Another Queer month is upon us and I am once again reminded that Nadia Van Dyne is too cute to be Ace.The fact that her synergy has passed and no one is writing her means that won't change for awhile, if ever.She needs a boyfriend.
>>153994654She should date Kate Bishop and they should both be- actually fuck that there are no good young hot Marvel guys for them to date together. All the guys are queers.
>>153994773Not true at all.Eli Bradley is straight and would bang Kate Bishop.Plenty of Nadia’s male Champions teammates are straight and could bang her:Amadeus ChoMiles Morales Sam AlexanderPatriot Rayshaun LucasFalcon Joaquin TorresPower Man Victor Alvarez So Nadia and Kate have plenty of straight guys around them.
>>153994654I mean, her asexual nature is juxtaposition against the always flirty adult Wasp Jan.And nobody wants Hank Pym’s genes to keep going.
>>153994654Any hot fan art of her?
>>153994654She's mentally unstable and violent. Anyone that got with her would get the Pymp Slap every day.
>>153994849>Miles Morales>Rayshaun Lucas>Victor Alvarez
>>153995246To be fair, nowadays many men would love to receive that treatment as long as it leads to rough sex.
>>153995321You’re weird anon.I mentioned all the single men that were on Nadia’s team.
>>153995366Half of those aren't even single. You just have an interracial cuck fetish.
>>153994927Don't worry, there are many ways to reproduce without sex in Marvel.
>>153995420And the Pym family has tried nearly all of them.
>>153994654It's past time we squash the Spider / Wasp beef.
>>153994654>the daughter of a famously mentally unstable super genius who herself is legitimately diagnosed bipolar doesn't wish to engage in sexual relations with anyoneHonestly this one's on you, OP
>>153995327Never stick your dick in crazy, son.
>>153995775But they are natural enemies.
>>153995380The fuck are you talking about?All of them are single and Miles will be single starting in his new #1 ongoing this summer.Are you just a hater?
>>153994773kate bishop belongs to Chavez
>>153996280>Character whose whole gimmick is being the token straight of her friend group, and not being very good at it.
>>153994654Ace people are just idiots that want attention.No one cares if you dont fuck
>>153995229Tracy Scoops has her on a comic.
>>153996280Kate is an example of the Staright friend just giving in to it.
>>153996280How Chavez deal it the revelation that her been a lesbian was a lie created by cientists....for reasons.
>>153996434Wrong. Being lesbian is the one thing she is sure about herself.
>>153996414Kate is juuuuuuuuuust enough of a dyke to allow herself to submit to foot fetish sessions as a courtesy to America, but not enough to actually fuck. Which she thinks is throwing a bone to Chavez but it only serves to complicates things because "why would a heterosexual possibly do this shit with a lesbian..."
>>153996434>>153996453But she is bissexual, she was fucking guys on her debue.
>>153996453Hmmm....
>>153996474Kate just needs liquid persuasion (aka alcohol) and then she’ll be lezzing out after that foot rub.
>>153995956I'll never do it, but let's be honest, there's a demographic that thinks crazy and aggressive is hot.
>>153996684YJK.
>>153996744What?
>>153996741>twenty minutes of fun followed by a lifetime of insanityIt's just not worth it. Trust me.
>>153995246If she flashed me a smile I'd forgive her every time.
>>153994654Nadia is for Cassie so that finally the Pym-Lang bloodline can be one. That is if, Kristoff doesn't bang Cassie first
>>153997484>Cassie is 5'4".Damn Nadia is short.
>>153997537It's one of her charm points along with her freckles.
>>153997607Miles about to tap that.
>>153997607Nice
>>153995246>pym slaps in exchange for pym plaps
>>153996497>bissexual,So, lesbian.
>>153994654Asexuality is like giving terminal cancer to a comic book characte. Writers like romance as easy drama or an easy way to hook readers and by doing the asexual thing you've taken that away from them. Jeremy Whitley sucks.>>153994773Nah she's for 8-Ball.
>>153994927She's asexual because Whitley is a faggot who wanted to do it because he is (even though he has actual biological children meaning he fucks so he's a lying dipshit). Same as he did it with Gwenpool which is even more egregious because she was excessively horny, literally the complete opposite of asexual.
>>153999023If a superhero comic has to rely on the simple drama of who's fucking who, its not a good superhero comic, anon
>>153996280We need a mini-series where Eli and America fight over who gets to date Kate and it ends with Kate deciding that she's poly.Then the secret ending that reveals that the whole thing was a fanfic written by Gwen Poole.
>>153999082Being aesexual doesnt mean you can't get it up, dingus. It just means you don't have the innate drive to pursue sex. Ace people can still fuck to make kids, the same way a gay guy fucks his beard for a couple decades before he either comes out or kills himself
>>153999251It's just basic soap opera shit. It's the same reason a lot of writers dislike marriage but the asexual thing is worse because you'e ruining a character for a political statement and unlike turning them gay you're also removing them from the pool of relationship drama. It's the worst of both worlds.
>>153999291Asexual means you don't have any desire for sex. If you're fucking people you are, by definition, not asexual and no amount of twisting definitions is going to not make you a liar.
>>153997537I would be funny if Cassie used Pym Particles to add a few inches to her height and hide it by saying is a late growth spurt
>>153999317You can lack the desire to do something and still do it.
>>153999275>the whole thing was a fanfic written by Gwen Poole
>>153996684Actually, Gwenpool needs to be saved too.
>>153994654Why do characters being aesexual or adverse to romantic/sexual relationships upset you?
>>153999297If I want a soap opera I'll just throw on some General Hospital. I come to superhero stories to see big guys punching each other and explosions.>>153999317Its a spectrum, like all things are. To say a human being can only be a certain way or another with no in-between is simple ignorance
>>153999849She'll never feel the same way about me that I feel about her (because she's not real)
>>153999849Like all comic nerds, he suffers from psychotic mania and obsession.
>>153999317It's actually super rare for asexuals to have absolutely zero attraction to anyone whatsoever. Some still have sex with the right partner, or they could be in a romantic relationship with someone but never engage in physical relations. Like other anon said, its broad range of ways to be
>>153999992Youre lumping in people with low sexual ebergy or have little want fir romance into the aesexual label.Shes completely uninterested in sex, romance, and is not attracted to anyone.>>153996497Retconned.Shes a mega lesbian from the kesbian dimension who was born naturally through lesbian parents.
>>154000081>Shes completely uninterested in sex, romance, and is not attracted to anyone.Okay. Who the fuck cares?
>>154000229You do. Which is curious.
>>153999922Stop defending Whitley. He's a terrible writer.
>>153999082>She's asexual because Whitley is a faggot who wanted to do it because he is (even though he has actual biological children meaning he fucks so he's a lying dipshit). Same as he did it with Gwenpool which is even more egregious because she was excessively horny, literally the complete opposite of asexual.>>153999291>>153999317>>153999471There's gay men who had wives and kids
>>154000081Aesexuality is an umbrella term, technically. It covers a wide range of people differently but they're all more or less defined by a lack of activation in the attraction parts of the brain compared to a "normal" person
>>153999317Some people lack sexual attraction but are not sex repulsed.
>>153995246Why is BPD heckin' normalized now? I'm not suffering for some other cunt's random schizo meltdowns, rearrange your brain with meds or lobotomies before I do it with my fists
>>153994849Power Man x White Tiger, final destination.
>>154000373>gay menIt's silly to become too attached to a sexual identity. Sexuality is a spectrum, and someone who identifies as one sexuality today may identify as another tomorrow.
>>154000373*bisexual men
>>154000449So its a chemical imbalance, brain injury or they are genuinely born that way.PS. The brain is plastic and we are adaoting changing and growing everyday. This means sexuality can be changed in a host of ways.
>>154000849The brain is also famously fragile and fiddling around with it like a damn car engine probably isnt the best course of action
>>154000929Doesnt stop them from trying or the brain from being changed by chemicals, social environment, manipulation, and media.I've stopped in my perdonal crusade(okay I love doing it) to turn cute-hot lesbians into bisexuals and butch dykes into lovable bi tomboys. Even though I was successful at it.I accept their sexual autonomy and just...ignore the rainbow people and take the groomers and predatory ones to task.
>>153994654Why did they make synergy character into a teen girl when her live action counterpart is a grown woman that's the love interest of a 40 year old man?
>>154002348Trying to kill two birds with one stone.
>>154002348When was the last time you saw a female character achieve any sort of success after debuting beyond the age of 25?
>>154002348Being a daughter sets a maximum age she can be without time-travel or other shenanigans.
>>154002556Harley quinn
>>154002730I don't think the retcon of her getting a psych masters legitimately though hard study counts. She was no hag in the early days of BTAS.
>>154002800She's been a hot as fuck post grad smartdumb brkad from day one. And shes one of those women who look like soft tight barely out of highschool fuckmeat well into their mid 30s.
>>154002850Even then, she still debuted like 30 years ago in the early 90s. She's pre 9/11. Comics were still a viable form of entertainment.
>>154002556How old is Maria Hill?
>>154003075She was known but not actually popular popular till suicide squad.And robbie like her namesake looked like barely out of highscool tight fuckmeat.
>>154003094she's a hag
>>153994654>Another Queer month is upon us ANOTHER one??
>>154002729But Marvel already had a teen daughter that functions as a mini Wasp >>153997484
>>153995246She has all the right lore to be a villain, they should go with that.
>>153994849>all non-white choicesFucking impressiveBased actually
>>154007291>Based actually
>>153994654>Cute girl remains pure forever untainted by penis>This is a bad thing
>>154007369It's a bad thing for the self inserting Indians who want to see her get with a black guy
>>154007350Off by 2582 miles, but nice try
>>154007431>Off by 2582 miles, but nice try
