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Tonight on Rick and Morty: Rick Fu Hustle
Previews:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_UQ2HLjMEJs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxuqiI6mAIo
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>>154105982
This show sucks ass.
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>>154105982
This show sucks balls.
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Give me more Story Lord, plus AI, plus Summer's Raptor erotica.
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Bushworld adventures was the last time this show was funny
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>>154106185
>>154106192
Dont project yourself Jerry.
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Rephrased:
Please share a link where I can watch Cartoon Network online.
If possible not US restricted.

Thank you!
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>>154105982
Who was in the wrong here
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>>154106284
Bushworld adventures wasn't even funny it was lol he is loud XD and le funneh accent
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Why don't you faggots just go watch the Back To The Future TV Series? There exists one ye know.

I actually complaining how Seasons 1 & 2 of Rick & Morty suck compared to a normal cartoon show and there's definitive room for improvement so it reaches Venture Bros levels of good.
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>>154106506
yeah?! well you're a faggot
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>>154106625
Sorry I don't find Australians inherently funny and expect them to tell you know... Jokes
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>>154106185
Meh, it's not like I'm paying for it.
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>>154106454
>the year of our lord 2026
>there are still people who use the internet and don't know how to pirate
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jgf48wOg8BI
Was this really 7 years ago?
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>>154106185
Heh! That is very funny!
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>>154105982
Oh boy a Jerry epi-
>Jerry gets the b plot
It's going to be another 6 out of 10
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>>154106454
>>154106668
How unfortunate that our favorite live stream, TVPass, is no longer with us. It would seem we're in need of a replacement.

http://23.237.104.106:8080/USA_CARTOON_NETWORK/index.m3u8
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>>154106581
Because that tv show and bill nye sucks ass
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>>154106685
No, it was 9 years ago
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>>154106393
Your show hasn't been good since season 1
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>>154106756
its airing dandandan now. how long in hours until its rick and morty time?
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>>154106454
>>154106756
Here's another one:
https://dlhd.pk/watch.php?id=339
>>154106818
One hour and forty minutes.
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>>154106756
I'm good I'll just wait until after it airs and watch a mirror because I find commercials deeply offensive.
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>>154105982
I, for one, have been enjoying Season 9 so far.

Though, I do wish Morty was given something to do. It's been years of him being inept and pointless.
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I'd post a stream link but some asshole didn't delete his post and now it's dead
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>>154106185
/THREAD
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>>154105982
Is it true they made another evil morty episode??
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Anyone got a stream link?
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>>154105982
First two episodes were great, this one seems much lower stakes. We'll see if they can keep it up.
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>>154107815
Seconding because TheTvApp link for CN seems to be down right now.
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Was that homer in the family guy ?
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Would you a Marjorie?
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Popped my edibles, made a bowl of buffalo tendie mac and cheese and a tall glass of Whole Racism, ready to pirate Zoomlennial Simpsons again! Luv me Brick of Snorty! CONSUME! 4CHAN! DRUGS AND THE WORST BOARD ON 4CHAN! PICKLE RIIIIIIICK!!!!
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>>154108106
>Whole Racism
Que?
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So what do we think the overarching plot about the pool will be?
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Stop sharing stream links if you want them to last
If someone really wants a stream that badly, they'll find it through the archive
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>site goes down five minutes before it starts
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>>154108157
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vCF2eSKJcSc
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>>154108299
Can't believe that was nine years ago...
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>>154108280
Most of these stream links are already listed on a widely popular website which is shilled all over the web (freemediaheckyeah). Corpo's aren't going to be scraping every shitty /co/ thread for links to go after, this shit isn't hidden. You just sound like a paranoid retard who has no clue how the internet actually works.
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>>154108280
Nobody gives a fuck about streams anymore, this isn’t 2011
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>>154107897
That's a phishing link.
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>rick wins effortlessly episode
>rick is depressed and sad episode
>jerry is a fucking loser episode
Are we just going back to Season 2 or something?
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>>154105982
He better go to fucking boob world
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WELLA WELLA WELLA
WELLLLLL IT'S RICK AND MORTY TIME
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>>154108360
>Are we going back to the last time the show was good
God I hope so
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… what?
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>>154108382
Lol, lmao
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/ourguy/ Rick jusy jobbed to some Kung-fu archetype.
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>>154108382
That's the movie
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I'm heading to bed, tell me if Beth looks good in a bikini
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>>154108404
Season 2 was shit, get over it.
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Can't Rick just go in a clone body if he dies?
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Why can't rick just fix this?
He literally beat the devil
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>>154108446
He can but he wants to figure out how it works
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>The point of martial arts is to avoid violence
Dude you set a man's heart to blow up without him even making the first move
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Would you a poolbot?
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Jerry is gonna fuck the bot
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JERRY NO
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Jerry...don't fuck the robot.
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jerry gets horny for a pool cleaner?
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This seems wildly out of character for Jerry.
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>Beth is getting cucked to a pool bot
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>in my day we called them sluts
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Now this is the kinda TV.
additionally, doesnt rick record everything?
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First 2 episodes, breddy gud
This episode, boring and stupid
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>>154108511
She cucked him with herself
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>It's a "Jerry fucks a pool cleaning robot because Beth didn't care to abandon her job to come over to see the cleaned pool"
That's... Is this a worse premise than the mutant sperm creating an inbred giant?
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That is the pathetic Jerry i missed
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>>154108511
Fitting since she cheated with Space Beth.
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>>154108527
This is better than last episode
>Lol Rick is le depressed
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>>154108527
Maybe on opposite day
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AMETHYST?
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I hope they take inspiration from South Park, include more satire aimed at Chinese leaders, and end up getting R&M banned in China.
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Amethyst!!
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>polycule daughter
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good for Jerry
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>>154108546
>>154108557
???
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Pretty good so far.
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>6 7 joke on 6/7

KINO
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kind of a family guy tier episode so far... it's only half over?
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Well this broke the streak of good episodes this feels like one of those weird vent episodes like the therapy ones
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Let’s be honest - we’d all do the pool bot.
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>>154108576
Nah this episode is good (aside from the polycule stuff)
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Jerry is a Chad. Even cleaning machines fall for him.
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Isn’t Rick shown to have a mechanical heart in prior episodes?
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>>154108576
almost as if people still say lead with your best foot forward to get people hooked and knock it off with season long story arcs and returning to an episodic format like season 1
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>>154108527
Yea this one sucks
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>>154108576
No that was last episode
>Le Rick is le miserable because he is le Rick and will always be le Rick
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>>154108576
Last week's episode was shit
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>>154108592
Don’t think about it.
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>>154108594
To be fair the Mr Poopy opener was the only time I can think of that we had a bad season opener
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I'm enjoying this one. It's good stupid, like the old stuff, Rick's NPC line was annoying, and there's a second half for it to get snarky and cynical about Kung Fu but right now it's alright.
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>>154108617
I’m hoping for fun kung fu shenanigans
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I'm SHOCKED the pool guy didn't die
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>b plot is about jerry feeling cucked
>gluck gluck joke that goes on for too long
>sex scene with a pool cleaner (???)
>lecture about polycules
not feeling this episode so far...
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>>154108592
He's constantly swapping and replacing his bodies. There's no consistency to what he has inside him.
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Wow better action scene than invincible
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fuck man this sucks
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Hey welcome to lil' bits
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Im starting to think this episode was made out of spite for the anime season
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This turned into a fucking family guy episode
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>Reverse UNO Punc-
HAWAIIAN PUNCH GUY?!?!
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>Punchy

Wow. Didn't expect that.
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>The hawaiian punch mascot
Not fucking way
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>bot floods the house
I chuckled
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>>154108599
>Stupid ad episode isn't bad
Silence shill
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I wonder if the people who hate this episode forget about the abundant of stupid episodes in S1 had?
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>>154108701
Ad episode?
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>>154108703
This one insists upon itself
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>>154108703
Those ones were funny.
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>>154108633
Belay that.
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>>154108713
>Anatomy Park with the random cuckhold subplot was funny
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this entire episode feels like a first draft
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Beth is cool with it
Of course she is
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>my hair dryer makes me cum like a wild cat
kek
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beth not caring is a little funny I admit
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>>154108733
The kungfu shit feels like an afterthought
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>>154108743
Is that a thing women do? Sounds like it would burn like hell.
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>>154108711
HAWAIIAN PUNCH™
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Wait, how does a hair dryer...
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>It's a pool party ending
Based
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When was the last time you had Hawaiian punch?
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That ending sucked
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>>154108758
You stick it in your cunt.
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>>154108733
Total mess 2/10 me and my girl thought it was shit the hair dryer joke was funny though
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>>154108770

Wouldn't that horribly burn?
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>>154108753
you know how vaginas are muscles and when tissue regrows holy crap that tag ending really ruined my train of thought on where i was going
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>>154108753
It's a Rick hair drier
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>beth wears a one piece bathing suit
Bikinifags on suicide watch
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I liked it.
It was silly and goofy in the best way and not overtly cynical.
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This episode was less cynical than what you'd expect from Rick and Morty.
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>>154108751
The Jerry subplot saved it
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>>154108779
99% of women who give birth tend to use one pieces
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>>154108773
Considering it can talk presumably it can not be super hot
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>>154108779
Summer was looking good at least
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>>154105982
This season has been nothing but bangers we're so fucking back it's unreal.
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This episode was great because it didn't try to make a MESSAGE about stuff, when it easily could have, instead of a goofy pool party ending. Old season vibes, I think they're getting it again, just do more of that for the goofy episodes.
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the most explicit sex scene in the series and it had to be jerry sticking his dick in a pool cleaning bot
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>my hairdryer makes me cum like a wild cat
They can get away with that now?
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>>154108770
>>154108773
Considering how she was using it apparently she cums hard from having her hair blown.
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I will not read this thead. I will wait patiently for that mega link
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>>154108785
Requesting Rule 34 of Pool Bot
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What does it say about the episode where I only caught the last 3 minutes and felt like I still saw the whole thing?
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>>154108762
Middle school. Our drink machines had them. Was also when I got sick to death of drinking them all the time. 3 years of that shit will make anyone sick of them.
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I missed it? Thought it aired at 11:30 :(
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>classic boob world bad episode set up
>polycuel self insert
>ad for Hawaiian Punch
>Regression of Jerry
>Stupid plot with a few decent jokes and fight scenes
Terrible episode worst one yet hoping the pool leads to something
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>>154108806
Yeah, cat lives matter played itself out mid-Biden, you can use the hard W
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>>154108812
I mean if you watch Rick and Morty for the plot that's on you
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>>154108809

Weird.

Good episode though. Felt like season 1 or 2.
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Pool cleaner sex and hawaiian punch kung fu god are a little too out there for me. I liked the part where Rick was trying to reverse the heart punch but that was about it.
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Meh episode, but it had a few good jokes
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Once again Jerry lost out on someone who wanted to fuck him
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I was going to stay up to do another drawing, but this episode didn't really amp me up.

I liked the Jerry subplot more. Felt like that should've been the focus. Would've been more fun if the poolbot was more focused on Beth, hunted her down, and made a large pool out of horse blood to drown her in. Maybe a quip were the poolbot finds the large jars of horse semen and just goes "No. Gross. That would be too far."

Beth's showing her assets was hot though.
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>>154108824
It felt like season 4
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>>154108779
Still probably the hottest she's looked in the actual show thus far.
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>>154108733
That’s the blight of being required to shit out 10 episodes a season. You have bad ideas that normally wouldn’t make it this far get made into episodes because they need to pad out the order
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no, women dont actually fuck hair dryers. I'm assuming it was modified to suck instead of blow air
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>Episode with Rick trying to pettily one up a rival and a mediocre Jerry B-plot
:(
>Episode with Rick trying to pettily one up a rival and a mediocre Jerry B-plot, but it’s season one
:D
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>>154108799
Those are way bigger than they normally look
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>>154108834
>Would've been more fun if the poolbot was more focused on Beth, hunted her down, and made a large pool out of horse blood to drown her in. Maybe a quip were the poolbot finds the large jars of horse semen and just goes "No. Gross. That would be too far."
God you're so fucking jewish, swain, stop it.
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>>154108855
Speak for yourself
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Bad episode felt like a first draft reminded me of the bad sperm episode
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>>154108823
I mean everything was so explanatory that it felt like I was SUPPOSED to only watch this last 3 minutes. Like the only thing that caught me off guard was the hawaian punch guy being there.
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>>154108822
lel
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>>154108806
S&P decides what is and is not allowed, but “cum” has definitely been on their blacklist until recently
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>>154108859
The Jerry B-plot was the best part, though?
Also if you're referring to the devil episode, there's no contest, the A-plot of that was way funnier.
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>>154108859
You failed at writing something like season one. You should go home to your polycuel and Justin should come back
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>>154108862
C'mon gurl, use an electric toothbrush instead.
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>>154108834
They are not going to make a Beth Jerry episode better than the Xenomorph episode or Meseeks episode. They have a stable dysfunctional thing going on that works for now
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>>154108862

How do you not burn yourself?
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Summer is, canonically, the only member of the family we haven't seen/heard of fucking an inanimate object.
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The IGN review did say this was one of the shittier episodes in the roster
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>>154106756
>>154106880
Thank you!
I just learned about this .m3u8 thing, cool.
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>>154108860
Yeah I noticed that too. Beth in her regular outfit would have her cleavage out at all times if they were that size.
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>>154108913
What episodes did they like?
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>>154108911
She fucked a car in the comics
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>>154108899
the burn is part of the appeal
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>>154108913
So that confirms this episode was kino
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>>154108932

....Alright then.
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>>154108913
I’m changing my vote, this episode was fucking fire.
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ohhh, my heads so heavy!
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>>154108952
considering how beth uses her hair dryer, you're not wrong
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>>154108927
This family never had a chance..
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>>154108925
They really jerked off episode 2 which makes them hard to take seriously, but they also said 6 and 7 are some of the best

3 and 5 were cited as the weakest. Based on the title, episode 5 is memberberries for Snowball

They also said 10 was pretty solid but season finales are usually decent
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>>154108948
Not like, go to the hospital type of burn, but enough that it hurts
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>>154108933
>>154108952
/co/ntrarians everyone. Never change /co/
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Jerry comes off as more diserable than Beth and the rest of the family desu despite the show trying to portray him as low status.
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>>154109001

Cool. Cool. You....you enjoy that.
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>>154109001
I guess you really are a roastie.
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>>154109025
I like having cigarettes put out on me too
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>>154108824
>Good episode though
It's really not, the previous two were decent because one ended the Omega Device and Evil Morty bullshit while the second one actually did have a good sci-fi premise I wish we saw explored in a more serious shows, this one just isn't.

A martial arts master abusing his heart attack move to get out of paying bills is not funny, an even older martial arts master being disgruntled that is daughter is a whore is not funny, Jerry thinking he did something useful because he installed a mod on a pool robot is not funny, random effect punches is not funny, a "god" that looks like Little Caesar is not funny, Jerry having sex with the pool robot is maybe kinda funny on a first watch but I suspect it'll just be cringey upon rewatching it, making the robot then try and murder people is funny in theory because it's by all rights feeble but it doesn't work in execution.

This was awful, easily comparable to the Sperm episode, the NumberLetter war, Bethcest and Hellraiser parody. Just awful, not a new low but certainly one of the worst yet.
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>>154108988
Oh and some good news, Space Beth only has a couple cameos this season, the one in the first episode was the only voiced one
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>>154109107
>in my personal opinion I didn't find it funny
I disagree and think it was funny
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>>154109107
>while the second one actually did have a good sci-fi premise I
Its literally another "Rick sad boi" episode abd the premise isn't really interesting at all
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>>154109107
For me this episode was a lot more tolerable than sperm or numericons, but the "wackiness" per se is definitely within that camp.
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>>154109107
>A martial arts master abusing his heart attack move to get out of paying bills is not funny
It’s hilarious
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>>154109107
That was the Hawaiian Punch mascot retard
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>>154109101
sut da fuk up
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>>154109101
damn that is fire (pardon the pun)
im not in this level yet. i just like to get punched, kicked and hit.
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>>154109107
>martial arts master abusing his heart attack move to get out of paying bills is not funny
Yes it is. Like objectively
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>>154109119
Because she's getting a spinoff
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>>154109161
I like all that too, but sometimes you just need something else. It’s so effortless that it can be done to you without any warning
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>>154108806
They've said cum gutters before
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No mega or torrent request, ep must have been really bad
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>>154109415
Yes and it was censored every time they said it
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>>154109415
that was also like 10 years ago when companies and shit were more strict with rules
plus they have censored stupid stuff in the past. remember that rickxsummer episode where they were just pretending to eat out the air for the 3 world ending event bender?
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>>154109500
I asked already
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>>154106185
>>154106192
>>154106284

Still salty about Smiling Friends being cancelled, are ya?
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>>154105982
wheres S9E2?
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>>154109012
Them clearly gaslighting him and him being a clear abuse victim is part of the joke.
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>>154109500
its literally on piratebay
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>>154109641
I don't trust that site anymore, where's the mega guy at
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>>154109555
I'm pretty sure the mouth censoring was part of the joke
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Hopefully this will be the lowest point of this season. And it makes sense, consider that faggot Rob Schrab wrote it. Anyone else notice the blatantly SJW dialogue that just doesn't jive with the everything else?
>The whole siding with waiters exchange where Morty says "because your side sucks"
>Punch up or shut up
>polycule bullshit
>unfunny toilet humor
Yeah, I doubt even Nick Rutherford's writing that's coming up on episode 9 will be as bad.
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>>154109720
>polycule
>in my time we called them whores
that was kind of funny
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>>154109641
not getting another C&D frpm Warner Bros because they wait a month to upload their shows
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>>154109765
Sure, but the resolution? They played it completely straight instead of making fun of it even further. Undermines the earlier joke.
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>>154109777
they do this in muttmerica if you torrent? Lmao
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I called the poolbot trying to fuck Jerry. Something about that guy is uniquely rapeable.
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>>154109810
I always find it pretty funny that all Jerry fans want to see him raped. I mean it's obvious why that's his appeal, but still
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Ok /co/ truth time, which unlaminate objects have you put your penis into?
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>>154109777
Just get a VPN
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Where's the damn link
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>>154109933
im just going to assume you said inanimate and answer anyways
>fleshlight
>melons and watermelons
>contemplated an apple pie
>home made masturbator with plastic and a paper towel roll
>got mad that i ripped the paper towel roll and just fapped because the lube was already on
>tried it again with a pringles can to better effects
>one of those crappy figures that are fuckable only to realize you can pierce through with your dick or if its airtight enough cause them to rupture with cum
>still finished tho
lets see what else..
>after that i moved onto onaholes, hips and now i have like 3 sexdolls
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i kinda liked it but it had weird moments
>the poly daughter that leads to nothing but "understanding"
>morty coming home crying and rick being "ohh poor baby" and shit
>the ending? wth was that
did not know the punch god was the hawaiian punch mascot so i didnt care about that
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>>154110004
oh wow what a great idea let me buy a subscription to something so I can pirate one show
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>>154108732
Unironically yes
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Everyone talking shit about the poly cule but I thought the daughter and the girl in the dress were actually cute.

>Sorry so small to lazy to find a good rip
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fuck you the pool bot is hot
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can we get that link please
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as far as retard episodes go this was pretty funny
way better than the horse cum episode for example
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>>154109415
Yes and that was censored because it's referring to the liquid. Beth said she comes the act of coming via orgasm
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>really really thought they would actually go to Boob World this time
never falling for it again
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>>154110586
Actually going to Boob World will be a sign of the show dying.
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>>154110416
Preferably of the magnet variety
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>>154110664
We've been past this point for 3 seasons at the very least, honestly might as well.
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Not the normal guy but here ya all go.
https://mega.nz/file/slFCTZ5L#E8pv92mEDcnN405HuGk5jwMMAEXikHrVxyhDuaogG5c
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>>154108773
>>154108809
You guys do know hair dryers have a Just Blow option that doesn't turn on the heater right?
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>>154110913
thank you temp mega anon
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Aside from the Jerry plot, this episode kind of felt like it could've been an episode of Regular Show.
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>>154109506
I think they aired it uncensored a few times. Or in the episode where he returns.
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>>154110913
No audio??
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>>154109933
Couch, bed, chair, had these baskets with holes in the side...
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>>154110834
>goth girl checking out summers ass
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>>154108560
>women make up words so they don't have to call themselves sluts/whores

tale as old as time.
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>>154111027
Nope, it’s always censored. And as is the case with most AS shows, it will stay censored because they are too lazy to go back and edit the track
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>>154111033
Works for me
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>>154105982
I feel like the asian dad should have beaten the shit out of his daughter and the gaggle of hoes.
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>>154111033
Unc can't play MKVs.
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I ain't watching, has Summer done anything sexy this season?
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>polygamy is heckin valid
Every time this show reminds me that it's written by safe edgy millennials who dread being 40 I feel genuinely embarrassed that I even still watch this shit.
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>>154106506
Bushworld Adventures was the core of Rick and Morty: Rick being a terrible grandpa that wanders back into his family's life and takes his grandson on abusive adventures, much to everyone else's chagrin. It is everything that drove the comedy in S1, just stripped of the context of being in interdimensional space.
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>We want the regular show audience: the episode
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>>154109107
>easily comparable to the sperm episode

Not even close. This episode felt like a mixed bag of undercooked ideas. The sperm episode damaged the shows repuation worse than the schezuan sauce incident.
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>>154111188
I thought it just was meant to be ridiculously exaggerating considering there was like 7 of them.
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>>154111182
She has barely been in the season at all. She was in a bikini tonight I guess
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>>154105982
This is probably the closest Western animation will ever get to depicting cunlingus
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>>154108530
I thought him fucking the robot was funny. Kinda weird that a cleaning robot works with ChatGPT tho. I don't see Roombas with ChatGPT.
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>>154111221
That’s what I felt too. Feels like they just toss half cooked ideas into a bag and draw at random to fill episodes sometimes. Neither idea was very good, especially another “dude ANIME am I right fellow millennials?” type of episode
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>>154110834
>>154110834
I thought it was silly. No snarky bs or drama.
7/10
Him living next to Trader Joe’s was funny af
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>and then we will have an extended, explicit scene of Jerry having sex with the pool cleaner robot
Even Family Guy has higher standards than this shit does
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>>154108806
>>154109415
>>154109555
They bleep "Cum" if it's a TV-14 episode, but it's fine in a TV-MA. Same reason "Shit" is sometimes censored on a TV-14 and sometimes not, while it's (usually) left alone on TV-MA episodes.
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>>154109720
The "Uh is it racist if I ask you to teach me Kung Fu?" line infuriates me. GUY IS A LITERAL KUNG FU MASTER, THE OTHER KUNG FU ASSHOLE YOU'RE TRYING TO DEFEAT SAID HE'S A KUNG FU MASTER OF FUCKING COURSE HE CAN TEACH YOU KUNG FU!!!!
When will white guilt end????
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The jerry plot was better than the kung fu one. Man.
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>>154105982
Would something like this Jessica’s skirt happen again with anyone? There’s a few moments like the strip climb but I’m suprised this doesn’t happen more in a mature tv 14 show and for some this kind with jessica it seems a bit sus
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Jerry's plot was just regular show.
Rick's plot was also just the regular show death punch episode. Literally.
>>154111637
This is advanced autism
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>>154111649
Jerry's plot didn't feel like regular show. Something becoming evil doesn't automatically = regular show
Rick's plot was mostly death kwan do but even without that episode comparison, the plot basis of abusing something and then the god of that something comes out of nowhere that they must make leave or stop is very regular show.
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>>154111708
I mean to me Jerry's plot felt like a regular show ep because he was given a pretty straightforward task, chose the high road out of pettiness/envy, ended up almost dying and then had to reconcile with his former adversary.

I can literally insert the RS characters in my head in place of Jerry and the pool cleaner guy, with Beth being Benson.
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>>154111380
Look I'm just going to say it, Jerry fucking the pool cleaner was hot and I'm tired of pretending it's not.
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It was a good episode imho
If it was earlier seasons they'd have had the entire family find out Jerry fucked the pool bot and Summer/Morty would make a big deal about it being gross and weird instead of them having beth accept it with a hairdryer return.
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>>154110834
pools really do solve everything
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>>154111188
>>polygamy is heckin valid
could be written by mormons too, fucking Chud
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>>154111432
Shit is never bleeped anymore, AS eased that restriction over 10 years ago. That said, any episodes from prior to 2014 still have it bleeped because they are lazy

“Cum” has never been allowed on any show on AS. It even got censored on Toonami MA shows
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>>154111444
I got a good laugh about Morty thinking he was gonna teach him racism though
>>154111637
No. Shows usually decide early on if skirt physics will apply. This was someone being cheeky with a frame or two and getting away with it
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Is it wrong of me to say that i wish the show was racist.
Obviously Rick can't be since he's too smart for racism but it's always funny when they allude to it like with the three slurs last episode.

I know better but i hope Morty says a slur on air uncensored at some point
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felt like watching Regular Show, I laughed.
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>>154111983
The only racism you're getting is the alien nipple variety and you'll be happy
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Kinda hard to think that the show isn't trash now when all the posts about it are "WoW this episode was actually good and this season is the best evar!" Shit feels borderline botted lol.

I miss Justin.
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>>154112141
Justin is trash and worthless, this is accounted for by the fact he's done nothing of value or note since
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>"Oh no, my little boo bah!"
>"Nobody fucks with my sweet little grandson"
why was that kind of cute and unexpected
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>>154105982
This episode SUCKED.
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>>154105982
yikes this one was just not it
ratings so far:

S9E1
>7.5/10

S9E2
>6/10

S9E3
>5/10

Not looking good boys, hope the next episode is the boardgame one from the intros, that looks interesting at least
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>>154112149
Okay, Harmon.
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>>154112716
>>154112684
if he had any value he'd have another job in the industry, instead he's drunk in the office, and does fuck all
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>>154111853
i'll be fapping to this later
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One of my least favourite episodes desu.

It had a funny premise with Rick trying and failing to figure out how the punch worked. I wish the episode had stayed with that and just had Rick doing a bunch of outlandish shit to try and figure it out, but ultimately be unable to.

B plot with the poolbot was also meh. But Beth admitting she uses the hairdryer to get off and being cool with Jerry was a nice surprise.
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>>154111380
>This is probably the closest Western animation will ever get to depicting cunlingus
Those are vent shafts for output only as you can see the plug-in directly below
What you meant to say is "this is probably the closest Western animation will ever get to depicting ANALINGUS"
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>>154109141
Buddy, your local mascots are not universal.
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>>154113502
>and failing
LMAO
Silly anon, everything (except for therapy culture) needs to be cynically dissected and poked fun of with heckin' science cause this is Rick and Morty and the writers are real like that.
Bet you feel like a total retard now for thinking that martial arts are cool, don't you know that we're just atoms floating in space???
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Are they sponsored by Trader's Joe?
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>>154113622
Joking aside, it would have been really funny for the punch to just be some bullshit Rick could not figure out, for no good reason, and he seethes about it endlessly. Like, for some cosmic, retarded, fourth-wall breaking reason, he can't figure out the punch and is forced to apologize.

But I guess that would just kinda be a repeat of the night-people episode, without the apology.
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>>154113650
My post was also in part an actual complaint – there's clearly isn't anything left that Rick shouldn't be able to just reverse engineer at this point, no matter how antithetical it is to natural sciences on paper. We've already seen him do so with afterlife, greek gods, curses all the way back in S1...
The only time we've seen him actually struggle with anything of the sort is magic in the first half of that fucking disgusting dragon episode, and even then he found a way to harness it.
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>>154105982
>stopped watching after disliking season 3
>tried to get into it again with season 5 and hated it more
>got back into it again with season 7-8 and it was genuinely better despite a few bad episodes

I kinda feel that the recent seasons' best episodes are way better than the first two seasons' best episodes. Both in term of animation and writing.
But the show is forever tainted because of s3 to s6 abyssimal jokes and episodes. To the point that when I discussed about season 9 with IRL /co/mrades the reply I got was "Do they still make incest jokes?".
I'm glad it's not Roiland & Harmon's humor anymore and that it tries a bit more serious stuff while keeping it a bit wacky-scifi too. But when you say "Rick & Morty" the first thing that comes up to mind is Rick saying nonsense words, everyone acting like Sheldon Cooper and non-stop references Ready Player One style.
It feels sad that even if they release a true 10/10 season, it wouldn't be enough to regain its prestige.
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>>154105982
I think that might have been the worst episode of rick and morty ever
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>>154111051
>You want to join a polycule?
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>>154113817
why? why would this be worse Rise of the Numericons?
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>>154113920
Kinda I saw a lot more girls than dudes, and I don't say this often I think I'm better than the fat dudes that were apart ofit.
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>"I'm old, the only way I can make new friends is through confrontation"
>confrontation on his part involves instantly using an instakill move
This isn't even funny kind of retarded.
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>>154114007
It would be funny if he just genuinely loved killing but because of his kung fu training and philosophy kept making reasons for fighting.
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>>154113990
I like how they made him look as faithful as possible, and didn't give him the weird R&M squiggle pupils or anything like that. Really sold the gag well.
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>>154110274
You can pirate many shows with a VPN and there are free options
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>>154114112
dat cleavage
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>>154113991
Honestly the younger/thinner girls should break off and make their own. Though prefer just goth girl and karate master daughter they were the most attractive.

>Was she goth or just girly?
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>>154113817
Nothing will ever beat the sperm one in that category
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>>154114007
he never said he was good at confrontation. The friends he makes are probably more the people in the crowd who are awe'd by his ability to instakill someone as opposed to the person he struck 5 times in the chest.
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>>154114168
She's clearly a goth lolita which just so happens to be both goth and girly
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>>154105982
man it started off so strong too, two mid episodes to follow that was a waste, and this one is actually worse because of the polycule shit and the robot pool sex who tf finds both of those things entertaining?!

next ep im praying will at least be on par with the first one
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>polycule subplot doesn't end with surprise STD
boring
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>>154114547
Be honest /co/ would you fuck the pool cleaner
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This episode *gluck gluck gluck* suck
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>>154114442
If the next episode is also mid?
I'm dropping desu
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>>154110352
>They called the goth girl "Milo"
>She didn't even take off her dress at the pool
Is she a woman or crossdressing?
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At least Jerry keeps getting wins. Not only that, but he keeps doing it by actually applying himself and being proactive instead of being pathetic in ways that make the plot work.
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>>154114191
That's ironically exactly what I thought when I saw her too, also huh guess it is goth and girly. Maybe it fits a bit of that pastel goth thing they started in the late 2010s.

But she's definitely the only one in the polycule I'd fuck. Besides for the grandmasters daughter
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>>154114905
That just makes it better anon All jokes aside I assumed "Milo" was one of those not asian names. That with the outfit and dyed hair assume she's meant to be a kpop/cutesy girl vibe.
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>>154105982
Holy shit this episode sucked
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Well shit, I'm at 3 for 3 now, some weak points, but overall I liked this episode too
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>>154111188
>back in my day we called them sluts
Did you even watch it?
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Genuinely terrible episode. The ending was sweet, but it almost felt like an apology to the Jerry fans after his worst episode yet, giving him a small moment where his family doesn't hate him.
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>>154105982
Do people really like these kinds of episodes? Maybe I'd enjoy it more if I understood who the fuck that kung-fu god was supposed to be.
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>>154115428
see >>154109797
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>>154110913
Ca anyone upload in an alternative filesharing website? Like Pixeldrain or Gofile please? mega has that awful thing that doesnt let the browser download it once we close the mega's site tab.
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>>154112167
When they started running around and laughing I enjoyed that a lot more than I thought I would
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>>154115340
>Milo is a traditionally masculine name
>The name was used in medieval England as the Latin version of Miles or Mile meaning soldier
She must be given a girl's penis
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>>154115463
They aren't going to start rattling on about why it's shit, the fact they didn't sugarcoat sluts/whores is already further than I thought they'd go
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>>154114168
>>154114191
clearly a tranny(would crack her still)
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>>154115484
I feel their's a joke there, but can't think of it but really idk why milo does feel asian somehow. But really even more interesting maybe it's a nickname.

They call them milo, because their cock is a mile long
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>>154108703
Honestly I enjoyed this episode because they just all got together and had a fun pool party in the end.
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>>154108803
I enjoyed the emojis. Goofy as hell.
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>>154111014
Yes, that's why I liked it, I think. Entirely Regular Show energy.

I also liked when Morty got 5-finger-death-punched and Rick wasn't a dick to him about it.
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>>154111763
This is what Rick and Morty fandom is reduced to? People who think that Jerry fucking an appliance is erotic?
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>>154115544
>didn't sugarcoat
Anon, he called them sluts one (1) time.
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>>154115694
Do wild cats cum? Can someone help me out with that joke?
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>>154115745
>one person in the entire thread says this
>until you give said post a (You) it is ignored entirely
>whole fandom
Samefag
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>>154114547
For the most part the pool cleaner was painful obvious and straight up by the numbers for a Rick and Morty show. I did enjoy seeing the emojis. It's a funny way for a robot to express themselves.
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>>154105982
I'm surprised anyone still cares about this show.
>>154106185
Literally; it's just fart jokes, gross out humor, gore, and being morbid. All the characters are horrible, dysfunctional, and bland who's dynamics involve having petty arguments over nothing. And unlike something like the earlier seasons of South Park, the writing isn't witty and substitutes wit with nihilism. Rick & Morty is like if you took Spongebob, made every character Squidward, and then wrote episodes with school shooters in mind as the target audience.
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>>154112167
yeah, that was cute, I like it when not every argument is some kind of relationship breaking nonsense
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>>154115593
Well it would be a him in that case not her
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>>154113502
Rick trying to figure it out on his own, being driven to distraction then it being a thing he references occasionally would be funny.
Even Morty learning it but refusing to tell rick would be an interesting thing.
Beth finding out about the pool bot but not being able to say anything or being jealous of it would have been a funny as shit subplot.
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>>154115964
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>>154114168
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>>154115484
There’s no such thing
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>>154115787
>Rick & Morty is like if you took Spongebob, made every character Squidward, and then wrote episodes with school shooters in mind as the target audience.
Unironically why I like this show
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They probably front loaded the best two episodes huh.
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>>154116051
A Ricker Runs Through it, Jer Bud, Rickuiem Mort a Dream, and Field of Dreams are all incredible episode. The finale in particular.
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>>154111194
If It were a regular show episode /co/ would be more positive towards it, this just goes to show that this board has a bias against Rick and Morty.
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>>154113990
Who was that supposed to be anyway? Some chinese mascot?
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>>154116180
I been enjoying the new regular show. It clear they know how to use the "cartoon" as a medium more than Rick and Morty. It's like a cartoon that cam be watch by both and likes to throw an adult joke but it slides that if you're ankid you won't pick it up.
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>>154116222
this fuckin zoomer doesn't know what hawaiian punch is
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>>154116259
>Hawaiian Punch is an American brand of fruit punch
Well not everyone lives in burgerland. Besides what's the joke here if he isn't even chinese or has anything to do with martial arts? What, just because his name is Punch?
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>>154115760
iirc cats have a barbed penis that makes it very painful and loud for the female, dunno about wild cats, I'd assume they're sluts though.
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>>154116310
>american cartoon does american reference
>needs the obvious joke explained afterward
Has nothing to do with you not being american and everything to do with you being a retard

They've been saying moves that end in punch for a good solid minute, what the fuck do you need explained, you cannot be that dumb
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>>154116361
I get it, I just think it's dumb and a stretch. I thought there was more to the joke than just "ahah the brand name is hawaiian PUNCH get it? PUNCH!" but apparently not.
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>>154116415
Not every joke's gotta be some thought provoking epiphany, it was a pun, it's fine. It's trendy to hate the show, but the reaching gets fucking retarded sometimes
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>>154106756
>use live stream called TVP ass
>surprised that it goes to shit
anon....
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>>154112766
>he does fuckall
Because he is still getting full pay from R&M lmao
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>>154116415
One of the early campaigns for Hawaiian Punch was Punchy offering a "Nice Hawaiian Punch" and when given a yes, would then punch the person.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-LyBBlOkuuA
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>>154113596
>local
The mascot doesn’t change between regions, that’s the mascot in all of the US, which is the only place that matters
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>>154116474
yeah, good for him he made decent shit
he'd be back in the industry if he wasn't insufferable to work with that's how those things go
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>>154116481

I got the joke immediately, but didn't find it funny. It's like a "of that's clever" in the small puddle in my mind. Like seeing it got a little joke (not enough to make me chuckle) then I'm just sorting sitting having to deal with him mow as a character.
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>>154114308
>go to pool party
>in a dress
What that dumb bitch be thinking?
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>>154116549
Drew her in a swimsuit
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>>154116580
Anon draws her way more effectively and attractive than the actual crew
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>>154115290
>Jerry keeps getting wins
Did you miss the ending? He ended up getting cucked again.
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>>154116314
Female cats get off on the pain, like desperately horny ovulating women can handle a hard fucking and get off when I bottom them out/slam into them hard if she's...uh...big enough to wear I can fully enter her, and slapping her on the ass thighs biting
TMI?
Okay
I'll stop.
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>>154111014
I always thought the How Poopy Got His Poop Back from Season 7 felt like a Regular Show episode to me as well.
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>>154116580
See:
>>154116000
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>>154116415
Whenever I see a pretentious europoor post I imagine this polish accent like
"uooAh geht eet, ahh juss dink eht's doom an da stwech. uu wuud aahve gutten a waff frum meeh eef et wefwenced the hurrbingusslengenburr, zaat ees is a coomplehcks jook"
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>>154114905
Doesn’t matter, my only rule with traps is they don’t get hard while I fuck their ass. This is for my pleasure, not theirs
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>>154106506
shut the fack up Morty, ya don't knawr
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Every episode doesn't need a huge fight scene, it's starting to feel formulaic
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>>154116999
>starting
Nigga, this has been a problem since season 3.
The only reason the fight sequence worked in the season 9 premiere was because the animation changed.
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>>154117033
I think I under explained myself, I should've said cinematic fight scenes, a few seconds of someone getting their ass beat is fine, but it doesn't need to be a theater piece every time
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>>154116051
They learned from last year not to lead with subpar episodes
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>>154116314
I wish I had a penis that made girls suffer
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>>154116740
Doesn't count when the hair dryer is wearing the Jerry mask.
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What the actual fuck am I watching right now. Why do so many shows push "poly relationships"?
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>>154117266
No you don't. Trust me.

>>154117530
Serious concerted effort to destroy nuclear families by objectively evil multinational oligarchs.
Backed by lonely oversexed people from densely populated coasts of america who have a deep longing for a large family structure and or the community of a small town.
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>>154105982
That episode was written like a Bojack episode without the depression included (which is still not a good thing)
Worst of the season, but other two were really good tbqh
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>>154117530
they're the only form of relationship that is still both nebulous to the average viewer while not being shocking, if this was a parody of a 90s show she'd be dating a woman or a black man.
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>>154111104
This shit felt like OC tier inserts
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>>154115760
>>154116786
>>154117266
It's just that wildcats make a lot of screaming noises. It's not that complex
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Did not enjoy
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>>154105982
this legit may be better than season 1. This episode is already in my top 10
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>>154106506
It was good but its not a holy crown jewel like /co/ hypes it up to be
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>>154117530
Early (S1-2), mid (S3-6) and modern (S6-now) Rick and Morty are so different its insane.
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The Jerry plot wasn't as bad as I thought it was going to be. I either assumed it would have the pool guy cucking him or emasculating him or that him cheating on the robot would end up regressing him and beth's relationship back to season 2/3, but the reveal that Beth does the same makes it not as bad, and he got a win too.
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>>154117927
Rick and Morty has always done unconventional relationships liar
Jerry's parents
Rick and Unity
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>>154114074
I understand that, but there arent enough shows worth watching to pirate that I don't already have more convenient access to.
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>>154118220
Subplot should have been Jerry cheats on Beth with pool robot
Pool robot gets humanoid robot body, becomes full blown affair.
Jerry is torn between the woman he's been in a long time yet abusive relationship with and the new love of his life.
Rick sighs clones Jerry, gives him the memories of Jerry before the pool bot and original Jerry and poolbot leave into the sunset.
Clone Jerry realizes something is off, like he's missing a day but shrugs and carries on as if nothing happens.
Will occasionally show a happy beareded original jerry in the background holding hands with a pregnant pool bot then later a cyborg kid.
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>>154111014
I thought the same, cool to see I wasn't alone. Does anyone else wish the B-plot was cut in order to give Liu Sin more screentime and development?
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>>154111983
Rick is written to be so immature, amoral, and mean-spirited that him never being racist actually feels like a plothole. They can't use the "too smart" excuse because he should be "too smart" for his entire personality.
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>>154119065
Because racisms is a character flaw, not proof of smartyness.

Him being sexist, hates queers/trannies racist towards every group including whites and elitist/classist towards everyone overall because he's got magic brain powers and is a SCIENCE wizard seems more in line with how he should be portrayed.
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>>154116580
Based anon happy she's getting some love
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>>154119065
>I-I just need muh hecking racism bro!
No retard, he's literally too smart to be racist, he laughs at the stupidity of it in S4
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>>154108527
Nah it was good
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>>154117820
>>154111104
they all look like the sims 2 college expansion npc's
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>>154111055
>women are fucking more men than ever
>none of them are you
tale as old as time
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>>154116310
Hawaiian Punch also goes by the name Tampico elsewhere.
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>>154117328
She looks like Iyo Sky with piercings.
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>>154105982
Where do I watch this show? The current season isn't on HBO Max
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>>154118282
Jerrys mom is super based. we should get more of that
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>>154108530
Apparently chat got can hack ricks technology now
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Worst episode of the season so far.
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>>154119596
fuck you
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The scene where he makes clones purely to test how they'd die felt very early R&M, that was probably my favorite part of the whole episode

>>154119596
lmfao, I've enjoyed all 3 but it *is* in third place, yes. 2,1,3 is how I feel so far
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>>154119065
Because racism implies a special hatred for a race when he can just have everyone he doesn't need to come up with a reason to give blacks special hatement
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>>154116580
>fishnets at the pool
It works though
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>>154117530
Now that fags have pretty well gotten their way, there has to be a new thing to push
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>>154117530
they cant push incest anymore after they literally Morty and Summermade concivie a kid and had Beth fuck herself
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>>154119462
No it doesn’t, I have seen both Tampico and Hawaiian Punch next to each other in stores
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>>154119819
Everyone clone making the same joke about his balls, including the ones with no head, was the best joke of the episode
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>>154117914
1/10 bait
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>>154108806
They have gotten away with worse
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>>154119197
>Because racisms is a character flaw, not proof of smartyness.
Except that most of Rick's other personality traits are also flaws that aren't proof of smartyness and are more like the opposite.

>>154119248
I don't "need" racism in every show, nor do I think that racism should be one of Rick's character traits. I just don't think its believable for Rick to be too smart to ever say anything racist when he's not too smart to be an emotionally incontinent mass murderer and serial rapist who picks fights with random strangers. But since he's their cash cow, the writers have to avoid making him say anything that would potentially endanger the show's popularity and his appeal as a power fantasy.
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>>154119829
Yet he's able to come up with special reasons for hating entire groups of humans as long as they're not ethnic groups.
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>>154119248
>he's literally too smart to be racist
rick committed genocide against an entire species in the car battery episode. he doesn't act very smart when he's angry.
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>>154120076
Name something. Hard mode - something that wasn’t allowed in the past
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>>154120215
Yeah but he didn't kill them because of what species of alien they are
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>>154119986
something changed after the first few season and it feels like a weight of oppression has been lifted off the writers shoulders
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>>154116580
Imma keep it 100, I don’t care if there is a penis in there, I would punish that anus
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>>154109592
Why would anyone be salty about a show that ended on a high note, instead of droning on with low quality episodes like Rick and Reddit?
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I kinda like iterations on the formula of "cynical scientist deconstructs narrative cliches."
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>>154120111
Rick being as smart as he is makes it hard to believe he hasn’t noticed things that liberals considered racism. He SHOULD be telling Morty than blacks have a lower IQ and higher tendency towards violence, because this is scientifically backed information
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>>154120297
And that would do what for an episode?
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>Guys Rick needs to be racist, it's unrealistic that he isn't!!!
Using the word unrealistic for this show in any capacity is the sign of a fucking idiot, no wonder you've got a lust for racism
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>>154120297
It's sci-fi retard. Use an alien race for that shit.
Rick needs some space crystals from a planet with negro aliens and jew aliens on it and Mortimer tries to get him to help brodas out cuz they is down due to socioekonomikz and shi
and you think the set up is going to be that they're just genetically stupid or whatever but then it's revealed the jew aliens literally malform them at birth to cause that
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>>154120362
Episode?
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>>154120375
Faggot lmao
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>>154120461
>no rebuttal
I thought so
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>>154120466
Why argue with retards lol
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>>154120466
Not him, but why do you deserve a rebuttal if you wouldn't even link to the post YOU'RE assumedly rebutting?
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>Kvetching about racism on this website
Fucking hell
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>>154120484
>lmao
>lol
not too good at hiding the asshurt
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In any case, the mr poopybutthole plot is going nuts.
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>>154120297
He's smart enough to recognize poorly paid third worlders attempting to start race wars or bring up the entirely fake liberal vs conservative thing.
Let's be honest.
If you're stupid enough to think that your skin tone or IQ makes a difference when it comes to who is in charge or if you'll have a better time of it overall then you aren't smart at all.
It's like watching field slaves argue over who massa sez will be better at picking cotton.
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>>154117530
women writers. This is also where you get male characters suddenly getting weirdly feminine dialogue and lingo
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>>154120297
You severely underestimate "smartest in the universe", where he is, the rest of humanity is basically on the same level. He's quite literally above racism because the rest of the planet is just that behind.

Or do you spent your time getting thinking about which ant from the ant hill is getting treated unfairly?
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I keep getting confused about what you faggots think I need to be mad about
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>>154120297
>He SHOULD be telling Morty than blacks have a lower IQ
Why the fuck would Rick respect IQ tests LOL
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>>154120799
Some underage retard is getting butthurt rick isn't racist
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>>154120828
said retard saw the capeshit episode with drunk rick and is trying to bait hard.
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>>154120816
Losers and people with no real value to society have been trotting out IQ tests as proof of their inherit superiority since forever.
Those two failing college professors rejiggered that french school teachers test created to help place school children into a eugenics proof of concept. Multiple failed intellectuals with nothing going for them or no real output that society values or needs has been pushing this forever.

Ever notice how every billionaire has a high IQ? When it's obvious to anyone that they're nepotistic midwits with a good PR team.
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>>154120375
>If you have different cartoon opinions than me, you're an idiot!
Do you happen to identify with Rick by any chance? Anyway, the writers clearly want us to take Rick's characterization seriously, which presumably means that they want his characterization to be perceived as coherent and believable. Believe it or not, you don't have to have a "lust for racism" to tell when a lack of racism isn't logical in a story.
>>154120828
>Lumping us both together even though the other guy was replying to me.
I don't think I'm the butthurt one here when I'm not the one throwing around insults.
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>>154121083
It's perfectly logical >>154120792
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>>154121116
Did you not read my first post?
>>154119065
I don't think that it's logical for the smartest man in the universe to be racist, but Rick isn't written as the smartest man in the universe, he's written as a midwit who happens to be capable of pulling out any invention he needs. My point is that his lack of racist statements seems arbitrary from an in-universe perspective since he's a shallow and boorish jackass who is constantly engaged in petty bigotry.
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>>154108606
all 3 episodes are shit so far
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>>154120297
>because this is scientifically backed information
lollmao
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>>154117530
Because if they normalize this, they can justifiably increase rent when they have 5 people sharing one apartment.
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>>154108511
Surprised it was not with Tricia
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>>154110913
>mega
got episode 2 as well?
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>>154121329
I see.
You need le smurt person in popular media to be racist to help make you feel better about your racist ideolgies?
Are racist ideals tied to your weak ego or need to feel superiority over others?

Can you tell me which group in particular this spanish descended male should be racist against and not open the flood gates of racist ideolgies against him and whatever group he's supposedly a part of?
I warn you, if the flood gates open there is no going back. There will be open racist hatred against latino's whites blacks asians and espescially indians. Holy shit, the holy shit jokes are going to flow like diarrhea down the ganges.
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>>154121329
>My point is that his lack of racist statements seems arbitrary from an in-universe perspective since he's a shallow and boorish jackass who is constantly engaged in petty bigotry.
You can be a shallow and boorish jackass without being racist, stop trying to dance around it and just say you want to hear rick say slurs and pull out some of your favorite charts
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lol lmao even
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>>154114547
Ok. kinda hot. Now make her an antropomorphic shortstack beaver.
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>>154120497
Gonna have to deal with people disagreeing with you, anon. 4chan isn't purely your racist hivemind.
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>>154120696
This is the man that wrote this episode. Female writers were bad in seasons 3 to 5. Because they literally were diversity hires. Having writers like Heather Anne Campbell or Jess Lacher is an extraordinary privilege for modern Rick and Morty.
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>>154122644
Forgot the image.
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>>154120297
Rick is Latino
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>>154120240
He clearly saw them and their personhood as lessor because they were a microscopic civilization he could lord over. That's clearly discrimination of sort

People say Rick wouldn't be racist, but I feel like if he were stripped of his genius, he would eventually have major status withdrawal plus resentment and would unironically end up online to look for groups to dunk on to feel superior, because that's basically a core pillar of his whole personality. He cannot handle accepting others as equals and uses contempt to stand above those he dislikes. He hates hierarchy, but obviously loves the emotional benefits of it.
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>>154122820
>if Rick was retarded he would be racist
I agree. First post about this topic in this thread that isn't nonsense
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>>154122078
>I see.
>You need le smurt person in popular media to be racist to help make you feel better about your racist ideolgies?
You need le rapist person in popular media to be not racist to help make you feel better about your rapist ideolgies? See, I can make strawmen too. I can't tell if you're ragebaiting or you genuinely don't understand, but I've been bashing Rick and doubting his intelligence, so how does that translate to me wanting Rick to be racist in order to associate racism with intelligence?

>Are racist ideals tied to your weak ego or need to feel superiority over others?
I haven't posted anything racist or treated myself as superior, but those arguing against me have done a lot of the latter.


>>154122123
>You can be a shallow and boorish jackass without being racist,
Yes, you can be, but when you have a character who's willing to commit any crime in existence and also make him constantly engage in petty bigotry, it's easy to assume that he sometimes says things that would be considered racist.
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>>154122950
Oh goddamnit.
I've been arguing with a fucking retard.
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>>154123023
Why did you ever think otherwise? You think anyone that isn't underage or retarded wants his favorite character to be racist because le funny?
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>>154123023
Took way too long for that to dawn on you
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>>154111853
oh my
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>>154123045
He's not my favorite character and this conversation has had nothing to do with what I find funny.
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>>154117530
why is this so fucking hot?
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>>154123154
Sure.
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>>154108817
>polycuel self insert
Whose self insert?
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>>154123190
It having a relationship with an orgy

Like zoolander sex
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>>154123211
look at the image again and then look at this baldy >>154122720
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>>154123209
I've never seen a Rick fanboy call him a midwit.
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Well that was a fuckin chore to watch, first 2 episodes were decent enough, but jesus this ep was bad.
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>>154122892
He's already racist, idiot. Didn't you read what I said at the very begining? Or were you too busy moral high-roading?

Why do you try to act as if only dumb people will be racists anyway? You act as if smart racists don't exist anywhere when that's simply not true. They're just much better at hiding intent and administrative.
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>>154123510
It was ok very random
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>>154123529
No, you fucking retard.
You aren't.
They aren't.
You've been around similar fucking idiots for so long that you don't understand how you look to people with average IQs and decent normal human personalities.
Sorry to pop your bubble. But you seem like you're part of the parasite class who depends on a false sense of superiority to cover for the fact that you're worthless as a human being and any bum off of the street can do everything you can do better and be more well liked.
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Season 7 was the last good season.
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>>154123529
Only dumb people are racist. Dumb people, and smart people with an agenda to trick dumb people. Anyone smart enough manages to avoid the pitfalls of racism while still acknowledging the statistical trends among demographics. If a smart person were to see this exchange he'd call you a retarded nigger without a speck of racism in his words because he himself may as well be black or brown.
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>>154123529
>not wanting pointless racism in a cartoon is moral high-roading
This fuckin guy
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God I fucking hate you /co/
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so is tvpass down for good? I used it to watch local stuff and metvtoons, any alts?
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Weird, usually the next preview's dropped by now
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>>154124409
how have people missed the preview, it airs right after the fucking credits

https://x.com/swimpedia/status/2063825871341748309
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>>154124423
Usually I see 'em on youtube and it's not there yet, thanks
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I agree. This episode stunk. It's just like all the other "forgettably bad" episodes. Where it's just nonsense and overly meta. It's like the heist episode except instead of heist movies it's kung fu movies they're making fun of.

Even the Jerry b-plot was weak. And even for Jerry overly domestic and self contained. Except this time it's with a random background character against a robot who basically has no character at all.

Both plots do things we've seen a million times on the show already. If you didn't like last week's episode claiming it "doesn't say anything new" it at least had something to say and did it a new way. This episode has nothing to say and it all transpires in the most mundane places with the most archetypal narrative. Even Rick and Morty were barely characters this episode—being 100% reactive and not really adhering to any kind of consistency.

It was just rubbish, didn't even have good action scenes. If you wrote the plot down on paper it'd read like the most generic trash, like you asked ChatGPT to write a R&M episode
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>>154114555
Yes.
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>>154124541
holy shit these wanna be reviewers are so cringe. I swear the more they talk the more they show their just pissed the episode didn't go in a direction they prefer.

also you're gif makes no sense with the context of your post
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>>154124568
The image I wanted to post was already posted ITT and when I clicked "here" to see where the site ate my post and i had to write it again which pissed me off so I just picked a random image

What do you mean "direction" lmao. It was a just shit episode because it was a boring premise done boringly
>wow R&M get kung-fu'd after a grocery store encounter and have to science kungfun (after helping old man with poly daughter) then have an ironic kungfu battle in "down town"
>meanwhile Jerry cleans pool then fights mute malfunctioning robot to save background character

Sorry you liked it, but it wasn't very good
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It was a fun episode, way better than the "boo hoo, Rick i sstill le sad" crap from the previous one
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I liked it decently enough but I can easily see why people wouldn't like it
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>>154124758
You have no taste.
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>pool bot has an ai so advanced it's practically sentient
>can hack all remote devices in the house with ease
>can hack into RICK'S TECH in seconds
>murderous
Who built the poolbot...
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>>154124987
This ep is weird, pool bot and the kung fu guy are able to hack rick. Like what type of code is he using he can be hacked by a bot and a old karate guy
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Rigor Mortis
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>>154125149
early seasons had Rick eating shit too, GODRICK in the well now middle seasons was shit
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The setup made it feel like this was gonna be another Satan/Pissmaster/Nimbus episode, then with Morty & Liu Sun hanging out it felt like it might turn into another Portal Brothers. Then Morty coming crying home to Rick felt incredibly regressive for his character, which had been growing more independent until this season. Then Jerry fucks the poolbot and everything picks up again.
Only thing I thought sucked was when R&M are celebrating beating the death punch and are just running around in the polycule apartment, and the bit goes on for a little too long. Worst of the season, but still a good episode.
Where are the fucking poolbot lewds. Look at the fuck-me eyes she's giving here.
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>>154108834
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>>154116580
Great art, gang!
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>>154126352
>felt incredibly regressive for his character,
to be fair it's a 5 step death punch you'd come crawling back to mr science god too
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>>154118586
They would never allow a positive depiction of a robowaifu
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>>154105982
This episode was butt cheeks i asked myself what I was watching twice
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>>154123732
the fact that only dumb people can distinguish between races and realize some should be avoided, while the supposedly "smart" people from their high castles get murdered once they try to apply their theories means your theory is not really correct
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Why are Beth and Jerry still cheating on each other?
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>>154126801
That's what the both of them are into



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