Anonymous
06/03/26(Wed)09:21:45 No.154025416

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Anonymous 06/03/26(Wed)09:21:45 No.154025416

>Morning, sunshine....Why so gloomy, roomie?
>First of all, we're not roommates. You're my houseguest
>Well, we don't need to put labels on things
>You sleep on my couch and you don't pay rent. I've had tapeworms that were less parasitic. I don't even remember why I let you stay with me in the first place
>Because my parents kicked me out and I had nowhere to go, and even though you don't want anyone to know it, you secretly have a good heart
>You told me they didn't approve of your "alternative lifestyle". I thought you were like a troubled gay teen or something. I didn't realize by "alternative lifestyle" that you meant you were lazy
>That's on you for making assumptions. Also, if you're looking for the Toaster Strudles, I got really high last night and ate them all