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>>154038533Limitless Jaxbark lamentations.Everlasting GummiGOD conquest.How's your medicine, Jaxxyboy? It's bitter, isn't it? Get used to it! Ha!
jax ded lmao
hi
Let's go! Tomorrow is movie day. Gotta shower and shave before I go but I'm ready. Let's see if it was worth it for goose to suck that dick and eat some shit to get it on the big screen.
>>154038549TRVKE
she gummi on my goo til I crikey
>>154038533Wait until bump limit you fuck.
>>154038615would anyone not have sex with Jax?
Unlimited genocide against FunnyBunnyfags
>>154038623hi zooble
i saw this image the other day and thhought everybody should see it too
>>154038623IM GOING TO SLEEP AND I ALWAYS MAKE THE THREADS
>>154038634I LIKE CAINE'S THREADS
>>154038633>Jax, you constantly get surrounded but sexy women throwing themselves at you, but i've never seen you hit on any one them, why is that?
QOTT: Without getting too weird, would (You) fuck any of the voice actors or actresses from the show if possible?
Ragatha cuddling
>>154038634I'm also the thread guy, you could've waited your turn.
>>154038645did you not see the panel lineup picture that was posted here before?
>>154038650My bad
Predict the box office numbers.
>>154038645ragatha's english voice actor of course! and i would politely ask if she could do "the voice" (she knows which one)
What time are the first showings? So we know when to expect the first unspoiled reactions (and reactions to trolls spoiling the movie)
>>154038642well, why is that?
EHHHHHHH? Pomni, You're paying Caine a HUNDRED million digital dollars to paralyze me and then you're going to put me in the corner of our bedroom like a mannequin while he creampies you? And you're going to pay him a HUNDRED million digital dollars each time you FEEL like it to do this? And you're going to be spending MY REAL SELF'S money!? You're humiliating ME with money out of my own WAGESLAVE POCKET?! And once you've spent all of my money, you're going to send HITMEN to KILL my REAL SELF then TOSS my body into the OCEAN so you can collect the insurance money?! YABBA DABBA DOO, I LOVE BEING MARRIED!!!
>>154038645I mean... maybe? I dunno, I don't really connect the characters and their VAs like... at all in my mind, so to me they're just kind of random people.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F3TTokEwtScnew duffy video
>>154038645we did a tier list/smash or pass of them a while backmost where F but the fuckable ones were Amanda, Hawkins, Lizzie and Alex on a good day.so... those four lol
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>>154038689Is there a full collection of these saved somewhere?
Barx's ACKstraction...
>>154038699hmmmm, sorta puts things into perspective now that i think a little bit about it
Jax doesn't like women
>>154038701Almost every single one features Pomni's name and specifically "yabba dabba", fairly certain you can find most of them using that as a lead in the archives
Spoiler Alert: Jax dies of ligma
>>154038657>did you not see the panel lineup picture that was posted here before?Nope. Show it.
jax jerks off too hard he was going to invite everyone to his goon sesh in his room but he pussied out and did it alone
>>154038713>HHEEEENNNNHHWhat the fuck does that sound even mean or convey? That's the sound you make when you're trying to take a shit and you need extra force to push it out.
I want to have sex with both of these characters, sequentially and simultaneously.
kissing ragatha all over, and i mean ALL over
>>154038749i dont believe you
>since caine unexpectedly granted zoobles requests, jax hasnt left his room>no ones bothered to check on him for obvious reasons, but part of you still worries about him>that part being the part of you thats horny, and said part goes into overdrive when he opens his door in nothing but a pair of cum stained boxers, looking like hes been doing nothing but jerking off for a week>which he has>”what the fuck do you want? im busy doing what everyone else is.”>you stutter something about being worried about him, but you cant help but glance down at the bulge hes hastily hidden>he barks out a laugh>”liar. you probably just want a quick fuck. all you ladies are the same.”>he walks towards you, stupid smile on his face, and you back up till your back is against the wall>whatever he says next is lost on you, cuz hes raised his arms to pin you against the wall and the way hes positioned them…>his armpits are right next to your face and the smell of build up sweat is embarrassingly intoxicating>you involuntarily close your eyes and turn your face towards one of his pits before realizing what youre doing>terrified of his reaction, you slowly open your eyes to look at him>hes disgusted>”youre a fucking freak, anon. i knew you were the kind of bitch to be into this sort of stuff, but this? this is just embarrassing.”>”what, does this get you wet? do you want a closer look or a sniff or something?”>he clearly doesnt really know how to react to the blush on your face>”you have issues, anon. get out of here.”>you turn to power walk away, so embarrassed you wanna die, but jax calls you again.>”catch, cunt”>you see him wipe his pits with a piece of cloth before tossing it directly at your face>it fucking reeks, and it smells like him>you practically sprint back to your room with his used boxers in your hands>needless to say, the next morning you still smell like rabbit musk>jax is back to being holed up in his room
>>154038749>I saw you and your wife from across the room and I really dig your vibe
Kissing Ragatha's hooves.
>>154038761but who was wife?
>>154038734i think its supposed to be a gross nonhuman laugh
>>154038760my magnus fucking opus. youre welcome
>>154038767los dos
>>154038764Kissing her in between her legs
>>154038771write another one, if you're so great.
>>154038764Based and same.
>>154038782no im lazy
Kinger = King = the king chess pieceCaine = the king of kings (a GOD) = canines because he teeth guy and the ring master because hes running the show
Pomni and Ribbit should join forces to rape Jax and save him that way
still kinda sad the caine abel thing didnt go anywherehate bible symbolism for the sake of appearing cool and deep just cuz eva did it
ribbit moves on from jax and befriends pomni and they both just forget all about that loser
>>154038760a companion piece?
>>154038812I'm sorry, but Pomni and Ribbit are the most straight girls in the whole world, that's the only way to explain why someone like Jax would appeal to them so much
>>154038814a shameless ripoff/spiritual successor if anything
>>154038818i never said they'd get together I said theyd become bestiessisters before sissies.
>>154038820the fuck kind of name is that
>zooble read my comic
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>>154038829scroll up a lil. see that wall of text? thats my shameless armpit porn
>>154038832I met a guy who was into armpits, he got off by smelling my armpits and having my dick ram into his gooch. weird dude
>>154038832no.... you dont say..... that was you?
I have one questiondo you pee while standing or sitting?
>>154038847shocking i know. it might be hard to believe to some
>>154038689Jax said this
>>154038853i sit, but i face the tank so i can rest my arms on it and shitpost
it's comforting to know that Caine enabling the SEX UPDATE means he can also enable the PISS UPDATEpissing's back on the table, boys! golden showers for everyone <3 <3
>>154038853My first piss of the day has a 50% chance to spray all over the place so I sit for that one.
Not into armpits or jaxsex but one thing i like to do when writing here is to use J: For each character so its easy to know who it is, likeC: caine is speaking now.J: now its jax.
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>>154038880
>>154038869>caine enables the sex update>but not masturbation update or genitals >just featureless crotch rubbing>Jax is freaked out by this and refuses to take part>ragatha and pomni try it but... neither of them are gay, it feels weird.>jax, who didn't abstract becasue that was dumb, can't get through a sentence without zooble interrupting him and telling him nobody is going to fuck him>he's not even asking people, he knows that>pomni and ragatha knock on his door, together, they can get through this
JaxLelouchEren
>>154038889all virgins and probably homosexuals
>>154038831Did they put them in fat order?
>>154038889All died virgins
>>154038888Jax wouldn't do that, he'd put peanut butter on his dickless crotch and stand there while bubble licked it off.
>>154038894>>154038903At least Lelouch was brought back to life in the movies, and now he spends eternity fucking C.C.
>>154038831Who's who?
>>154038905maybe Jax grows a dick when he holds his breath. that's why he doesn't want anyone else to know. he gets a pinnochio boner
>>154038712IRL Jax seems to have a girlfriend. Jax just doesn't like women who remind him of his mom (it is very easy for a woman to remind him of his mom)
>>154038831Good Lord
>>154038910One Piece flashbacksI miss that schizo man. He was right about everything.
IT'S THE FISH HAT AGAIN!
Bros I’m fucking scared, two people ordered seats a seat across from me when I chose a little corner to be in, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I DONT WANT TO SIT NEXT TO ANYBODY!!!!
>>154038874you know when i was spamming my ragafics in these threads, i was trying my damndest to just make each and every character sound (or read) like their respective character. that way i could potentially avoid any out of character situation but it was hard to write pomni since she is practically a blank slate unless prompted by jax
I WANT TO TIE POMNI TO A CHAIR AND FORCE HER TO WATCH HOW MY OC SAVES JAX AND MAKE BABIES WITH HIM
>>154038910interviewer, kinger, rags, gangle, caine, idfk (not jax tho), zooble
>>154038923why because he sat next to one?
>>154038866>>154038872uhhhhh yikes
>>154038937Jax* Kovach cut his hair.Kinger was NOT in this panel.
>>154038923bro could've pulled a chrischan if he stuck around after maybe murdering her
>>154038937Kinger's hot
Sucking on Pomnis clitoris
>>154038929I never tried to write as pomni except when fun posting none of the characters are very particularly difficult for me to draw tho
>>154038853I sit because I don't like giving up a free hand just to aim. I'd rather do something productive like post on /co/ during that time.
>>154038943>>154038950Correction, Jax is hot. If that's Ashley all the way at the other end no fucking wonder he left her holy shit. Her bunsona's cute tho.
>>154038853I sit because im the one tha cleans my bathroom
>>154038907>but death is irreversible!!!!!!!!!!
>>154038943i am choosing not to believe you because the last time i saw Kovach he was a balloon animal
kovach is pretty hot when you look at him with cut hair and from very far away and also from a blurry picture and also if you squint your eyes a littlehe is pretty hot like that
WE HAVE TO COLLECT THE DRAGON BALLS
>>154038953dont summon him
>>154038962he still is but now he looks a little like mr beast
>>154038831https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lhKXdYYn4s
>>154038968...summon? Summon who?
>>154038937>idfk (not jax tho)Dave Capdevielle, one of the writers. He must have ate Kinger.
>>154038978i thought that was orbsman because he is kind of orby
>>154038978Maybe he has a map that will lead us to Kinger.
Jax... I know you raped and caused Ragatha to abstract but I can still fix you! Please listen to me!
>>154038978bro looks like live action casting for the Fudge>>154038969i see... breaking up with ashley is paying dividends, it seems
>>154038992>why didn't you rape ME?
>>154038926Kek
>>154038972>>154038968A-are you not going to say who i was summoning???
>>154038992Have you heard of jax?he makes you abstracteverything is his fault only he has agencyand he killed his momwell not really butimagine if he did he would just suck
>>154039004who would be more embarrassed by their relationship?
>>154038998him...
>>154039008actually, thinking about it, zooble would be the most embarrassed at seeing this
alright, i'm gonna say it. it's a cowardly shit ass writing choice to not clarify whether Jax actually killed his momhe gets to be sad and moody about "what if i did" and all the retarded jaxfags get to be like "what if he didn't? we don't know for sure!!!1!!"
>>154039004zooble would be grossed out that pomni could stoop this lowgangle would feel really really really weirdkinger wouldnt careragatha would be worrying every single second until pomni eventually abstracted
>>154039018The fact that his real-life counterpart isn't in prison makes it pretty obvious that he didn't kill her
>>154039028leeroy jenkins ran away from the long arm of the law no cap fr ong