Add a caption to this, and make it funny, deep, inspiring, or ideally all three.
>I need a refund for this doll you gave me, I didn't think it'd come to life when I came inside it, and frankly, it's weird having a girl react when I do something to her.
>>154122847That's pretty funny, but irrational.The man would be saying>The dolls came to life when I came inside her. Do you have any others, same model but redhead? She doesn't want to be an only child...
>>154122933We have a winner folks
>Please, no meat touching, ma'am!
>>154122931The last sentence alone is sufficient. Says it all, while leaving enough to the imagination.
>>154122931You lose the funny that way.Honestly, you sound like editorial.
>>154122933classier than the pedoshit
>>154122990I didn't say that I'm a good caption-maker. I mean, I can come up with the spirit of the joke and the idea, but that's less than half the job. The real talent is to take the idea and communicate it as succinctly as possible.So, how would you type the caption, to communicate briefly and completely that the girl was a folk brought in the store, came alive when he raped the dolls and came inside, and now she wants to buy another one so he can have two fuckerinas?
>>154122778>no touching the meat, ma'am
>>154123072>the girl was a folk brought in the storeI don't know what my keyboard added "a folk".
>>154123072I'd type it in quotation marks beneath the image, anon. Like this [image]"She doesn't want to be an only child..."
>>154122990Cutting it down to just the caption “She doesn’t want to be an only child” cuts out all the sex stuff for me because my mind isn’t in the gutter, and transforms it into a wholesome interaction where he’s just buying a normal doll for his daughter.Or, I guess, he could be propositioning to knock up the clerk.
>>154122778>Do you take returns?
>>154122778>Show me a doll with sturdy/good shoes...
>>154122778She’s buying me a christmas gift.
>>154123145And that's what I mean by it says it all while leaving enough to the imagination.It's a racy and wholesome joke at the same time, dependent on the viewer.Then a nice detective might ask you to continue the story.
>>154123128But that doesn't communicate that the kid was a doll, that he is fuckin her, or that he wants to have a second one in the hope that the new one will also come to life with cum.Bye the way, that's an excellent premise for a comic. Maybe just in Japan though.>"She doesn't want to be an only child..."That joke is funny because of a completely different interpretation: the man is commenting on the huge size of the dolls.By the way, this was the original caption.>Show us a doll with beautiful size 21 shoes!
>>154123232>but that doesn't...Good, that shit's fucking retarded.Are you a fucking retarded tranny or something?
>>154123232>>154123185>Show us a doll with beautiful size 21 shoes!I don’t get it. Is he trying to buy himself shoes?
>No, not a teddy, a doll. What could I do with a te?... Oh! You thought I came to buy something _for her!_
>>154123260>Are you a fucking retarded tranny or something?Retarded, yes. Or something, also yes.A tranny? Fuck no.
>>154123275That was the original caption, if you believe google translate. It's a soviet cartoon. The joke is he's trying to buy shoes for his daughter, not a doll, but everything is cheaply made.
>>154123383And the doll is gonna have to go barefoot for all eternity?The Soviet Union was truly an era of struggle and pain.
>>154123383>>154122778So why is he already holding a package?
>>154123626They went dildo shopping first.
>>154123660Can “We went dildo shopping first” be the caption?
>>154122778"Yes, she's your daughter. The DNA test proves it."
>>154123810Maybe.
>>154122778>She's a little skinnier than the display model, can I get a discount?
>>154122778
>>154122778>That is so kafkaesque...
>>154122847>>154122931Neither of these are funny.
>>154127224Make a funny one then
>>154122778>This one'll go nicely with the new spring collection, don't you think?
>>154125724EVERYBODY SKA!
>>154122778>She said she needed something soft to cuddle at night. I was thinking the same thing, actually.
Can we think of a funnier caption for this one?It's a challenge. I mean, the original caption, as you can see, is a knee-slapper!
>>154129834Who’s the artist?
>>154129961The person who drew it.
>>154129834No need to come in from the back!
>"you call THAT being molested?"
>>154129834Look at the doll at the floor, it's impregnated!
>>154131238No way!
