Goat Edition
>>154189586
>>154189586>>154189643Lute looks so rapeable
>>154189672Charlie is just for raping men.
>>154189704>Charlie is just for raping men.Oh boy i sure hope that doesnt happen to me heh heh
>Another Adam thread
So Lute totally wants Adam bigger right?
>>154189977Her hallucination is fatter than the real thing.
>>154189960Dude what do you want? I can post Charlie or Lilith and the discussion will still somehow return to Adam or Lute. Not my fault people like to talk about them.
>>154190067She’s definitely a serious chubby chaser who dreams of spoiling Adam BIG.
>Lute is exposed in season 3>She is actually a Stalos and Blitzo love child
Rosie has a secret that she is hiding.
>>154190568She's a fallen angel probably
>>154190527Cursed
>>154190599How is that supposed to tie with the whole cannibalism esthetic?
>>154190645Well I mean you have the Horsemen of the Apocalypse who's famine. That's a possibility.
>>154189949CUTE!!!!>>154189960tell us your vee theories. chaggi-post. what's alastor up to? what's your favourite and least favourite song?
Act 4 ending is Lute being cast out from heaven. She falls and a reprisal of Gravity plays with Hallucination Adam singing and mocking her failure. She will attempt suicide when she lands in hell with Not!Adam goading her on. Just as she's about to do it you'll hear "Well, Danger Tits? Did it hurt when you fell?"Hallucination Adam will disperse and reveal real Sinner Adam taking the spear from her. Cut to black, to be concluded in season 5.This last episode will air in theatres, with the latter half of season 4 filling up the theatre timeslot. Every LGBTQIAMX+ will cry out in despair while every straight woman cums. Every straight man will be too busy wondering where to go out to eat now that the show/movie his GF dragged him into is finally over.
>>154191493>straight man will be too busy wondering where to go out to eat now that the show/movie his GF dragged him into is finally overEat what? Pussy?
>>154191413Genuinely who cares about the Vees? Chaggy got molested by season 2 and Charlie acting awful. Alastor became a massive joke. I can't judge people for not being interested in them after they didn't deliver at all during S2.
>>154191928i'm just asking that that anon be the change they wish to see in the world. meanwhile i am always down to talk about adam's biteable thighs and luscious hips.
>>154191998I'm in agreement with you. Some people need to realise that Lute and Adam are currently hot for discussion because they have not been turned into dogshit like much of the S2 cast.
MatPat seems to have fucked off to the trash thread for now. It's gonna be quiet for a while. He's probably gonna show up after he had enough of their bullying.
>>154192038It’s because their appeal is long lasting.
>>154192038It's interesting that even though they are objectively nasty violent fucked up people who do nasty violent fucked up shit I don't see much fan content of them like that. It's mostly cute or sad. There's nothing like what you see for radiostatic for instance.
>>154192403It’s expected for angels to be mean to demons and fallen angels.
>>154192403Adam X Eve get that kind of fanart instead.
>>154192056He's throwing a fit because Vivfag and Samuel debunked the Rosie being Lilith theory. So who knows.
>>154192505They didn’t deconfirm any particular identity theories. They said most of them are wrong.
>>154192403you see this with fandoms in general too - the fucked up violent stuff gets wholesome fan content, while the wholesome stuff gets the fucked up violent fan content.
>>154192571Yup. Rosie and Lilith are included in that bunch:"You know, if there's two physical different characters, there are probably two physical different characters." lmao
>>154192597So Lilith is actually Eve.
>>154191493what
>>154191413>tell us your vee theoriesThey're all going to die a horrible painful death.
>>154192613Sinner Adam fags are weirdos. Just don’t take anything they say seriously.
>>154192607lol
>>154189960Why would you want anything else.
>>154192597My brain flunked with diaper aids. I meant to say so Lilith was always Eve.
It was funny to hear Viv and Sam say Adam is "just awful" and that he's fun for her to write for.
>>154192653lol x2
>>154190067She has a feeder fetish.
>>154192626sinner adam is fun for the 'vile and blasphemous' throwback when he plaps lute.
>>154192690That shit is old and rank. Let it die. It's a boring AU.
>>154192656I’m confused by that. Lute’s va said her character will have a redemption by Adam.
>>154192725I have all of her interviews since 2024. That has never been said by Jessica. Gonna need a source buddy.
>>154192718Holy Adam walking up to Lute and seeing all of the ugly demonic features she hidden underneath. He holds her up to his arms.
>>154192725lol bullshit radar. The closest that has ever been said about Lute and working at redemption is here: https://collider.com/hazbin-hotel-season-2-teaser-trailer/"Lute (Jessica Vosk) is on a path of redemption for Adam." Collider is not officially affiliated with Viv so some of their information is wonky.Viv has stated multiple times he's dead. He's not returning.
>>154192741He doesn't have one. He's just pulling shit out of his ass.
>>154192777A woman like Lute is not meant to be alone
>>154192777I just don't think they're going to leave such an iconic biblical figure permadead.
Adam fags /really/ think Adam is gonna come back A La Chaz, huh?
I think Velvette should shag Emily with the dragon driller 5000
>>154192806me personally i want him to come back as a fucked up roo-infested corpse that manages to resist her control long enough to spare lute and turn the tide of battle.
>>154192797True
>>154192485I like flowertunes. It's usually cute.
>>154192625>Viv's favourite Glorbos getting axed She didn't even bother killing Vox at the end of S2. We're seeing these shitters till the finale.
>>154192904Such chud female features.
>>154192908Let me cope man,
>>154192893i've always assumed the reason adam holds his wings in that weird way is because eve used to hug him from behind in the same way (so she could protect his rib scar) and it reminds him of her.
I like how Viv can't usually permanently kill off her precious boys, but has no problem killing the mothers. The fact that she killed-killed Adam tells you a lot lmao
>>154190568I hope it's a dick
>>154190568Probably one of the elders that banished Lucifer, or given her likeness to Lucifer and calling herself 'Auntie Rosie' to Charlie, her older sister that Lucifer created.
>>154192929Very cute and wholesome.
>>154192924I'm sorry
>>154191493Haters will say it's fake
>>154192929I have a different assumption.If Abel was a nephilim born with wings, he could’ve done this because there were no other angels and to make himself seem more human. And then Adam copied it when he gotten wings himself.
>>154192823This but also Charlie
>>154193035MatPat you are genuinely retarded. Abel is not a Nephilim. Fuck off back to Trash you inbred disappointment.
>>154193093>SCREECH
>>154193035stop trying to make adamsapple mpreg canon i am saying this as a fujo. it's trash. it's shit.
>>154193162Pretty sure it's MatPat and not a Fujo.
>>154193297i want to BITE HIM
>>154193305lute...
Found this.https://youtube.com/shorts/ipfNlNFnva4?si=-2zBHC_81k5AwV47Rike it?
>>154193599he's so chewable
>>154193868
Sinner Adam is kewl and u r gae.
i hope one day lute turns to hallucination adam looking for comfort or advice and his mask is completely blank and he's silent. i think that would be cool and also fucked.
>>154193959
>>154194002that is sick and awesome but i meant the exterminator mask being completely dark, with no eyes or smile at all and he doesn't say anything.
Need more art of Adam beating the shit out of Alastor
>>154194234with his dick?
>>154195280>i will never be held in adam's arms like a smug catwhy fucking live
>Wifeswap Eve>Is Adam’s wife. Doesn’t truly love him back and exploits him till he dies.>Is Charlie’s mom. Doesn’t love her back. And humiliates her horrifically.>Calls back to season 1. Adam is enjoying his ribs and offered them to Charlie. When Charlie tries to grab the ribs, they go through her hands. This is ridiculously fucked.
How fat will Adam get thanks to Lute?
>>154196340Adam got fat because of Abel.
>>154196317What
>>154196317Thank God this isn't happening. Lute is Eve, first of all. She's always been obsessed with this fat fuck.
Will Adam enter a horse race in hell to find Eve's corpse parts?
>>154197731I haven't been on these threads for over a year, last time the consensus was that roo was eve or that lilith is the real eve, even that rosie was eve.Why is lute now eve? She says to ghost adam that she never had a chance to confess her feelings, so what's up there.
>>154198132Those *leaks* have been filtered through so many years of fandom discussion that people forget what they actually said. They came from someone outside the writing team, they were never presented as definitive. Roo and Eve were separate characters even in those leaks. The Rosie/Lilith/Eve theory honestly feels like the sort of thing that might have existed as a rough concept at one point before getting cut during development. With Lute/Eve:>Jessica requoted the Lute/Eve theory on twitter, and then deleted it. She even acknowledged she had to delete it. NDA violation.>Jessica has said that Lute isn't who we think she is, that there's little 'teasers' of what's to come for her, that she plays an important part with Heaven and Hell. She confirmed she has a lot of trauma and she makes it to Season five.>has said a whole lot of other shit about Lute>Viv saying that she wants to explore the Adam and Eve story through a 'female critical' lens since Eve is always blamed. Lute's audition song is Salute by Little Mix, a feminist song and Viv said she is 'feminine rage' in blueray commentary for Season one, which is specifically some womyn feminist shit.>It's obvious Lilith is just Lilith. Everyone calls her Lilith and the show points to her as Lilith.>In an special exclusive Season one Q&A, Viv said that if there are "two physical different characters, there are probably two physical different characters." - Sam and Viv were making fun of those theories. Meaning no Lilith = Rosie shit.
>>154198266none of this is new but her va has been saying shit about Lute since the show started - even before then actually, but nobody gives a fuck about Lute like that. nobody is really on top of whatever is said about her bc she's gooner material and people just want her to be with Adam or Abel.
I don't think Rosie/Lilith/Eve was ever a thing.
>>154198266>>154198290You two are genuinely annoying.Lute is special because she wants the love of Adam and doesn’t realize what it entails.
Adding my two cents: one thing I've noticed about Viv is that she's not particularly good at hiding when she's sitting on information. Watch her interviews and you'll noticed that when she gets excited, she'll start rambling, redirect the conversation, or accidentally reveal more than she intended. But when discussing Lilith, she seems p fucking straightforward. she consistently talks about her as a distinct character with her own role in the story. She talks about Lilith like Lilith is Lilith.
the lilith eve gooners choose to ignore that Erika recently said that Charlie """only ever wanted""" Lilith's love and affection. as in, Lilith has always been this way. Unless they're saying Eve raised Charlie this entire time, which is even more retarded. Viv loooves to flex her mommy issues.
>>154197843How busted is the spin?
I know for the hardcore brain dead sheep, they thought/think her necklace indicates which one is the 'real' Lilith. It's funny to watch.
>>154198780It’s a sheep thing to look at unusual objects as signs of suspicious activity?
>>154198817Exhibit A. Thanks for volunteering.Let me guess, you also think Rosie's neck lace adornment matches the Exorcists, which means she's Eve. Gold star for you.
>>154197843When will steel ball run come out? It's taking FOREVER.
I love this game. Moxxie and Striker have the same hairstyle, so that makes them brothers, right?? No wait, Carmilla has the same colors as the Exorcists and her business is all about angelic weapons. She's a former Exorcist!!!
Are ppl deadass still using the hair and necklace as hard proof lmao
>>154198909Moxxie and Striker might actually be brothers.Carmilla is believed to be a seraphim angel in particular.
>>154199032Are they not allowed to judge characters by what they look like?If anything, Viv’s statement encourages to look for those that have matched appearances with others we’ve known in the story.
You're talking to Matpat btw
>"But in season three, I just love that like you see Charlie become like a little kid again and you see her but not in the way that we think of an excitable kid. You see her as kind of this sad girl who just wanted her mom's affection and affirmation and attention.">But I really, you know, I really like empathized with Charlie in season 3 because you realize that she's doing everything to impress her mom and she's doing everything sometimes things that hurt other people, sometimes things that push her friends and her partner away from her in service of getting the love that she really truly wants and needs the most, which is her mom's. And I'm so excited for people to hear Lilith because she's so good.Stella Lilith is gonna be real
>>154199331Awe, Charlie is going to get even more insufferable... Do the Charlie fags want to see her get more pathetic? Orrrrrrrrrrr would they be into that?
>>154199331Those statements about Charlie’s character reminds me of Adam.
>>154198266People love to overcomplicate things. Not every mystery requires five layers of secret identities & conspiracy boards. Sometimes the answer is exactly what it's been pointing toward the whole time. What they're doing with Lute is p obvious. The VA gave it away already lol
>>154199610Duh. "Adam and Lute" -> "Adam and Eve" lol You mean the chick who's obsessed with him, follows him everywhere and said his soul 'completes him' is Eve?? woahhhh who saw it coming?lmao ofc she's Eve.
Viv has a habit of making her women just as messy, selfish, impulsive, and destructive as the men. Adam is literally a caricature of the toxic, entitled, sexist dudebro. Lute Eve the white "I'm not like those other girls" Karen. Lilith and Lucifer are the good couple who meant well.
>>154198290tbf I've only seen the desperate radioapple shippers still believe the Eve being the evil Lilith twin thing. That or the people who are obsessed with Kween Girlboss Need No Man Lilith because it -has- to be Eve doing the bad shit. Not Lilith. can't be.
>>154199788Aren’t you forgetting that Wifeswap Eve is an Eve that developed into “Kween Girlboss Need No Man” long before the show started and lived on her own for thousands of years?
>>154192800>I just don't think they're going to leave such an iconic biblical figure permadead.LMAOOOOO
>>154193093I don't think /trash/ wants him there either
What kind of fucking idiot said they thought Lute's 'reveal' is that she's a demon?
>>154199234This fandom is fucking insane.
>>154200955they think Adam is blind rofl
>>154199748>Lilith and Lucifer are the good couple who meant well.Very debatable. Lucifer comes off as a literal man-child who is unwilling to take responsibility. He fucked up everything yet still believes he's the victim. Depending on how awful Lilith is in S3 she might end up being worse.
>>154201005Oh no, I agree with you. Lilith and Lucifer are pieces of massive shit. I'm just saying that /seems/ to be what vivienne is going for. Lilith and Lucifer are the """"good"""" guys,
>>154189586>where is luteShe's making Abel a sammich
>>154201033It’s ridiculously hard for me to ever wobbie them when Adam didn’t think it was a mistake for him to be with an accursed Eve despite everything that happened.
>>154199748Adam and Lute come across as arrogant, self-righteous, and deeply committed to Heaven's version of justice. Both also display a specific bitterness toward Lucifer and Lilith, respectively. Meanwhile, Lucifer doesn't seem to regret giving humanity free will; he regrets the suffering that followed. Even at his lowest, he still boasts to Adam. I wouldn't be surprised if Lilith shares that mindset. Adam and Lute enforce Heaven's response to what happened, while Lucifer and Lilith continue to believe their actions were justified. Basically, Adam and Eve seek the retribution Sera talks about against Lucifer and Lilith for the role they played in destroying the lives they originally had. I think that's why Jessica said that what Lute said: "I'm here to finish what I started." means a lot to her, and that she has a lot of trauma
>>154196317>exploits him till he dies.My biggest gripe with the wife swap is that she doesn't even do that. Like if he was in on it after she convinced him to be her muscle it would have made a bit more sense. But Adam is supposedly unimportant to the greater wife swap plot. Still think it's a dog shit theory.
>>154201082Fuck off MatPat.
>>154201082>accursed Evelmao
>>154201186>Like if he was in on it after she convinced him to be her muscle it would have made a bit more sense.He is. That’s why he’s killing sinners. All for the Queen. It’s why Charlie tries to redeem sinners.Now their first scene together makes a lot more sense when you realize why Adam eats ribs and offers them to Charlie. Lute would be… so pissed if she knew.
>>154201123Am I getting this right?>Adam came up with the Exterminations>Lute: I was right about them. Adam was right about them. <- implying she contributed input with the Exterminations>Ergo, the Exterminations were both Adam and ""Lute's"" idea.>Sera: How could I trust in a justice so cruel and depraved? <- Lute's image comes up.TLDR: Lute/Eve and Adam were trying to get back at Lucifer and Lilith for the shit they pulled? I think i can get behind that.
>>154201033>I'm just saying that /seems/ to be what vivienne is going for. Lilith and Lucifer are the """"good"""" guys,I understand your point but I don't think the direction Viv is going for is gonna matter much end. If you write a Scott Pilgrim/Alex YIIK type character even you baby and woobie them constantly people are naturally gonna come to the conclusion they're a piece of shit. With Lilith I think she's just gonna nuke her because Viv's mommy issues are just that strong.
>>154201226,,,, wat
>>154201034
>>154201256It's MatPat and his retarded headcanon. Ignore him.
>>154189586what was their plan with making lute so cute?
>>154201242>people are naturally gonna come to the conclusion they're a piece of shit.I don't necessarily care about people's reactions though. People think Adam is a good guy, for example, which is such a media illiterate take. I'm only interested in how the show's creator wants us to perceive the characters so I can understand the story better.
>>154201280You keep trying to force Lute Eve narratives when you can’t even show us a single moment in which Lute looks like Eve. You are the king of headcanons.
>>154201340Hi mattie. You replied to the wrong person. I'm the Lute/Eve schizo <3 We already talked abt this. You don't care to hear explanations. You just want to bitch and moan about fanfiction. You literally wouldn't even watch the recent and very much current interview with Viv regarding character theories and prefer to latch onto hearsay leaks. Why would i keep offering explanations when you don't listen.don't make me dig up your twitter/reddit/discord accounts again, magic man
>>154201340I'm not the Lute is Eve schizo. Even so half the shit he says is more believable than your crap. Your not slick MatPat. Did you come here after they bullied you too hard on the trash thread?
>>154201331>I'm only interested in how the show's creator wants us to perceive the characters so I can understand the story better.Not always a great idea to do that. Maybe for a talented writer but for more incompetent ones it's a waste of time. Viv might want to convey something but if she ends up showing the complete opposite I'm gonna choose what can clearly has been shown. Properly delivering your message as a creator is a fundamental requirement. Otherwise you just summon Death of the Author.
>>154201405>Not always a great idea to do that. Not really how that works. I'm going to consume how it's meant to be consumed with the author's vision. After that, I don't really care. That's what fandom and fanfiction is for.>Death of the Author.Not really. In that instance, anyone can do that.
>>154201285Can't believe that the woman that drew that is still butthurt over Abel being canonically straight
>>154201454Is she? That's hilarious.Imagine if/when Lute is confirmed straight
>>154201461Lute is a strong straight woman who needs no lesbos.
>>154201340>trying to force Lute Eve narrativesDidn't her voice actress literally repost the Lute/Eve theory?????
>>154201492yup. It was NDA violation. https://x.com/cyjammy/status/1751608597929234504
>>154201498HOLY FUCK?!?!?!
ngl this show's kind of a mess
>>154201513It fits into the fanbase very well.
>>154201340aren't you the guy trying to force Eve to be some psycho madwoman and Adam into some tragic hero? kkkkkkkkkkk
>>154201513I agree but I tend like messy things. What's important at the end of the day is accepting that it's flawed and not pretending it's somehow perfection incarnate.
>>154201513Oh for sure, and it's definitely one of those shows where you can "see the seams" so to speak. That being said I still find it engaging enough despite it being in a genre I tend to be leery towards (urban fantasy).
>>154201544Can we just completely ignore MatPat at this point. Every single time he shows up he derails discussions. He's not even worth talking to because you will literally explain something and he will go "NUH UH " like a fucking nine year old.
>>154201568Yeah, agree.
>>154201498>>154201508>Lute is Eve (I am definitely wrong.)>(I am definitely wrong.)>Devil emojiHuh. This makes me think Lute being Eve is supposed be a misdirection. Maybe Charlie looks into the truth and mistakes Lute for her. Out of naivety of thinking Eve would be loyal to Adam (like her own parents are with each other) and to give us Eve’s backstory before the true reveal of her identity. It could actually be told by the disguised Eve herself to mess with Charlie. Since the storybook itself already did manipulate her to begin with.Okay. That kind of shit will break the nda.
Ok let's just ignore this retard because it has reached a point beyond being pathetic. Now it's just sad.
>>154201638Why do I get the feeling that if the whole Serith plot comes to pass, Lucifer fans will enter a quantum state of both desperately hating the ship because "muh poor sad husbando!" and overjoyed that something like RA can now become canon...
>>154201631>Just pay attention to my favorite half of the post. Not the other half of the post that flat out says the theory is definitely wrong. Because surely that half doesn’t carry heavy implications.What?
I am so confused. Why aren’t people actually happy with the idea that the mastermind would tell her own story to Charlie to completely fuck with her?Like think about it. The main reasons why people here think Lute is Eve is because Eve disappeared and they expect her to show up to be with Adam again.Eve could legitimately tell this story to Charlie and audience, only for, “Lute isn’t who [Eve] you think she is”.As in, the Eve that disappeared and gotten her story reveal mid-season. That would legitimately be a really cool way to misdirect the audience. I would’ve been fooled if the leaks come out and the true form of Eve wasn’t revealed in season 1.
>>154201710
>>154201631Seconding.>>154201667I like Sera, but Sera/Lilith and Sera/Satan don't make sense to me. Sera/Speaker is equally confusing, but more plausible imo.
>>154201726Just walk away. It's only going to get worse as season three nears
>>154199350I think they'd be into that?
>>154189672Brother she looks like she's gonna rape /you/
>>154201763She looks like she rapes men
>>154201905Like her mommy
>>154201911True
>>154201513listening to the blu ray commentary is eye opening on how much they had to rush and cram everythingalso there are so many moments where you can see how insecure sky and sam (the other animation leads) arethey talked in length how they couldn’t add things in case someone thought it was an animation error even though it was important to world building also they had valentino and vox tongue kiss at the end so “everyone knows they’re canon in case this was the only season”absolutely embarrassing
>>154201941That's unnecessarily harsh and not really warranted.
>>154190067>>154189977>>154192680listen, you can like fat guys, and not be a feeder or a gainer, okay, that shit is weird and fetish-y. the food isn't what we- er, they- are really into. It's more about having a big physical presence and a lot of power while also being soft and huggable. Food doesn't even enter into it unless you're weird.>>154201895meanwhile with abel it's everything adam has, except he's cute and breedable. where's all the fanart of lute making a man out of him?
>>154202049>meanwhile with abel it's everything adam has, except he's cute and breedable. where's all the fanart of lute making a man out of him?I'm a too much of an Eve/Lute schizo to get into that ship. If I wasn't I'd be game but I also just don't see it. Canonically, he wants that Emily cookie. Though now you have me wondering if he'd be into any of Sinners
>>154202049>except he's cute and breedableNo.
>>154202060>Canonically, he wants that Emily cookie. The show needs a man who's into chocolate and Abel fits that bill. Call that boy Willy Wonka cuz he be opening a factory to make even more.
>>154202108She's perfect.
>>154202156Almost. She needs to cuck Cherri, and then she'll be perfect.
>>154202248>Sera, grab the ozempic>Adam, hold still
>>154201498I'm reeling at this btw holy cow
>>154202378lute would NEVER she cherishes the squish as i do
>>154189643On your cum sock
>>154202634She wouldn't have a choice in the matter>Emily, restrain Lute again
>>154202378>>154202751Trying to turn Adam into a tall twink is very on brand for the show.
>>154201568I keep trying to tell niggas, engaging with the special needs retard smearing shit on the padded walls makes you a retard too
>>154202075he is both you fool. Are you some bony, twiggy little stick nobody likes because they'll put their eye out if try try to touch you? Why would anyone choose that over a man made of soft whipped butter, who jiggles like a flan pudding with every thrust? and when you're done you can roll him over and he'll be your warm pillow.what girl in their right mind would ever risk getting a papercut on a thin pointy freak. There isn't even a choice. Fat men are always going to be the superior option.
>>154202751emilute shippers are somehow the rudest meanest people i've encountered in this fanbase. i don't understand. >>154202795anyone who twinkifies adam has confirmed shit taste
>>154202751>>154202634emily wouldn't allow this either, she loves abel, which is arguably even fatter than his father was
>>154202813Have you met Lute x Vaggie people?
>>154202813>>154202831There's a shit ton of overlap when it comes to Lute X Emily and Lute X Vaggie shippers. I'm convinced both come from Yurifags being obsessed with their fetish.
>>154189643cutie
>>154202813>emilute shippers are somehow the rudest meanest people i've encountered in this fanbase...How did you reach that conclusion from what I said? I'm just not a fan of superfat Adam, and while him being fat is fine, I'd like him more if he was more akin to picrel.Also, I haven't encountered emilute shippers to any major degree to determine what they're like. The "rudest meanest" shippers in my experience are the RA shippers, and that's more due to how defensive they are rather than them being inherently dickish. Granted, I've seen adamsapple shippers become a lot more defensive as of late given the whole pride fuckfest so, eh...?
>>154202934just making conversation. also that chadam is too thin... where are his love handles for loving on... sad...
>>154202945He should have a more strongman build.
Why did Vivziepop make both fat men in Hazbin Hotel straight?
>>154202952YES you get it!!!
>>154202956Because she has a fetish for skinny gay men. Those that are not built like a twig can be straight ( example Vortex).
>>154202956>Adam and Abel straight>Mammon asexualShe hates gay barafags specifically.
>>154202945Fair enough. Like I said, despite the jokes, I don't really have a problem with him being plus-sized, given that his plus-sized version that only Lute sees is the Adam I like (I didn't care for him in season 1). Consider it a personal preference thing, as quite a few of my friends and family are fitness freaks, thus I tend to not be a fan of Mammon-sized characters.I'm honestly more interested in where you're finding aggro emilute fans, because the ones I've encountered are fine. If we're talking about aggro shippers, the one's I'm seeing as of late are the ones who are like>Sera is canonically a lesbian so if you ship her with Pentious or Satan or Adam, then fuck youor any of the other sensitive shitbags who are super-invested in character's canon sexualities.
>>154203020whenever i've encountered one they've been having a meltdown about guitarspear or any suggestion that lute possibly has an attraction to adam even if one-sided ('he groomed her!!' etc). could just be sidestepping with the vaggi/lute and general deranged solo lute fans who hate adam, fair point. also people shipped sera with adam? i've never seen that before. i always interpreted their relationship as more mother and son, but not wholesome more like mallory and sterling archer https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-q-q5zicYs
>>154203453Yeah I always imagined Lilith and Adam sorta looking at Sera like a mom figure even if the feeling wasn't mutual. Kinda makes Sera X Lilith look like some serious Oedipus Complex. Freud would be proud.
Belly Power
>>154203637i mean depending on how much worldly understanding both lilith and adam had, suddenly lucifer and lilith's relationship becomes sketchy as hell too.
>>154203648PERFECT
>>154203648
>>154202956For the feeder girls.
>>154203677>suddenly lucifer and lilith's relationship becomes sketchy as hell too.I always found it creepy as hell. He is a incredibly powerful being with realitity bending powers who should have existed for a long while. Are you seriously telling me this guy saw not even a year old Lilith and went " ZAMN she's innocent". I know Viv doesn't probably see it that way but he comes off as a major creep. Reminds me of the dudes in my country who are manchildren so they only go for younger girls who don't know any better.
>>154202248Lute is 100 percent behind this, spoiling her “sir” with cake and pizza and anything he will binge on.
>>154203747She wants to have matching bellies when she becomes pregnant.
>>154203755She is fertile and she loves it whenever he hikes up his outfit. His gut is BIG. The leader of the army should be huge, she tells herself.
>>154203755
>>154203744it's also kind of unfair for adam because how the fuck is he, a brand new human who doesn't know shit, supposed to compete romantically or physically with an otherworldly entity that's existed before the concept of time? how is a human supposed to compete with the perfectly divine?
>>154202813All yuri lovers are gross. They have the souls of spoiled milk.
>>154203999Considering how Lucifer currently acts in the show calling him perfectly divine feels inaccurate. More of a case of having the knowledge not to show his defects and failures. Basically being a performative male.
Any shippers that hardcore ship Lute and Vaggi or Lute and Emily are some the worst, aggressive, and in denial bunch I've seen. They really want lesbian Lute
>>154198767ExtremelyIt can defy every law of physics and can do basically anything you want or what Araki decides it can do
>>154204108Yup. Had the exact same experience. They also tend to randomly bring it up. Show a picture of Lute. They're going to show up saying she's a lesbian.
>>154198908In october
>>154203818>'next time make it quadruplets. we'll need a minimum four encounters during my ovulation phase and you should finish in me four times per encounter for good measure.' >'not how that works but okay.'
>>154204149Is it honestly any different from the Lute Eve crowd at all? It’s taking one element of the character and trying to make it go way too far.
He's at it again. Anybody got more accounts of his other than Reddit and Twitter ones? I'm curious if that will shut him up for a while.
>>154204169
>>154201763I wish charlie would rape me
>>154204287
>>154202248This image always makes me laugh.
>>154204261Oh my fucking god when will you newfags learn there is no reasoning with this mental patient, this is the 3rd twitter account he's deleted and counting. You will never shut him up or make him leave, just don't entertain him or interact with him, it drives him nuts
>>154204302Never interact with him. That only encourages him. Don't even reply to him.
>>154204302>>154204311Haven't been here in a long while, qrd?
>>154204301The ideal body.
And glitzernglamour yeah I know who you are, your perpetual feud with the literal retard and thinking every random anon is him is probably the worst part of the threads. I know you're new to this site so either lurk moar and get a clue or get the fuck out
>>154204311Yeah the one thing that gets under his skin is people not taking him seriously, back on /trash/ when he found out people were filtering out his namefaggotry he tried bypassing it
>>154204352They tend to drown him out either way by posting porn of their favourite character.
>>154204232MatPat shut up. Just because people aren't buying your shit theories doesn't mean all the other ones are.
>>154204365WHAT DID I FUCKING SAY
>>154204323tf are you talking to?
>>154204365WHY DID YOU RESPOND TO HIM? Literally just ignore him. If you really have to talk about him use the third person likes he's some fucking demon.
>>154204385Pls ignore. It's bait.
>>154204385>>154204399Guess who the main Lute Eve schizo is, search it up
>>154204399Ok
>>154202972Not true, what about that guy Stolas hooks up with, the succubus?
Nobody cares who the Eve=Lute shizo is. He's polite enough and knows when to chill. This shit ain't working.
Why do so many kids watch this show? It's very weird to me, since this is functionally a show about buggery and about the practise of being a toilet trader. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CFQxiL8ElZA
so like genuine question - what's husk's plot going to be? what's his personality when he's sober? what did he go to hell for? what could heaven possibly offer him and would he ever want to go knowing angel was still in hell alone? can he even go to heaven if he's tied to alastor and would alastor ever let him go?
>>154204434he's a muscle twink, he's still not got an ounce of 'excess' body fat on him.
>>154204443It's not like the parents discourage them apparently.
>>154204462I think the term you're looking for is Twunk.
>>154204359It doesn't work
>>154204450I don’t care. All of the yaoi is poorly written.
>>154204450>what's husk's plot going to be?No idea.>what's his personality when he's sober?I'm pretty sure we see that in the show don't we?>what did he go to hell for?Gambling probably.>what could heaven possibly offer him and would he ever want to go knowing angel was still in hell alone?I don't think so. I think we're ever angel goes, he'll want to go.>can he even go to heaven if he's tied to alastor and would alastor ever let him go?We have no idea how the lore works in that instance.It's funny that for all these supposed leaks with Lilith, Eve, Rosie, there's no leaks for what happens to the rest of the characters. Big clue that it's all horseshit anyway.
>>154204261I mean you're kind of fighting a fruitless battle. These boards are meant to be anonymous, and for all we know, all these comments are the same person Talking to each other. Can't really do much. All that can be done is just ignore him when he spergs out and starts talking about his hate boner for Eve, or the Zestial thing or how much he hates Eve Lute, or about how great Adam is, And so on..
>>154204531You don't need leaks to have your Yaoi slop. Most "fans" of said characters are already satisfied.
>>154204531yeah that's something that's always put me off about almost all the leaks over time. nothing about the vees, nothing about lute, etc.also lmao that that's really all the husk discussion that's necessary. keith david's hardcarrying husk's value to the show.
>>154204565Are they? Admittedly I have not seen much of a reaction for these two. Then again, they're probably the most satisfied compared to the rest of the fans. It's canon, they are clearly meant to be a couple, and when it's time to explore them, the show focuses on only that, so it's not like they're getting no development, there's no ship competition either from what I understand. Yeah they have it good
>>154204450>what's husk's plot going to be?Alcoholics Anonymous/Gambling Anonymous
I'm just going to say it: Charlie's pilot voice is so much easier on the ears. Her series voice is okay but it can get grating really quickly. The one from the pilot match the whole Disney vibe better.
>>154199957What
>>154204560I mainly have only talked about Lute Eve and the leaks. And why I think Lute Eve lacks the support that Lilith Eve has in the show. And issues of trying to use that one Twitter post as essential Lute Eve evidence.Most of the time, someone else spazzes out Zestial isn’t Caine in that spelling out of nowhere.
>>154204606pilot charlie speaking > official speakingpilot charlie singing < official singingi find it the opposite, her singing voice in the pilot is piercing in a bad way.
>>154204637Interesting, interesting.
>>154204631K
Y no hazbin season 3 leaks?
What is your dream size for Adam?
>>154204631Nta But I'll take a tweet and comments from the VA versus....>Hair.>Necklace.>omg puppy nose!!11Get that fucking shit outta here.
>>154204721Muscular. sorry, I just don't like fat people. Strongman is also okay. Skinny twink Adam is the devil though
>>154204697They tightened security. We're not getting an entire eepisode like last year.
>>154204721fat
>>154204579I would assume that Lilith Eve was a foundation for the lore mystery plot and characters like the Vees and Lute were hardly developed plotlines for anything relevant in the 2019 pilot. Even the episode concepts we had back then was of a much more episodic show of them just living in Hell in a noticeably lighter hearted tone. The leaks I believe work into the current show that I would need to have strong in-show evidence to believe otherwise.
>>154204721450 pounds. Big belly, big butt. All for Lute.
>>154204779Assuming it's a foundation is too much. it sounds more like something that was spitballed or a potential concept. Thinking that it was integral to the show's lore is giving it a ton of credit because the die hard vivzie fans know that she never even mentioned Eve Lilith or Rosie or any plot lines similar to that back in the day. Lilith was just always Lilith. Adam wasn't a thing either until the show. The leaks, if they were ever even accurate in the first place, which I'm actually positive. They're not, and applying them now, especially after season 2 is brain dead. They don't work anymore.
Are people actually still believing the whole Rosie Eve Lilith evil twin shit? Or is it just a 4chan thing.
>>154204480Cain it's going to be a twunk. What if they all were, and Abel is literally the only one who looks most like his dad? That'd be funny. He hates the one that looks the most like him
>>154204764Neither of them believe gluttony should be a sin. It’s too much bliss to be a sin.
>>154204853Mostly here and on some obscure Facebook groups. A lot of people understand and can see it's bullshit.
>>154204837That and the whole Lucifer being Alastor in disguise were the type of stuff Sam and Viv were making fun of in the exclusive interview.
>>154204916Alastor will be Charlie’s stepfather if Radioapple happens.
>>154204302Someone should put in a warning on the hazbin template specifically outing the guy because it's just sad and ridiculous. Most threads die because of him
>>154204941Alastor has banged all the morningstars.
I like how Lilith's nose was stylized for that one shot in season 1, and people jumped the gun saying it's a puppy dog knows when clearly it's not.
>>154204997and in a show where the heights and overall design features are drawn super inconsistently. But no, yeah. It's for sure a puppy nose ,,
>>154204942it gets resurrected by adam and lute lust pretty easily though. that's the power of guitarspear.
>>154204664Thank you.>>154204727I’m not sure why. I did point out that the whole post is saying Lute being Eve is wrong. And while Vosk has said “Lute isn’t who you think it she is”. Around that time she said that, there were Lute Eve theories floating around. Even back when Lute was revealed, people thought she was Eve in disguise and she was a literal black bird.
>>154204956His harem.
>>154205047K
>>154204941Does anybody even actually want that.
How does this sound? Alastair x Abel. He claims the subby horny son of one of his biggest foes, a trophy pet conquest. A mere Sinner sleeping with the Exorcist leader of Heaven as the TOP.
>>154204997What if that is supposed to be lore relevant but would be mistaken as an animation error: >>154201941
>>154205101Lol
>>154205077For the surreal comedy of it, hell yeah.
>>154205082No
>>154205082only if abel surprises him the way his dad did and destroys that dussy also the same way his dad did.
>>154205030It has to be a puppy nose. This is their biggest hyped character ever and three of her in-person appearances are drawn “incorrectly”.In the Lucifer flashback, her hair is facing her face. The Lilith card does similar mistakes with her hair. And when we see her face, it looks wrong because of the black nose.She only looked right in the family portraits.
>>154205101Bahahahahahah
>>154205145Sounds more like a Switch thing then.
>>154204721I imagine he had a complex evolution when it came to his body type. He had a twink/twunk build while in the Garden of Eden because he was only eating fruits and veggies without much physical exercise. After getting kicked out he developed a strongman build that was required for his new life. They wouldn't know when they would get their next meal so at the beginning they would eat as much as they could. He would have developed some serious muscle mass but would still have some fat in case he needed to go a couple of days without food. In Heaven this tendency to overeat caused him to gain a lot of weight and the lack of physical activity meant he had no proper outlet to regulate. He would have went from hunting, farming and building to just chilling in heaven.
>>154204869I kinda imagine they were not that fat during their time on earth. Food would have been a commodity. Adam might have been between strongman and twunk build. Cain being a twunk makes sense since farming would have been a very demanding job. Abel could have also been a lot skinner compared to his Heaven self. I do imagine with constant access to food and lack of demanding activities both Adam and Abel chonked up in heaven.
>>154205348That's probably the logical answer but, it's going to be that he was always a twink, before and after eating, and he only got fat in heaven.
>>154205043Sadly Adam and Lute threads seem to attract the fucker also.
>>154205348i think there's also some emotional eating going on, both from flood trauma (i'm so sure watching that happen fucked him up) and also depending on how long he was separated from eve for, regardless of which theory is true.
It's a cartoon. It doesn't mean it has to be realistic or logical. Look at the Exorcists. Yeah they're shit soldiers, but they're all built like hourglass models. They should have muscle mass and shit. They don't. Who gives a fuck. It's obvious that Adam was skinny on Earth and then he got fat as fuck in Heaven. That's the joke. He let himself go
>>154205456The Exorcists are supernatural entities.
>>154205445Well yeah because it's the only thing he fucking talks about. He always brings it back to Abel, to Cain, to evil Eve, To hating on everything that doesn't support his wack ass fanfiction theories. Nobody Can actually have a substantial discussion anymore.
>>154205474And Adam ascended, turning into something beyond human.
>>154205432Didn’t help he ended up with Feeder Lute, who shamelessly enabled his appetite.
>>154205446K
>>154205488He ascended alright
>>154205488Lute’s Big Boy.
Viv liked a post saying Lilith was made beautiful, a batty, while Adam was just some guy, not particularly good looking. He's so fucking mediocre dude. He should be hot. It's even worse because Viv intentionally designed Lucifer to be sexually appealing. Let that shit sink in.
>>154205559I'm pretty sure he was designed after Alex B. He's not supposed to be this super handsome guy. Annoys the fuck out of me that Lilith is though. They just made an average licking fat fuck lol
All the humans in Eden are white.
>>154205559>Viv intentionally designed Lucifer to be sexually appealingThat's a thing? He looks like a clown with no nose.
>>154204721Huge.
>>154205638No yeah, she actually did.
>>154205638Well she did say he's a ringleader, and hell is his circus basically. So ,,,, kind of related, I guess?
>>154205629If they were black they would have all already stolen the apples. They wouldn't even eat them. Just stealing for the love of the game.If they were Asian they would have caught Lucifer while he was in snake form and turned him into traditional Chinese medicine. Probably though they would get better eyesight from it.If they were Latino the angels would get tired if them cutting up the garden and having to deal with a bazillion children. I'm the end they would have gotten deported without eating the apple.
>>154205503Not pictured is the feeding machine Lute built for him.>>154205645Big Adam is best Adam.
>>154204287Careful what you wish for, Anon.
>>154205677So she just made him hot for her. Cuz realistically half the female population ain't dating his short ass.
>>154205476Anon, my problem with other theorists is that they act like complete asses that insulted me and others for pointing out clear evidence and issues with their speculations.Their “evidence” against Zestial being one of the oldest overlord sinners ever is a booklet that calls him the oldest sinner and makes no references at all to older overlords that existed prior to him. That legitimately gets them to be mad at me for pointing out something that basic. Even in this thread, they throw laughing fits over a black nose Charlie inherited being a threat to their glass buildings.
>>154205559>>154205606Lilith is literally just generic tall blonde white woman. Viv's just overhyping her as usual.
>>154205503Lute drinks this every day.
>>154205503Who made this degenerate meme in first place.
Adam personally breastfeeds each and every exorcist before the extermination to keep their bones strong.
>>154205559>>154205743Lilitih genuinely looks disgusting to me.Does anyone remember the fan designs Adam had because they were basing his appearance on Lilith’s? He looked absolutely horrible. Adam looks a lot better than Lilith because Viv tried to make him mid.
>>154205836Her updated design is fine but still very generic. She's just blonde white woman with horns. Pretty sure it has been done a million times before. Nothing much to talk about.
>>154205833Apparently Lute has been skipping out last time. That's why she lost an arm.
>>154205880Last time Lute started moaning and touching herself so this time Adam is making her wait until they all go home.
>>154205864She looks more dead than the Corpse Bride.
>>154205919Weirdly fitting. I kinda imagined Eve also liked bitting Adam's nips during sex.
>>154205933She does seem to have a subtle pinkish/purplish hue to her skin tone.
>>154205966Whatever is up with that I don’t like it. Her art in R34 should be tagged as necrophilia.
>>154205948He's her rib-mommy-daddy after all.
Does Viv has a divorced mother?
>>154205503Why is it so dark? High butterfat content?
>>154205559>>154205606so does this mean she doesn't think alex b is super handsome? rude, also adam is hot cry about it.
>>154202222This shit isn't canon. Why the fuck are people doing this?
>>154206303Honestly because of how the show tend to have a very specific look for guys he actually comes off very attractive because he's the only real masculine looking guy. He stands out in a sea of oversaturated skinny twinks and you can't really count the inhuman designs ( sorry husk nobody wants to be a Shane Dousen).
>>154205933Corpse Bride is beautiful. Lilith isn't.
>>154206377Because people like things outside of canon? What, is this your first day in a fandom?
Adam was fed by all the Exorcist women?
>>154206519By Abel’s keeperEmily
>>154205082it would be more in character for valentino or vox to do that
>>154206586Emily shares Lute’s fondness for fattening up Exorcist males.
>>154206519To make his milk rich and creamy, yes.
>>154206858Vox x Abel could work. Vox is feeling down after Season 2 so he seduces Abel to feel powerful again. He gets off on the irony of sleeping with an EXORCIST.
>>154207215Does Adam have moobs?
>>154207226Abel is straight. He would vaporize Vox with holy light in a fit of gay panic as soon as he realized their sleepover was a sex sleepover.
>>154206519yes he ate them all out
>>154207237The most kissable suckable moobs in heaven.
>>154207278It’s not uncommon for Emily and Lute to go for a moob each.
>>154207257alternately, he would go along with it to be polite
>>154207257Unless they had super-drunk gay sex that resulted in comical fumbling, both of them having blackouts afterward.
Was it ever explained why Charlie saying Vox was the most powerful sinner grabted him power? Or did I completely misunderstand that scene?
>>154205732>OthersNo it's just you.
>>154205743She's desperately wants to make her Jessica Rabbit. Which is actually ironic because in most of Lilith's paintings she's a redhead. Viv could have just made her that way. But no, she made her blonde.
Or Vox NEVER planned to have sex with Abel. It just happened.
>>154207382You a little worked up there. anon? Did you fumble a recent potential one night stand?
>>154207355Emily goes for Abel's, which are just as big.
Why the fuck does Lilith look like a genderbend female version of Lucifer?
>>154207572She doesn’t. She looks uglier than him.
Abel's nipples are sensitive. He needs more training before he takes over feeding the exorcist hordes.
>>154207572don't bring down girlcifer's good name by comparing her to lilith.
>>154207636Emily is happy to keep feeding him the right food for that.>>154207534She latches on like a vacuum, skillfully draining his bloated moobs of his milk.
>>154207572The genderbent Lucifer is actually Charlie.
>>154207691Emily invites Lute to take a moob for herself. Lute insists it's nothing like Adam's but secretly she loves it.
>>154207778She's a little too much like Lucifer sometimes. Do you guys think Lucifer created Charlie or maybe even Rosie? He's a seeaph right?
>>154207691What is the right food for angel milk production?
>>154207913cool image, anon
>>154207913Before It was revealed she was wearing a mask, there was a bunch of fanart of Lute with pitch black skin. People thought that it was just her head. They also thought this with Adam. How did nobody get that those were LED masks?
>>154207788Lute is addicted to Exorcist moob milk. She will suckle greedily until her belly sloshes. And Abel is just as delicious as Adam. Lute hides her thirst out of pride until the urge overtakes her.>>154207818Lotta dairy mainly.
>>154207947>Lute reveals she does have a form like that>The fanart returns
>>154207947I want Vaggi to reclaim her Exorcist mask in Season 3, subversively making it into a demon mask to show defiance.
>>154207947Idiots also thought, well I guess some still do, the ornament on the soldiers' uniform is bird feathers. It's chainmail.
>>154207987The Exorcist masks and uniform, literally everything about them is already demonic. It's not exactly a secret. Jessica referred to Lute as a demonic angel. I would not be surprised if heaven made their own demons to fight other demons. Again, not really a secret especially since it was Adam that came up with the idea for the exterminations.
>>154207987>Vaggie>defianceVaggie is a born footstool who will only "defy" anyone under the direction of someone else.
>>154189586Big fat Adam tummy
>>154208014I mean Vaggi making her old mask explicitly demonic in design, looking more like an Imp face.
>>154207989people also thought that was proof rosie is a fallen angel/ex-exorcist too, when in her case it wasn't even chainmail, just ruffles on her collar.
>>154207922Mistakes were made.
>>154208055They literally do look like imps most of all. In fact they're horns are like female imps horns.
>>154208060I think Carmilla is a fallen angel.
>>154208050Fat Adam tummy and heavily lactating moobs.
>>154208060No, People think she's a fallen angel because of her powers. We don't see any other Overlords with those powers. The only other sparkly powers we see besides Lucifer are Stolas and Paimon, but that's easily explained because they are Lucifer's creations. What's Rosie's explanation?
>>154208050One day Abel will become that big, once Emily and Lute work their magic on him.
>>154208087She's not. Aren't you the guy that also thinks Striker and Moxxie were Brothers because of the hair.
Think Camilla and Sera will end up lovers, now that Sera is a confirmed lesbian?
>>154208108Lucifer or Lilith probably made her.
>>154208109Damn he is so gorgeously fat.
>>154208143Personally I just think they gave Sera a random sexuality. It's probably not gonna matter in the show.
>>154208143Only if Zestial burns his bridges with the Latinx
>>154208055>old exorcist mask explicitly demonic in designHuh??????? Do you not know what The Exorcists look like???????
>>154208163the most stealable pyjama hoodies in the world
>>154208192>Latinx You made me feel unbearable pain.
>>154208190He would do this, wouldn't he?
>>154208214He would.
>>154208192I could see Carmilla being bi for him.
>>154208014That would explain Sera’s hatred for Lute and why they’re female only. She doesn’t want them to breed
>>154208200That guy thinks that the exorcist big secret twist is -drum roll- that they are demonic creatures. You know, the soldiers with the horns, the evil faces, the black halos, the black uniform that Heaven designed? Yeah. So I wouldn't bother.
Lute is notorious for ripping open Adam’s robe and burying her face in Adam’s moobs.
I need Adam to lactate directly into my open mouth.
>>154208254Sera will go on her knees and beg Adam to fuck anyone besides Lute.
>>154208342what will she do if he picks emily
>>154208362Be relieved Adam isn’t going to be making demon spawn.
>>154208334Angel moob milk is amazing.
>Sera is relieved that Adam is dead because he was the closest thing to breed with an Exorcist>In her dreams, Adam comes back and does make Lute into a mother. >The demons fly out from Lute’s vagina and tear Sera apart.
I like the idea Exorcists are closet demons (even altering their own bodies) hence their vulgarity and hostility towards Hell. They hate themselves.
>>154208109I want to see Adam’s big belly.
>>154208453Vaggie doesn’t know this. Lute and Sera definitely do.
>>154208453What if Lute is the only one with an altered body to true her true form and rest of the exorcists were born looking normal.
>>154208621>>154208602The irony is that they could bring about peace between Hell and Heaven. They bridge the gap between the realms. They’re Heaven-raised Hellspawn.
>>154208515
Does Adam have a belly button or not since he wasn't born in the usual way?
>>154208671Lute in paradise next to her big bodied love.
>>154208655>Lute hates being a representative of this kind of thing.
>>154208602It’s why Lute loves Adam so much. Innate demon desire for Angel.
>>154208671>adam will never shield me from the sun with his beautiful wings or let me rest my tired head on his luscious bellywhy fucking live
>>154208716It takes Sinner Adam to redeem her, allowing Lute to stop hating that she is in fact a demon raised by Heaven.
>>154208746Holy Adam redeems her because is the man on the list.
>>154208729>Using Adam's belly as a pillow and his wings as a blanket.
>Adam will turn Lute into a blonde and golden angel.
>>154208833>rising and falling with each breath he takes
>Adam will turn Lute into a quivering and spent mess on his bed
>>154208833And nourishment from his big moobs.
>>154208981*bed of grass
>>154208958>Then they will proceed to have millions of kids which will conquer heaven and hell.
One thing that bothered me about the angels not knowing what it takes to get into heaven is that it seems to be implied that the system is both prone to mistakes AND all knowing and perfect. Pentious makes it up there by his own merits and is then put on trial by Adam, a person whom by all accounts shouldn't be there and NOBODY had any control over either case.
>>154209029That's the point.
>>154209029Misspoke, didn't mean to say put on trial. I was just drawing a comparison. Distracted writing.
>>154209037The point is that nothing makes any sense and nobody knows what's going on?
>>154208988Call that bed and breakfast
>>154209062>The point is that nothing makes any sense and nobody knows what's going on?NTA but based upon how the show has shown how the angels react, yeah
>>154209062Oh cool, you watched the show.
>>154208981adam earns his title of dickmaster and i will die on this hill.
Excited for Season 3 to open with Adam and the dead exterminators showing back up at Heaven's gates like thishttps://youtu.be/3WNvZPDqSzQ?si=7ufQUOXT2hI4By-p
>>154209029motherfucker what did you think Charlie saying "Wait, none of you what gets someone into Heaven?!" was meant to convey to us? That's literally the whole point.
>>154208993Or they’ll be Heaven’s edgy hipster chicks.
>>154209126i wonder what's going to happen to hell once the population self-selects into the sinners who want redemption and the sinners who will never want redemption? like inevitably something like the exterminations will need to return before the latter destroy the former.
>>154209077Bliss.
>>154209175It could get worse if it turns what Hellborn could be redeemed too. So hell is more divided than ever.
>>154209171Edgy? Anon, Lute allows no kid to be emo.
>>154209241>Adam in season 3 when he kills Charlie’s mom for being too evil
Maybe the reason why Adam uses Rock and Roll and uses it for heavenly purposes is because rock and roll is considered the devil’s music.
>>154209235Goths being half-demon.
>>154209272So him and Lucifer fucked. Got it.
>>154209272More and more I’m convinced the Exorcists are Heaven-raised demons, loyal to their home but still devilish. Hence Lute’s love of rock and Adam’s gluttony.
>>154209366Abel is fat and he has nothing to do with this.
>>154209112My point was that Pentious is made to seem truly virtuous and he was selected by the unseen power that governs entry to heaven. The conclusion you draw from this is that whatever power governs the system does its job well regardless of the circumstances. But then you also have people like Adam in heaven who do nothing but sin and act out their vices, and it can be presumed that they were selected by the same system. Charlie BASES her ENTIRE redemption system off of the IDEA that the power governing this is just and fair, and it... seems to be. But it also seems NOT to be. At the same time. These two things can't be true at once unless there IS no rule and Pentious was just a cosmic coincidence.
>>154209376Abel isn’t a demon. Only the female Exorcists.
>>154209411Abel would be in hell if Adam was a bad person. Our view of Adam comes from a girl that makes Lucifer and Lilith look good and an incompetent corrupt dyke that is ordering Lute to hide big secrets from him. Neither of them ever raised a human to be a winner.
>>154209241guitarprincess CUTE
>>154209411what if adam was sufficiently virtuous in life that he genuinely got into heaven by merit, but there's no mechanism for kicking a winner out if they backslide? we know heavenborn like lucifer, vaggi and the cherubs can be exiled, but we've never seen a human soul fall from heaven. the alternative is that adam literally has a 'fuck you, my baby can do whatever he wants' button from god, which is very funny.
>>154209593is the big G even a thing in this universe? i'm not up on the supplemental lore
>>154209593It would explain why Adam consorts with secret demon chicks.
>>154209411Adam does not actually sin though. He's sexist, cruel, etc but he acts within Heaven's jurisdiction. The exterminations are not sinful because they get a pass from heaven, not that I'm excusing that, I'm just saying it doesn't count. Him pouring around also doesn't count because we can assume in this universe, that's simply not a thing, it's not simple. Remember, Charlie tried to make it seem like it was but she literally does not know anything.
Adam is such a winner he has a hot demon harem loyal to Heaven.
>>154209716He hasn’t done that with Lute yet and Lute is stupidly desperate to be holy. Unlike Lilith.
>Adam upon learning the conspiracy completely shifts the exorcists in a way that shocks everyone. He puts them all, except Lute, in princess dresses with dolls to play with. Lute is baffled by it.
>>154209727>Underneath it all, Abel is extremely sexist and cruel. And his sexism is why he is appealed by Emily so much.
>>154209754He doesn’t want to mess it up and he has no idea what their half-demon kids will be like in Heaven. He worries they’ll get bullied.
I'm watching season 2, who's the black angel who's nice to Pentious again?
>>154209931Emily
>>154209727i am genuinely curious as to how adam got away with launching the exterminations and doing them for so long considering the speaker considers them a transgression - like adam literally has sinner erasing holy light beams which he definitely didn't have while alive, so why was he ever given those powers to begin with if not to kill sinners with them? who was he meant to fight BUT sinners? who gave him those powers?i also find it interesting that lute is the face of the exterminations, from the building to the exorcists sera sees in her song. why is adam so disconnected from them, despite so proudly ordering and leading them?
Where is her fat fucking chud. Who will return her chud to her
>>154210095She will die in season 5 and then they will reunite.
>>154210106She’ll be overjoyed to see his huge Sinner body.
>>154210169Sinner Adam is too kino of a concept so it won't happen.
>>154210095God will
>>154210034Plot twist.The speaker wasn’t talking about exterminations. She was talking about the exorcists themselves being Sera’s mistake.And Pentious was actually sent here to guilt trip Sera on mistreating them.
>>154210169
>>154210346>beetlejuice stripesnice
Milking Adam dry. Making golden butter and heavy cream with Adam milk.
>>154210346I do want to see this. Heaven’s demoness and Hell’s Angel.
>>154210533in order: CUTE!!!cute! CUTE!!!CUTE!!!CUTE!!! adamsapple palette swap ass looking mf boring
>>154210570Yes! MOAR of that!
>>154210570YOUR TITS LOOK WONDERFUL SIR
>>154210570He even moos because he knows she likes it.
>>154210533>Adam/BeeAny fics with this ship? I've recently read ones with Adam/Stella and Adam/Leviathan, but I've never seen Adam/Bee.
Vaggie expelled from the exorcists for biting when she latched the nipple...
>>154210686But not before absolutely engorging herself on delicious milk, her gut round and sloshing. Vaggi dreams of one day latching onto Abel’s nipples since he seems more reasonable.
FIRST MAN more like FIRST MAMMAL amirite
>>154210854The Exorcists had no idea anything could taste as good as Adam’s and Abel’s milk.
>>154210798when she goes back to heaven with charlie she doesn't let her go to the zoo with emily. instead she convinces charlie to seduce adam when he comes to the hotel room under the pretence of getting him to be on their side for the court trial so she can chance another taste. she gets denied by lute and is instead forced to watch charlie enjoy it without her.
>>154210914Adam's milk has a havy fat content. Abel's is lighter, like a sheep's milk, and is good for cheesemaking. Abel makes cheese baskets for gifting with his leftover produce. Adam doesn't do shit with his increased production which makes him swollen and grumpy.
>>154210967In frustration Vaggi seduces Abel. Sure his milk isn’t as fat-filled but it’s better than nothing. And she really goes to town on his sensitive moobs.
>>154210993His moobs are more often milk-bloated, requiring a ton of suckling for relief.
>>154211102Abel even pets her hair while she's feeding. Adam never did that - he treats exorcist feeding as more of a chore, except when it's Lute's turn.
Wtf did this thread turn into?
>>154211205Trash
>>154210034No, they did not consider the Exterminations the transgression necessarily, but Sera's choices. Heaven thought they were doing the right thing. Of course he has powers. He is an archangel. He's not heaven born, so we can deduce that it's more of an honorary position, so yeah, Heaven gave him those powers because he probably wanted to enact revenge against Lilith/Lucifer.Lute herself implies that she had some type of input regarding sinners and the exterminations. Sera Also tells her that she will be making her own decisions from now on, suggesting that her and Lute probably had more conversations behind the scenes. The reason Lute is the face of the exterminations very frequently within the show visually, is most likely because she herself is Eve. I would not be surprised if it was both Adam and Lute that brought the idea to Sera. Eve is the one trying to make up for her mistake in taking the apple.
>>154211227Also adding, when Sera and Sir Pentious are singing live to live, and she mentions Adam, how Sir Pentious' fear did not drive him to wickedness and he saved someone he cared about, she then gearures to that Adam cloud before it disperses. Both and Adam and Lute are there, the Sera cloud facing away from them, and then surrounded by six angels, which is coincidentally the same amount of angels we see that casted Lucifer out in his song with Charlie. We also those same angels in Charlie's Storybook. So I think those are the elders? And the entire image looks very much like Eden. With Adam and Eve being ""wicked""
>>154211187Vaggi isn’t quite as greedy as Lute, having learned from her banishment. But her capacity to hold milk is still amazing. At least a solid gallon.
>>154210034>why is adam so disconnected from them, despite so proudly ordering and leading them?Because he's a dumb asshole that no one else in heaven actually liked and every single one of his public appearances were probably a complete PR disaster. Who do you want as the face of your military- a well-trained and well-disciplined professional soldier, or a guy who probably shows up late to most meetings while still hung over?
>>154211187It is kinda a chore for Adam, as new Exorcists have to drink from his moobs as part of their training.
>>154211264Maybe the event being depicted from the cloud is about Sera’s wickedness because she is the one turning away in shame.
>>154211342Could be! But the line: " in the battle with Adam you feared your death. But fear didn't drive you to wickedness. You were brave and you sacrificed yourself for another life." Positive that's referencing the Adam and Eve story where generally it's understood that he decided to stand up with Eve when she took the Apple. Perhaps in this universe he didn't do that.
>>154211315In the playbill it says he was voted the biggest dick in heaven which is double meaning. he was a jerk to everyone most likely, pretty easy to assume that nobody liked him. And given that nobody mourns for him or throws a funeral, I think it's safe to say that. Yeah no, he really wasn't that important. In that sense. He was more of a mascot than anything.
>>154211369I mean he also does say that he's never " made a mistake in his fucking life" which could just be his inflated sense of ego, or he literally decided not to eat the fruit with Eve.
>>154211315>or a guy who probably shows up late to most meetings while still hung over?except we know that's not true, because of how sera reacts to abel during the first war meeting. she's clearly disappointed and confused by his failure to come up with a workable plan for her on the spot, which implies adam usually did and successfully at that, which is why she let things get so bad and had to be told by the speaker to step up and make a decision for herself.
>>154211412Adam not eating the fruit would mean he had the choice to not be with Eve.
>>154211445Yeah, he always had that choice. Perhaps he didn't eat the fruit, therefore, he did not officially sin (meaning he's good to go for heaven), but still chose to leave Eden with her.
>>154211205The Male Angels Have Breastmilk Thread. Duh.
>>154211386I work in local county-level government and it's generally understood that the elected officials at most of the offices (coroner, clerk of courts, register of wills, etc.) are all figureheads who do very little, and are only there to boost their resume so they can run for actually prestigious offices, while the first deputy or office manager is the real brains of the office. I assume it was similar in Heaven, where Adam is mostly a figurehead who does very little and Lute was the one mainly in charge of the day-to-day running of the Exorcists. >>154211436Except Adam didn't really ever show signs of having a plan beyond "go down there and kill a bunch of demons". I doubt there was a serious workable plan and it was more of a "don't worry, we got this".
>>154211436That doesn't imply that at all. She's surprised by his cowardice, most likely because Adam would say some shit like, just kill them all or something. Just the fact that Abel was promoted without training heavily implies that the commander position doesn't need special requirements. Not only that, we never see Adam using proper combat. He's just a guy who got power and he's blasting and punching everything. But he doesn't fight, fight, not like Lute does. The show also implies that Lute did the training, and when it came to disciplinary action, Adam allowed her.. But in practice, she did all that. And if you go by the leaked audition sheets, she's also training the girls there. Adam isn't involved like that
>>154211469That little difference is extremely tragic. I’m a selfish pussy compared to him
>>154211481Yes, that's exactly what I assume too. I would not be surprised at all, if it turned out that all the combat strategies, everything, was all done by Lute. The show implies this. Especially with Sera telling her: " You will remain Lieutenant. The decisions are mine and mine alone to make,", plus her being in the special conference room, implies that she probably did all that work while Adam fucked around.
Abel literally says that he was not trained for this, for the apocalypse. Meaning the commander position doesn't need fighting experience whatsoever.
>>154211519I assume it was kinda like how the FBI is now where you need a special breaching team to wake up your completely shitfaced drunk boss
>Sera’s biggest fear about Adam is him returning and no longer playing the figurehead anymore or respecting her.
>>154211477Milkposting is so based...
>>154211570>Implying Adam actually respected Sera
>>154211577He does.
>>154211585Lol
>>154211576Long live Adam’s Holy Moobs!
Has anyone find it interesting that the first worshipper of Roo was Martha and after Martha was killed, her family immediately dropped down the murder cannibalism.Maybe Lilith is that Martha for the Morningstar family.
>>154210967Adam is smugly pleased he has tamed the bratty princess of Hell via his addictive milk.
>>154211557Exactly.
>Adam forces Lute to retire as an Exorcist. >She has to train a new lieutenant to inherent her duties.>In the middle of it, the lieutenant is shocked by how ignorant Adam and Abel about these these areas on purpose by Sera’s command. She immediately grabs Abel and makes him more involved.
>>154201616I have never seen someone bend over so extremely backwards to purposely misread something. Holy cope. What is this?
>>154211715Ignore them. This person has a whole version of the show in their head. They're overcomplicating anything that contradicts their version so that it fits.
>>154211715i personally don't vibe with the Lute Eve thing ,,,, but to intentionally read it that way is some srs coping
>>154211715It’s not Lute is Eve, the end. It’s Lute is Eve, I’m definitely wrong. Not applying the full sentence is misreading the post.
>>154211789Nobody is omitting the last part of the post. You just literally don't know how to decipher written text.
>>154211767The point isn’t about misreading the post. It’s about being in the full box of it and envisioning the show under that kind of story line. Since that anon constantly mentioned it broke the ndas.I already know Lute isn’t Eve because Lilith in the first season had two depictions of looking exactly like Eve. But one thing I was confused about is when they will reveal Eve’s backstory before doing any true identity reveals. So if “Lilith” goes up to Charlie and reveal it herself, that would be the greatest way to execute it.
>>154211948They are. It says that the theory is definitely wrong.
>>154211950>It’s about being in the full box of it and envisioning the show under that kind of story lineThat's very much a you problem.
>>154211979From my piece of mind, I'm going to pretend that you genuinely are just not culturally familiar with how cheeky texts work.
>>154211950>I already know Lute isn’t Eve because Lilith in the first season had two depictions of looking exactly like EveNta but we don't know what Eve looks like.
>>154212012> Nta but we don't know what Eve looks like.We do. The Eden storybook. Her hairstyle matches the two out of three Lilith appearances in season 1. The card depiction replicates the smile.
>>154211996I am familiar with cheeky texts. But I am envisioning it as Vosk grabbing this text because it fits into the storyline she’s expecting Lute to have.
>>154212050Jesus, dude.
>>154212143>I am envisioning itBroski that's literally you making shit up
>>154212146For me, I genuinely do find that freaky. I am really creeped out by any time I see “Lilith” and notice something is off. Those being against wifeswap because it’s “stupid” should listen to their own complaints. “Lilith” is off and we are given those moments directly in the season 1 story. If she didn’t, then it wouldn’t be true. Viv thought we would love Lucifer and Charlie and scream at them that this chick isn’t who she is like we are in a thriller. Problem is, the audience hates them and would just use this to say they are totally braindead. Which is true.
>>154212361Lilith is Lilith. Hope this is helpful.
>>154212361I don’t mind Lucifer I just feel the writing messed him up in season 2, same with Charlie.
>>154212393She isn’t. I am severely biased against her but the “Lilith” we have seen is definitely not her. She wouldn’t ever have two Eve-looking appearances if she was Lilith. She would’ve look the same but silhouetted and without any of the “mistakes” going on.
>>154212406I think the issue comes down to them not actually being good and likable people since the start.
>>154212432It is, if you're paying attention to the show.
Can we just ignore MatPat? Don't want things to derail again.
>>154213266Sorry, yeah I'll stop engaging with him.
