New Kid Wizard, sequelhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aW20RZ7UJtc
Imagine if Glitch hired this guy
>>154096609What's his endgame?
>>154096609It seems the anon in the video said "No" that's unrealistic because Anon will fuck any cute anthro.
mmm more FurChow content!
>>154096609i like how these videos are basically all the same just with a different character each time
>>154096609This feels like an elaborate baby trapping operation.
>>154096773There is no endgame. This is a 40 year old man who's yearning for any kind of human contact.It's this, but unironically.
>>154096645Glitch would force him to remove all instances of human men being fawned over and make the cute girls dykes
>>154096609Pop.
>>154096609>bun girlYou don't have to convince me
>>154096938of course they are it's for the lowest common denominator
He draws eyes too far apart and every video is the same thing
>>154096975Was Scalie ever good?
>>154098179It was okay.
Why did you do it?
>>154096609>The endingkek
>>154098548I prefer felines
>>154098548Same reason hornet had to drug me so I wouldn't leave her
>>154098548I don't wanna go to the dance
>0:33
>>154098644that and feral ones that pass the harkness test.
Ridiculous male fantasy
I miss the french vampire
>>154099735I want the social worker to come back.
>>154096938They remind me of Shane Frost comics. Everything is just some variation of 'human every-man gets romanced by some form of lady creature', over and over. I prefer HMOFA and even I get turned off by the hyper fixation.
I want a follow up to Curious Classmate that shows the two students as adults enjoying a nice and wholesome day as a married couple.
>>154096609>furryslopAt this point, I'd rather take lolislop over this trash.
>>154097017>he lacks critical information
>>154096609>Hello again Mister Human!I know an Orc when I see one. Ever one of these videos using the "Anon" is about an Orc.
>>154101504Maybe in this universe orcs are a human adjacent race.Like how in Dungeon Meshi tallmen(humans), dwarves, elves and halfoots are considered all to be "human".
>that transition to frowning >>154098548Bro say goodbye to your ankles
>>154096975Its like it was made for me! Especially when there is a vague threat to my life implied through the dialogue or awkward silences!
>>154096773I would like if he made a date simulator game or something. He keeps doing this viewer involvement angle so the next logical step is an interactive medium like games o, if he wanted to be pretentious, an interactive DVD or vhs tape capable of chapter select.
>>154100352>pedotranny hates furGod contentwe already know.
>>154098548I believe it is the follow up to https://youtu.be/FWEgPZBWecQ?si=m7hnguUgnr9LcVonI believe the implication is that she has become in heat. To say it in a more smart Alec way, she wants to speed run the Fibanachi sequence and youre riding bitch.
>>154102594not a tranny>furGodMore like furSLOP
>>154096609Wonder why this guy doesn't do sepuels more often. With how much the kids these days go crazy for lore i'm sure he'll gain small boost in viewership.
>>154103021My first thought would be that people are commissioning these individual vignettes and he’s just moving from one to the next, but people have said here that he doesn’t seem to readily accept commissions so I guess he just likes shuffling through whatever thoughts arise
>>154096609Based on her reaction I bet (You) didn't even say "no" but said something even more autistic like "Sorry I have to watch the new episode of Princess Horseshoes tonight".
>>154101504>no this duck is actually an Abrams battle tankBlow off, retard
>>154103716THERE'S A NEW EPISODE OF PRINCESS HORSESHOES TONIGHT???
>>154102737pedofreaks are trannies by proxy, pedotranny
>>154103427It’d be nice if he was willing to take commissions.
>>154103982Hold on, these aren't commissions?They can be very character specific sometimes.
>>154104025Don’t you think there’d be a lot more characters in his vids that aren’t OCs if they were commissions? I can’t imagine there being a big audience for cutest self insert characters that most people won’t recognize.
>>154104057Cutesy self insert romance with characters most people won’t recognize*I mangled that last sentence.
>>154104025Nowhere I've looked has him advertising commissionsClosest is access to polls about future vids for patreon supporters
>>154098548
>>154104177>local bunny finds out humans don't "fuck like rabbits"
>>154102703>>154098548>>154096609When will he just do the fucking Misery arc already? or that's the problem? He doesn't want to fall for the Misery cliche and doesn't even know how to write a refreshing take on Misery?
>>154104362post demon crown?
>>154104376What?
>>154104362Pink Cat progressed to the point of tying her husband up in the basement because she had a complete breakdown from a female pizza delivery girl showing up to her birthday partyPast that I can't see Wizard actually portraying torture and shit like that
how much longer until this guy draws porn
>>154104376She seems like the kind of girl he'd be into, surprised he hasn't used her already.
>>154104551Best You're getting is some topless nsfw.
>>154104902Misery doesn't like to the type to be intrested in getting into relationships.
>>154096609So when is she gonna start the kidnapping?
>>154104177I am suspect she is not wearing many layers under her dress
>>154103716Nah, it was something like>sorry, I'm already going with someone else
>>154103716If that were the case she'd probably go "Oh I'm into that too!" It was probably either an outright rejection or "I'm going with someone else"
>>154096609So does he ever complete these stories? I want to see the hook up and endgame.
>>154096815Kid Wizard is no furry. Not his fault all these hot furry women are constantly hitting on him.
>>154096609He should go back to making more feralkino
>>154096938give the guy a break, he's 43
When is he going to animate a cute anthro girl awkwardly shuffling while asking for the bathroom with a visible bladder bulge?
>>154098548Playing hard to get
>>154098548I had my bunny slippers on and I was a bit nervous she would see them and she would feign interest or go into a whole woman diatribe about her also finding her own pair and finding them cute so I decided to say I was busy that day. Also this >>154109306 and also I had scheduled an hour of playing around with my slippers and stuffed carrot by raising my toes to emulate the bunnies sniffing and chewing on the stuffed carrot to mine own amusement. Yes, Pee Wee did such a joke in the 1985 Warner Bros. Tim Burton-directed comedy classic and he is my inspiration for finding such whimsy and glee in this world. Perhaps she may enjoy my amusement someday but right now I gotta ensure my own happiness before risking it away.
>>154109776what the fuck are you talking about
>>154098548I simply just don't like leaving the house often. Would much rather watch a shitty B movie with her instead of going to a dance. Also i can't dance so i would definatley embrasses not only myself but also her as well.
>>154109776I say that would cause confusion rather than a negative reaction. Although, it is a rejection its a sign of your fascination with rabbits and although being a profound retard, she would interpret it as you agreeing with her if he poked you the right way.To get a reaction in the video you would need a response that puts her down in a negative way to promote rage but also does not depreciate yourself so that you are not devalued as a target.>Listen... uh, I forgot your name. Sorry. Listen, sockhops are dumb. I can understand if you want to go but I dont think they would be for me. Im probably doing something important that day. >You can go away now.
>hear people calling this guy 43 and kek>realize I'm in my late 20s and I'll probably be imagining similar scenarios in my head at his ageat least this dude can animate unlike I
where is the confirmation this guy is in his forties?
>>154112783It was repeated several times by an anonymous poster, so it's basically confirmed.
>>154113018Weird because in his Newgrounds profile it says he is 25.
>>154113473Well if you pay attention, it says there he joined in '19, that was a while back. 25+19=43. DUUUUH!
>>154112783it came to me in a dream
>>154096938This but unironically. He's the best at what he does and what he does is very pretty.
>>154111072>Doesn't know even when presented with the source of my autistic jokeNgmi.>>154111647Perhaps. Profound retard? Maybe that's the point. The point is to ensure my own happiness by driving her away from encroaching on my "me time" which involves finding amusement in dumb little things.
>>154103916Nope. Hate to break it to you, but I've got a dick & never once have trooned out. There's ironically more troons in the furry community than the weeb community. Lolicon is a state of mind.
>>154099763You forgot>Interesting nonhumanoid character design>Gets obligatory human form at the end of the comicI hate that fucking shit so much it's unreal
>>154098179It was alright. The girls were pretty and funny.
>>154115923you got a micropenis which is why you resort to wanting to rape children. Every troon like you is a nonce. You will cope and you will seethe like all pedotrannies. Furries are accepted in world and going mainstream meanwhile you will never be accepted but only hunted like animals that pedos are
>>154107336Most of the time it'll be like 3 connected videos max. Maybe he's trying something new?
>>154116920kys animal fucker
>154117444>animal fuckerno one would reduce themselves to fucking your ugly bitch mom apart from your deadbeat zoophilic dad
>>154098658Who would the “she” mentioned that Hornet is worried about you seeing be
>>154116171When?
>>154096609Bnuuy
>>154112783he makes jokes about how old he is in Kid wizard magazine all the time
>>154117708every single comic he's made desu
>>154118345what is the magazine exactly?
>>154118435It was mainly a newsletter type thing that he used to talk about future videos and draw some small comics in.
>>154118395I’m sure it has happened a few times bu “every single?”Post 5
Imagine if he did something from Viv Blart
>>154098548I've got people I need to kill.