Plot summary:>crate of new Buzzes washes up on desert island, they have no knowledge but they manage to build a raft and get to civilization, they then become the irrelevant B plot for the rest of the movie>Bonnie is lonely and an autist and can't make friends, her parents buy her an iPad; sorry, 'Lilypad'>she makes friends on not-Facebook but Jessie is prejudiced against devices so she calls Woody to come help remove Lilypad>Jessie tails Bonnie to the sleepover she has arranged with her online friends and she sees that they don't really like her and are just hanging with her to have another player for an online game>Jessie falls in the street and is taken to Emily's old house by an elderly couple as Emily's address is still written on her pants (apparently...?)>the girl now living there, Blaze, is of course a perfect toy-loving horse girl who would be the ideal friend for Bonnie but she doesn't use tech as it's a farm so no way to hook them up>act 2 is sidequests with Woody vs Lilypad and Jessie dealing with a roll of toilet paper voiced by Conan O'Brien that continuously makes poop jokes>Lilypad gets annoyed and triggers an alarm that gets the toys tossed in the garage, Woody escapes to rescue Jessie>Bonnie sees mean comments the other girls have been making about her liking toys, she leaves the sleepover in tears and renounces the toys in front of her parents, Lilypad runs away to donate herself>Jessie discovers Emily always did care about her because she named her daughter Jessie and buried a photo of her under the tire swing tree>Woody and the others arrive, they all decide to rescue Lilypad and use her to connect Bonnie and Blaze>the Buzz army comes back into the picture, they have wifi capabilities and are used to track Lilypad to a truck>Lilypad is rescued and the friend request is sent>Blaze and Bonnie become firm friends and Buzz and Jessie are "married" in toy terms, it is implied Woody will ask the same of Bo Peep>end of movie
>>154008013So no real villain again? Just the 'misunderstood asshole victim' shit they did with Gabby Gabby, who was a psychotic kidnapper and torturer but we were meant to feel bad for her?
NothingBurger.
>>154008013And the moral of all this is...?
>>154008189Uhh... tech can be okay to meet strangers if you meet the correct strangers on it?
>>154008189You can't survive without your device so go buy one immediately (and download Disney+ onto it)
>>154008013>>crate of new Buzzes washes up on desert island, they have no knowledge but they manage to build a raft and get to civilization, they then become the irrelevant B plot for the rest of the movieWHY IS THIS THE FUCKING B-PLOT
>>154008189technology... and... that nice yellow padded chair is mine. That's mine, from now on I call it
No, seriously, why isn't the Buzz Lightyears washing up on a desert island the whole movie? I would actually watch that movie! Call it Lord of the Falls With Style!
>>154008241I don't think that could carry a 90 minute movie. Wouldn't mind a 10 minute short though.
>>154008013>kids being addicted to the internet over playing with toys is a main marketing draw>this is dropped in favor of a plot that barely even has to do with any of the themes of the first three movies>this is EXACTLY the same shit pulled with TS4 where forky is presented as a big existential thing but his arc is over not even halfway throughPure retardation this company man. And people will eat it up anyway.
>>154008013>Conan makes poop jokes around Jessie, reminding her of her favorite buttplug toy
What about toby fox?
>>154008013>Buzz and Jessie are "married" in toy termsAccording to the book illustration, Buzz is the one wearing the dress and Jessie wears the tie.Why must we keep suffering, Buzzbros?
>>154008189>And the moral of all this is...?You should visit Disney World
>>154008013>Jessie dealing with a roll of toilet paper voiced by Conan O'Brien that continuously makes poop jokesI believed it until this part
>>154009374Got news for you anon.
>>154008013Sounds cute and like a fun time
>>154008968What if, hear me out, what if they stopped trying to make features out of five minute short ideas and just made the five minute shirts instead?
>>154009392… Toy Story is dead to me.
>>154009434But those don't sell tickets
>>154008968Nah, come on, a full movie would be great. They could just put Tim Allen in a recording booth with a coffee and cocaine IV drip and let him go off the rails for a few hours. Lord of the Falls With Style could win an Oscar for best animated feature!
>>154009489Short term profits at the expense of destroying long term interest in an IP.
>>154008013>Jessie tails Bonnie to the sleepover she has arranged with her online friends and she sees that they don't really like her and are just hanging with her to have another player for an online gamehttps://youtu.be/TpWSntxxiZw?si=YMSgmXea8M5IOL1lIt turns out it was the wrong kind of online friends. Bonnie is never seen again
>>154008013i thought this already released a long time ago.
>>154010037I remember the "don't use your real name online" and "don't meet people from online" days.
>>154010509We still live in those days, maybe even more so. Reddit and discord mods are notorius pdfilesYou are just an adult now.
>>154010509>>154010638Which is why it's weird if toy story promotes meeting friends online as a child...
>>154008189Toy Story should have ended at 2
>>154008013May I remind you that we were supposed to get a Switch (2) or Steam Deck but both Nintendo and Valve said no because both of them didn't want their products to bee seen as villains.The Lilypad is supposed to be a generic Android tablet, not a iPad.Anyway, heres what the movie was supposed to be.>crate of new Buzzes washes up on desert island, they have no knowledge but they manage to build a raft and get to civilization, they then become the irrelevant B plot for the rest of the movie>Bonnie is lonely and an autist and can't make friends, her parents buy her an Nintendo Switch (lets just say Switch 2 because of the film's release date)>she makes friends on Mario Kart World but Jessie is prejudiced against devices so she calls Woody to come help remove The Switch 2>Jessie tails Bonnie to the sleepover she has arranged with her Mario friends and she sees that they don't really like her and are just hanging with her to have another player for Kirby Air Riders>Lots of refences of Jun Chikuma and her music, even has new songs from her>This does include the Super Bomberman Collection, Switch 2 version of course.>Jessie falls in the street and is taken to Emily's old house by an elderly couple as Emily's address is still written on her pants (apparently...?)>the girl now living there, Blaze, is of course a perfect toy-loving horse girl who would be the ideal friend for Bonnie but she doesn't use tech as it's a farm so no way to hook them up>act 2 is sidequests with Woody vs Switch 2 and Jessie dealing with a roll of toilet paper voiced by Rob Paulsen (seriously, Rob is right there) that continuously makes remarks about migrants destroying Europe and why Europe has to be as white as snow.(Part 1)
>>154010661(Part 2)>The Switch 2 gets annoyed and triggers an alarm that gets the toys tossed in the garage, Woody escapes to rescue Jessie>Bonnie sees Donkey Kong Bananza the other girls now see her as the coolest girl in town, she leaves the sleepover in joy and renounces the toys in front of her parents, Switch 2 stays.>Jessie discovers Emily always did care about her because she named her daughter Jessie and buried a photo of her under the tire swing tree>Woody and the others arrive, they all decide to make piece with the Switch 2 to and use her to connect Bonnie and Blaze with Nintendo Switch Online.>the Buzz army comes back into the picture, they have wifi capabilities and are used to track the Switch 2 to a truck>Switch 2 is rescued and the friend request is sent>Blaze and Bonnie become firm friends and Buzz and Jessie are "married" in toy terms, it is implied Woody will ask the same of Bo Peep>end of movie
>>154008241It's Lord of the Flies
>>154009287Lotso comes back and opens a dark fountain in Andy's room, credits stay silent and then there's a post credits scene with sans waking up Kris, no voice acting though
>>154008189Money!
>>154008013What the fuck.
>>154010661>>154010674Is this real?
>>154011470Yeah, but Buzz Lightyear doesn't fly, he falls with style.
>>154010638I prefer this site because of the anonymity.
>Jessie discovers Emily always did care about her because she named her daughter Jessie and buried a photo of her under the tire swing treeThat's retarded.
>>154011523Yes.
HAVE NO FEARS WE HAVE STORIES FOR YEARSFuck shitsney.
>>154008189You can make memberslop and the retarded masses will eat it up.
>>154011739Especially since if she cared about her that much, she wouldn't have donated her in the first place. If it's a special toy, one apparently special enough to name your firstborn after, you keep that shit as a family heirloom and pass it down.
>>154009310Because "Mrs. Nesbitt" still lingers in the depths of his memories.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kgp9iOHxrFw
>>154011759You got a source?
>>154013091Shouldn't you make a thread on /v/
>>154009310Forget Buzz, Woody got dumped by his girlfriend for carnies, AND cucked by his best friend.
>>154008189Who cares? Buy our product goyim
>>154013091>Digital Eclipse.Avoided, M2 or GTFO!Hamster (Console Archives) will also be acceptable.
Can't wait for Toy Story 6 where the actors all sound even older and the story/themes are even more depressing.
>>154008189white girls need black girl friends that they meet on the internet
>>154013098There's no source, it's Famicom shenanigans as usual. I believe he did this in the fake (and gay) Bonnie Taylor Swift thread.
I already know what you freaks are thinking about this character by the way
>>154016262Yes there is, Cartoon Brew already talked about it multiple times.
>>154016654Cap, miss me with that shit.
>>154016731Theres more.
>>154016773Show me these magical sources that aren't available anywhere else. If "there's more" is the only thing you have to say, then what you said was gay fanfiction.
>>154010661>The Lilypad is supposed to be a generic Android tablet, not a iPad.BTW you're a retard, it's supposed to be a LeapPad. (Kind of a relic itself.)
>>154016261Bonnie is latina.
>>154016820This is not fanfiction, it's facts.>>154016852Generic Android tablet, LeapPads are a different beast.
>>154008013It will make a billion dollars.
>>154016984Won't matter if everyone hates it.
>>154011739>>154011813Emily most likely did it for her love for Jessie as in Jessie the character from Woody's Roundup, not her specific Jessie doll
>>154017056Why would a kid contemporary to Toy Story 2 even have seen a 1950s kids' TV show? There's no reason to think that Andy ever did. Woody was just a cowboy toy to him. This is why Woody was so surprised to learn how popular his character property was and about the assoicated characters like the horse and Jessie.
>>154017113People who have cable.
>>154017140That's a moot point because the show was canceled after a single episode in favor of "space" men.
>>1540171401950s puppet shows were not popular canididates for re-runs in the '90s.
>>154017165They were in Toy Story 2.
What about the part where Lilypad recorded the toys moving and was going to use the video for blackmail? I thought that would've been a important plot point that actually happened
>>154017184How so? Woody only see the recording of the '50s show in the museum.
>>154017270He didn't see them at Andy's house.
>>154017288Yes, that's what I posted. He saw them at the museum and had no idea that his character was so popular at one time.
>>154017113Pretty sure the implication is that Emily was a kid during the 50's, plus she had merch from the show
>>154017317So her daughter is about the age of Andy's parents?
>>154016296>those teeth in the whole top rowI can smell red flags.
>>154008189this is like that inside out commercial for Uber Teens
>>154008013Yikes.
>>154008013How are Woody and the Buzz Lightyears relevant to the story?
