SWIFTIES RISE UP! TAY STORY IS REAL!I Knew It, I Knew You is the song titlehttps://www.taylorswift.com/
>>153998692CONSOOM!
Oohhh so now we know the real reason this movie exists.
>>153998692Swifties are mostly millennial moms who never left Facebook. This makes sense.
>>153998692Reminder that Taylor Swift was a /b/ user
>>153998734Movies are done to make money dumbass
Does Jessie sing When She Loved Me?
Toy Story 5 is going to bomb just like Star Wars and Lightyear, and Taylor will not save themNo one cares for this boomer corporate sequelslop anymore. People care about zoomer indie productions like Obsession, Backrooms, and Digital Circus that finally blow these Disney dinosaur productions out of the water
remember when disney liked Michael Jackson?
>>1539986921 billion, nah. 2 billion now. The swifties just increased its earnings. You guys can’t even comprehend how successful this movie will be.>>153998774That was proven false.
Another reason to ignore it.
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>>153998713Physical music discs don't have much of a resale market, i think I'll pass
>>153998866They're limited edition, Swifties pay crazy money for crap like that.
>A bunch of middle-aged women are going to see a children's movie to support a billionaire middle-aged woman who sings about her high school boyfriendsSOCIETY IS A JOKE BATMANAND YET WE LIVE IN IT
How much did Disney have to pay Swift to do this?
>>153998920Don't worry jokerUs /co/ niggas were not spending money on this shit (HOPEFULLY...i know im not )
>>153998929More than the bitch deserves.
>>153998692The reddit Swifties are saying Taylor is trying for a best song Oscar
>>153998692TADCbros not like this, out movie was supposed to beat Disney but now this shit will have 2 billon thanks to the Swifties power
>>153998974Oh Christ, please no.
>>153998962and more than you'll ever earn in your life HAHA
>>153998983This isn't going to shift the needle. Taylor Swift has starred in box office bombs that also premiered some of her music.Toy Story will do well but not because of her.
>>153998692More detail here:https://variety.com/2026/music/news/taylor-swift-toy-story-5-announces-1236764185/ “It’s a Toy Story,” Swift wrote in a message to fans, alongside an emoji of a smiling face with a cowboy hat, another tipoff that the song is innately connected to the film’s cowgirl character, Jessie. “You knew it! My new original song ‘I Knew It, I Knew You’ for Disney and @Pixar’s @toystory 5 will be yours on June 5th. I’ve always dreamed of getting to write for these characters who I’ve adored since I was a 5 year old kid watching the first Toy Story.”Disney’s press release about the song went where Swift herself did not, in pegging a genre for it: “Inspired by the rootin’ tootin’ cowgirl Jessie’s ongoing journey in ‘Toy Story 5’ that began back in ‘Toy Story 2,’ ‘I Knew It, I Knew You’ also marks a return to Taylor Swift’s country roots, blending styles that have defined her record-breaking career as a songwriter and artist.” Said writer-director Andrew Stanton in a statement, “It’s incredible just how meaningful it’s been having Taylor write and perform this song. Her connection to Jessie and the immediate way she understood what the character was going through was undeniable. The song is so deeply connected to ‘Toy Story.’ So much so that on first listen, it instantly felt like it had always belonged there, like a long-lost family member. It was kismet.”
>>153999368Shadow the Hedgehog says he loved country taylor on those twitter livestreams oncehttps://youtu.be/xgXcAI6miUA?t=37
>>153998853>That was proven false.Suuuuuureeee
>>153998692The fuckers at disney truly want to milk the story and nostalgia as much as they can, don't they?
>>153998692Wasn't this leaked months ago? I feel like I remember reading a leak about this (along with a detailed outline of the movie's plot) some time ago.
>>153998713They still make CDs?
>>153999368It's sad how this entire movie resents Woody's existence. Were they really not satisfied with the shit from last movie.
>>153999747CDs are very, very cheap to make, so they still turn a profit
>>153998713This roastie genuinely thinks she's the number 1 pop star on earth because she gets her rabid fanbase to buy the same album as a "limited edition" 37 times
>>153998692Why not Sarah MacLachlan? She could use a comeback. She sings circles around Swift, too.
>>154000332A retarded goose sings circles around her.
>>154000332money and publicity
>>154000362You are a virgin Nintendofag, kill yourself
>>153998713That's a man.
>>154001153your brain is broken
>>153999005>haha you're not going to live a life where you Cobain yourself by age 65 because it's a young people's world now and no one will care about you when you eventually age out of your looks and none of the money and mansions in the world will fill the hole of despair that reality will carve out of you>aren't you just so mad jelly right now?
is the ipad a pedophile?
>>153998812>Toy Story 5 is going to bomb just like Star Wars and LightyearInside-Out 2 came out only 2 years ago and at the time was the highest grossing animated film of all time. Toy Story is a way bigger brand so it's pretty much a guaranteed success (and no I am not counting Lightyear the same since it didn't look the same as a Toy Story movie to audiences).You remind me of people who think GTA6 is going to bomb because they personally don't like the games. I'd rather the Toy Story series ended at 3, but it doesn't matter. Toy Story 5 is still probably going to make a ton of money (on top of merch).
>>153999440Not canon. Shadow only listens to Type O Negative and black metal.
>>153998692>Toy Story gets Taylor Swift, the biggest musical artist in the world >meanwhile SpongeBob has to settle for Ice SpiceKind of puts things into perspective.