Arkham Asylum must offer one hell of a paycheck and 401k to justify putting up with this shit.
>>154034980minimum wage but monthly lottery to win ivy's panties
>>154035035Aren't they tainted with spores from her vagina? Don't come crying to me if you got mushrooms growing out of you after.
with all the technology in the DCU there's no reason Arkham can't simply be moved to some kind of pocket dimension or ten thousand miles below ground and staffed with robots
>>154035145With what budget, genius?
>>154035342Get that billionaire asshole Wayne to fund it. We all know he's bankrolling Batman and all his flashy expensive toys. Why fund a guy to catches them over and over again instead of using the money to actually keep them locked up?
>>154035342Could they sell the rights to Luthor Corp? Im sure he would conduct experiments on the inmates that ultimately would help the rest of mankind
>>154035514>Why fund a guy to catches them over and over again instead of using the money to actually keep them locked up?You know how rich guys are, they're always looking for weird-ass entertainment.
>>154035579>5 Lexcoins have been deposited in your account.
They probably have a sweet health and insurance package with how many guards get routinely maimed or killed all the time.
>>154034980They just have to be as crazy as the inmates, but morally good***
>>154034980Seems to me this guy is pretty cool.
>>154035145Was there ever any type of story in Batman about simply giving the patients of Arkham medication like SSRIs? That's how most mental institutions work these days, they are really just there to hold patients and give them medication and hope that medication works. Arkham Asylum seems to work based on how mental institutions worked in the 1950s. There is a reason why Reagan shut down so many of these institutions.
>>154037806>There is a reason why Reagan shut down so many of these institutions.Greed? Stupidity? Sociopathy?
>>154035342Sell prisoner ass. You know how many people would fuck joker?
>>154038573And get STD's ?He's disgusting overall
>>154034980You'd be surprised by some of the pay packages for psychiatric hospitals, usually the higher the risk the better the paygrade, though honestly it's a nasty career path long term with what you have to put up with.>>154037806>Was there ever any type of story in Batman about simply giving the patients of Arkham medication like SSRIs?>That's how most mental institutions work these days, they are really just there to hold patients and give them medication and hope that medication worksI thought high security psychiatric units still exist in the US? Inpatient units prioritize in community service and discharge but as soon as you have a criminal comviction and considered a high security risk you get 4 to 1 behind strengthened observation glass treatment.
He does it because it needs doing.
>>154034980Maybe it's more like a place you wash-out into and no other facility ever takes you again after it's in your work history
aside from that literally being John Arkham himself, it's probably the kind of thing thats like why people choose to live in Gotham, or why criminals decide to criminal in Gotham and work for psychotic clowns instead of just going to like Seattle and mugging people there. at some level they're all a little bit retarded and built with that Gotham Grindset
Protestant work ethic.
>>154034980>>154035145Notice how the Preptime™ is only ever used against Batman's friends and team mates.He never, ever uses it against criminal that should be much more easier to handle than Flash, Wonder Woman or a Green Lantern.
>>154034980Quick reminder that some of the female inmates whore themselves out, Magpie will fuck you for a literal shard of glass. Hopefully you're a supervillain so you can bribe a guard with some of your gear.
>>154039384Yeah he does, what the fuck do you call tossing freezing grenades or using sonic shit to neutralize clayface or wearing a gasmask fighting Scarecrow. Other than that you can literally just punch half of them in the face.
>>154035145They already tried this in both Marvel and DC it was called the negative zone prison and Salvation Run. They all ended horribly because it turns out pocket dimensions and other planets in this universe are often inhabited by terrible things.Also there's the Phantom Zone which is currently being used now after DCKO and the variety of supermax prisons that are sometimed underwater.
>>154039673>I have some widgets that I sometimes use, mostly forget about them, that doesn't completely incapacitate my regular ennemies, I have to struggle against them.>I have god-tiers supertech that is able to obliterate the most powerful beings in the universeSomehow, Batfags think it's coherent.
