Imagine you are Cecil Steadman. You are looking for new Guardians recruits after the Invincible war. You may choose any hero from Venture Bros, the Boys, or The Tick Out of all the dysfunctional heroes, Who do you choose?
>>154090399The Tick.Is he insane? Yes. Does he cause massive damage? Yes. Does he get results and win 99% of the time? HELL yes.
>>154090399American Maid Captain Sunshine Doctor Orpheus Shore Leave Black Noir Marie Moreau AgrippaRyan Butcher SuperianDr.Think
>>154090399The Tick if I figure out how to brainwash him.The comic Homelander, he can be bought off with some well created propoganda making him a hero and a normalish life. But he'll be on Annisas' radar almost immediately and I damned sure wouldn't want what ever demigod level monstrosity those two will create and raise to be free on the planet.Rusty Venture because he's a genius totally amoral and cheap to buy off or controlAmerican Maid because we would need an murrican fuck yeah mouth propoganda hero and she's a strong woman who's straight so that means she gets built in normal female appealBrock Sampson because I need a wetworks guy who can gut whoever I need with few questions asked.Susan Rayner because I need a smart slightly evil power mad karen to keep things in order. Plus I'll need a soft middle aged Karen to demean and brutally fuck while she angrily screams how much she hates me to take the edge off.
>>154090399I send tek knight alone against the vultrumites with 200 or more bottles of champagne and an entire book'd hotel
The tick.Then I’d go crack Mark’s Mom.
>>154090659>Rusty Venture because he's a genius totally amoral and cheap to buy off or controlIs this really worth dealing with Temu-ass superscience.
>>154093928He occasionally creates useful stuff. He's a wildcard with talent who will create stuff that might prove useful. And I'll have better scientists who aren't as constrained as he is going over any ingenious invention he dumbfucks his way into.
>>154091923Congrats. Now the female Viltrumites are pregnant
>>154090399The Tick is more invincible than actual Invincible. Further more, it'd be easy to trick him into doing good out there due to his moral code.
Get Guts in Invincible. He'll deal with the Viltrumites
>>154096958But he doesn't have any feats. He'd get ST-blitzed...
>>154090399>>154090532yeah, you obviously just choose the Tick, it's not like they can really do anything about him except smack him around
>>154090399I'd rather not
>>154090399The Tick and Colonel Gentleman
>Sees Thragg and be amazed at his survival from the Movie Night Massacre
Tell me about the Tick as if I literally know nothing (because I don't).>just google itBut I'm giving (You) the opportunity to experience the joy of explaining all about him to somebody who doesn't know. I am intrigued why the thread is saying he is literally invincible.
>>154090399Tick, Arthur, and American Maid for sure.
>>154090399I don't know much about The Tick but no "heroes" from The Boys or Venture Bros would be able to do shit in the Invincible War. I guess Maeve, and if they count, Homelander and Soldier Boy.
>>154103157The Tick is nigh invulnerable, super strong, and has the added bonus of comedy as his main superpower (not literally). So he's unaffected by powerscaling, he can only be challenged if the end result is it's funny.Thragg isn't funny so he wouldn't have a chance. He'd punch Tick as hard as he could and maybe send him into orbit but Tick would deorbit from the other direction and pancake him, without the side effects of physics. The longer Tick exists in your world the less the stakes will matter, and that's what the world of Invincible needs more than anything right now.His only weaknesses are Arthur's bank account, the worlds most comfortable chair (and only termporarily) and the removal of his antenna. However the latter can only be accomplished with world breaking magic, they are physically impossible to remove.
