I do not believe Comic Book Guy could land this girl.
>>153986963Better believe it, buster.
>>153986963Does she show up for more than a single episode? If not, then there's nothing to complain about as status-quo reigns supreme.
>>153987020As far as I know, yeah she actually does
>>153987020Yes, she's a full-on sidecharacterepisode where she publishes Lisa's comicepisode where she wants a baby (and they meet Comicbook Guy's father who's a stamp collector)She's currently pregnant iirc
>>153987067>Comic Book Guy fucked a baby into his Japanese wifeGood for him.
>>153986963Ur dumb then. Being fat is a plus for men as long as you're not short
>>153986963No different than Homer and MargeActually a little different because CBG has a Master's Degree in Engineering and he's rich. Kinda funny since Homer has a job where you'd actually need that, lol
>>153986963Asian women and Gaysian men can't resist the almighty BWC
>>153987294>*Ryan Gosling chair clattering*
>>153987067>She's currently pregnant iircNot yet, but that episode ends with them deciding to try for one.
>>153987233How can he be rich? He owns a comic book shop.
>>153986963Learn what cartoons are.
>>153987415He's owned a comic book shop for 36 years. To be a business owner for that long you'd have to be pretty smart with money.
>>153987415his family's Old-Money. He collects comicbooks as a collector/obsession
>>153986963>>>/r9k/
Jeff Albertson
>>153987455So he mostly owns the comic shop to shoot shit with like-minded people/justify his hobby to his parents?
>>153987554his parents and grandparents all collected things too. That's just what he wastes his attention on like they do
>>153987554Yeah nobody actually makes money doing that shit
>>153987415Vanity boutique, like when a trophy wife rents a storefront in the brick district and tries to operate a cupcake shop for a hobby. His money comes from elsewhere and he loses thousands keeping the place open because he feels it belongs there.
>>153987294I liked how.his opinion on having kids changed after hanging out with bart and lisa
>>153986963>>153987233>>153987294She looks like some Giga autists drawn-in fan character that the artist obsessively ships with CBG while depicting him as a soft boy that she's going to fix with her love.
>>153988020>while depicting him as a soft boy that she's going to fix with her loveLol. Lmao, even. She loves his snark.
>>153988020>>153988071Now I remembered that Bubble-Bass has that one female fan
Don't worry, she's an awful, terrible character.
>>153988089Shut the fuck up, Boco.
>>153988071>TFW Comic book guy slowly gets fitter over time>Not because he's working out but because his wife gives him a workout.
>>153987554Running a business would also let him engage with his hobby while being able to claim various company-related tax breaks. Claiming various collector purchases as business expenses and all that.
>>153986963Ugly bastard fetish. It happens.
>>153986963I have seen plenty of fat men with skinny couples in real life, what I find hard to believe that Comic Book Guy would get into anime and manga just because he has an Asian wife, he only seemed to be into American comics and TV shows with the occasional UK thing like Dr Who before Also what the fuck happened to Apu did he die? his store still shows up but they never go inside nor mention him and he doesn't show up at all, neither does his family
>>153986963Nobody cares what you believe.
>>153988077https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OuIZZQvySzw
>>153988251He's made a couple of silent cameos in recent years, but they otherwise refuse to use him because of that whiny bitch.
>>153987067is she at least funny?
>>153988388Oh God no.
>fat ugly bastards always get the girl, even in real lifeHuh? Should I get fat then, bros? I'm a skinny guy who never got laid ever.
>>153988388She became more of a character in "The Dad-Feelings Limited," and has a couple of moments.
>>153988388Funny as modern Simpsons. They use her for Asian jokes >K: I have acted shamefully. I must commit furry cosplay. (Does it in a way it looks like Seppuku)>Lisa: There's nothing sexy about shame!>K: There is in my native Japan, where it's our whole thing.
>>153987536who?
>>153991022His real name.
>>153986963Why? It's really not that hard, incel shitstain.
>>153988388Not a single new character introduced after Al Jean took over has been funny, and they've only gotten even worse in the Selmann years. They're not meant to be caricatures or comedy characters anymore. They're unironic dramedy characters like Bart's new teacher.
>>153986963>I do not believe Comic Book Guy could land this girl.No shit? It's a cartoon.
>>153986963The only way it would be realistic is if she was from some poor shithole asian country desperate to escape poverty and get a green card, those are the only ones willing to marry bottom of the barrel white guys
>>153986963That's the joke
My best friend and all of his brothers married Asians. He got dimsum, they got sushi. And they're all hideous nerds. His one brother looks like Woody Allen with a Jewfro.I have no idea why the wife married the Jewfro'd Woody Allen. He's got an awful personality, he's short and ugly and he's a gadabout with little income. At least my friend and his other brother either have fun personalities and/or have $$$.There's no understanding people.
>>153986963Reminder that canonically, Comic Book Guy has slapped Marge in the ass.
>>153988204Could you do that with a comic book YouTube show since it’s a “business expense” ?
>>153986963how is she less problematic than Apu?
>>153994022They changed her voice actress after her first appearance.
>>153986963d'awww they cute~
>>153988550How the fuck aren't they getting raked over the progressive coals for making a blatantly racist Japanese caricature who only speaks in stereotyical broken english?
Delusional millennial writers, they always think that Japan is some sort of magical place where everyone is a giant nerd and there's girls with big tits who want to have sex with you because you own a comic book store. Guess what they want someone who actually has a future. The only thing I can think of is that they actually included her because they're trying to get artists to do the ugly bastard routine
>>153995275Japanese aren't as insecure as Indians. They aren't going to make a documentary about how insecure they are with their parents' trust fund money.
>>153986963What if i told you she's a tranny?
>>153993711You're totally not jealous though, right little man?
>>153988432Nah just actually ask out girls. Maybe get swole in the meantime.
>>153995275noone watches Simpsons anymore so they can get away with many things.Ones I remember are Moe being a pedophile in The Caper Chase, and Nelson legit calling Skinner a Tranny in Girls Just Want to Have Sums.
>>153995275Libtards only sperg out if the one being mocked is part of their pet list (niggers, jeets, faggots, troons, etc.).They don't consider Japanese people to be a oppressed group (they even removed college racial quotas for them a few years ago) so they don't care.
>>153987020She is mostly because currently they can't use Apu and Manjula, Ned's love life is fucked and they have stablished that Moe and Maya can't marry because some retarded tradition
>>153995275A lot of progressives ignore racism against lighter-skinned Asians since they overperform in society compared to other minority groups, and the forementioned lighter skin.
You're not supposed to. It's a cartoon.
>>153995542Is it just asians from anticommunist nations that get counted as white?
>>153995275Japanese people are basically white people.
>>153993645so you’re saying there’s a chance
>>153987554>comic shop to shoot shit with like-minded peopleNo
>>153987554Real comic book shops exist to launder money.
>>153995275Because they made it right by recasting her.Cookie Kwan was always way more offensive than Kimuko. I don't even think they cut her from the show either. They don't care about Asaisn.
>>153995275Most normalfags don't even watch the simpsons, so if it's not a popular gag, no one really gives a shit. It's why most people can claim stupid ass simpson predictions, and retards fall for it everytime.
>Oh, I've wasted my life...>PSYCHE
>>153995340I think it's more Japanese don't crave the attention like dirtjeets do. It was obvious that faggot only did that docu because he wanted it to springboard his acting profession. Lucky no one wants to work with him because he's unsurprisingly a piece of shit.
>>153997175Japanese people aren't really even oppressed anymore, WWII is largely irrelevant outside of people whining about Hitler and nazis, and most of the anti Japanese racism in the west died down once WWII vets started dying, and the "muh job" bogeyman of the 70s/80s shifting to China.
>>153988276This is cute...
>>153986963It's completely believable he has his own business full of collectibles, tons of which are probably based on franchises which originated in Japan. Family owns a massive house, guy is loaded & driven. a known member of his local community, passionate motivated and appreciates rare things. She's just some mediocre chink who latches onto a western mans success story, accept it.You think that's outlandish, farfetched, absurd?Moe gets with a 10/10 shortstack cutie, all he does is take advantage of peoples vulnerabilities & exploits them using alcohol. Shortening their life spans and creating a dependence on addictive substances.Hides like a coward when being robbed, threatens his customers with loaded firearms. Gives bad advice to Homer on how he can get revenge.Now THAT is out of the ordinary. Some slant eyed bitch is getting the opportunity of a lifetime with Comic book guy, but I get the impression you think she's "settling" for second best???
>>153986963Simpsons won't end until EVERY recurring Springfieldian is married.
>>153987020Last time she showed up, her and CBG decided to start a family
I imagine this is how she thinks about him
>>154000828Actually, her most recent major (canon) appearance was in the geek cruise episode. (Her giving birth in "Bart's Birthday" doesn't fully count due to the episode undoing itself.)
>>154000899Asians aren’t Jewed enough to have invented “hookup or be a fwb”
>>154000931They are once they find out what bbc is
>>153993906This reminds me that he also dated Skinner's momHe has game
>>154000931You think casual sex and friends with benefits don't exist in Japan? They literally have a term for it, it's called "sefure"
>>154001178Sefure isn’t a japanese term, it’s an Asian way of pronouncing the English term Sexu Furen
>>154001198Yes anon, the Japanese language has tons of English loanwords. Doesn't mean the concept doesn't exist in Japan. It's like saying idols aren't a Japanese thing because idol is an English word
>>153988077>>153988276who is this? I want to cuck Bubble Bass
>>153993913Almost certainly. For privately held companies there isn't really anyone closely policing what specifically you claim as an expense. And if you're discussing the comic in question then it's an easily justified expense. Even memorabilia could be if you're using it on your set. The main thing you have to be careful with is claiming so many expenses that they exceed your official revenue. A business that stays open while consistently posting unprofitable years risks an investigation eventually.
>>153995275Remember when "Stop Asian hate" was trending and was quickly memory holed once it was revealed who was doing the hate crimes against Asians? Must have been a world record for fastest dying social movement.
>>154002534it's funny how many retards just assume by default that all targeted racism is perpetrated by white people. the alternative is to claim it's all perpetrated by men which technically isn't a lie, but they tend to leave out several other relevant details.
This is cringe because it comes across as an inorganic power fantasy for the audienceIf she was as overweight as he was then their relationship would feel more honest and realistic and would also appeal to BBW chads (couldn't be me of course!)
>>154003631it feels cringe because comic book guy is an unapologetic dick head. I can't see him getting married at all, let alone to a japanese girl.
>>154003631>fat bitches loving fat noggas is realisticLmfaoFat bitches are repulsed by fat dudes
>>154003938Still more realistic than an attractive women being into a fat dude though
>>153986963It's pretty well known that all comic book nerds (and cartoon nerds, for that matter) have huge giant cocks and are really good at sex.
>>153986963He is white and she is asianDude could look like quasimodo and she would lust after his dick
>>153988276>>153986963For some reason, some people just don't understand that being confident and passionate are huge turn-ons.
>>154004627Im BPD so i can be confident but im mostly bitter or near suicidal, and im always very passionate about things i feel strongly about like interests or ranting about shit i despise
>>153995275They aren’t brown enough, chud
>white women reject the dorks, geeks, and nerds>they land asian women>white women eternally seetheevery time
>>154003631itd be funnier if she was just a huge ameriboo
>>153997616It ended the second the war was over when both japan and america decided they should have been allies in the first place. The us is closer to them than england now.
>>154003689he's one those shitheads that is awful to everyone else and a doormat to his gf.
>>153986963Secretly Fat Cock.
>>154005761The fat ugly white guy is not landing Asian baddies
Comic Book Guy is a self-insert for the writers.
>>154001027>They are once they find out what bbc is
>>153996107Can't wait to see Mrs. Comic Book Guy's appearance in the second movie, as well as the many people it'll confuse
