I'm falling in love with her. She's so adorable.
she's married.>But I say to you that whoever looks at a woman to lust for her has already committed adultery with her in his heart.
Asian moms are so fucking scrawny they just shrivel out into bag of bone hags with age.At least when Latina moms turn into hamplanets they get a giant plappable ass
>>154121828>she's married.She's married to me in my dreams.>>154121875I love her.
>>154121828so it's ok to lust after her fat Bachelorette sister?
>>154121967Would.
>>154121777>falling in love I'd fallen for Ming soon as I'd seen that very first Turning Red trailer. Get on my level https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pqdHP2dWQ9M
>>154121777I wish to bed Ming and leave her a disheveled MESS
>>154121828>she's married.Jin can die in a unfortunate accident
>>154121828just because there's a goalie doesn't mean you can't score.
>>154121828married people have hookups too
I bet her bush is exquisitely neat. Not a hair out of place.I wanna get her preggy.
>>154121828She's not real unfortunately so I don't care
She's so strict and proper, beautiful and neat, that I wanna see her taking a shit. Nlt because I like poop, but because I wanna see her at her most undignified, through an act that it's natural and obvious but embarasing.
>>154123352bathsheba...
>>154121777Her and Debbie have won my heart~
>>154121777cute earrings!
>>154123352How unfortunate we talkin'? With the right tools, I could make it look like an accident...
And people said that Pixar cannot make MILFs anymore
>>154121967how bout a threesome?
>>154129232Crazy, right?
Soft, beautiful, delicious, aged like a fine wine, fat ass, somehow still perky modest tits, hyper anxious with a subtle animal sensuality beneath the practiced perfected yet fragile facade of the perfect wife mother and business woman. Would do everything to seduce her and be her side dick.
>>154131239This, woman is absolutely a closet freak that needs to be unleashed through fucking her through her mattress
>>154131430VERY well said!
>>154132725I'm not wrong one bit either
>>154121777>>154127733same actress btw
>>154121828Is this the bible version of feminist eye rape?
>>154121777thick panda form
>>154133761so cute!
>>154121777checked>be Ming Lee>the 9/11 attacks make tourism dry up to your family's temple>even your daughter can't help out, she's growing up>your husband is worthless and can't help worth a damn to drum up business>meanwhile, the cost just to keep the temple tidy is becoming enough to bankrupt you>Opening the temple 24 hours does little to help>One sleepless night waiting for any customer to come by, Ming Lee startles awake>It's 3:00 AM and she's fallen asleep in a folding chair at the gate, waiting for maybe, maybe one singular, drunken tourist foolish enough to cross the threshold >Shaking her head to rouse herself, Ming gets ready to shut the gate and collapse into bed>"You're not still open, are you?">Freezing, Ming turns to the rough voice - a customer? >"W-We are open twenty-four hours for the spiritual edification and satisfaction of all customers, sir!">"Ah...," he continues, stepping into frame. "I could use some satisfaction."
>>154121777too bad her daughter is a ugly and fat smelly disgusting annoying bitch
>>154130535nah I'm a one woman kind of guy
>>154132827I bet she taught her daughter how to kiss.
This movie is terrible. You can't convince me these threads aren't made and kept alive by like five obsessed retards.
>>154134968....Keep going....
>>154135467Movie? I don't care about the movie, I just think Ming is one of the hottest women ever
>>154130535more of the sister
>>154130535Cousin*
>>154130535>>154135813Whoops, meant for >>154135755Also the cousin's mom is kinda hot too
>>154135877barely watched the movie, just saw a plump Chinese dumpling and got a craving
>>154135901I get it, similar case but ye, it's similar for the cousin's mom too
>>154121777Who would you genuinely marry if you could yoink her out of the screen?I think I'm going with Velma
>>154135689Turning Red, but Ming is dragging around a giant, wobbling ass.
>>154136634So just Turning Red?
bump
>>154121967>so it's ok to lust after her fat Bachelorette sister?no, because that's fornication, and you can't marry a cartoon character, so there's no way to make it right.
>>154136750But the ass is BIGGER.
>>154121777Why does every single asian woman immigrant have insane mommy issues?
>>154135689Had to drink some more and smoke a cig or two. I haven't written anything, let alone smut, in months, so pardon any cringe idk>>154134968>"Splendid, sir," Ming smiles, "Our temple is open all hours to those seeking satisfaction!">"And with such a pretty guide...">Ming gulps>Her husband, snoring in bed...>Mei at a sleepover with those... rotten, delinquent friends of hers>She was probably still awake too!>The reminder of Mei's rebelliousness inflames Ming's passions>"Right this way, sir, please.">The two step past the arched gate of the family temple, the centuries-old doors creaking and moaning in the frigid air, the old tiles clacking in chorus with them>Following close behind her, Ming finally got a better look at this... tourist? >Maybe he was just having trouble sleeping like herself, awake at this late hour>But guiding him through the wide corridors and covered walkways, Ming couldn't help but feel the trembling of her hands, her legs, her heart as this stranger followed her alone into the annals of the family temple>"Th-This is Sun Yee Hall," Ming gasped, fighting for breath. "We honor one of my ancestors here... she was a... great defender of animals.">"Oh?">"Yes, Red Pandas, specifically-">"So, the statues.">"You noticed?">"I keep an eye on a lot of things.">A bead of sweat pooled on Ming's brow>What was this guy's deal?>He didn't look like any tourists she'd seen... and he sounded like a local, too>Maybe just an overnight worker?>Like herself...>"W-Well then a keen eye like that will be great, ah, in the gift shop! Right this way!">He followed dutifully, humming quietly as Ming led the way>Her pantsuit jacket was starting to be too much as she woke up and her body warmed, the sweat becoming worse>Doffing the jacket she turned to the man, spreading an arm across the dimly lit gift shop as she tried to entice him and, hopefully, send him on his way>"Would any of these delightful, *artisanal* gifts interest you sir?"
>>154139834A whole laundry list of reasons, anon, but mainly stemming from how shitty China was that it resulted in people getting the fuck out of the country. Nobody usually leaves their home unless they're crazy and greedy or desperate and poor, and the Chinese belong to the latter category.Fun fact: the Chinese are one of the poorest demographics in America. The reason why you don't really see it publicly is because of "saving face" (lots of Chinese people will dress as if they aren't poor) and family members housing destitute/struggling/homeless members of their extended family.So a lot of Chinese came to America and were flat broke. Both parents had to work so the family wouldn't go homeless and that meant if you were a girl, you had to work on top of being expected to do well in school while also doing extra-cirriculars AND find a husband from a higher socio-economic position. Asian daughters don't get a break from their moms because the moms handle the finances and direct everyone in the family. The dad makes the money but he doesn't really DO much in terms of throwing around his weight (unless the wife goes nuts). Chinese daughters end up with mommy issues because:>they're girls, and girls HATE being told what to do by other women>Chinese moms predetermine everything for them and little girls hate having their choices made for them>Chinese moms insist on their culture being upheld and retained by their children despite the assimilation process inevitably doing away with long-term cultural connection
>entire bloodline on the women's side that can turn into big thick "were pandas">all super bottom heavy>transform due to stimuli >doesn't seem like their size has a limit either given how big ming got>they also all get super red hair in their human forms
>>154139985
>>154139834Along with what the other anon said, some Asian mother wrote a very famous book about parenting in the late 90s-early 00s (It's where the term "Tiger Mom" comes from) that even Oprah recommended and a lot of Asians took after that thinking that was the proper way to nurture "successful" children. Though her type of parenting was fairly common in Asian families even before the book came out.
>>154140232There's also the influence of Asian religion, too. Hinduism and Buddhism are a lot more collectivist than American Christianity, these faiths place a strong emphasis on enduring suffering for the sake of the family/community while engaging in filial piety. On paper, it sounds ideal: the parent and the child both work hard to provide for each other while also ensuring wealth and success for future generations and the extended family.In practice, it just perpetuates a horrible cycle of abuse where no one is empathetic enough and you're expected to live with and/or support abusive family members. What really screws over second and third-gen Asian descendants is that this upbringing is at odds with the average American lifestyle which prioritizes the individual over the community, encourages children to leave their communities as soon as they became legal adults, has a deeply warped sense of filial piety (or doesn't believe in it at all) and perpetuates extreme social atomization and anti-social economic policies. The kids end up going crazy as a result.
>>154140232Funny thing is the old boomer parenting scheme of trying to push your kids to become doctors/lawyers/etc created an issue of over saturation.>there are too many med/law grads in the market>so many that law firms and hospitals and such can be extra choosey and only pick the ones they really want or the best of the best>which means even more people with massive student debts that can't find a job in their degree>while the pay is still great IF you can get a job you have to out compete all the other people gunning for the same position >the jobs will always be in demand but the main issue is there is too much supply and the demand isn't that highmuch better advise is telling people to go for trade jobs that will always be in demand and always have work like janitors, plumbers, electricians, construction workers, etc
>>154140309Unfortunately, East Asian immigrants still carry the "brown skin = manual labor = poor = bad" cultural attitude from their native countries which is why you only really see people from Latin America doing "demeaning work"...or brown non-Indian Asians.This also contributed to the death of rural America for Anglos and light-skinned immigrants, they're all in the big cities. Dark-skinned people are the new hicks and the cultural replacements for trashy Anglos.
>>154140309The thought process is "trade jobs aren't enough money".I'm not Asian so it's not a personal experience thing but you're either expected to become a doctor/lawyer/tech wiz or marry one basically in Americanized Asian families.>>154140303This is true too, there's a shame society aspect when it comes to Asian cultures where if you're not successful it reflects badly on your parents/grandparents. South Asians have it worst with the Caste system and beliefs like Izzat and similar such things in Hinduism.It goes beyond Religion too, considering Koreans are fairly Christian and China is fairly Agnostic(their beliefs more rely on Confucianism than anything else)
>Work as a wagey in like 2016 >Deal with electronics so get a ton of boomers>Live in the west coast so a lot of retired military boomers>about half the men are married to asian women from China, Japan, Philippines about their age>Permanent, deep frown folds>They usually tale their wives to go check something out>Women ramble on with their thick accent despite living here for 30+ years>Old man makes sure he's gone before letting out a deep sign and talking to me>Some say "Take my advice and never marry one of them"I will believe these boomers this one time.
>>154140389The boomer is never to be trusted, anon. Plus there's a difference between going abroad and picking up some random Asian girl half your age and having her bring her family over to suck your wallet dry and the context of this thread of fucking some already Westernized MILF
>>154140389You can easily loose your accent regardless of how heavy it is in less than a year, but it requires you to hang out with people and exclusively speak the different language, english in this case, and you'll lose it it in no time. This is why you keep seeing kids of immigrants who speak perfect english even if they do know another language because they're speaking english 99% of the time and consuming media in english.
>>154140389Nope, the boomers are wrong in this case. Having an Asian wife is awesome but ONLY if you're emotionally mature enough to handle one. Anglo boomers bought into the idea because they liked the sales pitch of an "obedient submissive exotic wife" but really did not read the fine print about how successful marriages work in Asia compared to America.In Asia, the wife rules the finances. In exchange for the husband making her money, fucking her brains out, and being a patient listener, she gives him his weekly allowance and he happily does whatever he wants outside of work. This is not the norm in America where the husband is expected to be in charge of finances, isn't expected to fuck his wife's brains out on a nightly basis, isn't expected to listen to his wife ramble about whatever, and has total control over luxury spending.
>>154140459This, the boomer problem is treating marrying an Asian like marrying a White Woman. It's not at all. Then again, this is only likely an issue if you get one directly from the source. It tends to be more "typical" if you get with a second/third generation American
We should just make this an Asian MILF thread desu
>>154140424so shiny!
>>154135953Baddies. All of 'em.
>>154124211Wow. I somewhat recently developed a thing for seeing proper ladies peeing and pooping for the same reason. Especially when they are drunk or have been mind broken somehow.
>>154124211>>154142477No. 1? Yes. No. 2? A step too far for me, thanks.
Too bad for that hideous walking turd bitch she has for a daughter
>>154121828Hope her bitch-ass husband can fight worth a damn, because I'm not going down easy.Unless I win.
>>154134982>>154140008>even mogs her daughter as a teenagerThe bloodline is going to end because of her fat chud husband's shitty genes. Ming should've fucked me instead.
>>154142084True
>>154139990they all look so cuddly!
qt
>>154144610I bet she grunts when she gets fucked well
>>154140232The book you're referring to is "Battle Hymm of the Tiger Mother" by Amy Chua. Funny thing is, she later admitted she didn't even raise her own children like that. She wrote a book instructing parents to be strict and demanding, whole being significantly more permissive with her own children. Doesn't matter because she made millions and got a sweet Yale Law School gig out of it.
>>154127733What if Debbie and Ming kissed haha
>>154145440Yeah, exactly what I was referencing, only mildly surprised to hear she just propagandized her own demographic for financial gain>>154144610>>154144933Probably does
>>154144610We talk all the time about characters that need more lewds, this sexpot NEEDS more lewds. Thick Asians are my weakness.
>>154144093>CrystalCheeseBased + jannies are too far-sighted.
>>154144933You just fucking KNOW. I bet she has a few boyfriends she calls up.
>>154142793>Ming should've fucked me instead.Wouldn't have helped the bloodline issue at all but at least you would have gotten to fuck Ming.
>>154147437GOT 'IM
>>154147437Mei would've been a couple inches taller and genetically predisposed to having schizophrenia, and I consider both of those things an upgrade.
>>154145510The resulting sexual union would cause boners for miles around.
>>154144610She's a throatgoat titcow.
>>154131090How do we feel about Aunt Olga cuz she was going to be Elio's mom in the Molina cut
>>154146942>they're all just you in different costumes
>>154146942she radiates DTF energy.
>>154152050free use energy
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>>154150417You're goddamn right.
>>154153715someone be a hero and minesweep this
>>154153715should've draw her using chopsticks to hold it, but good work
>>154154068Based. I fucking love when Asian chicks do that in porn.
>>154154068This idea sucks lol
>>154149695She's cute
>>154149695She cute and is stacked af (yeah im one of the 10 people that watched Elio.... on theaters)
>>154154623>cute>stackedYou wanna... maybe find another screencap to use?
>>154153715she looks like that one anime character with the brown hair
>>154144610>>154146942great now I want to design a chubby asian girlfailure OC
>>154154833I've been crafting one for years. It takes time to fine-tune them to your liking.
>>154154623you think she's a barracks bunny?
>>154156224A what?
>>154157005Use your imagination
>>154144610>>154146942She reminds me of Amethyst
>>154158669probably eats like her too
>>154158669Thank you for connecting those two shortstack synapses in my brain, anon. I started drooling.
>>154159130>>154158669who wins the twerkoff
>>154159347Me, in the middle of it
>>154159485are they pregnant or nah
>>154159500
>>154159526cause otherwise im booting you out of there
>>154159347>Aunt Lily's giant red panda ghetto booty>Amethyst's shapeshifted lavender twerkmeatI... I don't know...
>>154139834Because chinks have a long-established culture of deranged mind-games that everyone plays on everyone else. It cannot be over-emphasized how important face is to them, and it causes all kinds of stupid issues.
better question, who's the most fertile of all of them including ming lee
>>154159658I don't care. I'd cum in all of them anyway.
>>154159680it's a serious question though, I think its a given everyone posting itt is cumming in them but to what end. if we assume all of us are equally fertile ofc
>>154159689I assure you anon I am more fertile than you
>>154144568Want to lick both there feet
Sex with this tiger mama.
>>154159689>to what endBusting inside Asian MILFs, anon. I don't care about conceiving children, I care about slamming Chinese poon.
>>154165407This, I care about fucking Asian MILF pussy, I could give less of a fuck about having a kid
>>154159689just want to mark some wombs
>>154153771Now THIS is crackshipping
>>154166968>>154166314>>154165407Such a sad life you can't imagine dumping a load or two in a tiger mom and then disappearing
>>154167056>your cartoon MILF fantasy is being a six-time deadbeat dadSo odd it's almost based...Almost.
>>154139985>one baby rule when THIS is the genetic potentialTHE most homosexual country.
>>154154712Alright
>>154121875Bring back heroin chicDeath to fatties
>>154168478Still not seeing it, sorry.
>>154124211I want to see her unbutton her shirt, take her bra off, and scratch her minge after a long day's work.
>>154170579Based
>>154121777Mei's behavioral issues are simply the result of Ming not breastfeeding her anymore. Get those tits out and start nurturing your little slampig, you slutty MILF slut!!!!!!
>>154171867Mei is like 13 right? Ming is not lactating anymore, she'd have to be pregnant or constantly breastfeeding to have her body elicit the milk production. Which returns to my question here >>154159689. What, really, are Mings odds of conceiving in the first place in her mid/late 30s?
>>154121828Based
>>154121828Fuck that moralist false prophet faggot, married older asian woman are made for forcibly breeding by internet autists
>>154121941Cute
>>154171888Mid to late 30s? Well, they aren't incredible, but they aren't bad either.All the other aunties look like they're close to entering menopause, as if most of them aren't already there. I have no worries about Ming.
>>154175087>All the other aunties look like they're close to entering menopauseDon't forget anon, dying stars, as they near their end, increase in magnitude and temperature as the energy released by fusion increases.
>>154175252S-so... what are they then, metaphorically? Like, white dwarfs? Black holes? Again, I'm just trying to fuck them. The ovaries may be dry, but the hag pussy is wet. If you're worried about these cougars developing children with autism due to their advanced age, well...Look at Mei. It's already too late.
>>154175366Red Giants, anon. It's all connected. And I'm not worried about having a sperg kid look where we are
>>154121777why is there like no TF art of her
>>154175478>look where we areIf you don't care about your kid ending up here, maybe you shouldn't be a parent. Certainly don't impregnate a hot Asian woman with magical red panda powers. What a waste that would be.
>>154175551>If you don't care about your kid ending up herenaturally. i was implying we're all autistic, not that id let my autistic kid post here
Imagine.
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