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The Cat in the Hat 2026 06/10/26(Wed)01:14:01 No.154140532

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The Cat in the Hat 2026 Anonymous 06/10/26(Wed)01:14:01 No.154140532 Archived

I've never seen a cartoon character that looks more like a stress bag.
I'm not a violent person but I want to punch his face so fucking badly. I want to grind my knuckles against his furry face.
I don't even hate him but I want to hogtie him and feed him to the 2003 Mike Myers cat and feel the catharsis of his bones shattering against the pavement as he bleeds the purple muffin goo that the 2003 movie was obsessed with while Hang On by Smash Mouth blasts in the background. He was designed for suffering like Squidward torture porn tenfold

Anonymous
06/10/26(Wed)01:17:05 No.154140549

Anonymous 06/10/26(Wed)01:17:05 No.154140549

Burgerpants if he real.

Anonymous
06/10/26(Wed)02:16:55 No.154140879

Anonymous 06/10/26(Wed)02:16:55 No.154140879

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>>154140532
>I'm not a violent person but I want to punch his face so fucking badly. I want to grind my knuckles against his furry face.
I am man of aggresive compulsions, but I think you need some help anon. He's made for sexual breaking and sadism, not fluffypony torture.

Anonymous
06/10/26(Wed)04:46:13 No.154141794

Anonymous 06/10/26(Wed)04:46:13 No.154141794

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>>154140549
Mmm... Burger pants...

Anonymous
06/10/26(Wed)06:37:07 No.154142356

Anonymous 06/10/26(Wed)06:37:07 No.154142356

>>154140532
cute pussy