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>>154038533
Limitless Jaxbark lamentations.
Everlasting GummiGOD conquest.

How's your medicine, Jaxxyboy? It's bitter, isn't it? Get used to it! Ha!

jax ded lmao

hi

Let's go! Tomorrow is movie day. Gotta shower and shave before I go but I'm ready. Let's see if it was worth it for goose to suck that dick and eat some shit to get it on the big screen.

>>154038549
TRVKE

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she gummi on my goo til I crikey

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>>154038533
Wait until bump limit you fuck.

>>154038615
would anyone not have sex with Jax?

Unlimited genocide against FunnyBunnyfags

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>>154038623
hi zooble

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i saw this image the other day and thhought everybody should see it too

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>>154038623
IM GOING TO SLEEP AND I ALWAYS MAKE THE THREADS

>>154038634
I LIKE CAINE'S THREADS

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>>154038633
>Jax, you constantly get surrounded but sexy women throwing themselves at you, but i've never seen you hit on any one them, why is that?

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QOTT: Without getting too weird, would (You) fuck any of the voice actors or actresses from the show if possible?

Ragatha cuddling

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>>154038634
I'm also the thread guy, you could've waited your turn.

>>154038645
did you not see the panel lineup picture that was posted here before?

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>>154038650
My bad

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Predict the box office numbers.

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>>154038645
ragatha's english voice actor of course! and i would politely ask if she could do "the voice" (she knows which one)

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What time are the first showings? So we know when to expect the first unspoiled reactions (and reactions to trolls spoiling the movie)

>>154038642
well, why is that?

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EHHHHHHH? Pomni, You're paying Caine a HUNDRED million digital dollars to paralyze me and then you're going to put me in the corner of our bedroom like a mannequin while he creampies you? And you're going to pay him a HUNDRED million digital dollars each time you FEEL like it to do this? And you're going to be spending MY REAL SELF'S money!? You're humiliating ME with money out of my own WAGESLAVE POCKET?! And once you've spent all of my money, you're going to send HITMEN to KILL my REAL SELF then TOSS my body into the OCEAN so you can collect the insurance money?! YABBA DABBA DOO, I LOVE BEING MARRIED!!!

>>154038645
I mean... maybe? I dunno, I don't really connect the characters and their VAs like... at all in my mind, so to me they're just kind of random people.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F3TTokEwtSc
new duffy video

>>154038645
we did a tier list/smash or pass of them a while back
most where F but the fuckable ones were Amanda, Hawkins, Lizzie and Alex on a good day.
so... those four lol

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>>154038679

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>>154038689
Is there a full collection of these saved somewhere?

Barx's ACKstraction...

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>>154038699
hmmmm, sorta puts things into perspective now that i think a little bit about it

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Jax doesn't like women

>>154038701
Almost every single one features Pomni's name and specifically "yabba dabba", fairly certain you can find most of them using that as a lead in the archives

Spoiler Alert: Jax dies of ligma

>>154038657
>did you not see the panel lineup picture that was posted here before?
Nope. Show it.

jax jerks off too hard he was going to invite everyone to his goon sesh in his room but he pussied out and did it alone

>>154038713
>HHEEEENNNNHH
What the fuck does that sound even mean or convey? That's the sound you make when you're trying to take a shit and you need extra force to push it out.

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I want to have sex with both of these characters, sequentially and simultaneously.

kissing ragatha all over, and i mean ALL over

>>154038749
i dont believe you

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>since caine unexpectedly granted zoobles requests, jax hasnt left his room
>no ones bothered to check on him for obvious reasons, but part of you still worries about him
>that part being the part of you thats horny, and said part goes into overdrive when he opens his door in nothing but a pair of cum stained boxers, looking like hes been doing nothing but jerking off for a week
>which he has
>”what the fuck do you want? im busy doing what everyone else is.”
>you stutter something about being worried about him, but you cant help but glance down at the bulge hes hastily hidden
>he barks out a laugh
>”liar. you probably just want a quick fuck. all you ladies are the same.”
>he walks towards you, stupid smile on his face, and you back up till your back is against the wall
>whatever he says next is lost on you, cuz hes raised his arms to pin you against the wall and the way hes positioned them…
>his armpits are right next to your face and the smell of build up sweat is embarrassingly intoxicating
>you involuntarily close your eyes and turn your face towards one of his pits before realizing what youre doing
>terrified of his reaction, you slowly open your eyes to look at him
>hes disgusted
>”youre a fucking freak, anon. i knew you were the kind of bitch to be into this sort of stuff, but this? this is just embarrassing.”
>”what, does this get you wet? do you want a closer look or a sniff or something?”
>he clearly doesnt really know how to react to the blush on your face
>”you have issues, anon. get out of here.”
>you turn to power walk away, so embarrassed you wanna die, but jax calls you again.
>”catch, cunt”
>you see him wipe his pits with a piece of cloth before tossing it directly at your face
>it fucking reeks, and it smells like him
>you practically sprint back to your room with his used boxers in your hands
>needless to say, the next morning you still smell like rabbit musk
>jax is back to being holed up in his room

>>154038749
>I saw you and your wife from across the room and I really dig your vibe

Kissing Ragatha's hooves.

>>154038761
but who was wife?

>>154038734
i think its supposed to be a gross nonhuman laugh

>>154038760
my magnus fucking opus. youre welcome

>>154038767
los dos

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>>154038764
Kissing her in between her legs

>>154038771
write another one, if you're so great.

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>>154038764
Based and same.

>>154038782
no im lazy

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Kinger = King = the king chess piece
Caine = the king of kings (a GOD) = canines because he teeth guy and the ring master because hes running the show

Pomni and Ribbit should join forces to rape Jax and save him that way

still kinda sad the caine abel thing didnt go anywhere
hate bible symbolism for the sake of appearing cool and deep just cuz eva did it

ribbit moves on from jax and befriends pomni and they both just forget all about that loser

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>>154038760
a companion piece?

>>154038812
I'm sorry, but Pomni and Ribbit are the most straight girls in the whole world, that's the only way to explain why someone like Jax would appeal to them so much

>>154038814
a shameless ripoff/spiritual successor if anything

>>154038818
i never said they'd get together I said theyd become besties
sisters before sissies.

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>>154038820
the fuck kind of name is that

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>zooble read my comic

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>>154038722

>>154038829
scroll up a lil. see that wall of text? thats my shameless armpit porn

>>154038832
I met a guy who was into armpits, he got off by smelling my armpits and having my dick ram into his gooch. weird dude

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>>154038832
no.... you dont say..... that was you?

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I have one question
do you pee while standing or sitting?

>>154038847
shocking i know. it might be hard to believe to some

>>154038689
Jax said this

>>154038853
i sit, but i face the tank so i can rest my arms on it and shitpost

it's comforting to know that Caine enabling the SEX UPDATE means he can also enable the PISS UPDATE

pissing's back on the table, boys! golden showers for everyone <3 <3

>>154038853
My first piss of the day has a 50% chance to spray all over the place so I sit for that one.

Not into armpits or jaxsex but one thing i like to do when writing here is to use
J:
For each character so its easy to know who it is, like
C: caine is speaking now.
J: now its jax.

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>>154038533

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>>154038880

>>154038869
>caine enables the sex update
>but not masturbation update or genitals
>just featureless crotch rubbing
>Jax is freaked out by this and refuses to take part
>ragatha and pomni try it but... neither of them are gay, it feels weird.
>jax, who didn't abstract becasue that was dumb, can't get through a sentence without zooble interrupting him and telling him nobody is going to fuck him
>he's not even asking people, he knows that
>pomni and ragatha knock on his door, together, they can get through this

Jax
Lelouch
Eren

>>154038889
all virgins and probably homosexuals

>>154038831
Did they put them in fat order?

>>154038889
All died virgins

>>154038888
Jax wouldn't do that, he'd put peanut butter on his dickless crotch and stand there while bubble licked it off.

>>154038894
>>154038903
At least Lelouch was brought back to life in the movies, and now he spends eternity fucking C.C.

>>154038831
Who's who?

>>154038905
maybe Jax grows a dick when he holds his breath. that's why he doesn't want anyone else to know. he gets a pinnochio boner

>>154038712
IRL Jax seems to have a girlfriend. Jax just doesn't like women who remind him of his mom (it is very easy for a woman to remind him of his mom)

>>154038831
Good Lord

>>154038910
One Piece flashbacks
I miss that schizo man. He was right about everything.

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IT'S THE FISH HAT AGAIN!

Bros I’m fucking scared, two people ordered seats a seat across from me when I chose a little corner to be in, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I DONT WANT TO SIT NEXT TO ANYBODY!!!!

>>154038874
you know when i was spamming my ragafics in these threads, i was trying my damndest to just make each and every character sound (or read) like their respective character. that way i could potentially avoid any out of character situation but it was hard to write pomni since she is practically a blank slate unless prompted by jax

I WANT TO TIE POMNI TO A CHAIR AND FORCE HER TO WATCH HOW MY OC SAVES JAX AND MAKE BABIES WITH HIM

>>154038910
interviewer, kinger, rags, gangle, caine, idfk (not jax tho), zooble

>>154038923
why because he sat next to one?

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>>154038866
>>154038872
uhhhhh yikes

>>154038937
Jax* Kovach cut his hair.
Kinger was NOT in this panel.

>>154038923
bro could've pulled a chrischan if he stuck around after maybe murdering her

>>154038937
Kinger's hot

Sucking on Pomnis clitoris

>>154038929
I never tried to write as pomni except when fun posting none of the characters are very particularly difficult for me to draw tho

>>154038853
I sit because I don't like giving up a free hand just to aim. I'd rather do something productive like post on /co/ during that time.

>>154038943
>>154038950
Correction, Jax is hot. If that's Ashley all the way at the other end no fucking wonder he left her holy shit. Her bunsona's cute tho.

>>154038853
I sit because im the one tha cleans my bathroom

>>154038907
>but death is irreversible!!!!!!!!!!

>>154038943
i am choosing not to believe you because the last time i saw Kovach he was a balloon animal

kovach is pretty hot when you look at him with cut hair and from very far away and also from a blurry picture and also if you squint your eyes a little
he is pretty hot like that

WE HAVE TO COLLECT THE DRAGON BALLS

>>154038953
dont summon him

>>154038962
he still is but now he looks a little like mr beast

>>154038831
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lhKXdYYn4s

>>154038968
...summon? Summon who?

>>154038937
>idfk (not jax tho)
Dave Capdevielle, one of the writers. He must have ate Kinger.

>>154038978
i thought that was orbsman because he is kind of orby

>>154038978
Maybe he has a map that will lead us to Kinger.

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Jax... I know you raped and caused Ragatha to abstract but I can still fix you! Please listen to me!

>>154038978
bro looks like live action casting for the Fudge

>>154038969
i see... breaking up with ashley is paying dividends, it seems

>>154038992
>why didn't you rape ME?

>>154038926
Kek

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>>154038972
>>154038968
A-are you not going to say who i was summoning???

>>154038992
Have you heard of jax?
he makes you abstract
everything is his fault only he has agency
and he killed his mom
well not really but
imagine if he did he would just suck

>>154039004
who would be more embarrassed by their relationship?

>>154038998
him...

>>154039008
actually, thinking about it, zooble would be the most embarrassed at seeing this

alright, i'm gonna say it. it's a cowardly shit ass writing choice to not clarify whether Jax actually killed his mom

he gets to be sad and moody about "what if i did" and all the retarded jaxfags get to be like "what if he didn't? we don't know for sure!!!1!!"

>>154039004
zooble would be grossed out that pomni could stoop this low
gangle would feel really really really weird
kinger wouldnt care
ragatha would be worrying every single second until pomni eventually abstracted

>>154039018
The fact that his real-life counterpart isn't in prison makes it pretty obvious that he didn't kill her

>>154039028
leeroy jenkins ran away from the long arm of the law no cap fr ong

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>>154039028
This, Caine would have probably seen an article showing she died

>>154039047
>>154039028
proving that Jax's issues were caused by Caine, the real villain

>Ragatha lost the one thing that made her unique because Jax also has issues with his mom
Why does Goose hate her so much?

>>154039067
Isn't that heavily implied when Kinger figures out Caine made Scratch abstract?

>>154039018
Why? If killer her or not it doesnt matter it affects him like he did

>>154039018
When in doubt just assume the worst of Jax. It'll usually be right.

>>154039071
but still ,Jax is the only character with agency and is responsible for every bad thing ever

>>154039073
>>154039072
see?

>>154039079
???* im saying the reality you dumbass, it doesnt matter if his mother died or not, it still affects him psychologically like she did
I hate you characterfags that think every mention of your favorite character that is even slightly negative is some kind of insult to their existence, Jesus Christ

>>154039091
why did vro capitalize her favorite palestinian legend

is IRL Ragatha from the show engaged with or dating someone? Because that should be me.

Stop posting for 5 minutes

>>154038853
depends on how i'm feeling at the time

>>154039108
it is you. she's waiting outside for you right now!

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My beau-tuna-ful son.

>>154038853
I sit
It's more comfortable that way

So Jax was Pinoy all along? What a twist

>>154038853
if it's at home then I sit but if it's at somewhere else then I stand

>>154039138
i sit everywhere, including the urinals, and they even give you a cake!

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the final part of chapter 3 is complete

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>>154039146

my god damn hair... a few hours after i shower and i look like alan fucking moore without the beard

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>>154039149
Alan moore please sign my pomni funko pop dressed as Batman

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>>154039157
heh
but yeah fuck jax glad that piece of shit is dead

>>154039157
zooble wasnt made to suffer....

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>>154039165
fuccccccc
thanks for showing me that, fixed

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Is irl Jax also a cuck?

>>154039130
he is my nega (term of endearment)

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>>154039176
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fixed again

>>154038926
Look how happy xhe is!

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>>154039191
>xhe

What would Pomni and Ribbit talk about?

>>154039185
glad to know im not the only one this happens to sometimes

>>154038694
>no one's attracted to Michael

>>154039245
with the lights off, and that voice...

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they didn't even try to hide it

>>154039223
About Jax. That's all their characters are for after all. Specially Ribbit

>>154039258
I hope this means they will retcon the hell out of it with a remake where they write a consistent story and it has more gayness

>>154039258
They didn't really do a good job of pulling it off though. Why are there Ribbit hands reaching for Pomni, who never interacted with Ribbit and who's only exposure to Ribbit is in the form of seeing Jax's memories?
Why is Pomni facing the camera at all? Poor composition really.

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>>154039018
I don't think anyone here would blame Jax for what he did to his mother if his account of the night was true.

What we blame him for is being a bully that makes everyone else's life miserable. Trauma sucks but as soon as you start making it everyone else's problem you lose all sympathy rights.

Not to mention what he did to poor Ribbit. This girl was an angel. Jax deserved worse than what he got.

>>154039258
Obvious reference is obvious

I NEED Pomni. Pass the controller, cuckdog.

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yoink

>>154039289
+1 like

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>>154039185
DAMMIT JAX

>>154039258
why would they try to hide a reference?

>>154039018
Are you dumb? Obviously she was fine, he didn't get caught before entering the circus and his outside counterpart is doing fine. The point is that Jax's instinct to flee from any and all consequences ended up with him stuck in limbo of never knowing and going crazy, when everything would have been fine if he'd just confronted it, same with how he ran away from Ribbit when everything would have been fine, and Pomni, and killed himself right before the circus became a utopia

Pomni and Ragatha failed Jax, the soul of the circus.

>>154039321
Nah. Jax failed himself. Pomni and Ragatha were nothing but supportive. The simple truth is you can't help someone who won't help themselves.

I wish someone would touch my butt (in a text form) with a Ragatha image attached to the post

>>154039321
Jax simply fumbled. You don't know all the things I would do to Pomni or let her do to me if she wanted me as badly as she wanted Jax. I would hold hands with her all night or let her tie my cock into different balloon animals. I would lick every inch of her flat chest. That fabulous flat chest. That wonderful washboard. That perfect plank. Her thin body is terrific. Don't get ne started on those shark teeth. It's a dangerous erotic zone. Pomni is the soul of the circus and has captured my cock and heart.

Goose failed Jax

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Jax's Amazing Digital Vacation
https://archiveofourown.gay/works/66743944/chapters/172217125
the last chapter (12) ends tonight, after which I will sleep like a baby
Now that the entire thing is written, I'll probably be uploading every weekend. From the time of posting the Skyrim chapter on 5/26 (half of it was ready for a while), my ballpark estimate guess of words written between then and now is somewhere around 24,378. Reason being: I'm pretty sure a Jax centric fic is going to be hard to write after I see episode 9. So I had to curl my fingers around my cheeks and shit extra fast.
My endeavor of trying to finish this in a week after starting this shitpost a year ago is clowning of the highest order. At one point I wrote about 6,000 words and change in a single day over multiple morning and evening writing sessions. (The Naughty Bear chapter was easy to write.)
Anyway, I hope the movie is good. My prediction is that Jax does a flip.