Why is he such an atavistic ugly eggheaded piece of shit disgusting faggot pig who probably smells like shit and cum and needs to kill himself?
>>154183044Adequate for an imp
>>154183044Sounds fun for Hell.
Bastard's forehead is so big he could be a Code Lyoko character
I cooked up some new Loona art, thoughts?
>>154183171Ta-da!
Bzzzz bzzzzz.
>>154183188Absolutely splendid.
>>154183044>circus freak>clan-like family>amoral greedy father who has no issues with selling his own children off to demean themselves for an easy buckthey are prettty much gypsy imps, literally the lowest of the low
>>154183296>picI want to commit minor acts of tomfoolery with Loona.Ficanon if you're reading this I hope one of the bonus chapters is Anon and Loona getting up to some mischief.
>>154183206>>>154183296>"Alright, Loonie can you please hurry for the father and daughter photo.">"Yes dad just need to grab my pair">Blitzo puts on sunglasses he "barrowed" from Anon.>Anon pulls out his phone to take the photo>Anon gives a thumbs up.>"Moron? why are you givi-" >Blitzo's crotch goes numb, more so than his Friday nights with Stolas.
I think it would be pretty based if Kitsunes were canon because Bee got really drunk and let a fox nip her tail once.
Owl royalty...
Take your pick, Anons.
>>154184555Kiss LoonaMarry LoonaKill Stolas
>>154184594I already did such a version.
>>154184555Kiss loona (while drunk)Marry octaviaKill beeSorry beebros, but your foxbug simply doesnt do it for me
For whichever Anon wanted Mammon stuck in a tub from the last thread. Bee's a devious one when it comes to Mammon's waistline...as far as I'm concerned
>>154184879You know what, this is funny.
Mutt paws....
>>154185749>
Rate the season 1 songs.
>>154185749BEANS!
>>154184879Kek thanks
>>154185970Yep. I still don't get how her bra works.
>>154186440You were not brought upon this earth to get it.
>>154186645But how does it work tho?
>>154183044I know this is more of an /x/ question but is there any legitimacy to the goetia or was it all malarky? I see people always talk about it on r/occult but most of those fags are psuedo-christcucks despite them claiming to not be so its hard to gauge anything with them.
I love him
https://store.steampowered.com/app/4788840/The_Big_Owl_Night/
I'm gonna drop Moxxie in a garbage can and tell him it's where trash goes.
>>154188828Imaging fucking moxxie as hes stuck in a trash can like those videos of the asian girl squealing like a squirrel as shes stuck in a washing machine and some dude rails her
>>154189125Faggot.
>>154189128Yea, and?
>>154183044Would desu
>>154189125Yeah nah I'm good. Especially with how many STDs Chaz planted there.
>>154189150Back to San Francisco with you.
Homos have such garbage taste in men
>>154189389Why is Verosika a dog?
>>154189389>furry verosikaMUH DICK
>>154189362Well, they did put Moxxie in a trash can
Surprised Blitzo isn’t fat with his addiction to ice cream.
new short dropped. blitzo is a lot more insufferable than normal, but overall it's an okay short, leagues ahead of the boring mission-type ones. both loona and stolas made an appearance, but only had twenty-ish seconds of screen time each.
>>154183044Hes an imp, they are disgusting beings on average
>>154189583Blitzø got that Shaggy metabolism
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4kJXWQWW-og>vhs filter>16:9this shit pisses me off
>>154189534
>>154190017Not watching
>>154190112>
>>154190115Blitzo gets beaten up a lot though.
>>154189830But they also got rid of the internsSad
>Used to feel horny wan Loona was on screen>Watch new short>Feel nothing I genuinely think I have Loona fatigue. Watching a bad show for a furry waifu isn't worth it when I could watch a good indie series with a hot waifu, like Gameoverse.Also I flinched like a hurt dog when I heard "they" and "prefered pronouns".I think I'm growing out of Helluva Boss.
>>154190330You can always leave
>>154190294>>>154190330It's best to stick to the threads, Anon and maybe take a break from them.
>>154190330literally everything is wokegrow up
>>154190330>like GameoverseI guess the Glitch check cleared.
>>154190330>when I could watch a good indie series with a hot waifu>like Gameoverse.that one isnt even out yet
>>154190294>>154190380>>>154190383>grow upMaybe Viv and her cohorts should.
>>154190351That's what I plan on doing, I don't think I'm even going to watch season 3.>>154190383Helluva Boss is one of the most woke cartoons though.
>>154190017I wonder how much this training video differs with various fanfic anons present in the company/in the video.
The woke...is it in the room with us right now?
The reason why the IMP nevers go to northern Mexico
>>154190448disingenuous
>>154190294SEX
>>154190294>she sees your dick
>>154190017>Millie repeating "I'm gonna fucking kill myself" verbatimFirst time this show actually got a chuckle out of me and it was something that retarded.
DFC and tummy. Plus southern accent.
>>154190180The only thing that would've made it perfect would be a frying pan.
>>154190584>no naveldo imps lay eggs or something?
>>154190546Accurate.
>>154190533Ah, Paimom, the fallen angel herself.
Nice seeing the interns again, nice seeing Blitzo get the shit kicked out of him, Millie being totally unable to act was cute, but if course, Blitzo Blitzo-ing everywhere dragged it down
>>154190588I think they just don't draw it, they probably would if they needed to emphasize it though. Imps laying eggs WOULD make them more reptilian though, like kobolds.
I like the part where Blitzo said "It's Blitzin' time!" and Buckzo'd everywhere.
I like the part where Millie obliterated Blitzo's nutsack.
>>154190588I guess we’ll find out with millie
Why does Blitzø insist on the crossed out o and not simply just write his name as "Blitz"?I was going to write "is he stupid?" on the end but then I remembered that literally this short is basically just one long "Blitzo is stupid" joke.
>>154190017Jesus, I can't even make it 10 seconds before having to stop because I can't fucking stand Blitzo.
>>154190677
>>154190588>do imps lay eggs or something?Don't you start.
>>154190691>Why does Blitzø insist on the crossed out o and not simply just write his name as "Blitz"?To be quirky and so he can leap down people's throats for mispronouncing it, duh.
>>154190703Cinema Classic.
>>154190703I would assume imps would have high fertility rates to be army fodder.
>>154190691>>154190719you know what would be a funny twist?if someone actually smart saw his name and correctly pronounced the ø
>>154190779>BlitzeuhKek
I wanna hug and fug tall lady whatshername
>>154190691It's a metaphor. He went by Blitzo in his circus days, and changing his name was meant to be symbolic of cutting ties with his past, but the fact that his new name is just the old one with the O crossed out shows that he hasn't really put his past behind him at all, and as we've seen, it keeps coming back to haunt him.
>>154190691He doesn't want to bother getting his ID properly updated so he just crosses out the o with sharpie and insists on writing his name like that for consistency's sake
>>154183044>Why is he such an atavistic ugly eggheaded piece of shit disgusting faggot pig who probably smells like shit and cum and needs to kill himself?Because he is the fujo self insert character and said fujo hate themselves.Thats literally it. Most of the viz gay men couples are written like yaoi exaggerated love stories. Yaoi is romance for women who hate their bodies and hate the bodies of other women. The smaller man allows them a safe avatar. Oddly, Charlie and vaggie are written more like an older gay man couple.
>>154190987Also, just aboit any time male romance has a lot of power dynamics and social drama, the story is probably masturbation fuel for women.Men, straight and gay, tend to.be more egalitarian with romantic relationships in fantasy and instead focus on exaggerated physical differences. So a a couple will treat each other as equals but one might have giant jugs or one be a big masculine guy
>>154190987>The smaller man allows them a safe avatar.but blitz is the seme
>>154191098>Men, straight and gay, tend to.be more egalitarian with romantic relationships in fantasy and instead focus on exaggerated physical differences. So a a couple will treat each other as equals but one might have giant jugs or one be a big masculine guyHuh, explains that Vortex x Pinklie shipping a while back
>>154190017My fav part was at 6:23
>>154191243>hooved kick to the crotchouch
Honestly the only real highlights were Moxxie and Millie finally humbling and beating the shit out of Blitzo for years of being such a bastard. Also the trainee characters that we'll probably never see again. Shit sucks, honestly including them as part of season 3 mightve made things more interesting but Blitzo as usual is a massive cunt and drives folks away.
>Tall>Grumpy looking>Beats the shit out of Blitzo>RedShe is literally everything I want in a woman
>>154192162And she’s a succubus
>>154192162You take the bootleg I'll take the og.
>>154190330>like Gameoverse>a fucking worse okko in everything but artglad you pretend to care retard , move on and never come back
>>154190987shut up retard blitz is just your average brandon character he is basically blame fused with that ceo girl
>>154192206>Is a bitch to Blitzo for literally no reason>Vs. Is a bitch to Blitzo because he's an asshole to her. Keep your syphilis ridden mutt.
>>154192241>for literally no reasonHe's Blitzo, that's reason enough.>Keep your syphilis ridden mutt.More for me. Enjoy your dollar store Loona. :-)
>>154192206> >>154192241Let's be kind the poor Looners. >>154192293>More for me. Enjoy your dollar store Loona. :-) And I'll enjoy the lovely Mayberry.
>>154187924It's apocrypha. An important faucet of Christianity is that its "lore" is just gonna be the Hebrew old testament. There's not really a mythology or anything so much as a core "message". Jesus is very deliberately cryptic to how the world supposedly works.It's why our visions of things like Heaven and Hell come from ye olde pop culture. Why we don't actually know how or when Lucifer fell and a shit ton of other questions.
>Moxxie crossdressing YET again Good God its genuinely getting ridiculous at this point, they keep making him such a effeminate dipshit. I get that he's a massive theatre kid who loves "the art" and that crossdressing gags have been a thing for a long time in cartoons but its become a reoccurring thing with him
>>154191833>>154192162Honestly its especially fucked cause these trainees seemed to be trying to be helpful and play ball in order to get the job. I mean here the succ girl and short imp dude are concerned for Blitzo after he got his (much deserved) beatdown by Millie. But eventually they justifiably got to feed up with Blitzo's bullshit and left.
>>154192551Honestly this once again shows that there are probably a lot of Hellborn that are genuinely decent people, and that the whole "It's Hell!" excuse doesnt work to defend or justify Blitzo and Co's behavior. For Sinners, sure, but as we know Hellborn didnt really have a choice being born in this shithole, so it makes kindness from them even more admirable.
I want Bee to fagbreak me.
>>154192559>>>154192589Can you survive the hips?
>>154192580I wish i had a demon friend so badly right now...
>>154192720>Can you survive the hips?Probably not, but that's a risk I'm willing to take. And she better call me every homophobic slur in the book and bite me a little during.
>>154192783I want hellhound friends.
>>154192827
>>154183171Nice!
>>154192970I'm not much into this kind of pet play. I'll leash and collar her in bed but I'd rather treat her like a woman and not a run of the mill dog or servant. I do think hellhound friends would be pretty cool though. They know how to party but they're probably pretty chill, too. The only issue is them stiffing you on pizza money.
>>154192798>You're sore, you can hardly breath, when you do - you can feel the air going through your lungs and out of your numb body.>You can't feel your pelvis, in fact you can't feel your lower body at all.>You try to move your legs, but a deep sharp pain creeps up your spine. >You grunt and shout in agony.>"Don't worry we can fix the pain. After further treatment, queer~"
>>154193125Based.
>>154192970>>>154193059What about nice and simple Hellhound cuddles?
>>154193279Very nice.
orientation play is based and i want loona to call me a faggot while she's sucking the gay out of me
>>154193338>"That's a total myth, anon. You can't suck the gay outta somebody.">Loona bears her fangs.>"It's all about scraping and licking."
>>154190330>Also I flinched like a hurt dog when I heard "they" and "prefered pronouns".how do you operate irl, i hear that at work a lot.
>>154190330>Also I flinched like a hurt dog when I heard "they" and "prefered pronouns".Snowflake.
when did the pronoun brigade get here
>>154192470There was merchandise a year or two ago showing him I think wearing not a bikini but some kinda girly looking bathing suit. They want to market him like a femboy, but he's a little too ugly imo for that to work.
Imagine getting horny for a character who's voiced by the same guy who voiced Billy.
Illegal toebean touching!
Playing footsie under the table with Bee.
cute
>>154193672yeah thats the thing I dont get, a lot of people seem to really like him being a crossdressing feminized dipshit given how much fetish art ive seen of him thats just "panty and sissified"-core but the problem is that Moxx is kinda ugly. His face is not suited for it. Even if im not into it I can confidently say the only character in the show that's actually pretty well built for drag is Stolas.
>>154194471What an adorable lil bird.
>>154183044The real question is why would anyone want to fuck this thing? Seriously, he has absolutely no redeeming qualities.
>>154190017>cute imps>cute stolas>shitzo gets his shit kicked inThe best short yet. Whats not to like
>>154195053Stolas is a masochist who hates himself but that doesn't explain Verosika and every else
>>154190294All I'm saying is don't look at me, cause I don't like the way you look!
>>154195053The fact that he's not reevaluating his life choices after finding out Blitzo doesn't know the alphabet is shows how he's attracted to just brutes that can call him slurs
>>154195550Shitzo could genocide half of hell and enslave the other, butcher every one stolas has ever know and then take a shit on his face and the owl would STILL try to justify him I doubt theres anything that could turn him away from the imp at this point, he's just that obsessed with him
Is Blitzo mentally retarded?
>>154190330perhaps you should interpret it as growing as a person rather than growing out of any given show. because how long can you keep cooming to fictional dogs and cats before you grow old and realise that you have wasted your life on people who do not exist?you have an opportunity to examine your life choices and plan out a future. please do not squander it.
>>154192162>Started out calm and collected>Annoyed at Blitzo's poking and berating>Showed genuine concern when he got the tar beat out of him>Finally kicked the shit out of him at the very end because she'd had enough after what was likely a full workday's worth of his bullshitI think she just has resting bitch face. Still, would date
>>154196073Yes, and not in an endearing way like Charlie from the sister show. He's like the only character in hellaverse that I genuinely don't get the appeal of.
>>154183044What would you guys do if you woke up as Blitzo tomorrow?
>>154196709I'd masturbate.
>>154196709Suicide immediately
>>154196709Do this in front of Stolas https://youtu.be/iknOF5aXPN8?t=192
>>154184555Kill beezlebub. Marry Octavia for the wealth and status and.kiss Loona on her snoot.
>>154197343>Marry Octavia for the wealth and status>Not because he genuinely loves herYou dont deserve the hoot
... provided Stella has human genitals, and that goetia instantly regenerate from harm.... does that mean her hymen regenerates after every instance of coitus? Are you deflowering her every single time you have sex?
>>154196806But I feel like doing that normally.
>>154196806>>154196709Im already planning on offing myself soon but if i ever woke up and became blitzo outta no where, id rape verosika and tell her i love her
>>154197783Holy hell plz tell me there is porn based on this scene already
>>154197783>Get ready to break mah cervix!
>>154197723>Im already planning on offing myself soon You're joking right, Anon?
>>154197866Haha anon you kidder But No, I really am serious. My mind wont shut up with racing intrusive thoughts and im tires of being lonely and perpetually depressed/in anguish. I really need it to end already and i hope my next attempt is successful this time around
>>154192580It's pretty fucked up that in the Hellaverse you can be born in Hell as a literal child.
>>154198016Anon, the fact you haven't done so already means you have the strength to pull through, what ever those intrusive thoughts are, they only hold you back, I know all too well about that, don't let them succeed now, you have friends here to help you out.
>>154198106>I know all too well about that, don't let them succeed now, you have friends here to help you out.I wish i had more so i didnt feel so alone. People tell me to get into discord servers more but im only in like one currently and its dead as a fucking doornail. I genuinely hate being on 4chan but i have no one else to talk to despite the fact that /co/ has been a big part in the decline of my mental health. Thanks for caring tho i guess
>>154192580>>154198077>The "its hell!" excuse only works for sinners, who mostly deserve to be there>For hellborn, though, its only half right>Hell does have a culture which glorifies selfishness, violence and generally being a cunt, but not all of them subscribe to it>Blitzo isnt the way he is because he was born in hell, he is the way he is because he is just genuinely a shitty person
>>154198152The issue is you spent too much time here and on discord, you need to find places you can have face to face conversations, visits places in your area, even a Church can provide such comforts even if you aren't religious or spiritual.
>>154198152What do you do from morning to night?>I endure myself
So, is he a good dad or not?
>>154198273
>>154198273No.
>>154198232I dont know of many places i can actually meet people at around me. Im tired of it
>>154198273Not in the "show"
>>154198306Well there is another option, Anon, the military. While they're not for everyone, it is likely a good option for your situation.
>>154198382
>>154198382Holy fuck i saw you in another thread earlier. Fucking stop you retard jarhead
>>154198435>Fucking stop you retard jarheadLook I ain't trying to sound like a glowie or that jarhead in that other thread(I have no context to ever who are talking about.) Just trying to help this other Anon out from killing himself, if I failed, I apologize.
>>154198558>
Is he stupid?
>>154198939Very.
So the show is gonna have only 4 seasons, right?How do you think its gonna end? Any chance its gonna be a "bittersweet" ending with both blitzo and stolas dying?Cause i really want them to get their comeuppance
>>154198306I don't know how to help but don't kill yourself, anon.
>>154199419Realistically I doubt it, but I could see Blitzo and Stolas realizing they aren't good for each other; or perhaps IMP going their separate ways and having their own lives. Loona moves out, Moxxie and Millie settle down with their kid, etc.
>>154199419Of course this is coming from a Stella fan lol. In all seriousness though I genuinely think a bad ending makes the most sense because the characters live in Hell and are almost all evil.
>>154197783>tfw everyone forget she's pregnant
>>154198576>If you're gonna kill yourself anyway you might as well go kill some browns and die over oil on behalf of rich assholesThat's you, that how you sound
>>154200361Exactly, i may be suicidal but i dont wanna die for israel after blowing up some hapless wedding of civilians
>>154183188And don't think I skimped out on naughty variants. T'was simply waiting for when I had time to do a lookover, and was ready to post it on boorus. https://files.catbox.moe/0kre8k.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/ra897c.png
>>154200438Not bad anon. I would maybe try to learn to draw tits with more definition/detail however. Theyre Still loads better than my hackish doodles anyhow. You gotta twitter or other social?
>>154200438Itty bitty tiny loona titties
>>154200510Imagine just dropping down and licking her toes right there.
>>154200510Halfdime, pixiv and e6.Sorry, was tryin' to copy the weird booby style as best as I can, it's hard. Helluvaboobs look great when clothed or when large, like the mammon credit card girl. Official sources of unclothed slim boobs are inconsistent to say the best. There's a few playmats and background characters of average and slim girls wearing very little, but until they say "fuck it" and give us full on nudity we've just gotta make an educated guess when going for on-style.
>>154200612You got any other socials besides those?Thx for the drawing anyways bud, loona is peak furfag fapbait material it was loona who made me finally accept im a furry
>>154200510Well, practice makes perfect, Anon, I wish you luck on that, have you drawn anything recently?
>>154200662>have you drawn anything recently?No because ive been dealing with alot of psychological bullshit and general depression. I wanna stop posting so much here so i can draw instead but im just so lonely
>>154200635I've considered, but probably not. Xitter's awful, if it's not bot and AI spam it's political spam worse than a sour /v/ thread. And the search function is complete dookie, trying to find something over a month old is a wreck. Plus I'm a huge chatterbox, I'd annoy everybody just trying to find art with walls and image replies of me talking about cartoons, coins, comics, vidya, and other dumb shit I like. Bluesky's the same thing but with even worse image crunch. I don't really see the point of something like FA, because I do at times post non-furry art and memes. Maybe I'll migrate to Newgrounds if my pixiv ever goes under.I think Isabelle did it for me but I was still in coping she was an "exception", Loona was my acceptance phase too, kek. Wish my town held furry conventions, I think I could have fun at them.
>>154200764>I think Isabelle did it for me but I was still in coping she was an "exception", Loona was my acceptance phase too, kek. Isabelle is another one i kept jerking to and made me realize "fuck, i love anthro girls dont i?". I remember loving cat girls during my anti furry teen phase specially gumballs mom Nicole hut id always say that catgirls were an exception too. Also you got discord by chance?
>>154200727>I wanna stop posting so much here so i can draw insteadWell do have any ideas on what to draw or just have issues with the motivation to draw? Astro, for example dedicates one day where he sits down and draws. I use these threads to hone my writing, maybe you can use the threads in a similar way. >im just so lonelyMe too, Anon, luckily I do have friends that are like family to me, sometimes you got to force yourself an introduce yourself to other people, it does pay off more often than not.
>>154200833>Well do have any ideas on what to draw or just have issues with the motivation to draw? I have idea but its hard cuz lack of motivation due to depression and also my skills have degraded over the years so im a bit embarrassed by my artAlso im starting to get more friends but i need more people in my life i hope i can find more social avenues soon.
>>154200819>I remember loving cat girls during my anti furry teen phase specially gumballs mom Nicole hut id always say that catgirls were an exception too.Kek. Yeah, I thought "yiff in hell" was the coolest thing ever when I was 17, years went and I stopped caring. Honestly not sure why I had beef with them to begin with, I've always loved Looney Tunes and Tom and Jerry, and liked drawing cartoon animals even as a kid. Trying too hard to fit in to some imaginary crowd, I guess.>spoilerNo, I tried it with some of my real life friends and hated that interface so much. I couldn't bear it. I just chat on /v/ and /co/, sometimes /tg/ and /trash/. I also like to use the /v/ and /vg/ drawpiles, those are super fun. I wish /co/ had a drawpile that was more generalized, no matter how hard I try I can't conceptualize an OC. My DM box is always open though.
>>154198077I wonder if they will ever address how Charlie doesn't care about imp children.
>>154198382>>154198435>>154198407Saw an army recruitment thread on r9k earlier too. Is this a site wide thing today?
>>154200915I think the reason why i hated furries for years was how cringe they were to me back then for whatever reason, and mainly because i wanted to be a gross insect or reptile more then like a fox or a wolf and i found furries only wanting to be cutesy animals offputting>My DM box is always open though.On like pixiv? I dunno how much of that site i can even access without a VPN anymore in amerikkka. Also ive barely ever used e621.
>>154200937I genuinely think it is some overzealous army brat trying to get more recruits. Dunno if its a collective effort or just one spammer tho
>>154198164>Blitzo isnt the way he is because he was born in hell, he is the way he is because he is just genuinely a shitty personI wish they'd commit to making Blitzo actually shitty rather than constantly babying him.
>>154200938Yep, Pixiv. I can access most of the site just fine. It's only seemingly "extreme" lolicon that seems to get blocked, judging by horny /v/ artists sharing profiles. e621 is pretty much just a booru with some forums and messaging features, it's pretty inoptimal for discussion. I gotta sleep anyway, don't give up and try drawing even doodles again to get some confidence back. I draw plenty of shit but keep going for the love of the game.
>>154200914As said, dedicate one day to drawing that should do the trick, IE "Just draw." You have to force something to manifest to unclog the mind no matter how minute it'll be. >Im a bit embarrassed by my artBelieve me, my early greens were bad and looked as if I was an ESL and when I remember or see them I cringe but it means I have improved. >Also im starting to get more friends but i need more people in my life i hope i can find more social avenues soon.That's the spirit, I hope and wish your hopes will come true, and I believe they shall. Also Kitty Katswell sparked my HMOFA.
>>154200994>don't give up and try drawing even doodles again to get some confidence back. I draw plenty of shit but keep going for the love of the game.I definitely will an ill try to DM you soon if i can>>154201018Thx for believing in me anon, also kitty katswell was super banging hot
>>154201069>Thx for believing in me anonAlways, Anon. > kitty katswell was super banging hotIndeed, we need to see Two in her outfit.
How the hell do we just now learn, that Blitzo is illiterate.
>>154201267It was pretty obvious considering how terrible his spelling is constantly.
>>154192827Had a dream where I was living in this nice apartment building containing Gigi and God knows how many other Hellhounds, very sweet. There was a pool.
>>154201267>>154201310I REALLY hope at some point we get a joke that "Loona" was originally named "Luna", but Blitz being a dumbass signed her adoption papers too quickly to bother asking how "Luna" should be spelled, and now that's legally her name.
>>154201267Tbdesu that's not really his fault when you compare firet-er, I mean imp IQs to the IQs of other hellborn species like baphomets.
>>154185970>>154186440>>154186645>>154187284Its just barely hanging on with pasties.
>>154201267Stolas could at least proofread. What else is he doing these days?
>>154201554Getting railed by Blitz on the regular
>>154201546>
>>154198576Kill yourself
>>154200764>spoilerI thought it was June Way that did it for you?
>>154201546H-hot.
>>154190677>Millie is canonically preggers>little to no pregnant art of heris it too much to ask for a psychotic southern imp to have a pregnant belly bigger than she is
i just learned that feline Ars Goetia demons exist, i hope that one day we will get a milf Beleth cat demon
>>154192551i guess the job market is shit in hell as well
>>154200983The new short shows Blitz being insufferable.
>>154196709Be very mean to Stolas and pathetically apologetic to everyone else for all the shit ive done. I'll also liquidate IMP and found a charity for human victims of demonic attacks in its place. Also sell all of Blitzos shit (especially the pony merch) in order to financially support Loona and encourage her to become her own person self sufficent from Blitzo, which will eventually result in her moving out and living her own adult life. Then after months i'll find a way to return Blitzo's body to him so he can deal with all the antics ive caused.
>>154200924Vox is one of the Good Ones, Satan bless his sinful soul
>>154198435>USAF is so desprate for goyim fodder they're trying to recruit Vivziepop fansFellas, I honestly think the crackheads on the streat would be more useful than us.
>>154202336See? I'm so fucking stupid I cant even spell street right
I don't like imp rape.(oh no)I love it.
>>154202700Love this dorky imp probably trying to earn college credit
Creating a weather machine that zaps Blitzo with lightning every time he says the word fuck.
>new short involving the main group with new fuckable side characters and taking place in the present day plotwise>dead threadWhere did it all go so wrong?
>>154203406He’d just like it eventuallyhttps://youtu.be/sn3dzerwfzE
>>154203406>Fuuuuuck>Zap!>FUCK!>Zap!>FUCK!?!?>Zap!>Oh fuck!>Zap!>Fuck my life!>Zap!>Uuuuurrrrg...-turns to dust-
>>154203414Blitzo is an antidraw.
>>154196709Chris Benoit homage.
>>154203406I mean why waste so much money on a multi million dollar weather machine when a hundred dollar V chip would work just as well?https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=scGWwislOxE&pp=ygURU291dGggcGFyayB2IGNoaXA%3D
>>154201364I've had this same exact thought for the longest time. It even makes more sense if you think back to Blitz's only context for how you spell the "Lu" part of it is from "Loo Loo Land" so even phonetically it makes sense that he would mistake Luna for Loona. I'd be insanely impressed if that was a detail they gave any forethought into, but it fits so perfectly they could totally retcon that and it would make total sense and be a great bit of organic writing.Also, I think this was the first time we've heard Blitz's last name being said out loud in the show, referring to himself, so it just keeps drawing me back to the psychic damage I take when I realize that Loona's full name would be Loona Buckzo. It's just odd hearing her full name like in that way.>>154202700>Helluva Boss characters are so flat chestedAnd here's why that's a good thing!It's one of Loona's best features
>>154203788Yeah but then I wouldn't have a weather machine.
>>154203840>It's one of Loona's best featuresShe does not have breast, it is where she keeps her ammo, you can likely say the same for Millie and the two female interns.
>>154203840>And here's why that's a good thing!>It's one of Loona's best featuresOf course the asexual thinks this
These two are so cute.
>>154204136Wolpie...On the same note, when are we getting a vivzie collab?If tadc made it in, then anything can, right?
>>154204185Fag
>>154204190Surely if you keep spamming this question you'll get an answer
>>154204192Yes.
>>154204235Quit being a queer
>>154203665Based as fuck
>>154203406>3 seconds later
>>154204267Never.
>>154204192>>154204267Nta but the twink demons are hot. Obviously i found tall succubi babe the hottest along with millie in a sports bra but those two messy haired imps fill me with so much fag lust. I love this fucking show and how unapologetically horny it can be. I love being a bisexual faggot degenerate.
>>154204388Gaaaaay
It's very easy to find cartoon men in this kind of style hot because there's so much detail abstracted desu, there's not much difference between many of the men and women in her style especially when they're practically aliens
>>154204406I genuinely am beyond caring at this point. It feels so good to be intoxicated with rabid faggotry for twinks and effeminate men.
>>154204483If that image is unironic get help.
>>154202009He'll be a bird twink and you will like it.
All hellborn must become sex slaves to the human race.This was prophesied in a dream that came to me.
>>154204740If hellborn didn't want to be a race of sex slaves then they shouldn't be so fuckable.
fixing stolas by using extreme amounts of mind control to erase shitzo from his mind (and a shotgun to erase him from reality) then turning him into my gay faggot slave who i fuck and cuddle with every day
>>154204995Based.
Yet her bodacious butt sticks out so hornily that she can't want anything but adultery.
>>154201546Good edit, but in reality she only has a single bra strap.
This is the last time I make a Blitzo thread even as a joke. The man is CURSED.
>>154205924Should've been a Loona thread. Been a while since we've had one.
>>154206194I would love more than anything to have a Loona thread but for some reason doing so attracts even worse company than literal fags. It's like they get brigaded by every fucking weirdo on the board, it fucking blows. I can't even post about her as much I'd like.
>>154206235Imagine busting on to loonies bare tummy
>>154205924He seems to bring out the worst in people. >>154206194>>154206235Not sure about a Loona thread, they're just as bad. For example look at the HH threads, it's mostly Adam and Lute ones that are filled with mostly theorist whining to each other, they come off as artificial.
Vortex is still the reigning peanut butter queen.
>>154206379It's irresistible.
>>154206504Astro, no!
I'd let Vortex give me a handjob.
>>154206562Hot.
>>154206504I don't know if he's so dumb that I keep tricking him into licking my peanut butter covered balls every time or if the peanut butter is so delicious that he doesn't care.
>>154206573Have you considered that he's just into it?
>>154206379More like Whoretex.
>>154206589NANI!?
>>154206533What? Is Peanut Butter Queen some sex thing I don't know about.>>154206573I guess it's some sex thing I didn't know about.
>>154206627It's timw you had the talk. When a man and a pet love each other very much...
>>154206627You're an innocent soul, Astro. >I guess it's some sex thing I didn't know about.Yes an I'll leave it at that.
>>154206661>>154206692I see...
>>154206627https://youtu.be/gSzldv0GZyo?is=pjmxkyHEe7NhKvh-Watch this youll understand why i wanna do this to loona
>>154206627What do dogs do when you give them peanut butter?
>>154207080They're fucking sluts for it. My dog keeps dressing up like a goth chick and I think he does it to embarrass me. It makes my Sprankton act up because I get so mad.
>>154198435>get ya benefits and chill after thatNot to be a contrarian fruitcake:But when they fuck has that ever happened?I thought veterans were always in need of money for their medical bills and wheelchair support?How is the military the next big grift for us rejects?
>>154207192>How is the military the next big grift for us rejects?Because you're the one getting grifted.
>>154207140Anona...
>>154207207Six in a row...
they go through 10 jars a week...
Luv me hellhound wife
since when Moxxie can take down Blitzo ina fight?this show make sure to treat him like a joke now i suppose to believe he some badass at fighting?
>>154207354It was funny. That's how.
need this with loona
Blitzo's junk needed to be smacked a few more times.
>>154192454I see all these people claiming to talk to "demons" on online places like reddit and i think theyre just mental in most cases. I believe in spirits and supernatural but i think most people online claiming divination powers are schizos.
Millie atomic elbow dropping right onto my balls.
>>154207748Imagine if millie feels sorry for hurting you too badly afterwords and lifts her sports bra to reveal budding imp titties and lets you jerk off and cum on them?I wanna convince millie and moxxie to be in a three way with me while blitzo finds out and storms off to cry and fuck his owl twink bitch cuz he wasnt invited to the demon orgy
>>154207806There ain't no way you're jerking off after having your testicles fucking destroyed in an elbow drop, come on man
>this is how the average owlfag looks like
>>154203942You fool, don't you know how hard it is to get a permit at this time of year?
>>154207814Not with that attitude you're not.
>>154208864They're all underage emos?
>>154208864What has that little doll seen? >>154209000You need a permit? >>154209023>
>>154209356kek
>>154183171Imagine the day he gets to meet her in person
>>154185951Beans.
>>154209626Still one of the sexiest pictures of her.
>>154206235This dog is giving me a real "done up" look and I don't like it.
Im gonna watch evil dead 2 in the kinoplex see ya imp fetishists later
>>154210151Have fun, Anon.
>>154210184Did you fucking slop him in
>>154210325not me, i just got it off of x
>Hfw you start talking about why you enjoy the Star Wars Prequels despite their flaws
BLITZO CRAPPED IN THE FORCEFIELD
>>154210681NASTY ASS BITCH!
>>154210540>hfw she realises what those are and now she has to put you down (nerds are unsalvageable as people)
>>154202700I mean she looks like a hypothetical younger sister of Blitz and Barb, and unlike either she seems to be a alright person which makes her more attractive (alongside the nerdy angle with the braces and shit).
>>154206235Loona's our queen, we can't let a couple of losers control us.
>>154206627My man im honestly baffled you dont know about that infamous stereotype about peanutbutter and dog owners.
Why did the other imp cover his nose and retreatDoes shitzo really smell that bad
Tying Blitzo's tail to the back of a bus right before it drives off.
>>154211306He doesn't clean after banging Stolas so he probably smells like weeks' worth of shitdick.
>>154211270>Loona when Anon asks if he should use a condom
>>154211306>>154211334you know, i never thought of this, but you are probably rightblitzo would stink like piss, shit, cum, dried blood and who knows what elsehe doesnt strike me as the sort to be big on personal hygiene i wonder how loona puts up with it
>>154211612Why do you think she's so cranky all the time? Of course she was happy to help give Stolas a bath.
>>154211270I know but I'm tired, boss.
Think Stolas will “go native” since he’s spending so much time around Imp culture, and Imps are the only ones accepting him?
>>154211821How can he go any more "native" than he already has?He's literally become an imps live-in sex toy
>>154211848I mean act and dress like a damn Imp. He hides his aristocratic side under an assimilated personal.
So what's season 3 going to be about?
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>>154211805Maaaan I hope her song is good. Octavia's song was easily the best part of Season 2, gorgeous animation and a great callback to episode 2. Fucking CHAZ/ZACH has a song before Loona does, unreal.
>>154211903Stolas wrestling with identity: cast out of high society but not an Imp.
