Why did they make the male drone the most attractive one? I'm not even gay.
>>154140631He looks so rapeable.
>>154140631You're just saying you're bisexual.
>>154140817Him and the rest of us. If you can't get off to either sex, that's a skill issue.
>>154140828Couldn't agree more.
>>154140679Why can't we just cuddle, anon?
Nothing gay about cuddling with your robot buddy.
>>154140976what effect does murder drone serum injection have on the testicles?
to give you a bonerand you got one
>>154140958I have never been cuddled. I get sad at night just from thinking of this.
>>154140976Looks cropped.Source?
>>154140631yes you are, stop lying to yourself.
>>154140631Post the full image. I want to see V being bound and gagged.
>>154140631Because Murder Drones is targeted at preteen girls
>>154141488>1488 Nice try, Hitler, but monster girls and monster boys are Liam's fetish.
>>154140631He's a Waymond. Everyone needs one.
>/md/ is dyingDoes this mean we can be one community again soon?
Alice is best girl.Love a lady that can accessorize
>>154140631I'm surrounded by faggots>>154141700This place better not turn into /md/ 2.0
>>154140631There's nothing gay about liking N tho
>>154141579Does the therapy involve sitting in N's lap? Or better still, N sitting in my lap?
>>154141891>Taking Alice's hand and cleaning the rust from her finger joints
>>154141932And yet you keep posting here. Curious, isn't it?
>>154141984If you ask nicely.
>TROON spam general for a DEAD seriesPack it up, TROONS and tranny jannies. This SHIT is why Skibidi Toilet won.
>>154142026>You put the friendly little N on the kitchen table>You put your finger on his nose area and say "boop">This makes the N smile>Then you push him back gently until his back is on the table and his feeties are in the air>You take his legs between your thumbs and index fingers>A curious but unafraid look crosses his face>You move his feet up and down like he is walking and say "Here we go! One two one two one two.">N giggles and laughs with his small hands on his cheeks as if he is trying to hold his smile>An unfriendly little J is watching from the other side of the room with a pouty face>"When is my turn" she grumbles>You put the tips of your index and middle fingers on his tiny chest and tap it gently>"Tappa tappa tappa" you say. "Tappa tappa tappa.">"Tappa tappa tappa!" he replies>The two of you continue saying that in a sing-song manner ever after you stop tapping him>N sits up with his hands on his little feeties>"Tappa tappa tappa! Tappa tappa tappa!">"Good boy N. Here's a treat for you.">You take a cool juicebox from the fridge, pierce it with the straw, and give it to him>"Thanks" says the well-mannered drone as he takes it with both hands>It is big for him but to him this only means there is lots to drink>You pick up N by his sides while he is suckling his juicebox and put him down on the floor>He wobbles away towards Doll>"Look!" he tells her while showing his juicebox to her. "It is red like you! Would you like some?">>154141700If they come here again then they'll do the same shit again and we'll be having constant fights again.
>>154142133>Troons out of nowhereObsessed much?
>>154141966OP said he finds him attractive. That's a different tier from simply liking him.
I wish this show wasn't written like ASS because N is a very pretty boy.
I gave V a ball of yarn.
>>154142133Good news, then - you can now spam exact same shit in TADC threads since last Thursday.
>>154142450That was your first mistake in this encounter.
>>154141987All the better to put a ring on it!
>>154142945>when you're in time for mating season
>>154142406There's nothing gay about liking N [in any manner]
>>154140631You've made this joke dozens of times already. Get new material or kill yourself, OP.
>>154143776J, pls go and stay go.
>>154143776No need to get so upset over a harmless shitpost.
>>154144136I'm not upset. Just bored.>>154143974Pfft. (You) wish I was J.
>Fun Morning Canon Fact: the reason Yeva's and $YEVA'SHUSBAND'SFIRSTNAME's bodies weren't at the dinner table with their daughter's was because Khan took them to the Doorman residence's closet at the behest of a distraught Nori>they're keeping the half-melted remains of Nori's original body company there
>>154144246J is made to suffer and that's hilarious, lol
>>154143244>It's mating season>Wake up strapped to the bed with Alice looming over you.>Her eyemotes turn into hearts as she starts ripping your clothes off.
>>154144246I want to give her a hug and tell her everything is gonna be alright.
>>154144551>>154144662Taking J on a date to the Cuckquarium so she can take comfort in not being Jax!
>>154144778Cyn also got petplay
>>154142133Sharty lost
>>154142133>very obvious sharty migrants popping up over the last few days>this spam post resurfaces after months of absencehmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
>>154144855The AS got petplay but it isn't a mindbroken cuck like Jax.
>>154144778Who had it worse? Jax through lobotomite cuckdog treatment? Or Tessa, through Absolute Solver devouring her consciousness and using her ruined body as an outer casing for its primary vessel, with her final place of torment being a mind palace of an autistic cringelord?
>>154144983>with her final place of torment being a mind palace of an autistic cringelord?Unless the FOREVER video is canon and she's a spooky ghost with a haunted VHS tape tied to her
>>154140631Uhm, excuse me, mister original anonymous poster, how come we think N is attractive? Isn't he kinda phoney-baloney?
>>154145072>Isn't he kinda phoney-baloney?In what sense?
>>154145054Damn, it really IS hard to find a fictional character with a worse ending than the douchebag bunny. Goose must have been thinking this through for a very long time.
>>154145299A key part of what makes Jax's fate so over the top horrible is that Goose has a humiliation fetish and you KNOW she was gooning to her self-insert's suffering. That undercurrent is what elevates Jax's ending from "so horrific and disproportionate it's actually funny" to "straight up something out of an Oney Plays character.ai video, seriously you just know the moment Pomni and Kinger left the Cuckquarium at the end Dave's AI homunculus clone came in and started telling Jax about his new Astro Bot speedrun record".
>>154141700Only Merc can come back. Vicious and her threadshitting accomplices are no longer welcome here.
>>154145718Take your meds, Greekling.
>>154145718What about the other good ones like Grim or Bunny?
>>154145998Why the cucumber, though?
Okay /co/, the Solver has you dead to rights and there's no escape, but it chooses to let you choose how you die because the idea amuses it.what are you picking as your form of death and why?
>>154146966Death by immediately and painlessly dying in a way that prevents it from adding my soul to its collection.
>>154146966Snu snu
>>154146966clogged arteries from years of fatty foods and sedentary living
>>154141488Wrong, lying nigger.
>>154146966The Solver is lying and I'm going to be raped to death.
>>154147370Downside?
>>154146460Grim only cares about drawpiles and Bunny was chased away by Tomoe.
>>154147639no kissing
For me, it's my beloved doll
>>154143974Every time I see this image, I assume it's a reference to something but I have no clue as to what
>>154146855The voice actor said something about pickles and everyone went it.
>>154148357NO DEAL
>>154146966The smart and noble thing would be to ask the Solver to murder-suicide you, because then it would have to destroy itself after killing you.But I would ask to die in a way that would make the cimmerian god Crom say "HOLY SHIT THAT WAS FUCKING AWESOME!" in utter bewilderment. Such a death would be the most metal moment since Michael beat the shit out of Lucifer and threw him off the tallest balcony in existence.>>154145718>>154146460>>154147767Who died and made you caliph in the caliph's place? He who pays the bills calls the shots. It doesn't matter what we think or how cancerous scum some people are.
Last thread gave me some ideas for some greens. If only I wasn't a lazybone.
>>154148567you're not supposed to consent to rape, Anon.solver's gonna do it whether you like it or not
>>154148479Frowning Friends.
>>154148581Failure to gatekeep bad actors is how thread culture turns cancerous. Cancerous threads are how we keep losing all the good anons to offtopic faggotry. If there is nothing but offtopic faggotry these threads will be purged from /co/ again.I will fight tooth and nail to keep that from happening. You can either stand with me or sit down and shut the fuck up.
>>154149090fuck off already
>>154149137You first Tomoe.
>>154149090Note for anyone that doesn't know, this anon has been making these overdramatic cringe call to arms post for well over a year at this point just to waste posts in MD threads with his samefagging - presumably over some long-held thread grudge
>>154149237why do murder drones threads attract so many dedicated trolls and spergs?
>>154149492they can't handle our swag
>>154149492cute robutts make people angry.
>>154149492It's just /co/ in general. Lots of mentally ill, obssessed or angry posters. You've probably already seen the "castration cultist" TADC spammer on loads of threads. And yeah sure, while TADC ended up sucking, he's clearly schizophrenically spamming everywhere he can to an alarming degree.
Black
>>154149798Or white
>>154149237Not your boogeyman nigger.>>154149798>>154149819White but without the weird ass cheeks.
anon.........watashi
>>154149798>>154149819What >>154149866 said. On-model or bust.
>>154149938If you like Doll with 2 eyes you aren't alllowed to complain about off-model
>>154149955>posts wh*te b*llyFYAD
>>154149955WHERE'S HER FUCKING BELLY GIVE IT BACK ASSHOLE
>>154149798>>154149819White. The contrast between her thigh-highs & hips is hot.
>>154150215I need the USB slot edit
>>154150215V is now assuming the submissive and breedable position.
>>154150689And her fucking rags are already gotten off.
Drones are so fucking lewd
>>154146966>>154148650>lazyboneThis is my oc Lazerbonez! He used to be Ben Lassar but one day the Solver attacked his home and said to him "I will kill you but you can choose the way you die". Ben Lassar said "I want to die and come back as Lazerbonez" and then the Solver killed him and he came back as Lazerbonez. Then he swore to kill the Solver for killing him. He has killed hundreds-no, thousands of murder drones on his own so far.>StrengthsLazerbonez can breathe in space and travel at the speed of light because he is made of lazers, duh. He can change his colour to look cool and get past light filters. He can also run very fast in the dark and shoot lazers.>WeaknessesAre you stupid? He is made of lazers, dude. Lazers. You can't cut a lazer or punch it or shoot it or poison it or burn it. He has no weaknesses. And if he does get in trouble then he can just call his friends, because he has friends unlike you.>CommentsLazerbonez has a cool pair of shades. If you are a meanie then you may as well kill yourself because Lazerbonez will never be your friend.>>154149090Tell you what. Unreal Tournament 2004 is free now. I've always wanted to learn how to mod it to make the campaign better. We could all make models for the official characters, the ocs, and the thread personas, and then we can all shoot eachother online. I bet a lot of people would like to shoot you.
Just realized I'm bi at 25, should I even act on it or should I just keep it a secret into my dying grave? I'm about 80% straight and 20% gay
Murder Drones?
>>154151580I LOVE
>>154140631Can I get a quick rundown on the robot genders?
>>154151736There's N. And all the girls want to fuck N.
>>154149969>>154150047NTA but here.
>>154151828Better.
>>154151505still better content than the shit plussies keep regurgitating
>>154140631>V and J exist with feminine bodies and stocking legs.You're either Uzi or a fag op I'm sorry to break this to you.>>154142133Go back to the 5 TADC threads where you can rant about trannies.>>154151510Do it before you turn 30 because at that point all the femboy fags don't want you.
>>154151757Not really what I was asking.
>>154142133>Skibidi Toilet wonMan, I used to love Skibidi Toilet, but even I know that it's a dead series. I don't even remember the last time it updated.
Fucking drones > fucking humansDrones don't piss, shit, have periods, get pregnant, get STD's, get bacterial infections, get cancer, THEY'RE PERFECT SEXY SLENDER ANGELS OF TOTAL PERFECTION! I WANNA FUCK DRONES SO BAD!
>>154152599They can be hosts of a possessive demonic eldritch horror god though!That's a plus or minus depending on your tastes.
>>154152523Its popularity was based entirely on being a meme. And memes very quickly die, with people trying to force them past their life expectancy rightfully being seen as faggots. I'm not going to miss it and I' glad its dead.
I'm gay, and I cannot see what you possibly see in this child-like caricature blob as attractive.No muscles, no arms, no body build, not even eyes to fix on... Don't worry, I don't think you're gay, just a typical /co/omer.
>>154152659>They can be hosts of a possessive demonic eldritch horror god though!But enough about regular women.HI-OH!
>>154152842>uses the most faggoty reaction image Uhuh. It's okay, you can admit your feelings to N as long as you tell him it's part of the bro code.You little faggot.
>>154152842N's just cool, retard. Get a less shitty opinion. t. Don't want to fuck N, he'd just be a good friend
> dronefags falling for obvious bait> again
>>154153548you're SO cool, anonsome people just like posting
>>154153548Fish not only eat bait but they have learned to not get caught so they can eat bait again. So it must be delicious.
>>154152357NTA and not into N, but J is a /biz/cel and a grown-ass woman (actually a teenage vampire, but she tries to carry herself like a grown-ass woman so close enough) who still has her hair in pigtails and V is a mindbroken rape victim who's liable to murder you unprompted so she can briefly feel like she's in control of her life. That said, J's also blackpilled to the point of suicidal depression, so there's that "I can fix her" appeal.
>>154153782You can fix J by making her your secretary and paying her with Monopoly money.
>>154153904The Jass
>>154153904>>154155070Hugh Janus
>>154146966>"Kill me through daily sex over the course of the next hundred years"
>>154152842>no muscles, no arms, no body buildNot all gays are attracted to ugly masculine dudebros
>>154144572I like Alice, but what would Tessa be like when she is horny?
Kiss the drone
>>154155318No.
>>154155318Thats gay anon. Which is bad.
Everyone thinks that they are tough, until they get mating pressed by a DD in heat.
>>154153040>pic Don't do this to me, man. Don't make me want to fuck him.
>>154155401How can things that feel good be bad?
strange how all the blatant shartyposts only happen when privatedust is active
>>154155727Because degeneracy always feels good initially.
>>154140631That's not J.
>>154155896J, please, don't ruin this for us.
I wanna fondle V's oil-filled tummy.
>>154155986>The Solver's Strongest Soldier
>>154156059If N is truly the best of Cyn's minions, then it would explain quite a lot.
>>154156107TO BE FAIR TO N... He genuinely is very good at his "job", and is the best / strongest combatant out of the DD trio. When be locks in and isn't innocent/naive he gets shit done. So yeah, maybe he is genuinely better than the rest of the DDs. Truly, the Solver's strongest murder pet.
>>154156164Question is, what kind of personality did Cyn provide to every other disassembly drone? Based on their 'success' with infiltrating CFL before N, Uzi and V, armies of Absolute Solver strike me as a bunch of robo-Urpneys.
>>154156525The Solver tells N in Episode 7 that it "allowed" N, V and J to retain their personalities. It's impossible to know for sure, but it's possible that the rest of the Disassembly Drones only had enough "personality" as far to do their jobs and do what the Solver wants. Not mindless, obviously, given that they were leaving warnings for eachother about the Sentinels in Cabin Fever. But given that the Solver emphasises the N, V and J being allowed to completely retain their personalities that implies the other DDs are significantly more brainwashed/mind-edited because the Solver finds much more enjoyment in torturing N, V and J.
>>154156709>Something seem off about that Cynthia kid to you? Like she's... possessed or something... gives me the creeps.>Come on you're overreacting. Clearly she's just autistic.
>>154156525Sentinels are just that OP. Unless you're V, you're offscreen, and Liam hasn't beat his meat in a while.>>154156604>"What makes those three specifically so important to the Absolute Solver?" Producer Guy asked>"I don't know!~" Screenwriter Guy non-explained>"Fair enough!" Producer Guy accepted
>>154156604>taking a literal demon at its word>ever
>>154156964Fuck off schizo.
>>154156970We know the Absolute Solver loves tormenting N because he's 'always surprising'. The Solver is sadistic as fuck and likes being entertained, so this completely tracks. Not sure why you're trying to deny something that's not even a contentious point. The Solver genuinely does just like fucking with people and N, V and J (especially N) are its favorites to play with.
>>154157030>Not sure why you're trying to deny something that's not even a contentious pointThe anon you're replying to is the "Liam Vickers' ADHD meds" schizo-poster that denies blatant stuff in the show and just tries to argue for the sake of arguing and then claiming shit about Liam or things not being explainedHence why he ignores the Absolute Solver explaining why it enjoys letting N and his team keep their personalities or just acts like its not true(?)He's just trying to be annoying - also his posts are literally exactly a minute apart
>>154140631i know it sounds gay but the influx of femboy characters in cartoons has really made me feel more comfortable about myself and my own sexuality
>>154157102Hey man. I'm not gay but N could suck my dick and I wouldn't be ashamed.
>>154157122Im not gay either, im bisexual
>"Well well well, look at that. New flesh to devour. Oh how can I resist? [Grab arm] your arm looks tasty. Time for dinner[crunch].>Hmph. You are asking me to stop?>but I am starving. [head tilt ]Oh you brought a treat for me?>What is it exactly if I may ask? [gasp ]You brought a mango?>I love mangoes! Give me give me give me give me give me!>Yippee! Thank you! [Munch] delicious!>How am I feeling? Well I am now very happy.>Thank you again for the mango.
>>154151505Coincidentally had a vaguely similar idea recently, but Unreal Gold instead.I'm a weirdo who likes Gold and 3 the most.Either that or something closer to RE 4&5, survival horror with giant enemies with GLOWING weak spots. Not the slop remake of 4 btw.
>>154155871Bless your heart, Yeva.
>>154157218How would anyone get the idea Angel Dust is 12?
>>154155318He doesn't look thrilled, lel
>>154142178That's cute. Now give J her turn.
>>154158150In a cuck chair?
>>154158070He loves doing anything!
>>154158008That's the average age of his victims.
>>154148505>>154146855Tessa became a fry cook in the Solver's mind place and she keeps forgetting the pickles (She ate them)
>>154153782>J is a grown ass woman.How is that a negative?>That said, J's also blackpilled to the point of suicidal depression, so there's that "I can fix her" appeal.Odd, there's an entire subcategory of fanart dedicated to J doing drugs, makes me love her even more, I can physically and mentally fix that bot.
>>154159423Paying J in Fentanyl amd MDMA andInstantly regret it when she starts seeing demons when you're around, rip innards.
>>154155250You'll get the Aussie Sheila Special. A broken bed, broken pelvis, and a kiss in the lips.
>>154160429Besides the pelvis breaking part, good. She definitely has a good amount of Australium in her blood.
>>154158606Anon, please. Poor little J needs her rap tap tap too. She is getting sad.
>>154160721>besides the pelvis breaking partThat's the best part, you pleb. Besides, why do you care? Pelvises grow back.no zey don't
>>154161062A youtuber named Lucahjin (Protonjon’s wife) talk about how she broke her pelvis after getting hit by a car as a child. She was in a wheelchair for a full year and had to have metal pins put into her bones. No other bones heal as slowly as pelvic bones. Besides, if my bones are in that condition, then is my cock still ok?
>>154140631This show is highly satanic because it has robots aka DEMONS, and one is emo aka dEMOn
This is the only cleavage shot of cyntessa in the entire show.
>>154161303For sure the murder drones are demonic looking.I guess you can say they look like fallen angels.
>>154161303Fuck off copyfag.
>>154161447Booba
>>154161447Got to show off the stolen melons at least once, you know?
No one really enjoys /md/ threads anymore. Most of their posters are either gone or lurking, waiting to see if something interesting happens once in a while between the repetitive discussion.There's only so much you can do with OC's before it starts to feel repetitive and boring. They've drifted too far from the show's original setting and Liam kino.
Thanks for keeping us updated, faggot.
>154162349Fuck off, schizo.
>154162349>Things to do away from /md/>1. Think of /md/>2. Talk about /md/>3. Go back to /md/>>154157442>UT GoldEh. I find UT2k4's graphics, gameplay and music much nicer. But if you do all the modeling and importing for Gold then I would be game for a few matches.Imagine the pandemonium if we added the characters from the other Glitch shows into UT and tribalfags took their trolling to the arena.>UT3I played the shit out of UT3 even though I disliked it. I wonder what the initial idea with Kensai was.
>>154159423>How is that a negative?It's not. The negative is that she's a grown-ass woman who still puts her hair into pigtails. Get some fucking reading comprehension.
>>154162818Poor sad little autist, he never recovered from that shitty attempt at getting unbanned.
>>154140679Anon, I open this thread, and this is the first fucking thing I see. You’re a faggot.
Come to think of it, whatever happened to 0ilrig? I know he kept his "Epic 40k Solver War but the humans are O9A neo-Nazi Satanists" green going for a couple posts recently, but where's he at now?
>>154162915Nobody cares dramanigger.
>>154162915Died on the way back to his planet.
>>154162994>AAAAAAGHAGHAGHAGH BAIT BAIT BAIT BAIT BAIT BAIT!Nigger.
>>154162826You don't understand the bigger picture, anon. Those pigtails are handlebar assists when you're fucking the shit outta her for her overtime.
>>154162412>>154162542>>154162818You know I am right.
>>154162907Come on, Uzi. You just gotta rape him first.
>>154163196> threadshitter mexican hands drew this art
>>154163247No idea why you replied to me with this post but I'm just going to assume you're some schizophrenic spammer that's only here to try and derail threads because of some weird grudge you have with someone
>>154163196This is Tessa's belt buckle.
>>154163295Gotta be prepared to fuck the long ship rides away.
>>154161447Good thing we have clearer view of her cyntiddies in the BTS videos
>>154161447>>154163492The most evil thing the Solver did was steal tits.
>>154163566Anything to seduce males.
>>154163492bulge spotted
>>154163082>pic Persecution of dronekind never ends, does it?
>>154163295very sex
>>154164679She has fooled you. Your penis will now explode.
>>154165487I miss the time when we could talk about this Tessa without people going "umm ackshully it was Cyn?"
>>154140631boys are cute
>>154165807>implying the real Tessa wouldn't explode your penisMan up.
>>154140828nahN is attractive because he lacks all the unattractive features of real males (body hair, facial hair, baldness, visible muscles, gross voice, etc)
>>154165872My honest reaction.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=na4GYyJwYjQ
>>154165872>gross voiceanon...who do you think voiced N?
>>154142440Is the writing ass literally because you posted an ass or it's because it's actually ass or terrible enough to call it that?Besides, I thought with all those greentext copypastas it was one of those series with as much theories as a creepypasta by down the rabbit hole or Half-Life 2.*Insert joke on how J is built for shota N or something idk I haven't watched the series*
>>154166145>Besides, I thought with all those greentext copypastas it was one of those series with as much theories as a creepypasta by down the rabbit hole or Half-Life 2.It is. That anon is just trying to be overly cynical. I found the story of MD very engaging and fun, and all the theoryfagging and analysis was fun because the show is extremely show don't tell.
>>154166077as far as male voices go, his voice is pretty okay. it's not incredibly deep and he has a way of speaking that doesn't make me think "dudebro"
>>154161303It's just like the Bible says. It's basically an intergalactic invasion into this space through drones. I-I'm telling ya! It's what all the ancients said, it's what they warned of, it's what we're dealing with. They're semen demons. They're freaking eldritch invaders, okay? I'll just say it, make fun of me all you want on JCJNN or wherever, but everyone already inately knows this. THESE DRONES ARE NOT FREAKING PEOPLE, OKAY?! Cyn is a god damn demon! I'm a pioneer. I'm an explorer. I'm a human and I'm coming.
>>154166145The show is not perfect, but it's pretty decent for what it is. Unfortunately other fags here will label you as a thread boogeyman for daring to point out any of the problems or shortcomings with the writing.
>>154166443No they don't? There's anons that are overly harsh and flame the show, or post horrible takes that people disagree with all the time.But the actual flaws of the show are well accepted by the majority of people that enjoy it. You're just making shit up, or you're posting this because you got BTFO'd in the past.
>>154166381They're putting MURDER DRONES on the EXOPLANETS to turn the fucking HUMAN MEN GAY.
>>154166381>>154166736kek
>>154153191>I just want to be best friends with NSame. I've always imagined that N would be one of the bestest bros one could ever ask for, he would honestly be such a cool guy to hang around and chill with. Also I think Male J is pretty cool too in a sorta edgy way kek I'd love to hang out with him too.
>>154167333Male J is for calling his attempts at being bossy and edgy cute and then watching him quickly lose all confidence.
