How does Lois even handle Kryptonian cock?
You sure think about cock a lot, OP.
Realistically, Superman's cock should violently shred humans apart no matter how much self-control he exerts, like the Plutonian
>>153971342I'm Lois Lane, reporter for the Daily Planet.
>>153971361Realistically Dildos are commonly made of metal, and the vagina isn't a sponge you're stretching it's a cavity. They'd be just fine, the Plutonian sucks
>>153971417It's not the dick that shreds their vaginas. It's his body-hair and the friction of thrusting shredding their groins
When was "Woman of Kleenex" first coined?
>>153971361>every time I open a door I rip it off of its hingesYou understand that even involuntary muscle actions aren't inherently 100% max power all the timeLike do you think his heartbeat should deafen everyone around him because he's got a super heart made out of super muscles
>>153971447good thing Lois, in all her iterations, has been the biggest nastiest whore in the multiverse. Superman is lucky he can't catch Earth STDs.
>>153971324i hate how she buttons up all the way to her neck.
>>153971342I write a blog for homosexuals. Makes good money.
do you think Leslie partakes in Supercock?
>>153971600i think she's an ugly brown woke Lesbian
>>153971615about about Banshee?
>>153971324By softening it up by stepping on it barefoot
>>153971324Worst Lois Lane design
>>153971845nigga you gay
>>153971845Don't be gay, anon.
>>153971555she should undo the buttons around her belly
New sneak peek:twitter.com/adultswim/status/2060003181526925386
>>153971324Like a champ…with her butthole
her rectal cavity accomadates my penis well
>>153971324https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OvHhBBBEGec
>>153971417When cum is shot out of the dick, it is pretty fast.Now imagine a kryptonian doing the shooting.https://youtu.be/A-tcxZ5VOBM?si=1vzujRamc7rVPV_b
>>153971655Second verse same as the first.
>>153971939Likeimg that dogshit Lois design is gay. Here is the patricians choice.
>>153971324Superman is an incredibly conscientious lover, it's all about her pleasureHe was able to go 10000 years without sex with Wonder Woman right thereThis of course is another thing that juxtaposes him against Batman
>>153971324Red Sun Lamp or Post Crisis Gold K.
>>153971845Objectively wrong.
>>153972441>posting a frigid bitch who slept around with everyone I get nostalgia is a helluva drug but watch the show actually
Do Kryptonian boobies feel like warm steel?
>>153971324handle? oh my noasshole
>>153971324>>153971939>>153972365>>153972578I love this little Filipino boy like you couldn't believe
>>153971845They hated him for he told the truth
>>153971845I think Man of Tomorrow is my favorite animated Lois
>>153973155Top right seems great.
>>153971324Alan Moore’s “it’s all just a special aura” is still one of the best solutions to this problem. The moment you introduce the “she can’t handle Superman’s dick” trope, you create other problems. How can he hold anything without breaking it? How does he manage to control any bodily function? If he can hold a glass without shattering it, that means he can also fuck a bitch without killing her.
>>153971361Superman confirmed for never being able to open doors or drink from a mug or glass or do any of the other things he clearly has the muscle control to be able to do.
>>153973288Yeah but in the case of MAWS specifically, the writers were stupid/lazy enough to have Supes do exactly that. It's literally how Jimmy was able to figure out his secret identity.
>>153971324>>153971361By that logic, whenever he sneezed, everything should just go flying.But in any case, he can just stay still and let her take the lead/move by herself.>>153971845*best, and it's not even close
>>153971361he just holds it out in front of her and she licks it all over until he cums
>>153973385That whole thing is just edgy. Any writer with good taste wouldn't include that detail because superheroes are fundamentally absurd.
>>153973288The idea is you're not in control of yourself in the heat of the moment, especially when ejaculating.
>>153972632>frigid>slept around with everyoneThose are contradictory. Pick one.
>>153973478Speak for yourself.
>>153973401I bet superman can induce his own pleasure using his super sensitivity nerves
>>153971324Very carefully.
>>153973800i need animation of her getting her ass smacked red
>>153973800They made Lois tiny in this show
>>153973800Holy shit...
>>153971324We've had this conversation for more than 50 years...
>>153974046
>>153971324That is Luz, not Lois, get that through your skull.
>>153974263
>153972632Have you at all considered not being a lying retard?
>>153972578>Objectively correct.FTFY
>>153973155>good>good>great>great>good>great>great>great>great>dog shit>good>good
>>153971324ANAL SLUT Lois.
>>153971324i now see that this superman show is for gays or gaybaiting. lois is angrogynous and looks like a preteen or teen boy. is the target audience teenagers? from the comments here, i think this is the case. it's twink shit.
>>153974485She seems like the kind of girl that would push through the pain pretending she likes it
>>153974588silly anonshe'd like it because of the painand also, that's because not enough prep work or time
he uses a depleted kryptonite cocking that brings his power down locally.
>>153971324I can't be the only one who hates her design. She literally looks like a guy.
>>153975545No such thing as depleted kryptonite, but what he could do is have special red sun radiation underwear that focuses on irradiating his perineum, giving it ordinary human cum force.
Red sun lamps. They provide proper mood lighting and they aren't hard to find because Batman probably has like a whole room full of them in the Batcave.
I know what to do to him
>>153971845Might be worst but it's still really charming in its own right imo
>>153973155Second row middle is doing things for me
>>153972441This is Lois Lane.>>153971939But this is my idea of a perfect woman.
>>153974261why the leg tho
As long as they do cowgirl.
>>153976194It that the Lex Luthor in this series as I think he should've looked like Emperor Belos or Lorenzo Medici from Skullgirls in My Adventures with Superman?
>>153972904Uncle Tomboy's Cabin.
>>153971655Banshee would have been a prime Jimmy endgame option had Clark’s cousin not showed up
>>153976116I agree with this anonMAWS Lois is not Lois, but I don’t care in this instance because she is still prime wife material
it's not like you destroy a plastic cup whenever you grab it, even if you can
>>153976547There's a lore reason.
>>153973155All Lois’ are good. However:1, 3, 6, 9 and 12 are all 100% unmistakably Lois2, 4, 5, and 10 are all acceptable alt takes on Lois7. 8 and 11 work as Lois, but ultimately stray too far away that they would make people think they are different DC characters instead
>>153975616non canonIt was actually Broly not Koslov
>>15397660810 deserves to be in that 3rd category too
>>153971324>How does Lois even handle Kryptonian cock?Barely
>>153971324Peter Griffin
>>153971845when i heard she was korean my interest in her was completely gone.yellow fever fags are the worst
>>153971324
>>153976662Why is /dbs/ so obsessed with rape?
No, seriously, why does everyone act like Superman's powers make it impossible for him to fuck a normal human like Lois without turning her into a red paste when he's usually at least acquainted with Batman in most continuities, and if Batman didn't have a room full of red sun lamps and other anti-Kryptonian measures, he wouldn't be fucking BATMAN? Even if it's one of those continuities where Batman doesn't really trust Superman and is just waiting for him to go on a rampage, why would he refuse to lend out something that would make his potential enemy weaker?
>>153976786Because people don't think through sex jokes. Calm down man.
>>153976812A joke that doesn't make sense isn't a good joke at all.
>>153976913Sadly you'll have to get used to that if you don't want to be as miserable as me.
>There exists anons who wouldn't bend this woman over the nearest piece of furniture and go to town.
>>153977212My apologies, I prefer women
stil the best one sorry
>>153971361>Superman can make other unintended actions like sneezing or acidentally tripping without cracking a continent but God forbid he has a happy, healthy sexual relationship with his girlfriend. If he doesn't shatter the bowl whenever he takes a piss, then surely cooming isn't a problem.
>>153976194Deathstroke seeing the punch coming from miles away and letting it happen is funny.
I can't wait for the new My Adventures with Superman and all the new Lois lewds that'll come with it...
>>153976971How do you feel about this?
>>153971361Kind of wonder this as well. There was a comic where this literal prostitute gets super power and gives the not superman a BJ and he cums so hard he takes out an air plane. Wonder if he has issues with that. Same with taking a shit, can he just force it out no problem?
>>153977910
>>153977910How can someone get one of the most well-known things about Batman wrong?
>>153971324Lois has military training
>>153973155top left is cute
>>153977910I'd say stuff like >>153977984 is the best response to have. Just make fun of the inaccuracy.
>>153974657Wow, this show's animation is as bland and lazy as its character design.
Do not post Gardevoir porn on /co/.
>>153978085Boomers aren't known for their intelligence or their empathy.
Was anyone else surprised to learn that this Louis Lane is Korean and not Hispanic? It’s fine, I just did not expect that.
>>153977223you prefer frankensteins mad out of silicone, mops and old ladies
>>153976599That's good lmao
>>153977223It's 2026, you don't have to apologize for being gay
>>153978611>>153974046>>153974261Jimmy would probably be more screwed than Lois, since he could potentially get amputated down there
>super cumshot would literally blow your back out>only kryptonian pussy can withstand the force>superman has to clench his dick muscles so he doesnt cum, resulting in unpleasent sex>afterwards has to jack off and shoot a moneyshot up to the moon
>>153981287Kara is for gentle sex only
>>153981251I didn't
>>153983204Gentle sex you say?
Found this in Dark Knight Strikes Back amd thought of this thread.
>>153983691And people criticized Frank Miller of being stupid with that line.
>>153984048People give shit to Garth Ennis and Alan Moore but Frank was the kind of guy who would use every single subversion and criticism against superheroes that's seen as overdone today. Hell he probably invented half of them.
>>153983241Imagine the despair and guttural cries Kara would do once released from the mind control...
>>153977212>>153977223My cock would destroy her anus.
>>153978085BUt you'll haVE To Get useD TO thAT If yOU dOn't wAnT to Be AS mIsERAbLE.
>>153984655Rape trauma isn't sexy.
>>153984815Tell me more about how rape trauma isn't sexy.And this is 4chan, you don't have to shy away from graphic details or shit.
>>153984914What's it to ya?
>>153984967<<
>>153971324oh my GOD I’m so horny I’m glad I have all you bros to edge with right now
>>153985245Your lustful feelings are meant to steer you towards marriage and maintain it. Stop wasting your energy gooning.
>>153973017>>153971845Same fagging is the lowest form of posting.
>>153985299No. That would be saying anything that disagrees with me, Objectively-right-about-everything Man. And I declare tomboys are the peak of women and this Lois Lane is goated. Even more goated if she has a full bush.
>>153973155Top left is hideous while vary from ok to fnatastic
>>153978226Shit taste. Looks like typical quirk chungus self insert.
>>153985299actual tard
>>153985414>Living anywhere in the Eastern timezone.You pathetic retard.
>>153977910>>153978085seems to me its about100% not wrong.
>>153985497heh
>>153985497Based as always, Terrible.
New solicitation blurb for a season 3 episode:https://tnets-dvs-schedule.wme-digital.com/?network=Toon&grouping=broadcast>Big things happen at the Super Convention. Kara takes a friend's advice. Clark gets Whipped. Lois Chases a story. Jimmy makes a mistake.
>>153985497I had the thought that she should be sitting in a sofa shared with the Bat-Signal, because Absolute Batman.
>>153985859ha! the BAT COUCH
>>153983241to shreds you say
>>153985954imagine the sex after you kidnap and drug her up
I need to see this beauty's soles so bad in Season 3
>>153971324Clark has perfect control of every bodily function
>>153985954Did she get breast implants?
>>153986612bettershe got pregnantsome chicks get some ridiculous fucking milkers after having their first kid
>>153986648My wife looks like this lois lane if she had curly hair instead. Currently pregnant with our second son and her tits are getting huge. Cannot fucking wait.
>>153986799see?good on you too, anonbut rememberthe milk is for the baby
>>153986830>the milk is for the babyThat didn't stop me last time and it won't stop me this time.
>>153986845dammit, anon
>>153986871Squeezing her tits together and spraying her milk over my face and chest, then having her lick it off is genuinely the hottest sexual experience of my life. I will experience it again.
why is superman so incompetent in this show? go punch some people already
>>153987295it's year one supermanand he's soft boy beta malegranted, i find him entertaining, even though this show is objectively mehhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A6BT2LmBeuM
>>153987350Godzilla Parasyte is stupid
>>153976159Jimmy nutted so hard, he lost all sensation on his left leg.
>>153971492Larry Niven, before your parents met
>>153983691he's only saying that because he knows his amazon half-breed would never try to hold back.
>>153971655Banshee is cute in this series. I don't necessarily like how she's represented but that applies to like 90% of the characters in this show. The design itself is cute, which is good enough for me.
>>153971324Gently and with great reverence.
>>153971324>>153971600>>153971655All great designs here
>>153991429This better be sarcasm
>>153991447My tastes in women are horrible and I am proud of it
>>153974261DEATH BY SNU SNU
>>153971324Same way she handles amazonian cock.
Hate how quickly they got rid of Jor El.
>>153971324tomboy pussy
>>153991470Watch real anime.
>>153993667I do actually
>>153974046>>153974261>neck braceLet it be on record that Jimmy Olsen is a proper gentleman
>>153971615This true?
Tomboy pussy bump
