>The key to happines is to eliminate all orange women from your life. >I mean look at me! No orange women in my life, look at how happy I am. I am happier than a sun monkey in arizona
what the fuck was this chuds problem?
>>154072262>of course I understand. I'm half machine aren't I?
>>154072530>>154072262Is there any real reason why her species is disliked?
>>154072262>"Way to go worthless!"
>>154072262I want to hear you say it! Say I'm your little Troqqie!
>>154072262just got outta the shower and MAN i feel great.
>>154073569Think Viltrumites in a universe where there are hundreds of Viltrumite tier threats but still a shit load of weaker races.
>>154073569When have the Space Racist Captain Atoms of the world ever needed a reason?
>>154074238This. Everyone is so used to Starfire that they forget that the average Tamaranean is more like Blackfire.
>>154073569I think they're like space barbarians or something. They also have a beef with kryptonians but I think that was a New 52 only thing.
>>154074187thanks dad
>>154072262>Try to do an episode about acceptance and why racism is bad>Use the character whose entire race really is a bunch of savage warlords who seek to carve a path of conquest and destruction against the entire cosmos. A race you made effort to show said character is a complete aberration of.
>>154072262Aren't tamaraneans also rapey as fuck? Or was it just a blackfire thing to sell her sister into sex slavery
>>154075490Just a blackfire thing. However tamaraneans themselves are super relaxed about sex.
>>154075717If a tamaranean is super lax with sex why would any alien race hate em? If anything you think they'd try to turn it into a sex tourism thing for them.
>>154073569purely socioeconomic factors
>>154075747lax with sex, not with consent
>>154074216WHEN I SAY FRIDAY YOU SAY PARTY
>>154073569They're generally assholes.
>>154074933That was kind of the idea back then, that you have to judge individuals based on their personal qualities rather than their race.
>>154073569They're basically a bunch of space barbarians that go around killing and pillaging for fun. Starfire is a bizarrely super nice and polite one, to the point where it's sort of like finding a honey badger that'd let you pick it up and rub its belly. Between that and her weird speech inflections that literally no other Tamaranean in the show is shown to have, I sort of headcanon that Starfire in the 2003 cartoon is mildly retarded. Super cute, adorable, lovable, but mildly retarded.
>>154072262>YOU CANNOT SAY THAT!>ONLY TAMARANS CAN USE THAT WORD, AS WE ARE RECLAIMING IT FROM OUR OPPRESSORS! Or sometimes those we give a "Troq Pass" to, but that happens rarely and only under very specific conditions. >and never with the hard "Q"! You must pronounce it "Tro" or "Trop"!
>>154072262You know what it feels like to be judged simply because of how you look?>Of course I do. >I'm part robot.
>"Way to go Nigger!"Basically the equivalent of what he said.
>>154073569A species of slightly weaker supermen, lower inhibitions, culture of strength and passion, loves military adventurism (literally, they will just show up for a good fight, take shit, and leave)They are not conquerors or an evil race by any means... but they are meddlesome and hard to deal with.
>>154074933her species wernt conquerors were they?I remember they just liked going out to adventure, fight, sometimes raid, and drink / fuck like vikings.
>>154079403That means your one of them half-clankers.Which means you could as 1/3 a person. Thems the rules.
>>154075747Viking space rape.Though now im imagining some mercantile species actually striking that sort of deal with them. They would be down for it theoretically.
>>154079416Correct, that anon's a retard overstating his case. The Tamaraneans are violent pillagers but not conquerors, the reason they're despised is because you could just be drinking tea one morning and suddenly some Tamaranean might kick down your door and demand you fight him in single combat or else he'll burn your house down. Starfire is kind of meant to show that they aren't inherently like that as a species and can be chill under the right conditions.
>>154072262Should i bother watching the original teen titans cartoon? Ive busted to porn of starfire and raven since i was 14 yet ive never watched more then a few episodes of the OG cartoon
>>154079440Yeah it's fun. Good mix of action and comedy, and the really weebish stuff becomes less present as it goes on if that bothers you. You'll probably like busting Starfire and Raven even more as a result too.
>>154079452Thanks man, im gonna go watch it today since i need to stay away from this place for my mental health anyways. As hot as raven is as a kid i liked starfire more and i think if i had a choice to have one as a roommate/fuck buddy now id still chose starfire.
>>154079452Also wanted to add blackfire is super cute too despite apparently only showing up in two episodes. Finding that out flabbergasted me since i thought she was a much more regular character considering how much ive seen her pop up in porn comics over the decade
>>154079466I grew up with the series as it was airing and Raven's a really well-developed and likable character in her own right, but yeah I agree Starfire's always been my girl. The entire core cast of the Titans is honestly really fun and acts as the glue that holds the show together. Hope you enjoy it friendo.
>>154079477Blackfire shows up in the second episode of the series and as such was in a bajillion reruns, plus she has this dance sequence. Those two things combined made her kind of unforgettable. I'm always surprised they didn't do more with her since she showed up so early to be honest.
>>154072547I thought this would've been about him being black. Why did they pretend race isn't an issue anymore?
>>154073569cats are dicks in general so a race of cat people would piss off most sentient life.
>>154072530Idk somehow this guy has no problems with Earthlings but absolutely hates Tamaranians. Never under why he's okay with Earth when they have no powers and are weak compared to Tamaran
>>154079639Meta gene. Sure on average a human is piss weak but aliens are usually exposed to superhumans more than regular joes.
>>154079639>Never under why he's okay with Earth when they have no powers and are weak compared to Tamaranhe doesn't hate people because they're weak you retard, he was basically a space cop, and Tameraneans are meatheaded alien barbarians pillaging planets for shits and gigglesI'd ask if you even watched the show, but it's obvious you only became aware of it through the porn
>>154079639I don't recall him giving a reason he hated them, he just hated them.
>Race is basically coded to be a bunch of barbarian dickheads that go around plundering and destroying shit just for the fuck of it>Main representative in the series is a super nice, polite, cute girl that wants everyone to get along and be friendsHein ?
>>154079702She was a princess.
>>154079680NTA but most people who like raven and starfire at this point became exposed to them through porn, even if they did watch the series after most likely their first exposure to these characters as porn
>>154079702God shes so pretty in that screenshot. Im gonna beat off so hard to starfire later this morning
>>154074933Racism shouldnt be directed at friends. You should save racial slurs for important times like when someone cuts you off in traffic or you lose a sports bet because one of the players fumbled the ball.
>>154079678Oh right that makes sense>>154079680Cut me some slack it's been a few years since I researched the show. I just forgot about that part you said. Now it makes why he's got a mean attitude against Tamarans>>154079699I don't think he ever did but the poster above you makes a good point why
>>154079702>>154079452>>154079440My biggest pet peeve about tamaraneans is the Rottweiler eyebrows. Something about those short little rounded eyebrows just bothers me.
>>154079279> Super cute, adorable, lovable, but mildly retarded.This is probably true, but on the other hand her grooming was probably significantly different from other tamaraneans due to being a princess and stuff. Star fire was most likely shielded from the worst aspects of her culture and people
>>154079894Yeah it seems like her life was fine up until the whole enslaved bit.
>>154079702Clearly, the Citadel know how to correct them.
>>154079403half clank half black and the safe space crown went with im robot and not the obvious one they could have. safe space! safe space! they wanna seethe and bitch and larp all day about le evil racism and other things they force active and than when given a good moment go oh no no we cant say that quick go with the safe robot side of it not his blackness.cowards who think they are heroes and stopping those evil people using words these coward wokes quiver over. so the quivershaking wussy over words safe space the planet but wont actually address the problems and sources and cores and if we did the uh oh its not just whites shows up and suddenly accurate crime stats and other things and hmm those claims of only whites are racist and other things now looking real good compared to the other stats worse. woke but not woke enough and fix it but dont fix it and just become tyrants worse than the people the woke pretend to fight. this is all about forcing their version of best on all.
>>154079702This one particular image of Starfire is so insanely cute, I hope whoever drew this frame got a bonus or something. It also makes me wonder why people obsess so hard over Raven's boobs when Starfire's outfit really draws attention to her own, like look at those goddamn.
>>154080043>obvious oneIn getting tired of listening to blacks pretending to be victims tbf
This thread's making me wonder how '03 Starfire would react if she learned that millions of gallons of sperm have been spilled to her.
>>154080085This
>>154072262best joke in the show
Serious question how does this show not have a trainer game like Witch Trainer or Four Elements Trainer or Rogue-Lite? Literally how? It seems like the most obvious thing in the world and the prime time for it was about 10 years ago when all these other ones were getting started. if I made one what do you want to see to improve on the formula?
>>154080130She probably wouldn't conceptually understand what that meant and innocently ask for a demonstration. If she did understand what that meant somehow she'd probably go completely stiff and her brain would shut down.
>>154080368I havent played the other trainer games yet but id like to see starfire take beast boys horse dick
>>154080368One of the guys who made four elements trainer made 18titans. I just wish they had more time to work on it.
>>154080130She would be genuinely flattered and then offer to service some of her fans
>>154080368IIRC there are some but they're either low-quality or were never finished. If someone actually made a full one I'd want to see them try to properly replicate the show's style, maybe even incorporate episode ideas in but basically turn them into porn parody scenarios.
>>154080381My goal is to make beastboy's arc training him into preferring to be beastgirl>>154080389Woah it must suck if I've literally never heard of it before. That's very unfortunate
>>154072351>Oh no, this can't be. It says I'm 104% Tamaranean! With a 4% margin of error!
>>154080389>>154080430Yeah 18titans is just... not very good. The sex scenes are pretty boring too. It's a shame because the style's alright but the execution is poor.
>>154080410That is pretty much exactly what I'm picturing. Make it sort of episodic where you go on adventures and new girls from the show/young justice get introduced and then there's a prison in the basement to hold the conquered villains (like the dee dee twins and livewire). My biggest hurdle is getting Bruce Timm's style right
>>154079279This made much more sense in the flashback episode where she first arrvied on Earth and WAS a violent, barbarous person until she got culture shock and fell in love with Earth as a wonderful paradise.Much more interesting than the "silly exchange student" shtick that's going on in most episodes.
>>154072262Come up with racial slurs for tamaraneans>Sun monkeys>Orangutans>Space gingers>Fireflies
>>154080622>>sun monkeys>>OrangutansI thought they were cats.
>>154079403They could've just had him say "Of course I do." and then moved on with the scene and it would've worked.
>>154080690^this, holy shit it wasnt that hard. Why did they have to complicate things and ruin it with "im part robot"?
>>154080721If I had to guess they were playing it safe like another anon mentioned, or they got pushed to by a suit worried about getting complaints.
>>154080690>>154080721Are you guys retarded? It's clearly meant as a joke. Like obviously he's going to say "because I'm black" but then he says "because I'm robot" and you kinda chortle to yourself and move on. You're not supposed to harp on every single line and comment as if they are 100% literal like this show is not bane darkknigntrises there's some tongue in cheek stuff in it.
>>154080622tiggers would be a funny one. It calls attention to their cat-like culture while comparing them to an impuslive retard from a popular children's book. Maybe a bit too easy since it rhymes with the big bad one
>>154080860Why did you skip the part where you tell us we can't see your Rick and Morty tattoo because our IQs are too low?
>>154080898Because I'm not retardedcheckmate atheist
>>154079279
>>154079433>The Tamaraneans are violent pillagers but not conquerors>I want to kill you and take your stuff but I don't want your land! I have standards you know!Simply epic reasoning skills there friend.
>>154079440What the fuck is with people here asking if they should give a chance to a popular 20 minute cartoon? Just watch it if you're curious.
>>154081250Yeah that's not the same thing, are you genuinely retarded? Stealing someone's stuff isn't the same thing as taking land to build an empire which would require administration and permanent presence. Baka ass motherfucker.
>>154081374This.>"fight me this one time, ok might come back because the fight was good"And>"Your land is mine, your people are mine, get into the fucking mines"
>>154081351Because my time is very precious between arguing with my intrusive thoughts, shitposting, and gooning to cartoon characters
>>154081250Yeah that's... literally the difference between a pillager and a conqueror. Good job anon.
>>154080721>>154080690Because being part robot would make you stand out. Being a part of a race of millions of people doesn'tHow rich are you where you think being brown is enough to make someone different? This is why everyone is sick of your bitching
>>154080643you are so right anon, certain races are inherently more violent, sadistic and have caused so much significantly more harm to the people's of this earth than others. i wonder if one particular race has acted a destabiliser of multiple continents, in slaver and more>>154081250"yes ill steal, rape and murder your people as i please but ill never do heckin building on your place" - mr serious moral faggerboth conquering and pillaging are gay and evil, anyone telling you otherwise is a homosexual
>>154081493Okay liberal.
>>154081351It's becase our attention spans have been decimated by the dopamine hits provided by social media, like this very board and a 24 minute cartoon you have to give your undivided attention to seems like a huge commitment compared to some dumb youtube video you turn on while you do chores.But the trick is that you can watch these shows while you do chores, that's what people used to do! There's just this new sentimentality that you HAVE to give art the respect it deserves even if you don't have the energy for it, which just enforces procrastination
>>154081425>>154081448>"i've slaughtered many of your women, children, friends, and farm animals and destroyed much of your property" >"I've also set fire to your crops and storage houses and practically left you without means to sustain yourself">"enjoy sifting through the ruins of your former life while you wait to starve to death peasant">"And count yourself lucky! I've taken everything from you but your freedom!"There's a very important difference!
>>154081598So it's OK for you sell your own people as slaves but you're the good guys because you don't have the intelligence to win wars?
>>154081927White people did the evil version of slavery, there I said it. Every great palace, temple, or statue that was ever built in Africa, Asia, South America, and the Middle East was done so by very happy slaves (morally righteous version) who worked themselves to death to finish these vanity projects of their own free will. Whenever I think of slavery I choose to think of black people picking cotton and singing spirituals and that's the most brutal and sadistic form of abuse my mind can ever conceive of. What "minorities" did to each other on a much grander scale over thousands of years doesn't count and was actually heckin' valid and extremely wholesome chungus 100%
Holy fuck i hate this fucking board. Take it to /pol/ you faglords
>>154080507>>154079279Yeah, I think when she first meets robin and he tells her "nice" she says the only equivalent to that word in her culture is weakness. Starfire is calm and nice because earth allows her to be. She really is just as brutal when she needs to be.
>>154074933man imagine judging Starfire based on her own personality and morals instead of the place she came from, wild!
>>154072262watch closely, you are about to experience a Troqq moment
>>154081884Yes the original post outright says that they're hated for this. I don't get what you're sperging out about.
>>154072530Was their genocide justified, we only have his word to go on? How do we know he wasn't just being a bigot to the Locrix like he was to Tamaraneans?
>>154082896I'm sure they are totally misunderstood and noble
>>154073569To add on to what all the other anons said about them being meddling superpowered assholes, they also just completely caved and surrendered instantly to the Citadel which arguably lead to the galaxy-spanning Citadel War.
>>154084814Bullying flying brick super powerful space barbarians who folded the moment a real enemy came knocking?Damn, no wonder they are hated.Also explains blackfire's personality.But starfire's generation shouldn't be held responsible for the sins of the older generation.
>>154082896Glowing red eyes.
