Hear me out..
You cannot post this, sir.
no way she would feel your small dick anon
>>154163846>Heart me out turns her into a regular shaped womanDisgusting.
>>154163846I am so smurfing sick of these threads
>>154163846she's for the village anon
>>154163846She's like two inches tall. You'd never fit.
>>154166061I don't have to fit inside to have a good time
>>154163846PAPA SMURF CAN I LICK YOUR ASS???
>>154163846Built for Gargamel
Hear me out…
>>154163846Would... would there be anything under the skirt?Like... Smurfette was made.
>>154163846what colour does a Smurf turn when you choke it?
>>154163890She's three inches tall
>>154163846
>>154169111And she still wouldn't feel it.
Hear me out.
She looks like she lays eggs
>>154163890>>154169218Projecting.
>>154169111Close, three apples tall.
>>154169789You wish, Rajeesh.
>>154168963Yeah, by a guy. A creep, no less. She not only has all the parts, she has gear for every fetish imaginable.
>>154163846>charlie's camera roll
>>154170001He's a twisted asshole, but he's not a /d/ pervert. If smurfette was made by a foid or a queer it would have a lovecraftian horror under her skirt.
>>154169707Now THAT is a hear me out. I don't know what it is but it's sending signals right now.
>>154167873She gives off big titty energy.
>>154170001>>154170315Well, given that females aren't really much of a thing in Smurfs with the exception of that one little girl Smurf that isn't Smurfette. Which I am not too familiar with because her along with those other characters with her showed up in like the last season, I don't exactly know how they ever really make more of themselves.
>>154163846>what if it was blueeee>a sexy woman, let's see it blue>*instantly vomits upon realizing it's now a smurf*>COME ON...look at that stuff man
>>154163846So my image post gets deleted but this shit gets to stay up. Fuck this gay ass tranny board. Fuck all of you nigger faggots
>>154170489I guess it wouldn't be much of a Smurf thread if we didn't have to go over their reproductive lore at least once.Smurf babies are literally brought by the stork once in a blue moon.
>>154163892
>>154170367It's Scylla from Epic: The Musicalhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aPxjbWbhyPc
>hear me out
>>154173526I'm pretty sure the tailor smurf wouldn't forget to put a small hole for her tail
>>154169778I KEEP TELLING YOU THEY ARE TOTALLY MAMMAL, HOW COULD THEY LAY EGGS IF PAPA SURF HAS A BEARD.
>>154174081They often neglected to show her tail in the original show/comic. One assumes that it's under her skirt, but it's easily as likely that the artists just forgot.
>>154174081Find me an image of her tail. This is important.
>>154174081That's not her tail
People have always sexualized Smurfette.
>>154175009>five fingers>four toeswhat retard made this?
>>154174448It's surprisingly difficult to find reference to it. I could have sworn someone posted a Pic of her in a previous thread, dressed as a hula dancer that had her tail out, but I can't find it now.
>>154163846Jump from a bridge please.
>>154175352>dressed as a hula dancerI know she has a tail, but that was not in question. It's whether her tail pokes out of her default dress or not.I do not recall ever seeing that in 2D form. The CGI movies in fact keep it under the dress.
HearMeOut
>>154175609Oh no, I agree, I've never seen her tail in her normal dress, only in alternate outfits.
>>154175609definitely harder to find that you'd think. I think her original design hides it under her hair, and with her short dress, it might juts be poking out of her smurf-panties and not the dress.
damn even official sheets don't show her back properly
only source I got seems to have her tail under the dress, so the drawing was correct I guess
>>154176038>>154175009>>154174081what the fuck do you mean smurfs have tails