This happened
>>154079008>INB4 antivaxxers
>>154079008Bruce was an asshole
>>154079008Imagine getting a literal cuckshot?
>>154079076There are some people who would want that
>>154079059Why was Timm such a degenerate forcing his fetishes into his Batman work
>>154079129Across media and time he wouldn't and won't be the first or the last to do so.
>>154079129Did he have a thing for his daughter or something because Bruce was a father figure to her not to mention cucking Dick his adopted son
>>154079008Is this where all the anti-vax nonsense came from?A sci-fi superhero cartoon?
>>154079284It came from Russia (and then hit them in the ass when their own population became leery of their own government vaccine through e-osmosis)
>>154079076>>154079083I don't want kids, so I don't really see a down side.
>>154079500>t.cuck
>>154079294No
>>154079600Are you really a cuck if you're the one fucking and someone else could get stuck paying child support?
>>154079008should've said it wasn't a 100% cum replacement but a 50% Bruce fusion
>>154079852most of the cuck angst is tied to the idea of genetic legacy. Honestly if you gave anons who obsess over cucking the choice between having sex or having a healthy male child of the same ethnicity, they would choose the male child. Sex is secondary to their existential angst over the need to have a legacy through a (male) child.
>>154079852Everyone is a cuck.If you don't have sex, you're a cuck because other people are having sex.If you do have sex, you're a cuck because the person you have sex with either has had sex with someone else already, or might have sex with someone else after you.The only solution is to kidnap a virgin, fly into outer space with her, and eradicate the rest of humanity from orbit.
>>154080813>choice between having sex or having a healthy male child of the same ethnicityThose are not mutually exclusive
>>154079852True biological cucking like in nature is getting someone else to raise your kids, that's it. For humans the only use for this would be if the guy has some awful genetics like a terrible disease and still wants kids. A cuckshot where you still get to fuck your wife would definitely be superior to IVF. In reality gene therapy to edit the specific fucked genes would be done instead.
>>154079008What is the name of this fetish, Ball-cucked, Blueballed, CumCucked?
>>154081354Obviously not. For most of human history it had t been a choice, the concept of having a child without sex is a very new concept. But if it was driven down to a choice, it would be one where they would be more likely to choose the genetic heir.
>>154081426How does someone like you even find 4chan?
>>154081456been here for decades underage. I remember when desu was a thing and pedobear posting was common. you new kids showing up with your woke brainwashing going purge normal and seething and shaking over words are hilarious and cowards.
>>154081471I've been here since '06 too, but your typing is so awful I can only imagine your brain has been fried.
>>154081424I almost forgot about super ese
>>154079008Bruce Timm's Batman glazing is probably the worse part of any part of his works.
>>154081426>info dump this shit without backsass or snark since not everyone knows 100% of things like you ferals obsessed autism.The post was deleted but fuck it I'll oblige you anyway.>Terry McGinnis is the Batman of Neo Gotham, a futuristic cyberpunk dystopian version of Gotham (because Gotham apparently wasn't already shitty enough)Terry and his little brother have black hair, but neither of their parents do, and Bruce also has black hair, a similarity that didn't go unnoticed by both writers and fans>instead of just saying that Terry's mother cheated on her husband with the handsome, charismatic, billionaire playboy or even just "hair dye lol", the writers decided on a much more LoGiCaL explanation (being very sarcastic here)>they established that Amanda Waller (basically DC's Nick Fury) decided that Gotham needed a new Batman when Bruce Wayne started slowing down in old age>so Waller orchestrated an elaborate scheme that involved stealing Bruce's DNA, profiling a Neo Gotham couple who were similar to Bruce's parents, and secretly overwriting the husband's reproductive DNA so his dick would shoot out Batcum instead of his own cum>fast forward about nine months, Terry is born, and his dad has no idea that he put a Batbun in his wife's oven>Waller also hired an assassin to kill the parents when Terry was eight to make sure the little bastard goes full Batman, but the assassin backed out because she was an old flame of Bruce's and deliberately murdering an innocent couple to create a new Batman goes against everything Batman stands for, like preventing the tragedy that happened to Bruce from happening to anyone else>so the guy who doesn't know he's not actually Terry's dad lives long enough to put another baby that isn't actually his in his wife, still none the wiser>by sheer dumb luck, Waller still gets what she wants when someone completely unrelated to her murders Terry's not-actually-dad and sets him on the path to becoming the new Batman anyway
>>154081471>been here for decades>never saw JLUBe for fucking real anon.
>>154081424>>154081606I can believe the super one since it was General Zodd and it was an AU movie where Batman wasn't Bruce and it was an actual vampireThe Batman Beyond twist was just stupid on many levelsTerry being different from Bruce was the whole point of Batman Beyond being someone new picking up the mantle making him Bruce's son dismisses thatBatman does not have super powers and giving him genes to someone else is doesn't mean the child is gonna know all the moves and things they are still gonna need training like anyone else wouldBatman was just a man that trained to push the human limits to be a hero something that has become far easier for people in the future to obtainSimply putTHERE WAS NO NEED FOR TERRY AND BRUCE TO BE RELATED
>>154079284the vaccine did not prevent getting the diseaseit did not stop the spread of the diseasethe adverse effects caused death and disabilityI think the entire thing being a scam is where the anti-vax nonsense came fromit poisoned the well for other real vaccines
>>154081991But how else could they explain Terry not having the same hair color as his parents? There's literally no other way!
>>154079852is this the first boss of final fight?
>>154079008I prefer my head-canon that Waller made every single word of that up just to fuck with Terry.>Why would she do that?Because she's a crazy old lady with literally nothing to lose and after a lifetime of wetwork and dealing with spec. ops subterfuge she's really good at it.>Wallers face when she knows Terry and Bruce are both too emotionally crippled to ever "just talk about it" like 2 adults.
>>154082152>>Wallers face when she knows Terry and Bruce are both too emotionally crippled to ever "just talk about it" like 2 adults.Okay this is funny as shit
>>154079008Literally how much Shonen do you have to be smoking to write this?
>>154082109Is timm too stupid to understand hair dye
>>154079284Contemporary anti-vax nonsense came from a concerted effort by one guy who had a patent on an alternative to vaccines backed by now discredited, shoddy science and mid-tier pharma who wanted to get rich by replacing vaccines. It got latched onto by idiots and crazies who believe in crystals and homeopathy, and one of their big talking points is that vaccines cause autism. But even before that people were skeptical of vaccines, and you had the government pull marketing tricks like having Elvis get one on live television to push it.
>>154082230Which Shonen has ever done this?
>>154082102>it poisoned the well for other real vaccinesIf your criteria for "real vaccines" is 100% success/prevention rate, there are basically no real vaccines
>>154082293my criteria is an amount of effectivenessthe mrna vaccine had none
I hate the very idea that nothing matters but your blood and who you got it from. That's some cringe-ass Japan shit, where they think blood is magic and holds mystical powers and the skills and knowledge of your ancestors.(it doesn't)Becoming Batman did not encode his DNA with Batman capabilities. What fucking hogwash.
>>154082237Both Terry and his little brother dying his hair is a stretch, and honestly not needed anyway. White families in cartoons usually have a range of hair colors anyway, because your average white family having different hair colors is normal. Jet black haired offspring between two redheads is genetically impossible in real life, but unless you're obsessed with genetics most people would wave that a way of it being the concession of it being reasonable enough for kids to have darker hair than parents..and it being a fucking cartoon. Anime would give some people a conniption.
>>154079008>when you get injected with the bat-semen
>>154082237There was. Literally no. Other way.
>>154082423No anon, his mom dying her hair.
>>154082152My preferred headcanon is that Cadmus scientists found the whole thing a waste of time after the were cloning aliens and making metahumans. Waller wanted them to risk criminal charges over rewiring another man's DNA to another mortal human, however exceptional. Hell Bruce retired due to a heart condition.Waller could've had them genetically edit a perfect human specimen...but they had them just give Bruce a son. Waller wanting a Batman son is a crackpot plan in comparison to what they were doing in their prime. I like to think they found a way to edit DNA to give the kid black hair and blue eyes to pass the sniff test, figuring that by the time the desired results of being Batman would be evaluated, they'd all be long gone and the whole project dissolved. Terry is still Warren's son, Warren's DNA was just altered at the surface to have a kid with black hair. >>154082192Really though, how would any human being talk about it? Terry has already decided to take up Bruce's legacy as Batman. He has been present in his life for the last 15 years despite any tension and has likely become as close as family to him as is. Being his genetic legacy at this point meant very little. It just creates a strange perversion that the man he's probably seen as a grandfather is his genetic father, despite not raising him.
>>154079008>Entire premise is about a random kid becoming Batman who Bruce never expected>Make him the son of Batman all along?
>>154082109>There's literally no other way!the bigger issue is why do you even need to explain it it's a cartoon just roll with it, nobody cares
>>154082109>But how else could they explain Terry not having the same hair color as his parents? There's literally no other way!>Batman Cartoon Inc. offices in shambles, several writers have committed suicide due to their inability to explain why terry has a different hair color>unbeknownst to them, something stirs at the Brno Central Cemetery in Czechia>suddenly, the gates of Batman Cartoon Inc. are KICKED wide open>ENTER>"ahem, gentlemen, i think i can help you with your conundrum"
>>154082540>nobody cares
>>154079008>Warren looks not unlike a young Jim Gordon>>154079059>Bruce and Babs had a sordid affair, the(not written by Bruce Timm) comics even have her being knocked up by BruceThe better explanation would've been to have Bruce and Babs to have a lovechild Babs gave up for adoption. Bruce would either be aware and helping fund him through his life, or unaware. He grows up and has Terry. Warren's death would be something that galvanizes both of them because Terry loses his father and Bruce loses his son. I'd prefer Terry being entirely unrelated, but if you HAD to have it, this is more palatable.
>>154082526>Really though, how would any human being talk about it?Bruce and Terry both know several aliens from other planets and have traveled through Time before so I don't know what sense of "normality" you're trying to appeal to here.Regardless of that, we're dealing with Talk no Jutsu here, the same contrived force within Narration that allows Steven Universe to stop galactic empires in their tracks.
>>154082382The entire point of the episode was that Waller's plan was stupid because it wasn't genetics that made Batman and Terry is completely his own person whose becoming Batman was still a completely random act. Plus he actually had healthy relationships unlike Bruce who ended up a lonely and bitter old man.
>>154079008Prove it
>>154083027>The entire point of the episode was that Waller's plan was stupid because it wasn't genetics that made Batman and Terry is completely his own person whose becoming Batman was still a completely random act.But it fails to make that point, if anything it could easily be read as Waller just being a retarded senile old bitch who doesn't understand that Terry "just happening to become Batman by random chance" seems way more suspiciously like it's something in his genes specifically BECAUSE their initial plan to recreate the circumstances of Bruce's crusade fell through.It's just a retarded premise through-and-through. Leaving the show as it was before Epilogue unironically makes the point they were trying to make infinitely stronger than the episode where they were trying to make that point, which actively sabotages it.
>>154079008Jlu slop fanfiction.
>>154083099>But it fails to make that pointRetard, it is literally and explicitly said in the episode.
>>154083200And it's FUCKING WRONG, dipshit
>>154083200Saying a thing and successfully demonstrating that thing are entirely different concepts, genius. I could say the earth is shaped like a fucking bowl of spaghetti all god damned day, does that make it true?
>>154079008>this injection won't give me batman balls will it? >no sir, but side effects might include getting murdered in an alley>oh okay fire away doc
>>154081786oh wow nice made up lies. just because I dont remember some moment in the show does not mean I dont have the entire show downloaded and watched many times. I just dont have autism fixation brain memory sperg. nice lie and butthurt you expose you have. try sticking to facts not butthurt emotion response while you lie to cope. 4th rate subhuman.>>154081515sorry you're too stupid to read basic words. oh did you need better punctionation and grammar? no you did not you're just being a shit bitch and pretending my writing was awful when it was not. perhaps this is a low IQ problem on your end subbrain boy. seethe harder your larp failed.
>>154083300>Powers' thug kicks down Warren's door>"I'll be alright. I'm not in an alley."
But why does terry look biracial and have bruce's look and athleticism and wallers no-nonsense personality and machavellian mind.It's strange.
>>154083913it's the brownoid future.
>>154081371In reality gene-editing and designer babies was thing that was pushed heavily to retards in the 70's and 80's and has created a genetic disease that has spread in the north eastern united states. We don't know how many people have done this idiocy or how many people have ruined genetic structures because of it.>>154079284The term antivax is a marketing effort by the medical industry to shame people who rightfully were concerned that autism rates were skyrocketing and the sociopathic medical industry was completely protected from criminal liability.The people who are against the clotshot now know that it it's sickened, sterilized, given cancer, heart disease, clotting issues(whatever that horrifying scartissue like thing that keeps growing even after they die from it is), or killed nearly every person who willingly or was forced to take it.
>>154079129Probably too many years of being treated like a celebrity.
>>154081606this movie sucked.
>>154082241Vaccines simply aren't real science, the historical record for them doesn't support it. Go ahead and poison yourself though idc.
>>154079008Stupid, but I like the way Terry handled it. Doesn't tell Bruce and gets married. I do wonder if Bruce knew though, I mean we know how paranoid Batman is, wouldn't be surprised if he figured out Terry was his clone child after he first got the gig as Batman. It wouldn't be surprising for Bruce to notice the DNA after the splicing incident.
>>154085225running a dna test would be one of the first things he'd do.
>>154085225The inciting incident of the episode is Bruce needing an organ transplant, Terry offering, and both of them finding out that they’re related at the same time. Terry was mad at first because he assumed Bruce was behind it.
>>154079284like 'flat earth' and a bunch of other things, it was invented by knowitall 'enlightenment' liberals to make religious people look stupida few people suggested we look into vaccines and make sure we haven't been making any errors, and they got INCENSED and invented a fictional strawman movement, as they always do. Easy to do when you control the whole narrativenow chrissakes that has nothing to do with /co/. Let's talk about how this story fucking fixed Terry, who previously kinda sucked.
>>154085034I hope you get polio.
>>154086831How can he. DDT was outlawed.
>>154083128Jlu would've been a 10/10 show without this episode.
It ruined the entire point of beyond.
>>154079008Poor guy kek
>>154082572kek
>>154085252I thought that was all in Terry’s head.
>>154082572Two pale ginger parents producing two dark haired dark colored sons can't be explained by anything except sperm donor, the mother was unfaithful, mix up at the hospital, or adoption. Or the father or mother got organ/bone marrow transplant and it altered their DNA. Outside of that no. It was kind of retarded to be honest.
>>154087012Terry just being some random kid who had some misfortune? Fuck that, let's make him BRUCE'S biological SON. Bruce Timm is a fucking moron.
>>154088070In a future world where you can go out and get an injection that makes you part hyena, hair and skin color is a matter of personal taste.
>>154079852This is the most explicit, literal, original definition of cuckoldry where you are raising another man's child unknowningly
>>154088051No, it was just a flashback. It’s the event Bruce talks about at the end of the episode, Terry running out on him.
>>154088070just say the grandparents had dark hair or some shityou cannot tell me that is more far fetched than the bat jizz injection
>>154079008If he had batman genes why did he get killed?
Good news is this never happenedAccording to crisis on infinite earth's anime movie the dcau ended during justice league so this was never canon
>>154088912It’s not just nature. It’s nature and nurture, and he and his wife were selected because they were nearly psychologically identical to Thomas and Martha Wayne, they would raise their son the same way until their untimely deaths and Batgod would live again
>>154088186The entire premise of the argument is knowing I get the shot and avoiding having to raise the kid because I would win every paternity case.
>>154086891Lead hydrogen arsenate was more likely the cause since of course polio didn't exist until 1900.
>>154079008It didn't. I reject it ever happened. Epilogue never happened.
>>154079852Except Bruce didn't have to pay a cent while living it up in his manor and Warren went through a separation, having to still earn enough for both children and his wife despite none of them respecting or loving him anymore getting murdered by his boss, and by the time Terry gets involved with Bruce he's basically working for him instead of requiring much financing or raising.
>>154089522The entire point of the joke I made >>154079500 was based on KNOWINGLY getting the cuck-shot. God, you people have no reading comprehension.
>>154089639I was discussing an article with my rheumatologist the other day about how current university freshmen have an only middle school equivalent education to that of 2015 freshmen. What happen in 2016 that made so many people so retarded?
>>154089639If what Waller's doing is secret and you somehow knew the lab and court would not rule in your favor and expose her. So you'd pay child support and be called a either a deranged conspiracy theorist or pathetic deadbeat making up excuses, now your wife and children hate you and you're a social pariah, also probably very dead from completely natural causes after the public forgets about you.But in the event the shot was public knowledge it's either mandatory, which means the authorities are waving your rights, or it's optional which would mean essentially going through a high tech donor process, so you couldn't charge Bruce or Waller or anyone with something you chose.So you'd still pay child support.So where the comprehension and joke lie may not be where you imagine.
>>154088070That's wrong. Hair, eye and skin colours are all polygenic meaning there are multiple genes working together which affect their colours. They're not Mendelian but work like a genetic blender, where any combination of genes can blitz together and produce different results.Skin colour alone is governed by dozens of genes (like SLC24A5 and MC1R) that influence it. Because so many genes are tossing their ingredients into the blender, two parents with medium or even light skin tones can have children with a wide range of skin shades. It runs the gamut from much lighter to much darker than themselves.
>>154089880>Imagine getting a literal cuckshot?>There are some people who would want thatThis is what I was replying to. Just the cuck-shot. My joke was saying I have no problem willing, meaning knowingly, getting the shot. The actual story of Batman Beyond is completely irrelevant for this hypothetical.Do you get it now, or do I need to start using smaller words?
>>154089953but I had breakfast today
>>154089933But if both parents have no immediate genes for that active nor any genetic lineage of those genes then something is up. I'm not a geneticist, but those genes have to be active in a certain way for those changes to occur or something external has to activate them. Correct?
>>154090131kek
>>154090189No. Again, these are polygenic, not mendelian IE multiple genes work together to affect this and that not a set of single genes that are active or not. There is no active/inactive or dominant/recessive thing going on like Mendel's observations with peas.To use eye colour as another example, most people believe that brown eyes are dominant and blue eyes are recessive, period, in a very Mendel-like way. But because eye colour is actually polygenic (primarily driven by genes like OCA2 and HERC2, alongside several others), it’s a spectrum. This is why we have hazel, green, grey, and amber eyes, and how two blue-eyed parents can occasionally have a brown-eyed child or vice versa. That's why even with blue eyes, there are multiple colour variants. My grandmother for example, had icy blue. My brother has blue-green. Another brother has grey/silver eyes.
>>154090996I see I see.So two people can both be blondes with grey eyes and their child can come out looking like Skip the mailman. That explains it.
What's the topic of this thread again? Batsemen? Genetics? The Left's shitty handling of the Covid pandemic?
>>154092436science-facilitated cuckolding.
Terry McInnes's pathos being cheapened bothers me more than this cucky shit.
>>154082331Study after study proves you wrong.
>>154079600Guy made a solid joke and you missed it because you're too pent up with your personal insecurities
>>154094505There isn't a single goddamned study, not even from those genocidal criminals who created those mrna gene therapy shots, that says they did anything posiitive for humanity.
>>154094660>[citation needed]
>>154091150You joke, but yes. My parents have wavy hair. So do all of my grandparents and siblings. My hair is straight. It happens.
>>154079008Wait a second /co/. in the batman beyond comics, Damian is real, but in the show, we learn that Talia changed bodies with Rasalghul.Does that mean that Ras had sex with batman, got pregnant with his son, and breastfeed him?
>>154096216Eww
>>154079008Just have Waller say the effect was temporary and Matt was actually Warren's son who dyes his hair to be more like his big brother.You'd still have the issue of genetic predestination, but at least Warren walks away from this with some dignity.
>>154096216If R'as in Talia's body got pregnant, they didn't last long enough to breastfeed. They died within a few days of that.
>>154079008i am watching it now, would you hit her?
>>154098741Of course
>>154090371i thought that the meme was from JLU
>>154098751nice taste anon
>>154098839You too
that's young Nora Wakeman
>>154098741Sex with Inque
>>154098915Looks like a tranny
>>154100553Literally mindbroken
>>154100570No u
>>154100553How so?Or are they just on your mind 24/7/365.2424?
>>154100553You fucking wish your kind looked like that, fag.
>>154100553Wow this post sure made a "certian" group mad huh
>>154101219Where are certians from?
>>154079129>ahhh a man fucked a woman ahhh I'm losing my mind
>>154101446>t.Timm
>>154099143
>>154100570funny that there is a episode about trans people, but it's other episode
>>154104133They knew what they were doing
>>154101376Certia. The correct term for them is Certs, not Certians, like how it's Croats, not Croatians
>>154079008>we cant show boys kissing boys but injecting a man with another mans semen is okim not woke but this is bullshit and you know it
>>154105133>>we cant show boys kissing boysI prefer cuckoldry over that
>>154104147You people are insufferable
>>154092436>The Left's shitty handling of the Covid pandemic?Literally happened under Trump which is part of the reason for why he lost in the 2020 election.
>>154101446Zoom zooms think you should only be allowed to date people the same age as you
Reminder that this was the plan from the start and everyone still whining that it happened is a retard. If you think two gingers are going to produce kids that look nothing like them then you need to brush up on your biology
>>154079008>This happenedNo I'm pretty sure that's just a cartoon.
>>154105393what do you think the mutants are?
>>154107253Literal furfags
>>154079008Yeah but I prefer not to dwell on it too much.
