>Dario Agger doesn't remember the Gods of Asgard. He doesn't remember what it is about Sigurd Jarlson that…irritates him. But when Dario Agger is irritated — with a man or a god — he has a very simple solution. Murder.>Somewhere in the city, a man with a hammer has nowhere to go but down...
Bump if you're reading.
>>15414300340 thousand honestly sound pretty cheap in today's economy. I mean it's probably not enough for the down payment of the small apartment Sigurd lives in.
>>154142991bump
>>154143080>>154143085KWAB!
>>154143063Dario abuse never fails to amuse me.
>>154142997Seiz is a rather stark shift in art from Ferry's sketchy style>$80,000That feels like Dagger is low-bowling Sigurd here
And that's it. If you liked this, support your LCS or whatever.
>>154143049I see Rick Turk stopped being an actor and decided to become a late-night talk show host>https://marvel.fandom.com/wiki/Rick_Turk_(Earth-616)
>>154143117continues to be a good book
Its a decent Book, nice to know Ewing can still give a damn. You certainly couldn't tell by reading the latest "Venom".
>>154143073>>154143080>>154143085Dying so pathetically against an unpowered man with a cable to trip you on, then dyingKWAB
>>154143596Is he dead? He's mentioned fighting Bill and the Xemnu encounter from Immortal Hulk so he's likely just unconscious.
>>154143643Yeah they have an out, but I'd prefer if he died like this for it being funnier
>>154143098N.... Not you.Yeah I feel confident in saying you don't deserve shit, Donnie.
>>154143643Doesn't really matter anyway, he died in Immortal Thor and was just brought back by an associate.
>>154143643That street is multiversal-level
>>154143003This is like the most reasonable thing Agger has ever done in any book.
>>154143044This pretty much confirms that he sold his soul to Kemur to become a BVLL
>>154143069Yeah I was gonna say, $80k in New York? So a year's rent? And in two installments? I wouldn't even take a job in NYC for $80k, much less a bribe. Maybe if he offered me $80k a year for life.
Translations>>154143068>You're such a sad, little man.>>154143092>Well... I won then. What now?
>>154143896Odin confirms it two pages later >>154143053
>>154142997>>154143003>80kIs Agger a jew or something? This wouldn't be able to by an appartment even in eastern Europe these days.
Can Ewing not ever huff his own farts?
>>154144077>t. Agger Jr.>>154144055>Owner of multibillion dollar jewcorpDid you expect otherwise?
>>154144077>0.01 Roxxcoin has been inserted into your account
>>154143866Yeah but it was bait, if hypothetically Sigurd took it he would simply gloat about how easily bought he was and try to kill him anyway.
>>154143774kek good point
>>154143069>>154143902He said that he would take care of taxes, are you people illiterate?
>>154144220>Yeah but it was baitVegeta = Sigurd
>>154144304That's still not a bribe. That's barely a "the community got together and paid for your medical bill" gesture.
>>154142997>>154143003Agger is so funny, man. 80k after trying to assassinate him 5 times. And not even in 1 payment.>>154143044>>154143053It was pretty obvious back in the first act but Im glad its confirmed anyways.>>154143080For a guy who can tank a punch from Thor that's an underwhelming way to go. My guess is his power level decreased after Kemur died.
>>15414431580k a year, no taxes + he can get a job on his own
>>154144387It's 80k one time.
>>154144391To keep his mouth shut? Dario was really gonna kill him anyway
>>154143063I like how differently Ewing plays the evil billionaire archertype here and in absolute GL. Even when he's being glib and smug, Agger comes off as a lot more dry and joyless than Hammond. >>154144220Funny that despite being Blake's superior he also unknowingly helped with the "he has to betray himself before he dies" game he's been playing with Sigurd.
>>154143080reminder that this guy could walk off Thor punching him across a city, but apparently this is enough to KO him, if not kill him outright
>>154144462>reminder that this guy could walk off Thor punching him across a cityIf by walk off you mean being knocked out then sure
>>154144099Did you expect otherwise?Fair point.
>>154144554He wasn't? He came back several pages later and continued skewering Thor
>>154144099>>154144055>>154144571Fuck off
>>154144597
>>154144635I've read the comic, dumbass, so I know for the fact that 5 pages later Dario came back and continued skewering Thor's ass. Thor God of Thunder #23, look it up.
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>>154144689>I know for the fact that 5 pages later Dario came backHe was out for several minutes aka he was knock out
>>154144756Agger can't fly and it takes time to get back on foot after getting punched out of city's limits
>>154144462anon, Nightwing died by slipping off and snapping his neck on a rock in Injustice, weak points exist for everyone, Agger clearly was not expecting to die, he did anyway
>>154143098Donald's...had a rough life.
>>154143080>>154143085How many times has Dario gotten killed now?>Xemnu vored him>Dr. Skurge (not legally a doctor) played Extreme Chiropractor with him>Sigurd re-enacted the opening of Watchmen with him
>>154144000gratitude!
>>154143049I'm tired of liberals whining about orange man bad
>>154144411Can Agger take Hammond?
>>154144738I hope Enchantress fucks Magni
>>154143117God what a good cover
>>154145496thats not a man that's a bull
>>154145496I don't really see the connection.besides im pretty sure Ewing did all his Trump jokes when he was writing Zombo for 2000AD
>>154143080>>154143085LMAO.
>>154142997>fill in artistfucking hell
>>154145496I understand that Absolute and Ultimates are usually portrayed as "bad orange man" or "bad rich people."But where did they talk about him here?What the guy is saying is the typical way of seeing things: "the people who listened to me and didn't criticize me are the good ones." This applies to orange man or Barack Hussein That kind of thinking is apolitical; it's something that always happens—seeing as good those who listen to you, even if it's just out of morbid curiosity.
>>154143098he looks like Joker and this is annoying me to no end
Just 3 months until 800 issues, 20 years ago milestones issues used to mean a thing.
>>154145926It's as if the Joker had sex with the Riddler and then gouged out the eyes of the unnatural bastard born from that night.
Reminder to read Dario's lines in Ron Pearlman's voice.
>>154143080So Agger is basically a bitch for not just getting up from that shit. His physiology is not really that hurt, he's just laying there cause he's a bitch.
>>154144462Maybe he's still weakened from getting digested.
>>154146389It still could. Clearly this run is leading up to Roxxon finally getting put out of business.
>>154143044Wonder if Xemnu laughs it up about bamboozling Agger so utterly
Meanwhile, Emperor Aquaman delivered the best Thor homage in today's issue.Sadly there is no storytime for this and the previous issue because DC storytime anon went missing after his GPU died
>>154143003>I know how to take care of the I.R.SBullshit
>>154144809If he has the strenght of the Hulk he should be able to get there with a single leap
>>154147114Absurd. Roxxon fills an important ecological niche in superhero stories.
>>154145496>orange man badHe's a convicted rapist and possibly even a pedophile. I also like how Ewing uses Dario as a personification of the inhumanity of billionaires and criticizes the ease with which they can rehabilitate themselves in the public eye thanks to media control, and your first thought is Trump.
>>154143098FinallyThe confrontation written by someone who understands who Donald is and the hat he has been subject to. I imagine this will end in a very unexpected way.
>>154143085>>154143098>The shadow selfOh no>http://youtube.com/watch?v=qnp6nM1q0jc
>>154143003really? a year's salary for a low-med level job? in nyc that wont even last the yearcheap fucking bull
>>154148106Going by Dario's word here and in Immortal Hulk, he seems kinda surprised he has not gotten any comeuppance from the world yet he does truly think the world revolves around him and that he will always face zero consequences of his actions
>>154150502There's always some self awareness, otherwise there would never be the pathetic scrambling from the richest people in the world to have the little people think they're cool. No pretensions to greatness. No having interns inflate your gamer score.Dario is giant bull monster. He's heard this sort of thing before. So he's aware of the dynamic, of how a lot of people think things are supposed to work. And believes they are, of course, wrong.
>>154145496Orange man is in fact bad
>>154147160Wonder if agger will have xemnu strung up in his office one day when he gets him
>>154143085How can someone who survives heavy hitters get taken out by a fall from a building?
>>154154589His Patron god is dead and he clearly did not expect to be taken out like that
>>154153605>Implying Xemnu wouldn't just humble him again
>>154145496Good
>>154147981No one has the strength of the Hulk on Marvel Earth though.
>>154143098Man, I really hope Donald just becomes a normal person with a nice, quiet life.
>>154156501But that would be a boring comic.
>>154147996The bad guys have to lose eventually, or the stories are pointless.
>>154150502He's a blowhard. He knows not to piss off the kinds of superheroes who wouldn't give a fuck to put a rather permanent end to him, as much as a being like him can be ended. He doesn't want to get Madelyne Pryor on his case. Or even a non-supernatural mutant like Emma Frost who could severely fuck him up if she wanted.
>>154146538I read them in the voice of Penn Jillette.
>>154156967Agger has gone up against Thor and Hulk. I wouldn't really call either of these heroes restrained when it comes to trying to find permanent solutions to villains.Tony would be a kinda intersting to see how he deals with Agger.
>>154157641>ThorWho? You mean Beta Ray Bill, right?
>>154156967Marvel normie zeitgeist is to always hate muties so Roxxon wouldn't get singled out by them even if they don't moderate anti-mutant sentiment in social media because everyone does shit like that. Dario would get singled out if he started specific anti-mutant operations but so far he hasn't.
>>154157968yes
Seeing the announcement by Rebellion reprinting Thunderbolt Jaxon makes me wonder what Ewing's inspirations for Mortal Thor.
>>154154589If you haven't noticed this whole run is about Thor's rogue gallery, who have given issues to fully powered or even Odinpowered Thor, jobbing to a normal dude with a hammer in a plethora of implausible ways that make one wonder how they would trouble even someone like Spider-Man, let alone Thor
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>>154161531Has DWJ said if he would do more Marvel work or not?He's not doing Transformers anymore, so his schedule is more open now
>>154145496It's lazy.
