Discuss South Park here as it relates to the franchise's future and what characters or episodes you likeShare whatever hot takes or unpopular opinions you have about the showYou can also share whatever headcanons or theories you haveCheck out the drawthreads at /co/ and share whatever you may have made there over here as it relates to South ParkJoin AO3 if you are interested in becoming fanfic writer, AO3 could use more good South Park fanficsIf you want, you can share your episode ideas with South Park Studios or use them to create your own fanficsSouth Park Help Center:https://viacom.helpshift.com/hc/en/79-south-park/contact-us/?han=1&hpn=1&p=web&hbhf=1Comedy Central Contact Page:https://southpark.cc.com/legal/z67g4e/contact-usSouth Park Studios12910 Culver Blvd, Suite ALos Angeles, CA 90066South Park Studios:1515 Broadway, 51st FloorNew York, NY 10036Contact THQ Nordic:https://thqnordic.com/company/contactTHQ Nordic GmbHLandstrasser Hauptstraße 1/231030 Vienna, AustriaEven if you feel there can't be anything done about the show and it's a zombie franchise now, I think we need to at least let them know how we feel about the direction of the show. We do that by sending them tons of feedback and tons of letters. I advise that we be respectfulI want to propose this to Trey and MattHear what the fans have to say about the show as it relates to its direction. OP wants certain characters to be relevant again like Heidi Turner. Hear our episode ideas. Many of us want you guys to have the show go on for at least a few more seasons and then retire it for good. Have South Park end on a good note. Then South Park can live on through fanart, fanfics, and fanmade animation projectsRegardless of what happens to the show, South Park shall continue to live on through fanmade projectsPrevious Thread:>>154015483
>>154153322Share any interesting fanart or fanfics if you have anyHere's an example of a fanfic:https://m.fanfiction.net/s/4911725/1/Shame-On-Me
>>154153348That's an old Heiman fanfic called “Shame On Me” and it was published in 2009 by Tattooed in My Mind. It’s about Heidi being interested in Cartman and not caring that he’s racist and bigotedI want to show South Park Studios how much potential Heidi has as a character
>>154153322More toxic yuri
>>154153322>Didn’t deserve to get shafted
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>>154153322>TFW Butters pulls a villain baddie
best boy>captcha is six pointed starseven 4chan agrees with me
>>154153981Did Kyle get a girl to fuck/hatefuck?
My boi Stanley
I headcanon that Mr. Mackey still thinks about her now and then.
Theory on Scott Malkinson:Scott has internalized that his lisp and diabetes are his entire identity. This leads to self-destructive or overly eager behavior, like assuming any girl with diabetes (e.g., Sophie Gray) is “meant” for him. A common theory is that this stems from chronic ostracism and parental neglect, contributing to anxiety, depression, and low self-worth.I headcanon that Scott Malkinson is creative and likes art and graphic design. He also likes rock and roll music from the 80’s and likes to binge-watch old tv shows.
>>154154912Well boys this has been real educational an’ allBut now let’s part with that ol’ EA sports sayin’Get the fuck outta my buildin’
>>154153322Hot take:Forget Trump and forget Randy as wellI’d rather make Professor Chaos the main character for a season
They NEED to address the situation in Belfast but the wont because they are COWARDS
>>154153322>Contact THQ NordicLet them know we want this game to be official.
>>154155500>Whi*te "people" persecuting minorities Nah, they'll
>>154155500if they did they would just make some dumb point about how actchually 99.999% of refugees are better people than anyone else because they're sad and oppressed
>>154153322South Park should stop relying on political gags and start developing well-constructed storylines like Heidi and Cartman's arc. Honestly, that was the last season of the show I enjoyed. I know South Park has always referenced popular topics, but come on there really isn't a subtrama that's interesting or contributes anything beyond showcasing current events and grabbing easy attention from people (67 episode)
>>154154741This is literally canon
>>154155112Does he get a baddie villain working beside him?
*sighs* I wish that was my penis Tweek lovingly nuzzle
>>154157222Ew
>>154157210YeahGeneral Disarray or Changeling Red
>>154153322>”NOW GO OUT THERE AND MAKE ME SOME GODDAMN MONEY, HA-HA!”An episode with him as the main villain again. Show how he has acquired 21st Century Fox, Lucasfilm, Marvel Entertainment, Pixar Animation Studios, Hulu, and Epic Games. Also show how ESPN is majority-owned by him and the Disney company.
>>154157765>”Mr. Mouse, my Star Wars and Marvel movies are full of girl bosses.”>”Sounds to me like we got a problem here, HA-HA!”
>>154157786Modern Cartman would embrace the movies being full of girl bosses and Butters would reject them
>>154157822This is crazy accurate. Cartman said "Wailing on woke stuff is pretty lazy, too."Butters is, has been, and will only be a misogynist. Only thing he'll tolerate is if the girlboss was a villain. Oh, wait...
>>154153322I headcanon that he still likes to troll people from time to time
>>154158732TotallyI can see him getting online right now and harassing many famous people as we speak
>>154158732>>154158763>Posts an image of a penis going inside Alyssa Milano's mouthhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDI-AdnIK08&list=RDbDI-AdnIK08&start_radio=1
>>154015779>>154016025>>154016316>>154017685>>154015483>>154018387From the previous thread.
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>>154153322>>154153348>South Park co's unofficial mascot
>>154154834what in 00s yaoi
>>154157717Does he get with her eventually?
>>154159370Yes
>>154159138Kewl.
>Pretending to act confused at the idea of Roe v Wade jokes This was a flag that Matt and Trey were here
>>154160201There's something else suggesting they're in these threads
>>154160560>>154017786This seems like a Trey or Matt post
>>154160560The posts glazing Kyle could be Matt StoneThere was an anon in the previous thread that wants Cartman and Kyle to have their own girlfriends. Someone responded by saying to canonize Kyman. That had to be Trey Parker
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>>154160700Nah, Matt and Trey LOVE politisperging, dude.>>154160760The Kyle glazer is a pedo who's been here for a while
>>154159486>Professor Chaos gets to hatefuck shapeshifter ass
>>154153322Sending them ideas like this will only piss them off or result in them endlessly ignoring/mocking you
>>154161114Ok, the last one was me
>>154161069Meant to say >>154161336
>>154153322Wendy Villain arc
>>154162393I'm actually rooting for Randy here
>>154153322There was alot of great moments in Season 27 and 28, especially good satire. Too bad they decided to fixate on Trump for a year. I thought PC Prinicipal using Christianity to bully people was accurate to how nu-Christian people act.
>>154163534I wish they did more with PC Principal
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>>154157222I bet Tweek nuzzles Craig's penis like that after he locks it in chastity and cucks him with every boy in south park
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XSDNYrEL8SU
>>154153322I really want to say 'More Butters brap-rape!" but these threads are just so sad.
>>154160700It's their way of saying they write off any idea that they can't incorporate Trump into or make him the focus of
>>154160760>The posts glazing Kyle could be Matt Stone i am not matt stonei am better than matt stone>>154161114>The Kyle glazer is a pedo who's been here for a whilei'm not a pedo either. i only like cartoons
>>154165173You hated PC Kyle. You are a pedo
>>154165096You're an annoying faggot and no one in these threads liked you
>>154165375yeah i hate middle aged ugly old men, deal with iti only like cartoon boys
>>154165146They already said this in interviews, this isn't surprising
>>154165516Ok.Pedo
>>154166236>another old man seething because i don't find him attractivemany such cases
>>154166376What about an old woman?
>>154166672less disgusting than an old man but still disgusting
>>154166854You have shitty taste
Professor Chaos needs to recruit more girls. Would be funny having a misogynisy have a girl group.Can either see Butters genuinely respecting them or treating it like a harem.
>>154167009why does it upset people that i find the middle-aged ugly? how does it affect you?
>>154167173Because I wanna fuck them
Sex
Is AI finally good at writing COMEDY? something this generation is incapable of. I guess I should ask this inside a fanfic/character AI specific thread instead.
>>154155517And it has to be "Onry fo Praystation"
>>154168279It's better than South Park
>>154167317okay and how does me not finding them attractive stop you from wanting to do that?
>>154153322>Contact THQ NordicAn Eric Cartman game that not only retcons certain events in the show’s canon we don’t like, like how Samurai Jack: Battle Through Time does for its respective franchise.But also an Eric Cartman game that has multiple what ifs and multiple endings like Spider-Man: Web of Shadows.
>>154170622Cartman’s CEO future
>>154170622>>154171012Rabbi Cartman ending
>>154170622>>154171012>>154171029Cartman’s bad ending
>>154170622>>154171012>>154171029>>154171043Cartman’s future if Hillary won that election
>>154171012>Cartman's CEO futureBest ending>>154171029>Rabbi Cartman endingDecent ending (albeit others suffer in that timeline)>>154171043>Cartman's bad endingWorst ending>>154171053>Cartman's future if Hillary won that electionGood ending (albeit Cartman being submissive)
>>154171029Hot take: I like this design for Rabbi Cartman better
>>154169891Because I wanna troll you
>>154171156>der Drumpfenparken undingCartman is taken to Epstein's island by Drumpf and then sold as a sex slave to the Irannies to reopen the strait
>>154170622The Cartman gets stuck in a future with an atheist cult started by Mrs. Garrison and Mr. Dawkins ending
>>154171241Fuck you
>>154171012>>154171156what about mechanic Cartman
>>154171287Mid ending
I can see what Butters saw in Red
>>154171156I'll take the Hillary one
I want Wendy to be more flawed.
>>154153409The JohnV guy also saw her as some spoiled catty bitch acting out due to trauma over Cartman killing her dad in "Probably", which could've been interesting had they kept who her parents originally were.
>>154171156>Good ending (albeit Cartman being submissive)Best ending actually. Who cares about Cartman being submissive, she’s a good girl. You also wouldn’t have South Park constantly shoving the orange man down our throats 24/7>>154171653Same
>>154171053>>154171156>>154173258The TRUE BEST ending
>>154173451>Owning Casa BonitaThat's basically Trey Parker IRL
>>154172727That would've been cooler.>>154173258Who wouldn't submit to a cute, kind girl?
Why did they break them up?
>>154173258Gamergate helped Trump win that electionGamergate became a big deal in the first place because of Anita Sarkeesian and Zoe Quinn
>>154175033Good God, this all goes back to GamergateIf Gamergate never happened, Hillary would likely win that electionThat means no toxic relationship slop in season 21. Even if Heiman flames out, the break-up wouldn’t be historically toxic and they would still possibly have an on-and-off relationship like Stendy.Cartman continues to either be a decent boyfriend or Heidi goes back to being irrelevant. Even if Heidi goes back to being irrelevant, fans wouldn’t be constantly crying online and wouldn’t be going “Where’s Heidi” as much because the relationship wouldn’t ever get historically toxic and used as an allegory for Trump and his supporters to begin with.You also wouldn’t have Tumblr users or video essay slop channels like Blooms trying to analyze what went wrong in Cartman and Heidi’s relationship. You wouldn’t have Heidi anons sperging out thousands of posts talking about how their Irish queen was done dirty by Trey and Matt because they would find something else to do with their time.Also, if it wasn’t for Gamergate, male characters like Kratos wouldn’t get castrated and then replaced by females. The gaming industry would still have its issues but would be less shitty than it is right now. American males in the US may also not be as single as they are right now.
>>154175503>In the Cartman video game, Cartman as the Coon shall go back in time and stop Gamergate from happening which leads to him getting the “If Hillary won that election” ending
>>154175503>>154175646And Wendy would replace Butters at the bus stop!
>>154171187Same
Can someone copy-paste the text from the last thread?
>>154176545Sure, but which parts exactly?
>>1541765The first part of the main 4's story and the Craig's gang subplot
The bus stop stood in the usual spot on a crisp, snowy Colorado morning, the kind where your breath fogged up like you were smoking weed even if you weren’t. Stan, Kyle, Cartman, and Kenny shuffled in place, hands jammed in their pockets, waiting for the yellow piece of shit that was their school bus.“Dude, this sucks,” Stan said, kicking at a chunk of ice. “My dad’s making me eat those stupid fiber bars again. I feel like I’m gonna crap out a log the size of a baseball bat.”Kyle adjusted his hat. “Maybe if you didn’t eat so much junk, your dad wouldn’t—”“Shut up, Kyle, you stupid Jew,” Cartman snapped, his fat cheeks jiggling as he smirked. “Nobody cares about your hippie tree-hugging fiber crap. My mom made me Cheesy Poofs for breakfast. That’s real nutrition, you guys. Not like your family’s gross kosher rabbit food. Heh-heh, I bet your mom serves matzah balls that taste like my balls.”Kyle rolled his eyes. “You’re such an asshole, Cartman.”Kenny pulled his orange hood tighter, his voice coming out all muffled and raspy. “Mmmph mmph mmm! (Titties are better than fiber bars, dude. Big bouncy ones like Ms. Cartman’s.)”Cartman spun around. “What the hell did you say, Kenny? My mom doesn’t have big bouncy—hey, wait a minute…”Stan and Kyle both groaned.“You guys are all pervs,” Stan muttered.The bus rumbled up the hill in the distance, exhaust puffing into the cold air like it was late for its own funeral. Kenny shrugged under his parka.“Mmmph mmph.” (Worth it.)
>>154165391>>154153322>>154153747>>154153864>>154153876More Butters brap-rape!
>>154176691South Park - Subplot: “Craig’s Guinea Pig Empire”[Scene: The school playground after lunch. Craig, Tweek, Token, Clyde, and Jimmy are standing in their usual spot by the flagpole, looking bored. Craig is holding Stripe the guinea pig like it’s a football.]Craig: (deadpan) Whatever. I’m telling you guys, Stripe is the smartest animal in South Park. He figured out how to open his cage again last night. He’s evolving.Tweek: GAH! What if he evolves into a monster?! What if all the guinea pigs rise up and make us their slaves?! We’d have to run coffee shops for rodents!Clyde: Dude, that’d actually be kind of badass. Free nachos every time you refill the water bottle.Token: You guys are missing the point. If Stripe is really that smart, we could monetize this. My dad says the key to success is intellectual property. We train guinea pigs to do tricks on TikTok and sell merch.Jimmy: H-hey, g-great idea! We c-could call it… Guinea G-Gang! Or C-Craigslist… wait, that’s already a thing.[Cut to montage set to obnoxious ukulele music. The gang is in Craig’s basement. They’ve built a tiny obstacle course out of cereal boxes and Hot Wheels tracks. Stripe just sits there. Other guinea pigs (they bought ten more) are pooping everywhere.]Craig: Okay, new plan. We’re not doing cute tricks. We’re doing psychological warfare. Stripe, stare directly into the camera and judge them.[Stripe stares blankly. It’s weirdly effective.]Tweek: He’s doing it! He’s doing the thing! AHH! I feel inadequate!Clyde: We could use this to take down Cartman. Imagine Stripe in his room at 3 a.m. just… staring.
>>154176691>>154176722Thanks!
>>154176722[Cut to the next day. Stan, Kyle, Cartman, and Kenny walk by the playground. Cartman is eating Cheesy Poofs.]Cartman: What the hell is this? You guys playing with rats now? Lame.Craig: They’re guinea pigs, fatass. And they’re about to become South Park’s new dominant species.Token: We’re launching GuineaCoin. It’s like Bitcoin but it runs on cuteness and existential dread. One Stripe = ten thousand GuineaCoin.Kyle: You’re all going to get scammed by your own pets. Again.Tweek: We’re not getting scammed! We’re the scammers! GAH! Wait, that sounds bad. But also good? I don’t know anymore![Montage: The gang tries to hype GuineaCoin at school. They make a terrible logo (Stripe wearing sunglasses). Butters accidentally invests his allowance. Cartman tries to muscle in and starts his own rival coin: “Cheesy Poofium.”]Clyde: (filming on his phone) And here’s Stripe doing his signature move— the “I don’t care” shrug. Buy now or he’ll judge you forever.[Cut to the climax: The guinea pigs escape during recess. Chaos ensues. They swarm the cafeteria. Principal Victoria tries to break it up but gets overwhelmed by tiny squeaking furballs.]Principal Victoria: Are you sher this is ihncloosive? Don’tcha know ROH-dents have-ta FAH-lo the same rules as ev-ry-wun eltz?Craig: (watching the mayhem with zero emotion) Stripe has chosen violence. I respect it.Token: So… GuineaCoin is now backed by real-world terror. That’s probably good for the price, right?Jimmy: W-we’re all g-gonna get s-suspended… but at least we’ll be r-rich in g-guinea pig dollars.
>>154176861>Replaced PC Principal in script with Principal Victoria
>>154176861[Final scene: After school. The gang sits on the curb. Most of the guinea pigs have been rounded up, except Stripe, who is sitting on Craig’s shoulder like a tiny mafia don.]Tweek: So… same time tomorrow? We could try hamsters next. Or… or squirrels. Squirrels are crazy!Craig: Whatever. Stripe says we’re going international. He wants to take down the Chinese pet market.Clyde: Hell yeah. Guinea Pig Empire.Token: I’m telling my dad I’m an entrepreneur now.[They all fist bump (except Craig, who just holds up two fingers in a lazy peace sign). Stripe squeaks once. Fade out on Stripe’s dead-eyed stare directly into camera.]End Subplot.
>>154176697Kill yourself
>>154176874Thank you for putting in Principal VictoriaLove her accent
Alexis Testaburger is best mom.
>>154177705>Don’tcha knowYes
>>154177705So do I
>>154175728>Randy Marsh’s ending if Hillary won that election
>>154153322As it was brought up before in these threads, the theory of Cartman deep down resenting his own local Colorado teams because they remind him of Jack Tenorman makes so much sense.
>>154179029He would be genuienly justified for that
I want Wendy to take Butters' place as the 5th member. She was there originally, after all.>B-But who's gonna be Cartman's partner?Kenny, obviously.>But Kyle and Wendy are too similar!Then make them more different, then>>154178958Butters wouldn't hate girls as much as he normally does if Hillary won
For me it's South Park ending theme slowered, reverberated bass boosted.https://youtu.be/4k7F7elscEY
>>154170622>what ifsWhat if everyone in South Park was Eric
>>154170622>what ifsWhat if Cartman helped Eggman take over Sonic’s world
>>154180277>What if everyone in South Park was EricMany Redditors’ worst nightmare>>154180307>What if Cartman helped Eggman take over Sonic’s worldEggman would have Eric Cartman eat lots of chili dogs and starve Sonic
>>154170622What if Cartman respectively had Clyde and Roger as his stepbrother and stepfather
>>154180277So Always Sunny, then?
>>154170622>>154175646>Cartman goes back in time to stop Gamergate from happening>Hillary wins the election>Hillary gets some coverage on South Park but nowhere near as Trump>Hillary is still poked fun at on some level such as the Clintons’ hippie past and the Monica Lewinsky scandal>Many gaming companies don’t go bankrupt for trying to be woke>Wendy becomes the 5th member of the group>Butters is more tolerant of females and gets along with Red more>Red schemes with Butters together as Professor Chaos and Changeling Red>Cartman hangs out with Kenny more now that Butters has Red>Canada doesn’t get nuked by Garrison>South Park never becomes the Randy Show and then the Trump Show>Heidi gets to have some lines now and then and isn’t a mute background character>Heidi still gains some weight but is thick the way artists like 7987anomaly imagined her to be>Cartman wants to please Heidi as much as he possibly can because she’s a good girl and he wants her to dominate him as much as she wants>Cartman “bonds” with Heidi, IYKYK, the end>>154025038
>>154181022>Actually shitting on Hillary>Wendy 5th member>Red/Butters friendship>Kenny/Cartman over Butters/Cartman>Heidi relevanceThis is the perfect timeline, but I want Red and Butters to still have animosity. They're basically a healthier Kyman
>>154181022>Also Cartman helps Heidi win the Turkey Trot race by having the other contestants dine on a whole lot of turkey and making them fatter than her>No Pete Hegseth in the Turkey Trot episode>Cartman never gets kidnapped by Peter Thiel>Trump is irrelevant and just sits around at Mar-a-Lago all day while playing golf with his rich friends>JD Vance is irrelevant too>No video essay slop channels talking about South Park being Trump Park>Joe Biden doesn’t participate in the 2020 or 2024 elections, he leaves politics ASAP and enjoys his life on the beach eating ice cream>You don’t have Elon Musk doing ketamine stories breaking out>South Park has less political preaching and more wholesome moments
>>154181527Nice fanservice.
