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Cecil gives this guy a year to come up with some kind of Viltrumite killing weapon. Can he do it?
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>>154032511
Yes

The question is what else it will kill
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>>154032511
He'll just take whatever Jonas left him and give it a coat of army green.
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>>154032511
A Viltrumite woman came to Earth when Jonas was alive. It didn't even take him a day for him to get her into bed. One day he asked her to go to the Earth's core for some uranium and other rare minerals and she got trapped there. He forgot about her the next day, but left blueprints on Viltrumite physiology.
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>>154032511
Killing Viltrumites is easy. Just teleport them inside a black hole's range. It's retards trying to fight them what gets them killed
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>>154032557
that's not true, remember that walking eye? and that was the day Sri Lankan Devil-Bird died
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The pilot episode literally episode 1 of venture bros. has Doc showcasing a death ray that could be scaled up to city destroying.
He would blow all the money immediately and wait until the last week to even start building it, making weapons is one of the few things he's shown to actually be competent at in regards to super science.
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He's better at inventing weapons accidentally, like his oo-ray and the fly serum. If you want real travesties out of him, aim him off-target and let him miss, hire him to make vaccines for aliens and he'll find a way to delete one of their chromosomes.
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>>154032679
I mean G.U.A.R.D.O. was a pretty straightforward murderbot and the zombie army was a straightforward successful weapon delivery, he just didn't expect zombies to radicalize and start understanding their socioeconomic situation.
He seems to do good with robots in general.
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>>154032511
>Thragg catches wind of this
>He blitzes Venture Compound ready to rip everyone in it to shreds
>Brock is ready to die knowing he is outmatched
>Somehow Brock is able to fight Thragg to a standstill, but not actually damage him in any meaningful way
>Thragg is amused, but also confused as to why he's not just killing Brock outright
>Thragg leaves asking so many questions
>Next episode Thragg is outside Mark's house asking to talk to him.
>Thragg asks Mark what these new feelings are that he is having for what Thragg deems a lesser lifeform
>Mark wonders if Thragg might be gay.
>Thragg realizes that yes he may indeed be in love with this Brock Samson creature
>Thragg spends a whole episode heaping gifts and tributes of love to Brock
>Eventually Brock has to politely turn Thragg down
>Rather than just decide to destroy the planet, Thragg flies back to the moon crying
>Next time we see Thragg, he is in his private chambers watching Lifetime movies and getting fat eating tubs of ice cream
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>>154032511
Lol. He blows the money in a week and asks for more
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>>154032629
Yeah rusty made a MINIATURE death ray.
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>>154033081
Well yeah it was a model for demonstration, the real thing was going to be regular death ray sized.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2e2-sylF7M
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>>154032511
With invincible writing in effect, any sea salt contingency will fail because no one except a handful of Kirkman's tankie self-inserts, who figure out something as simple as "blow them up from the inside", are allowed to outsmart the flying brick ubermensch.
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>>154033179
Internal attacks work?
Good thing he has nanobots (admittedly invented by Jonas Jr.) ready to go.
He could just take over their body entirely.
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>>154032915
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>>154032511
This >>154032546, as Dr Venture is your classic liberal minded mad scientists only cares if he achieves the goal that would kill Viltrumites even with the possibility that it'll still kill all human life as we know it. Being so close to the same genome DNA wise, he would just cut corners and capitalize on the easy solution for his contractual obligations.
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>>154032511
Considering Rusty built a teleporter for much cheaper than Cecil's tech that can also telefrag I think they'd just scale that tech up and turn it into darts somehow.
>hit a viltrumite with a dart
>teleports away their arm
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>>154032915
A single white tear fell down my leg
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>>154032915
Then play this after he flies off:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kijpcUv-b8M
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>>154032915
Is this due to Thragg's misunderstanding of male friendship ala GoB and Tony Wonder?
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Yes, but only by accident.

For instance, Doc tries to make some kind of laser which doesn't work at all, but by coincidence the sweatshop workers that he got to make the laser parts contracted a deadly virus from the hazardous components which ends up infecting and killing all the Viltrumites.

Go Team Venture.
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>>154032511
Knowing Dr.Venture, this weapon would not only kill a Viltrumite, but literally everyone else on the planet.
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>>154032511
He wastes all the money and pitches the same laser as the pilot episode
It can kill them just very slowly
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>>154032511
Just put them in the pleasure machine
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>>154032511
He comes up with having Brock kill them. It works.
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>>154032915
Can you imagine if thragg is in love with a viltrmite that happens to look nearly like brock?
I can see that being an interesting after credits of an episode, and somehow brock is a little weirded out but accepts it for what it is, then it turns into a argument of specific color Brock’s tanned skin is.
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How fucked is a Viltrumite if they encounter this guy?
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>>154032629
The ooo-ray was not a death ray it had plenty of peaceful applications
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>>154032511
>Rusty: I have created a global field generator that negates the functionality of the occipital lobe of higher sapient lifeforms.
>Cecil: What happens if it gets turned off or destroyed?
>Rusty: Oh no, this sucker's effects are permanent. No worries!
>Cecil: So you made a weapon that will blind everyone, everywhere, forever?
>Rusty: Well, obviously you gotta get your GDA skunk works to make it into a deployable bomb and drop it on Krypton or Eternia or wherever.
>Cecil: All the Viltrumites are on Earth!
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>>154038038
Yeah like stopping an actual alien invasion to maintain interstellar peace.
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>>154032511
Yes. He would just teleport them to some hellish abyss. I mean we know he can do that and the Viltrumites were actually entirely vulnerable to that in the series.



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