Ampora editionQOTT: wwhich of these three lovvely gentlemen wwould you date? Please pick at least one. Please.Prevvious dream bubble: >>153968520
>>153993790Cronus and eridan, Dualscar is shit
>>153993790I'd game with Eridan as long as he doesn't try to make me participate in any genocides
>>153993790>school shooter>future rapist>psycho ex-boyfrienddualscar I guess...but only because you said please
>>153993777Read the first line of page 3 :)
>>153993790I would transition instantly if my boyfriend was Eridan Ampora and he treated me the way he treats real women
>>153994017what did bro mean by this?
>>153994017I am gay and have an incel fetish :)
>>153993956>>school shooter>>future rapist>>psycho ex-boyfriendOkay, and what are the downsides?
>>153994100Meant to reply to>>153994093
eridan is not an incel hes just a hipster with a wizard fetish
>>153994017>transitioning just to commit ACKing by proxy after Eridan has a melty and shoots youPretty ingenious
>>153994017Y'know, thanks to Alternian culture he can treat you like that without you needing to change your gender
>>153994131Hot.>>153994143I haven't considered that. Thank you for opening my eyes anon.
the only vaguely incel like character would be caliborn (while yes you can bring up eridan was a prototype for caliborn as a character) it still doesn't change the fact that his archetype is a hipster plus dont get them started on the pseudoscience explanation on why that cant work
>>153994173eridan IS celibate involutarily though
>>153994252Eridan isn't a truecel because he was Vriska's kismesis.
>>153994288summer fling that was never serious. they never filled a bucket together. he died a virgin
>>153994308They were 13
>>153994308Oh right, died before he was old enough to score. Wait so technically every character except Karkat and Terezi are incels since only those two didn't die before losing their virginities?
>>153994340Also Gamzee
>>153994308>summer fling that was never serious.If you went to /r9k/ or one of the incel forums like incels.is and told them you're still an incel even though had a summer fling back when you were 13 they'd call you a fakecel and tell you to fuck offThat said, I think we can all agree he still is a desperate beta>Our brave and fearless leader is...>Eridan!>What a hopeless romantic...>From matesprit to kismesis, his feelings are frantic!>His poor broken heart has been shattered on the floor>But he'll never stop until he can have her for "shore!"
>>153994334>>153994340>>153994368fair enough
Isn't Cronus an actual incel? He was hitting on everybody in the team but doesn't seem to ever had anyone in his concupiscent quadrants.
>>153994102that....umm.....
>>153992241i knew i was forgetting something!!! yep clowns.
>>153993974wow rude
>>153994610Huh?
There are no Void master classes 8ecause masterin6 non-existence... makes you not exist. It's an impossi8ility
>>153991396>>dominant females, racism/casteism, sub males, hypno or similar stuff to put you to sleep,.. mind manipulation, grooming little girls :), incestthat's 8ased thou6h and he should've put more of it in his works. I'd play psychoanalsiovuals if he had all of this in it
>>153994904there is. less the racism and incest i think. the main character reaps a guy in the middle of the start of her downward spiral.
>>153994843interesting idea thank you for sharing i personally don't like master classs it just seems like an ass pull to make our resident 4channer and tumbrl kid get powers
>>153994642I shall firmly maintain I am NOT coming on strong just because I'm exercising my natural right to ponder the odors of magenta-colored demonic wenches
>>153994919wow okay. i'll need to play it later then>>153994924do you mean Classpects in 6eneral or Master Classpects (Lord and Muse)
>>153994969yes master classes suck to them not really getting a chance to interact with different aspects , in my pov all classes and aspect can learn form each other and actually beat the game
>>153995206Peridot no!
is he actually not a homosomo
>>153995178I was just confirming that they do in fact have unique scents, which is stated on page 3
>>153995206NAGGERS
I want to nut inside the caretaker.either human or nymph.
>>153995244john uh... you mightve overdone it with those alchemized roids mani tell you, those things are bad for your dick and all man
jade huffing daves musky ball sack...
>has to read Homestuck and make a report for next monthThat dog with the eyepatch is alright
>>153994924>>153995178I Like the idea that in paradox space Lords are an extreme edge case for non-normal players that always seek dominion and are a sort of a final boss like as seen with Caliborn, with there always being a muse to be their anthesis.
>>153995599interesting idea thank you for sharing
>>153995520kino, musk is my favorite fetish
>>153995732Absolutelly amazing pairing How I don't see more of it. Squish her tits.
>>153995799what if those are his succulent pecs anon
would (you) willingly die right now to be reborn as a grub and later to be an troll along with the usual 12 trolls in alternia? (your race color will be random)
>>153995799...her?
>>153995812so. squish his suculent pecs then.>>153995828his then..
>>153995805waaah so cute.
bros its been a month since last update, is prisounebound le prisounekill?
>>153995868now you get it
>>153995821no fucking way alternia is literal hell to live.
>>153995900>anon whe author takes a break>HOLY SHIT IS ADVENTURE LE KILL?????nigga no
>>153995821That's a 2/3 chance of having a far shittier and shorter life then I have now. Am I guaranteed to get into the game?
taking my path of discipline and patience. i will survive shift today and I will draw my ideal vision: housewife tech hippie tc... and i will give him glasses... megane tc....
>>153995918as i said you will be involved/friends with the 12 trolls. meaning you will get in the game
How do people continue to enjoy Homestuck knowing its creator is such a litigious piece of shit? I just read something about he's filed restraining orders against like 4 fans for posting critical things about him on the internet
>>153995975i dont car.
>>153995975NIGGA WE KNOWWWWWWW
>>153995975Who cares.
>>153995940MmmmmmmmmfuckSorry but no, I have a family whom I love so no isekai adventures for me
>>153995999
do you guys think it was on purpose that hussie made dave's hair look like a bird?
>>153995975I'd get litigious over my life's work too
>>153996009
>>153996023
let's talk sburbdoes the game not let you scale after you beat it? otherwise, why didn't karkat and kanaya ever use their classpect's powers?
>>153996005but imagine taking a shot and having the possibility of having a relationship with a troll of your choice though.
>>153996043Most of the trolls never bothered to learn their classpect mechanics or put any levels there befor winning, most never godtiered, after the game they were locked out.
>>153993790>QOTTDefinitely Cronus.He's the kind of fucking sleazy, pathetic and desperate guy that's like catnip to me. I WILL turn that fucking wader into my violet cumdump
post equipecs
>>153996055I'm sorry but dear, sweet Nepeta isn't worth dying early on my family
>>153996023>>153996036Based Based Based Based Based
>>153995821Fuck that shit, get me into the Beforan team instead, I will enjoy a life on easy mode before the game AND fix up these 12 fuckers before they ruin absolutely everything.
>>153996081I neeeeeeeeeeed to draw equius today too.
>>153996105>life on easy mode>mouse utopia but with 2014 culture war politics forevergenuinely life on alternia might feel more meaningful and fulfilling (provided you dont get spawnkilled)
>>153996018>implying it's only dave
>>153995520He tries his best to keep them Clean>>153996020And yet he did pretty much anything to it if it sold more t-shirts
>>153996136My Bird Boys. Caw Cawww mf.
>>153995357
>>153996075what about eridan
are there cute boys in sburb.exeevery time this comic comes up anons rave about it but i only hear about abby and kiki
>>153996105The shit the nannycams will catch you doing will get you dissapeared.
john is cute
>>153996203do not ruin that sensitive young man
>>153996127>wanting to live in shithole on the level Yemen or Congo except with sociopathic children than to deal with annoying tumblr faggots like Kankri because struggling to survive if you're a lowblood or having to turn into a sociopath yourself if you're a highblood so that you don't become a target yourself is "meaningful and fulfilling"
>>153996304It's more the mouse utopia part that I find utterly demoralizing, Anon.
>>153996304nta but I already have terrible bloodlust, and I imagine plenty of anons here do
moe toony horuss...
>>153995789jade is into musk btw
>>153996381zahhaks....
>>153996338Still more bearable than a planet-wide gaza full of psycho children hunting each other for sportAlso that point is kinda moot if we assume I get into the game anyway and won't have to stick around for the lifetime of changing culled lowbloods' shitty diapers
>>153996233Mituna got away with being a 4chan user hurling slurs at others, so all in all the worst that might probably happen is a mandatory sensitivity by Mr Vantas, Ms Maryam or some other chucklefuck from HR
>>153995244This sprite is an edited version of a prospitian Rook.
>>153996229https://sburbexe.miraheze.org/wiki/Luke_Hearst
wich homestuck male character would be into being pegged? if so why?
>>153996229So far there's Zach and Luke. I'm not sure if they're cute, but they've got some appeal, especially LukeAlso I think Kiki's gender is ambiguous even if most people will obviously lean towards female interpretation so if you want you can still imagine a cock in there.
>>153996601Equius is a no-brainer, that man was quite literally made to be pegged by Jane.
>>153996588>>153996620>introduced on page 666Holy fuck.
>>153996641imagine the smell....Nuclear.
>>153996666Unbelievable Satanic getTaking this as a sign to read the comic
>>153996516you DO NOT want to get a mandatory sensitivity session by vantas
>>153996676HOLY SHIT I GOT HELL QUAAAADS :Dalso please read the comic regardless. its peak.
>>153996666>imagine the smell....I'd rather not>You collect SPORES, MOLDS AND FUNGI. Ever since you discovered MUSHROOMS growing out of your several month old laundry, you’ve been on a massive amateur mycology kick, having even fixed up a damn good SHROOM STROGANOFF out of the weird growth in the outhouse corner once.
>>153996688....i want to get mandatory seshs with kwanki..
>>153996601i can only see dave, kankri, and maybe?? john *not* being into it. the rest are getting those holes split open.
>>153996702Avril Lavigne's smelly shota boyfriend
I came up with this idea of alternate Lords of the other Aspects and I want to know what you guys thoughts are.Lord of Light – Vriska SerketDue to a shift in karmic events of the timeline, Vriska Serket carelessly manages kills off the members of her friend group one by one following the guidance of her magic cueball, which she had manages to keep due to ‘Terezi having a misfortune accident where her chest was pierced by a beam of light before she could inform a certain cue head of her secret’ eventually only leaving her and Equius to play them game.Vriska manages to kill him off though as they enter earning her the right to a Lord’s Game, where she ends up becoming the Lord of Light given the power and dominion over knowledge and fate itself with an orange notebook emblazoned with a sun which she can use to rewrite and influence events her story to her liking.This power also allows her to circumvent the unwinnable state of a Lord’s session by manipulating having other trolls play Sburb to create a universe for her which she takes for herself, as she so wrote.Now in new universe a group of four human kids work to play a game with warnings from the void in between dreams by cloaked figure who tells them of the spider who is drawing them into her web.continued.
>>153996743Lord of Life – Her Imperious CondescensionThanks to the a discovery of an ancient temple carrying the code of a very important game and a shift in events from information that had been manages to be sent back to her in time, the Condesce manages to make what is described as a code injection, a ROM hack whatever you want to call it to create a special session of sburb to grant her power, however she still needs another player to act as means of playing that she needs and decides to just use her ship battery as a throw away. (little did she now this action would prove to create a nuisance)With this she manages to gain the powers of the Lord of Life allowing her to become a truly immortal being with complete dominion over biology (see Muzan Kibutsuji). And with it she manipulates events so that a certain Lord of Time never comes to pass.In a new universe Four Kids and a set of Cherub twins work together with a group of Trolls to work against the machinations of the shape shifting Lord of Life and her army of creatures.Lord of Heart – Dirk StriderFollowing the events of game over, Dirk wanders aimlessly through the corrupted garbled mess of of the medium until he ends up falling into a glitched session of Sburb a Lord’s Game. Due to it’s glitched nature Skaia and the means of creating a genesis frog are available from glitched copies of the beta kids planets along with a special planet which allows him to complete his Lord quest.In the new universe he’s created, he is able to recreate all his friends but still finds he is empty inside, and tries to fill this emptiness with his Lord of Heart powers which he uses to manipulate the emotions of the copies of his friends to force them into seemingly (to them) genuine relationships to his whims, often changing the current ships whenever he’s boredcontinued.
>>153996757While his power over the Heart is absolute eventually Dirks machinations are noticed when John wakes up one day in his bed with Calliope in a cold sweat. She asks him what’s wrong, but John is speechless as he realizes how his relationships have been changing constantly without his notice.He has awakened his Muse of breath powers, gifted to him by paradox space to counter Lord of Heart who by his glitched nature had avoided having a counterpart to push against him. Lord of Doom – Mituna Captor (post scratch)Due to a shift in karmic events, a group of rebels discover an ancient temple carrying the code of a very important game, and foolishly attempt to use it as a means to wither try and overthrow a tyrant or if all else fails escape to a better world despite the warnings on the wall.In the end the group of rebels end dead except for one, the people they tried to free gone. And the single survivor forced to play a session befitting a Lord of Doom, his power of black liquid sorrow dooming anyone it touches, as he is forced to continue to exist in a world that has lost it’s meaning.Lord of Mind – Terezi PyropeDue to a shift in karmic evenest, one Terezi Pyrope finds herself judging her friends for the crimes and punishes them to the whims of her justice, entering the game that one of them had created to cause such unwarranted destruction, alongside the one other she had not yet deemed criminal.She ends up playing a Lord’s game where she becomes the blind justice. One who cruel steps over any form of emotions or desires to create a world that is just and in equilibrium gaining the power as Lord of Mind to see though to the and actions of any all creatures at all times to judge them and see through any attempt to attack or dismantle her brand of justice.
>>153996203Eridan is too sensitive, too romantic and too yearning to work in that specific scenario. He's a perfectly viable option if you're strongly romantically inclined or into corruption, but personally I think giving a horny pest like Cronus what he wanted and more, way beyond what he bargained for, is much hotter
it is now JUNE!June is my birth month, but more importantly a month where i will draw more John Jade stuff. It has been long enough. We must move ever forward!
>>153996904i personally think that June defrosts whenever june comes. like mariah carey does on christmas
>>153996710Dave is into John's hot mom, and he even said she was hot while she was in crocker dominatrix mode. My man will absolutely let a woman do things to his ass if she's hot enough
i might have some kind of eye infection... do i just let it be so i can be the worlds first half-blind dirkroxy shipper?
>>153997026no fucking way man. go to the pharmacy or to the doctor if you can and ask for a eye drops desinfectant, antibiotics or antiseptics. this eye stuff can be contagious.
>>153996904cute
>>153997026Fucker they ain't making new eyes for a while
>>>/v/739996591
>>153996937june is like the krampus, here to punish the fandom
>>153997131Krampus is way sexier than June tho
this guy made june possible trust me
>>153997138True and more stable
>>153997242>AND NOW THE MAN WHO SO uNFAIRLY ASSAuLTED ME, CAuSING ME GRAVE INJuRIES FOR THE CRIME OF DARING TO CREATIVELY EXPRESS MYSELF...>...SHALL BE TuRNED INTO A SISSY SLuT FOR ALL ETERNITY!
>>153997364said sissy slut beat your ass twice skeleton fuckpipe down
>>153997364that was perfect 9/10
>>153996641>also introduced at page 666
>>153996641>>153997543>both post on 4chanwhy is this site so satanic
>>153997543Awww. Man I need to draw them side by side. Or maybe Luke beating Colsla up.
>>153997099KEK
>post nepeta porn on discord>she's clearly an adult in the drawing>post deleted because "we dont accept aged up characters sorry"
>>153997691imagine posting porn in fbi honeypot gayass cord.
>>153997691depends on which server,
>>153997691Nepeta would never be sexual anyway >>153997364The only epic twist that can reconcile Homestuck’s original narrative with its gay fandom
>>153997767>Nepeta would be sexual anywayfixed
>>153997779Nepeta is very sexualNepeta is not for sex
>>153997819This is so true
>>153997819>Nepeta is very sexual>Nepeta is for sex
>>153997767asexual nepeta?
>>153997884a sexual nepeta!
happy pride
>>153997980Love...is real.
>>153997980hussie sank every john ship because he knew this was the real endgame as god intended
>>153998344We are now Hussie.
>>153997871This is not canon!!
>>153998373This is so canon!!
>>153998434more
>>153998434what do you mean "?" nigga you are wearing your sister's swimsuit and expect me NOT to rape you?
also do the person making the lord class thing finish it then i will tell you my thoughts
>>153998500
>>153995975I think Hussie's a stupid piece of shit worthy of all the hate he gets after the bullshit he pulled with the UHC but I still like Homestuck.
>>153996743>>153996757>>153996775>>153998565I also would like to read more when I wake
SEX WITH KANKRI
>>153999488ok porrim.
>>153999488ok latula
>>153999488ok cronus
>>153997026 temporarily half blind now, any art requests?
>>153999779My god :(Would like to see your take on pepsicola. preferably sfw but if you want to draw smut you are free to do!If not then please draw Swiss being cute.
>>1539997791. Hope it gets better.2. How is it being a dirk roxy shipper.3. J-john jade 0v0
>>153999779nigga you got pink eye get that shit sorted outdraw roxy helping dirk by squirting eye drops into his eyes
>>153999779no please take care of your eye and be safe
>>153999846>>153999779this too
>>153999828not that anon but i drew johnjade on the whiteboard just now
>>153999870WHERE ??? :0
>>153999779rest your eyes first then draw karkat getting picked up by a claw machine (wedgie style) while he's crossed arm and pouting
>>153999901I FOUND IT, AHHHHH, THIS IS SO PEAK
june is no longer cannon
Death in June Egbert
>>153999779add braces. do whatever but give them braces. and maybe get that eye checked out
>>153999870(is it just me or is it laggy as fuck)
>>153999779Terezi, as is befitting of your situation.
>>153999929no problem>>153999974yeah there's a lot of drawings on there that needs to load, plus someone drew genesis frog lol
>>153999974the whiteboard gets more and more laggy as the doodles pile on. that's why they expire after some time and we keep making new ones
bro that whiteboard is collapsing on itself
>>153999999
>>153999823>>153999835>>153999986>>153999970these were fun! im gonna go to sleep now so my eye can rest. (also probably should have clarified that i did get it checked out and the half blindness is because of this patch with some treatment or something i cant remove)
>>154000197sleep well and hope to see you soon
>>154000197the dirk delivery made me kek so hardthanks, and get some rest lil nigga. may you heal up soon
>>153999779Nepeta inflation
>>154000308
>>154000014im kinda happy that its laggy. lots amd lots of drawings hehe
holy moly who ever draw that retarded john trying to fuck karkat thank you for the laugh
>>154000363Imagine if Roxy was addicted to crack instead of alcohol, that would have been really funny.
>>154000556Black Roxy?
>>154000556i see the vision tweaker roxy would be better
>>154000621Now imagine her sucking you for crack money
someone write lyrics in the style of wesley willis about homestuck
>>154000660no cat, its just be funny not everything is about porn but funny enough her home is a project
How many /hsg/s actually read Discworld books?
>>154000693>Bro what if we turned a fat fucking insane retard into a celebrity for 30 years
>>154000660 Don’t do this>>154000882It was one of my fav series around preteen age.
imagine a fucking homestuck mugen...
>>153996775>>153998565>>153998821Here you go.Lord of Space – Cherry Red CalliopeDue to a cherub mating battle tilting in favor of the other partner, a certain set of cherub twins alignment is switched.Unlike the Lord of Time, the Lord of Space Calliope is much more amicable by playing by the rules. That is not to say she In anyway cared about her idiotic brother, she despised him and wanted him dead. Still he was a useful tool for now.As a Lord of Space aligned to the space part of the space-time continuum she lacked respectable control over the dominion of time, so when her brother manages to escape his death by her hands at the last minute in their shared session she was forced to plan and scheme.The Lord of Space would not normally have the means to influence the past in such a grand manner as her brother could, but with the knowledge and use of parallel universe she could traverse through with her power, and the use of some glitches along with her space-time bending leprechauns she had manages to influence events leading to her culmination to a great enough degree to ensure her arrival and the weakening of her enemies.So no matter what they attempt, her enemies will have to live with the fact that no matter where they go no matter what they try to do to avoid her,She will be there.continued.
>>154001115Lord of Breath – Pupa Pan (Tavros Nitram)Due to a change of karmic events all of Tavros Nitram’s friends end up being culled by the empire (aka adults) except for his flush crush Vriska Serket. He just wants to escape to a neverland a world where he would never have to grow up like Pupa Pan and become like those horrific adults. So he takes to playing the game his deceased friend left behind along with his crush Vriska who he likes to call Vrisky to sound like the character in the novel Pupa Pan whisks away to neverland.Together they play the game. And due to not killing the Muse player and the help of his leprechauns who he likes to call his lost boys giving him the freedom to create a new universe even in lack of a Space and Time player. They enter a new world, making the planet earth into his NeverlandOn Earth adults are banned under punishment of death. Upon ones Sixith sweep or as the residents call it Thirteenth Year of life they are to be excuted.On a certain boy’s thirteenth birth day he uses a very special game to help escape his fate, alongside his three friends who have been on the run, getting the help of one Muse of Light who is tired of living like this.continued.
>>154001131Lord of Hope – Eridan AmporaDue to a change of karmic events Eridan Ampora manages to cause the death of all land dwellers including those among his friend group, by neglecting to help (see: actively sabatoging) feeding Gl'bgolyb managing to escape dying himself by playing the game with Feferi who unfortunately dosen’t get wise to his plans in time.Together they play a lords game with Eridan becoming a Lord of Hope, using his powers of belief of science to force the creation of a new universe even in lack of a Space and Time player, taking Feferi forcefully as his bride.In this new universe he rules over the repulsive land dwelling monkeys with a iron fist. And if you think you have hope of toppling his regime, hope for his demise, hope for a better life, forget it. For he has dominion over all hope.Still when four friends get the chance to play an important game, a Muse of Life helps them, while the Lord does everything to stop them.Lord of Rage – Gamzee MakaraDue to a change of karmic events Gamzee looses control of his emotions and manages to kill of almost all his friend group save for one Eridan. In his madness he makes him play the game their deceased friend left behind so that he can still try and salvage the will of the messiahs.There they play a lord’s game, where with rage in his heart Gamzee brute forces his way to creating the Dark Carnival (new universe) and somehow manages to succeed, Eridan subjected to horrors all the while.In this new universe clowns hold supreme over Earth. Four Friends who are deathly against these horrific face-painted individuals who have their bloody gloved grip over the world they live in play the game that’ll help them escape this circus, with the help of one Muse of Hope.But the Lord of Rage won’t motherfucking tolerate this heresy.continued
>>154001145Lord of Void – Roxy lalonde (Beta)due to mounting pressure and burdens weighing on her mind, Roxy decided to try and circumvent the end of the world by playing the game early by abusing her coding knowledge and hopefully gain powers (which hopefully can help her save the girl who disappeared on her watch) she calls her friend Dirk to join her which he agrees and the two of them start a session where everything goes wrong.Unknowingly they've entered under with the conditions of a Lord’s Game which they were under no circumstance capable of handling normally. Yet Dirk manages to sacrifice himself so that she could go on, but she was left with a void in her heart (wow what word play). And she becomes the Lord of Void the one stuck to be held the margins of the world at the far edge, left empty and failure at all that she sought to achieve and the world moved on.On Earth Rose and Dave Harley were orphans adopted by the eccentric billionaire Jake Harley, and they lived together with their sister Jade in a tower on a pacific island. Yet despite their seemingly fulfilling life Rose always felt as though there was something missing.When four kids enter a game to play for the fate of the world they are threatened at being pushed out of an ultimate prize by a pastry baroness due to a lack of a Lord of Time to counteract her cloying for power due to the conditions of his arrival being rendered… void.Thankfully a Muse of Heart is there to help guide them, while Rose unravels a mystery of an absence in her life.continued.
>>154001166Lord of Blood – Karkat Vantas (The Anti-Signless)Due to a change of karmic events Karkat is discovered as a mutant blood due to a mistake caused by one of his friends, however his execution is botched and he manages to escape into the game. But he had lost trust in the bonds of his friends and causes their destruction, save for the one who had causes him to be ousted Terezi.Playing a Lords game he uses this opportunity to have a chance at control over his life gaining the powers as a Lord of Blood allowing him chain people to his will so that they will never betray him.As he has no means of creating a universe in this dead end session he ends up returning to the Alternian empire where he creates a slave army which he uses to essentially take the Condesce’s place as ruler, never trusting anything or anyone despite his powers.Sweeps pass and life under the empire is just as bad if not worsened under their crazed king. To bring justice back to the world and to apologize to her friend gone mad by granting him the mercy of death, the Muse of Mind has a new group of trolls play the game. and there you go.
https://x.com/Charm_lynC/status/2060785995227017671We love her
>>154000197Love that Swiss. This lil nigga is frolicking.
>>154000197thank you for drawing swiss my goat. Now please go rest your eyes king.
>>154001665But hes a horse...
>>154001821ba dum tss.
i did my jobhunt duty. now i will draw tc for my soul.
https://x.com/Valavarii/status/2061516821631545649?s=20GOD DAMN
you could post it on aco homesmut thread you know.
>>154001928>you could go to ireland for a warm vacation you know
Requesting Tera crouched down and twerking her butt.
>>154002310oiled up too
>>154002310Ready for the daily dose...
>>154002310she'll do it for a 20 piece of nuggies
>>154002493of what?
>>154002583tera tits, ass and everything inbetween
These are some great images
i made a promise, and by god im keeping it.
how to make pics like this?
>>154002864Sad dog
>>154003261open your graphic pictures of your choice: gimp, krita, photoshop, medibang, firealpaca. these are all free.pic the picture irl of your choice and open on the graphic editor software.pic the transparent picture of the hs character.add in the irl picture.use the select by alpha in the layer of the homestuck character.it will select only the image in the layer.Use the gradient or brush tool of your choice and add the shadows or lights depending of the image you used to match the envoriment lighting.then merge layers and "save it as"i prefer to use jpg. that is.
>>154003261l33t photshop skillz
>>154003275very sad dog, she will be even less happy when john goes in for a poorly timed kiss and then gropes her, but thats the kinda drama i live for.
>>154002661Are these adult satyrs? I don't read HSBC
>>154003439they are the equivalent of lusus but more like tutors than it.
>>154003396Got to have some conflict in a story!
>>154003569i do wanna try to highlight more of johns negative traits with this writing, the original 3 years does it, but i wanna go deeper. since he is a growing boy with a lot to learn, i think its understandable he makes (admittedly gross) oversteps like that.
>>154003261I was LITERALLY just about to post this exact image how dare you.Anyway this one is cute.
>>154003728rose is pissed
>>154003842No more Stridercock for at least another month, wouldn't you be too?
stop talking about sex. im trying not to masturbate here.
What would you do here anons?
>>154004079pen0r in vjage
>>154004174holy dirk pecs
>>154003359were the hell do i just get separate sprites not spritesheets
>>154004786im not going to spoonfeed you any longer. learn to edit your images by yourself. grow hair in your chest and learn by making mistakes and use the tools at your disposition. you can pick any image of your liking into transparent pngs if you select the background color, delete it and save it as png. for the love of god please you cant be this retarded. you must be 12...
>>154004786u can select the sprite u want from said spritesheets anonuse the wand etc etc
What should I doodle tomorrowit can be lewd
>>154004886succulent equius pectorals
>>154004786here there is even a 1 minuto tutorial fo making images transparent for your adhd brain necessities.https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nl2uqKqbryo&pp=ygUgaG93IHRvIG1ha2UgdHJhbnNwYXJlbnQgcG5nIGdpbXA%3D
this is the best i could do
>>154004939not a bad first attempt, the lights fine but ur missing the shadows on them tooboth their shadows and the shadows that the lights on em produce and allat but congrants nonetheless anon!
>>154004834not going to act like i understand what you are saying. saying im 12 makes it worse
>>153993790eridan!
>>154004174dirk TIDDIES are built for paizuri
>>154004886i wont even say it, you know what i desire, (draw things for other people tho)
made another gyaru cridea edit for those 3 guys interested in hiveswap act 3
i feel so sick of myself i wish tc would detach my limbs and make me clean the floor dirty of my blood right after.
>>154005025fuck you!! learn how to do basic graphic edits then!!
>>154004893Tomorrow I will draw the form
>>154005122boymoder tc.
>>154005143its my first time doing this dud
>>154005265i want him to kill me... dying in that soft cold hands and having his hoofs step on my viceras and meat... its is a bliss to imagine being handled like that in a whim by a creature like that. i would be glad.
>>154005292sorry for my sperging. i thought you where joking/trolling.
>>154003728jade happy to see john and giving him a biiig hug, very good to see.
>>154005314being held for the last time by the same soft hands that killed you.
>>154004886Tera eating a burger in the most unappealing manner possible.
>>154005089>troll gyarus are a darker shade of greySexo.
>>154005462i will sleep well knowing you understand and that i didnt embarassed myself any further by oversharing my snuff fantasies..
>>154004939If you want can you do one with Dave and Rose in some Backrooms-ass liminal space?
Dave with braces fresh from xitter
>>15400581510,000 years of braces.
>>154006066Uncountable eons of braces
>>153993790>>153993790My love for eridan make me irrationally hate FefFef had a point to drop him for being a land r8ist hypocrite, but she was a 8itch about it and I have to side with my waifu
filtering out M/M is an homestuck ao3 necessity i dont think i have seen a single good gay fic
>>154006600Just you wait, I'm about to blow your socks off. soon...
>>154006600probably because its two guys first and everything else secondary
>>154006250bro you have a point in a slightly bad direction reasons why you should dislike fef a- she only used him and was willing to deal with his bullshit up until her monster mom died immediately breaking up with him and making fish puns while doing it b- she said she was his friend but never bothered to comfort him during the whole length of the game (this point can be said about many others too but we are only talking about fef)c- she is also a fake racist that enjoys her place above the hemospec, but she doesn't want to get her hands dirty with killing its hard to be eridan friend or even close to him because of how much of oxymoron he desperately tries to be
>>154008039if bc ends like this, could you forgive all of it's sins?
>>154008449if the dirkjohn retards actually meme this ship into canon id be even madder than before, its a literal nothing burger fueled by hallucinations, hypothethicals and misunderstandings of what the characters are. Also John isn't a homosexual.
>>154008480dont worry bro june is coming fuck dirk and terezi there everyone happy
>>154008480But would you take it over June being canon?
>>154007135hmm?
>>154008506>would you rather eat cat shit or dog shitI would rather not eat shit at all Anon. But if I'm forced to choose I'd rather have John permanently killed.
>>154008449I'd become Hussie and Vibri's strongest soldier
>>154008480>if the dirkjohn retards actually meme this ship into canonPiece by piece anon, piece by piece
>>154008528 (me)Actually I'd be fine with June if one of them (probably Candy) became June while the other becomes JohnBot, but this also sucks in the sense that they can do BOTH June and DirkJohn and I'd be eternally assmad about it. But It's not like im keeping up with BC anymore, I stopped somewhere when we got Dagger's POV. The novelty is nice and all but I realized how much of a drag getting over the motions AGAIN is with the looming threat of a shit ton of unresolved and uninteresting plotlines that will go nowhere because perpetual stagnation of its characters is what Homestuck has been aiming for for a while now.
>>154008565dagger has the most pages out of all the deltritus kids just with just this intro btw
has anyone ever drawn pepsicola but dave is the trans one and she's bigger and fatter than john. i feel like dave would be trans. maybe they could be lesbians or something but people always make john trans and fat and big and stuff but what if dave was like the big fat trans one. that would be cool.
>>154008700roachification Dove...
>>154008480It's dirkjake for fujos too contrarian to be into dirkjake so it's gonna happen because simply it's dirkjake and fujo pandering is nu-homestuck's prime directive
>>154008565or the secret option. june and john both exist at the same time. but june has a diferrent personality. like candy and meat roxy
>>154005568no problem, i slept well
>>154009410woah i also just woke up :3guu morning.
ohayo.
>>154009514haaai
>>154009472wanna see another one i just made?
>>153994449wasn’t it established that a version of porrim had been with a version of every member of her friend group? surely this means some cronus scored maryam nook at some point
>>154009600thats like fucking mia khalifa. not exactly the best achievement.
>>154009587(me)*wrote* actually, some more tc snuff
>>154009587yes i would.
>>154009641you can't even feel or hear your heart beat pumping against your chest anymore. probably because its dislocated and broken, punctured by your ribs when his hooves stomped on you. as you are held by TC, your brain feels like mush, both from no oxigen and blood running anymore. with your last seconds of life, you stare at TC. its hazy and blurry, you can only see bits of the features of his beatiful face and hair. using your last strength you curl closer to TC's body, hopping he will have the mercy to stay like this for a bit longer as you enter a eternal state of sleep.
WHERE IS AUGURYASIDE
>>154009514Give me that HAT!!!
>>154000197 went to get the treatment removed then tripped real bad and now my wrist stings all funny, quick rose sketch from memory
>>154009684that is nice :') thank you i will read it whenever i need to have my fix.
>>154009929what do you meqn tripped real bad? is your eye better?
>>154010139i tripped while going fast and ate shit, also the eyes better yeah
>>154005558as god intendedbimbo trizza should be next if this heat doesnt kill me
>>154009614she’s hot tho
>>154010346lmao
>MEAT SHIP, JADE'S 26TH BIRTHDAY.>ROXY ENTERS JADE'S ROOM>JADE: oh hey roxy!!! :D>ROXY: heeyyyyy jj>ROXY: dont worry i didnt forget ur bday i just>ROXY LOOKS LEFT AND RIGHT BEFORE UNCAPTCHALOGING A SMALL PINK BOX.>ROXY: didnt want the others to spoil the fun yknow>ROXY: id love to chat w u but i have to do smth REAL important with callie rn >ROXY: cya ;) *WONK*>ROXY TOSSES THE SMALL PINK BOX TOWARD JADE AND LEAVES THE ROOM>JADE CATCHES IT AND OPENS THE BOX>INSIDE IS A PAIR OF PINK AND WHITE STRIPPED PANTIES AND A NOTE>JADE READS IT>"i know how much u LOOOVVVEEE to smell stuff so i decided to get u a lil gift>i used to wear these a lot back in da day especially during them SCORCHIN earth c summers>hope you get good use out these ;)"
>>154011238>I materialize out of the ether and steal them for myself like the evil perverted freak sexual villain I am
>>154009514>best girl Aradia is LITERALLY a fedoratipperTheistbros, our response?
good morninh~Hope everyone is feeling well
Trolls trying to mess with me online are just jealous haters and JERKS who can't handle a true dimensional merge between Sonichu and Homestuck! I'll banish you to the Furthest Ring!
>>154012142chris chan sama don't do it
I miss Ellith. Mallum. Korpus. Junice. Ytriss. my goats.
>>154012307why arent i on the list?
>>154007874I was compressing all her flaws to “she was a bitch” as a sardonic joke, But damn with that lore refresher makes my irrational hatred have merit to it. What positive traits does she have beside her toxic yet sincere positivity and her cute looks? At least Eridan is kinda openly an asshole
>>154012533You live my basement already. I can be with you whenever i want <3 by the way i need to change your water bowl.
working on smth... which color looks better?
>>154012657green looks better.
>>154012634you humans are sure weird.
>>154012761dont worry that was a joke. and i wanted to use that image its been a while.but you are one of my favorites that is not a joke at all
>>154007874>she said she was his friend but never bothered to comfort him during the whole length of the gameThat's a moirail job though, and she wasn't pale with Eridan anymore
>>154012562forgot most of fef dialogue but like eridan is not an asshole in reality i rather not do a rant but hes just a boy with so much guilt and shame in him due to the actions he has to take in order to survive plus having no support system through the entirely of the game ruined him (kanaya, vriska, fef benefit from the society) and the only person that genuinely had pity for him and wanted to help him was busy dealing with other people bullshit(karkat)
sburb.exe is pretty fun.
>>154013169i guess bro
SupremeRuby | Rogue of Space you are a Faggot
lord english ass skull
>>153883695i have finally designed the 3rd and final (main) cast member for ADJECTIVE NOUN.her name is Kana Potluck and shes best friends with the lead and shes a stoner! shes pretty chill and loves to draw abstract art in her free time :)
>>154014288whatsapp junice
>>154014288reinventing autopraxis from first principles
>>154014288
>>154014437shes cis sorry.
>>154014531close enough
>>154014531Manualpraxis then
>>154014531WHAT! unacceptable.
>>154015103v_v sorry to disappoint...
cuuuute
>>154013835Holy shit that Dave looks absolutely chopped here
>>154014531Based pussy appreciator
>>154004893
>>154015814holy fuck hes hungnicely done anon
I kneel for my fish overlords.
>>154016450
>>154016450Start thinking about sex.
https://mspfa.com/?s=54371&p=906prisounebound upd8
Prisounebound just updated.https://mspfa.com/?s=54371&p=906
why did he do dat
How goes everyone this fine hour?
>>154016696Watchan the new [S] page you whore
IM TAKING A SHOWER I CANR READ THE UPDATE RN!
SOMEONE SCREENSHOT ALL THE NELLIES IN THE FLASH SHES FUCKING BEAUTIFUL
MAKE YOUR CHOICE...https://strawpoll.com/1MnwkmxjAn7
>>154016696Just drawing something unrelated to homestuckThinking about making a 2 page comic tho
>>154016965Vote for magenta or I will cry like a little bitch :( while you watch
>>154016696
>>154017421Sad Jade makes me sad :(
>>154016593*MONKEY NOISES* UUHH HAAAH AHHHAHAHW
>>15401743813 year old angst is a bitch
moonrunes: yeah i will make just another 100 more [S] pages.
>>154016965A million more Yttris pages.Death to Renity and Oficusfags.
>>153995805i think i might have seen this style somewhere before. anon, do you own a telegram channel?
>>154017325
https://files.catbox.moe/g0oo19.jpgkatnep
>>154016965i want team magentaaaaaaa i miss my fishboy and my tall surfist womaan.
>>154018007:0 oh my gog
>>154017814i lowkey forgor whos on both teams. who are they?
>>154018007Canon
>>154017873That's not nice Rose leave some For Dave to suck on I mean lickI mean
>>154018007so do trolls have tentacles or penises, or does it not matter in the end
>>154018159Whatever is hotter to you personally is canon.
oh fuck junice and others they are team yellow. im retarded. once again. oh well. more time with the girls and i dont mind.
>>154018012>>154018047Magenta is Nellie Oficus and RenityYellow is Dmarko Junice and Yttris
>>154018047>"CCA: Dmark<3, Jʊnice, and Yttris; Y<3ʊ three will be Team Yell<3w~CCA: As f<3r Nellie, <3ficʊs, and I; We shall be Team Magenta~"i was re-reading it just now, so heeere it goes.
>>154018257yep yep i was wrong.
sm shit happened. i want to scream. so hyped.
>>154018131I love this one <3here is one back!
dersecest anon(s) do you have any short/oneshot fanfics that you guys would like to reccommend? i will add it to my list. i dont think i saved anything from the past threads..
https://r9.whiteboardfox.com/96115643-5703-7991https://r9.whiteboardfox.com/96115643-5703-7991
>>154018257>>154018272>voting for Magenta because if renity is in there that means we will get colsla content as well
>>154018560i will look for any ive saved :>
>>154018714kewwl.>>154018589truth nuuuuuke.
let's pretend you found a toblerone placed by andrew hussie himself, what would you ask for
there should be more deadlock homestuck mods>spades slick wraith>aradia graves>>154019349johnradia canon
>>154019349make me a new character and I marry Vriska. You have to do it Andy.
>>154019349i would ask him to give me 10.000 dollars.just kidding. i honestly dont know what i would ask the guy to offer me. maybe a canon strilonde moment with sloppy kisses and all? or maybe ask to make jade happy and not alone all the time would be a start.
>>154019391>"vessel for him">not "excellent host"one job
recently put this as my locker wallpaper in the cellphone. its probally my favorite sober gamzee fanart i've seen. nothing spoke so loudly to me as his eyes and how he was painted in here.
>>154018488I love pics where Rose has jacked Dave's shades
>>154018560Yes in fact I do. https://archiveofourown.gay/works/14395674 Ellipses. Dave and Rose meet on top of an New York apartment in a no Sburb au. https://archiveofourown.gay/works/1676741 the scenes which hold the waking world. AU where Dave and Rose are Trolls. Has some nice easter eggs for people who read London Rain.https://archiveofourown.gay/works/74050601 Ballad of Remembrance. Rose and Jade get purple prosy about being down bad for their brothers.https://archiveofourown.gay/works/21289892 the future freaks me out. Technically part 4 of a series about the alpha timeline but works on it's own. Rose and Dave have their first date and learn they've both been having visions since they were little. Very meta, one of the best HS fics I've read.BONUS: https://archiveofourown.gay/works/6812368 Rose: Talk to your ectofather. Rose and Dirk talk and Dave has an aneurysm.
>>154016965GIMME MORE YTTRIS NOW
>>154010346jej>>154014223lord gigachad
>>154020139copied and saved. thank you so much.
>>154019391I think Droog would fit wraith betterAlso>Clubs Deuce Rem>Bro/Dirk Apollo>MindFang Lady Geist>Roxy Calico>Jane Paige
>>154020225No problem. Let us know what you think when you've read them.
i wish spicyyeti wasnt a fucking bum and made something as interesting as jaderoute again
https://xcancel.com/benthicmidas/status/2057013310655250578#mI think this is funny.
Creating a Nepeta brand drink just to see the expressions of confusion and ferally flirting around in her eyes as to perhaps becoming a mascot of a corporate enterprise
>>154020875jaderoute?
>>154021189a pre-beyond canon take on an epilogues continuation. i think its pretty cool https://www.spicyyeti.com/stupid/jaderoute.html?episode=1_start&page=jr1.png
>>154019349GT aradia sticking her big slimy bulge in her own corpse on screen
>>154020139ballad of rememberence is so peak because its dersecest AND prospitcest in one, its a double deal.
>>154019349>>154019349I would wish for the beta kids to have an actual 4-way conversation. A conversation that ends with them establishing a polycule. Or even just a fun jam session where they play their instruments together. I mean come on, how hard was it not to have that? I feel like this is almost on par with Disney not getting Luke, Leia, and Han together for one last time. It's just so obvious a thing to do an so egregious an oversight. >>154021301You know what's up anon.
>>154021327your god damn right i do. in my fic i will make sure to establish that davesprite was in a relationship with doomed rose, and have intermissions of rose and dave having heavy sexual tension despite both being in relationships.
>>154021347why do you post this exact image over and over again when you talk about thislike dont you have more or something?
>>154021421i have a lot of images but not many of them are fully colored,that one is kinda my peak so far in terms of john jade art. realistically i have like 7 fully colored drawings of this and i post constantly, but this one especially cause im proud of it. Ill take a hint tho and stop, sorry.
caliborn x john, what do we think?
>>154021528jraw died too soon...
>>154021549same dude, all the good homestuck artists leave us too soon. like that guy who drew nana egbert porn
>>154021581who?
>>154021582i forgot his name, i remember the thread talking about him a few ones ago. im pretty sure its on r34 tho
>>154021592can you describe any specific piece he drew
>>154021606rose and kanaya grabbing nana egberts ass
>>154021615ohhh his name was abies or something like that
>>154021625oh shit i found it, thanks bro. damn this shit is good.
>QOTT100% Eridan he's the best character yet his existence gets reduced to being an "incel"...I wouldn't go 20 feet near CronusDualscar got pissy that Mindfang was having more game than him boo fucking hoo so not going near him eitherAlso unrelated but I'd totally participate in Eridan's genocides <3
what are the most bum fan works you have ever seen
>>154022166bum?
>>154021528>the Demiurge x ChristVery spicy narratively, I don't see them fucking though
I just wrote over 1k mspfa smut in a go. Thank fucking god im not rusty and got to do something.
>>154022255got a link
>>154022389https://rentry.co/oxandellith_m4k30ut
>>154021528counteroffer calliope and eridan
MSPFA called Domestuck where every character gets sucked off
>>154021347How goes the writing for it I'm looking forward to another chapter
>>154022681who else wishes they had an abuse calliope?
>>154023537you have missed the mark by a good mile
>>154023616what are you babbling on about?
>>154022828finally he learned his place
>>154023537what's the original comic say he has?
>>154022828Needs a red collar to complete the humiliation ritual
>>154023758An abuse goblin.
>>154023537Calliope is so fucking lame and apathy-inducing I can't even imagine abusing her
>>154024175thats why eridan is such a perfect counter to her shes an overgrown pacifistic vs the guy that whole life revolved killing as a means to survive, its the best black rom for both, it wouldn't be abusive and more competitive while karkat and roxy watch them fight
>>154024431>best blackromHe would just kill her while she tried to be peaceful at him, like thematically I get it but your idea is completely divorced from any plausible reality. Someone would need to constantly be running defense for Calli and she wouldn't reciprocate at all, only by being untouchable by some means would she antagonize him.
>>154024431>while karkat and roxy watch them fightAren't they supposed to be these two's moirails? Why the fuck are they just staring instead of doing their jobs? Useless fucking sluts.
>>154024535okay but i dont think eridan is that murderos only seeing as it as means to an end, like if he was on the mentor with the rest of the trolls (john could have brought back all the trolls easily but hussie said no) he would find her annoying for being a "wizard" that uses bullets and cherbus need black roms due to it reminding them of the half that was lost
>>154022389what did you think of it? it still a rough draft. i did it mostly to challenge myself and write down something nsfw. since its been a year i wrote smth like that.
>>154024712was a good read. you got some potential
Good morning I fucking love the animations in D*cide
>>154025677tap tap taps. i love this skipping walks.
>>154025677also>page 67fucking-
>>154025826Have another epic meme number page
https://youtu.be/mC0vhdpJ2gA?si=X1On6lGouRcigav0Remember to vote team yellow
>>154026203I have screenshoted PB's White Clussy Queen
>>154026203>"so how long per panel man? these look amazing!">5 hours on: adobe animate>"oh yknow... a bit."
>>154026247Something that all fanventure creators should remember is that Hussie No-Lifed making Homestuck for a while. New authors should either hit the punchy bits faster, make panels quicker, or being rich of they want to make a homestuck 2
>>154026355you could also pump updates out at your pace anon, i dont think you need a solid rythmto have a successful comic perse
>>154026405but we all know that constant updates keep the audience engaged. thats true.
>>154026546true but also most currently liked adventures dont really have a steady update schedule soooo...50/50?
Sex with Nepeta, describe it
>>154026569that doesnt mean its a good thing though. i dont that a single soul likes the fact that vast error hasnt updated in a century
>>154016965I have no idea what this is for or about si i clicked on magenta
>>154026618vast error is NOT a good example of this anon
>>154026597Messy.
>>154024406That's Saints Row 1's cover art
>>154026643good. magenta its the only reasonable choice now. piss color team will be the last as it is so it will learn their place.
>>154026597>mrrrroooow... nyaaaah... myaaaaaahr...!!! >*scraches the floor and wags tail with force*>*hits you in the face right after*
dude, this is the 258th time I've done this. please fuck off.
>>154026926??? what are you talking about?also anyone pretty please can send the mp4 of the flash in catbox? i want to watch frame by frame.
Moonrunes will tell you this is the most disgusting character in Prisounebound because she's plump.
>>154026618>i dont that a single soul likes the fact that vast error hasnt updated in a centuryI do because vast error fucking sucks and the extended hiatuses make sure it will gradually fade away from collective memory
>>154026971whatever is the case. mallum and nellie have something nice and insteresting going on. cant take that grip and care she has on him out of my head. i think whenever he says something like that he is just trolling to dismiss possible spoilers.
>>154027045No, i just dont like fat bitches, but just because i dont like fat bitches doesnt mean my characters have to hate them too
>>153993790eridan no question
>>153994173TRVTHNUKEwell, id say cronus is definitely incel-like. alternatively, if you want someone whos moreso a volcel, look no further than kankri
>>154027045The new [S] has made me warm up to them a lot, I like seeing how her interactions with him are so casual yet when she's leading him it's almost like she's a partner to dance with.
>>153997871dude dont let r/nepetakillscoomers hear you say that...
>>154026597No
>>154000197anon i just wanted to say that your swiss is adorable. i hope you had a nice rest :33
>>154027160>r/nepetakillscoomers>only the owner posts >posts are the most retarded schizo shit you can imagine with nepeta overlayed on top
>>154027138She looks like she enjoys showing him how things work a lot.
>angel has been killing sheol time clones the entire time we've been going through shenanigans
