It's actually a lot of fun. Better than Kevin Smith MOTU, it knows what it is, and pokes fun at modern woke with an HR scene at the beginning. Message: sometimes talking doesn't work so you have to punch a fucker in the face
>>154050078The only thing I want to know is if this meme got referenced at all.
sounds like bullshit OP as I say one review on youtube say they were afraid to call the characters by their actual namescan you prove this wrong?
Idris Elba should not be there it was another stolen body-snatched character assassination for the sake of inclusion, i will never forgive this
>>154050078Jared Leto is in it so that an automatic "no" from me.
>>154050192He's got to have dirt on so many people.
>>154050126https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ym5Nbizd3Uo
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/aLpPQHg-M4MApparently Skeletor does the giggle run
>>154050192He's actually pretty good in this. He's mustache twirling evil
>>154050147>afraid to call the characters by their actual namesEverything I've seen they call them by their names. Fisto, Ram Man, Mecanek, Evil-Lyn, etc
>>154050192Hey, you, yeah you.Why are you sitting down? Stand the fuck up.. this is a thirty seconds to mars concert
>>154050219He is basically a cult leader with his own pedo island. He absolutely got dirt on people.
>>154050240Ok fine im sold
>>154050183To be fair Burt Reynolds is dead.
>>154050078>he-man/adam is once again emascualted and depicted as incompetent and immature so that girlboss and black guy can rescue him and order him aroundlame. not intressted. call me when western media is not absolutley terrifeid of depicting even a single white men as a competent and cool hero for a change
>>154051321>he-man/adam is once again emascualted and depicted as incompetent and immature so that girlboss and black guy can rescue him and order him aroundThat's actually the exact opposite of what's in the film. He's a goof but the film is very much masculine empowerment.
>There's a scene where Adam has to put up with modern woke HR and calls it out as dumb, complete with dyed hair chick>Adam tries to avoid violence through talking but then says fuck it, kicking Skeletor's ass like Hulk vs Loki>3 after credit scenes: Orko, She-Ra reveal, and Evil-Lyn picking up Skeletor's skull implying a resurrection
>>154050078>Better than Kevin Smith MOTUthat's a very very low bar
>>154050183Tell me your five favorite Duncan quotes, you have 2 min. to reply to this post, if you can't, you're just a retarded /tvpol/fag pretending to be one of us
>>154050183Idris Elba is in this? NOW I'm gonna watch it
>>154050078He-Man is kino but will flop because it stars a White Man/thread
>>154050465Tom Selleck isntHes still at large,stealing houses at gunpointIf they were based they couldve hired Don Frye
>Adam on earth>Skeletor conquers Eterniathat's not how He-Man stories go.
>>154050078This movie is going to be like Transformers One or D&D Honor Among Thieves, isn't it? A decent flick that embraces the spirit of the IP but no one will watch. Leading to yet another bomb at the box office?
>>154050078Golden Books He-Man is the only version that isn’t fake and gay
I just watched it, I thought it was really good. It had pretty much everything you'd want in a He-Man story; there's a bit of ribbing at the ridiculous nature of the setting and characters, but at the end of the day it's clearly proud to be what it is. Poking fun at a guy's name being Fisto doesn't discredit the fact he ends the movie blowing a huge hole through someone and screaming LET'S FIST SOME BAD GUYS!!!; it's written in good faith.I thought the best part was a toss-up between Skeletor and the framing device; going for a Superman-esque origin was a smart way to bridge the gap between Adam and He-Man, and the juxtaposition of his boring Earth life with the fantastical nature of Alternia helped sell a lot of the emotional beats and conflict really well; there's a really brilliant low point with Skeletor at the end of the movie that cashes in on his Earth side well. Skeletor is likewise perfectly balanced between comedic and genuinely threatening; there's this great running bit where he physically abuses Evil-Lin every time he doesn't get his way, and the movie dupes you into thinking there'll be some heel turn as a result of this, but she genuinely just rolls with it the whole way through.I likewise enjoyed the through-line, which was essentially that being emotionally forward and working through problems in a mature fashion doesn't make you less of a "man" as long as you know when to take the gloves off. Adam is never made to be lesser for his ridiculous muscles, nor is he anything less than the strongest of the strong when he does cut loose; the literal first time he ever goes He-Man is followed by him bodying Trap Jaw, killing a shitload of mooks and face-tanking a chainsaw ship. He genuinely tries to reason with Skeletor, sure, but that doesn't stop him from beating the absolute dogshit out of him when it doesn't work out.I'd recommend it. If you watched I Saw the TV Glow, I basically thought it was a "good ending' version of that.
>>154052423He's only on Earth for a short period of time
>>154052425It might have a decent 2nd weekend but it unfortunately is close with Obsession and Backrooms. Might be a cult following like the films you mentioned.At least its not a bomb like Mando
>>154050078Does someone have a screencap of the gym bro look from later in the movie? Need to replicate that for SDCC
>>154050078it's a movie that mostly only went to theaters for promotion of it's streaming version. It's going to be a cult classic in a few years and peak stoner watch material. They really need to lean into it beign something fathers and grandfathers can watch with their sons and something women and foids can watch for..."fun". At first.Then segue into the something to watch baked in the afternoon angle. Cause movies like that with something resembling a shared narrative for normie americans is missing in popular media.
which streaming platform will it be on when it's done with it's physical theater release? Might try it then
>>154051511>the film is very much masculine empowerment.But only If you watch you watch chick flicks and are not afraid of showing emotions blah blah
>>154053953Prime probably.Has a big reach and it's hooked to amazon. Will probably use it as cross-promotion with amazon exclusive heman toys and merch.
Watched with my girlfriend, we both really liked it even though we are zoomers that only have a surface knowledge of He-Man.
>>154052425TFone is weird. Why is it getting new toys if it flopped so hard?
>>154054064That's not how the movie pans out but okay. I get you made assumptions in the trailer
>>154054388Because it was a solid film fucked over by marketing, and Transformer collectors are faithful
>>154050078>pokes fun at modern woke with an HR sceneIt doesn’t do this at all though.It’s just him using pro-nouns. It’s not a joke at all. It’s sincere. Making a joke of it would have been him using the pronouns He-Man
>>154050078>>154052677If I only know He-man for the memes, do you guys recommend it?
>>154054630>It doesn’t do this at all though.Then what was the HR scene?
>>154050078I had a blast, though I am exactly the target audience.
If nothing else, this will at least earn back some good will towards Jared Leto. Dude is a weirdo, but he killed it as Skeletor
>>154054937>taking a picture with the flash on after the movie startedI hope your theater was empty
Why did Skeletor's guards just let Marlena and Adam run right past them at the beginning of the movie? They had them surrounded and everything.
>>154055508It's hard to hire good help these days
So who should play Hordak?
>>154050078>>154050287>>154051553Does Battle Cat/Cringer talk? This is what will dertermine if this give shit a second of my time
>>154055690Yes
>>154055508Skeletor is not pragmatic in his villainy, he likes to milk the fuck out of being evil. If it's not fun, he doesn't bother - he'll kill someone no problem, but he has to make a big show out of it. There's nothing dramatic or show-stopping about locking up the king, queen and prince all at the same time - you have to let them run a bit, make them believe there's hope. This is also the reason he throws the heroes of Eternia into prison, as opposed to just executing them;, the good guys HAVE to watch and fall into despair as he triumphs.I also have to imagine he didn't figure the magical inter-dimensional portal would be hiding in a raggedy little cave, but the hamminess is the key here.>>154055690Cringer talks very prominently and in multiple scenes. Orko also gets a good moment.>>154054690There are a good handful of in-jokes and nods to other versions of He-Man, but yes, it's a perfectly good stand-alone film and you won't miss out not having any prior context beyond a post-credit scene or two. I'd give it a strong 7, low 8.
>>154050078I just want to suck those tits.
>>154055690Yes, and his voice is quite cute. Would fuck.
>>154050078This is Thor Love & Thunder level of unfunny jokes and almost a parody movie. He-Man using HR speak to waste time and try to defuse, failing to transform for comedic purposes, getting frienzoned. 2/10 only for Leto as Skeletor
>>154055615>So who should play Hordak?Jake Gyllenhaal
>>154050078Shill thread
>>154056021>He-Man using HR speak to waste time and try to defuse, failing to transform for comedic purposes, getting frienzoned.You guys realize how often He-Man attempts to talk or at least not use his sword in the original cartoon? He's not Conan the Barbarian. He's not even Conan the Librarian.
>>154055868A hammy villain who enjoys being an evil hammy villain. It's like water to someone dying of thirst in the desert.
The whole theater's face when Adam lands in Oklahoma CityBecause we're in Oklahoma City
It had a lot of really cool moments, like several surprisingly high tier fight scenes. The soundtrack was great and I liked girl Roboto more than I thought I would. But a lot of the movie felt kind of weird.Everything about him being double isekai'd felt like extra work to get to the point. And it kept making light of what I thought would have been perfectly fine as serious moments, like the first time he transformed, and Adam and Duncan having heart to heart moments. I don't even understand what the point of building up Adam as being a new more empathetic hero compared to the previous champions of Grayskull when all his Human Resources stuff was treated as a joke and talking to Skeletor was just a gag leading into He-man just kicking his ass.
>>154056021I can tell you only watched the trailer
>>154050126They play the original song, not the actual fan rendition....for some reason that version plays in TMNT Mutant Mayhem during a car chase.
>>154056141Men being "emotional" and "empathetic" aka easy to emotionally manipulate is catnip to women.
>>154051321>black guy can rescue him and order him aroundMan at Arms actually gets shit on even harder than Adam in this movie, it honestly felt like it was overboard. He got his ass kicked by trapjaw in the intro and felt so emasculated he became a horrible drunk for 15 years.When Adam finds him he's LITERALLY laying in a pile of his own urine and vomit.
>>154055868It seems like a fun watch, at least to kill some time. I'm gonna watch it this or the next weekend.
Really fucking weird choice to have Adam directly cause his own father's death. I wanna imagine that was a result of weird rewrites.
>>154050078>>154051553It makes fun of corporate kindnesses but still values the importance of it, just like how the original He-Man was the hero of children, always telling them lessons and being kind when he could.
>>154056086It usually works in the cartoon though.Despite this movie putting so much emphasis on his people skills (the sorceress literally says it's his greatest strength) most the time his attempts to defuse things just ends up with>Erm.... awkward.... moments or just pissing off the villain more.So it ultimately felt like a weird red herring.
>>154052423The earth shit is super pointless. No one he meets on earth seems to have a serious impact on him, and they only exist so Adam can get an i-told-you-so. It seems like they just wanted Adam to act like an awkward fish out of water and didn't actually care about his earth life or the consequences his actions had on it. I'm pretty sure he left earth as a criminal either way.
I want the She-Ra sequel to start with her beheading her version of Catra. To send a message.
There was far too much Marvel humor and winking at the audience. Skeletor wasn't in it nearly enough.
>>154056545Yeah, I wouldn't say it's like Ragnarok/Love and Thunder where the bad humor colors the whole direction of the movie but the the bad jokes kept undercutting what would have been perfectly decent serious moments.
>>154056141>I don't even understand what the point of building up Adam as being a new more empathetic hero compared to the previous champions of Grayskull when all his Human Resources stuff was treated as a joke and talking to Skeletor was just a gag leading into He-man just kicking his ass.Maybe it's about finding a balance. Not a soiboi but neither an abusive asshole
>>154054221IKYFL
It's refreshing to have a true cartoon villain for a change and not some troubled backstory asshole
>>154056545You sound like a boring spaz
>>154056141I didn't mind that as it's better in general to give the power to someone who's kind even if he has to kick ass. But they should have shown that kind side more than just in jokes.
>>154050192He is the best part of the movie.
>>154056857The movie at the final battle makes fun of the trouble backstory cliche by He-Man offering Skeletor his hand and asking him to open about his childhood but Skeletor replies he just loves to be evil because it feels great.
Roboto is a girl in this movieNear the end of the movie she gets an upgrade to more closely resemble the original Roboto toy with a transparent chest containing visible moving gears"This seems a little revealing..."
>>154056857>>154057170omg so meta
You know the absolute worst thing they could do in a sequel (assuming it ever gets one) is cast Jack Black as Hordak. But I think the more realistic concern is She-Ra competing for the spotlight>>154057281Thats not meta, retard
>>154050078Give me a quick rundown
>>154057292They aren't bringing in She-Ra. They might want too, but it's too closely related to the Netflix show and will bring that anti-woke crowd too it. And they can't spin it as a good thing that the anti-woke crowd hates it to sell it either because that only makes things worse.
>>154057320>They aren't bringing in She-Ra.She's one of the after credit scenes
Why did Skeletor mumble half his lines? He should be more eccentric and theatrical.
>>154057320She's in the end credits shut the fuck up.
>>154057320Despite the cult fanbase here, the Netflix show was a huge sleeper and Mattel has been perfectly comfortable with promoting classic She-ra and ignoring the Netflix show's existence for several years now.Hell it's not even on Netflix anymore
>>154057334He's not? I assumed he would be doing that.
>>154057334Thank god it wasn't just me.I liked Leto's delivery and depictions overall, but there were several lines where he trailed off and and effects on his voice seemed louder than his actual speaking volume.
>>154057364It's too late anon. The late zoomers, early alpha, and X-Millenials have already consumed it and it's colored their perception of the character now.
>>154057428Only terminally online freaks watched Dyke-Ra. I'd love to see a new interpretation of She-Ra to forget all about the netflix disaster but at this point it's very unlikely the movie will get a sequel
Need that video of Gym Skeletor and Office Skeletor
>>154057320Reportedly, if MOTU perform well, Amazon would greenlight a She-Ra miniseries but reports say the movie will bomb
>>154057473You wish that was true anon.But no.
>>154057485Future meme material. Skeletor works perfectly as a gymbro
>>154057524What part? Dyke-Ra being watched by troons and male feminists is a fact easily checkable. It made zero impact with children but instead childless adults in their 20s
>>154057511It might have a strong 2nd weekend if word of mouth is good, steady creep. Although if it doesn't get legs by the end of the month, Supergirl will overtake it.
>>154057630I really hope Supergirl fails.
>>154057511A good producer would see the good reception and produce a cheaper She-Ra movie or series within this universe.
>>154057630Nobody care for Supergirl and pedoman underperformed in spite of what shills and upper class liberals claim
>>154050078Is already out?
>>154057811It was released today
>>154050183What’s it like being so racist you have to cry this much about a toy character?
>>154057873Can you give me a summary of it? Please
>>154057745>>154057705I'll give it a chance since the book they're pulling from was one of King's non stupid stories, and for Lobo
>>154057912Nta but it's not really racist to point out or not like a race swap
>>154057931Better watch the movie. It's pretty good. I'll give you a spoiler though, the Earth segment is relatively short. I was afraid the movie was going to spend most of its time on Earth but I was wrong
>>154057958NTA but Lou Scheimer was proto-woke and a jew. He'd probably approve the change just for adding more diversity
>>154058021That may be but the practice is still racist and people will rightfully point to as a criticism
>>154052320Tom Selleck is also 81 years old. But I guess casting a geriatric old man who can’t do any stunts or action is fine casting as long as he’s white. Next up: let’s cast Helen Mirren as Teela
>>154052425Yes, but from the 3 this is the worst one. So it's not gonna have as many glazers as TF One outside of the fight scenes, which are genuinely great.
>>154052425Those are the kinds of movies that get cult followings or become popular after they exit theaters.Would be doing very well if television was healthy.
>>154052425We are never getting a Transformers One sequel right?
>>154058142There's no way it's worse that among thieves. That movie is fucking gay
>>154058203Matt Damon once commented that Home media was the way Hollywood assure profit because even if a movie flopped or underperformed at the box office, it could generate profit on video but streaming killed the market and that's why studios are so hesitant to take risks. Streaming was a mistake
>>154057292If even Jared Leto could be a good Skeletor, I can see Jack Black being good Hordak too.
>>154057958And you’re also super platinum mad that Roboto is a girl too, right? Because uhhh the entire character is ruined because having a dick is so important to the character same way being white is essential for Man-At-Arm’s character of being an… inventor and warrior. Only a white man could be that!
>>154058235Not with that box office performance. They’re keeping the director to do more Bayverse crap though.
>>154058271Yet Somehow Gunn's Supes did well enough to warrant a sequel
>>154050078Yeah but Jared Leto is there...
>>154058302A sequel was greenlighted before pedoman was released but to be fair, the DCU is more about looking strong for selling WB than making profit at the box office
>>154058302600M+ is not a bomb. That’s more than the last 2 Transformers movies combined.
>>154058310And?
>>154057428That's the thing anon. the actual audience for that show is much smaller than this board would have you believe.
I have a lore question to anyone who is familiar with general He-Man canon: Does anyone give a shit about Horde Prime? Because the main villain we see in He-Man and She-Ra is Hordak, whom is more or less a flunky to the larger empire. Has any series really delved into Horde Prime? Why isn't he featured as much?
>>154058429He's constantly teased but rarely a large focus. He hardly even has a standardized design.
>>154058471Feels weird that the two most prominent villains of the series are basically middle management
>>154057958Daily reminder in 200x we never got an ayy lmao Zodak because they needed to add a black character and they were going to make Stratos black. But then someone realized Stratos is a flying Gorilla, and we can't have flying gorilla niggas because that's racist. So they made Stratos Scottish and Zodak black. And then decades later in the CGI cartoon they made Stratos black. I didn't even fucking know Stratos was a gorilla.
>>154058429Because Horde Prime was created for She-Ra
WE WERE ROBBED
>>154057320I don't know if it's a rights issue or if they just don't like the direction that version of the character was going in, but Mattel doesn't seem to treat that She-ra as their own, even in big crossovers that show characters from multiple series. Hell they even reinvented the character again since the Netflix show and tease her in this movie.
>>154058636isn't it something like Mattel owns the rights to the character for toys and Dreamworks owns the rights to the character for media?
>>154050078I liked it alot too but im hoping the sequel has a catra with the reboot design but adam ends up fucking her straight also skeletor was hella based in this. I loved ol bone face
>>154058709I'm not sure, they won't even use the Netflix design for newer toys or apparel though.
>>154050078I saw this right after atching TADC the last act cuz i wanted to kill myself after seeing that shit. MOTU was actually fun and not a depressing mess like the digital circus finale was
>>154058429LOLNo, no one gives a shit about Hordak. He's just a big bad rando they can trot out as the REAL big bad guy.Hell the serpents are cooler then him. You can still see the 2000s He-man on Youtube. Go watch those eps.
>>154058826Hordaks cool but the best horde members are modulok, mantenna, and mosquitor
How the fuck did Kevin Smith fumble this so hard, this was way better and less complicated too. I love the angle that everyone knows Adam is He-man and is just humoring him with the alternate ego thing.
>>154058826The snakes are the lamest fucking villians. They go from a group of insanely diverse (lol) monsters and shit to just oops all snakes. The hoard was cool because he had a robot army and a slight horror theme (Fright Zone, Vampire...sort of, Werewolf sort of..., a mummy guy was cancelled)
>>154058873Because kevin smith is a fucking hack
>>154058873Kevin has been too much into his own ass for years to know what fans want
>>154058709Nope. They said the same of Universal having MotU, but it turns out that Mattel/MGM (aka Amazon) can do it all
>>154058873Smith,despite being a moderately well known and celebrated creator, knows when to bend the knee to hollywood. Everything in the NETFLIX show has their fingerprints all over it. He didn't realize the one time he decided to fully capitulate to the powers that be would bite him in the ass. When the backlash hit he decided to figure out what made he-man tik and create something for the fanbase rather then netflix product to push the narratives and company line. Skeletor's line about magic to Hordak says a lot about his mindset I think. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DGVbEQzlSzs
>>154058920They are diverse snake people who are super powerful. They have a theme and are interesting. I stand by my assessment.
>>154050078>pokes fun at modern woke with an HR scene at the beginning. Message: sometimes talking doesn't work so you have to punch a fucker in the faceyou mean they tell the wokies to act like angry niggers and punch the heckin right wing nazis? how is that anti woke?
>>154053543>not a bomb like MandoMando's budget was 40mil lower and likely made more opening weekend than this will make total.Now is it a worse movie? Yes.Were the expectations higher? Yes.But purely in terms of money made and merch pushed it's almost certainly going to make more than MOTU. Also Mando's main goal was to make people forget the sequel trilogy which it probably did.
>>154059504...Huh, so you're a bitch. Why are you in this thread?Are you a paid shill terriied of being punched in the face?
>>154059582Disney bought their own tickets and Mando and Grogu merch is going to rot on the shelves.This franchise is a corpse and this movie is years too late to capitalize on it's name recognition alone. Also Grogu is still a stupid as hell name.
>>154059208>assssssessssssmentOf course you would you're a snake man!
>>154058826Hordak was really cool in 200x even if he was just background lore. I actually thought they did the Snakeman takeover of the Snake Castle really well too. I never really watched the old cartoon or any comics though. (Except the Kevin Smith one unfortunately.)
>>154059593>Disney bought their own ticketsI wish that weekend was pretty bust mostly thanks to obsession but Mando did well still>Merch is going to rot on the shelvesDepends on how much they made i guess but cheap stuff for christmas is probably going to do well once it goes on discount >franchise is a corpse and the movie i s years to latecorrect>Grogu is a dumb nameCorrectHonestly i'm surprised at how health the theatrical market seems to be this year there's a wide variety of movies that are succeeding pretty well, even with Mandalorian doing meh numbers. Hell Scary Movie 6 is going to open to like 60+mil this weekend.
Does she ra appear?
>>154059692I honestly don't see mando merch going anywhere this christmas. The fact that it didn't open November should tell you something.As for movies, people WANT a reason to go to movie theaters and be around real human beings again. It's just that hollywood isn't giving it to them. Iron Lung succeeding in theaters should tell us all that the problem is that no one is excited for MSM movies anymore. They don't have a captive audience they can bully/manipulate into liking whatever slop they crap out now.They HAVE to try to get people into the theaters.
>>154059738End credits
>>154059752>The fact that it didn't open November should tell you something.Why would they? They have Avengers Doomsday in December
>>154054064>you watch you watchSay it again
>>154060101Because BabyYeed and the corpse of Marvel are two different properties with different fanbases. Unless it's just released in the theaters to garner some money and free press for the streaming movie release in november/december.
>>154054630>Making a joke of it would have been him using the pronouns He-ManZoomers really need everything to be "in your face" to get it?
it's so tiresome to hear discussion revolving around how woke or non-woke something is
>>154057428Nah
>>154060194Youre telling me. All the culture war bullshit was meant to have ended with the 2010s, that insanity werent supposed to bleed over into the 2020s.
>>154058388He makes my dick hard
>>154059692>>154059752>>154060128Mando and grogu was good and i hate the fact that notmies disliked it because it wasnt fart sniffing boring andor-esque bullshit
>>1540602532010s didn't have culture war shit, it had SJWs. The 2020s are when the culture war shit first started as a reaction to Trump becoming a credible threat to Democrats once he started seeking reelection. He caught everyone off-guard in 2016 and in the lead-up he wasn't seen as a credible threat yet.
>>154058535>they were going to make Stratos black. But then someone realized Stratos is a flying Gorilla, and we can't have flying gorilla niggas because that's racistThey did it in the CGi one
>>154060194>>154060253>problem solves itself i ignore it and enough time passes byThe industry is a liberal circlejerk and you will get what a liberal circlejerk considers good media. Now just because you got fatigue nothing will ever change, this is your world now.
>>154060292>2010s didn't have culture war shit, it had SJWs
>>154059657Nah, pretty sure he's Cobra Commander
>>154060333It just doesn't feel like the same thing in my opinion, not like the shit we're dealing with now, shit like gamergate feels quaint in retrospect
>>154060375Oh give me a break
>>154050078Why is he black
>>154060292In order of happenings we had tumblr vs 4chan drama, then gamergate uncovered a huge network of journos and left-wing activists confirmed to mansturbate each others and later started to shit on gamers, then 2016 led to a massive meltdown of said individuals, social media and centralization of the internet nuked any good political reasoning from every side, in 2020 everything got worse with the lock down and corporate activism, rethoric now is all about memes on the internet, then institutionalization and only now we start slow down.
>>154060424also there was epstein
>>154060424The thing is that most of that shit was easy to ignore if you weren't terminally online but it started to spill into real life and that's when it got worse but you're right that I notice we are finally starting to see a relief from this shit
>>154060448Nah at some point it's unavoidable, the problem with politics is it's everywhere and wrapped with philosophical, social and economic thinking. It was inevitable to leak inside the media we consume, after all we still don't have a proper counter culture to that unlike the many subcultures we had in the 90s/2000s
>>154058271>They’re keeping the director to do more Bayverse crap though.We live in the worst timeline.
>>154060475Maybe you should get offline and meet real people
>>154060440Epstein is a good wildcard, it was supposed to be a win for leftists but turned the cabal of jewish pedos and their white golems that was memed around imageboards for decades is not so far from the truth. I think that was a win for everyone.
>>154060496Maybe you're the one who needs to socialize if a normal discussion makes you feel uncomfortable.
Does it reference the Money Super Market Epic Skeletor ads in any way?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqhLn76kCv0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1487ZpfHcfc
Does Skeletor have a jetpack in the movie?
>>154059582Yeah but I like thinking it bombed more.
>>154060295That's because the talent making the cartoons may change but the execs usually stay, and if one team figures a way around their demands they will repeat their exact same demands to the next team.Of course, they never have the balls to bring in Sun Man despite that it would make everyone happy.
>>154058259NTA, but it's not acceptable to change the designs, ESPECIALLY for the diversity. With that said, I'm not going to fume over any changes, including the negro man
>>154060954It's not like Heman lacked black characters, it was that there wasn't any real main characters. They were often non powered characters that weren't toy-etic. Melaktha, for example, was an archeologist and a racist asshole to Mossman which was a thinly veiled allegory for either prejudice or elitism.
>>154060963>but it's not acceptable to change the designsIt is though. You accept design changes all the time and don’t even think about it, you hypocritical racist
Sounds okay but I don't pay for Leto movies so gonna have to wait until it's on he high seas.
>>154060954>>154060974>they don't know about Clamp Champ
>>154058357>That’s more than the last 2 Transformers movies combined.I don't really see how that matters.If a movie has to make a billion to break even when everything is factored in (Not saying that's what Supes had to make, this is just a hypothetical) and it only makes 900 mill, then it's still a flop, even if it's more than 5 other movies combined.A movie isn't a failure based on how much it makes at the box office, but by how much it makes for the studio that payed to make it.
>>154061098The movie is not just a vehicle to sell a movie.It's a vehicle to sell merch and streaming services.Don't you get that.The studios are okay if a movie underperforms IF IT MOVES MERCH AND SUBSCRIPTIONS. If it doesn't do that, worse if it damages the brand(if it has one)then it's a bomb.
>>154061347Unless they own the streaming service, a studio sees very little profit from streaming.It can add up over time, but it'll take a long time when we're talking multiple of millions it needs to offset.And merch is not nearly as profitable as it was years ago. And merch also needs to offset it's own production cost.And I didn't say Supes was a bomb. I simply commented on the fact that it made more at the boxoffice than what two others movies made combined, have zero to do with wether it itself is a bomb or not.A movie could technically make more than a billion transformers combined and still be a flop.
>>154058259You say it's not a big deal but then why change it if that's that case? Seems disingenuous
>>154060194They simply need to stop making things, especially stuff for guys, woke. It's really that simple
>>154061616Because they liked the actor they cast for the role, stupid fuck.
>>154061657No one buys this bullshit anymore. Kill yourself.
I appreciated the Four Non-Blondes reference
>>154050078I still don't understand why the hive mind loathes the Netflix show so much. I watched the first batch of episodes and just thought it was whatever, nothing to get excited or upset over.
>>154062311>market a He-man show>it's actually a She-man show
>>154060292You idiot the SJWs were the beginning of the culture war shit. All the reaction to it with trumptard crap was also started in 2016 too.>>154060475The culture war was not inevitable and if people brutalized enough SJW feminist cunts in the beginning it wouldve never gotten this bad>>154060510Epstein shit was manipulated by the orange turd to get him reelected despite the fact he was one of his biggest collaborators at one point. Trumps all over the files yet is such a good con artist he used epstein shit to win again and because of that i genuinely believe that epstein shouldve been buried and covered up and never revealed to the public because all it did was make retarded sheep normies think nutjobs like Alex jones were right and believe in all that pizzagate shit even thought it was mostly republicans on that island. Everything got worse after the epstein crap hit the news and if i could go back in time to 2019 id make sure it never hits the headlines ever to avoid this dark future.
>>154061050I think its hilarious that jared leto fucked up the joker so hard in suicide squad that people resent him to this day and hes box office poison now because people refuse to see any movie with wigger joker attached. I thought he was great as skeletor too but honestly i cant blame haters either because most movies ive seen jared leto is in he sucks in them.
Almost great, but it kept undercutting itself with unneeded humor.I don't mind actual jokes, but suddenly cutting away to Teeka going >OOFWhile He-man is fighting Trapjaw doesn't really enhance anything and just make the debut He-mxn fight feel needlessly silly.
He-Man is silly.
>>154058073Sounds good to me.
>>154060292>Culture Wars: The Struggle to Define America is a book written by James Davison Hunter and published in 1991.[1]
>>154060292>James Davison Hunter (born 1955) is an American sociologist and originator of the term "culture war" in his 1991 book Culture Wars: The Struggle to Define America.
>>154062721Tell that to Man-at-arm's fatality on Trapjaw.Was also surprised at how brutal the snake mountain brawl was.
>>154062311Something something woke so it has to be the worst thing ever my childhood memory as raped blah blah blah
>>154057912What’s it like being so racist you have to vandalize European characters, entertainment, folklore, mythology and history?
>>154060292Incredibly underageb& take
>>154062850Yes racist anon, casting American movies and tv shows with black actors is totally violating “European” culture. How can we ever recover from good actors playing fictional characters on the screen if their skin colour triggers racists losers on the Internet? Rome is falling again!
>>154062850>EuropeanBro with the exception of Triss and Isaac those are all characters from American media
>>154062850I find it so hilarious you have people unironically crying about a fucking Annie the Musical remake casting a black girl when the entire thing is a modernised version with black actors and Jamie Foxx played that version of Daddy Warbucks but nobody bothers to say a peep about that. Because you don’t actually care. It’s just racist whining.Although I do love how you also have these bigots crying that you can’t cast a black actors to play an orange alien and shapeshifting martian with green skin because ummm sweaty those are inherently roles because ayyy lmaos are white European culture
>>154062896>Bro with the exception of Triss and Isaac those are all characters from American mediaAmericans are largely descendants of European immigrants.
>>154063010I have to agree with you here. Originally complaining about SJWs made more sense when it was feminists ruining star wars, but this shit started really getting off the rails when you had neckbeards like sargon or critical drinker complaining about shit like the little mermaid reboot being raceswapped. Really, none of these culture war fags give a shit about little mermaid, i hate that disney princess singing crap. They only gave a shit and complained as another culture war battleground and another dumb hill to die on for them despite the fact it has nothing to do with women ruining something meant for guys its women ruining their own toys in cases like that.
>>154063101"Bro thinks he's on the team" moment
>>154062850Look at all these characters you never cared about until they raceswapped them. Now suddenly it’s a disgrace to their honor.Rise April best April.
>>154060316As much as i hate fourth wave feminists ruining male franchises and cancel culture their are faggots on the other end who think everything is le cringe and overly lefty now even when it isnt
>>154063917I hated rise of the tmnt but i will say black rise april was hot as fuck. I didnt hate her so much as i hated other elements of that show such as the lack of older mutant characters and the cringe dialogue and characterization for the turtles.
>>154050078>Better than Kevin Smith MOTUSo is hammering a nail through your penis.
>>154060424>gamergate uncovered a huge network of journos and left-wing activistsDid it really now? Because I remember everyone knowing and agreeing gaming journalism was paid advertising all the way back in the Gamecube days, so like, mid 2000s.
>>154050078>It's actually a lot of fun.I instantly disregard any review that says this. ANYthing can be "fun", you are literally saying nothing
Weird how Orko was just a meta joke at the end but then the credits art frames it like he was always part of the team.
>>154062553Fake screenshot, there's also Cameron Monaghan who deserves a lot of credit for his range, playing four different versions of Joker in Gotham - Jerome, Jeremiah, post-bombing Jeremiah, post-chemical bath Joker.
>>154064010I wonder if he was hastily added in post
>>154063977big corporation paying media to advertise their games = goodindie developer sucking literal dick to advertise their games = bad
>>154063977You don't even remember how it started, do you. It started with a whole load of "games news" sites simultaneously putting up "GAMING IS DEAD" articles attacking "gamers", and then the leaking of a mailing list all those writers were a member of, coordinating their stories and with nearly all of those writers financially supporting Zoe Quinn and Anita Sarkeesian.
Poor Mossman.
Can't help but feel like this intentionally zigged where Revalations zagged.Adam is framed as actually having more emotional intelligence than TeelaHe-man doesn't need to power sword as some sort of limiter/conduit, HE has the power and can even reconstruct the sword.Everyone knows Adam is He-man, they are just playing along with em the facade, so there's no drama thereSkeletor can't just yoink the power sword and go god modeAnd it was all the better for it.
>>154063108>Really, none of these culture war fags give a shit about little mermaid, i hate that disney princess singing crap. They only gave a shit and complained as another culture war battleground and another dumb hill to die on for themIt starts with some shit they don't care about like Little Mermaid or Star Wars (in that several billion dollar properties like those are "little"), then it moves on to something else they actually care about, then it moves on to education and law enforcement, then eventually you get fired from work because they passed a law that all jobs must have x% or women, blacks, trans, etc. (which will completely fuck over the profitability of everything because it will be impossible to find the same quality workers with that prerequisite, but that won't matter to asshole politicians who whore themselves for votes).
>>154064997>then eventually you get fired from work because they passed a law that all jobs must have x% or women, blacks, trans, etc.You need more tinfoil
>>154064997Youre a fucking retard bitch and getting ass ravaged because some property you dont even like or care about did a race change is peak retardation and youre a loser for caring about some superfluous change to an IP you dont even like. I was with you fags when it was about being against feminists and nu male cucks like rian ruining star wars but somewhere along the way you nuts lost the entire point and getting angry at shit for little girls being changed is pure nonsense.
>>154065024>You need more tinfoilNah, just read some news from the UK where this shit is already in full swing. Just last week I read something about a dude getting stabbed, and then the cops put him in cuffs first before calling an ambulance (the stabber claimed the kid was being racist to him). The bodycam recording has been released.
>>154065195Nothing about the UK being a shithole has to do with black little mermaid you dumbass retard
Wtf does he-man have to do with gamergate?Take this shit elsewhere.
>>154064859I like the He has the power thing, and I understand they probably didn't actually expect a sequel. But the whole the power is in him is one of those things you expect late into an adaptations lifespan
>>154052425Honor Among Thieves is the only movie with that exact millenial/Joss Whedon writing that should piss you off but actually manages to pull it off well. I guess it helps the whole movie does feel like some random groups DND Campaign with the exact sort of improvised plans and mess ups turned into a screenplay.
>>154064778Skeletor making a pun after killing Mossman was fun though
Any reference to El Bananero?
>>154065505I watched the movie subbed. Maybe in the official dub
>and pokes fun at modern woke
>>154050147you're really obviously stupid or obviously lying as >>154050287 pointed out
>>154053543Why the fuck is that cringe creepypasta and incel horror movie so popular?
>>154065372All I know about that movie comes from sophia lillis AI vids that i've been two fist beating my dick too.So..
>>154063999Scary movie wasn't fun
>>154066812>Scary movie wasn't funThe first two were plenty of fun, the later ones were garbage (even Leslie Nilsen could not redeem those).I wonder if the new one is any good, it's about to be released about now. It has the original crew from the first two movies returning. The trailer was pretty good too.
>>154066812SM6 isn't fun for sure
>>154062876>>154062896>casting American movies and tv shows with black actors is totally violating “European” cultureI said vandalizing. Heimdall, Artemis, Triss, Hellen of Troy,Athena and Ariel are European culture. Aside from these, characters others such as King Arthur, Queen Guinevere, Achilles, Zeus and other mythological and legendary characters and actual real historical people like Anne Boleyn, Joan of Arc, Queen Charlotte of Mecklenburg-Strelitz, Haakon Jarl, Cleopatra VII(she was Greek Macedonian) and many more have been portrayed by sub-saharan africans and other non Europeans.
>>154050078>It's actually a lot of fun.Damn is it really that bad?
>>154050078Zoomer here.Why you guys think this, Thundercats and G.I. Joe never got the same "respectability" TMNT and Transformers got? I know that's a weird word to use but it feels like the former examples still managed to attract an audeince across generations while the latter often has people stick their nose up and be used as an example of "80's cringe Gen X'ers can't let go off".
>>154067244Transformers had a classic like Beast Wars to bridge the Gen X -> Millennial gap.
>>154067244Transformers and Ninja Turtles have a stronger core concrpt and broad appeal that's easy to rework every few years to appeal to a new audience while still keeping long time fans happy (for the most part at least). He-Man is very much a product of its time, and Mattel diesn't seem to know what to do with it besides appeal to the nostalgia market. GI Joe has the same problem.
>>154067244Well for He-Man his whole aesthetic as a barbarian warrior was never super popular with millennials and zoomers. That's more of what boomer/gen x liked in there fantasy fiction what with Conan being popular with them. iirc the 2000s He-man show had difficulty getting focus test kids into it because they didn't understand why He-Man didn't wear clothes
>>154067158Actors doing their job isn’t vandalising.
>>154067462Not a single person blames the actors for it, goober
>>154067244Robots have been a popular with children since at least the 1950s, and the basic transforming gimmick is simple but open to countless iterations. There's also the fact that Transformers and TMNT have hadca more consistent presence on toyshelves over the last four decades than He-Man has, with far fewer gaps, so they never faded out of the public consciousness. Even at their respective low points (Generation 2, Next Mutation) kids still knew about them.
>>154067244Not as familiar with TMNT, but Transformers is good at re-inventing itself, and also got a big shot in the arm from the Bayformers, even if that had numerous downsides. The concept of alien robots that can shapeshift into vehicles while fighting an intergalactic civil war is also just very solid and can find an audience no matter how much time passes.
Saw it, I'd give it a 7/10>>154066055I think I know where the discrepancy is. See they DO call everyone by name but since Adam was a kid and didn't personally know all of them, those were all the names he came up with that he thought sounded cool at the age of 10. Everyone just sort of adopts the nicknames at the end
>>154056545>>154056576My sentiments exactly. A lot of the humour only served to kneecap the pacing and kill potential cool moments. There were still good jokes and actual cool moments but there could have been much more.>>154057485Fucking loved that. Looked straight out of a parody but somehow worked in the context of what he was doing.
>>154068748>Fucking loved that. Looked straight out of a parody but somehow worked in the context of what he was doing.>"....Human Resources? What the devil even is that?"
>>154068839Skeletor probably thinks it involves using humans for fuel or something.
So I think one sequel subtle sequel setup that drives Skeletor in this film is his desperation to obtain The Power is not driven by fear from Adam, but fear of Hordak returning. His army, Havoc Staff, and flunkies can't stand against The Horde
Whoa.Whoa whoa whoa whoa. Stop. Hold the phone. Dont touch that dial. Do not pokemon go. Cease. Desist. Wait.Her name is evil lyn and not evelyn?
>>154067191No
>>154068989You didnt know already?
>>154068989Yup. Evil Lynn.
>>154058535>I didn't even fucking know Stratos was a gorilla.Doesn't just have ape-man features because his toy is just Beast Man with a different head?
>>154059582>Mando's main goal was to make people forget the sequel trilogy which it probably did.Very clearly not.
>>154051553>Le millenial humor ''GOTCHA'' funee! Eh? EH!?Is this supposed to be for general audiences or just for the people who made this trite.
>>154052425Oh goodie two bad movies that people wanted them to be good they actually participated in the same allucigenic fantasy that they were actually good or even just okay, when these bad movies are nothing but Pisssnark MCU / Millenial humor, bit hey, they get their shit together so WORTH IT RIGHT!?I guess you never heard of ''Surf Dracula''
>>154070388>>154070423>Millennial humorThe writers are gen x. Stop saying this every time.
>>154058826Hordak is awesome, no one gives a shit about snakes.
>>154060276>Mando and grogu was good
>>154064778Unironically Mossman getting jobbed like nothing is my biggest issue with the movie, he's generally a big deal. But the scene was good.
>>154059593Why don't you quit being a leech and go back to Africa?
>>154050078The nu animated Masters of the Universe was genuinely one of the worst animated cartoon media I have ever seen.Is the live action movie actually any better or is OP just a shill?
How come the original He-Man is still the gayest Master of the Universe show despite Netflix She-Ra having a cast entirely made up of cocksuckers?
>>154070684It was 80s gay, like they didn't outright have men butffucking each other but it still came across as extremely homosexual but an inside the closet way, which made it comically stand out more.
>>154070579It was good, much better then uwu le incel horror movie or the creepypasta schlock flick. I hate normalfaggots chronic shit taste ruining media. No one likes what i like anymore and everyone else likes the dog shit sewage which i hate and is also objectively garbage content because theyre subhuman failed abortions
>>154070732No and no.>No one likes what i like anymore And if you're supporting trash like mandalorian, that's a good thing.
>>154050078>Message: sometimes talking doesn't work so you have to punch a fucker in the facepeople only spout this ridiculous barbaric shit until it applies to them
>>154062311Sissy low test buttpeeved """men""" were intimidated by all the women having larger biceps than them.
>>154070845No, fuck that slop trash about "uwu le incel is le scary" or "le back of walmart is le creepy" mandalorian was good and vermin like you who enjoy consooming trash content deserve to be massacred. Everything good is dead and theirs nothing to look forward to because rats who deserve ti be gunned down in an alley keep supporting slop media instead of good stuff.
>>154070868Thats an objectively correct morale though, but i wouldnt expect a pussy bitch american like you to understand
>>154071030You're such a loser, no wonder you've never had sex. Go basedjack over baby yoda, incel.
>>154071081>"UWU YOU DONT HAVE LE SEX BECASUE YOU DONT LIKE FEMINIST SLOP SAYING HOW ALL MEN ARE BAD AND CUZ YOU DONT THINK LE BACKROOMS SOME FAGGOT STOLE FROM A SHITTY ZOOMER CREEPYPASTA IS HIGH ART"People like you should be raped and gutted alive in broad fucking day light. I personally pray that you die in a mass shooting soon.
>>154070668Seems like audiences are liking it.
I know the production bible of the original show had an outline for an origin episode (in which Skeletor pretty much has the same backstory as the White Witch from Narnia and his minions are mutant astronauts), but no such episode exists in the actual show, why exactly?
>>154072890>in which Skeletor pretty much has the same backstory as the White Witch from Narnia and his minions are mutant astronautsExplain further
>>154072923Have you ever read Magician's Nephew? In that book, it's established that the White Witch came from a world named Charn which she had left in ruin because she failed to conquer it, so she put herself in stasis until she could be rescued and when she did she proceeded to try to rule other worlds. Skeletor too came from a ruined world awaiting rescue, only he encountered astronauts from earth, turned them into monsters and went to Eternia in an attempt to find a new world to rule.
>>154058240Really? I thought it was gonna be complete shit based on the trailer but I found myself pleasantly enjoying it after pirating it years later.
>>154062416>despite the fact he was one of his biggest collaborators at one pointBro what the fuck are you talking about
>>154050078>Message: sometimes talking doesn't work so you have to punch a fucker in the face>Message>MessageI don't give a shit about messages! I just want to see a motherfucker get punched in the face!
>>154067244What do you mean? It's less about respectability and more about marketability and more of a willingness to try different versions.
>>154070732Nah, Mandaliorian isn't a "bad" movie but it's a boring one that doesn't really justify its own existence. At least Backrooms and Obsession have basic set up/payoff and a plot with a logical progression.
>>154062553Teen Titans Go even clowned on Jered Leto's Joker
>>154070423D&D and TFO were both good, fuck off
>>154070684>>154070724The gayest jokes come from Fisto and Ram Man>LETS FIST SOME BAD GUYS!!>GIVE'EM HEAD, RAM MAN!!!
>>154070423shut the fuck up
>>154056370>corporate kindnesses
>>154050078Cool, I'll download it illegally someday when I'm bored
>>154063917It isn't
Head count of who could come back in possible future installments>Tri-Klops is likely fine>Spikor is probably okay too>Beast Man is definitely alive>Evil-Lyn ran away with Skeletor's skull, and likely will revive her hubby>One COULD make an argument that Trapjaw could come back since he's mostly machine anyway, and could have spat out the mine. No bodyCould probably add Mer Man or Web Stor. However if Hordak shows up they may be more inclined to add his goons
>>154073197Then He-Man isn't for youhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6Y-e13EqK0
>>154072890You need to go deeper and read about the toy designers unused lore where Skeletors mom and Hemans mom were going to be in Randor's Harem and Randor would throw babies in the pit in the basement to summon monsters. And the castle was founded by ancient alien. And it was a dead giant's corpse used its corpse to make a castle. And had time portals from every era and would have raiders from every time period and it would slowly drive you insane. And in the moat for this castle a baby was thrown in and that was skeletor. When he emerged he was all grown up and a skeleton wizard who took a dragon's eyelid for his hood. And his mom saw what he became and killed her entire village by nuking it with magicMattel didn't use any of it but the ancient aliens monster pit and moat are still in the toys.
>>154076658Damn, that's metal as fuck.
>>154067527Oh? Then why do you still aim all the racism and vitriolic hate campaigns at the actors themselves?
>>154076709Some shit that actually got in was a little crazy too
>>154076709Also here is the source if you want to read more. This blog usually posts it under Mark Taylor stuff or specific characters and articles.https://battleramblog.com/tag/mark-taylor/https://battleramblog.com/castle-grayskull-prototype-a-closer-look/
>>154076658Is there a place to read all this? I've only seen bits and pieces of Mark Taylor''s original story here and there but the harem thing is new to me.
>>154076835>>154076826Nevermind. Thank you.
>>154076835I just linked the blog where I found it all but I cant remember specific pages. There's an index there.>>154076826
>>154060419he was told to either shave the moustache or turn black
>>154050465Really?! I didn't even know he was sick
>>154062311CGi one is good, Kevin Smith one is caca
>>154050078>attack woke, go broke Hate to see it
>>154076751Because that's just life fag. Actors get weird and disturbing reactions from people over all sorts of inane shit. I also doubt that they routinely get legitimate death threats for these roles. It's just angry tweets
>>154064859Subtle trolling has been a tradition of the He-Man franchise:>Weirdo televanglists complain he's too satanic>Have an episode where Heman confronts the devil, if not naming or showing him directly.>New Adventures of Heman has him be incredibly unchristian. He seeks out war, he does not forgive his enemies, and HE IS RIGHT EVERYTIME. Worse, skeletor becomes the old testament devil: He can only be charismatic and manipulate a stupid, ugly warlord into attacking Primus and this version of Skeletor is even more magic reliant. >He-Man is thought of as a dumb kids cartoon>Adam is even younger and they get McFarlane's toy team to redesign everything. Brown tints everywhere and He-Man is deliberately doing things to make him look stronger than any other superhero: Lifting Mountains after cutting them through, throwing stone towers into the sun, every goddamn master of the universe has his own kingdom with complex politics that only the people reading about the toys get to know.>3D He-Man>Literally make every character the complete opposite of what they were originally and somehow no one is offended. Teela is a black ghetto nerd, ram-man is an 85lbs girl on the rag, Cringer raise adam, Adam is now fraught with doubt and so is duncan who has the -tism. Orko is a robot that is competent sometimes, Skeletor is high on cocaine and likes Beastman, Beastman abuses the shit out of animals, Evil-Lynn is a giant stick with DSLs.
>>154078030>Nobody blames the actors!>Well okay they do but that’s normal! No I won’t admit the contradiction because I agree with the racism!>Also they have to be lying that they get death threats because then I really would look like a bad guy!
>>154067244Personally, I think it's because GI Joe is about modern American military operations and that makes it too political. I think its because Them, ie elite London based banks and other organizations from there, wanted and continue to try to push youth to be unpatriotic or to hate the American government and it's military. It's better to support cartoons about exploring other cultures or fantastical scenarios than a cartoon if ever slightly touching a real life topic of military intervention, corruption, and the avenues terrorism can affect the world.
>>154078037They should lean into the politics and danger with a new he-man.I mean every kid knows the politics of the naruto world, the rules of the death note, and knew all 150 pokemon by heart. They'll understand. Can even teach them politics and how to deal with different people and ideas. Suits will try to make it into a techarchy or worship of capitalism. But they can slip something about how worthless they actually are in there under their coked up noses.And call out the projecting queers who want to make it into a homo show as well.
>>154078030I think its kind of what they want when they become celebrities. They love the strange life it leads to and would gladly bend over for the opportunity to have such attention as to represent a movie. You don't see the editors going to these talk shows despite 90% of the film relying on them.
>>154078118>Actors want death threats, actually. They hope for the day that they get targeted for unhinged hate campaigns!The mental gymnastics you see on this place…
>>154078073Yes I'm sorry you don't understand how human discussion works but something can technically happen and still not be a big deal or be actually dangerous. Now share some examples of one these actors having a legitimate attempt on their life for one of these roles and not just some mean letter or tweet
>>154050078Sorry, I just finished watching it, but I was too busy staring at Teela's ass in those tight pants to remember if the movie was fun or not.
>>154078118This is true too. They don't want legitimate death threats but that attention they get from being able to say someone said something mean to them is definitely a dopamine rush actors love
>>154078164When you have to keep moving the goal posts every minute it really shows how correct your argument is
>>154068559>See they DO call everyone by name but since Adam was a kid and didn't personally know all of them, those were all the names he came up with that he thought sounded cool at the age of 10. Everyone just sort of adopts the nicknames at the endIf that's actually in the movie, that's a pretty fucking neat plot point.
I'm sorry /co/ but I'm too embarrassed to go see a He-Man movie in theatres. Looks kino
>>154062850gingerg in gerin ggerni gger
>>154050078>Better than Kevin Smith MOTUNo, the Kevin Smith one is better. but I liked the movie too.
>>154078501Clerks 3 was fucking shit kevin
>>154065746why not? you trannies look poking fun at homophobia people who only want to help you guys anyway
I thought it was pretty decent overall. The earth stuff kind of lame and felt like it dragged on a little too long but once he actually went back to Eternia it was enjoyable until the end. Didn't feel like they went too overboard on the quips either.Anyone who says they emasculated Adam or tried to make Teela a girlboss who has to constantly save him literally didn't watch the movie. After he transforms for the first time it becomes a straight up power fantasy of Adam kicking ass all the way to the end. The final fight against Skeletor is great.
>>154078094none of you paranoid schizophrenics can actually answer the question 'why would they do that?' in a way that doesn't double down on the paranoid schizophrenia.
>>154050078The MOTU Skeletor runner is a cute time-waster. EVIL PASS is a total scam. So fitting.
>>154062311Revelation was a badly, amateurishly written adaptation of Death of/World Without/Return of Superman because Kevin Smith wanted to write Superman, not He-Man. Many of the first season's weaknesses make more sense if you consider he has never moved on from losing his one shot at writing Supes on the big screen.
>>154080271My only real complaint is that it just moves super quick at points, like things just happen to happen, I really thought they were gonna give Adam and Man at Arms a little training montage or something after they crash that ship in forest when he starts to get his shit back together so he's ready to actually fight at Snake Mountain.The fights at the end were great though, love that Adam just immediately starts dismantling Skeletor when he takes things seriously, and that all the character names being kind of goofy just came from his imagination as a kid. It feels like the kind of movie that could have been truly good if they let the serious moments linger for just a bit longer though.
>>154080741Yeah, that's pretty much my thoughts as well. I feel they should have shortened the Earth stuff and added a scene between the forest and Snake Mountain. But those complaints aside, it was a really fun movie.
it may not get great box office but at least the kids like the movie
>>154050078>pokes fun at modern woke with an HR scene at the beginning.HOLY FREAKING SCIENCE TAKE MY MONEY PLUS TIP HASBRO
>>154081876He-Man is essentially a kids fantasy. Too bad most kids these days are engaged to youtube to notice him
>>154082545but he-man lives on Youtube toohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fz_ZHKz7Djo
>>154082596Yeah but kids these days only watch TADC and similar shit. Anyway, that was a comfy episode.
do children ever cosplay he man or do they only cosplay prince adam since that's more age appropriate?
>>154081876The problem is the money they spent. They did not need to make the movie as long as it is, had they cut it to an hour 40 or 50 it would have made its money back. Instead they spent a whopping 200 M for something that does not justify that investment.
>>154082839The problem is modern Hollywood can only make cheap horror flicks or 200$ millions productions
>>154081876>Toy line which was just revived for the movieI didn't realize that a line running since pre-Covid yearly was "revived". The first Origins figures from the relaunch were in 2020, but the body they used was first released in 2019 with Masters of the WWE Universe as a way to split the production costs of the new bodies. He-man debuted shortly afterwards and then MotWWEU switched to WWE Superstars as straight up Origins style wrestlers instead of being altered to fit the MotU theme.
>>154063977review sites skewing positive because they want to keep getting early review copies and sponsorships is one thing. ostensibly disconnected reviewers astroturfing dogshit for ideological reasons is another.
>>154056141>I don't even understand what the point of building up Adam as being a new more empathetic hero compared to the previous champions of Grayskull when all his Human Resources stuff was treated as a joke and talking to Skeletor was just a gag leading into He-man just kicking his ass.I feel like the moral of the story is that being a super strong man that can beat the hell out of people is very important, but being able to work with others and understand them is equally as important.
>>154082839That's the main issue this is a movie made for a market ten years agoIt's too long and cost too much and China is not gonna be there to bail it out
