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>>154021813>Turning Damage Control into villains in the comics as wellFor fuck's sake
>>154021783Reaction face
>>154021827Who even cares about May's miscarried child actually being replaced instead
And that's it. If you liked this, support your LCS or whatever.
1 year of teasing this best childhood friend for this? Fuck off, Kelly.
>>154021827>>154021831I'm still not sure why this is supposed to be tantalizing, really. It's whatever.>>154021813Joe Kelly just wants to give Peter a harem.
Who is excited for peters evil cousin in issue 1000?Anyone? Anyone at all?
So are they implying someone at the hospital lied to Ben and May, saying their newborn died after birth? Either to sell the child to another family or raise him as their own? We're also not talking about the memory of a house fire that Peter apparently repressed. The fuck is that about?
>>154021798spider telekinesis? spider-kinesis?
>>154021786>Bad people deserve what they getWait a minute.....Didn't they have a thing earlier in the run where Peter was too afraid to come forward to report a pedo? Or did I imagine that? Did Peter and Brian burn down a pedos house?
>>154021831drama queen
>>154021855I liked the non-May parts. Astrid (like all girls Kelly has introduced this run) is a vast improvement over Shay. Kintsugi has grown on me. And I like that we're finally starting on Peter's childhood with Spore (it just took too long to to it, and it will take equally long to pick it up again).
no wait it's the spore guy who that applies to, my bd
>>154021827>>154021831Maybelle?
>>154021827>>154021831It's pretty crazy that you can think of the most retarded thing Marvel can do with Spider-Man, then Marvel does something even more retarded.
>>154022010Happened back in #17 yeah. Seems kind stupid that peter can't remember the time he committed arson
>>154022157I mean, it's not the most retarded thing. It just means May and Ben put up a kid for adaption at one point. It's just a very unneeded thing. Doesn't really bring anything to the table to the table other than Peter's villain cousin. And I'd argue that Spore being not Hush does that thing better.
>>154022233>It just means May and Ben put up a kid for adaption at one point.The only thing we know about May and Ben's kid is they had a miscarriage once, probably the kid was stolen by some rich fucks, not put for adoption
>>154021831Did she think she had a miscarriage? Gave up baby for adoption?
>>154022301Miscarriage has been mentioned in the past, adoption is not
>>154021831Calling it nowNurse stole a baby and told them he didnt make it to sell into child trafficiking ring He then was sold to some sterile coupleThis exact thing happened to Ric Flair in 50sLook up Georgia Tann
>>154022352what is this, Argentina?
>>154022301sold it to Mephisto but he fucked up and took the wrong Parker baby so put it up for adoption
>>154021808Kinda just seems like a less interesting version of Gerry Drew
I'm reaching new levels of apathetic that I didn't know I had
>>154021798Ka ka ka ka kachi da ze
>>154021798What?
>>154021789>>154021798I think spider instinct is going to come up more
>>154022723I see it being like spider-fuOr when logan had hot claws
>peter gets an upgradeOf course marvels racist ass would do this
>>154022777We’re a few issues away from 1000, I have a hunch he’ll at least use it on Gwen when she fights him. >>154022789Spin eternally BTFO
>>154022789It's not Marvel's fault that Spin is compared to Shameik Moore, Ziglar.
>>154021819They were already villains during Civil War.
>>154022616>616Yeah, I already told my LCBS that I am dropping everything Marvel after #1000. Granted, that's just TASM and Venom.
>>154022963Drop it now, save your money
>>154021831So is this guy going to turn out to be an robot sent be harry osbornes AI brain? Or will it turn out to be an actor with plastic surgery? Why do these BND faggots get to keep there bullshit around but everybody else gets retconned.
>>154021816Who gives a shit about wooing Ric?
>>154023096The Osborn well has run dry, this guy is going to be their real son. The “twist” is going to be that he’s an evil sack of shit who wants to murder Peter. My bet is on him getting Wasp totem powers.
>>154021827>>154021831So Ric is eventually fall in love with him, while still shitting on Peter, right?
>>154021831Typical May passing out again. Just like the 70s.
Dunno why I even bother reading this. At least I didn't pay it.
I think this storyline has mushroom for improvement.
lmao at those with sunk cost fallacy continuing to buy this because their undiagnosed OCD won't leave them alone until the odometer is four digits.Just fucking quit this damn book for your own good until we have total editorial change, stop eating the brambles the fruit has long gone.
>>154023339what makes you think anyone here is buying this?
>>154023339By the time editorial change, Robbie, JJJ and May will become superheroes, Peter will have been turned into Silver Spider, Spider-X-Man and Spider-Strange and it turns out his father was a cheater and he had a ton of half-siblings all along.
>>154021813Peter getting that autist puss is the only decent thing so far.
>>154023119The last time they ever got mentioned was the Spider-Girl mini during Spider-Island and they were so different from the actual Wasps in Araña that they may as well have been OCs for the event.
>>154023463yeah but Shathra just had a whole event and the Inheritors were revealed to be leech totems. Maybe he’ll be a daddy longlegs?
>>154023129I hope Ric gets murdered graphically. It's bad enough that May is getting BLACKBEANED but the guy is just a massively unlikable tool. He's like the male version of Sajani (remember her).
>>154023494What happened to her? Did she die, I can't remember
>>154023512Peter fired her and then we never saw her again
>>154023512She got framed by Otto for sabotaging Parker Industries since she'd already backstabbed Peter a few times, got fired and hasn't been seen since.
>>154023512>>154023521I believe she made a brief appearance as a text bubble during the Spencer run when Peter was exposed for plagarism
When you think about it, Marvel is now temu DC.You have the Star Trek like space stuff from LOSH.The superhero family slop.Legacy characters.The magic stuff, dear god.We are even doing Elseworlds shit now with that vampire X-men stuff or that post-apo Wolverine story!
>>154023366Guy here just said he is buying after #1000.But why? Why that magic number anon? You know it's going to be shit. You know you're rewarding the hackfrauds that continue to shit on your plate. You can be free and save your money with one easy decision?
>>154022599Oh shit that one version of him from spider girl? Nta btw
>>154021827Why did Peter think the guy was going to out him as Spider-man?
>>154023708Carnage loudly referred to Spider-Man as his cousin
>>154023708Because Mr Dreamcast called him Spider-Man's 1st degree cousin.
It all started when they ressurected Peter's parents out of nowhere. From then, it was all downhill.
>>154023614Legend of the Spidey Heroes?
>>154023720>>154023721And Peter thought the first thing the guy would do is go "Hey May, turns out I'm your long lost son, and that means your nephew is Spider-man!"
>Roommate Michele didn't return0/10 issue
>>154023739have to say I agree. If they did it they should have committed to them being the real deal, not with the full intention of undoing it later.
>>154023748Legion of Super Heroes, you goof.
>>154023769Yes. Flying off the handle and thinking it's about him is fairly in character, suspecting him to be a bad person without knowing him as anything but a victim of Mr Dreamcast is the bad writing bit. Something could be said about the fake-outs and family related schemes the Parkers have endured leaving Peter on edge but since they tend to ignore that, I will too.
>>154023769Yes. Crane was drawn with an evil expression and I seriously doubt he’s becoming a cast member so expect him to dangle that over Peter’s head later
>>154023787They shouldn't have done it, period. I always thought it was wrong for Peter to give a shit about the parents he never knew.
>>154023804They're rushing his villain debut in #1000 already.>Spider-Man faces his greatest fear and his most frightening new villain in decades. Who is this Ravage? And how will his history-shattering power force Peter to question his very legacy? It’s one of Spider-Man’s most personal battles to date, and one that will shape his path for the next 1,000 issues!>“Writing Amazing Spider-Man #1000 has stirred up a lot of emotions for me, but gratitude is chief among them,” Kelly shared. “It's a true honor to have the opportunity to contribute to Spidey's legacy with a huge milestone like this. And special bonus - we get to introduce a new villain?! Amazing. Ravage is layered and complex and mysterious, and I can't wait to unleash him on the readers with this monumental issue!”
>>154023818>Ravage>Spore>Hellgate>TormentLook, I admire the effort on making new villains. But Jesus, those names.
>>154023706The only version of him that matters
>>154023818What a lame fucking design
dogshit artwhy is everything in twenonecen so shit
>>154022301>>154021831He looks to be late 40s early 50s so im thinking it was a teenage pregnancy they gave for adoption or got stolen
>>154021798I don't hate them using Spider-Sense like this (and it's not exactly a new idea), but after Miles and Chasm, I could really do without the energy stuff.
>>154021831wonder if they're finally going to kill her then in #1000
>>154022301Isn't a stillbirth if the baby is born but dead?I guess that could have happened
>>154024102lol
>>154023818Why is he dressed like Dane Whitman Black Knight?
>>154024102It'd be hard to do without inviting unfavorable comparisons to #400.
>>154024102Who cares? It won't be done better than #400.
>>154024102>>154024142It won't be done better, and it won't matter anyway because Peter is trapped in a demons amber.Spider-Office Delenda Est.
Just read Iron Man. Peter was better there.
>>154024182Not by much, he's still stumping for Norman in face of the knowledge that he has redacted files from his time as Iron Patriot
>>154022789Peter always gets some upgrade to his powers that's later forgotten or given away like his totem power, spider-fu, or various special costumes.
What's the word on the street with the MJ comic coming out?
>>154021988Anon... you have no idea of how this is common with teens, or asshole women nearly 40 years ago.
>>154021798MAXIMUM SPIDER!
>>154021831Please...be a Armin Zola clone that Osborn pay.it's gonna be retard as fuck!
>>154021767HA HA THAT'S OUR MAY RIGHT
>>154021831AND EVERYTHING WILL BE THE SAME
>>154021813So what cant peter have the Blonde, autist, giga stacy?
This company is total fucking shit. Like what are we even doing here?
>>154023619GOTTA HAVE MY BATMAN
>Nobody mentioned the clone thing Peter brought up last issue>>154021831May's current boyfriend is the worst.
>>154026344Let May keeping getting that granddaddy BBC.
>>154026344He repeats that Ben Raily is his clone, but on this page,>>154021813 basically says the other people are fuzzy about what happened
>>154022352That would explain why he's evil. Dude got bought by amoral parents and grew up to be a super villain.
>>154021763This is weird to me. Why not have the sentence be in spanish if you want "muh spanish representation" which is 100% the reason it was used? It's pointless if you post it translated and if you remove the sentence altogether nothing cnanges because he's just repeating the previ9us sentence anyway.
>>154021808Uuummmm that's cultural appropriation, the white kid using japanese terminology for his super identity
>>154021827Maybelle? Her name is Maybelle? I've been reading this book for 34 years not once have I seen her refered as Maybelle.Another shocking twist by Mighty Marvel
>>154021813How does he do it bros
>>154021827Sometimes you give birth and kinda forget. It happens.
>cousin out of nowhere is a new villainThat's actually the major problem with spider-manThe new characters they create to be around peter only follow these criteria>they're someone pete might fuck>they're a hero>they're a villainIt's so boring and predictable. Oh, he had a best friend decades ago that we just brought up now? Villain lolOh, his long lost cousin? Villain lolOh, the sick son of his boss she mentioned a few times? Hero lolAstrid is kinda interesting, look she wants to fuck peter (but we're not letting it happen lol)His new job was literally only created to set up mushroom man,and Peter stays in costume for 95% of the comics and only goes civilian to eat with MayGo reread 60s spidey and see his daily life taking a huge chunk of the comics and everyone eating it up because it's fun, why can't we have that anymore?
>>154027357Astrid might end up a supervillain later anyway.
>>154027230erm ackshua;ly, he's half Paki (Asian)
>>154027158Blue beetle has that and people got mad because they couldn't understand.
>>154021831>>154021827I give 1-2 years and Marvel will reveal that Norman or Jackal made a Ben clon to pass as May child .
>>1540217317 variant covers:The Amazing Spider-Man #30 Eli Minaya Magic: the Gathering VariantThe Amazing Spider-Man #30 Lee Bermejo Amazing Visions VariantThe Amazing Spider-Man #30 Netho Diaz Marvel Soccer VariantThe Amazing Spider-Man #30 Rod Reis VariantThe Amazing Spider-Man #30 1:25 Sumit Kumar VariantThe Amazing Spider-Man #30 1:50 Eli Minaya Magic: the Gathering Virgin VariantThe Amazing Spider-Man #30 1:100 Lee Bermejo Amazing Visions Virgin Variant>THE TALK... Peter Parker's world will never be the same. Don't miss one of the most pivotal issues in Spider-Man history!LEGACY #995>VULTURE-LY ASSURED DESTRUCTION! SPIDER-MAN battles the VULTURE — who has a few new tricks up his wing! And the world-shattering revelations of issue #31 continue!PLUS: A SPECIAL BACKUP STORY CELEBRATING DISABILITY PRIDE MONTH!LEGACY #996>When an old foe resurfaces, Spider-Man gets an assist from DAMAGE CONTROL? Don't they usually clean up AFTER the fight? Meanwhile, learn more about Peter's mystery cousin and walk the road to AMAZING SPIDER-MAN #1000!LEGACY #997>CLEANUP ON ISLE MANHATTAN! SPIDER-MAN is back in the swing of things thanks to a recent team-up with the all-new, all-different DAMAGE CONTROL — until ELECTRO short-circuits Spidey's big plans!LEGACY #998>DAMAGE CONTROL COMES WITH A COST! With only one issue before AMAZING SPIDER-MAN #1000, Spidey will be tested like never before... by GHOST-SPIDER?! DAMAGE CONTROL's latest target creates bad blood with the wall-crawler — just how far is Spidey willing to go?!LEGACY #999
>RELEASES SEP 16, 2026The Amazing Spider-Man #36Spider-Man faces his greatest fear and his most frightening new villain in decades... RAVAGE! Plus, some of the greatest creative minds on Earth honor one thousand issues of THE AMAZING SPIDER-MAN! NOAH HAWLEY (Alien: Earth, Fargo, LEGION) makes his comic book debut, Frank Miller and Peach Momoko collaborate for the first time, Stuart Immonen and Brian Michael Bendis return to Spider-Man together, and some of the best ASM creators return to the title!LEGACY #1000
All the WorldCup ones are dull.
>>154027497>his most frightening new villain in decades
>>154027386That's what happens to women when you don't give them the sex.
>>154022630Ku ku ku ku kukimuki
It strikes me as completely tone deaf to waste a whole "Your miscarried baby was alive the entire time" soap opera trope on fucking Aunt May of all people
>>154027986From the storytimes recently, miscarriage makes me think of how claim Peter and MJ's baby was held by Osborn but found Aunt May alive there instead. Wonder if it is supposed to parallel that.
>>154021752Wait... he can throw the shield, cut a arm holding Spider-man and catch it back?how strong is Kintsugi? what is his shield made of? they treat him like a low level vigilante, but he can do shit that Hawkeye and Bucky think is dificult.
>>154021808>Kintsugi was bald all along
>>154022301Ben also did a deal with Mephisto to save May's life. At this point Mephy as a bakers dozen Paker children in hell due to cousins, neighbours, husbands, nephews doing deals to keep her alive.>>154023119The better twist would be Mac's a normal, decent reliable guy. not as smart as peter, but keeps his word. Turns up when he says he will, takes May to the doctors appointments and always makes it for sunday dinner. Make Peter look worse just by being there.
>>154021740Brian design is cool.
>>154023479Jesus fucking christ. Leech totem? The eternal war between the spiders and the Leeches who prey on they? Thats what they went with.I'm beginning to wish they used AI. it would be less creatively bankrupt.
>>154028171Probably tech boosting him. Dude can't be that strong what with the whole terminal illness thing.
>>154028272The inheritors went after any totem thougheversobeitassuch
>>154023818>New bad guy with history changing powersIt's a red herring
>>154028324Fair. Leeches truly are the apex predator of our world.
>>154028272>Leech totem? The eternal war between the spiders and the Leeches who prey on they?It makes sense because leeching off others is literally all the Inheritors have ever done.
>>154028474I think you meant to say Brevoort, Lowe, Quesada, Slott, Akira Yoshida, Guggenheim, Wells, Kelly, Ewing, White, Cates, and Zdarsky in place of "Inheritors."
>>154024102BUT hER FIRST APPEARANCE IS SO EXPENSIVE
>>154021831Who the fuck passes away like that? it's more like she had an orgasm and threw her head back
>>154025592>nobody gives a shitkek
>>154028156>Wonder if it is supposed to parallel thatProbably not.
>>154028679>>nobody gives a shitThat all secular jews are buried as a christians, yes. Nobody gives a shit indeed. If you reply you agree that secular jews should be buried as christians in real life.
Ngl, probably the lamest most empty autopilot issue so far, and that says a lot.>>154021813BND writers really cant help themsleves can they? Man i cant wait for more girls with no personality to throw themselves at peter!!
>>154028613Twenty years of this same crowd circlejerking and gatekeeping their petty fiefdom, a complete franchise outlier ever more irrelevant.God how much longer we gotta wait until new blood?
Just dont see much else to even talk about here, i guess spore has an okay design/gimmick, but its just charlie weiderman again, beat for beat>>154029410I feel its going to happen, buckley's out, and that's going to cause carryovers. by next year we'll see for sure
>>154029434They have nothing left to say and no more direction to go, goddamn secret relative plot AGAIN.I do feel that the sea is finally parting for exodus, they get their meaningless milestone #1000 for their ego and tramp stamp on the franchise and then go. They are ageing out and losing out to popular discourse they failed to direct. Nobody is happy with the status quo they artificially created and preserved, no stories have come about that justify Peter being regressed into a complete shallow half-man that he is now. We got a dozen younger Spiders in NYC making the youth argument look even more redundant and dumb than it was first put by Brevoort twenty years ago.
>>154029099It's really funny how they are trying to cut even this sliver of face out of some advertisements.He really was the sales poison that amounted to nothing. Bravo Lowe.
>>154029268Having a harem of women throw themselves at Peter is a huge improvement over Wells writing him as a sadsack MJcel.
>>154029849I mean if we have to pick between divorced-man energy and sexually frustrated aging swinging Peter gwenfag, I'll pick the latter.Put MJ on a shelf until the next gen of writers and editors are here. Just ascend her as the QIB and let a non-dead languaged MJ come out of the ether and we pretend Wells run never happened, until we are going full Claremont on it.
>>154021731>Hey Bagley, I know you're semi-retired but could you draw this new character for us?
>>154027230His name is Kenji. Either his mom is a massive weeb, or he's a half-Japanese half, half muslim.
>>154021798Honestly that's pretty cool, & finally he's got some new powers considering both Miles & Gwen had it, & to see Peter doing martial arts again is a nice sight. Missed it since the Dan Slott run. He needs to contact Shang-Chi again to relearn martial arts
Hey guys, what do you think the best cover was?
>May and Ben had a child they didn't know about!Okay, who cares? This is a nothingburger.
>>154021827>>154021831This is some fucking retarded soap opera bullshit.
>>154025592You mean the new issue of Venom or is there another coming out?
>>154027485Considering what they've done to Teresa Parker, maybe
>>154030190Welcome to Spider-Man?
>>154030190>>154030305There's Soap Opera. There's Mexican Soap Opera. There's parodies of Soap Opera.And then we have this. Thank you BND brain trust for another certified we hope to be retconned banger.
Next issue this is the LGBT cover. Why make the cover for straight guys the one with the babe on it? I think they'd want a guy on it. Gay
>>154030588I predict Felicia will never date another man again.
>>154030853you've been saying that for the past 5yrs
>>154030097Always Bagley even if the subject he's drawing is stupid looking.
>>154030853Didn't Peter fuck her again just some issues ago
>>154023086We've been through this anon.
>>154030207MJ aniversary, is it going to be omit 3.0 where she never actually loved Peter and starts fucking Flash?
>>154032628Nta, but you're retarded for giving money to Marvel. And 1000 isn't gonna be worth a lot when everybody buys it, realizes it is shit issue in itself.
>>154032926I agree, that doesn't fix my autism. I need those Bermejo covers.
>>154021789>>154021798They gave Peter Clock-Up.
>>154033252It's Spider-Clock Up because Peter starts yapping at super speed the moment his eyes go blank while mushroom guy's speech bubbles are at normal speed. Like the world moves slow while Spidey truly cuts loose and lets his body keep up with Spider-Sense. >>154030016If I'm right about it being Spider Clock-Up, then it stomps every flashy upgrade Miles has gotten.
>>154021738>cancer patient hero name is about repairing broken things and making them beautifulOkay, that's cool
>>154027386what no spidey dick does to a fm
>>154028171mushroom guy is probably weaksauce physically, his power being mostly offbrand mandrill
>>154033792It's his first outing. He probably will figure out busted bullshit beyond regeneration for the runback.
>>154030588She's on it because they're making it clear she's gay.>>154030853Same.>>154032605They flirted and presumably may have had sex (they at least kissed) but then her entire new series has been slapping the reader in the face with how GAY she is every issue.
>>154034766Spider dick so good lesbians are like you know what, put it in
>>154021831>>154021827So they donated some to a fertility clinic, right?
>>154030853Felicia is Petersexual
>>154021827>generic matchthanks nick great job
>>154027235It's never been referenced that way Kelly's gone senile
>>154034960There is a certain quality of misogyny to this that I find hilarious.
>>154034766>They flirted and presumably may have had sex (they at least kissed) but then her entire new series has been slapping the reader in the face with how GAY she is every issue.kek no it hasn't. There was literally an arc where she clearly was with a man and had children.
>>154036326Kelley seems obsessed with reshaping the past with new characters. The kitsubishi shit is stupid.
>>154036422Uh huh. One she immediately wanted out of so she could go back to lesbian status quo.
>>154036499>wanting to live truthfully and not comfortably is badYWNBAW
>>154036326>>154036424What are the chances that Kelly is trying to make some space so Tom DeFalco's May Parker can be addressed in the future by doing this?
>>154036424This is a guy who's written some impressive stuff and he's 4 years younger than me but goddamn this is embarrassing
>>154027235>>154036326>>154036424>>154036583>>154036585Are we trolling? You being ignorant to Spider-Man lore isn't the fault of the writer. This is like when Spencer brought back the Harry AI from Legacy of Evil and ignorant retards cried because they hadn't read that issue.
>>154036598>written in 1995>Tom DeFalco's May Parker was written in 1996Answer the question please >>154036583
>>154036677I don't know what Kelly is doing, frankly. I'm just enjoying the bumpy ride. Death Spiral was such a derailment that I'm waiting to see if he can get back on track.
maryshoreshitters keep taking Ls
who is mary shore?
>>154037032Paulie's sister.
>>154023818Ravage looks like Phoenix Five Cyclops
>>154037362Reminds me of Raptor from that dogshit BND story
>>154037362I hope ravage is Paul!
>>154036598Bringing Back Harry Osborne or Harrys AI is different than making a character like Brian, here to fore unknown child hood friend of PP or a Long lost relative that contradict decades of established assumption/ lore: a child that has never been part of Mays character. Has there ever been a miscarriage or lost child mention by may in the past?Peters Parents coming back makes more sense as there absence is a part of who he was and the disruption provided decent drama, although not as interesting as it could have been. But these decisions dont matter has they just end up being robots, turned into a "Cat in a crib", or fucking Mysterio in the bot.
>>154037706Brian should be memoryholed and deleted. Peter Parker was a loner in his childhood, why the fuck are you giving him a "best friend"?
>>154037706Yes. In The Amazing Spider-Man #238.>>154037765No, he wasn't. In one of the first few issues, Flash himself invites Peter to hang with them.
>>154037706>>154038001The Amazing Spider-Man Family #7 would later fully tell this story.
>>154021813I prefer Astrid over that stupid alien bitch. She is a hot blonde autist, highly capable and a better foil to MJ (and Felicia I guess). There are more grounded and interesting stories to tell. Karlach is going to make retard comments about ice cream.
>>154021813>spider-office keeps throwing cardboard cutouts at Peter as if that would remedy the manchild problem>retards are actually buying itDamn, maybe the queers whining about self-inserting were right.
>>154021816>Where are mushrooms?!>May hates mushrooms, so I didn't get them. Weird how you don't know that.>Fuck you, I demand you respect my requests over her, because I hate you so much.
>>154037765>>154038001Forgot the panel. There's no reason for the bully to invite his victim if deep down he didn't secretly care about Peter.
So how long before Peter remembers that dude was there during the fight with Torment, and heard about being his cousin?
>>154038176maybe he wanted them on half
