Just marathoned this now that it's on streaming, what did I think of it?
You tell me
>>154152116Ok, you thought Mabel was kind of annoying and the movie was probably half an hour too long.
>>154152165Not true because I didn't watch it
>>154152102How do you marathon a single movie? Do you normally watch movies in eight separate sittings or something?
>>154152256Kids these days can't watch anything longer than a TikTok clip.
The fact that you think it's exceptional that you watched a single movie in one sitting instead of constantly pausing it to jerk off, watch reels, and listen to songs... and you call watching a movie in one sitting "marathoning"... I actually want to beat the shit out of you. It pisses me off so much. Try to focus more. It's not good that you're like this. You're meant to watch a movie in one sitting.
>>154152256>>154152405Guys, it's a fucking /tv/ meme. Get with the times.
>>154152102How do you marathon a movie?
>>154153298You watch the entire thing in one go, duh.
>>154153323That's not a marathon that's watching a movie
>>154152102Do people really ship Mabel with Jerry
>>154152417This isn't /tv/.
>>154153393Yes. but only human Jerry and beaver Mabel
>>154152102You watched all 90 minutes of it and when it was over, you said “shit!”
You thought she was cute.
>>154152102>First watchable Pixar movie in a while that kept the therapy shit to a minimum >Absolutely zero toys and marketable plushiesDisney's genuinely retarded
>>154152102I haven't watched a single Disney movie since the first zoophilia movie, is that any good?
>>154152417Yeah, but how do you marathon a movie?
I oughta give this a rewatch but in its proper format, I still have the cropped aspect ratio version from when it first leaked. Overall pretty good I give it a 7.5/10
>>154152102It was alright. Kinda boring, but it had some good moments.
>>154154358still do
>>154152102what a garbage ending, this shit would be like remy going back to living in the sewers with his family at the end of ratatouille instead of opening a bistro
>>154152102It was fine, just incredibly unambitious, which has been the fatal flaw of most of Pixars recent output, but it was particularly noticeable here. It definitely had potential, but it just didn't go anywhere interesting unfortunately.
>>154153393of course they do, where have you beenthey're enemies that hate each other. Obviously they need to hate-fuck. Mabel has likely never had sex with a real man, only stoner college students, and Jerry hasn't had luck with women in 15+ years, having been dedicated to his career. He spends his nights masturbating alone.After he spends the day cleaning the creek up with Mabel, he volunteers to drive her back to her place. On the way, she mentions she's starving. He offers to cook her dinner, it's the least he can do. Internally, he's freaking out, scared that he's crossed a line, but Mabel takes him up on it. They go back to his place, his mother is already fast asleep in front of Jeopardy, so he makes her the most delicious Italian carbonara she's ever had. He breaks out the wine, which he says is traditional for a meal like that, and after polishing the bottle off, they reach common ground: Jerry understands the value of the natural wildlife, Mabel realizes that they need to court lobbyists to get anything done. Mabel is about to leave when Jerry tries to express how sorry he is for all of this, and Mabel battles with herself for a moment before putting her hand on his chest, and slipping her fingers in between the buttons. Jerry doesn't even register what's happening at first, until she hangs her jacket up again.... and they quietly run to his bedroom, where they strip off in record speed and Jerry, having not seen a real naked woman in so long, can't stop himself from immediately ravishing whatever he can get his mouth on. Mabel hasn't ever seen a dick that strong before. She's got one of the condoms they hand out at the college campus in her bag somewhere, and so they fuck for an hour at least back and forth trying not to wake his mother. 3 orgasms later, she goes "You're driving me home after this, I am not doing a walk of shame" "we should probably continue our strategizing proposals..." "friday after 5?" "I can pick you up" and that's that
>>154157855>She's got one of the condomsterrible.stopped reading here
>>154153393white male/japanese female is the purest form of love after white male/japanese "male"
>>154157986John and Yoko show otherwise.
>>154153408Based
>>154152102I liked it. I liked how far they leaned into body horror towards the end.
>>154158039Yoko was clearly zainichi Korean.
>>154152102How tf am I supposed to know
>>154158868this, the eyes are a dead giveaway
>>154153393It's the only thing people will remember this movie for
It was better than Goat
Cute critters show. Enjoyable romp.
>>154152102>hears "Marathoning a single movie">gets Thanksgiving and Iron Giant flashbacks anyways, don't care. post more nude edits of the asian freckled messy haired chick.
>>154152102Asian girl and White man sex
>>154159934This
>>154157970If they don't have a condom then you can't have the condom break.
>>154154666Disney doesn't give Pixar that stuff unless it's like Cars or TS related. None of their Covid era stuff got much, same goes for Elio.
>>154154666We know that, satan.
