>HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO EAT THIS PIZZA WITHOUT MY DRINK!
>>153979524>With your ass.
you literally live in water you fucking retard
With CHOCOLATE
>>153979524>Look! He's been hiding the diet Dr. Kelp under his tongue the whole time!
>>153979524>he doesn’t have his own soda to drink with his pizza It’s always those awful plastic bottles anyway with pizza places.
lazy fucker called for a delivery when he lived 3 seconds from the krusty krab
>>153980027Chocolate guy is green, don't disrespect him like that.
>>153979546>you literally live in waterit clearly works differently for them, they even manage to start fires underwater there
>>153979546idk why people treat water like it's poison but it's probably the same thing here. he wants a soft drink
>>153979524One of the few times Squidward acted in good character, standing up for Spongebob & kicking that entitled customer’s ass after he made them go out of their way to deliver a pizza from a burger joint, creating a whole new menu & delivery service just for this one asshole.
>>153985100All he really needs is someone else to direct his anger at. There needs to be another episode where someone else is being an asshole and it works in a way where Squidward giving him a comeuppance can be in service of helping Spongebob again. Knowing the bullshit these days though they'd just retell the exact same story and say "this is like Pizza Delivery!"
>>153979524WHO THE FUCK HOLDS A PIZZA BOX LIKE THAT?
>>153985100Squidward's a jackass but he doesn't actually hate Spongebob, there are multiple episodes where he either feels bad for the guy or is willing to stick up for him. Like the dying for pie episode had Squidward outright try to give Spongebob a great last day when he thought he was responsible for Spongebob's impending death.
>>153986055Desu I actually really like that the show portrays Squidward as someone that's not outright bad, just a jaded jerk. Makes the episodes where he gets along with Spongebob feel more believable.
