>Bring on the swear jar! Do I have to pay if I hit my hand with a hammer?>Yes Homer.>What if I catch on fire?>No Homer.>What if I see something really weird in the sky?>Yes Homer.>What about when we snuggle?>Mmm, that's ok.
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>>154178426>What about when we snuggle?real sex isn't porn where you go OH GOD YES ANON FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK FASTER OH GOD YEEESSSSSSS
>>154178772Ah, but how would you know if you've never experienced it yourself. The absence of geese in your area does not mean that geese do not exist (unless you're the Laive of Heaven or something).
>>154178772Only when the woman does it as an act because she thinks it impresses you.
>>154178772they’re talking about sweet, cuddly real sex where you say oh fuck or shit sometimes because you feel good
>>154178772Not for you it’s not.
>>154179056Nah, Ranjeesh, nah.
>>154178772my wife does that when the mood strikes her
>>154178426Homer should have just dumped her anyway and married Mindy.
