A Mandalorian, a bounty hunter, a genius engineer, an explosives expert, an artist, a rebel leader, and a Jedi walk into a bar.The Barkeeper asks "hey Sabine, drinking alone tonight?". - Edition.
>>154050167I don't think I'll get over how nonsexual the meeting was when she finally met Ezra. Japanese business men show more emotion.
remember
>>154050167Kissable
>>154050353governor pryce took all the bacta away from her
>>154050167Totally Wizard!She skateboards & eats pizza!
Is it still canon that Kenobi was only at the benchmark for the 'Force potential' needed to be a Knight or did they scrub that?
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>>154050383then why didn't use it when her shit blew up
>>154050167>No Slave Leia homage scene with Sabine Wrenboring
Orange Feet.
So in this thread we can discuss the shows and comics instead of autistic war games? Do you guys like the books too?
>>154050426I've never heard this so I assume it's some EUslop
Green Feet.
>>154050765I miss her...
>>154050765>Do you guys like the books too?Sure do
>>154050167That's what I don't get.She was already skilled in multiple fields. Why does she need to be a force-sensitive on top of that?It ironically makes her less interesting.
>>154050765>instead of autistic war gamesI will never understand how that general can manage to talk about Star wars 24/7 without ever actually talking about Star Wars. It's incredible.
Mandalorians, despite being the "best warriors in the galaxy" don't seem all that good at fighting.Your average no name mandalorians doesn't seem any more skilled than the average clone trooper, maybe even worse than them, and this has been consistent in TCW, Rebel and the live actions shows.Hell, in season 1 of Mando, a few dozen of them get killed by stormtroopers offscreen, in season 3, during fight agaisnt the pirate in Nevarro, several of them seem to forget about their jetpacks and stay pinned while being picked off by turret fire.And then there this guy, who, while his brethren were on the ground struggling against pirates, just flew up and took a starfighter on his own.
>>154050941Because I'm pretty sure marketing team can't seem to think of how to be successful unless someone is swinging a lightsaber around.
Does anyone else feel like the 2020s era of Star Wars is so... soulless? There is just no feel of "fandom". No memes. No interaction with the community. Ongoing shows just spawn out of nothingness and then disappear, memory holed after a month. Oddly bland, unable to generate any fandom. No art. No funny behind the scenes stuff. No stuff like The Clone Wars featurettes or Rebels Recon. No podcasts. And /swco/ itself is just 10 people at most, with the IP counter being hidden...
>>154051026> Ongoing shows just spawn out of nothingness and then disappear, memory holed after a month. Oddly bland, unable to generate any fandom. No art. No funny behind the scenes stuff.they say that fandoms reflect the property they are fans of in other words>put out slop>fans do nothing
>>154050964>Mandalorians, despite being the "best warriors in the galaxy" don't seem all that good at fighting.>Your average no name mandalorians doesn't seem any more skilled than the average clone trooper,That's because, up to the Clone War, Mandalorians was all what there was. Nobody else has a standing, breathing, military force that could compare to Mandalorians until the GAR was commissioned. Not counting the Jedi Knights.>Hell, in season 1 of Mando, a few dozen of them get killed by stormtroopers offscreen, in season 3, during fight agaisnt the pirate in Nevarro, several of them seem to forget about their jetpacks and stay pinned while being picked off by turret fire.I'd call this being a matter of being untested in actual combat scenarios. Unlike Din Djarin, the vast majority of the CoTW spent their whole lives in hiding. They were all greenhorns. We were very likely seeing their first taste of actual combat. In contrast to what we see of Bo-katan, Axe Woves and Koska Reeves in their appearance in season 2 where we clearly see how much more experienced, cohesive and trained they were. Even to such the extent that Djarin was displayed as a 5th wheel to their group.Pic mostly unrelated.
>>154050275You can thank Filoni for that, he's adamant that Ezra and Sabine are "like siblings", despite Ezra and Sabine being the members of Ghost crew that least interacted with eachother.I could say Ezra and Zeb are like brothers, but not Ezra and Sabine.They went as far as having Sabine's real family be killed offscreen during the mandalorian purge, just so she would be obssesed with finding Ezra because he's "the only family she has left", because fuck Hera and Zeb, I guess
>>154050941My guess is that Disney was concerned about Mando oversaturation. Mando and BoB already had mando leads, and then "the jedi show" was about to have another one as co-protags with Ahsoka, so they mandated tossing her armor and turning her into a jedi.
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So, Hot Toys and Disney got scared and cancelled the live-action tube top Ahsoka figure, and the few people who managed to get it sell it for thousands of dollars now. This is now the rarest and most expensive Hot Toys figure ever.
>>154051026Yeah it's because all the organic fandoms were bullied out of existing by these people. You literally weren't allowed to discuss any project released in the past decade, let alone anything currently airing Now that they have seemingly moved on, things feel a little bit better. I still can't believe /swco/ is back at all desu
>>154051293i like the GoT shirt lol
>>154051268I hmmmNot sure how to feel about that.
>>154050167girlbosses killed star wars. there are no white male heroes left. its all girlbosses over and over and over again so boys left and now the franchise is dead
So are they gonna drop some "Tales of" or something? Maul was only 10 episodes, animated pipeline is usually a lot bigger.
>>154051569Season 2 is already confirmed. I assume that will be the 2027 animated projectI'm fucking sick of the Tales Of shit. I have yet to feel satisfied by a single one. Either use them to tell some truly unique stories from unseen corners of the galaxy, or don't bother.
I can take some WebM requests. I have:Star Wars I-VIThe Clone WarsTales of the JediRogue OneAndorMaul Shadow LordForces of Destiny (lol)
>>154050167Devon the first new star wars character Inliked in a long time. Maybe character is a strong word, jedi*I just keep having this idea pf Maul trying to transform her into an edgy teen mall goth
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>>154050774https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DfUn19ZIyqo
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>>154051747BALD
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>>154051747Unfortunately, it will never happen. People got baited - hook, line and sinker. Everyone's built up this "potential Talon" in their head, but the show telegraphed it pretty hard that Lawson will tell her that Maul betrayed Daki, and she will leave him and will redeem herself. Disappointment is going to be monumental. Lucasfilm just has no balls to keep the characters evil, as evident by so many half-assed redemption plotlines that plague every show. And they don't have the balls to give her a sexy outfit either.
>Peak inside.>It's just sunk cost canon quislings & ashoka coomers. Never change /swco/
Anakin Skywalker.
>>154051869But. But. i want it!
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>>154051747I just like space hebes. Infact, space hebes are the only thing I care about at all
>>154051891Has sex with his Padawan.
>>154051869You're an idiot. They are obviously setting up a red lightsaber user to have around post-9 without having to resurrect the sith. It's so fucking obvious.
>>154052003Stop it. I don't want to think about Devon old and wrinkly she's cute. A cute!
Remember Sex Appeal? Miss when Star Wars wasn't ran by a post-postmenopausal coffee fetcher and blowjob dispenser.
>>154052003Darth.... Menopause.
>>154052125Darth DeadEggs
Can we get a moveon with the Rey revisionism please? I feel like it's taking significantly longer than the rest of ST revisionism
>>154051869Her ditching Maul is a given, but that doesn't necessarily mean redemption. She could also just die, fly into the sunset to be edgy on her own terms, or end up in some convoluted stasis chamber/time warp for the sequel-sequel trilogy.
>>154052219What revisionism?She stinks, She stared & grimaced for 3 films gnashing her piano key teeth.
>be me>hot day on Coruscant>go take a massive, stinky shit>ah, feels good man>time to flush>wtf.jpg>no water>look outside>someone cut my water pipe with a lightsaberWhen our glorious Emperor declared the Jedi traitors to be hunted and killed, I cheered. Spoon bending hippies eating my taxes and cutting my pipes.
>>154052451She doesn't know disable droid?
>>154050941I hated it when I first heard about it, indeed she already had so much going on that adding being a Jedi on top of it felt really wild and unnecessary.But I've come round on it. As of late Star Wars has been leaning into the idea that potentially anyone can learn to use the Force given enough training, it's just a lot easier if you have a high midichlorian count. Sabine doesn't (Huyang emphasizes that she is the least Force-skilled person he's ever know to be a padawan), so she needs to do a lot of extra training to compensate, and I can totally see her signing up for it precisely because she has excelled at all these other things previously and so she thinks she can tackle Jedi training too. Except of course she can't, not at first, and it takes her however many years and a journey to another galaxy to finally manage as much as a Force push. That's not too outrageous of a result, and having just recently watched Ahsoka it didn't feel unearned to me. Though I think it would have helped if they actually showed us some of her initial training with Ahsoka before they split up instead of just mentioning it.
>>154051026I dunno man. I'm only just now rediscovering my passion for Star Wars after something like 8 years of not engaging with the franchise or the fandom after ST pretty much killed my interest in it. Turns out it's not been all that bad and they've actually put out a lot of real kino in the meantime - Andor, TCW S7, The Bad Batch, Maul. I can't speak for the state of the "fandom" but the franchise itself still has soul... Sometimes at least.
>>154052219>ST revisionismI haven't seen a single person call the St good, I haven't seen anyone say goods things about the ideas, the designs, hell, people even talk shit about the soundtrack.
>>154050941>She was already skilled in multiple fields. Why does she need to be a force-sensitive on top of that?She doesn't because she isn't. If you watched the Ahsoka show you'd know they beat us over the heads in saying she isn't and that she's actually pretty shit at the ways of the Force because she isn't Force Sensitive. She is to using the Force as a lazy-fat person is to using the marital arts.
>>154053621>I haven't seen a single person call the St goodThose redlettermedia fucks say it. They loved that shit which is why I don't watch them. Anyone that praises the ST over the PT immediately loses any credibility.
>>154052219Huh? There is no ST revisionism or Rey revisionism. This isn't like the Prequels where it not only added on to the franchise, it was clear that it was made out of love and passion. Rey and the ST will not get a similar review.
>>154051268Frankly, that thing is creepy. We're just too used to seeing young Ahsoka in TCW's stylized animation as a cartoon character. Seeing a "realistic" version of her played by an actual literal child felt kind of surreal. But putting her in the tube top she wore in TCW despite them designing a more sensible outfit for Tales and the Ahsoka show flashbacks just makes it weirder.
I drew the O-Meg
>>154053138As much as TLJ gets shit on I really do like that scene of Luke explaining that the Force lives in all things and that the truth of the Force is that it doesn’t belong to the Jedi (and by extension the Sith)
>>154051656No Rebels? Oh well... Something with Devon then maybe?
>>154053853Casting is just bad. She looks like a fat Mexican with an egg shaped head. And that constipated expression doesn't do her any favors. Awful figure, awful live-action translation, but the situation is pretty funny.
>>154051869FFS Lawson should stay dead. He was gunned down. Maybe Devon will still learn that Maul betrayed Daki somehow, but they should stop pulling the "the character appears to die but is actually later revealed to be alive" shit
>>154054026He obviously isn't dead. They showed him witnessing Maul betraying Daki on purpose. That will pay off later, considering he was the one to say over and over that they can't trust Maul in the last two episodes. And him walking into the fog is the most obvious "the guy is alive" flag. He was only shot in the shoulder and in the leg. And they also telegraphed that his Imperial wife will play into this somehow. The problem with the Maul show is that it's so painfully predictable, you can see what's gonna happen from a mile away. They failed to surprise me even once across those 10 episodes. It's like I'd seen this show already when I was watching it for the first time.
When I was a kid I thought I could use the force because I can see midichlorians and if I focused to gather them around objects with my mind I could move themBut it turns out I just have a neurological condition called VSS
>>154053621I have. On r*ddit. They are pretty funny. They think that when the new generation who saw the sequels as kids grows up there will be a wave of newfound nostalgia/appreciation for the ST just like there was for the PT. Utterly blind to the fact that the fondness for the PT era was in many ways propelled by a shitload of toys, spin-off media, and a whole fucking animated show than ran for 6 seasons. None of which the ST has because it has poisoned the worldbuilding for its entire era so badly that Lucasfilm doesn't want to touch it and has been retreating to the safer OT and PT eras for nearly all their projects for the last 7 years.
>>154054026>>154054227it's fucking Shrodinger's Lawson, of course they have plans for him, but they can kill him off if Wagner Moura doesn't come back to voice him.
>he is an officer of the law>he has a son>his name shall be Lawson
>>154052219>>154054779"PT revisionism" is mainly people acknowledging that the prequels had some merits dispite their flaws and that Lucas isn't the living personification of evil. Even the HARDCORE, hardcore autistic fucks who argue that intent trumps execution and act like even AotC is a 10/10 masterpiece do so in defense of the immense amount of passion amd artistry that went into the prequels. The ST has none of that.
>>154055473so would Han be gay or still be with Leia
>>154055528Hanna will go after Prince Luke
>>154055551can't believe Luke french kissed his sister in front of his future wife
Yoda, Windu, Dooku.
>>154054449>neurological condition called VSSPretty sure thats the rifle the pykes used.Airsoff guns really made things easy for the Lucasfilm prop department.
>>154050964Carried hard by their special metal armor that can only be found on their planet
>>154055734I hate what they did with Pykes in live-action. It's the same kind of shit as with the Grand Inquisitor. Except they doubled on it in Outlaws and Maul:SL.Some things should just be left to animation.
>>154055668The High Republic made canon that Yoda, Oppo "rancid" Rancisis and Ki-Adi Mundi have been on the jedi council for centuries.And people talk shit about boomers for refusing to retire and let eh younger generations take over.
>>154055803>Ki-Adi Mundiwait how old is he?
>>154055826Who the fuck knows, but he shows up in the Acolyte, so at least a few centuries.
>>154053138Midichlorians don't give people force powers. They're merely attracted to beings that are strong in the force. Saying a high midichlorian count causes force powers is like saying moths cause flames.
>>154055796They don't look good, funny how the Solo movie made sure to avoid actual pykes, despite a good part of the movie taking place in Kessel, andthen BoBF goes and shits out these things.
>>154055911so, you're telling me the guy who has permission to fuck as many women as possible, for the purpose of procreation, has lived at least a couple hundred years, and his species is still under threat of extinction?
>>154054227>It's like I'd seen this show already when I was watching it for the first time.this, it's easily the safest show we've seen yet. They really just can't do new things (for the Acolyte defender, Acolyte is not "new", it was also extremely predictable).
>>154056040He can't get it up
>>154056040>>154056065Coneheads are like space pandas.
>>154055803>>154055911>>154055826Yarael Poof as wellPersonally, for me, I kinda like the idea of the council being comprised of multiple long-life species. It makes sense given the Jedis respect for wisdom and experience
>>154056076>>154056065They have to show him Ki Adi Mundi porn so he can successfully breed with a female
>>154054858>This guy is gonna be a bad guy. The bane of their existence when he shows up>…Cad Bane
I want more weird Lightsaber variants
>>154056065>>154056076>>154056142does he need to see videos of dead genosians to get it up?
>>154056040>so, you're telling me the guy who has permission to fuck as many women as possible, for the purpose of procreation, has lived at least a couple hundred years, and his species is still under threat of extinction?No. His species is not endangered. Never was. He can fuck though because the Jedi have no rule about fucking for recreational purposes. You just can't marry and have kids.
>>154056128get this dirty Neimoidian off the council
>>154056560The question is how much sex with the same person are you allowed to have?As a certified sexpat myself, I've had a few short term flings in my travels knowing I'd soon be moving on That's ok I'm sure, but would it break the rules to get in touch were you to pass through again?
>>154056665>get this dirty Neimoidian off the councilLooks like a Duros to me, anon.>>154056711>The question is how much sex with the same person are you allowed to have?I doubt there's a set number, but if it becomes habitual then that's probably when they call the quits. It'd be easy to get possessive with something like that so while they don't have rules against one nighters, you're probably expected to pace yourself.
>>154055911The white and gold are so tacky, man.
>>154052219>>154053667There is an anon on /tv/ that defends TLJ and seethes at PT AND TCW.
>>154057668It's visual shorthand for how 'pure' the Jedi are at this point of the timeline while at the same time being too self-assured in their capability. They're at the height of their power and they know it. It's been some eight hundred years since the Sith fell for good (as far as they know) and they've taken every crisis since by the horns.
>>154057764That middle one looks like something Anakin would wear if he had to do some kind of function as like Padme's +1 and needed to have something fancy but still evoke the Jedi look.Obi-wan would make fun of him for months about it.
>>154056250Lightsaber trident
>>154057668I dunno, I kind of liked it, felt more fitting for their era of being actual knights at the peak.Then they eventually became more insular and monk-like, so they adopted boring brown robes.
>>154058126They look like televangelists.
I feel kind of bad for the High Republic.The High Republic definitely suffered from the fact it's really big media project (rather than side novels or comics) didn't even factor into what the period was ostensibly about. Namely getting to have the Jedi do some *actual* heroic swashbuckling stuff rather than being "dead" or "in decline". It also didn't help that it really wasn't even a particularly greater take on the idea of corrupt Jedi doing corrupt things cause they're so flawed.
>>154058901Yeah on paper it honestly sounded like a good idea for Disney to do.A whole new era just for themselves, disconnected from the OT, PT and ST leaving them open for tons of new stories that could be told.Then for being a big multimedia project all that really came out of it was some comics/books and arguably the worst Star Wars live action show.Like where are the video games? The animated series? Movies?Its just the definition of wasted potential.
>>154059002True, I mean another story about the sith corrupting a Jedi story?Nothing about the Jedi fighting the nihil or general pirates?Nothing about the less standardized force traditions or lightsaber configuration (expect for like 2 scene of that stupid whip)Nothing about the Drengir or other weird force shit in the galaxy.
Did Ahsoka tano die in Legends? Shot by clones? Was she hunted by Vader? High inqusitor Jerec?
There was this story about a kid that got bullied and beat up in school and he didn't fight backAnd his parents asked him why and he said its not the jedi wayWhich makes this 8 year old both a pussy and retarded because yes it fucking is
>>154059206It's sort of ambiguous and never really focused on.
>>154059206Thought that was Agent Smith for a second. I kind of want to see Hugo Weaving in Star Wars now, as a Sith lord of course.
>>154059206She was never really in Legends. TCW came out way after most EU stuff and was still ongoing when the split happened, so there was never a window for EU material to cover her fate.
>>154059450Na, they tried merging her a bit but it was mostly danced around at the time.
>>154059450I think she used to be a placeholder character before the movie came out. I have this weird memory of Ahsoka being a blonde human.
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I'm thinking about getting into High Republic. You know, ironically.
>>154059206Given she was never mentioned in any of the 100s of Legends novels, I'd say she's dead Jim
>>154058126They should've done more robes like Keevee rather than the gold and white. They still should've come across as Jedi, but they're fine with embellishing and using non-standard tunics because they're gaudy and don't need as much stripping down since it's not constant warfare they're engaged in.
>>154059544>he doesn't know
So either cal kestis dies, or he lives but gets a show which is a fate worse than death
>>154059450She was more or less a walking asterisk (Still is).
>>154059544You please don't spew misinformation. Just say you don't know. Can your ego handle that?
>>154059206She didn't, period.
>>154059614Why do asians draw the cutest Twi'leks?
>regular ass earth sheep in AndorAnd dropped
>>154059614GOD
>>154059659So did you have the same reaction to regular-ass earth snakes and lizards on Dagobah or
>>154059668The watch tower from Justice League?
>>154059674Sorry he's not buying your commie gobbledygook.
Rodians being only 15% of the population...
>>154059574>>154059592A Jedi character is never heard from again after the Jedi Purge. I wonder what could have happened.
>>154059865Conjecture.Not fact.
>>154051869Learning Maul betraying Daki might just mean that Devon betrays Maul. She could do this as redemption; she could also do this by sliding deeper to the dark side.
>>154059614Purest Twi'lek in the franchise.
>>154059002>The animated series?there is an animated series taking place in High Republic
>>154059936It's for literal preschoolers it doesn't count
>>154059936>We want the Paw Patrol audience.
>>154059951>>154059953And? Just because it has its target demographic doesn't mean it doesn't countLike what, every animated show should be like TCW to count - in case of High Republic with Nihils?
>>154060020Anon it's designed for four year old children, do you really think it's ever going to have a meaningful effect on the canon?
>>154059885Search your feelings, you know it to be true.
>>154060031To some degree, yes. Not overwhelmingly big though.
>>154051268I am still baffled about the tube top thing. That was just what teenage girls wore at the time! I was there, I remember! It's not horny at all!
>>154059575>Cal survives the third game, but he's gotten strong enough for Vader to seriously hunt>Merrin preg reveal>gets a show, dies at the end putting up a good fight against Vader>leaves the door open for a 4th game about Merrin in Mando-era or the kid in ST-era if Respawn ever feels like doing another oneI could see it going like that.
>Bariss was qt in Genndy's show>gave me fetish for green girls, orange sluts aren't my thing>she's in TCW just as cute>Filoni turns her into a crazy terrorist>then hear nothing about her for years>finally comes back as an Inquisitor in ToTE>she quits after first mission, despite it being far less evil than her old terrorist actions were they also removed her tits, what the fuckThey massacred my girl...
>>154060198If they have a kid they'll need to make a canonical decision about where night sisters come from
>>154060249I always assumed they were all just Zabrak/Human hybrids where the males always came out Zabrak and females all human...somehow.It also kind of works, since even Acolyte had the human looking twins were both carried by the Zabrak witch Mother yet look nothing like her.
>>154060249Would they? Look at Jacen, there are no rules. That kid could be a goth girl, a ginger Maul, or literally Cameron Monaghan in a white wig.
>>154056011Yeah, cool, I never said otherwise? They don't give people Force powers but they still serve as an indicator of having them.
>>154056215>This guy is morally evil>His name is Moralo Eval
>>154059215The Jedi way doesn't mean you can't defend yourself. They literally carry weapons ffs
>>154060138So was I. No they didn't.
>>154061721yes they did
I wish more people gave the high republic a chance. It really was very good.
>>154050275thats because they're saving her romance for Shin
>>154061942Look, I get it, the actresses fuck behind the scenes. But onscreen their characters have fuck all to do with each other. They've only just met, are literally enemies, and have only shared like 10 minutes of screen time in total. Sabine is clearly after the loth-cock and was willing to risk the whole galaxy for it.
why the fuck isnt this Omnibus in story anywhere in Europe anymore? The follow up event Omnibusses of Crimson Reign and Hidden Empire are still available in number.>just read it online brono, i want it on my shelve
>>154062071The ending of Ahsoka had sabine literally let the lothcock go. Now Sabine, Shin, Ahsoka, and Hound are the only people on their planet from their galaxy and will almost certainly have to work together to get home.Plus, disney would absolutely listen to some gays on twitter if they thought it would get the show more views. I've got money on it happening
>>154062113I'm going to be so mad if it happens. I would have been much more accepting of it had the show itself let Ezrabine stay dead from the start and signaled moving on clearly. But it just had to open with Sabine sleeping in Ezra's bed, jolting awake crying his name, and rewatching his hologram recording over and over. Yeah, revive my hopes just to torpedo them all over again, why don't you. Fuck you Filoni.
>>154055803>>154056128It's kind of funny to me that the High Republic gets treated as this bygone lost golden age yet like half of the Jedi Council in TPM were also around during it. Heck, given how long lived a lot of aliens in Srar Wars are, there are probably plenty who lived through it too.
>>154059206How is it that Jerec is cooler than all of the Inquisitors introduced under Disney?
>>154059614Funny how the japanese seem to love Rebels and Mando, but I never seen they caring about TCW much.
>>154062447Disney inquisitors were introduced in a kids cartoon and have never been allowed to be anything but jobbers
People are talking about Sabina and Shin fucking, but that won't happen because Disney doesn't want the little audience they have left turning on Star Wars.But anyway, that also depends on what Ahsoka teachs about attachment to Sabine, so far, we've only seen 2 jedi abandon the teaching and form relationships, Kanan and Cal.Ahsoka herself refused to train Grogu because he was too attached to Mando, can't imagine she would be happy about Sabine carpet munching.
>>154062883There is nothing at all anywhere that says jedi can't have hot sweaty lesbian sex. Also Ahsoka took it upon herself to train Sabine and give her a connection to the force that she otherwise wouldn't have had when she clearly felt a strong attachment to Ezra so she really doesn't get to complain about it now.
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>>154063011Friday and no new Maul
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>>154059668>>154061911>The jedi were all golden and shit, golden lightsabers, golden robes, golden ships, golden starfighters.>But then one space station got destroyed and the whole jedi order got depressed until the sith destroyed them.The High Republic is retarded, and I'm glad it failed, the only chance this "project" had with normies was the Acolyte and the game, the Acolyte failed and is universally hate, and the game is indefinetily suspended because Lucasfilm hired a studio that's completely incapable of making anything of the scale they wanted.
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>>154063127>Offers to polish yor helmet>it's an euphemism for giving you a bribe and not a handjobI would honestly be so dissapointed.
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>>154063164>accept bribe>pay her for the handjob
We need a planet that is run by criminal gangs and local warlords that isn't one giant city or tatooine.
>>154063171It sucks that her stuff isn't leaked anywhere. All we get is just these crumbs...Also crazy how random Onlyfans slut mogs the shit out of the official production.
>>154063491Hondo Ohnaka's pirates had their base in Florrum, and it was basically just a few building integrated into the canyons of the planet, and a few shanty towns built out of crashed ships.
>>154063529And a travelling circus lol
>>154063506>Also crazy how random Onlyfans slut mogs the shit out of the official production.it's literally survival of the fittest, there's no competition for official Star Wars content, so they just put out low effort shit. But on Porn? oh boy, they have to compete with hundreds of models, all striving to get the limited numbers of paying gooners into their flock.Gone are the days they could do a Leia hairdo and masturbate with a cheap toy lightsaber, shit is tough for everyone.
>>154063070What is the point of advertising that you don't know what you're talking about? I literally don't understand
>>154063491Wish they'd show us Nar Shaddaa in Nu Canon. Shady parts of Coruscant except it's the whole moon, would be a great setting for all sorts of stories.
>>154053642>isn't Force SensitiveShe can use the Force, don't split hairs
>>154050765>>154051240>tan>blonde hair>lets blow her up hahaWhat a waste
>>154055551>Bounty hunter tomboy>princeInteresting coupling
>>154063555I love FStar Wars needs more Fs
>>154064040Nar Shaddaa actually shows up quite a bit in the canon books and comics
So, the Star Wars encyclopedia says the Armorer has the 5 horns on her helmet as a "reminder of her past", and she seems to be the only member of her tribe that has ever been on Mandalore, making it obvious she served maul at some point, could she be Rook Kast?Wouldn't be the first time someone surviced getting fucked up by Vader.
>>154062883>People are talking about Sabina and Shin fucking, but that won't happen because Disney doesn't want the little audience they have left turning on Star Wars.Nah, putting lesbians in a show is an easy way to gain points from the progressive crowd without also alienating the conservative crowd too much because "girl on girl is hot". They can totally do it and not worry too much about the audience. Now, gay and trans characters, that's a lot harder to sell.
>>154064793The reason they lost the audience in the first place is forgetting the franchise is meant for kidsFighting bad guys is okWeird sex stuff is not
>>154064832What are you talking about, there's barely anything remotely close to "sex stuff" in modern Star Wars
Current year Filoni doesn't do romance. Let it go. The guy nixed Ahsoka's boyfriend on Coruscant, retconned the novel where there was a slight hint of some girl being into Ahsoka, resurrected Ventress and made it impossible for her to get back with Quinlan Vos, made Sabine and Ezra platonic friends. You can bet everything you have that Shin and Sabine will never be a thing.
>>154065133There is another
>>154065133Only person whose allowed to romance Ashoka is Filoni himself
>>154065208Not gonna happen. This is all you're gonna get. Like Tech and Wanda Sykes in Bad Batch. Very, very, very light, barely noticeable funny "awkwardness" that won't go anywhere.>>154065280This meme is retarded considering that Lucas created Ahsoka and made her Anakin's Padawan, and the rest of it is just plain incorrect. This was made by a seething EUfag.
>>154064998The acolytes entire press tour was all about how gay it is
>>154065325No noo nooewDevon will be a big sopping wet mess after sex with Tieler
>>154050275I dunno, I think it was just a huge moment of relief between the two. Just think about how trashy would it be to try and engage in frisky stuff after reuniting with a dear friend after 5+ years. Bear in mind I ship the two shamelessly. But that moment was too special to waste it on some corny ass romance shit when Sabine and Ezra never really broached the topic before? Pass.But on that topic I don’t know how else you can interpret picrel. It was clearly headed somewhere in Rebels, the just ran out of time. Ahsoka seemed so uncommitted with how it tried to portray their relationship. There were some good one moments but even after Sabine left the entire galaxy to find him there was still some space between the two, narrative wise.
>>154065208>Awesome straight couple>Evil and intimidating Maul
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>>154065208>>154065325If any couple has a chance it's that one. Maybe it's due of George's lingering legacy and his Twi'lek fetish, but Human male-Twi'lek female romance has been allowed to exist so far.
>>154065596>>154065648>>154065673If I was Maul I'd absolutely demolish both of them sexually
>>154065791Maul has nothing left to demolish people sexually with. Those parts have long since been lost to a trash compactor on Naboo.
>that's some nice blue ass Twi'lek. I want to steal her Kalikori
>>154066037Do you have the full pic?
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>>154066195This is why I keep coming back.
>>154065648>>154065673>>154066195These are amusing, got any more?
>>154066474Not so much Devon Tiler and Maul. But I got some Devon and Maul
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Very late but I finally watched Visions Volume 3 and here's my shitty opinion on it.>Duel Payback: 8/10Pretty decent story, liked how the Ronin was actually on the back foot for most of it. The sith Twi'lek is really hot. Liked the Jedi grandmaster even if he was a bit generic.I feel like I would've had more of an issue with how they portrayed the force if I didn't know before hand that the rules for the Roin Duel Universe. >The song of the 4 wings: 8/10Story pretty generic, All of the characters visually appealing. Pretty good action but in the same way the twins was so it's "lol anime". Liked how the empire was after something normal like coaxium and not "le kyber crystals"Would've been 6/10 but it has the best (or second to best) soundtrack out all the shorts it adds 2 points>The Ninth Jedi: Child of Hope: 6.5/10Felt like a mid season one episode of an anime in a good way. Kara still is good but the other characters are just background dressing>The Bounty Hunters:6/10It's cute, had nice action. Some good turn arounds. I want to fuck the Twi'lek You get to guess which one I'm talking about bit generic villian>Yuko's Treasure 7/10Just a really cute adventure. could take place in a generic space setting but really wholesome. >The Lost Ones 9/10More F + one pointIt has a nice dynamic twist of her master being the one hunting her & uses the SW setting in a good way. Leaves the door open for more while leaving you satisfied with what you're left with.>The Smuggler 6/10Somewhat generic but is fun and has good action. The smuggler girl was pretty cute with the prince & I enjoyed the old lady's backstory>The Bird of Paradise: 5/10Sort of felt more like a Volume 1 short in a good way that it tried to do it's own thing with a SW sticker slapped on a Wuxia anime.>BLACK: 10/10Short & Trippy
>>154066958Thank you anon for providing some fine additions to my collection
Which is worse, Kenobi, Acolyte, or Book of Boba Fett?
>>154067663Acolyte for sure. It's hard to even rate it as a star wars property. But there's some enjoyment watching it ironically. I was watching OSP, who talked about the humor of Kenoni being on par with episode 1. Take that how you will. The book of boba fett is interesting.it really is one of those shows that definitely bait and switch the audience. Boba himself takes a huge backseat to his own show, and then the whole thing of Mando taking his show over.
>>154067663Book of Boba easily. Kenobi has a good story somewhere when you chip away the awful pacing and budget required to turn a film script into a television series. Acolyte isnt actually bad, it just has lesbian women and black lead
>>154067663Acolyte.Kenobi I am willing to give some leeway since it was meant to be a movie and clearly the writing department butchered it to become a show, and Boba Fett was just sadly highjacked by Mando.But Acolyte had to be a fucking embezzlement scam of some sort, it cost over 200 million and was just fucking trash.
Book of Boba Fett, Kenobi, The Rise of Skywalker, and The Phantom Menace are the only legitimately bad Star Wars projects.
>>154067663Acolyte had some really good fight scenes & Kenobi has that bad either.The action in Book of Boba Fett? Fan films have better choreographed fights than that shit.
>>154067663Acolyte is the only one with an even remotely interesting narrative
>>154068051No way this dude is out here saying last jedi was better than phantom menace
>>154068058I remember the fight scene in Acolyte between the sisters and it's just the actress mirroring herself, matching the same movement. I got the sense maybe they were implying they were evenly matched but it was bad.
>>154068167Yeah by a significant amount
>>154068167NTA, and I'm not sure I'd personally agree with him, but TLJ is at least infinitely more interesting and engaging than the other two sequels. Certainly not everything in that movie worked, but it had some cool themes and ideas despite the overall result being... questionable. In many ways, it's not unlike the prequel movies. I can't really blame anyone for liking TLJ even though I'd still rather see the entire trilogy erased.
>>154050906>Phasma that highDo you have an EU chart?
>>154068554>Do you have an EU chart?Id like to someday but I read too many of them as a child and don't trust my memory of their quality. It's not a priority>Phasma that highIt's an excellent book desu
>>154050941>>154053138I was one of the few people in the world who liked Sabine as Rebels aired. I hate what they've done with her and...well everyone in Ahsoka. Everyone is so stock and lifeless. Imagine fucking up Ezra's reunion with Sabine like that. What a piece of shit of a show. Baylan was cool and Shin Hottie is my waifu. Love that cockmongler stare she gives half the time.
>>154067663I m gonn say Kenobi because I didn't watch the Acolyte.Book of Boba is bad, very bad, but it isn't offensively bad like Obi Wan was.
The funniest thing in Ahsoka was how it kept saying Ezra doesn't need a lightsaber anymore, because in the 9 years of not having one he's come up with some Force using martial arts now...only to immediately get a lightsaber again once he's on Ahsoka's ship.
>>154068787I really didn't like him just making a new lightsaber, i don't doubt Huyang had some kyber crystals on him, but a lightsaber has to have meaning.Governor Pryce gave Kanan's lightsaber to Thrawn after he died, all they had to do was say Ezra stole it back as he was fleeing from the Chimera as they arrived in Peridia.
>>154068880I liked the force kung fu so him getting a saber again so quickly bugged me.Just felt like whoever was running the show felt like characters NEED to swing a laser sword to matter.
>>154068787It was too quick but maybe it will be more of a backup for him. I thought the forcefu would be an expansion on what vader was doing vs reva in the kenobi show
>>154068639>I hate what they've done with her and...well everyone in Ahsoka. Everyone is so stock and lifeless.Hey I feel the did my waifu justice at least>>154068880>I really didn't like him just making a new lightsaber, i don't doubt Huyang had some kyber crystals on him, but a lightsaber has to have meaning.Out of all the things about the show to have a problem with, I don't think it is one. It doesn't seem far fetched at all that with Huyang's help and collection of spare parts he would be able to quickly construct a new lightsaber, and they were kinda too pressed for time to contemplate there being some some deeper meaning. Stakes had risen since the scene where he boasted not needing a lightsaber, and even then he was a bit too confident there, yet resorted to using a stormtrooper's blaster shortly after.
>>154068962>>154069140The Force-fu was just Filoni trying to show Ezra had become more enlightened and closer to the Force.The problem is that he didn't want to make Ezra powerful enough to deal with blaster bolts with just the Force, so he needed a lightsaber anyway.
Summer game fest in 8 minutes. Second-to-last chance at Jedi 3 or kotor remake trailers
>>154069347>kotor remakeIt's dead Jim
>>154069329Why isn't her kid training with Luke anyway?I know the out of universe explanation is that Filoni doesn't want his OC green haired kid Kylombined, but in-universe, Hera personally knows Ahsoka, and should at least know who Luke is.
>>154067160Nugget F
>>154069378She fears that it's dangerous, she doesn't want to lose him like Kanan
>>154069358No it isn't. It switched from aspyr to saber
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So, whos the best non-force-sensitive pilot in the galaxy?Wedge "the Edge" Antilles?Hera "species traitor" Syndulla?Fenn "likely dead" Rau?or Din "father who stepped up" Djarin?
>>154069700My wife
>>154069551Leftist?
Come on man
Why do some male Twi'leks look just like normal dudes with human-like faces, while others looks like nightmarish monsters with creepy teeth and a seemingly different skull structure? It's almost like they are two different sub-species. I have a theory that the more human-looking ones are a result of crossbreeding with actual humans, but it begs the question why don't see this kind of variety with female Twi'leks, who all look fairly normal human-like.
>>154070258The older a male Twi'lek gets, the more bulbous and elongated their head becomes, this can be clearly seen on Cham Syndulla.Senator Orn Free Taa is a straight up mutant.
>>154056901>Looks like a Duros to me, anon.the joke is I am being racist and um uh Duros and Neimoidians look very similar
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>>154070304This could be just a quirk of the Rebels animation style, they did that with Vader's helmet too
>>154070353https://files.catbox.moe/bmug0a.png
>>154070383This would be hot if it weren't for the fear of him gradually mutating into a Bib Fortuna looking ugly ass as he ages
Anakin is in Zero Company. But is Ahsoka in it?!!
>>154070357nah, they even modelled him a sort of inbetween state in the Bad batch.
>>154070304>>154070455>>154070620Probably because George Lucas cares about hot alien chicks and probably didn't give a shit enough to make alien fem boys. Go ahead find me an in canon star wars alien femboy.
Uhh is that a blue Togruta?
Glup Shittos assemble.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WxLUZ1omFA8
>>154070383>>154070455Twink'lek death is when the forehead ridges appear.
Ani looking chopped...
>>154070756screencap of the red lightsaber?unless its an OC it can only be one of 4? characters
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Je9SLyqRtc0
>>154070620Well shit. That's kind of creepy. Why don't females get them? I mean I'm glad that they don't but this shit makes no sense. Also the guy in the fourth pic here >>154070258 doesn't look that young but his forehead blobs are barely there.
Kalani wannabe.
>>154070860unironically probably because every time raiders attacked them they probably killed the more human looking ones less often.
>>154070896...and impregnated them with human DNA which eventually led to less ugly-looking male Twi'leks as well
Which will be modded into Zero Company first?>NIKKE>Girls' frontline >Blue Archive
>>154070998Mass Effect
>>154070998Shrek, CJ, and Thomas the Tank Engine
>>154070860>Also the guy in the fourth pic here >>154070258 doesn't look that young but his forehead blobs are barely there.he lives in Tatooine, we know the twin suns there make you look much older than you are.
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>>154070998Warhammer 40K
>>154070998theres only one answer
>>154070876>KalaniRex is an awful friend, he literally met the Super Tatical Droid responsible for the death of Saw Guerrera's sister, and not only did he let him go, he didn't even tell Saw.
>No KOTOR remake, only shitty XCOM clone for Star Wars fans>RE fags get the Code Veronica remake they've been asking for years.it's not fair.
So apparently this is what is currently known about this upcoming Zero Company thing (from the wiki):>Zero Company was a special forces group that was active during the Clone Wars, which were fought between the Galactic Republic and the Confederacy of Independent Systems between 22 and 19 BBY. Led by former Republic captain Hawks from the Den on the Ring of Kafrene and aboard the starship the Caisson, Zero Company fought covert actions during the war and tried to stay independent. However, because of his debts with the Hutts, Hawks was forced to work together with the Republic and got recruited by a Republic intelligence officer and the dispossessed baroness Jae Mordant to investigate the Confederacy-aligned Dark side of the Force cult Infinite Coil, led by Kundri Fathom, which sought to infest the galaxy with a plague.What? Why is a Dark SIde cult being investigated by a band of mercs and not, you know, the Jedi Order?
Oh you wanted cal kestis?No, you get dud bolt
>>154071151>No KOTOR remakeIt's dead Jim
>>154071183Fanfic tier, shan't consider it canon.
>>154071183I mean they got a Jedi, should probably be more than one tho.
not dooku'snot ventress'not savage'slooks like mauls saber? the tip has the same conical shape as his saber
>>154064832Lucas was forbidding Carrie fisher to wear a bra in the first movie. classic sci-fi is full of sex stuff. two cute girls kissing is pretty low down on the list of that
>they put the boomer imperial from resistance in this gameRESISTANCE MENTIONED
>>154070854>Now this is pod racing Joking aside I'm glad there's star wars racing game. It feels simple, but with Star Wars property being the way it is, maybe that's for the best.
>>154071303We know maul killed a few Jedi during the Clone Wars. there's even an episode that starts with him killing a random twi'lek jedi.
>>154071398yeah it's just given the game is set between 22-19BBY (including post-order 66), clone wars glup shittos are inevitable but not guaranteedI mean we're already getting anakin in the game so it's not a stretch to have someone like grievous/dooku/ventress/maul as a bossfight
>>154071351Griff my beloved...
>>154071543No fucking way the crawler is still canon
>>154064241>She can use the ForceUsing the Force =/= Force Sensitive. Chirrut consciously used the Force and wasn't Force Sensitive. He and Sabine are one-trick ponies who can only use one ability out of countless. Just because someone can do a roundhouse kick doesn't make them talented in the martial arts. It just means they can kick. It's literally the same shit.>don't split hairsA very significant fact that sets her apart from people who can truly learn the ways of the Force is not splitting hairs. It's a very critical detail that they beat us over the heads with. She isn't Force Sensitive. She's shit at using the Force. She, and the audience, were explicitly told this.
>>154071543>Morgan Elsbeth is such a genius she designs the TIE Defender despite being a magical with of the swamp>Thrawn puts her in charge of burning forests on a single planet for "resources", and she does this for 30 fucking years.Strategic genius my ass.
>>154064583>So, the Star Wars encyclopedia says the Armorer has the 5 horns on her helmet as a "reminder of her past", and she seems to be the only member of her tribe that has ever been on MandaloreThe Horns probably have to do with whatever clan she came from.> making it obvious she served maul at some pointDoubtful. It's very clear she was the one who was raising the kids Death Watch abandoned (such as Paz Vizsla and Din Djarin) after they left Concordia from being discovered there by Satine and Obi-wan.>could she be Rook Kast?No, because Rook Kast left Concordia with Death Watch.>Wouldn't be the first time someone surviced getting fucked up by Vader.You don't survive getting your lungs ripped out from your mouth in the middle of the jungle. The cas of The Armorer being Rook Kast has been concluded. They are separate characters. The book is closed.
>>154071986thats how the VA described recording a scream, its not what literally happenedwhy do people always confuse these type of things?
>>154070721 What I liked about xcom I thought it was cool, main gameplay was pretty neat and funWhat I disliked about xcom The macro game of managing resources was boring and confusing The severity of injury or your character had nothing to do with how much health they actually finished the mission with Permadeath adds major stakes to everything which is good, But the characters having skill trees and level ups makes losing them so punishing that if you do lose one you're better off just restarting the operation instead of replacing them. There needs to be some kind of equipment transfer to the replacement character or something or there's no reason you should ever accept losing one
is Mando just retarded and can't recognize beskar, or was moff Gus Fring's suit really so fucking powerful it could crush super beskar?And it crushed that shit through Bo katan's hand, her hand should be paste after, are her bones beskar too?
>>154072036Oops, forgot the image.
>>154066134sorry for the wait
>>154069378>Why isn't her kid training with Luke anyway?Because there's no reason why he would be. Jacen is her kid so it's her decision. It's not like the Jedi Knights automatically have rights to Force Sensitive children in the Galaxy. It only happens by consent of the parents. Also, he's too old. Granted, he'd be nowhere near as dangerous as Anakin was, because there's nobody to care about him enough to specifically target him to warp his loyalties, but being so susceptible to the Dark Side can make him a danger to himself. Better to just let him be at that point and leave him under Hera's wing. For anything else, he has the potential to be as great, or even greater a pilot than her.
>>154072036just do what I do when it comes to this dogshit favearu and filoni writing:don't try to reason with it, or come up with a theory as to whyjust accept it's dogshit writing and move on
>>154071056>he literally met the Super Tatical Droid responsible for the death of Saw Guerrera's sister, and not only did he let him go, he didn't even tell Saw.Probably because he didn't recognize Kalani. All clankers look the same.
>>154072009>thats how the VA described recording a scream, its not what literally happenedEven if so, it doesn't matter. Vader killed her. She's dead. Rook Kast and the Armorer are conclusively different characters.
>>154072069wait has Luke not shown up in any of the animated shows
>>154070998Halo reach female Spartans
>>154072244He appeared as a cameo in the distance on Tatooine in a Rebels episode but that's it. There are no animated shows taking place after he actually gets involved with the Rebellion.
>>154072069>Ziro the Hutt, AP-5 and the Martez sisters are all close together.So Lucasfilm does know which of their characters are unbearable.
>>154072244>wait has Luke not shown up in any of the animated showsYes and no. He kinda appeared in Rebels, but only from a distance and in silhouette. They admitted they just used Ezra's model for him so he doesn't actually have a specific model for animation.
>>154072322>AP-5>unbearableWhat? AP-5 is based as fuck.
>>154072244its ridiculous how they didn't make a Luke animated series, Mark Hamill is already a great voice actor so they wouldn't have to use weird ass deaging cgi.
>>154070998Death Trooper GFs
>>154072322Ziro is one of the best characters in Star Wars. He's hilarious.
>>154066134Here is a better quality and resolution.
>>154072554it's interesting that they cracked out old versions of character models for some characters
>>154070304>>154070258Official explanation is Orn Free Taa is such a fat fuck that the bulbous forehead most normal male Twileks have has begun turning into an extra set of lekku.
>>154070258>>154070648There was this guy
>>154072450Yes
>>154072652he has 3 fingers instead of four
>>154072820space diabetes
>>154072398I really want an animated show that follows a similar formula to TCW but takes place during (and after) the OT, interchangeably focusing on Han/Luke/Leia adventures, other members of the Rebellion in general, and all sorts of other characters and fractions. I'm aware that lot of that period is heavily covered by the comics, but I'm sure they can still squeeze in new stories, possibly adapt some existing ones for TV, and show what other characters were doing in that time. In particular it would be a good opportunity to tie some loose ends and continue the stories of various surviving characters introduced in The Bad Batch (Omega), Tales, Rebels, Andor, Rogue One, etc. and show what have they been up to during the OT. And finally shed some light on what the fuck Ahsoka was doing after Malachor. Maybe have 1-2 seasons between Yavin and Hoth and between Hoth and Endor each, and then start moving the narrative forward towards the Mando/Ahsoka era, where ideally future spin-off shows will follow instead of being stuck between the PT and OT forever.
>>154072763This is what I want. No more fucking Mandos or Jedi, just cute trooper girls.
>>154072820You mean 4 instead of 5, right?..
>>154072688SauceAlso impregnate him!
>>154073450>And finally shed some light on what the fuck Ahsoka was doing after Malachor.Training Sabine (for whatever reason) and then following leads on Thrawn. I thought they made that pretty clear.
>>154073538he accidentally ate a finger thinking it was a fried lekku
>>154073631When exactly did she make it out of Malachor? If before Endor, why the fuck was she not helping the Rebellion and/or training Luke?
>>154050167To the guy who talked about Star Wars Visions. I'm on episode 2 and I'm really enjoying myself. Thank you.
Me and the bad bitch I pulled by being a greedy obese diabetic
>>154073482>>154072763>>154072450They're cuter with the helmets ON.
>>154073538>he thinks people have 5 fingers on their hand
>>154073739the greedy part is doing the heavy lifitng
it's this kind of situation
>>154073482give me emerie in clone trooper gear
lol I have such low memory on my computer I'm having trouble even attaching pictures correctly
>>154073700>When exactly did she make it out of Malachor?We don't know. We've yet to be given the timetables on certain events. We know at the least that she got out during the events of the OT because The Night of A Thousand Tears happened during it. But we don't know when. All we know is that her mentorship of Sabine happened between when she got off of Malachor and when TNoATT happened.>why the fuck was she not helping the RebellionPresumably that could've been WHY she was hunting Thrawn.>and/or training Luke?Probably the same reason she quit training Sabine and refused to train Grogu. And also bonus for probably not wanting to risk fighting Vader again.
>>154073546Pretty sure it's from the Fallen Stars book manga adaptation.
>>154071183>Zero Company fought covert actions during the war and tried to stay independentHow the fuck do you stay independent in a war with only two sides.How can a fucking clone and a jedi not fight for the republic?
>>154073916You think the artist is aware of how kinky that is to a Twi'lek?
>>154073866All interesting topics a potential Rebellion/GCW show could cover. I would love to see her first meeting with Luke.
>>154073965lmao, imagine evolving to have parts of your brain contained in an unprotected appendage that a predator can easily chomp off
>>154071183The Jedi are kinda busy with the Clone Wars tbf
>>154073965I mean she is a sith so par for the course.
>>154072554Thank you
>>154073817I'm still waiting for the reveal that there is a whole army of Emeries working in various other research institutions across the Republic/Empire
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>>154074145Could be a decoy thing originally evolved to survive native brain munchers. That anti-human extremist from the young jedi knight novels was missing one and didn't seem to have any physical side effects.
>>154073482>Me when I find an abandoned kamino cloning outpost
>>154074673>>154074710LolI needed a good laugh
>>154074548Do the evolution
>>154072554is that a fucking Detours stormtrooper in the bottom right
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>>154050167Cosplayhttps://www.instagram.com/p/DEWVmfAJKmY/?igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==
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>>154050167>"hey Sabine, drinking alone tonight?"
>>154064040It's actually visible orbiting Nal Hutta in the new Mando movie, but they never go there.
>>154067663BOBF. It just refuses to use its characters properly, is directed by the guy that did fucking Spy Kids, and the best episode is the one that Fett isn't even in, which is fucked. There's even a visible difference in effects quality between the Fett episodes and the Mando one.
>>154070258Second guy is actually Bib Fortuna's brother. Despite looking like a fucked up gremlin, he's actually a legitimately good person.
>>154071351Oh shit I thought I recognised him.
>>154067663Boba is worse because they revived the character just for humiliation rituals
>>154050167How would (You) introduce starkiller to the canon to prevent disney from fucking it up?
>>154076000I wouldn't.If you had to, make him a competent Inquisitor with a mask based on his Lord appearance and have him fight Cal in the next game.
Star Wars Starfighter rumors/leaks>Set five years after The Rise of Skywalker, during a period where "the galaxy is still rebuilding">Story follows a washed out New Republic/Resistance war veteran suffering from PTSD, played by Ryan Gosling, who is tasked by his Jedi sister (played by Amy Adams) with protecting her son from forces seeking to capture him>Main villains are played by Mia Goth and Matt Smith. Mia Goth plays a force-sensitive mercenary who wants to train Amy Adams' son as her own apprentice. Matt Smith plays a feared warlord/arms dealer, he may have a buzzcut.>Tom Cruise visited the set and directed a sequence involving a lightsaber fight in marsh>Movie is intended to be standalone, doesn't feature any legacy characters or sequel setups>Disney is more confident on this movie as a proper relaunch for Star Wars films than Mandalorian and Grogu, which was essentially a straight-to-Disney+ movie that got a theatrical release simply because they were desperate to put out another SW film after seven years
>>154076175I mean, it sounds simple enough.>Movie is intended to be standalone, doesn't feature any legacy characters or sequel setupsI can't imagine that tbf, sound so different from the Star Wars of recent years
not even 4 months and this thread is already bringing out the old rebels shitposthow many threads till futashoka
>>154076000I would love to see him resurrected in star wars visions but no I'm sorry, he doesn't belong in the main canon. He's just a what if side story in the grand scheme of things anyways.
>>154076373Likely the point. Make a movie that has all the essentials of Star Wars (space battles, lightsabers, aliens, the force) but without the baggage that has developed from the franchise's expansive continuity.
>>154076000>Final boss of jedi 3>lord starkiller look>falling star destroyer in the background >https://youtu.be/WAx6-FrnQFM?si=NU_RdGPD2sI3Q3NB is the soundtrack >has all his abilities from the first game>normal QTEs are replaced with the ones from TFU complete with PS3/360 era graphics >battle ends with them recreating pic related and killing eachother
Ever thought about making a sith oc?
>>154076175>yet another loner saddled with a tagalong kid who helps him open up and be a father figure to storySo it's just Mandolorian except set post-ST rather than post-OT? Also noting a distinct lack of Starfighters in that summary about a movie titled Star Wars Starfighter.
>>154076995I've already played SWTOR
>>154072036Beskar to my understanding isn't particularly though in sense of metals durability, it's just really good at dealing with heat, which makes it really good against hot bolts of plasma and also makes it a bitch to work with.I may be mistaken but I could swear it at least used to be only "cold worked" aka some guy with hammer beating a cold peace of metal into desired shape (only minor force required to shape).if that was the case then what I *assume* is more pure form of beskar would be exhibiting these traits even moreNever mind I just looked some google ai shit and apparently it's some extreme density metal now (and may have always been, idk anymore)Then again gold is also dense but soft idk
>>154051862this go hard ngl
>>154076175>Movie is intended to be standalone, doesn't feature any legacy characters or sequel setups
Was Beskar being nigh indestructible some kind of retcon? I remember Mandos going down to regular blaster fire just like Clone Troopers and Stormies several times in TCW and Rebels.
>>154078239>Was Beskar being nigh indestructible some kind of retcon?Mandos armor as made by the Armorer is high quality, not comparable to the average shmuck.Mando armor was always reputed to be better than average even in old EU, it's part of the reason Mandos are so dangerous even tho they're 'just' human
>>154076175>Story follows a washed out New Republic/Resistance war veteran suffering from PTSD, played by Ryan Gosling, who is tasked by his Jedi sister (played by Amy Adams) with protecting her son from forces seeking to capture him>Mia Goth plays a force-sensitive mercenary who wants to train Amy Adams' son as her own apprentice.I wonder who trained the Jedi sister and the (fallen Jedi?) mercenary. Luke? Ahsoka? Are they survivors of Kylombine? Or will they finally start pretending that just never happened?
>>154078239Beskar is EU garbage. Introduced in some old '90s comics, I think. But then Karen Traviss (lol) made it indestructible in some late '00s novels. George Lucas, obviously, did not know about that shit. He did not like the idea of there being metals that can go against a lightsaber. Which is a big reason why he created the Darksaber that was originally just a vibroblade, like in Knights of the Old Republic games. This is why Mandos in TCW also die from getting shot. But then Filoni brought that shit back in Rebels and in the live-action shows.
>>154073450>I really want an animated show that follows a similar formula to TCW but takes place during (and after) the OT, interchangeably focusing on Han/Luke/Leia adventures, other members of the Rebellion in general, and all sorts of other characters and fractions.I really wanted this too. It would have been a much better use of the Rebels title. You could even start just before the OT does and have some old jedi in the rebellion that you can kill off for drama. But at this point a post-rotj New Republic series could fit that spot, use the original trio to great effect, and still have plenty of room for other characters to get new stories.
>>154073450Honestly a Clone Wars type show taking place in the 3 year gap between New Hope and Empire would be kino if done right.
>>154078545It also seemed liked the mandos in season 1 had to earn their beskar, what with mando's first armor set getting trashed so quickly. I think it would have made a lot more sense to go that route and make full beskar suits rare even for mandalorians especially post purge.
>disney refuses to use any prequel material after buying star wars, opting to go for OT nostalgia instead>ST fails, disney now milks the prequels dry and refuses to use characters from the OTwhy are they like this
>>154079072They had no problem using Luke for Mando S2 and S2.5. Yet for some weird reason they suddenly shifted to pretending Luke doesn't exist in Ahsoka.
>>154078173Beskar is literally adamantium, Mando survives getting punched through the roof of a Mos Espa building, and then gets his helmet bitten by a Rancor twice, not a scratch on his armor.>>154078309And yes, it seems the Armorer is the best beskar smith who has ever lived, since Boba's armor got dents on it, maybe she'll repair the Darksaber and it'll be really indestructable this time.
>>154075463>>154075495ventress is one of those characters who just shouldn't be depicted smiling (unless it's an evil smile) as it does not fit her at allno wonder she says>stop smiling, it's unsettling
>>154079072>ST failsYou answered it yourself. At first they tried to distance themselves from the PT because the public perception of the prequels was bad, so they positioned the sequels as the return of Star Wars to "true form" like it was in the OT. Except the ST sucked ass. so they started to embrace the prequels again in order to placate the fans, but also became unable to do much with the OT characters because the ST ruined their potential.
>>154078996>It would have been a much better use of the Rebels titleRebels really came out at the wrong time, it was their only ongoing show at the time so they just shoved everything they had in it - Maul, Ahsoka, Thrawn, Mandalore etc., things that perhaps might have been better explored in their own shows or movies, and now later projects have to dance around it.
>>154079386>At first they tried to distance themselves from the PT because the public perception of the prequels was bad,It's honestly absurd how hard people were on the prequels. I think it requires a deep sense of immaturity to think they're any lower than a 6/10 at worst
>>154079459Exactly. Disney had just cancelled TCW, they also had a massive hate boner for anything prequel-related at the time in 2014-2018, and Filoni thought Rebels was perhaps the one opportunity he'd ever get at concluding some of the stories. But then The Last Jedi and Rise of Skywalker shit their pants, TCW S7 and Mandalorian were massive successes, which allowed them to make more shows. And now everything has to dance around the constrains set up by Rebels that were only caused by necessity at the time.I always wanted Ahsoka and Rex animated show after The Clone Wars. I dreamed about it for years. But that won't happen now. Because of what Rebels set up, and because there's now been 150 shows set between Episodes 3 and 4 and people are getting tired of it, and because Ahsoka got a shitty live-action show but it's after Return of the Jedi, lmao, so she'll never get another show of her own and people have already been complaining about her being overused.
>>154059614The Rebels show keeps talking about how the Ghost crew are a family, but they never felt like it, specially Hera.She felt like a mix of a military team leader and a school teacher, this single manga panel makes her seen more like a mother to Ezra than 4 seasons of animation.and they kept that shit going in Ahsoka, where Sabine doesn't seen to give a single fuck about Hera, but keeps saying Ezra is "the only family I have left".
>>154050167It's weird how in TCW, Mandalorians are basically space Scandinavians that want to return to their Viking roots, but after the Disney acquisition, they're this diverse group of wholesome fighters. I guess in some ways they were made closer to the comics. Also, I might be forgetting something, but why did Maul "throw away" his Mandos? He asked the rest of the Syndicate to go into hiding. It feels like they wrote them off to make the timeline/setting make sense in Rebels/Mandalorian and future projects.
>>154079528>Disney had just cancelled TCW, they also had a massive hate boner for anything prequel-related at the time in 2014-2018, and Filoni thought Rebels was perhaps the one opportunity he'd ever get at concluding some of the stories. But then The Last Jedi and Rise of Skywalker shit their pants, TCW S7 and Mandalorian were massive successes, which allowed them to make more shows.Well to be fair, the TCW cancellation was more about cutting costs, since George was paying for TCW out of his pocket while Disney wanted something as cheap as possible. It was only JJ Abrams having a hateboner for the prequels and being a petty fuck about it, other projects like Rebels and Rogue One were allowed to be more embracing of the prequel content.
>>154079800>It was only JJ Abrams having a hateboner for the prequelsDid Kennedy ever manage to hire someone that didn't hate Star Wars?
>>154079835I feel like most of Disney SW's issues came from KK hiring people who loved Star Wars too much
>>154079664>It's weird how in TCW, Mandalorians are basically space Scandinavians that want to return to their Viking rootsIt's because George Lucas had a very specific arc in mind for the Mandalorian during the Clone Wars, even if technically contradicted what had already been established in the EU.
>>154079835Favreau
>>154079857I could save Star Wars
>>154079835Nobody "hates" Star Wars or else they wouldn't be working on it, nobody set out to purposefully ruin it or whatever. Some people just have retarded ideas and need to be reigned it. JJ may be a notorious hack who misunderstands Star Wars and hates the prequels but he is still clearly obsessed with the OT. KK herself is a prolific producer and was entrusted with Lucasfilm because of her prior work with Lucas, and she was behind every good recent project just as much as every bad one. These people did many things wrong and probably should have been stopped or reigned in sooner but it's not like anyone purposefully sets out to "ruin" Star Wars or whatever.
>>154079986You sound like a good person.
The head dev for the Jedi games said Lucasfilm really wanted him to do a Bounty Hunter/ mando game, and he had to fight to make a game about a jedi.Let's assume Lucasfilm still want it made, what would you want from a prequel game about the Mandalorian?I really wish they would explain why he's such a good pilot, I'm pretty sure he's more impressive in a cockpit than on the ground.
>>154079986>nobody set out to purposefully ruin it or whateverRian Johnson explicitly did
>>154080021I am.
>>154080037As much as it feels like johnson hated Star Wars and it's fan, it feel like he hated Abrams even more, how the fuck do you make a movie solely to undo the set up from the previous movie, hundreds of millions of dollars spent on pure pettiness.
>>154080031>the MandalorianNah it would be about some other mando bounty hunter so we could customize our character and/or armor. You would switch from doing contract missions to story missions about finding more mando survivors. I still don't know why ubisoft, the assassins creed guys, chose to make outlaws instead of slapping their asscreed formula on a bounty hunter game. A lot of the gameplay elements in outlaws could transfer over just fine
>>154080123A game about a random young Mando recruit exploring the newly liberated ruins of mandalore and somtimes leaving to look for survivors would be very cool.But it would have to be done very well, Lord of the Rings completely butchered this concept when they did it, I think most people didn't even hear of this game.
>>154079386it is a bit ironic that Rebels, the show they gave so little budget that for the season Vader showed up they spent 2/3s of it on his cape is now the thing they're hedging their bets on.
>>154080123>>154080160Respawn was developing a Mandalorian video game but it got canned for some reason
>>154080037>>154080068Did it really? I don't think anything in TLJ outright contradicts TFA in the same that TROS did to the former. Everything JJ setup in that movie (New Republic gone, Luke's order destroyed and hiding on an island, Rebels vs Empire all over again), Johnson was simply working from.You can't really say "oh but he changed JJ's original plans" because JJ didn't write shit and left it up to someone else to resolve the storyline he started for the trilogy.
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>>154080294>the black troopers are taller and their speech is incomprehensibleWhat did Gareth Edwards mean by this
Remember folks, Acolyte didn't fail because Disney stepped away from the Empire for once. It failed because Disney couldn't help themselves but make it gay and lame.
>>154080223See >>154079459, at the time they put a lot of major stuff into Rebels so now various storylines in other projects hinge on it
>>154080294I hate how these guy are nearly indestructible in Outlaws, but in Rebels they are one-shot by Hera's tiny pistol
>>154080331Was there anything in Acolyte that was good?
>>154080470The Jedi massacre in the forest was a good action sequence, and I liked how the funny charismatic smuggler sidekick played by Manny Jacinto was revealed to be the true Sith lord.
>>154080236You sure you're not thinking of the original pitch that got turned into Jedi mentioned here? >>154080031Or was it a separate project?
>>154079072Because in 2015 everybody still hated the prequels, and now they dont.
>>154080331Nobody here cares about your silly American social politics
>>154079288Meanwhile Cal is obviously the superior beskar worker. He doesn't even need tools.
>>154080693No, a seperate project that was probably attempting to capitalize on the success of The Mandalorian series.
We were robbed because a surface level Bene Gesserit ripoff was too woke for Star Chud youtubers and their ilk
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>>154080916>Twi'lek>Shampoo
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>>154080965Wouldn't the enclosed space limit jedi maneuverability and make it easier to gun them down and it only worked for vader because he's a fucking rock star and has had to git gud at everything else due to his lack of maneuverability?
>>154080996We've seen Vader, Luke, and Maul(twice) slaughter their way through all kinds of hallways, you're looking for logic in the wrong franchise.
>>154080965>>154080996Do you think the writers will ever acknowledge that stun rounds can't be deflected and instantly take away modt if a jedis crowd control abilities wjen under fire?
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>>154081050>stun rounds can't be deflectedSince when?
>>154080719>>154080868From what I've heard (and feel free to correct me because I haven't watched that crap) The Acolyte has genuine serious flaws and not just "it has women and minorities" - it looks cheap despite its insane budget, has bad fights, nonsensical plot, questionable lore, and slow-burning fire in space.
>>154080868Worse, according to Kennedy, they scared Disney out of greenlighting any project deemed even remotely risky, which is likely why the NJO movie and the Dawn of the Jedi movie were put on the backburner, and pic related wasn't picked up. Star Wars YouTubers are scum and have actively damaged the brand worse than a bad movie ever could
>>154081084It was a recurring thing in both the clone wars and rebels
Bring back Durge you bastards!
>acolyte apologistskys
>>154081144The problem with The Acolyte was it was a 2 hour movie thay got stretched into a 8 hour television series.
>>154081144Everything has genuine serious flaws, but the acolytes bloated budget was definitely a big one. As for everything else, the lore was only questionable because it dared to be unique, and its fights we're excellent because it noticeably use prequel trilogy choreographers.I'll leave it up to you if fire in space is a dealbreaker
>>154081195Durge shows up in the Aphra comics, but I don't consider anything real canon until it's on Live action, animation or video games.Anyway, there's really no point on him, since Jedi Survivor showed Gen'Dai are much easier to kill in the new canon.
>>154081176People overestimate how much sway random YouTubers have. The Acolyte was a failure because people it looked like ass so the viewership dropped.Audiences don't dislike projects that are "risky" or try something new. They just dislike shit ones.
>>154050167How come star wars never shows Bothans? They were mentioned ad early as Return of the Jedi but they never appear in any movie or TV show. I don't even know if they have tails let alone how they're supposed to look in an official canon sense.
>>154081372Many of them have died.
>>154081372The "unfortunate implications" of showing a species that loses some people in a war and then never shuts up about it and demands political favors for decades to come
>>154081193Holy LARP.
>>154081193>>154081451Tales literally has an entire episode dedicated to Ahsoka's intense shot deflection training with stun bolts.
>>154081435"8 Million Bothans died to bring us this information"
>>154081479See what I mean? It used to be 6 million Bothans, now it's 8? Palpatine's lightsaber can only slice so many beings per minute, it just doesn't add up...
Is it bad I think Zero Company and Galactic Racer look fun?
>>154081526Yes. How can you call yourself a Star Wars fan if you don't hate Star Wars?
>>154081176In fairness reviving Ben Solo would have been retarded.
>>154081526>spoilerDo you even vidya brah? You lucky this ain't /v/, I'd kick your ass if you say that shit there
>>154081435But the twilik get abused all the time yet constantly appear.
>>154081584Nah. He still has a ton of potential as a character, and an arc about him having to reconcile his past deeds in the eyes of the galaxy is a really interesting angle and spin on Vaders redemption, which didn't lend itself to that kind of narrative Not to mention that he's now a force ghost, with a force bond to a living being. Weve never seen anything like that before and I think it could be really cool to explore those circumstances, eventually leading to his return.
>>154081512I think in legends after the first death star was destroyed, Palpatine was so missed he personally went to Bothowi to visit the planet's government and killed them all with the force because they covertly helped the rebels get the death star plans and were not so secretly not that neutral
>>154081451Would using slug throwers aka actual bullets be effective against jedi like ahsoka?
>>154081632I mean he should just be stuck in prison. Anything else would be incorrect.
>>154081512>>154081479Are the bothan women at least sexy?
>>154081670Yeah
>>154081670Yes. Lightsabres dont reflect them but just melts them into molten slag which could do more damage to them if it hits them. Also using the force to repel some bullets only does so much when a group is firing at a jedi from multiple directions
>>154081670We've seen it. Slugthrowers are actually slower than lasers, so Jedi can just dodge them.
>>154081689>Anything else would be incorrect.Id bet most of the galaxy would agree with you. But what happens if Rey disagrees and is now "siding with the enemy" in the eyes of the average citizen while she's supposed to be the new bastion of hope in the galaxy? If Poe is helming the New Republics successor, does he side with the galaxy to earn their support? Or does he trust Reys judgement despite the bloodshed that he's seen Kylo be responsible for? Now we've got an interesting political dynamic and character arcs to start the new era off with. Use your imagination, because there's clearly interesting directions they can go with this
>>154081670They'd just aim dodge them with their battle precog.
>>154081804It seems more like he just sucks at shooting. Also jedi could easily handle a single non elite military guy with a blaster without a lightsabre
>>154080160That should have just been a Warhammer Fantasy game unironically
>>154081829Rey's judgment for what? That she wants to get fingerbanged by him? Why would Rey disagree? Even Ben himself probably wouldn't disagree.
>>154081992>Why would Rey disagree? Even Ben himself probably wouldn't disagree.Because the Grysks are here and she only has a small handful of Jedi and needs all the help she can get, and she's the only one who knows that he truly turned at the end of Episode 9I don't know what is gained by refusing to use your imagination to come up with ideas. It's silly.
>>154082126I can imagine a sequel to The Graduate too, that doesn't mean it needs to exist.
>>154082168Id watch The Graduate 2 if Kylo Ren was in itAnyway here's the new thread >>154082399>>154082399>>154082399>>154082399
>>154080868Microwaved Voldemort looking ass.
>>154081372There was a Bothan Jedi in the Genndy Wars show.
>>154081835Still a better result than a blaster, you're forcing them to reposition instead of just waving their sword to bounce your shot back.
>>154082934I thought it was those wolfman aliens that you also seen in the catena scene in a new hope
>>154081670Lightsabers melt the slugs. However I'm pretty sure there's in black markets "Jedi killer" slugs which explode in high heat. So if the Jedi tries to deflect one of those with a lightsaber it explodes and kills them. In that case it's down to how well they listen to the warning force gives them and they should dodge the slug. But in the heat of the moment many might not do that and die.