Did you ever order the Who-Cakes?
>>154035113Diabeetus on a plate.
>>154035113DIABEEETUSSSS
>>154035134>>154035135You only get diabeetus if you eat something like that more than on a monthly basis. AND don't exercise.
>>154035154I know you're a filthy fucking dentist trying to trick me into eating that so you can charge an ungodly amount for teeth cleaning you don't fool me muthafucka
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>>154035191What are you, an anti-dentite?
>>154035214The dental jewery will not get my sweet sweet dosh.
>>154035113Jesus Christ it's horrifying every time I see it
>>154035113I did. I got this and the green eggs and ham with my mom when I was a kid when IHOP was doing that shit. Fuck you I liked it.
>>154035113Holy shitYes I did. I went to IHOP a long time ago and had this abomination. It still gets brought up to this day. It was pretty good
>>154035113That's for more than one person, right?
>>154035113Nah. And I'm usually a "drench it in syrup" kinda guy when it comes to pancakes but thats a lot even for me.
>>154035113this looks like if a cat puked on pancakes
>>154035214Not that guy, but the old dentist I've been going too for years retired recently, and he always told me I had very good teeth that rarely needed any work. But as soon as I switched to the new guy I started going to he was immediately like "Oh yeah, you've got like $3000 worth of problems that need to be taken care of before its too late, but we can fix them all right now if you want."
>>154037924Take your cat to the vet if it's puke looks like that.
/co/ food?I ate one of these in high school.It is both the most delicious and most disgusting thing I have ever eaten.I'm genuinely afraid I could have become addicted and heart attack at any moment.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pzWae0FNqvw
>>154035113>Yah know, (maximum goyslop) for KIDS!
>>154035191actually the only thing here of any potential danger to your teeth is the pancakes. Sugar washes right off with saliva, but starch can stickactually that lollipop has a good chance of sticking to teeth too.God I love those candy-coated chocolate chips, I'd enjoy normal pancakes with those, maybe even added to the batter so the coating melts a little and the cakes become rainbowy. and then maybe apricot syrup on top, and a bit of mascarpone or something.
>>154035113It's like when an 400 lb clown shits in front of your door to challenge for territory
>>154036754those are pretty tiny pancakes.>>154038033I need an entire cooking youtube channel where I reformat foods into more easily bitten formats. I'd call it like, EZ Bites. or something.In this case, make me a nice wide, flat donut, and a wide, flat burger patty.. yknow, so it's a fucking sandwich and not a pile of bullshit. all food should be flaaaat and ideally also narrow, so it fits in your mouth.>154038335do you even know what you're talking about anymore, or do you just cash Putin's checks and move on
>>154037933That's pretty common. Dentistry involves a lot of discretion and the difference between "yeah we should drill out that cavity and put in a filling" and "fuck it, come back in six months and we'll see how it's doing" isn't particularly dogmatic.
>>154035910Food coloring won't hurt you, anon. Go have another round of it for nostalgia and good memories.
>>154035113I love architecture.
>>154038033I'd take a few bites but nothing more out of fear for my health.
>>154035113GOD no
