>>154182733It’ll barely break even and by forgotten about.
>>154182733no
Let me guess: Being a witch is a metaphor for being a woman, and something something, oppression, but you're actually secretly incredibly powerful, and don't need no man?
>>154182733Now make a movie about a 1000 year old druid living in detroit
>>154182733The fuck is it with disney and witches? Not the bewitched kind of witch, the kind that were burned at the stake for a reason kind of witch.
>>154183009Disney is a girl company, and girls love witches, because it's a mix of persecution and hidden power. "Woe is me, but don't piss me off."
>>154182987Fun fact; during the 17th century, "witch" was used as a label the same way "communist" was during the 20th century. There wasn't really a feminist angle during the salem witch trials, it was all finger pointing.
>>154182733>modern Disney doing witches>modern Disney doing a mother-daughter dynamicI have 0 faith in this. There's no fucking chance it won't be some hamfisted feminist tripe. At least the original story had the rare angle of a mom and son going on an adventure that I haven't seen in forever.
>>154183055Boys don't like magic. Even Harry Potter and Doctor Strange have mostly women fans.
>>154182733Are we still in this era of animation?
Chud thread.
>>154183153See also any shonen anime that goes beyond punches and kicks. They might not call it magic, but laser blasts and other things are just repackaged magic.
>>154183153>Sora from Disney's Kingdom Hearts is seen as coolLMFAO >inhales LMFAO>sides implode LMFAO
>>154183065*inconsistent magic without rules
>>154183030Girls like magic as a concept...not witches in and of themselves. >>154183035Fun Fact. Witch is a gender neutral term and the real witches were in fact objectively evil. This retarded as fuck feminist edgy girl angle bullshit is recent.
>>154183030Disney is now a "modern audience" company. As in they're making movies for an audience that doesn't exist outside of liberal arts majors' papers.You can be fucking sure that this will have social commentary and delusional morals that don't sound right even to malleable children brains in it instead of having fun magic adventures.>>154183065Nonsense. Boys love magic. HP turned into school drama a few books in and Doctor Strange features the esoteric part of magic girls like. Boys like magic that directly does things in a flashy way. You can see it by how all magicians are men and all the taro card readers are women.
>>154183228>Witch is a gender neutral termInteresting, I never knew that! My assumption was that Warlock was the male term while Witch was the female term.
>>154183224>Smash Bros.Went to shit doesn't matter anymore.
>>154183275Witch is a very wide term that also includes something quite close to warlock (someone who makes a pact with a dark force): specifically the christian interpretation where a witch is a woman who gets her powers by engaging in extensive sodomy with Satan.
>>154183358Fascinating propaganda.
>>154182733the fuck is it based on>>154183035and just like that, it did them a whole lot of good for the cause by making them sympathetic victims.>>154183065fantasy in general is more man-liked, because it goes back to a time when men were special, whereas scifi has a stronger tendency to take us to a future where everybody's interchangeable.>>154183181anime is actually kind of what made me realize how cool magic was. anime and like, Kirby. So much cooler to blast it out of your hand than wave a little twinkling faggot wand.>>154183275That's from Bewitched, but strangely Anon is right, guys could be witches, they just usually weren't.>>154183358pretty sure warlock just means oath-breaker, so a traitor to whatever. traitor to witches, traitor to the church, I think you can pick.and I think we can all agree, the worst witch lore is when it's a species. fuck that, that's lame.
>>154183583>guys could be witches, they just usually weren't.Apparently it was Scottish people who came up with the term. We were brought from Puritan English, so we used the word "witch" for whomever.
>>154183600>>154183583>>154183358Witch was originally a gender-neutral term but thanks to centuries of christian misogyny, especially in the wake of the King James bible, it took on a feminine distinction.
>>154182733>>154183754Was it Rapunzel and Tangled's success that cemented that smug smirk on marketing pictures even if it's completely alien to the character?
>>154183866Yes and no, Tangled and Frozen were responsible for the stagnant style, but the "smug smirk" is a thing that's required of CG artists so the face doesn't look too "symmetrical."
>>154183741Thanks for the wiccan larp, never-woman.
>>154183741LOLKing James was litterally a demonologist and he and the corrupt church reinterpreted their holy book into a church positive misogynist screed.
>>154183907Yep
>>154182987Something something directors experiences growing up
>>154182733Good or not, /co/ will hope it flops.
>>154183907>>154183741now we know who this crap is for
>>154183118NiggerFagFurryOpposites attractwow i hate this
>>154182733>The millionth story where the witches are actually good and beautifulThis is already boring, invent something new
>>154183035>Fun fact; during the 17th century, "witch" was used as a label the same way "communist" was during the 20th century.Are leftroons still pretending McCarthy wasn't right?
>>154183035Communists aren't people and McCarthy did nothing wrong.https://youtu.be/BgUVL5v1aAc>>154182733>Ever since announcement movie is compared to the Owl House>Change main character's gender to female and it is now more similar to the Owl HouseI know Disney doesn't care for their TV division unless they make Film spinoffs but why change Hexed's premise?>>154182733I hate that every modern Disney movie has to look like Tangled, why can't they have some variety from time to time? Renaissance Disney had varied art styles, even the 2000s CGI Disney movies were varied in terms of visuals between each other.
>>154183741>misogynyHow does anybody still use this world seriously and not expect to be treated like a faggot?
>>154183907>misogynist screedBluesky is that way, nigga.
>>154185296By using it in a real conversation where insecure little boys like you aren't involved.
>>154183118>>154185046Elemental wasn't so bad, cringe social media astroturf notwithstanding
>>154185372Armchair activist posts on Xitter and Troonsky aren't "real conversations".
>>154182733>Disney HexedThat girl got max girl boss face and I really wouldnt watch it
>>154183228>real witches
>>154185385The problem with elemental is the shallow worl dbuilding that doesn't work, and the last crisis that is just calling a plumber.
>>154185385I just thought it was an excuse psyop for that that Wade fag (blue) to get near Kim Possible (orange)
>>154183754>SEXED
>>154183754More like SEXED
>>154185761you snooze you lose
>>154183035>during the 17th century, "witch" was used as a label the same way "communist" was during the 20th centuryAnd both were used by retarded protestantsHmmmmm
>>154183754I will now watch your movie
>>154 182 733>Dat DreamWorks smirkAside, from that, I think this could do better than Strange World and Wish. At least it looks better than the former.>>154183754I will watch your movie now.>>154183118God, I hope not.>I hate how exaggerated his features are, especially in Pixar's hyper detailed CGI. Not all blacks have noses that bulbous.>Pixar's take on CN's 2010's beanmouth.>Pixar's take on CN's 2010's beanmouth.>Character designs seem uneven.
>>154186933>>154182733Kek, meant to type this.
>>154182733This movie was honestly more interesting when the main character was male and it was focusing on a mother and son relationship. This shit feels like overdone slop done a million times by now.
I was much more interested when it was about a mother and her son. He probably would’ve just ended up being a faggot like Elio but I would like to imagine they could’ve had a dynamic of him being plucky hero and mom being more of a worry wort but both having something to offer. But now it’ll just be two girl bosses out girl bossing each other against the patriarchy or some shit.
>>154187082Brave and Tangled all over again
>>154182733This bitch is literally just Honeymaren.
>>154182733I see the shitty smirk and I close my wallet.
>>154185385I can't stand the character designs.
>>154182843>Well the plot was changed like a few months agoDisney executives need to learn at some point they are the problem and everytime they try to force changes late it never leads to a good product
>>154183583>the fuck is it based onThe writer/director's therapy sessions.
>>154187714They have MBAs they can’t be wrong.
>>154188368This. If the executives make a decision to make a movie more popular, and the masses don't like it? The masses failed to live up to their responsibility to do what they are told and are the ones to hold the blame. Know your place you fucking peasants.
>>154182733Haileekino doesn't flop
>>154182733They just cant stop making that fucking face
>>154183118Elemental and Luca were actually pretty good
>>154182733> Disney wants to jump on the witch trainLate to the party, don't you think?
>>154190134They already had a witch show that cunnyfags were UOOOOOUHing all over.
>>154182733I thought this was the movie that was going to be catering to teenage boys. Looks like another Encanto, not that I mind.
>>154187714This always like like generic crap. Like everyone is saying, How much more witch shit can you do?
>>154187714I wouldn't say NEVER. Elsa was re-written from a villain to a sympathetic hero after "Let It Go" was written less than a year before Frozen's release. The film was rushed in places as a result, but it still became one of Disney's biggest movies this century.But that's obviously the exception to the rule.
>>154182733I don't really care but I hope the mom has fat tits.
>>154191705She won't, but the fanart will give her a huge rack anyway.
>>154191931I can live with that
>>154182733I was very disappointed that they dropped the mother-son dynamic from this
>>154183754Looks like a hit to me
>>154182733So funny that some people see this as a TOH ripoff.If this show will be a disaster like pic related >>154182843 then the slander will be legendary.
>>154191103>Owl House>lolilol
>>154191490That's the problem, they take the exceptions as an excuse to always do this. And it just makes them lose more money because they were gonna flop anyway.>>154182843I heard around that the new version is better, but who knows if that's true either.
>>154192199>I heard around that the new version is better, but who knows if that's true either.source?
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>>154182733
>>154182733Is it even possible for a movie to be more obvious of a paycheck dispenser?
>>154197160Yes.
>>154183035There were people trying to engage in the occult and Satanism back then just like we have now. And just like now, there are moral panic moments where real degenerate shit happens and then Doom or Harry Potter or Pokémon gets blamed.
>>154182733If every Disney movie wouldn't look the same, I wouldn't have to see those horrible AI animations on Xitter
>>154182733>disney>girl focused500 million minimum.
>>154182733What happened with the Male protagonist?He´s dead? Was her brother?This is a genderbender movie where HE transform in a female witch?
>>154187110This, absolutely this. I'm fucking tired of this expression and the personality that goes with it.
>>154197609I hate that there is no happy ending if this movie succeeds or fails, if it succeeds then it spites Dana and ToH’s fanbase but it means that a creatively bankrupt movie that could have worked makes money. If the movie fails then Dana/ToH fans will act all like “You had a better Which concept and you threw it to the trash, you deserve your failure” which is annoying.
>>154182733>>154182843Should've gone with the male mc original idea>>154183009Meds
>>154182999>Cranky 1000 year old druid has to take care of a spunky 8 year old druid for plot reasons>The two of them grow and learn from their adventures and come to see each other as familyBetter than what Disney's been putting out, at least.
>>154182733IT'S KEEP HAPPENING
>>154182733why is literally everything about female protagonist but never about whtie male action leads?
looks like Turning red 2.0 but with sorceress hat instead of pandas. Their generational drama formula was stale from day one.
>>154182733Girl boss brown girl says fuck Gid do magic hate your parents abort your children be a feminist.
>>154202080because 4chan ignores them when they're postedhttps://desuarchive.org/_/search/boards/co.desu.meta/text/zac%20power/
>>154202123> Their generational drama formula was stale from day one.In a way, this is a healthy sign: it may be the only story that disney wants to tell (for some reason) but the majority of America simply doesn't seem to gel with the generational trauma therapy slop because we don't fucking suffer from generational trauma. I'm sure that there are people that do, but the rest of us only found this kinda interesting the first time because it was novel to us and have rapidly lost interest since. If the generational trauma movies were consistently doing very well, that would actually be a terrible indicator.
>>154202360If someone paid me a million dollars to make a poster for an animated movie in a way that no one would be able to tell if it was real or not with even a 51% certainty, I couldn't have done a better job than this.
