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>>154039180
Libtards get the firing squad against the wall.

You browse plebbit?

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>>154039180
XD

>>154039180
Epic… dare I say, new meme?

>>154039180
This gave me aids

>>154039180
Why are these people incapable of emoting like normal humans? It's always "INHALE", "MMMM...", "OH, THAT'S NOT..." and passive aggressively pretending nothing's wrong until they can talk behind your back.

>>154039180
No real point I saying you’re bi if you exclusively fuck one person. Honestly I would see it as a red flag.

>>154039463
What if there's another women in the relationship that she has sex with and the husband is too much of a cuck and a wet blanket so he just lets it happen?

>>154039438
Drama. They live utterly mundane and boring lives so they need to try and imitate the kind of shit they see on reality tv, theater, movies, etc. which means they all have to do those hyper choreographed and overly dramatic behaviors and mannerisms to illustrate how they feel.
>and passive aggressively pretending nothing's wrong until they can talk behind your back
A mix of not wanting to come off as overtly mentally unstable and cowardice.

>>154039463
>no point saying you're both into redheads and blondes if you marry a blonde.

this thread will get 200+ replies btw

>>154039474
>Drama. They live utterly mundane and boring lives so they need to try and imitate the kind of shit they see on reality tv, theater, movies, etc. which means they all have to do those hyper choreographed and overly dramatic behaviors and mannerisms to illustrate how they feel.
I've seen this type of behavior with people with autism, even high-functioning autism. They think the way people act in media is how you're supposed to act in real life, almost like they see themselves as a fictional character. I wager a lot of these people are just autistic.

>>154039491
i can't prove it
but there is correlation between being autistic and being gay

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Lol

>>154039475
A woman can dye her hair red or wear a wig.

>>154039491
Nah, autistic people slip up eventually because they have to constantly put in the mental work to say the right thing. That's why they get constantly "exposed" as "weirdos" and shunned by the rest of the cult.

>>154039496
no wonder chuds love ai so much

>>154039497
Hi, redhead appreciator here. That's not the same. There are no natural-looking hair dyes.

>>154039469
The guy is a fag, but the situation as a whole is a tenuous one since outside of just leaving her or telling her to cut the shit you can’t really do much without getting dogpiled by retards. Normally if it were a guy you could just kick his ass.

>>154039536
Then wigs, it’s not hard and liking a variety of hair colors isn’t the same as being half gay.

>>154039463
Why? It's not like your sexual attractions just stop simply because you got married to someone who don't have that specific feature.
She could still talk about a girl she liked growing up, or how some actress is hot or whatever, like like how a straight guy can still talk about a girl he liked growing up, even though she may have looked nothing like his wife.

>>154039551
>Having more than one preference in physical attraction isn't the same as having more than one preference in physical attraction

>>154039555
Because if you like one exclusively you will always just be with that one and always be showing and exercising that attraction. While being bi and being in a relationship is basically just token shit. It’s like saying how much you like boats but do not own a boat, never go near a boat, and do not have anything to do with boats save for two boating mags you keep around the house.

>>154039555
Atop being a bitch and say she watches lesbian porn, and flicks the bean to it, I’m also bi and married but I’m not enough of a pussy that I won’t admit that I do watch the ocsionally twink get destroyed by a bear.

>>154039573
>”hey honey put on this wig” is the same as “hey honey grow a penis”

>>154039463
>exclusively

>>154039603
>vague posting
Are you trying to say they cheat/are promiscuous? Complaining about grammar? What I am not a mind reader.

>>154039463
No point in saying you're straight if you've never had sex and never will

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>>154039555
Nta, but when your married even as a straight guy it's in poor taste to openly talk about how you find other girls to be attractive. I have even had to tell one of my close gay friends currently in a troubled relationship who was gossiping at how hot some hotel receptionisg boy was that if he's paying a lot of attention to other guys like that, while hardly paying lip service or attention to his own boyfriend, that's a bad sign.

>>154039588
>Because if you like one exclusively
But she doesn't, she's Bi. She likes both, she just happens to have picked a guy to marry.
Would yo say a bi girl who happens to be with a girl is just gay?

>>154039613
Its not cheating if its an open relationship. Swingers gonna swing. Have you never been to a party before?

>>154039596
It's closer to "hey honey put on this strap-on"

>>154039617
This specifically applies to relationships if you’re not in one then there is no contradiction.

>>154039631
That’s just being a faggot with extra steps and saying that because you fuck your beard sometimes you’re not a homo.

Most of the people who say that are gays and lesbian incels.If you care about that you are as autistic as them.
Anyway the artist is retarded how weird he write dialogues

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>>154039180
Why does the girl have a receding hairline?

>>154039625
No one is in an open relationship, it's fat ugly women who friendzone a beta male (you) but you keep paying her while she tries getting chad

So you can only be bi if you marry both a man and a woman, or don't marry at all?
As soon as you marry just one you're off the council?

>>154039648
You don't advertise. Simple really. Why should it matter? You already found your life partner.

>>154039619
>But she doesn't, she's Bi. She likes both, she just happens to have picked a guy to marry
Being exclusive to one makes it meaningless. Being bi only works if you’re not in a relationship and just sleep around.
>>154039625
>Its not cheating if its an open relationship
Open relationships are just cuck shit with extra steps. Not even a relationship at that point just people who want to enjoy the social benefit of presenting that they are together without any of the actual substance of it.

>>154039654
So people who're married can't say they're straight?

>>154039677
Why would you? Your married to a man/woman lmao

>>154039677
>So people who're married can't say they're straight
In the situation being presented a person who says they like both is pointless when they are with one. So if a person is married to someone of the opposite sex saying they are straight would just be stating a fact since ultimately you would just be with that person and no one else and your attraction to them would evident. For what you said to work it would have to be someone who is with a person of the same sex.

So, this clearly isn't the "funny comics" thread, it's the "endless bitching about gays" thread

>>154039463
This is absolutely true, and it find the cope interesting.

>>154039719
It sounds more like endless bitching about someone not being gay enough.

>>154039677
The only time someone would say they're straight is if someone gay is trying to flirt with them, which would be done to affirm their commitments. Someone bragging about being bi is not the same.

>>154039712
>So if a person is married to someone of the opposite sex saying they are straight would just be stating a fact
So is the bi person. They're still bi even if they're married.

>>154039735
>Someone bragging about being bi is not the same.
Well yeah, so one should be bragging about their sexuality at all. It's not exactly a feat.

>>154039677
The implication is they are straight for their spouse.

>>154039732
of course /co/ would be mad at someone for not being gay enough

>>154039759
>So is the bi person. They're still bi even if they're married.
Why does it matter to them to make everyone aware of that fact unless it is still an option to them while committed to someone else?

>>154039759
>So is the bi person
Nope, them being in a relationship with one or the other counts that out.
>They're still bi even if they're married
Being in an exclusive relationship with either a man or a woman counts that out for reasons already stated.

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lol?

>>154039180
>Wants her cake and wants to eat it too
Type bitch.

>Schrodinger's fag: A bisexual is simultaneously both gay and straight until they make the choice of who to marry.

>>154039796
If you ask both straight and gay people, they would argee on this point.

So is she supposed to be married to two people to prove she's bisexual?

That's not the point to prove.

>>154039809
Hopefully she'll marry the end of a barrel and conclude her relationship with life.

>>154039796
Bisexuals like lesbians don't exist

>>154039809
Either that or don't get married.
If she does, she gets her license revoked.

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lol that's relatable.

>>154039826
Oi mate u got a loicensw to be a feg?

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>hetero niggas will say bisexuals are just closeted fags
>gay niggas will say bisexuals are just untrue prison gay fags
>bi niggas will say retroactively they never were gay or straight and it was just a phase
Bisexuals are trully a non-existing state of being.

>>154039840
>Normie tourist-tier furry shenanigans
When did furries let normies in?

>>154039870
2011 - 2012

There's nothing funnier than suggesting that a bisexual person lost their LGBT quirkyness is an easy rage bait, literally the punching bag of the LGBT community

>>154039849
Heterosexuals are the default, everything else is either a genetic flaw or corruption.

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>>154039875
They're just like gypsies (who take it up the butt)

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>>154039841
Ol' on a minute, dis here's a bisexual lane! U can't bring ur spouse 'ere.
I'll 'ave to fine u fo dat. It'll be 20 bob it will.

>>154039735
Well we also don’t put a beer down and say for your information I’m bi! To our in-laws.

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>>154039849
If you suggest the theory that every human on earth is actually just varying degrees of bi since gay sex is pretty much just masturbation with extra steps and ultimately what humans want is sexual pleasure regardless of who is actually delivering it (even if it's your own right hand) then everyone accuses you of being the closeted fag

>>154039882
Technically, the default is fucking everything, but our brains keep that under control with behavorial filtering. It's why savagery often leads to violent bisexual rape

>>154039618
That’s good advice, did he take it or get upset at you, I’m assuming he was smart and listened.

>>154039904
>Procreation and evolutionary biology
Hetero is the default, everything else is an aversion to the truth of the biological endpoint.

You need to at least have fucked one person of the same sex for me to believe you are bi, it's so easy to say someone looks good and go
>OMG I'm such a bisexual

>>154039916
He hasn't sadly. He's one of those people who only learns the hardway so I just try to be there for him as well as his bf so he doesn't feel neglected (my friend has skipped picking him up from work because he wanted to go out to the bar with me on more than one occousion, only for me to find out with a heated phone call between the two of them).

>>154039917
NTA but this is reductionist, even if you're heterosexual, you still derive sexual pleasure through means that don't involve procreation

>>154039875
Nah you don’t lose it, I remeber going to a wedding for my wife’s college friend and her two gay buddies and I got along great and they clearly wanted to hit me up, worked great in my advantage, got some free drinks got to talk about cartoons and other nerd shit, and the don’t you dare dip your toes in that lake angry sex I got from my wife was amazing. After the trip too I was on cloud 9 since I didn’t cheat, so I got to look like a great guy, while I was honestly manipulating the situation to my advantage.

>>154039917
This anon is technically correct

>>154039875
They would if was made as joke.
Most of those takes are gay or lesbian seething, just look when they reveal some character is bi, full of lesbian crying and some gay falseflag as alt righ to post "they turn x gay"

>>154039625
Open relationships are the scenic route to Divorce.

>>154039930
Honestly, this should simply be the standard for any sexuality.

Ayo is there a single femme womb having wymxin that isn't some kinda they/them bi lesbean that happens to be fucking penis having amabs only lmao.

>>154039942
But you only derive pleasure as a result of the biological necessity to breed in the first place

>>154039966
>But you only derive pleasure as a result of the biological necessity to breed in the first place
It can also be derived from evolutionary enforcement of dominance.

>>154039976
There is no such gene

>>154039961
This. No one in a happy marriage has it open

>>154039988
There is far less risk in raping a competitor than killing it, but the mark of dominance is still established. Pretty basic evolutuonary strategy.

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>>154039976
I feel like evolution or appeal to nature is also a bad argument. The reason gay men feel pleasure from anal sex is because it stimulates the prostate, the reason the prostate can be sexually stimulated is because it develops and splits off from your sex organs during fetal development, meaning you can just as well argue that gay sex is the result of evolution. You can argue that it's an evolutionary mistake, but in the context of evolutionary science there are no mistakes or value judgement to evolutionary consequence. It just is.

>>154039438
Raised by single-mom enablers who medicate and psyop their child into becoming a massive flaming faggots. Happened to my 2 cousins under their demon mother.

>>154040009
Thats not an evolutionary strategy anon, that's a weird fetish you have

>>154040009
>There is far less risk in raping a competitor than killing it
Unless the competitor kills you while you attempt to stick your dick in them you fucking retard.

>>154039496
Why did the guy AI generated himself as a fat balding man?

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>>154039180
We used to make fun of those kinds of 'people'.
straw man comic

>>154039463
My fiance told me she's attracted to masculinity, regardless of if they're man or woman. She basically just wants to be held.

>>154039659
Are you genuinely retarded?
Say she's married to a man but while looking at porn looks up both porn focusing on women or on men as she's attractive to both.
What then?
Do you genuinely just not understand what a bisexual person's attraction means?
Some of the niggers on this site are truly braindead as fuck I swear.
Yes some people pretend to be bi to be "special" but to say none exist is stupid.
It's like when people say all women are bi. No, most women might think another woman is pretty in the same way someone will appreciate a nice looking painting, it doesn't mean they want to fuck the painting.

>>154040104
Your fiancé is attracted to men, saying that she is into people that act like dudes is just a cope.

>>154039463
This is retarded

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Bisexuals exist. That's it.

>>154039180
I love comics like these because they tell you everything you need to know about the artist. She's a straight woman and had no problem with being that until very recently when being "bisexual" was all the rage. She claims she's into chicks but would never actually date one. Literally Rebecca Sugar

>>154040163
Dude probably jealous because he’s Asexual.

>>154040178
Bisexuals exit. That's it.

>>154039588
You're assuming a bi person hasn't been with members of both sexes and then decided to settle down with the person they love.

>>154040138
>What then
Porn brain rotting the mind, it’s like dudes jacking it to futa and saying it’s not gay because it’s a chick with a penis.
>Do you genuinely just not understand what a bisexual person's attraction means
Yeah it means someone is into both, but if they only stick with one and just tone my make references to it it’s pretty much just a larp at that point.
>Yes some people pretend to be bi to be "special" but to say none exist is stupid
No it’s just pointing out the state of reality. If you want to be bi then don’t get in a relationship, it lives and dies on that.
>the same way someone will appreciate a nice looking painting, it doesn't mean they want to fuck the painting
We are explicitly referring to sexual attraction and orientation here, I have no idea why you’re bringing this up.

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>>154040159
She says she fancies Gwendoline Christie, so take that as you will.

>>154039659
Ah, so you don't understand sexuality, got it

>>154039719
And a "I don't understand those weird bisexuals" thread

>>154040210
No just pointing out that being bi pointless if you just end up fucking one person for the rest of your life. If you fuck others prior that just ends up being what is known as a phase.

>>154040181
Is ya'll a finna sayin she a basic bitch that's so basic she gunna pretend she not like every other girl by acting like every other girl? baka senpai desu senpai y'all need to have sex insel yall

>>154040227
>lose argument
>"you don't understand"
Are you female?

>>154040163
How? Because you don’t me saying how you’re not special?

>>154039180
Why is he naked?

>>154040253
if a xie a finna a gunna a be famele den a she a finna a gunna a say ya'll is insel y'all o algo.

>>154040190
Now that I don't believe in. "Asexuals" just have low libido.

>>154040262
That's her husband. He's talking about himself in the third person. He's naked because they were about to have sex until she killed the mood

>>154040267
I once met a woman calling herself an asexual when I was deployed. She was pretty hot so I get the feeling that she wasn't and she just said that to ward off the hundreds of suitors she must've been getting every day.

>>154040222
>She says she fancies Gwendoline Christie, so take that as you will
She fancies Brienne of Tarth. Gwen is not masculine the character she plays is. And she only fancies her because of that specific key attribute and you said so yourself.
>>154040227
>Ah, so you don't understand sexuality, got it
I understand just fine and even gave an explanation. But you seem to be unable to give a rebuke.

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>>154040222
She likes tall blondes? I mean she’s not what I’d call a very masculine woman anon, that was a role.

>>154040267
umm that's asexual phobia. They can fuck as much as they like and still remain asexual. You lil chuddy.

>>154040216
Dude what the FUCK are you talking about? If you're bi, you can't be in an exclusive relationship? That is one of the most retarded things I've ever read

>>154040190
I’m straight, I have no clue how you would come to the conclusion that I am asexual just from that.

>>154040246
Nope

>>154040259
Never said I was. Bi people do exist, and they don't stop being attracted to both sexes after marriage.

>>154040247
Is that Cajun?

>>154040305
Oh you don’t get jokes ether, I’m mocking you for being a virgin.

>>154040281
Nope, you don't understand shit.

>>154039840
>>154040178
These aren't funny but I can respect that the art isn't lazy
I don't get the mommy one though, is it just
>Hah remember when your mom was mad at you at one point in your life
Or
>Hyena girl came back but sparkle dog lives live a pig and she got grossed out

>>154040316
That's American, you filthy ESL.

>>154040291
>Dude what the FUCK are you talking about
Can you not read? Do you need me to use smaller words for you?
>you're bi, you can't be in an exclusive relationship
Yes that is what I am arguing. Thank you for showing you’re pretending to not understand me.
>That is one of the most retarded things I've ever read
Yet you can’t argue how it’s not true.

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I thought she was panicking like she came to a sudden realization when he said that, until I read the thread.
So it's supposed to be like her winding up to tell him off?

>>154040336
Yes, the political fantasies of left-wing women usually involve them telling people off but they need to take a moment first because they have to do this so often

Irl they are always wrong

>>154040336
Nah it’s a tell him off thing, look at her shirt anon, she’s wearing that gay bisexual flag same reason pride is in those colors. It’s not a funny comic your idea could be funny, this is a statement comic.

>>154040335
I can argue that it's not true, because I'm a bisexual man married to a woman. You don't know shit

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>>154040324
It's obviously the first one. She wanted a "mommy" in the sexual dominant sense and got someone who is acting like her literal mother.

>>154040308
>Nope
I accept your concession try not to samefag next time you can’t argue all it does it make you wrong in stereo.
>Never said I was. Bi people do exist
Yet you are incensed by me calling it out. Also I never said they didn’t exist.
>they don't stop being attracted to both sexes after
Kind of pointless to say you like chicks when you’re married to a dude and can’t really do anything with it.

>>154040381
It's not pointless, it depends on the conversation. It's OK if you don't understand bisexuality, you don't have to publicly be a retard

>>154040318
>Oh you don’t get jokes ether
That wasn’t a joke, being a virgin has nothing to do with being asexual. I don’t know why you’re getting so pissy when you can’t arg- oh that’s why.
>>154040320
You say that but have yet to actually refute anything and are just bitching and complaining.

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Oh are we posting funny yet thought provoking comics?

>>154040222
But wait, she's married to you, a man... how could she find someone else attractive, a woman even? That just doesn't make sense! You're supposed to only ever be attracted to your spouse! Outrage!

>>154040406
There's nothing to refute

>>154040281
>She fancies Brienne of Tarth
No doubt, I was just using her as an example. She says she had gfs before me but I've never met them and never seen her attracted to other women in the wild. Personally I think it was a faze.

>>154040286
>She likes tall blondes?
Only if they're women apparently. She's always telling me how she's not attracted to blonde men.

>>154040401
> It's not pointless, it depends on the conversation
It doesn’t, if you say you’re into both but the spend the rest of your life with a woman then you’re effectively just went through a phase.
>It's OK if you don't understand bisexuality
I’ve said what it is multiple times. Is being a passive aggressive retard all you can do?
>you don't have to publicly be a retard
Good cause I’m not, you’re just crying because you lost.

>>154040367
>I can argue that it's not true, because I'm a bisexual man married to a woman. You don't know shit
You can’t argue though. You’re just saying I am wrong while being unable to actually address what I am saying.

>>154040446
If that was true you wouldn’t keep replying. You would not have even replied in the first place.

>>154039180
Can someone post that comic about the girl being nostalgic about the 80s and says the 80s actually suck or some shit like that

>>154040449
She is she just doesn't want to make you jealous

>>154040456
Dude. I am a bi man. I'm married to a woman. I know what I am talking about. I didn't stop also being attracted to men just because I fell in love. It's like if you're straight and married, but you jerk it to chicks of a different race, or you like muscle mommies, or whatever. Or you might stare at another chick's ass on the street. Just because you are married to one person doesn't mean you stop being attracted to other people.

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>>154040431
>You're supposed to only ever be attracted to your spouse

>>154040513
That's what is being argued in this thread

>>154040487
>I point out my own experience with being bi, refuting the argument
>YOU'RE NOT REFUTING ANYTHING THOUGH HURRRRT

Why do threads about Sinfest get deleted but these equally shitty threads about particular webcomics stay up?

>>154040512
>Dude. I am a bi man. I'm married to a woman
So the same retard who has already replied to me and has replied to my initial post multiple times? And all you can say is how I don’t understand why trying to appeal to your own authority while ignoring everything else?
>didn't stop also being attracted to men just because I fell in love
So you’re a homo who occasionally fucks your beard and needs to tell himself he goes both ways.
>It's like if you're straight and married, but you jerk it to chicks
No that’s that’s not the same. One is a matter of specific attraction to men and women and the other is a matter of just general attraction or taste. I don’t know why you keep having to resort to all this dishonest bullshit over a simple thing. If you can’t argue then stop, if you can’t accept you’re wrong and have to throw a tantrum then do it somewhere else.

>>154040559
Bisexuality is a general attraction or taste you troll.

>>154040289
Asexuals can’t even fuck off.

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>>154039463
>being married means youre exclusive
sweet summer child

>>154040336
It's a very common gripe among bisexuals that people think of them as exclusively straight or gay, depending on their current partner.
Which is, admittedly, not usually a big thing, but people can get gate-keepey about stuff like that, and it does get annoying to argue the point of your attraction and/or identity.
It is admittedly a bit lame, compared to what kinds of shit trans people get, for example.
But having to explain to ten different people separately that nothing about you changed just because your current partner is of a different sex than the last, is probably annoying. Like having to argue you still like your green shirt, even if you wear the blue one today. Over and over.
Like having to argue to Americans that European nations have issues with nuclear power that the US or Canada flat don't experience. WE DON'T HAVE DESERTS TO DUMP TOXIC SHIT IN, KEVIN! AND WE DON'T HAVE URANIUM MINES!

I think this guy is confused and angry about wanting to suck dick so he has to tell himself it was just a phase

>>154040056
AI can only do so much with source material

>>154040538
>>154040578
That’s not refuting the argument. You’re trying to appeal to your own authority and anecdotal experience on a specific matter while being unable to actually argue anything. That’s like a firefighter saying that because he puts out fires he knows fires better but cannot actually say why you should not put out a type of fire.
>Bisexuality is a general attraction or taste you troll
So you fail to argue again and have to cope and say I am trolling. Did you report me for it as well?

>>154040589
Why bother in the first place then. Dude will always end up as a wallet on legs while his spouse will get pumped by random chodes.

>>154040406
Way too defensive over a joke anon, now I really do think you’re a virgin.

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>>154040513
thats how being married works. 1 lock, 1 key

>>154040605
You're just ignoring everything I'm saying. And yes I'm using my personal experience because it proves you wrong. You just don't understand or are angry with bisexuals. It's OK if you want to get railed by a big hard dick, anon. Just think about the pulsing vein, the thick head, the cum

>>154040589
Every post trying to say I am wrong has thus far just been some retard samefagging and giving the same poorly constructed argument. Or someone doing this passive aggressive horseshit. How hard is it to defend this supposedly key aspect of your identity?
>>154040608
>Way too defensive over a joke anon, now I really do think you’re a virgin
Because it’s not a joke, you tried saying I was asexual and when I denied it you had to say it was a joke to cope. Only it didn’t make sense since being a virgin has little to do with being asexual.

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So many people in this thread who have never known love or God. I will pray for all of you.

>>154040693
lmao lil bro lost it

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>>154040657
>furfag
>praying
YIFF IN HELL

>>154039478
Almost there

>>154040647
>You're just ignoring everything I'm saying
I am directly addressing your points and what you are saying. You just have no counter. How about you calm down and come back when you’re ready to actually engage. Take 10 to 20 minutes and think about how to respond to what I am saying instead of just saying I don’t understand or how I am ignoring you.
>And yes I'm using my personal experience because it proves you wrong
It doesn’t, thats your own anecdotal experience which you are trying to push as fact while not addressing anything I have said. You’re basically saying that you are right and that’s final.
>You just don't understand or are angry with bisexuals
If I didn’t understand you would be able to refute my points. But all you can do is just keep repeating this and ignoring everything.
>It's OK if you want to get railed by a big hard dick
Ah the old “you are critical of thing so you must be thing” cope. I was wondering when you would get that desperate.
> Just think about the pulsing vein, the thick head, the cum
Oh I see you’re being performatively faggy to try and say how you’re totally into guys too. Very cliche.

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>>154040709
I honor God and He loves me. You should remove the hate from your heart to make room for Him.

>>154040693
>reveals he is yet another person
>more performative “I am totally into dudes too” coping
This is really sad.

>>154040654
Dude you’re tweaking like Kanye west in South Park over the gay fish joke. It’s ok if you didn’t get the joke.

>>154040709
You will never find a real woman with a tail with such attitude. Repent or remain insel forever.

>>154040738
No you just have to say that because your cope failed and now have to insecurely say it was all a joke to try and save face.

>>154040607
tax breaks, duh

>>154040657
Thanks anon, but don’t forget god made us in his image and is Omnipotent and all knowing, so if were meant to burn in hell forever until the rapture, unless we’re stuck as a tree, hmm regardless it was part of his Ineffable Plan.

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>>154040750
Marian does NOT have an attitude. She is modest and faithful and quiet, as all Godly women should be.

>>154040771
You sayin there's more people like based heterosexual totally no homo Tariq?

>>154040589
>sweet summer child
You faggots need a new catchphrase. Game of Thrones ended 7 years ago and it wasn't even good.

>>154040763
>Shut up, it wasn’t a joke it was my expense so it couldn’t be funny ever!
Sure anon whatever helps you get through the day.

>>154040654
>trying
they dont have to try too hard to prove youre wrong. youre allowed to be wrong though

>>154039555
>Why? It's not like your sexual attractions just stop simply because you got married to someone who don't have that specific feature.
But if you make your past or current preferences a part of your identity at all times and hassle other people about it (including your spouse) you're just rubbing that in the face of the person you are devoted to that you don't meet their standards for your ideal mate.
It's inconsiderate, shallow, and selfish.
My wife for most of her adolescence like tall dark and handsome men like Sully from Dr. Quinn Medicine Woman. But she's not wearing it on her sleeve or talking about it constantly because she knows that it would make me feel bad.
Similarly I had specific kinds of girls I was attracted to for shallow and superficial characteristics. But it would be destructive to my long term relationship to constantly point out that she doesn't meet those subjective and personal preferences.
>She could still talk about a girl she liked growing up, or how some actress is hot or whatever, like like how a straight guy can still talk about a girl he liked growing up, even though she may have looked nothing like his wife.
It would be stupid to do that more than once, or make those preferences a label that you stick onto yourself as if they have meaning.
>I'm bi-sexual
Saying that all the time while you're in a committed relationship is idiotic. It would be as destructive and selfish as owning a t-shirt that says "I jack off to red-heads" while being married to a brunette. Not all of your private thoughts need to be blurted out all the time, nevermind making them public constantly just to peacock yourself to others.

>>154040591
Get another personality trait and this shit becomes less important. Get a full personality and even you will stop defining yourself based on who you want to fuck.

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Really this is all society's fault.

>>154040858
>nevermind making them public constantly just to peacock yourself to others.
Anon, have you met gay people? This is their whole "culture"

>>154040822
More it doesn’t make sense, you said I was asexual which would mean I am not attracted to anyone but then tried saying that it was trying to mock that I was a virgin. But being a virgin doesn’t make someone asexual.
>>154040826
>they
You already have shown yourself to be a samefag, pretending to be someone else isn’t going to fix anything especially when you’ve shown you’re incapable of arguing.
>too hard to prove youre wrong
You clearly are and still can’t prove it.
>youre allowed to be wrong though
You sure are, which is why you should accept that fact and stop sperging out.

>>154040895
Well that and being a sassy bitch.

That seems like a reasonable response from the guy even if she has an explanation he would accept.
>I love milk!
>But I thought you were lactose intolerant
>Yes, but I take pills for that
>Oh okay.

>>154040893
youre not wrong

>>154040893
>actual girlfriend

When you find out lesbians don't actually exist their desperation to prove the do comes off as sad

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Man, both homophobes and faggots hate bisexual

>>154040858
OK, you're pointing out someone being an asshole, that's all. It doesn't change the fact that bisexuals are still bi after getting married.

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>>154040942
Love always wins.

>>154040944
Yeah we’re the librtarians of the gender world.

>>154041017
Bisexual isn't a gender, retard.

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>>154039478
^

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>>154040942
when you find out they would rather fuck another girl than consider you, it comes off as funny at your expense. how repulsive do YOU have to be to drive a woman to do that?

>>154041078
wtf is this real!?

>>154039497
A man can also dress as a woman.

>>154041046
You right meant to stay sexuality but I fucked it up.

>>154041099
I did that to a girl before, in my defense she had bad teeth, bad skin and was fat. The guy kinda looked like Johnny dep if he was a 6.

>>154039180
I do this purposefully as a joke.. ever think of that?

>>154041135
but which one of them was a dancing rat?

>>154041140
You take deep inhales as a joke?

>>154039180
I mean, true?

There’s a simple equation to solve the bisexual whilst married to the opposite sex:

>if a girl claims it

Performative, fake, waste of time

>if a guy claims it

I believe it, simple. Men get a lot more flak, especially from women, about being bi.

>>154041161
Yes. It's like facepalming or closing your eyes when someone says something stupid.

>>154040895
Yeah, and that's why people find them annoying.

>>154041390
Umm you're gay actually.

>>154040524
>>154040637
That's literally impossible. Like I love my fiancé but I can still find other women attractive. I just don't act on it because I love my fiancé. I expect her to be the same (though she tells me she only has eyes for me).

>>154041340
Honestly, there's no reason for anyone not to claim bisexual.

Think about it, you get all of the benefit of being an alphabet person in today's society, all of the admiration, all of the excuses, all of the pride praise.

And you never actually have to prove it. You can be married to the opposite gender, have kids, have a normal family life. You don't actually have to renew your bi-ness by making out with someone else or having an open relationship. If anyone questions you, you can just call them intolerant or point out that being bi doesn't mean you're required to be attracted to a certain person. All of the fat librarians and scrawny drug addicts with bad haircuts will be forced to treat you as the same as them. And their failure to run their own lives will be that much more apparent as having nothing to do with what letter they claim.

Nobody's actually bi, it's just idiots fucking around or posing for internet good boy points before picking 1 of the two sexes (gender=sex btw) and sticking to that forever. Knew a guy who claimed he was bi, turns out the only "man" he dated was a ftm tranny who hadn't done any surgery and every other flirt with a man (that went nowhere mind you) was at a party and he was drunken and drugged out of his mind. Meanwhile when sober he only goes for women 100% of the time.

>>154041584
In my experience, many more women can be attracted to other women and be willing to be physical with them. But they always, always, always end up in actual relationships, let alone marriage, with men that take care of them (i.e. pay for everything.)

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>guys upset that men are taking their women and other women are taking their women
kek

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Too many chuds on this board now. What happened?

>>154039840
BURRRRRP!

>>154040994
Yes, but lesbians don't exist and the woke mob are the most hateful people in the world

>>154040944
i dont know why conservatives are trying so hard to drive a wedge between us and trannies, no matter how you slice it at least 25% of all trannies will be whatever i am, there's no reason for me not to support them and no way to cleanly divide our groups and causes

But bisexuals are trash, we have every reason to hate them already and i would turn on them in a heartbeat

>>154040994
Not if you read Romeo and Juliet or look o to Bonnie and Clyde, what I’m not being inclusive enough and only talking about straight example ok than Freddie Mercury, and to finish it off Captain David Derickson.

>>154041985
>there's no reason for me not to support them
How about the fact that they are clinically insane and make all of you "normal gays" look worse by association?

>>154041966
Facts. They just like the aesthetic of nicety. Hippies were like this back in the day, too. Bad people LARPing as good people.

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>>154039438
It's le relatable reddit mom humor. Pretty stupid but not worthy enough to make a thread out of it imo

>>154041985
What the fuck are you talking about?

>>154042053
HIV, vax and fent is already claiming a they/zem brian. Be better.

>>154041985
>All love matters I’m valid, but bisexual people are trash!

Yeah you can go fuck yourself with your “equality”

>>154041985
Lmfao your brain on sexual idolatry be like

>>154041985
>i dont know why conservatives are trying so hard to drive a wedge between us and trannies,
There are lots of feminists that have explicitly outlined why they are opposed to trannies. Because women fighting for women's rights don't want men to invade women's spaces or claim ownership of rights that they did nothing to earn except adopting a label. They also take umbrage over having fought so long to remove the definition of womandhood from a costume of femininity, and trannies reverse that discussion by trying to wear womanhood as a literal costume. Trannies are using stereotypes and performance to claim and possess something that isn't theirs.

You'd have to actually read the criticisms from within feminism to understand their reasoning.

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>>154042023
>make all of you "normal gays" look worse by association?
as if we also didnt have to fight against hostile optics less than a decade ago? as if we didnt also have our own share of scandals? as if we havent also behaved terribly at our lowest points?
thats the thing i dont get, you guys try this "its not to your benefit" approach as if we're heartless sociopaths, and expect us to be unaware of events we were physically there for.
I am not free of sin, so i will not cast a stone, and i will love my neighbor

>>154041803
These people want to be god without even putting in the effort.

>>154042171
>We're just as disgusting and fucked up as the trannies
Well I was giving you the benefit of the doubt but if you insist you're just as horrible as them then so be it.

>>154042169
Feminists annoy me and piss me off by their obviously false claims that men and women are equal, but I absolutely understand their fight with trannies. Personally, I hope they all kill each other.

>>154042263
Well the woman should be able to out breed the trannies so they should win.

>>154042171
Is this a tranny pilpulling as a regular fag?

>>154042276
You'd think that, but the trannies can outgroom the women, so it's not like they're at an absolute disadvantage.

>>154042293
Except a lot of the grooming centers are closing so I don’t agree.

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>>154042053
total and complete bisexucide

>>154042123
>>154042124
fuck switcheroos. they're all cheating BPD whores with mental issues, we're better off without them

>>154042169
i think you have it backwards though. that push is all brittish second wave feminists who are all caught up in a mythologized intrinsic and anti-masculine concept of femininity. they're not really against femininity-as-a-costume the way third wavers are, because they are actively maintaining and enforcing gender roles, just with special protections for themselves (except when they're scrapping their own protections just because they might have to share those rights with trannies, but thats the UK for you). and that's the especially odd thing, as you point out it's a feminism that's unashamedly anti-egalitarian. i guess it's useful enough to get UK governments elected, but there's a reason the rest of the world isnt looking to terf island for policy decisions. even the US's anti-tranny approach is completely differently motivated and executed

>>154042328
Discord, roblox, reddit, and the entire state of California still going strong. Check out r/eggIRL for some examples of how they groom.

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How do so many men whove never had sex know so much about it?

>>154039180
>this thread
Every June, /co/ and other boards on 4chan loose their dam minds, haha

>>154042439
When I see this comic I always have to request the Talking Heads edit for fun.

>>154039645
Ssri drugs

>>154042328
They said the same thing about child grooming centers closing but churches are doing just fine

>>154042500
Kinda funny how every woman nowadays has this organizer thingie for pills. They eat like 5 different pills every 3 hours hue.

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>>154042521
Jamie, pull up that chart

>>154042526
Did your mommy eat Tylenol pills when she was pregnant with you?

>>154041056
>>154040712
such a shitty board

>>154042552
>chart is missing 2000 years of data

>>154042558
you tried lil bro you can therapy yourself now lole

>>154042526
That would be funny, but legitimately it's depressing. I unironically blame men for allowing a society where women are denied their natural place in the home under the leadership of a watchful, authoritative husband. Most women don't even know this is what they're missing, so they take drugs to cope.

>>154042574
>chart is annual, not cumulative
Retard.

>>154042603
Exactly. 2000+ years of rape in the church magically not shown. Almost as much of a cover up as the epstein files

>>154042589
Kinda wonder what's the point of kilograms of jewish pills and hours of therapies if nobody ever gets any better. It's a bizarre and destructive magic ritual.

>>154042521
Yeah, homos are real good at disguising who they are.

>>154042635
Epstein was a Democrat, and you are coping to deflect from the facts

>>154042552
On a surface level it makes sense. Becoming a teacher is a lot more straight forward than becoming a priest. Since being a priest requires a LOT more of a "calling" than being a teacher is.
That and the sheer amount of teachers vs priests too and the numbers of teachers interacting with students vs a priest interacting with a child is far less.
>>154042574
Considering how hardcore old school Christians (especially Catholics) were, I doubt priests did it that often and if they did, they were dead most likely. Probably more so nobility and royalty did that shit far more often.
>>154042635
>All Christians ever did was rape
That would be the Muslims retard. Especially since Sharia considers non-believers to be lesser-than without protections. Especially considering too they upheld the slave trade into modernity.

>>154042649
The mysterious case of the democrat who spent big money helping Steve Bannon fund right-wing movements across the world

>>154042552
>a larger institution with multiple reporting methods and investigation protocols has more reported cases than an institution with multiple silencing methods and bribery protocols
ah yes, because it's only child-rape when you get caught...

>>154042696
Epstein and Maxwell were both Democrats though, and now you're just lying

He also pushed for trans ideology

>>154042702
How many priests are interacting with children vs teachers?

>>154039677
It doesn't matter at that point IMO. You're either married to your spouse or you're not. If you respect them you'll be satisfied with them and not try to keep looking.

>>154042722
can you expand on that? i can see you're trying to make a point from statistics, but there's no way to know what you're trying to say because every possible angle you could be implying is incoherent

>>154041584
>guy on a site with people who want to fuck cartoon little girls, animals and floortiles says 'no way anybody really wants to bang both men and women'

>>154042662
>Becoming a teacher is a lot more straight forward than becoming a priest.
You're telling me, brother. I gotta get started on my MDiv soon and that's a daunting task.

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>>154039478
/co/ is a slow board and all it takes is one retard replying and bumping the thread all day which is not hard at all.

>>154042783
>every possible angle you could be implying is incoherent
If your brain is going fuzzy, at merely considering possibilities, you might not be cut out for the conversation you're trying to have.

>>154042635
People like you would attack Russia on foot in winter.

>>154042815
>dodges the question
ah, so there was never a point, you're just trying to maintain an illusion of reasonable opposition. how much is george soros paying you to post that?

>>154042783
Most people who interact with children in the church are now volunteers or church members themselves, usually women. Aka choir, youth activities, etc.
Priests/pastors don't interact with kids as much as they used to because of the negative perception of kid diddlers, so they now use parents who are church goers as volunteer for extra-curricular stuff. Which makes teachers all the more suspect.
So I'm not convinced priests are a higher rate of child diddlers than teachers, or the ramifications. Since the state forces you to go to school, but not to church.

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I think the thread was better with the autism wolf.

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>>154042841
I'm NTA

>>154042842
so what you're saying is that despite priests being 14% of church exposure to children...

>>154042909
I replied to that anon and they're dead silent about it.
>>154042842
Me

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>>154042909
but i am

>>154042916
I already laid it out in pretty basic and straightforward language.
You're being intellectually disingenuous now. Especially knowing YOU don't go to church or you would know how most churches operate now internally like that.
And pastors/priests usually deal with mainly adult sermons and bible studies and even then, they've pulled back from being front and center because of favoritism cliches in the church and other internal dramas.
So the "priest diddler" is a meme at best, especially in modernity. But theres more than enough teachers diddling students.
Lest we forget teachers showing fucking pre-schoolers how to use dildos and talking to them about their sexuality in detail as lgbtq activists.
That's not even mentioning drag-time story-times.

>>154042987
He's coping and has been since >>154042552 got posted

You'll notice he also won't talk about other religions

>>154043012
Christianity fizzled out everywhere but in africa and countries forma danza kuduro like 20 years ago but libtards have yet to update their scripts.

>>154043012
>You'll notice he also won't talk about other religions
Kek, yeah, funny how that works.
Also, Christians are extremely tame if not almost limp in a weird almost hippish-Chistirian live-and-let-live way. Compared to the old-OLD school Fire and Brimstone Catholics who would be doing inquisitions on all of this shit.

>>154042987
so to reiterate, what you're saying is that despite priests being 14% of church exposure to children...

>>154040011
>I feel
Retard.

>>154039617
Lol

>>154039634
>my sexuality isnt relevant because i dont have sex

>>154043159
>I'm just gonna be a retard and ignore everything

>>154040324
Are you genuinely retarded?

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LOL

>>154043315
Ironic how a lot of the identity political fags are into satanic clowns, kek and are anti-Christians, really gets the noggin a joggin. Will hump after satanic shit, and then dunk on Christians... hmmmmmmmmm???

>>154042574
Did you think school teachers weren't into it before 2006 or something

>>154043415
What makes it worse is it's full mask off and acceleration-ism with instructional books and lectures about how to have gay sex in elementary and pre-school.
Almost like they're projecting to cover their own tracks.

>>154039180
>Strawman upholding traditional family values is right with no argument presented but reeeeing

Every time.

>>154040657
>furchad
>praying
YIFF IN HEAVEN

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Lesbians are only cute when furry. Prove me wrong.

>>154043819
Fetishizing lesbians as being anything other than ugly dykes or temporary man-hating phases before the dick-correction therapy begins is just delusional.

>>154043913
Well yes, both furries and attractive lesbians are fictional. Thanks for noticing.

>>154042889
I misread that as

>I better pretend to crap until she moves

>>154041803
Did this guy offed himself?

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>>154043959

>>154043959
If I thought someone was crapping their pants, I would move.

>>154043959
Now that's a fine gujarati power move.