https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EEz5xbzYPKI
>>154162205cringe>>>/tv/
>>154162205she's not mexican enough
original is not even 10 years old
>>154162286I mean.... it will be in November of this year
>the rock in an obvious bodysuit and wiglol
>>154162205That's a man
>>154162205This is gonna bomb. Feels weird and unnecessary especially when Moana 2 just came out
>>154162301Shut up, tard
>>154162205>live-action disney remake>made to satiate the rock's egoIt's going to be shit, isn't it?
>>154162205Jesus Christ how desperate are they?The movie's audience hasn't even had time to get nostalgic over it.
>>154162390>>154162205Honestly they might make more money just doing an animated version of the first Iron Man movie.All the same audio, just run that shit through an AI that converts it to a 1990's anime ova artstyleIt probably wouldn't make 1 billion dollars, but it's be cheap and could make a few million.
>>154162377>made to satiate the rock's egoA lot of stuff he's made recently hasn't gone his way. I think this is less of his ego and more of a safe bet for him
>>154162411Toy Story live action in 2030
>>154162205Nobody asked for this
>>154162418I imagine he's in an awkward state where he's a bit too big to be a b-star but he doesn't have the draw of an a-star.Must kinda fuck with your self perception. Yea, you're bigger than, I dunno, Ralph Fiennes, but you're still not the draw that Arnold was... granted I don't think Arnold is the draw that he was either.
>>154162329>This is gonna bomb800 mill. at minimum. Audiences love this slop.
>>154162390Dwayne ain't gettin any younger
>>154162830Disney gets one or two giant hits a year now and takes that as a sign to stay the course with their nonsense.It's death by a Thousand Cuts.
>>154162830The Shittle Mermaid flopped
>>154162861It would have made a billy if the kept Halles tits in it.Seriously, unbelievable body
>>154162861Yes, but sudaly, it and Snow White are some of the outliers. Lilo & Stictch did gangbusters, and Mufasa, while opening low and making people declare it a flop within the week, legged out strongly and made over 700 mill., and they're reportedly making another Lion King. It's a shame, but the majority of the live-action slop soes well.
>>154162869...Did they spend money to CG her chest away?That seems... retarded,
>>154162848Disney is able to survive due to the sheer amount of IP they own. Marvel and SW aren't doing well now? Just replace it with animated sequels and Live-Action remakes.
>>154162205Too old.
>>154162842he's still got 25 years to be President :^)
>>154162390Black Adam flopping hit Dwayne hard, he had to go back to wrasslin' and everythingThey fast-tracked this for another stop on the goodwill tour
>>154162205How come there's no race swaps in this adaptation? Don't tell me there's some kind of double standard at play here?
>>154162505Dwayne Douglas Johnson did.
>>154163697Asking the real hard hittin' questions. Really just peels the veil back to show the ugliness of DEI.
>>154162205AMAZING!!!!
>>154162233Heh, you are very funny! Nice try
>>154162205Why would they whitewash her hair
>>154162329Normies love Moana and frozen unfortunately
>>154164866>whitewashyou mean bleached? dunno what they're going for but it's not impossible, I've seen brown Islanders with yellowish hair before. apparently it's a mix of island diet and UV overexposure, could be just a myth though.
>>154162205The Rock is too old for this shit.
>>154162233FPBP, Tim Burton should've never gotten clout at Disney or otherwise this would've never happened.
>>154162205The Rock looks so bad
They should have just got the voice actress
>>154165787Great googly moogly
>>154162842He DID shrink the hell up after he got off the roids. Looks like he's fucking 65.And I really hope him singing You're Welcome was not supposed to be a high point of that trailer, cuz his ass still can't sing.
>>154165663You ought to see him now that the roids have worn off and he lost a bunch of muscle mass. He literally looks like an older relative of himself
>>154163697Same reason there's no White version of White Chicks
>>154162205Goblina
>>154162205>live action
>>154168269Too bad capefags will shove /tv/ down your throat.
>>154165787Booba.
>>154166585It's called 100 years of blackface minstrel shows, anon.
>>154168928Can't believe Camptown Races originated as a minstrel song LMAO.
>>154162842Then they should make a new Scorpion King with him instead.
>>154162205Why does this even exist? This shit's not even ten years old yet.
>>154162411Why HAVEN'T we gotten more animated superhero movies after Spiderverse's wild success? You'd think they'd be climbing over each other to get in on that shit.
