>DUDE VAMPIRES LMAO>In 2026Is this REALLY the best The House of Ideas can come up with to combat DC's Absolute line?
>>154023411Is Jubilee still a vampire?
Vampires are cool as fuck, what are you implying?
>>154023492They are only cool when they get killed by humans.
>>154023411Vampires (or zombies) in capeshit is the lamest thing ever.
>>154023411Is there hot vampire sex?
>>154023411>>154023496>>154023528Admit you suck dicks dude, its le current year so its okay to be a faggot
>>154023411Marvel has had its own horrorverse since the 70's. Vampires are nothing new to Marvel.
>>154023492Vampires are lame, especially in a superhero setting. Vampires are barely superhuman and are just blood sucking parasites.
>>154023573Okay? Was it GOOD?
>>154023573This was 616, not "horrorverse"
>>154023569Calm down Twilight, you can still have your vampire romance fantasies.
>>154023569Vampires are homosexual and have supernatural-AIDS anon, you are gayer than an entire pride parade for defending them.
>>154023492I'm more partial to Creature from the Black Lagoon myself
>>154023630I remember in Monster Squad he died to the fat kid picking up a shotgun.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G8mAL-B2vOs
>>154023411You do remember that Marvel thinks dude zombies lmao is the peak of alternate settings
>>154023644They at least gave him a really cool face in that film. It's genuinely a shame that the Gillman/Creature from the Black Lagoon didn't get the amount of remakes or spinoffs like Dracula, Frankenstein's Monster or even Wolfman.
>>154023411Not even just that but didn't they recently have an event about vampires?
>>154023716Its gone. You are probably confusing it with the monster Hulk event.There is also ANOTHER event running at the same time.Marvel : the House of Slop.
>>154023581Back then? YES.Now? ... uh well
>>154023716>>154023749Blood Hunt, like two summers agoAND Infernal Hulk is all about monster-fying the MU
>>154023528/thread
>>154023411It is lame they couldn't just continue Ultimate.
>>154023492Vampires are cool in a supernatural setting where they're at (or near) the top of the pecking order.Not as much in a superhero setting where there are people who can blow up suns and eat planets.
>>154023411>absoluteremind me, is that the one where workaday joe batman drives a 500 tonne 6 million dollar truck he turned into a batmobile at 40mph, which is more gritty and realistic than mainline batman who recently jumped off earth's moon and landed on earth then walked away from the impact
>>154025421I don't know about all that but it's the one that's outselling all the slop marvel is putting out with ease
>>154025421Oh look it's the OP of that one thread. Got tired of making threads complaining about Absolute Wonder Woman?
>>154025158Its amazing how the whole thing fell apart.>Momoko and Hitch weren't able to tell the story they wanted.>Camp went into a "old bad, new good" schizo territory, but then the "new good" stuff are shallow rip offs of "old bad" stuff.>USM's ending basically got undone with Peter's death>UW exist.Like holy fuck.
>>154023573Who said it was new?
>>154023573I miss it so badly.
>>154023411After the shit show that was the Ultimate line why would anyone trust them on this
>>154026728goth girls and their ilk are going to eat this shit up no matter Marvel’s track record
>>154024946>>154023573I've heard plenty of good things about that run. However modern Marvel forcing vamps again onto X-Men isn't an interesting thing. Their characters are not compatible with it long-term and they don't have anything interesting to say except rich whites bad.
>Vampire girls.I'm flaccid.>BLACK vampire girls.I'm erect.
>>154023411They want to keep editorial happy
