I love Batman
What do you like about him?
>>154010643
>playboy by day, superhero by night, lmao what is sleep>no one will ever use facial recognition software to find out he is bruce>drones that can track him back to the manor? never heard of her
>>154010643Remember that time he refused to eat Catwoman pussy and it was a big deal
>>154010643It feels like the early 00s were the last time his comics were good because they weren’t all about tearing him down. Every Batman/Detective run since 2011 has been about tearing the character down or excusing him or damn near parodying him. Nothing is sincere. It’s why something relatively basic (yet still quite good) like Dark Patterns or B&R:Y1 is such a breathe of fresh air.
>>154010751Thats just because manchildren like neil gaiman and, in that case, Zack Snyder are dorks. Never understood why “DC characters can’t be shown masturbating/giving oral sex” was in any way surprising to them as if wanting children’s characters to perform sex acts makes you intellectually and morally superior to Le evil sexless corpos! Genuine manchild shit from them.
>>154010643t Batman Fan
>>154010643Yeah, cool, but he doesn't love you.
>>154010849It's been 5 plus years of "Rich People BAD!" I'm sick of it.
>>154010884It's kind of selfish
>>154010941Of Snyder and gaiman? I agree.
>>154010884>>154010958>children’s charactersNope
>>154010941Depends on whether Catwoman sucks dick
>>154011013>the costumed vigilantes are actually for adults, thank you!Manchild
>>154011045Nice cope, faggot.
>>154011013He's going to run through all the hecking based anonbot phrases now.
>>154011013>>154011065Nice arguments, retard but the other anon is still right
>>154011110No, you aren't right.
>>154011068I don’t understand anything you just said, go outside.
>>154011110>the other anon
>>154010727There's a certain baseline suspension of disbelief you have to have to enjoy any cape comic. If you can't do that you're going to have a bad time and should read something else.
>>154011136Based, kek, slop, manchild, touch grass, based, take meds, cope, seethe, based, slop, based.
>>154010849>Every Batman/Detective run since 2011 has2013. The last part of Morrison's run was explicitly about building Batman up and celebrating why he's needed.
>>154011145>>154011134>>154011068>>154011013Samefag thinks everyone is like him
>>154011185Yeah I just don’t like inc but you’re right.
>Anon thinks Batman is a character for sophisticated adults who should be masturbating and giving cunnilingus Go molest your nanny, Neil
>>154011192No>>154011222Go take your chemical castration.
No powersNo fearNo limits
>>154010907This is the difference between Morrison's run and the shit that came after. Morrison had Batman lose it all but the point was to show Batman's strength and the greatness of the character in his return and triumph. Everyone after seems obsessed with taking both Bruce and Batman down a peg and making them wallow in failure to show how problematic the writer think Batman is.
>>154010707I just think that he’s very cool, badass, and is a very versatile hero in the kinds of stories you can tell with him.
>>154010643Me too, man, me too.
>>154010643He's cool.
He's the male Black Widow of DC really
And Batman loves Joker.
>>154011920He must, if he can never kill him.
>>154010643I love Batman detective stories. Most writers seem to forget he’s the world’s greatest detective.
>>154012080Oh wow yeah this isn’t something I’ve heard 10000 times.
>>154010726End Batmanphobia
>>154012080Dark Patterns was really good
>>154010849>It feels like the early 00s were the last time his comics were good because they weren’t all about tearing him downEarly 00s was the one who started that tho
>>15401064390's Batman is peak comics, especially around 92-94.
>>154010643Batman is mid.
>>154012328It's true though. For every story where batman solves an actual crime there are 100 stories where he just punches people.
>>154012854Compared to?
>>154012865It doesn't take the world's greatest detective to know violence solves problems
>>154010643He should stay a high street tier hero, not some demigod larping as a human. Also, a submissive bisexual whore.
>>154012865It's just that a good mystery is much harder to write than a simple action/adventure story, so you're naturally going to get more of the latter.
>>154012909The universal standard in my head.
>>154010884Its manchildren who pretend the characters are still in 1975, unless the joker is raping babies and wearing their skin around. That's fine in your "children's comic".
>>154013071Cowardly non-answer
>>154012865He never prevents a crime by detective work, at best he shows up at the last second to stop it when its already in progress. Sometimes the villains outright tell him what they're going to do when and where. In something like Long Halloween that's trying to be a crime story he's a clueless boob who prevents absolutely nothing.
>>154010643Well I don't!
>>154013007>people who hate batGOD are fagsno surprises here
>>154013103>He never prevents a crime by detective workBullshit, he does all the time. Riddler stories alone are him stopping crimes by solving mysteries.>In something like Long Halloween that's trying to be a crime story he's a clueless boob who prevents absolutely nothing.Long Halloween is just a badly-written mystery. Seriously, if you disagree you just haven't read it in a while. It completely falls apart halfway through and the ending makes no sense.
>>154013103>He never prevents a crime by detective workThis is silly. He obviously can't stop the crime that already happened and created the mystery, but there are tons of stories of him solving mysteries to prevent future crimes from happening.
>be mad rich people are making life shit>take it out by writing stories shitting on Batman, a fictional superhero which used to help people through shitty times of being fucked by rich people Good job minerals
>>154013115You say that when it's a well known fact that Batman fanboys have always had a higher inclination towards homosexuality.
>>154013325*DC fanboys
>>154013325I feel attacked
>>154010643Read this.
>>154013407YJK
>>154013407>Batman v. Wolf Hand>Batman must face the deadliest enemy of his career: a sentient wolf hand that casts the shadow of a big wolf.
>>154010643eh he's got some good stories but he is one of the most insufferable about the no kill rule
>>154014295No, Batman and Spider-Man are the only two superheroes for whom the no-kill rule actually makes perfect thematic sense.
>>154014383It makes real sense for their characters but some bad authors have gone out of their way to make it stupid and over the top for stories. Putting it too much into the forefront of stories, twiisting interpretations like it is some anime Death Note rule to exploit, etc.
>>154010643So do I. Sadly most modern Batman is fucked by forcing him into retarded mashups with the Batfag-ily and the Cuckstice LeagueLeave Batman alone with just Alfred, Gordon and Catwoman, focus more on gothic detective solving without any magic mumbojumbos and erase any retarded gay shit about the Joker (basically just make him Hamill/Nicholson Joker) and you've got peak Batman. Sad that there's so little of that and so much serialslop
>>154012328Shockingly you've heard it a trillion times and yet there is no good modern detective Batman storyAnd no, I read Dark Patterns and its some boring lazy shit. Also half the characters are heckin' inclusive black women including the new Ventriloquist. Fucking retarded.Let's not even get into how the stories barely tie to each other and the twists feel hollow. A good mystery novel makes each twist feel like a gut punch
>>154016220>including the new Ventriloquist.Latina. You're a casual who read some retard's synopsis somewhere so you can pretend to be mad.
I love Batman but I prefer Jason.
