What was the Jedi council thinking?
>>154082933they weren't, that's why they fell
>>154082933They could sense frustration in young Skywalker. Orange buttcheeks they gave to relieve it. Instead of plapping them, he gets with a roasty senator with a bum babymaker, and he loses it over his Oneitis.Now he's a dickless cyborg.
>Jedi council has a perfectly good slave girl they could sell for a whole load of credits>Makes her a jedi????????????????????????????
>>154082933cloaca
>>154082933>What was the Jedi council thinking?"She can fix him"
>>154082933Smol pretty tight and worshipping student he could relieve stress with and protect and bully.Built to fuck into a screaming orgasm coma, protect during battles, teach to become powerful and loyal, and eventually help crush his enemies and end her own enemies mercilessly as he stares on with satisfaction.He watches her angrily crush a cyborg assassin who tried to kill him using a technique who only showed her once.She stands up turns off her lightsaber a grim look on her otherwise beautiful face turns to him and runs towards him.Leaping into his arms and saying, how was I master. He smiles and says You were excellent as always my padawan. She wryly asks, can you teach me anything more? You know...
No, they made the right call. >>154084378 is wrong, while your standard issue teenaged alien slave girl IS alluring, making her a Jedi is better. Its hard work but the results speak for themselves:>infinitely more agile and flexible than a normal girl>telepathic, can sense your unbridled lust at all times>Padawan status is even sexier than just a regular teen. Its the difference between a genuine schoolgirl and a homeless teen>you get to tap that every night knowing full well that she is more than capable of killing a dozen men>instead, she is submitting to your huge human cockI’m right. You know I’m right.
>>154082933they taught her stupid shit as a test but she accepted it so they kept the joke going and it went worse and worse over time.
>>154082933>Maybe if Anakin got laid sometime he might be less of an aggressive whiny asshole.
>>154082933Why have people convinced themselves that TCW is any better than Disneywarz?
>>154084378I wonder if head tails is widely considered to be a slave trait in the galaxy. Like if someone sees a human and a Nautolan/Togruta/Twi'Lek walking by, do they assume that's some guy and his slave more often than not?
>>154085640Because it is.Somehow watching Temuera Morrison voicing every single character on screen at the exact same time is still more entertaining than whatever the fuck slop Disney is shitting out.
>>154082933>dat tummy notchI'm a sucker for that.
>>154082933
Council mandated teenage togruta wife
>>154085692>tummy notchYou just made that up
Getting a cute alien teen padawan has kept many a jedi from leaving the Order.
Surprised nobody mentioned this yet
>>154084378Are you retarded? The Council gets credits constantly from the Republic, why would they sell her for more?
>>154086092Cute!
>>154086265Very!
You guys do know Jedi do not permit emotional attachments? You would have to be willing to pump, dump, and leave these togrutas and twi’leks to die.
i will breed ahsoka as many times as i possibly can
>>154086333She ought to give those kisses to someone who'd actually appreciate them, like me.
>>154086382He's just hiding his emotions to trick the jedi council
>>154086345They're talking about fucking, not getting married.
>>154082933They were hoping he would learn to let go once Ashoka became a knight and/or that he would get it out of his system if he got laid.
Ahsoka definitely had a crush on Anakin, right?
>>154087639was she jealous of padme?
>>154086190What's there to mention? No one here would buy a $300 figure, on top of the fact that it looks atrocious. Ahsoka was never some chubby Vietnamese girl with an egg-shaped head, who looks fucking 8. This shit looks straight up awful. Awful figure, awful casting. This should've been the real outrage, not the performative tubetop tummy seething.
Ahsoka was best when she was genki.Jaded Ahsoka and later stiff-faced adult Ahsoka are so fucking boring
>>154088761...uh huh
>>154088801
>>154088801It's pretty simple. Animated Ahsoka is peak. Even fucking Forces of Destiny one, cartoon for little girls that cost $5 to make. Seriously, go watch that episode where she trains Ezra. 11/10 raw mommy energy, Ashley's voice is so sexy for no reason there, lmao. Live-action one is character assassination and a crime against humanity. Everyone responsible for it should be fired.
>>154087639Realistically she should but Clone Wars is bizarrely sexless
>>154088761>No one here would buy a $300 figure, on top of the fact that it looks atrociousI wouldn't but I wanted to see someone undress it
>>154088932>Clone Wars is bizarrely sexlesslol whatit's one of the most sexful entries in the entire franchisetons of relationships and tons of fanservice
>>154088837The clones treating Ahsoka like their commanding officer and little sister is always funny to me.
>>154089016But in terms of anyone ever acknowledging ahsoka wearing a tube top, nothing
>>154082933>What was the Jedi council thinking?"Anakin won't join the dark side if he gets some Togrussy." That's it. That was the entire thought process.
>>154086345In Disney Canon there was a Jedi who was a fuck up that was sent to a backwater temple, the dude pumped and dumped so much that he irrevocably altered the gene pool of the planet he was on.Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan run into him in one the novels.
>>154086345>would have to be willing to pump, dump, and leave these togrutas and twi’leks to die.
ahsoka's pussy
>>154082933The idea was to give Anakin some perspective by giving him an apprentice who is just as fucking annoying as he was at that age. They figured that having to keep this little gremlin alive would instil an actual sense of responsibility into him and he would chill out.
>>154088761>No one here would buy a $300 figureYeah who would do that haha
>>154085668the Clone VA is Dee Bradley Baker not Temuera
>>154082933Something starting with 'Oyyy VEYYYY'.
Anakin was/is powerhungry.Being a teacher was the quickest way to fill that and change It going him someone like him so would understand how bad he was.It failed because the council was full of incompetent tards
>>154086151Oh is this guy making new stuff?
>>154086333>kissing her married teacherWhat a skank
>>154086333>Oh so you're a good lucking 21 years ago war general ?>You have a inflated ego due to being called the choosen one ?>Here a half naked 14 years old cute brat>Don't forget it, even we you two will be on the other side of the galaxy, all alone in your ship without a soul 3 millions km around>Don't fuck her lmaoWhat the fuck were the jedi council thinking ?
The Jedi Council saw the mandated skirts for youngling girls and kept making it shorter and shorter until they finally reached this level.The croptop also took some deliberation, and the stockings? Someone really had to go through some mental gymnastics to justify it.
>>154086190>controversialI don't know. I still want to fondle her. Is that what's controversial?
I wish Ahsoka never transitioned into 3d irl.
>>154097111>>Don't fuck her lmao>What the fuck were the jedi council thinking ?Pretty sure they were thinking the opposite of that.Jedi weren't against sex, they're against oneitis.Everyone kind of suspected that Anakin was a bit too close to Padme.They were just stupid to realise how close they actually were.
>>154098130Aside from Barriss, how many other female padawans Ahsoka's age do we know about? We need more alien cuties.
>>154086092yandere padawan
Friendly reminder that underwear does not exist in the Star Wars universe.
>>154096811The marriage was a secret, remember?
post more ahsoka
>>154102476the is that second panel implying?
>>154102070>Anakin: "Ahsoka, stop wearing those clothes.">Ahsoka: "Why, Master?! They're cute, aren't they?">Anakin: "That's exactly why it's not okay. If weird people start coming around because of it, what are you going to do?">Anakin: "Put your robe on.">Ahsoka: "Don't say things like you're my dad.">Anakin: "Stupid apprentice"
Tube top
>>154101435Since when?
>>154086190>ControversialI'll never understand why people make a big deal out of this uniform like it's highly revealing or something. So we can see her bare stomach and arms. Wooo so explicit.
>>154107148Since Lucas told Carrie Fisher that people don't wear bras in space.
>>154082933They THOUGHT giving the chronic reckless hothead a padawan would help wait shit >>154090315 already said it, thanks asshole.
>>154108043>>154101435
>>154109502>official star wars account posting panty shots of an underage girl
>>154102268I wish I was shorter than her so that my head would be at the same level with her orange butt.
>>154084580>How do we fix the groomed slave boy?>Easy, we give him a non-slave girl (but one who could easily be one) to groom during the war.Jedi Council 1 - Chancellor 0
>>154084580>Elthegeneralman I miss old artists. hellstroem, tourbillon, hagfish...
>>154084378if you train your slaves as jedi they can escape and then you can sell them again
>>154114505raikoh too with so many barrisoka and other artIt was truly the golden age of Star Wars and fandom.
>>154116439Need more art/pictures of Ahsoka biting her lip.
>>154114833don't forget everyone on catthouse.
Why horny?
>>154118393spankable
>>154118577Why not horny?