>I don't get you. You're hot, you're cold. What is your deal?>Oh, Bart, you've got a few things to learn about women. And I will never tell you what they are.
>>154166816Genuinely why was Al Jean obsessed with little kid romance plot lines?
>>154166816Oh look, it's another Bart gets cucked episode.
Which of Bart's ex girlfriends would give his thicc ass the love it deserves?
>>154166849More the two dumbasses Don Payne and John Frink who were failed romcom writers that Jean gave a pity job to.
>>154166816the first R34 of her was uploaded to Paheal in a few hours of the episode's initial airing
lazy simpsons quote thread
>>154166816Fuck you, Sarah Silverman. Just...just fuck you.
>>154167689That's incredibly depressing on multiple levels
>>154168078Yeah, it used to be in minutes
>>154167689Nikki actually has quite a bit for an HD season character.
>>154168175>skater loli has a decent amount of r34Are you surprised?
>>154168175Considering most of the other Zombie Simpsons girls like Mary Spuckler and that chick voiced by Anne Hathaway really didn't get anything.
>>154166816I really liked Nikki McKenna and Bart. I really like "bad boy, badder girl" relationships. Nikki has kind of a bad skater girl rebel feel to her. Nikki is probably bipolar. Which doesn't even make much sense, because she's from a wealthy family and her parents are lawyers.
>>154169168>Nikki is probably bipolar. Which doesn't even make much sense, because she's from a wealthy family and her parents are lawyers.socioeconomic background is not a predictor of sanity
>>154169168I never watched the episode but if Nikki is a BPD cunt that's a fucking shame, then again she is voiced by Sarah Silverman after all.
it's nearly the same character design as Vanellope, both based on Silverman when she was a kid
>>154169243>Nikki is probably bipolar>>154169293>based on Silverman when she was a kidThat explains a lot actually
>>154166849How would he write romance if not through Bart or Lisa? Could do with homer or Marge, but they're married, so it has its own limitations.
>>154169426Moe
>>154169794And he did.
>>154166816god, women deserve to get beatings
>>154166816She was clearly bipolar and instead of getting help for her mental problem she just blamed it on being a girl.
>>154166816The milhouse episode is sort of the perfect duo with this.
>>154166849There are four main characters, two of them are kids and the other two are married. The only romance plotlines you CAN do on this show are ones about the kids.
>>154166849>Genuinely why was Al Jean obsessed with the male character gettin threated like shit during toxic romance plot lines?Unironically they were doing the enmasculation and torture porn episodes (YES, i used that term and not without a legitimate reason, DONT DISMISS ME) before the woke era.
>>154169897>says nonsense like "woke era" unironicallyPerpetual virginity must be rough.
>>154169304>>154169293>>154169276What about Silverman?
>>154169818this one was actually pretty sweet for modern Simpsons
Remember when Bart was a child that took bubble baths and watched clown hosted variety shows? Why were the later seasons so obsessed with writing the Simpsons kids as if they were teenagers?
>>154166816>the things to learn:
>>154170042the writers probably wanted them to age but the status quo forced them to keep them kids
>>154170491Are men the same as women, and if not, why should they be held up to the same standard? Bitches are only as crazy as the society they are born into, something created by men to remove power from other men.
>>154170042>>154170550Many such cases.
>>154166816Simpsons is and always was a jewish show and psyop project.
>>154170746wrong board?>>>/pol/
>>154170491>comics and cartoons>>>/r9k/
Bill Oakley said it was unfortunate that they didn't really have teen or 20 something characters to do romantic plots with.
>>154169897Jean really hates his own family and it shows.
>>154166816why the fuck is writing romance between 9 year olds.
>>154173334See >>154167484
>>154173334you never had a crush when you were 10?
>>154166816the "thing" bart needs to learn is that there's no such thing as "borderline personality disorder" that's just normal woman behavior.
Every other show starring children, animated or live action, included romantic plotlines. Often multiple.
>why are creeps writing a romance story between 2 year olds?!?!
>gross! 9 year olds don't feel romantic feelings. they dont have crushes. only a pedophile would write this!!!
>Child romance stories are only ever one offs. There's never an instance where a main character's ongoing arc is about their romantic feelings
Why add ANOTHER obnoxious, thinly-veiled author's mouthpiece character when Lisa exist?
>and it's only ever just one character in the show. it's never that the WHOLE SHOW'S underlying story is about romance
>schizo unloads his 50TB folder of underage characters in a relationshipYou do realize this doesn't make you look good, right?
>it's only ever "puppy love" it's NEVER overtly sexual
>>154174639Yeah you're just repeating the shoot the messenger phallacy.Someone gotta come in and go>oh wow omahgawd they wrote a romance involving childrenPoint out that EVERY single show did that>oh wow how did you notice? are you a pedophile? only pedophiles remember TV show plots and know how to google image search.So wanna explain why you have so many photos of horses on your harddrive? are you a horse fucker? Can you confirm you dont have sexual feelings for animals? You're not lookin' very good on this anonymous image board, sir.
i know Matt Selman pulled the plug on those kind of episodes because he thinks child characters in romantic plots is dum
Yup, definitely a schizo.Not even worth a (you)
>>154174725>>154174577In all fairness there's a distinction between Bart having an innocent child's crush like New Kid on the Block compared to the bullshit adult romcom drama in those Payne/Frink episodes.
>>154174577>>154174599These one's are pretty unfair, because by the way they act and are written it's clear they're meant to be on their early teens (Harold has a bar mitzvah episode, ffs). Craig only said they're 9 so Nickelodeon wouldn't bother him.
>>154174811you can always tell what writers are parents and/or had siblings versus those who don't based on how they write the kid characters
>>154167484How convenient that once Payne died in 2013 these episodes stopped getting made.
>>154167484Al Jean sucks so much. He also pushed that gay MilhousexLisa ship.
>>154174477>>>/r9k/
I like how these Simpsons quote threads almost always die with either replies in the single digits or even none EXCEPT if they have Lisa or one of Bart's crushes then suddenly they get a ton of replies.
>>154176178what if it's a /pol/ or Lisa acts like a cunt rage b8 thread?
>>154169833See >>154172190
