Do you think Steven had sex with any of the gems?He's not gay, so he had to have, right?
>>154008596No, but I had gay sex with StevenIt was awesome
>>154008596>He's not gay
>>154008596Probably amethyst
Amethyst took his virginity .
>>154008613Eww, a homo!
>>154008596No he's not having sex with his mothers or family members, your brain is rotted
>>154008697They aren't his mothers.
>>154008596Lapis definitely groomed him
>>154008596I mean he fused with all of them so obviously he did. Let’s not forget that fusion is sex. He also fucked his dad.
He 100% fucked Lapis
>>154008697Wrong
>>154008596I dont believe steven ever had sex. Frankly the most bizarre phenomenon to come from the endless train derailment that SU was was seeing people characterize steven as some sort of casanova machoman. He's a giant autistic sperg and easily the worst part of the show. How anyone can relate to him is beyond me.
>>154009858That’s because you’re not a sperg, it’s the same reason bitches love Lars anon. The fact that you can’t relate is a good thing.
0. Garnet as Stevonnie1. Pearl2. Amethyst3. Pearl again as Smokey Quartz4. Lapis5. Spinel as Stevonnie6. Pearl as Steg7. Opal as Sunstone while Peridot watches8. Yellow, Blue, and White as Steg9. Giant Ruby as Sunstone
>>154008596He made love to Lapis.
>>154009894Fair enough>its the same reason bitches love LarsElaborate. I dont understand that either. Every 6 out of 10 characters in this series look viscerally disgusting. The bulk of the human cast are chimp-faced and lars is possibly the worst offender of that because not only is he chimp-faced but he has gages and an ugly hairstyle to boot. I mean christ, people will just fuck anything if they find lars attractive.
>>154008596They're basically his moms, dude.
>>154010124They aren't blood related though
>>154010124So? Hes still gonna fuck them
>>154010124>his momsthat makes no sense
>>154009858>He's a giant autistic sperg [...] How anyone can relate to him is beyond me.Yeah...haha...totally...
>>154010619Still one of the funniest images to ever come out of SU
>>154010752They're older female role models whom he's known quite literally his entire life. If that's not a parent in all but form I don't know what is
>>154008596This cartoon was made by a Jewish femgooner who drew Ed Edd Eddy porn, didn't she? So yes
>>154010974Still doesnt mean he cant fuck em
>>154010939Hottest too.
>>154011070Agreed, wincest is so hot even when its pseudo incest
>>153999609anon never delivered and now I'm sad
>>154011295Would you care if I did something about it?
>>154008596What is it about SU that seems to just immediately invite erections?
I bet she'd fuck him.
>>154011441Pls I'll take any more mommy pearls
>>154009066Nah, Garnet did.
>>154011509If it's implied, blue boards won't care, right?
>>154011712generally. >>154010619isn't there another panel?
>>154011712based thanks anon
>>154011712Did you draw that? Thats fucking good
>>154011784Yeah honestly I kinda just shat it out in 15 minutes if you ask me, could've been better but I couldn't leave poor anon hanging. Pearl is my favourite too
>>154008596Most people don't try to have sex with their aunts, blood related or otherwise.
>>154008596This show ruined so many lives.
>>154011047Doesn't mean it is something to expect.You can stick your dick in most food from the grocery store, but if a cashier was like "ah applesauce and oats, huh? Pretty kinky" the cashier is gonna get some looks.
Do you guys think Pearl would accidentally call Steven Rose during sex?
>>154008622That's pretty likely.
>>154008697But he's Jewish, that's their whole thing
>>154011504Good ol' Becky Sucrose is a bisexual to the most chaotic degree.
>>154011809Pearl is super mega fucking hot and pearl/steven is my favorite SU ship, but best gem to me is still the dorito>>154011824>Most people don't try to have sex with their aunts, blood related or otherwise.Maybe true but it should become more in vogue to fuck your hot aunts>>154011878>You can stick your dick in most food from the grocery store, but if a cashier was like "ah applesauce and oats, huh? Pretty kinky" the cashier is gonna get some looks.Reminds me of that meme of the black dude fucking a mcchicken sandwich that went viral on twitter ten years ago.
>>154011930I wish to engage in SEXUAL RELATIONS with this rock
If sex was on the table I think the most likely outcome in-universe would be him being raped by pearl in the middle of the night. With neither ever aknowleding the event as Steve compartmentalizes the trauma while Pearl lies to herself that she was merely reconnecting with Rose on a subconcious level. It would only remerge when Steven can't engage in sex at adulthood without breaking down and crying as he gets flashbacks he can't fully understand, and on some level, don't want to understand because it means Pearl violated him. Maybe once he's middle aged he will finally piece the trauma together and try to confront Pearl once she has found a life witout Rose, threatening to undo everything she has built to be her own person, so she lies to him that it never happened which Steven reluctantly accepts because he knows there is so much at stake for both of them for this wound to be reopened.
>>154011962>Jewish
>>154011203... Is there a part 2 where they share his COCK for competition on who can make him cum fastest of course
>>154010906All the characters in fiction you could have seen yourself in and you chose the dumpy, autistic, overweight spastic queer...
>154012018>154012097Why is this pedo posting Instagram memes?
>>154012191Oh man, (You) don’t know. That’s okay, Google is your friend.
>>154010974>I don't know what isclearly
>>154012246>that one youtube video
>>154012413Youre getting mad at sexy women in cartoons and equating it to your pizzagate lunacy, histrionic /pol/tards like you are the ones who need to be lynched if anything
>>154009953non-consensually
>>154012097Oh I wanna clutch these Pearls alright
>>154008613I bet that was hot>>154009858at one point he was unironically the sexiest character to come out of a 2010s cartoon
>>154012770western cartoon slop ofc
>>154008596This show ruined so many lives and was the nuke that blew up Western animation.
I'm rewatching some episodes and It's unreal how painfully incompetent and flanderized Steven was in the later seasons and I didn't notice that when I was younger. In the earlier episodes he was empathetic and dumb, but at least it felt genuine because he was younger and didn't know anything about gem history. He was a sweet guy but not in a fake, saccharine way, he acted like a flamboyant boy his age would and that was fine for the character he was intended to be. Then they made him "mature" and he became insufferable and preachy like a walking PSA, they even made a fusion to acknowledge this part of him. Glad they "fixed" his character a little in Future but still spoiled most of the show
>>154008596If the writers even went down that road, the only one he'd feasibly pursue a sexual relationship with is Lapis. Spinel seems into him, but any sort of sexual interest would be unrequited. Garnet and Pearl are definitely not into him that way, and Amethyst "might" allow him to experiment with her, but I doubt this will lead to anything serious,
>>154012823>>154013099What about Peridot
>>154013182Peridot comes off as asexual
>>154013099I personally think Steven wouldn't have sex with any of the CG A-team, they're practically his family. The B-team, like you say, I think Lapis might be down to try it with him. Bismuth also I think'd be down to try it and would almost certainly IMO enjoy it, maybe a bit too much for Steven, Peridot would be curious but like fusing with Garnet I think she'd eventually wuss out.
>>154013243Steven can turn her
>>154008620The only logical answer if fusing doesn't metaphorically count as sex.She would have done it either as a gag, in some bro-code way to loosen Steve up about banging Connie for the first time, or a moment of weakness when they're both really sad. She would have, at the very least, grow big beautiful tits to tease Steven with when he finally got boners.
>grow up with hot gems >does nothing no wonder he went crazy in Future dude was sexually frustrated to the max
>>154013645yeah, but at least he ended up smashing Jasper
>>154008620>>154008622>>154011930Based!
>>154013857I'm like 70% sure there was already a Ronaldo edit of this.
>>154009953
>>154012504this but with no irony>>154012770i liked this design, why couldnt he develop any aspect to his apperance as he grew up that was remotely masculine, is this because he's a jew
>>154012823kek
>>154008596The second puberty hit he went to Rose’s room and fucked cloud versions of all of them
Pearl sex
>>154012770>>154012781The bar was and is very low
>>154008596He's saving himself for Connie. They definitely fucked in that bed and breakfast they arranged to meet at after he left town.
Why do so many people say Steven was raped by truckers?
>>154020208Because they’re small minded idiots who can’t think straight, I mean it’s so obvious he did it willingly.
It's Steven who raped the truckers
>>154020004Hottest connie design
Steven deserved a better gf
>>154021286>>154009558Have you ever drawn Amethyst before?
>>154008596>Garnet saw two futures>Incel Steven cucked by everyone>Eventually decides hes more gem than human>Centuries later Earth is reconquered because its just another alien world to Diamond Steven who has no connection to the different planets>Chudmaster Steven who regularly drains his balls in gems and other aliens>Decides its safer for him to consider all aliens his people because his children were from there>Has massive harem>Upholds intergalactic peace because everyones leaders are all half siblings
>>154008596It's not normal to want to fuck your family members, anon>b-b-but they're not ACTUALLY related to himDoesn't matter. They raised him, so he sees them as family. Humans instinctually don't want to have sex with people they spent a lot of time with in their earliest years as a biological defense against incest.
>>154024959>Garnet saw two futures>Incel Steven cucked by everyone>Eventually decides hes more gem than human>Centuries later Earth is reconquered because its just another alien world to Diamond Steven who has no connection to the different planetsup until this point, this sounded like an epic story. Would love to see a evil Steven AU climbing up the ladder
>>154008596
>>154008596Amethyst 100% raped Steven.
>>154025789It wasn't rape
There should be more Sapphire lewds
>>154025118>WOAH POPULAR SHOW HAS MORE THAN ONE THREAD??????
>>154024889maybe one time but I couldn't find it right now.
As far as I'mconcerned, it's impossible that he DIDN'T fuck Jasper while he was training with her on the mountain in Future. She practically worshipped him and was clearly willing to do ANYTHING he wanted, and he was really feeling his oats. You really think any guy Steven's age that had a woman practically worshipping him wouldn't fuck her?
>>154008596He is not gay, however he is too much of a bitch to fuck even a human woman. He definitely wouldn't have sex with his surrogate alien moms. Me personally though, I would be cracking Amethyst. Any of them are good, but she is my favorite of the main three.Also, if you impregnate Garnet and she splits into Sapphire and Ruby, does she create two different babies? Would she only be able to have twins?
>>154025872It was coercion at the least
>>154026679>retard thinks the screencap was about spam instead of about steven being a massive faggot
I want to get Amethyst pregnant
>>154029095based
>>154010124He's also gonna fuck all the alternate versions of Rose too.
>>154025081That's future one. Chudmaster Steven is future two.
>>154009417sauce?
>>154012166If I can’t have sex with that rock, I will sue it into the ground
>>154026884>tfw no protective giant buff pet woman who still calls you Master and says 'Yes Sir!' to every request you have
>>154008596Amethyst was one of the few aspects of Steven Universe that made the show watchable. That & slowly leaking lore over time.
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