Terrible
>tits
>>153991751>ZlataHenchhohol
OH YEAHCLAIRE'S ABOUT TO START RAPING
>>153991807Listen, those moobs might've had a battlefield promotion but if we start talking semantics on artificial tits we're gonna have to question where Moray and Zlata's fall on the spectrum. Speaking of which I think Zlata's nipples perked up in the second panel, goddamn. She's got some Kim Possible shit going on.
>>153991751It's sex time!
>>153991751bro just said fuck it, I'm tired of drawing hair.
>>153991751>Marten in a room full of drunken women (and Claire)>still the least likely to get any action thereIt's frustrating that Claire is the de facto QC BULL because of that feckless faggot (Marten).
>>153991751This looks like the worst nerdgy I've seen yet NOT to happen but damn I wish I was in Marten's shoes.
>>153992026>woman His asshole is going to see plenty of action
>>153991751>titsLol
I miss Hanners
>>153992244By his asshole, do you mean his anus or do you mean Clare?
The probability of Claire drunkenly deciding to whore Marten out to one (or more) of the other partygoers has increased to 0.0001%.
>>153991751Is this the same Claire we met as an intern at the Smif library? Wow, she's changed, didn't see this as something she'd even joke about. Marten seems to be rolling with it, I guess. I'd expect at least a "please don't" from him in the past... maybe times have changed enough that it would be sexist to try to control his partner that way?
>>153992647maybe she is trying to look cool in front of Emily
>>153992647I think Jeph believes this is how a strong businesswoman ("girlboss") would behave. She's turning into Marten's mother. Much could be made of this development if the writing chops and desire for drama were there.
>>153992647i guess cause she's drunk
>>153992726she's literally taking her very first sip while saying it
>>153991751I WANT TO FUCK THAT ROBOT!!!
>>153991751This comic gave me the confidence to make my own comic I don't feel as bad about my shitty art
>>153991751has the art gotten worse?
>>153991940But there are 13 heads of hair?
>>153993021Of haircuts or styles that don't significantly move or flow, ones he doesn't have to think about too much or put too much effort in.
>>153991751>>153967648DBARUGIVE US PORN OF THE CREEPY ROBOT FROM THE LAST COMIC AND ALL OUR LIVES ARE YOURS!Don't worry I'm a mind reader and can confirm literally every other anon agree with me.
>>153992588Both
>>153992922Good luck anon, remember to do it 5 days a week for 20 years.
>>153992712Don't tradwives often replace their father figure with their partner? Or should I say, don't their partners often jump head first into that daddy role?
>>153992936He's definitely been coasting for the better part of his career as a cartoonist. This is a typically lazy strip with the characters in largely monochrome clothes. He at least drew a background and some details like framed pictures and a case of beer
>>153992647Claire is ribbing Zlata for being overly bureaucratic (the only punchline Zlata is ever involved in). Marten's just playing along with the bit. There's nothing to try to control when you already know it's not a legitimate statement.
>>153991751Does anything ever happen in this
>>153991751Geoff really needs to google "What is a librarian" This ongoing weirdness that she's some sort of C-Suite executive, responsible for HR, recruitment, general operations, vision setting and departmental OKRs is insane. She's not once been shown doing any archival work, no data retrieval, no supporting scientists looking for citations and data.I hope, vainly, that her probation review will come up and the Director will just sack her asking her to name one time she set foot in the Library.
>>153998023No one's job title at cubetown aligns with their body of work or their qualifications. My money is still on the jellyfish wanting access to Marten because it can see the connecting threads of how his social circle overlaps with several powerful AI/Hannelore's family, and his banal aura keeps atrocities in check.
>>153998759That sounds interesting so it's probably not true.
>>153999945Much like the nanobot water and the gentle sunsetting of humanity by the AI hegemony in a curated garden of the mundane, it's one of the theories that's fully supported by the text but mainly serves as a form of amusement for the handful of us brain-damaged enough to be regulars here.
>>153991751So they're all going to get drunk and topless right? This comic can't be so boring they talk about tits and then don't actually show any right? RIGHT?!
>>154000584>So they're all going to get drunk and topless right?we can only hope
>if you sign a form that means you consent to everything I do all nightOf course that's how a performative male thinks consent works
