how different would the show be if stella was a man and everyone else was the same
>>154104121stolas would no longer have a reason to cheat and would just become his personal ass servant, though octavia would also no longer exist
>>154104121Depends If he's married to Stolas, regardless, I doubt Stolitz would happen. Stolas isn't in a collapsing marriage so he doesn't fall for Blitzo's advances or the grimoire becomes a secret business deal.
>>154104317>No Stolitz. >No Octavia. Hard choice for the TaviaBros.
>>154104415stolitz is merely an afterthought to the fact that octavia wont be a thing anymore, so no, i dont like it
>>154104755>No maximum housewife potential Owl Girl why even live
>>154104917would she, though?shes still a noble, she wont have to work a day in her life, so what exactly would she do as a ”housewife”?just sit inside all day and have sex with you?
>>154104997>just sit inside all day and have sex with you?believe it or not that's all a lot of guys want for whatever reason
>>154105123NTA. That's a fleshlight then, not a wife and I don't think most Anons see her as that.
>>154104317>though octavia would also no longer existCould they not just use a surrogate like all Progressive Homos?
>>154104121No more Stolitz but also Octavia would have never existed, you win some and you lose some
>>154106111This could mean, Minerva becomes the surrogate and Octavia's mother.
>>154106212Does this mean she's fated to get a bombshell ass and hips when she gets older?
>>154106269Yes.
>>154104121Could never happenIts illegal to portray homo relationships as badFor how bad Stolis and Blitzo are together they hammer in all the time that its an ultimately good relationshipThis would just be an abusive relationship for the gays and theyd say its just alt right nazi propaganda to show that their relationships have problemsItd be even more unacceptable if blitz was made into a woman and Stolas found he liked her more than his husbandBi's cant leave homo relationships for straight ones
Bzzzz bzzzz
>>154106435King Bee....
>>154104121>Sexy antagonistic bird fag who is a complete cunt>Arranged gay marriage which would be neat to explore>Because Stella is now a gay man, he gets more screentime and development>No OctaviaA fucking win in my book.
>>154106572I'm assuming the marriage was less about heirs and more to secure political alliance. I wonder which is more insulting, to be honest. It would be funny if Stolas was straight in this timeline because the one constant throughout the multiverse is he can never be happy with his marriage.
>>154106435Did you pack your lunchables, Buzzer? >>154104997Which Waifu would overall make the best housewife?
>>154106662>It would be funny if Stolas was straight in this timeline>stolas is actually still gay>but he and stellian do not get along at all>he abuses him in ways not even stella could>by the time they break up, he is genuinely traumatized by gay relationships>ends up going straight looking for some intimacy that doesnt involve him getting sodomized and humiliated>still finds it in an imp, just not blitzo
>>154106662Well yes, that would be the only reason to have arranged gay marriage, it being some sort of alliance between different powerful factions. A straight man being forced into it would be hella funny, but I think it's also pretty neat to have two hot bird men who love to suck cock but they just hate each other so fucking much that a happy, stable relationship and a satisfying sex life is just not possible at all. Either works, really.
>>154106673I honestly have not had lunchables in many years. Not since grade school, at least.
>>154106839>feeding Bee three gallons of coca cola and some mentos to see what happens
>>154106922>what happens >
>>154107294>Octavia gets a hold of the Narnia books>has absolutely no context for them>reads them because she's boredWhat would she think of them?
>>154107294I recall that Georgina Leahy apparently said Stella listens to metal.
>>154107294>>154107461https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7UgU0J0exY
Dying Moxxie's horns with the female pattern while he's asleep so everyone thinks he's a troon and compliments him on how well he passes so he's confused as hell.
>>154107497https://youtu.be/J0C_W2h0y30https://youtu.be/O8bTHId_T-shttps://youtu.be/tLFfhraRKXY
>>154107294>>154107497>>154107461>>154107717>Both octavia and stella listen to heavy metal>Meanwhile octavia's bf, anon, listens to shit like the oh hellos and a shell in the pitI wonder how she'd feel about his music tastes being polar opposites to hers
>>154107846At the least, she would not care, at most - her and Stella would constantly talk shit about your music taste and get you to listen to hard rock to improve your taste. >At least you don't have Stolas' music taste
>>154107988>>154107846>Octavia listens to heavy metal>Anon, meanwhile, listens to christian chants>Now for any other human this would come across as a bit quirky or maybe weird, but because octavia is a literal demon and the music actually hurts her if she listens to it for too long, it loops right back to it being super metal and cool
Sometimes you guys forget these are demons. To be fair I think Viv forgets too.
>>154108139>music actually hurts her if she listens to it for too long, it loops right back to it being super metal and cool>That's when Anon finds a way to mix both their music taste>https://youtu.be/sG0zAn0dL2I
>>154108191As in, appearance-wise or behavior-wise?
>>154108191
>>154108247I think he meant it as in "literal demons from hell that thrive off of people's suffering"-wise
(You) gonna get loosh farmed.
>>154108274Well, Blitzo fits that description, he makes us suffer by his existence.
>>154108317>The fuck does 'loosh' mean?>"What? You've never heard of loosh? Well, lemme break it down for your peanut brain...">Loona gets up from her chair.>"Lots.">Walks over to you.>"Of.">Looks you dead in the eyes.>"Ostensibly">Sits on your lap.>"Super.">Leans in.>"Hugs~">And breathes softly on your neck.
>>154108454That was actually a really nice little read.
How big is your HB folder?I have nearly 1000 pictures and had to split it in half to more easily get through them, one dedicated to octavia and one for the rest
>>154109113>one dedicated to octaviaYou need more Octavia?
>>154109843Always do, can never have enough of her
>>154109896Indeed.
>>154109947
>>154109974
>>154109986
Why the fuck does everyone ship these two?Did they, at any point, show any sort of attraction towards one another?Because from what i remember they were nothing except antagonistic towards each other
>>154110068These kind of lose their charm once you realized they are just traced pictures of stolas
>>154110127The artist in question is a StellaFag so it balances out.
How would you mix BOTF and HIL together? BOTF takes place after S1, while HIL is after S2.
>>154110279Well, we need to see which way botf is headed, we dont now how anon is going to react to all of stolas' upcoming bullship and what hes gonna do once his master loses all his power and titlesI like to imagine that he would simply pivot to octavia and become her "apprentice" instead by re-doing the ritual he did with her dad, therefore becoming linked with her
>>154108191>>154108266Men will look at this and go “wife”
>>154110658Women will look at [insert Hazbin serial killer/mass murderer husbando here] and go "husband"
>>154110707Incorrect. They want said husbands to fuck each other so they can watch.
>>154110658>Men will look at this and go “wife”>
>men will look at this and go "i want to love, protect and cherish her"
>>154110813>
>tfw no adorable birb gf in my lifeI hate living sometimes
I hate to hate and I hate that.
>>154110658Anon's ancestors must be so disappointed in him.
>>154111061>old Mox mating presses the fuck outta younger Millie>milf Millie pegs and doms her younger husband
>>154111288It's okay if you disappoint your family and your friends and society. Their opinions are worthless and nobody cares about them.
>>154104121This show is highly satanic because it has demons and homersexuals
>>154111353>minor spelling mistake
>>154111391Bee must have some cute toes...
>Bee kisses your cheek>mid-shifts to a guy right before her lips contact>blush because you don't notice until you turn and see 'her'>Bee smirks and calls you a fag
>>154108191There is a brilliant scene where Stolas causes lots of suffering in a studio by throwing a seemingly harmless object at someone which causes said person to yell in pain and presumably drop dead. It was an effective way of reminding you that no matter how innocent and normal they may seem Stolas and the other demons are creatures from Hell. There was also a similar scene with Millie in Unhappy Campers if I recall but I'm not sure.
Octavia hiring a decoy so she can sneak off to watch Fuck You Dad
>>154112477That sounds like her alright.At least she's cute eitherway.
>>154113050kek
>>154112477>>mid-shiftsI meant "shifts mid-kiss", how did I cross my wires that badly?>>154113180Indeed.
>>154112762>Hey Anon, were you scared?>What, when the DHORKS captured everybody?>No later, when Stolas showed up and possessed everybody. I mean that was crazy! You know he could fucking kill you? He could kill all of us! I think sometimes we forget that's an actual Goetic demon!
>>154110127>Stolas in Stella's bodyW.... woul.... would? Wouldn't? I'm so confused. And kind of hard.
>>154114084>>Stolas in Stella's bodyThis would imply the opposite as well and im not sure anyone would want to deal with stella in his body, especially if she gets all of his powers too
>>154114207>This would imply the opposite as well and im not sure anyone would want to deal with stella in his bodyThat would be entertaining as hell.
Imagine looking into these big, beautiful eyes, just getting lost in their color and brightness
>octavia and loona whenever the botf and hil anons get into a dumb, pointless argument
>>154114710What do you think they'd argue about?
>>154111064I guess I can make a shitpost before work.
>>154114909politics, magic, beer brands, brokeass and shitzos relationship (they agree when it comes to this one that its gay and retarded, they mostly argue on how long until it crashes and burns)
>>154111512
Stolas?!>Salots!
>when you tell your bong gf that you had a crazy dream in which she was a weird, fuzzy bird demon with magical powers
Would you let Octavia possess (you)?
>>154116746i think it would be like possession in 40ka demon could take over your body, but there would be a constant struggle for power...unless you accept them, in which case the two could become much stronger than either of them would have been alonei also think it would be pretty intimate and somewhat romantic
>>154116698Nice skintone.
>>154116820Try this one
>>154116746No.>>154116365>SUNDAY!>....>"Yeeees...today *is* Sunday. Are you feeling well? Do you have brain damage?"
God, i wish i had a girl like this in my life
>>154117463You're so fucking HORNY and LONELY.
>>154117525not even horny to be honest, just lonelyi just want to hug her and have her hug me back
>>154117463
>>154117651Getting me bricked up and breathing hard over here...
>>154117651you know, theres a difference between delicious chocolate and just outright shitskinned poojeeta
Anglo-Indian Octavia my love.
>>154117710My mistake how's this
>>154117742a little bit lighter should do itshe should look like milk chocolate or a mocha, stella is the dark chocolate one
>>154117777Can't argue with quads
>>154117795perfect, thats what we call ”deliciously brown”
>>154117795
>>154117164Guess I'll edit this one too to match
>>154117164From Mocha to Chocolate. >>154117777Holy quads don't lie.
>>154117574Why are you simping for the 17 year old?
>>154117970Go back.
I wonder what Octavia would think if she knew weirdos on the internet were editing her to look black.
>>154118534she wouldnt even realize the implications, because she has no idea how human races workas far as shed know, they are only making her look more like her normal self
>>154118664>they are only making her look more like her normal selfHow? Her face is white.
>>154118919only her face, technically she is more black than white
>>154118934Technically purple, not brown.
>>154118534>well, you see Octavia, I hypothesize you and your family if you all were human as having some Indian heritage; reflecting Britain's colonialism from an older time and some intermarriage occurred. Manifesting in a slightly darker complexion for you.>that and I think brown women are hotdesu
>>154119022>andre is a peacock>peacocks are originally from india>andre and stella are siblings>hence, octavia too is part indian and would be brownflawless logic
>>154119060>Anon overhears Octavia yell "do not redeem">checks on her>she's watching hell news>they're covering the hazbin hotel>Anon does a double take>leaves>Octavia giggles
>>154119060Stella is a secretarybird, which originate from Africa. Technically, this would make Octavia either South African or Rhodesian. https://youtu.be/H17Jz13Kqkk
hold up, they made the angel mommy into a dyke?
>>154119164i mean, either way shed be choco, so it doesnt change much
>>154119167They threw a dart at a dartboard like they do for most of the characters, yes.
>>154119167You know that pride stuff is all for show, when nothing in the "show" implicates that. Besides, knowing Viv/Spindlehorse this could change on a whim. >>154119185Indeed.
The worst part about this pride stuff is knowing if you entered Vivzie's universe you may get a shot at your waifu but there's nothing stopping her from slapping one of the many gay flags on you. Being bi is the best you could hope for since you can still date your girl even if you're forced to also like cock.
>>154119167Determined to push the straightoids out as much as possible.
I do like Octavia being the counterbalance to BOTF Anon's shit, it's oddly sweet.
>>154119426>if you entered Vivzie's universe you may get a shot at your waifu but there's nothing stopping her from slapping one of the many gay flags on youi actually have done gay shit in the past and deeply regret it...to be honest, i think id make for a fitting vivzie character>daddy issues>closeted, hate fags and sodomy, even though i am guilty of it>hate myself for it too>plagued by a lack of self esteem and a lot of self doubt>would come across as aloof, indifferent and cruel at first, but deep down i just want to be loved and love back>could make for an interesting foil for stolas, like how moxxie is for blitzo
>>154119549Anon, Viv would force you to be even gayer and your arc would be coming out of the closet, you are more at risk of the Hutt turning you into a fag than anybody
>TFW already pansexualThough, I guess she could troon me out...since I sometimes have those desires as is.
>>154119623>since I sometimes have those desires as is.You what, why?
>>154119644I've always wanted my body to be what it should be in my perspective. Sometimes it's a non-human form (lifelong and most consistent preference for me), sometimes it's a woman, and every now and then I feel some measure of contentment with this one; but not much.
>>154119668Are these thoughts recent or have they always been with you?
>>154119842Always.
>>154119167Sera should be asexual like actual high ranking angels in Jew lore
>>154120074Have you tried to do anything to remove these ill will desires?
>>154120251Tried most of my life. Nothing works, ultimately I've simply accepted them for what they are and act accordingly.
>>154119549We're aware anon. You don't need to keep bringing it up.
>>154120734Oh.
>>154119426That's assuming this is a universe where she is fully capable of interacting with and modifying her creations at will at any time she likes. That is to say she would literally exist as God in her renditions of Inferno and Paradiso.Since no such depictions of God yet exist in the Vivzieverse, we could assume that the whole disproportionate number of fags and fagflaggers in the rings is not caused by her direct intervention. Of course this falls apart when you get to Mayberry and now Sera apparently but I like to think those were what-if realities that never came to fruition.Unfortunately Viv is a fat white woman and ex-theatre kid in California who is laughably petty.If you're reading this, Miss Madrano: Go ahead. Prove me right. And if you bow out? Coward.
how would the birds be like in this AU?something tells me stella would be banging loona, so clearly the relations must be completely different
>>154121274>Loona>but she acts like BlitzoThis is the second confused boner this thread has given me, I don't like it.
>>154121274Wouldn't be*
>>154121006>I like to think those were what-if realities that never came to fruition.The "show" has been fanfiction post-pilot. Hazbin is worse in this regard with how rushed and much of a cluster bucket it is, in order to get to season three - a wrecked bucket of fuck. With Helluva it is more contained but it's just as abhorrent. >>154121274Possibly, but would their sexualities stay the same? I recall seeing art of Loona ending up with Stolas - which was pretty funny. >>154121388>Loona but she acts like BlitzoAnon, this would mean she has a multitude of STDs( and worse case, had sex with Chaz)
>>154121708>STDsOkay, you make a good point. I'm not horny anymore. >had sex with ChazBut who is Chaz in this timeline? Ah well it doesn't matter.
>>154121780Either Barbie or Verosika.
>>154121945>Barbie constantly shouting about how tight her pussy is
>>154121708>I recall seeing art of Loona ending up with StolasGenuinely, how would shitzo react?Would he seek retribution by trying to woo octavia in turn and fuck her?Or would he just seethe impotently?
Fellas, what's the most repugnant do you think your sinner form could be before your girl decides it can't work? I think my odds are good as long as I'm still humanoid and not openly rotting or disgusting, or end up as some sort of bug. I think if I were a bug that'd probably be the line for her. Or, like, an octopus. Scratch that, she might be freaky enough to be into that.
>>154122074The latter or try to kill Stolas.
>>154122147Well, tavi does claim to be "le ace" and if she loved me as a human she might love me as a sinner too, but i think even she would be disgusted if i ended up like a worm or a slime creature or somethingThough if i am dating her and under the tutelage of her dad, chances are, ill just end up as a bird sinner, probably a duck, hopefully a swan or a pigeon, if not outright just an owl
>>154122196>Anon ends up a pigeon>not a humanoid pigeon, not a demonic pigeon with six eyes>an actual pigeon
>>154122322Pigeons are cute though.
>>154122322>an actual pigeon>Octavia transforms herself into a small bird from time to time to get some intimacy with Anon.
>>154122322>Anon's sinner form is a literal pigeon>Octavia thinks hes adorable, plus she wasnt that into sex to begin with, so she still loves him>He pretty much becomes her familiar/pet
>>154122485>She sometimes dresses him up in outfits to make him look formal or sometimes for shits and giggles.
I miss it. I hope we get those bonus chapters soon.
>>154122634Anon is such a twink fag.
>>154122669A faithful rendition of vivzie's style
>>154122461>Birdsex with bird octavia (as a bird)
>>154122669C'est la vie.
>>154122689True, but anon is even worse.
>>154122713>She helps build BirdAnon(not to be confused with BirNon) a nest. >When studying she sits near the window to admire him. >At night she transforms into a bird to snuggle with him in the nest. >Stolas usually ends up finding them sleeping in but doesn't disturb them.>He is figuring out a way to turn Anon into a regular sinner or "back" into a human.
>>154122772He looks fine for the twiggy nerd he is, don't get your panties in a bunch
>>154122848I dunno. Every time I see pics of him his insufferable personality screeches through.
>>154122669Don't tell me you're getting horny for Anon.
>>154122841>Becomes a bird>Immediately gets sent to sleep outside in a tree like an animalId find this somewhat insulting, even if i got to cuddle my birb gf everynight
>>154122896>Blitzo found out about 4chan>has nowhere else to vent his sexual tension towards his soon to be son in law>had to buy a pass because he's too stupid to solve the captcha
>>154122914The obvious play is a bird cage with the door taken off.
>>154122542>Anon is a grown-ass man>Or he was, until he had his soul ripped from his body as a result of a spell gone awry>His body is still alive, but in a coma>Meanwhile, his soul has taken on its sinner form...though not quite>Technically, most of his spirit is still inside his body, it wouldnt be alive if it werent>But just enough got cast out of him to coalesce into a proper sinner>Good news is, his consciousness went along with it, so he doesnt have to be stuck in a coma, also it is reversible>Bad news is, due to the fact his new body is made up of only a modicum of his soul's entire mass, he came out...lacking>He is pretty much a mini-version of his future sinner self>His master is hard at work trying to figure out a way to return him to his old form>In the meanwhile, though, he has to put up with the girls teasing him>Octavia especially has been quite taken with his new appearance and has been showering him in attention>In any other circumstance he would thank his lucky star, but like this it feels demeaning>Mostly because she has been dressing him up in all of her childhood clothes and taking pictures while "aww"'ing at him>Such is the price to pay for making deals with literal demons, he supposes
>>154106673I bet Millie could make some absolutely killer shrimp and grits
>>154123747She'd make it like this gentlemen? https://youtu.be/w1ltOMHBOT4
>>154123822gentleman*
>>154123822Wasn't expecting Cowboy Kent to get posted here.
>>154123837I watch him from time to time and I regularly order his seasoning.
>>154123888Blessed trips.
>>154123747But can she get you a can of hash and some coffee?
>>154123911Even followed this recipe a couple of times https://youtu.be/o2Nu3iTFNbc Though not in order at times, but still came out pretty good.
>>154104121sex with male stella
>>154124270Hardcore handholding with Strika.
>>154124497>"WRATH BELONGS TO THE IMPS!">Said Strika as she held hands with (you).
>>154117164>>154117651>>154117710>>154117742>>154117795>"Agent One, are you sure this.... machine is necessary?">"Yes.">"I just don't see how it helps DHORKs achieve its goals. Or how this.. process would protect women from demons.">"What are you a racist?"
>>154124805>"I just don't see how it helps DHORKs achieve its goals." >"It'll increase recruitment numbers." >>154124685>"Collar and muzzle the mutts! Cure ourselves from the Ichs! Skim the sinners! Pluck the feathers from the Birds! From Pride to Despair, the Wrath ring shall be free!!" >"How can you say all of that when you're standing next to that!" The Imp says pointing at you. >"Because he makes a good cattle drive chili."
>>154125298>still no human hands version of thisstella has one, so why cant octavia?
>>154104121It would be Stolas realizing that despite managing to get his family to at least stop giving him shit for it and letting him remain in the family biz in a fairytale romance, he realized that he chained himself to a incompetent moron with no way out.
>>154125557>
>>154122074nah, reality would fall over backwards to make Stolas the victim, probably will make Blitz a shameless abuser over night, and comically evil too.
>>154125786>reality would fall over backwards to make Stolas the victim, probably will make Blitz a shameless abuser over night, and comically evil too.>dog-fucker stolas AU could potentially have a stella/blitzo teamup to try and ruin his life>they end up falling for each otherthis gets more and more cursed with each post
I was going through the Tvtropes pages for Helluva Boss and they are really fucking fed up with Stolas. It's shocking because normally those guys love gays
>ywn accidentally slam demon bird pussy and turn her into an eldritch milf
LOL the absolute state of StolasFags. Actualy. Maybe the schitzo is Styx.https://youtu.be/ceJGYpsK2lY?is=q7MmSVpCVDgfZpjk
>>154126017whats she thinkin about?
>>154128647>Why am I now voiced by a black lady?
>>154128725>>154124805>"And you know it'll increase numbers how?">"Oh we did tests on focus groups using pictures of Agent Two before and after the device.">"You made a fellow agent as a test subject?!?">"Oh no. She insisted. Said something about wanting to keep my eyes from wandering or something.">"I... see. And there's no major issues?">"She did have to redo her biometrics but no sir.">"But I've read there's been an increase in fatty tissue.">"Mostly in the breasts, hips, and buttocks sir.">"Are you planning on fixing it?>"Fixing it?">>154128725>related
>>154128863Erica Lutrell is black?
>>154111064I want to know the sauce
>>154128936I think the implication was that Agent Two wasn't black before silver age bullshit machine.
>>154128725You know what this means? Black Bee.
>>154126502gazongas!
>>154126502>>154130262>Stand up>Get vibe-checked by a pair of swinging bird bazongas
>>154129205here you gohttps://files.catbox.moe/z2ji92.jpg
>>154128725>>154129738Rochelle Diamante is white, though.
owl girl is not for sexual, ok? only pure handholding action allowed
>>154131505she is for intimate lovemaking while holding hands and whispering sweet nothings into each others ears
>>154131505>>154131527Gentle plappies.
>>154131581https://files.catbox.moe/db6473.mp4
>>154131263Is that the soundalike? Damn, we were so close to greatness.
>>154131651>Is that the soundalike?Yeah. I suppose it was inevitable since Kesha is probably too expensive, but I'll reserve judgement til I hear Rochelle in the speaking part of the role too rather than just the singing.
Running your hand through Bee's lava hair.
Kissing Bee's warm lava lamp tummy.
>>154131916Still way too spindly.
>>154128863>>154124805>BOTF!Anon is a chud>Agent One's a jew>Anon thinks One supports this as a scheme to end the white race>Doesn't realize its just One's chronic Jungle Fever and he isn't thinking of any long term consequences that makes him support this>save for low bwwm divorce rates>Anon vows to stop him>Two also sabotages the effort but because if it gets off the ground its more competition>Solas is unsure if becoming a schvarze is worth it for a better shot at One
>>154131955>Anon shoves One into the machine
>>154131988>It's meant for white women so it turns the (syrian?) Jewish man Yemeni
>>154132062>>It's meant for white women>turns out it turns anything that goes through it into a black woman>even inanimate objects become black woman shaped
>>154131808
>>154132139Non-fatfag version
Imagine helping her grow out of her ace phase
>>154131955>One has Ebony Loona twerk for Anon to get him to join forces>"Wi-will my kids be white?">"I mean they'll be hellhounds but we can arrange that.">Anon falls to the dark side
>>154132491The fuck's he gonna do, throw the mulatto mutts in the machine backwards?
>>154132348Imagine thinking she'd want to 'grow out of it' with (You).
>>154132599Stolas...
>>154132348its june, u cant say that :(
>Stolas casts The Spell That Makes You Gay on Anon to keep him from shagging his daughter
>>154132687>little does he know, anon was already gay and super closeted, so the spell backfires and turns him straight instead
>>154133027>implying it wouldn't just make him double gay
>>154133066exactly, its like multiplying -1 with -1, it gives 1 and therefore straight
>>154133189More like adding -1 to -1 which makes a -2 and therefore twice the homo
>>154133027>>154133066If Anon is a gay guy who acts straight it'd turn him into a straight guy that acts gay
>>154133232That's funnier, I like this more>Stolas sees Anon acting like a fop and assumes he's gay now>sees him making out with his daughter>???
>I don't wanna be buried in a Pet Semetary, I don't want to live my life again
>>154133232>>154133339>anon is a deeply closeted guy who acts as straight as he possibly can>stolas sees him getting a bit too close to his daughter and decides to intervene before he becomes a grandfather>does a spell to reverse his sexuality>the effect is immediate>he starts talking in a higher pitched voice, gesticulates wildly when talking, used ”dear” and ”darling” a lot and makes sure to roll the Rs>a few days later he sees him making out with his daughter>he didnt turn him into a flamboyantly gay man, he turned him into a flamboyantly straight man secure in his sexuality!>even worse, thats exactly octavias type too, because of his own hand in raising her (damn it freud!)
>>154123947Sure yeah but it would be as mediocre as it could possibly beOn the other hand I can picture Strika making that for breakfast every day and doing it so nice you wouldn’t mind having it for supper as well
>>154133402SOMEBODY GET ME THROUGH THIS NIGHTMARE
Sometimes I can't help but feel it'd bring me joy to throw Moxxie into a dumpster.
>>154133543loona...
>>154126930Classic series of greens. >>154131505>>154131527>Stella suspects you and Octavia are up to something, but she just cant prove it. So she confronts you, alone. >She gets into your face, threatening you that if you are having intercourse with Octavia.>"When you are being tortured, your screams to your god will go unanswered">Finally, she gets an answer out of you.>"At night we lay on the bed together and...">Stella's teeth and fist begin to clench, her eyes start to burn with rage.>"cuddle and hold hands.">She raises her brow.>"That's it...just cuddle and hold hands?!">"Y-yes, ma'am.">hfw her daughter is a degenerate like her. >>154129272I desire more Blackberry.
>>154134176>
>Anon's endgame was Fleabag
I love Stolas so much.
>>154134848>
>Blitzo finally figured out how to solve the captcha
>>154134531>Anon, it's never too late to change the road your on. I'll always be proud of you, son. >Thanks Dad, also I'm dating a Hell Hound now>Get out. You belong in a garbage can.
>>154134531I mean, the story is called "How I Learned to Love Hell(hounds)"
>>154134908>I love human menIndeed.
>>154134938Time to scare the chimney rodent away.
>>154135134Indeed.>"Octavia meet your new father, I met him at the local fencing tournament."
>>154135114You think he ever had to get Loona to wear a flea collar?
>>154135163>"I've been looking forward to this."
>>154135217No, but he probably bought her one as a joke gift on Sinsmass and proceeded to get punched in the kidney.
>>154135238Deserved.
>>154134531>>154135114>>154135217>>154135238>>154135250Yeah, that Anon and Loona, always jokin an fightin an... lovin...
you guys have any more species swap pictures?
>>154135398Anything specific?
>>154135435birbs and dogs, i suppose
>>154135461I think I have a few you might be a bit interested in.
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>>154135635Looks like Stella and Octavia cosplaying
>>154135644It does actually look like that.
>>154135660These are all the swap to Birds I have, the rest are imps.
>>154135660>>154135685these moxxie onesare kinda bad to be honest, the first doesnt really translate his essence well and the second looks too much like stella
>>154135792I believe they're alright.
>>154135660>>154135685These are kinda shit.>>154135837Nah not really. I saw a pretty good Moxxie swap to bird but I can't find it, I just know these aren't it. Second could be any old bird fag in his clothes and we know from Vassago they come in all shapes and sizes.
>>154135163>>154135222
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>>154136371Would Dooku train Octavia like he did Asajj or Grievous? Or would he just do nice Step-father Step-daughter bonding activities like getting coffee or taking her to a concert of a band she likes?
>Grievous and Lute>Dooku and StellaImagine the double dates.
>>154136427I think he'd train her in classical fencing if she asked. Ironically, from what I remember, Dooku was a purist and thought a proper swordsman should only fight with one. Musically he'd probably try and help her branch out her tastes. Can't imagine him wanting to sit through Fuck You, Dad.
>>154136456HH Grievous is actually that one odd cherub that just really wants to kill sinners.
>>154136497>Dooku and Octavia rally the hellborn to take over the Pride Ring >Ultimately ends with her and Dooku fighting Lucifer and Charlie >"Good, twice the Pride, double the Fall!"
Kissing cute foxbee boys.
I want King Bee to tie me up.
>>154137491Beeeee
>>154137491>>154137606Ready for her struggle snuggle.
>>154137668Can she turn into a guy for my confused ass?
>>154137845Mmm Bee standing on tip toe so she flashes her vixencooch at me while giggling.
>Bee is waiting for you in the kitchen.>She's got the special apron on.>"Hey, Honey what are we baking toda-">You then notice apart from the apron, she's nude.>"Were baking bread.">"W-what kind?">"Nephilim~">>154137867>>154137689Sorry, had to fix the pic.
I want a canine boyfriend.
>>154138059You're getting a tomboy hellhound.
Might be a little too soon, but next chapter when?
>>154139228Does Bee purr or buzz?
>>154131106mmm very nice
>>154139646Buzzes. I really love the sounds her wings make in the show.
Eeeeeeee I'm so excited for a Loona drawing I'm working on, I think it'll come out real nice
Loona's sexy, bare shoulders.
>>154140947>bare shoulders.You got some nice taste, Looner.
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>>154140994
>>154141006
Im going to bedGoodnight bros
>>154141024This looks like sloppa
>>154141206Good night, Anon, sleep well.
>>154140794Share when you're done!
I want a tomboy hellhound.
>>154138225Eh, close enough. I'll take it.
>>154135217She makes him wear one as a gag, until he starts barking at her in public.Then she cringes and demands him to take that shit off his neck. Right. Now.
I'm a minority but I prefer shipping Collin with Belphegor
>>154141783>sheep x sheepieI get it, makes sense since they both used to be from Heaven.I wonder if Belph would help him cope with his new lot in life, when she's awake obviously.
>>154141890More likely to treat him better than Keenie
>>154141890The problem is that there isn't much indication of what Belphegor's character is actually like outside of her narcolepsy.
>>154104121Millie cheats on Moxxie
>>154142384IIRC, Viv claimed in a Patreon post that Bel is going to be one of the "nice" sins along with Bee and Ozzie. That was awhile ago and things might have changed since then but she is seated next to them in Mastermind which might be a hint.
>>154135635Is this a fetish?Because I like it.
>>154143491With me.
>>154143491At cards.
>>154104121Would Stellan(?) be a dom?
>>154141668Would you let her turn you into the Moxxie of the relationship?
>>154146211i think hed be a very selfish lover who would focus solely on his own pleasure and not put in any more effort than strictly necessary
octavios mom has got it going on...
>>154146473So you're saying he's best as a bottom?
>>154147344no, i think he just wouldnt be very sexual and i am totally not just using my own parents as evidence
>>154147372What would he do if you slapped his ass?
>>154147421>as a manpunch you, hes no faggot>as a womanlook down on you with disgust
>>154148442Male Stella's design seems way too basic in this one
>I.M.P. gets hired to kill Mike TysonCould they do it or will it end in disaster?
I'll fuck you til you love me faggot!
>>154149107>"Blitzo what the fuck are you talking about?">"Ah-shit-fuck n-nothing! I was uh...rehearsing for a play. Don't read into asshole or I'll rip your fuckin' nuts off!">Oooookay.
>>154147081God if fucking only...
>>154147372Damn, Stella makes one shitty gay guy.
What does Millie even see in that fat little retard?
Stupid smug tranny fire toad needs correctin! Get his rags off him!
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>>154150660The dog fucker was right, soot rats one and all need a good pannin
>>154150685You'd think Blitzo'd be into it considering his fag flag.
>Anon gets dragged to a pride parade>Loona sticks a gay flag on his back>snickers as he gets hit on by every single guy there>along with a couple pooners
>>154147081Nice....legs. >>154147372Are you saying this is good or bad, though not trying to pry into your personal life, Anon. >>154149903He'd be a good friend, maybe a good wingman.
I WANT SEX
>>154141722Here's more. >>154144375My fetish is handholding and my other "fetish" is putting ladies in cowboy hats. >>154153116You're getting monogamous love instead.
>>154153371>You're getting monogamous love instead.Monogamous love leads to sex. You got a deal.
I'm trying to find this M&M + Anon threesome fic from AO3Bros... Help me...
I'm trying to FUCK
