Would you date the mom of the kanker sisters?
>>154076096The sensible, decenf part of me says fuck no and the other, part of me says fuck yes.
>>154076096Every single one of them will turn into this
>single mother of 3 kids from 3 different menWhat could go wrong?
>>154076389Oh yeah I forgot about that part. How much you wanna bet she's poking holes in condoms?
>Man leaves herThat's a tragedy >Second man leaves herA sad coincidence>Third man leaves herNow it's a pattern. No thank you.
>>154076096There's also this version
>>154076096I've dated a woman who had two kids and did her many favors. No. FUCK NO. It comes to a point where they are truly needy. It's just not worth it.
>>154076484Speaking of.
>>154076389>What could go wrong?a lot
>>154076491>Kanker's grandmother was a single mom with kids from different men from the beginning>At this point, the Kanker's mom is baby>She grows up rebellious of her own mom>She turns into a turbothot redhead >Literally has guys falling for her>See's Dutch, who would be Lee Kanker's father>Kanker mom let's him impregnate her>He bails the moment she gets pregnant>Gets with Bubba, a younger guy>Finds him cheating with other girls>He bails after impregnating her>Now she's pregnant with what would be Maria Kanker>Gets with Rod>He impregnates her then bails too>May Canker is born>Kanker's mom now has 3 bastard girls from 3 different guys>Overtime she morphs into a worst version of her own mom since she too was also a bastardThey never had a chance. Their lineage was doomed from the beginning.
>>154076096no, but that's because I'm old and mature, and I know better
>>154076664The bratty blonde is cuter than her mom.
>>154076602>drive the big rig when she's 16Funny, that's exactly what my did allowed my little sister to do when he was in the trucking business. Then she nearly went up a curve because her little zoomer brain don't know stick shift.
>>154076664Wait, the other two are also her kids? Or are they just along for the ride?
>>154077489All three are her kids.
>>154076096No, but I would hit it and quit it. Unironically, her kids' deadbeat dads did the same thing.
>>154076491Based
>>154076664>>154077708NGL, these look kinda wholesome. Wouldn't mind dating their mother.
>>154077708I just figured they were part of blonde's girl scout troop
>>154076972>Gets with Rod>He impregnates her then bails tooI think the implication is she left him because she didn't want him forcing her to be a tradwife
>>154076664Fuck it, I would try to make it work
>>154076096wait the kanker sisters are sisters?
>>154076096whoever drew this, nailed EE&E style perfectly>>154076491whoever drew this should stop drawing
>>154076664What's the sauce?
>>154079166Rtil
>>154079186Thanks anon
>>154076096>>154076602Arts by Onebadnoodle on Tumblr
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>>154079324Ed
>>154079332Edd, also if I recall correctly, I think this was made before the production notes about Ed's dad being a used car salesman. But given my own experience with dealerships, it still tracks.
>>154076664This one's too depressed for it to be entirely her fault.
>>154079340'n Eddy
>>154079332Lol ed's dad is literally just my dad. >>154079340the most boring dad is probably the only one that wouldnt get his kids taken away by child protective services
>>154076664>>154077708I know the point of this is that you're supposed to be attracted to the children, but I just look at this and think "damn that's a nice-looking mom". I'm getting old lads.
>>154079340>>154079437I love that Double D's dad has a very square figure. Owing to the fact that he's a complete square.
>>154079340I get the feeling Edd's father despite being duller than dishwater is a very capable, sensible and collected guy. Hence why his wife despite her anxiety attacks and spergouts can rely on him 100%.You can literally see in this art (which for all of them is fantastic by the way) why they'd be together. He's her rock.
>>154078001>single mother>with already 2 kids from different fathers>a decent man offers her a home and stability>only asking in return to stop being a trashy bitch>too much for an independent woman and a strong single mother>prefers to fuck off, dooming her children to poverty and being a miserable fuck being the worst role modelit pains me but i have seen many cases of this bs in real life
>>154076491>Read Butch as Dutch>Figured for a brief moment that's why May wants to call Jimmy 'Dutch'
>>154076590>It comes to a point where they are truly needyYeah the point is where they have a child they should be taking care of themselves but are looking for a man to entrap into paying for all their shit.
>>154076972I think the implication with Bubba is less he ran out when she was pregnant and she left him because he's a cheater.
>>154079324if it wasn't the warts i would rolf's mom
>>154076664>go to her home after the date>spend the day watching Disney and Gibli movies>afterwards the daughters go play video games in their rooms while you plow the mom, except for the blonde who sneaks in and watches
>>154079351>Eddy's Dad runs several legitimate businessesFucking kek, it really is in the blood.
>>154079467Don't worry it just means you're not a degenerate.
>>154079318>The ShepherdGod damn, Rolf's dad is the only parent who gets his own boss subtitle
>>154076664Man, she looks cute. That's the problem with a lot of single moms, they usually look trashy and gross (which, admittedly, is not ENTIRELY their fault - raising kids takes its toll).
EEnE fanart is a rarity, but when it hits, it fucking hits.
>>154079467Anon, that's just being normal.
>>154079467The mom is attractive, the kids are if anything extremely offputting
>>154078802I wouldn't go that far but it's definitely the inferior designs.
>>154076664>>154077708I think the real issue these days is how you can't really afford having more than one kid let alone three, so it already feels like you're tapped out on having more kids with her. Like i wouldn't mind accepting her three daughters but i would like to have my own son or daughter with her as well
>>154076096>>154079302Honestly? Strong Would on both of these
>>154079290Yeah, I'll give, for this instance the version of Jimmy's mom that VampireMeerkat made was way better. This one's just a bitch you know you're going have bad time with on first glance.
>>154078802Piss off. It's more talent than you'll ever have.
>>154079318>>154079324I really like Rolfs dad in these.
>>154081305those are moles and you are a small, weak man
>>154082556It's nice, but I think the one here >>154079290 is more on par with the vibes of the show.There is a nice comedic effect on Jimmy being a scrawny wimpy kid and his mom being a hulking woman.It also pairs with and explains why he'd be so close with Sarah, who is also a more assertive type.
>>154083138i guess i'm a small weak man, then
>>154079290Gross
>>154081931Compared to most other shows I agree, but every so often you get a major dud in the mix. Saw one set of the cast all grown up, and despite the artist nailing 99% of them, they made marie into an FTM butch prison dyke for no reason. Just ruined the whole thing for me.
>>154079309I can smell the patchouli from thumbnail alone.
>>154083538Exactly just like him
>>154082556I like how his mom is this dainty little doll lady, and his dad is just an evil bastard.
Related enough to post these
>>154084215and I'm off
>>154076664rtil I'm begging you don't go down the baraag route
>>154084215>>154084243Whatever brush you used there is perfect for EEnE, what's it called? Is it CSP? PLZ be CSP
>>154077708correcting all 3 of them.
>>154084253whats the baraag route?
>>154084600How
>>154084611He means going full loli artist, like Smeet.
>>154076096She's the kind of trailer trash mom that wouldn't mind you slipping into her daughters' bedroom at night if you make enough money.
>dating used and abused trailer park womenyoure just asking for trouble
>>154076096No she has 3 kids
>>154077708Oh, she's a smoker. That's a shame, I was almost into her.
>>154076664>>154077708>female children being targeted by men dating single mothers is an actual thing that happens>this comic trivializes and makes a joke about it Can y’all stop being pedophiles for just like 5 seconds please?
>>154086371No?
>>154086371Fuck off, moralfag
>>154086371How is it trivialization? If anything it's a condemnation of slutty moms (the way her kids behave, especially the blonde, is textbook learned behavior).
>>154086371Y'all is a gay ass contraction
>>154086371I'm just into the mom, bro. On top of that kids look like they need a dad. So fuck it I'll do it.
>>154076972IT ALL JUST HAPPENS AGAIN WAY DOWN THE LINE
>>154084626No, worse than smeet but I'm glad you don't know what you're talking about here
>>154086371Fuck off, tourist
>>154087250>worse than smeetLies! I am the worst~ A rouge! A rascal! A scoundrel and a charlatan! Unless we're talking about something really fucking bad that I'm unaware about??? I usually live under a rock.
>>154086571No
>>154087844Aye.
>>154083246>>154084023>The daintly doll look was before long Jimmy was born>The nice act was always a facade that her husband could always see right through no matter how much she disguised it>The Field mom one is her currently (and her husband loves how thick's she's now gotten), after years of parenting, stress, school drama, neighborhood chaos, and probably one too many emergency calls involving Jimmy.I prefer this as a compromise.
>>154077708>Let's make that one episode of the Boondocks realBased
>>154082556these designs look like they came from a shitty shoujo manga.
>>154077708>crying and angry emoji badges>>154084253Yeah I think he's testing the waters
>>154076096Absolutely, i have barely any standards and trashy women get me reved up cuz i love women that remind me of my mom>>154076664>get to fuck the mom and then later have the loli daighters as a second courseYummers!
>>154076664Please tell me this artist has drawn porn of the daughters and the mom>>154084253Fuck this guy, plz make a baraag my dude
>>154086371Why dont you piss off before you get raped yourself
>>154077708Please please please PLEASE tell me their is art of the blonde smug one getting her cunny cracked
>>154083617>they made marie into an FTM butch prison dyke for no reason.Holy hell anon dont say that while im tryna eag
>>154076389I've got an aunt in the same situation, the third of three sons was born so late in her life that he's got the spicy sort of autism.
>>154089973>the third of three sons was born so late in her life that he's got the spicy sort of autism.God that must be hell, poor little guy? Is your aunt hot at least? If so you should fuck her
>>154076664>>154077708I like to imagine the girls kind of know their mom is loose and are super eager to pimp her out to any guy if they think they can get a new dollhouse or trip to pizza hut out of the shebang. Like, blondie there will bust the door down and push mom's head down on it herself if that's what needs to happen. If they get a new baby sister out of it, just as well
>>154090004> I like to imagine the girls kind of know their mom is loose and are super eager to pimp her out to any guy if they think they can get a new dollhouse or trip to pizza hut out of the shebang.Question is if the daughters are willing to pimp themselves out also in order to get a new doll or dress or candy or something else little girls like
>>154089997She's not blood related, and this was 20 years ago, so the kid is an adult and my aunt is now retirement age.
>>154090088You didnt answer if the aunt is hot or not
>>154090267She's thin and pretty tall, at least 6'. Not my type.
>>154090303>super tall thing gilf aunt and anon has no incest fantasys over this fine fuckable specimenLow test anon detected
https://files.catbox.moe/zwk6vl.webphttps://files.catbox.moe/w2tplk.webphttps://files.catbox.moe/i0l0sm.webp
>>154090425Im mad this isnt lewds of the single moms loli daughters
>>154089384Please stop reading shitty manga than, moron. It's clearly rotting your brain. Both are better than "Jimmy but as a buff prison dyke".
>>154090425Dare I say, peak?
>>154090580whatever, weeb.
>>154076096Aren't the Kankers also the de jure owners of Peach Creek? I like the idea that she's wickedly intelligent and able tonavigate social situations well or, kinda like in Moral Orel, you don't expect her to be the mayor or some highly influential politician whatever.
Epstien website
>>154091007If you're going to troll the thread, you might as well know how to spell Epstein's name right
>>154089973>the third of three sons was born so late in her life that he's got the spicy sort of autism....you just explained a lot of things about May to me.
>>154090794I think it's more of a 'won the town in a card game' sort of situation.
>>154091007you're trolling but it IS kinda telling that a thread about whether or not anons would fuck a grown woman devolves into talking about fucking her elementary school daughters.
>>154091134But Marie is the youngest...
>>154079282>PLAYED COLLEGE BALL YOU KNOW>COULD'VE GONE PRO IF I HADN'T JOINED THE NAVY
>>154091246Wait for real? I thought May was the youngest for sure... huh
>>154091246>marie is the youngestProofs?
>>154084215>>154084243nice, now draw the mom, >>154076096 >>154076491 either/or I'm not picky, you can even make one yourself, I know you like designing.
>>154091287>>154091293I have no hard evidence but I always thought they were in order of age
>>154090425>webp
>>154076664Yep.Seen to many fellows get screwed over because they were dumb enough to get with a used hole with baggage aka single mom. Their daughters are usually better options but their off-limits until they are of proper age or the laws change.
>>154090425>webpFucking faggot
>>154091246>>154091287>>154091293>>154091330The show proper only ever mentioned that Lee was the oldest, but it was implied that May was the youngest. Aside from that, yeah, it could be either one.
>>154091181>devolves into talking about fucking her elementary school daughters The fuck are you talking about, most of the replies were about the mom
>>154091335>>154091513
>>154091181Sexualized cartoon characters like >>154091022 (who are obviously sexually mature enough to be called aged up) are one thing but actual loli is another
>>154079302I like the idea that Nazz & Double D could bond over having very absent parents and the stress that comes with that.
Am i weird for liking art and porn of the kanker sisters that's done as close to the ed, edd n eddy artstyle as possible?
>>154091906No, it means you're a purist and you have every right to have as much on model content as you desire, even if there isn't that much to go around.
>>154087270Not his fault our dumbass frankenlanguage doesn't have a proper second person plural anymore.
>>154078802>not liking vampiremeerkat's EEnE stuffThey can be a mega Double D fanatic, but they gave us ULTRATHICC Sarah, the comic where Ma Kanker fucking hates the Eds, and Double Dee confirming that he plows Marie EVERY. SINGLE. NIGHT.
>>154091906Nothing wrong with it, though I admit I find it hard to imagine nipples and vag in EEnE's artstyle
>>154076972i think its quite clearly implied she left rod instead of him doing so
>>154093071I'll admit, their Sarah is GOATed but everything else about the other artist is better imho
>>154079340Insane levels of confidence just from this expression
>>154093071nta but I don't mind the actual linework. VM has the linework tied down tight. My problem is with the designs. I prefer noodle's if only because they look like they COULD come from the show, rather than designs through the eyes of a teenager reading fashion mags and reading manga. A lot of the design choices just do not work, especially the long fluffy hair.
At what rate do these threads become bizarre combinations of art appreciation and degeneracy?
>>154093071>Double Dee confirming that he plows Marie EVERY. SINGLE. NIGHT.holy giga based
>>154093164>teenage reading fashion magsNow that you mention it, that's honestly the thing that I couldn't quite put my finger on with their artstyle. They are basically fashion mag doodles with EEnE faces slapped on top.
>>154093188immediately.
>>154093374how so
>>154093071See, I'm glad that VM at least shares the same fringe belief that Jimmy is actually straight and has a crush on Sarah. I know the obvious answer is that it's a gay/fag hag deal, but given some of the context clues in the show I never quite bought it.If nothing else, it makes me happy to think that he's destined to get friendzoned by Sarah no matter what. Motherfucker deserves it.
>>154089885Like I said, close but no cigar.
>>154093524That depiction of Jimmy always struck me as the most logical too. He's not a fruit loop, he's a powderpuff. It only makes sense a wimp like that would want a mean bitchy woman in his life. The butch fanon design of his mom put me off earlier, but it's not entirely wrong. I just imagine Jimmy's mom to be more of a helicopter parent instead of discount betty deville.
>>154093485I get your line of thought but I also think it's kind of flawed, since the show never particularly specifies what position his dad is in at the factory. He could be one of the cagie wagies, sure, but he could just as easily be in upper or middle management. Which makes more sense for the suburban setting they're in anyways. Which, just throwing this in, it's very common for suburbanites to be pretty materialistic and respected outright for their materialism. So I see where you're coming from but it's a little off.
>>154093524The way he reacted to Sarah having a crush on Double D was straight up jealousy
>>154086865Based Offspring reference
There is no way she doesn't smell like cat piss.I would rather die alone
>>154093021You is the second person plural. What we lost was the singular thou. And just because English wears a ton of French and Latin clothing doesn't make it a frankenlanguage, it is still a west germanic tongue.
>>154093485You paint a pretty accurate picture of Kevin but I'm not sure how it would conflict with the way his dad is portrayed here. I wouldn't even say the dad is portrayed in an antagonistic light at all, certainly not to the extent of Eddy's dad who is overtly stated to be a criminal.Think about where Kevin might have gotten his personality that makes him the one in the cul-de-sac most concerned about "being normal" or "fitting in". Kevin isn't an extreme bully, most of his harshest moments are towards Eddy who like you said typically begs confrontation, but he's also not the kindest to Jimmy or Jonny either IIRC. Why does he care if Jimmy is a little soft or Jonny a little imaginative? Maybe because he has a dad who imparted onto him a sense of self-consciousness that makes him hyper aware of when someone is "being weird".>Yep, this beauty will be yours to drive one day kiddo! Be glad you're not that farmer's son, haha... that piece of crap truck is so old there's dinosaur bones in the back! Don't tell your friend I said that.>Listen, Kev, you threw that ball hard because you got my blood in you and that's the blood of an athlete. Don't feel bad just cause that Jimmy kid wasn't looking where you were throwing and got a little boo-boo. Kid's probably gay anyway. Uhh... It doesn't mean anything, forget I said that.>Well, son, truth is... Daddy just feels a little sad about uh, gettin old I guess... I don't want the guys at work to think of me as some egghead or nothin, it's not a WIG, okay, it's just something I wear to... fit in. Besides, the old lady don't mind seeing me with a full head o' hair again either, haha. Don't tell your mother I said that.
Aged up EEnE thread?
>>154093986Other way around. Thou was our singular and you was plural. But you was also used as the formal singular, so it eventually superceded thou because it became viewed as rude.And the French/Greek influence has warped the language. It is definitely still a Germanic language, but it still sounds HEAVILY Romantic.
>>154093571They all suck in this one, the less terrible one being Lee, I guess
>>154094082>but it still sounds HEAVILY RomanticYeah look i just don't hear it. Despite all the h dropping, the disuse of thou for you (which Duch did as well) and the Great Vowel Shift in general, English still sounds like it belongs alongside Dutch, Frisian and Low German to me. Maybe if you're from an area surrounded by French, Italian and Spanish speakers or something i could see it. Or maybe specific accents besides mine just have that sound to it.
>>154076096Every one of her daughters will have a very short window where they're "attractive" and then it's all downhill from there. And I put it in quotations cause everyone in that show is ugly
>>154079282>>154079351Kevin & Eddy's dads look like they'd either have some kind of business rivalry or ironically be good friends
>>154076389>tfw anon just described my mom
>>154095551So... what went wrong?
>>154076096Date no Fuck yea
>>154096168pretty meh. I have two older siblings. My sister has a kid, her living situation is unstable and she’s living with her grandma in a raggedy house. She’s about to have another baby. My brother also has a kid but he has himself together and is getting steady work. I’m living myself but I’m job searching right now.!
>>154076096Only so she leaves me alone with her kids, as a joke haha
>>154095080That's what's so funny about people lusting over the Kanker sisters. IRL, only one of them will grow up to be hot (provided they don't get teen pregnant first), with the others either become a leatherskinned lot lizard or Meemaw the Hutt.>>154093571 is pretty much their most realistic futures.
>>154076664You just can't help them, no matter how attractive they are. It's a venus fly trap for men, of course you can break up at your own accord. Not to bring race into this but it's super prevalent with the black community in America which reminded me of this fucking memetastic comic.
>>154090794Never seen this show
Lee oldestMarie the middleMay youngest
Cartoon Network used to cook with shows like this.
>>154076096Yes
I like seeing artists draw in the EEnE style
Also I'm pretty sure there are at least 3 other pictures of Marie pinning Edd like this
>>154093571I don't get why this is getting hate. It's pretty in-tone with the show that all 3 of the sisters would be losers and these designs are pretty good for what they're supposed to be
>>154093571Yes this checks out
>>154094336May is the only one I'm particularly happy with. Her becoming Ed's loving wife and broodmare is really sweet. The rest of the cast was handled decently. Here's the full set if you're interested.https://www.newgrounds.com/art/view/azoo/ed-edd-n-eddy-15-years-later>>154096639>>154098974It's simple, everyone has the hots for the Kankers and nobody wants to see them chewed up and spit out in nigh unrecognizable forms. Even if these pathways are "realistic" that doesnt mean the designs cant be idealized. They're all cartoons after all. Turning Marie into that is just reprehensible. If she's gonna be a jail bird atleast make her an attractive one.
>>154098943Nice. I always liked this pairing more than DD × Naz.
>>154095080>>154096639They may well not even get that short window, all considering. They eat like complete shit and have been implied to smell like total shit as well. Their growth really is not going to be a charming one. >>154098920I do think May was the actual cutest one, though.
>>154098974/co/ can't fap to them, so they hate it.
>>154082556Yeah I like this version better too. Rather than Jimmy being so soft because his mom shields him from everything, his learned helplessness is from emulating from her.>Despite the dad having already scammed her and vanished with everything he could years ago she's still submissive enough to keep thinking he'll be back any day>She doesn't push Jimmy to be a reliable figure because she doesn't accept that she's been abandoned>Between her delicate sensibility and no male figure this is why Jimmy turned out the way he did
>>154076096You don't "date" a trailer park woman. You just go over to her place to fuck, then leave.
>>154100018How would you know?
>>154098974I mostly just hate it because one or two anons keep posting it and made it their headcanon, then keep complaining about how anons don't like it. Hell the deleted scene from Take This Ed And Shove It is still more canon than this fan art in my opinion.
>>154076664If there was a way to bypass the single mom & get with her daughters instead, I think most guys would choose that route. The single mom's daughters are always the better option, simply because they have no baggage.
>>154099259The people who have the hots for the Kankers have literally never actually been around real trailer trash. There used to be a guy who came into Kanker threads who said he was basically accosted by semi-pretty trailer park girls when he was a kid and it was terrible. Got an STD, broken legs, and a heroin addiction all at the age of 14. Its the worst sort of thing to happen to you if you're just a regular middle class schlub.
>>154099658Doesn't Jimmy say in one episode that his dad forces him to play hockey to man him up?
>>154100583>people who have the hots for the Kankers have literally never actually been around real trailer trashOr maybe they don't allow the experience of some random dude irl to color their fantasies about fictional characters. Why the fuck would anyone do that?>you wouldn't like them if they were realis a really stupid argument, because they aren't real.
>>154100583Edd's stupid ass hair on this got me rolling
>>154100583>Edd lecturing about age gapsHoly cringe
>>154100875I think he's just trying to get Lee to fuck off
>>154100583I don't think there's a single state with an age of concent of 18 that doesn't also have a Romeo and Juliet clause that allows for a 2 year age gap.>>154100985That would certainly make more sense.
>>154096195Ah, seems a little messy but I am glad you're keeping yourself busy the right way.
>>154086371>Y'allRequest disregarded.
>>154100583If Peach Creek was settled over 300 years ago by Pilgrims, then the States most likely for it to be set in would have an age of consent of 16
>>154101171Double D knows that. I doubt the Kankers do
>>154101590Shit they probably don't even know what age of consent even means
>>154086371Why do you niggers come to 4chan with this mindset? Why do you come here and police everyone else when there's just as much debauchery AND WORSE permitted in fandoms for all the magical brown girl shows? How about you get your shit in order before you start nagging the rest of us you fat fucking retard?
>>154100583Posters like (you) are the reason everyone hates zoomers. Christ alive what a retarded reply.>>154100722seconded>>154100875God forbid Eddy get laid. Double D being turned into a sock puppet by these freaks is disgusting.
>>154101833Shut the fuck up, junkie.
>>154100583Man you rustled some jimminies with this one
>>154076096lmao that's literally my late aunt except with red hair
>>154101844Grow a spine and some thicker skin. You're an embarassment to yourself and others.
>>154101833>zoomers are bad because they have standards, and won't just fuck any cheap whore>God forbid Eddy get laid.Imagine the STDs.
>>154101833Eddy doesn't even like Lee. He's at best disgusted by her. Dude's dodging a bullet by not fucking Lee.
>>154076096>>154085429>She's the kind of trailer trash mom that wouldn't mind you slipping into her daughters' bedroom at night if you make enough money.hell she'd be orchestrating the orgies directly in that scenario, buying her daughters the most erotic of lingerie, and putting fertility drugs in their food, anything to ensure you and your money aren't going anywhere
When are we going to get the gritty modern Ed, Edd, and Eddy reboot where it's just a riff on Breaking Bad
>>154101885Honestly, I don't know which is funnier: people trying to lawyer their way out of statutory or people angry at the common sense of not hooking up with trailer trash.
>>154103753Never. Most people just want it to be a relationship soap opera where everyone either lives their best lives or go the whole "They just live regular lives." route.
>>154103858I mean the comic brought up age of concent. We're just talking about what the actual legality would probably be.Ironically her simply making unwanted advances and touching Eddy when he clearly doesn't want her to is more likely to get her in trouble than any age related thing is.
>>154093571>implying Marie would become a muscled butch dyke instead of a fat ass drunk who drinks beer in a lawn chair all dayYeah nah, people who like this depiction just like it because they take umbrage over her being the popular one.
>>154103985This. She the obvious one who puts up a good front now, so that she can pig out when she's got her catch.
>>154100583Edd would definitely say something like this. I feel like people forget that he's the most likely to say some shit about age gaps
>>154104043The actual way this would play out is that double D would do the whole age gap spiel and then everyone would pause for a second and go on like he didn't say anything Or Lee says "if his age is off the clock..." because she's a Kanker, and Kankers won't be deterred so easily by something like "laws"
>>154104043>Double D catches Lee literally with her pants down with Eddy>Decides to go nuclear and finally calls the police with all the evidence he's collected with her harassing Eddy>Realizes as soon as he walks out of the police station that all that evidence ALSO implicates Eddy in a TON of illegal activities; some of which he'd be tried for as an adult>Double D spends the day exhaustively trying to destroy evidence to throw off the cops>Double D gets caught and cuffed for tampering with a police investigation>Lee ends up posting bail for him and gets his record clear because she (falsely) assumes that Eddy told him that HE came on to HER that time>Eddy now thinks HIS record is also clear and brazenly tries to steal some jawbreakers, only to be caught immediately.Man, I'd love for Antonucci to go whole hog on an Adult Swim continuation of EEnE.
>>154076096will I get to fuck her daughters?
>>154102122Follow your own advice and get off the heroin
>>154103915It's weird that was drawn by a former staff animator who had to draw them like a million times but he forgot how to draw hands for that picture
>>154104845Shut your Crobby mouth
>goes out of their way to save the Eds from the Cul-de-sac kids to impress them>worry and panic when Eddy's brother abuses them>rapes the big brother as revenge and possible blackmail or to just get him thrown in jailI mean, you can call them trashy skanks all you'd like, but they're at least they're the ride or die type
>>154105244>rapes the big brother as revenge and possible blackmail or to just get him thrown in jailnah they probably dragged him off to beat his ass further, likely castrated the bastard
>>154105244nigga in the exact same movie they tried to hook up with Jimmy.
>>154105244The Kankers genuinely caring about the Eds is consistently one of their only redeeming character traits. They're not just in it for the Edboy dick, which is exceptional for white trash trailer park skanks
>>154103985Agreed.
>>154103985Just to be clear, if you actually look at the link with the designs on it, there's absolutely nothing there about her being a dyke or ftm. The description is more about her being the local gossip and a regular stalker.
>>154105270you can do both
>>154105300Yeah, they were bullying him, that's what they do. But by that point in the series it's pretty clear they prefer the Eds over anyone else. Maybe they were impressed by the reverse psychology bit or something. but when Jimmy tells them whats going on they drop their shenanigans and get to work to try and save them. I mean shit Lee was willing to throw down with eddy's bro because of what he was doing.
