Who would you genuinely marry if you could yoink her out of the screen?I think I'm going with Velma; I can see us being a functional couple, she's smart but not annoying about it and would be pretty interesting, in mystery inc she's definitely wife material and its shaggy who's just not interestedAnyways, who would you pick? Assume money is not a problem and you can move anywhere if need be
>>154149662Any one of these fine ladies. Realistically though it’s Meg, she’s the most like the kind of women I’m attracted to irl
>>154150516Hot take but 3x3s really watered down the word "waifu" and helped push the idea that it just means "fictional character I would fuck" and not "fictional character I am genuinely in love with"
Too bad she's already taken and has children, which makes it even hotter
>>154150612I can see that yeah. For me though it’s more like “These are fictional characters with traits I find attractive in women” instead of actually being about them specifically if that makes sense
>>154150633If she divorces for any reason she'll be her submissive version: a single mom>>154151672she would probably be doting if you can provide for her
>>154151672Chel is good.
>>154149662Starfire, of course.
>>154150612>584.1 GBs of KevinChrist
>>154149662>VelmaI never got why people wanted to fuck her.Lois Griffin, Frankie Foster, Ragatha... I have a thing for redheads.
>>154149662What do you think about your waifu being portrayed as an obnoxious pajeet in the Velma show that everyone hated?
>>154153156The foremost issue with that show is that they made her fucking Indian
>>154152150Because some of us are attracted to thick mousy brunettes with glasses and enough intelligence to get a phD.
Lapis is my spirit animal. Pearl may be my favorite character because of her arc, but I love torturing Lapis with the experiences that I've been through. I want to fall into existential crisis with her and never climb out.
>>154150612True. Eventually you end up with characters that are just space fillers which undermines the point. Even more so when it becomes 6x6s or whatever.
>>154153156See the thing is, I would need to watch it for the show to ruin her for me. Its very easy not to do that.>>154153534shame we dont get any more of this flavor of beast-folk. Not covered in fur so she wouldnt smell like wet dog...but animalistic enough to enter heat.
I'd marry Jessica. She earns enough money singing that I could be a stay-at-home husband.The sex is just a bonus.
>>154154321I don't know anon, it may be all the ntr I jerked off to...but I would worry about a nigger going ape on her, I mean I can probably kill him and not go to jail, but still...
>>154149662I know she's got another thread up right now, but Princess Bubblegum never lets me down with her looks and high intelligence.
>>154152150She's just a capable woman who is not insufferable (something that is rare like diamonds), I just think she would be good company in everyday stuff like sharing tea or watching a movie. She would probably work as a high ranking investigator or maybe in science, which is coolHayley Smith is a second choice
>>154149662Velma is a great choice. She would totally be cool to settle down with and be a sexy MILF.For me, my choice would definitely be Squirrel Girl. Besides being nerdy like Velma (which is awesome), I have no fear of her having powers because she always deals with small scale stuff, And if some big stuff does happen, she's unbeatable. If she can take down Dr. Doom, she can do anything.She's also... you know. Hot.
>>154153534I love a woman who knows how to take charge
Penny!The combination of her sweet heartedness, military formalities, intelligence, and the surprisingly cheeky part of her just makes so amazing. I want to give her the best life and romance possible, too bad she's fated for loss, pain, and death>>154152008her animated counterpart is lovable but the OG comic starfire does something to me more than that version of her
>>154154387What the fuck are you talking about
>>154152150>I never got why people wanted to fuck her.Smart, thicc, short
my waifu? I've got to go with my OC, Rinren Chan.
damn. you guys have some tricked out waifus.
>>154154928It's some half retarded street shitter. Theyll pop in and randomly toss in stupid shit like this. Ignore it.
>>154150516>PaigeBased /co/gram
Huh. You know when you put it to a question I don’t think I’d actually marry anyone. I’ve gotten too used to being content alone. I’d fuck some people but I don’t really feel love for any of them. I don’t love myself either really but that’s getting /adv/ mood so whatever.
>>154149662so many BROWN FAGGOTS whose waifus are older married women from kids shows/ macfarlane show or some childhood crush from 30 years agonotice how all the art they repost , the women all are exaggarated and bimbo shaped fanartinstead of the realistic proportions or a screenshot from the media they are fromwhat kind of waifuism is this? favourite jerk off character? what a watered term this is nowi have spend so much money on merch of my waifu and commissions of herhow can you sayYOU LOVE your waifu yet you can't even stand to look at her when she is not build like some hyper fetishized bimboAt this point this is just mental illness and severe porn addictionWhen your relationship is build on lust it quickly is brought down by more lustrelationship build on compassion lasts an life timeyou niggas need to read the bible to help with your porn addictiont. mentally ill asexual man who is in love with barbara gordon
For me, it's Helga G. Pataki.Like, hear me out... It's not a pedo thing. It's so clear the kind of woman she'd grow into: Thoughtful, devoted, intensely intelligent, creative, driven, and smart as fuck. It would be an incredible challenge to be her guy, because you couldn't get away with ANYTHING, and she would always try to be right. Goddamn, it would all be rewarding.But, I'm not Arnold, no none of it matters. I'll just creep on her with Brainy.
Her! Ragatha!
>>154156024I want to respect you, i do believe you have a point, the issue is... nigga it's a hey arnold character ... they all ugly as fuck.
>>154149662Kit Bodega. No hesitation.
>>154156054Apologize
>>154149662My little angel means the world to me. I genuinely don't know where I'd be without him>>154150612Actual facts. Maybe I'm too much of a purist but I don't understand poly/haremfags. That's just not what waifu means, especially when it's used plurally. It's 'waifu for laifu' after all
>>154156263it's just gooners with severe porn addictionthey have never felt love from anybody that's why they equal it to their porn becuase their brains are warped so they equal sexual love to romantic lovetahts also why you see so many "waifu" fags post borderline porn when discussing their waifu becuase for them it's all the same
Trudy X, Monique Dupree, Rogue (Evolution)
>>154156024We are brothers now. You took the words right from my mouth.
>>154155915What can I say? She’s the best
>>154157153>matching tattoosnever going to make it
>>154149662>Who would you genuinely marry if you could yoink her out of the screen?Jinx. It's my fantasy to marry her in an abandoned Gothic cathedral that's been covered in neon and LED lights, glow-in-the-dark graffiti, and creepy children's toys.>VelmaI never thought much of either Velma or Daphne when I watched Scooby Doo back in the day. What about her appeals to you besides her smarts?>>154153534God, I love Treasure Planet. I watched it so many times as a kid. It's a shame that Amelia doesn't get talked about more often, however. She's attractive, smart, sophisticated and capable. I'd put her above most other female Disney characters, honestly.
>>154152008I prefer Starfire when shes 6' tall with 5' of hair.
>>154159351good
>>154159335Sort of off topic but Treasure Planet is itself a treasure. All the characters, especially Amelia is a lot of fun. Gotta do a rewatchAlso her doing that cat screech as she jumps in her interdiction was nice attention to detail imo
>>154154285>character's entire appeal is being a sticc>make her thiccBro, wtf are you doing? And I say this as someone who unironically loves obese pigs.
>>154149662Jessica Rabbit. I'm funny so she'd stay loyal and the rest is obvious.
>>154152150>I never got why people wanted to fuck her.Attainability. She's a chubby nerd. There's a kind of dork who's such a failure he can't even fantasize about Daphne.
>>154149662Zhu Li Moon is super cute, super competent, and utterly loyal. Korra may have squandered the fuck out of it's potential, but I still say the concept had massive potential. "Late 19th/early 20th century gilded age / era of revolutions in ATLA-verse" should have been a slam dunk and I'm still sour that they fumbled it so hard.
>>154162254I can't even fantasize about Velma anymore
I'd marry her , kiss her, snuggle her, and breed her over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over while holding her hands and telling her how much I love her
>>154162237Tell us a joke then Mr. Funny Guy
>>154152150I like that Stewie is just there like >you sicken me
>>154156010Have sex
I haven't drawn my adult Tommy in so long..>>154163187>>154159335Based Lenibro and Jinxbro as always
>>154162944Korra's problem was that the side cast had not 1/10 the quality of ATLA
Kikimora from the owl house my belovedAll she ever really needed was somebody in her corner that didn't treat her like shit and somebody that actually loves and values her where which i would do in spadesShes not textbook wife material but i feel like she would reciprocate and appreciate me the same way i would do for her and beside who doesn't want a cute demon wife around you 24/7 (I am actively praying for atleast a single panel cameo in the new comic)
It's a controversial opinion, I know.But I think it could work if I give her a stable life and help her take her medication.
>>154149662for sure
>>154159335I have nothing but pity for Jinxfags after every LoL adjacent media basically forces her to be with Ekko.
>>154163187Unfathomably based.>>154165225Panda is such a good character when you look past her awesome tits. I appreciate how, in spite of her troubled upbringing, she's a cunning girl with a sharp wit. It gives me the impression that she's more knowledgeable about things than her age and appearance would imply. Combine that with her exceptional talent with firearms and her daddy issues, she begins to remind me of a certain someone I know and love very much.>But I think it could work if I give her a stable life and help her take her medication.She wants to be a body bagger just like her dad, though. Would you take her away from that?>>154165858I have ignore Timebomb and Timebombers for the sake of my own sanity. Ekko was always a character I disliked, even before Arcane, and seeing Jinx's character be reduced whenever she's paired with that insufferable Gary Stu genuinely pisses me off.
>>154166022*have to ignore
would.
>>154166022>She wants to be a body bagger just like her dad, though. Would you take her away from that?I suppose I would have to support her, but I would insist that she not bring work home; obviously, I would hide weapons all over the house in case of emergency.
>>154166226I don't know, both seem to have too many problems with perfection that they first need to resolve.
>write big post>power goes outI guess I'll return later then... love your waifu anons
>>154167402It's a damn shame we haven't gotten to see her or the other girls feet
>>154168378The girls in that show or the girls itt?
>>154168497In that show
>>154150612nothing wrong with that
>>154168835t. haremfag
>>154169067Anon's got a type
I've just been so attached to her ever since I discovered her on a thread years and years ago. No girl has ever touched my heart like she has.>>154163187That's so based Lenifriend>>154163984Wearing a wedding ring with waifu!
Waifu eats your french fries
>>154171321I can't remember the last time I had french fries
>>154149662Hot amazone princess
>>154168378That wasn't important to the plot.
>>154171368It was important to me damnit!
>>154166240That's sensible. I hope you're ready for her to not listen as she ends up bringing work home regardless.>>154171321They're her French fries now.
>>154171998Great image
>>154171998kill yourself
FUCK your waifu
>>154173149Isn't that the idea?
>>154149662My exotic alien wife, forever and always.
>>154154557Ppl are gonna call me weird for this but despite the ugly artstyle I fell in love with her because of Unbeatable
>>154169067>>154169381I'm not really sure what kind of girl Anon likes.
>>154172274I have more where that came from. Gotta make sure she's had a good meal.>>154172345Someone forgot to say the magic word.>>154173403Good to see you again, Ahsokabro. I've been meaning to rewatch TCW after all these years. She really is something, huh?
>>154171321Does she eat all of them, most of them or just a couple? Because those are all different scenarios.
>>154149662Elsa, always and forever. I genuinely love who she is and want nothing more than to support her and to be supported by her!
I love my goth, middle aged, Mandalorian wife
>>154149662The two of them for life. All three of us are smelly manchildren who solely function on junkfood and comic books, plus we all consider the word "job" to be a racial slur
>>154163224Sure. Are you ready for the most awesome joke to end all jokes? Well here it goes.32167
>>154175582Fuck… that’s good
Read her first run when it was coming out over a decade ago. Loved my Pakistani goofball ever since. I'd marry her and treat her right, protecting her from the X-Men's drama.
Sadly, GR15 prohibits me from posting her.
>>154177109Good
>>154171330Me to but I’m more of an onion ring guy myself. I wouldn’t mind if Meg stole either my onion rings or my fries
>>154177402No, not good. It is pointless.
>>154176340>protecting her from the X-Men's drama.very late, MUAHAHAHAHA!
>>154177420Has Meg ever even been exposed to fried food? Better hope she doesn't like it too much anon or your going from Meg to Mega.
>>154178663Well, Ancient Greek food did include pan-fried fish and dough in olive oil, and there was a recipe for deep-fried chicken in a Roman cook book dating back to 5th century BC
>>154149662
>>154179343She is a criminal who never paid for her crimes.
>>154179552What’re you a cop? Let the man date the fox
It's hot outside, does your waifu wanna go to the beach?
>>154181749Sure. I burn too easily, so I'll just sit under an umbrella with a good book for most of the time.
>>154181749Yes
>>154149662Raggy
>>154150612true.
>>154150612This is not a hot take by any capacity.
