Alright Cosmo, Wanda, I wish every human's mind was a copy of my mind without knowledge of fairy godparents!
why?
>>154002787>Timmy i am not smart enough to understand the implications
Timmy's so retarded he doesn't realize he blanked his own brain of fairy godparents with this wish.
>>154003423Well, then the godparents get to introduce themselves to Timmy again, right after granting the wish.I wonder what will happen to Trixie's body with Timmy's mind.
uuh...Timmy? You might want to look at who the current President is now
>>154003552>You might want to look at who the current President is noware you retarded it doesn't matter whose president for this wish because they get their mind replaced by Timmy's for all intents and purposes the president becomes Timmy
>>154003668>because they get their mind replaced by Timmy's for all intents and purposes the president becomes TimmyExactly, that's the joke
>>154002787I wish water weighed twice as much
I know the godparents have a bunch of arbitrary rules, but there are so many things timmy could have wished for that would have improved his life but instead he wishes for the most retarded things.
>>154003784I think he knew if he improved his life too much he wouldn't be able to keep his Fairies. But I might be giving him too much credit.
>Cosmo, Wanda, i wish my dick was bigger than the moon
If Timmy wished that every single person without godparents would not believe in them, denying it like a conspiracy theory, would he be able to subvert Da Rules?
>>154002787>Cosmo, Wanda>I wish to annul the sin brought upon the human race, thus leaving us to wonder Eden and be one with the Lord our father
>>154002787>Cosmo! Wanda! I wish I could make girls' tits grow!
>Cosmo, Wanda, i wish Trixie felt excruciating pain every single second of her life and to make it stop she has to suck my cock
>>154002787>Cosmo, Wanda, I wish everyone in the world had to eat poop!
>>154005475So do I turn you into a cosmetic surgeon, or do I make your dick stop shooting blanks? Or both?
Cosmo, Wanda, I wish that every time I poop the poop gets teleported out of the toilet and into the mouth of a random human who is not me.
>>154002787The existence of Sapiosexuals means that this wish would interfere with true love, and thus is not a grantable wish
>>154002787This wish wouldn't be granted because it would give the mind of a dumb 10 year old to critical people who save lives with their knowledge, making it against da rulez
>>154003784>why does this fictional character not behave in a way that prevents anything interesting or entertaining from happening?
>>154007390Incorrect. True Love conquers all, including sexual preferences!
