Terrible
>>154194744They've been drunk for so long and nothing's happening and nothing will happen.
>>154194744is my art that much worse than his?
>>154194935Objectively your art is pretty rough but it's nice that you drew it rather than making stock "assets" to copy and past thousands of times. Also funny that Zooble wants to apologize for her insult only after finding out it was correct.
>>154194935It's... bold. Independent. Not desperate to show off with blocking, poses, shading, nor rendering. The backgrounds could use some work, but then again, let he who is without sin cast the first stone.
>>154194935if you start the same as jep and compare his first to 1-year later, you'd be doing good to improve that much.
>>154195890>>154195321>>154195225to be fair to myself it's a troll comic i did in a few hours, i have made some progress
>>154195321i think spending the next year making this autistic shit will lead to some improvments
>>154194744>>154196251>>154196231Every artist starts small. What usually defines if they'll ultimately succeed or not is persistence in keep practicing it and learning from your mistakes.
>>154194744What if...something happens...like Marten slightly resting his head on someone else.
>>154194744I hope Emily doesn't inadvertently make an insensitive remark that might upset Liz and then the others demand Emily apologise and then Emily does apologise and Liz shrugs and says it's all good and this takes 3 weeks
>>154197531Nah Zlata will be over-apologizing like a neurotic pink freak next week.
Where's the drawfriend with the porn? Let's get that bottle put in an ass.
>>154197921
>>154194935it looks autistic as hell, so not sure if that helps
>>154194744
>>154197921You mean Dbaru??
>>154196231Hell yeah keep on practicing anonConsider trying to add a line of action to your figures, feels like it could be a good next step in improving
>>154194935I liked this. Your style is good, please continue with it
>>154197921Question is, whos ass is it most likely to end up in? If it ends up in the ass that's most commonly "used", it'll be Martens.
>>154203488Claire's. She seems like the "terrible risk taking while getting off" kind of person.
>>154203977Like chasing the autogynephilia fetish?
>>154205609Nah, the literal truckload of female hormones is just barely enough to keep the rampaging libido in check and saving all of Cubetown from torn assholes.
>>154202516what is this?>>154201099i am autistic. i am very self conscious about how autistic this looks
>>154206294I know it's more humiliating for Marten for Claire to be a hyperaggressive futa, but outside of that the illusion is ruined by Claire being a little ginger virgin twink. The whole Aurelius line is built to get relentlessly dicked down, but Marten makes you forget about that with his congenital passivity. There should be an arc where he takes some experimental Cubetown steroids and grows a spine.
>>154207817>grows a spineStraight males pursuing their interests are EVIL, see also: Jeph's treatment of Sven.
>>154208630That wasn't just Sven pursuing, that was Sven being the target of pursuit! If it was his old philandering/lechery that'd be at least moderately understandable but "I have money and a person I'm fond of and who is fond of me needs money" is not a complex situation.
>>154194744So... will Emily and The Midge FUCK?!
>>154208683Even the philandering...it was weirdly constructed as if to prove Faye was a hypocrite, but then the narration and other characters took her side anyway.
>>154209349Agreed. Yeah he was a bit sleazy but they weren't exclusive, he made a mistake, he owned up to it, and they broke it off. That's not villainy so much as Faye's fear of commitment burning her for the 12th time.
>>154209545Notable that she refused to date Marten specifically because of that same fear, but then was fine with commitment as a robosexual lesbian.
>>154209349>>154209545It's pretty cut and dry to a neutral observer. Faye and Sven had a FWB deal that included exclusivity as a hard condition, Sven violated the condition, was honest about it, and accepted them no longer being FWB because of it. Faye catching feelings is not on Sven, who immediately held up his end of their agreement even though Faye would have never found out (even if it's obvious that by that point he had some feelings for her too). Even if they were practically a couple at that point, they were still explicitly not a couple as per their own statements to each other. One could excuse Faye for being upset since she obviously was more attached than she meant to be and the loss of what she had suddenly put that in clarity and one could excuse Dora for siding with her friend over her brother because she has a better and closer relationship with Faye than Sven, but once one factors in Faye forcing Sven to jump through hoops to placate her own psychological/emotional issues and her explicit and repeated assertions that she and Sven were not a couple, and the fact that Dora's seething antipathy (that doesn't have much of a reason to exist) towards her brother has her view every action he takes as unforgiveable, his complete ostracization by a massive chunk of his social circle comes off as two psycho bitches needing a whipping boy to make themselves feel better about their own personal issues. Sven should have cut Faye and Dora out his life immediately once they started controlling the narrative.
>>154206502Think he means this (I'm not an artist, there are probably better tutorials out there)https://poselibrary.com/line-of-action-drawing
>>154206502>>154210062Yeah line of action is when the overall figure of a drawn character has a curved line or shape that suggest movement or just draws the eye. Especially for stylized, cartoony figures it helps give them dynamism and motion
>>154211882>six blowjobs a day is overambitiousTAKE THE OFFER YOU DIP STICK FAGGOT!!
>>154211907We don't know who's blowing who.
>>154211882Somehow this feels less like addressing the issue and more like lampshading it at our expense. That being said:Jeph - if this is the segue into the "Claire dumps Marten because she finally admits they're a bad match but no one is evil" arc and Marten can fuck Dr. Loli, I will personally venmo you $500. Please. Dbaru can only do so much. I need this. America needs this.
>>154211927Oh we know.
>>154211941>I will personally venmo you $500.That wont make up the other thousands from his Patreon he COULD lose.
>>154211941Canada probably needs this too.
>>154211941>he thinks Jeph will allow something to actually happen
>>154208708Hot scientist on scientist scissoring Also Dr Loli is Dutch and Emily is vaguely Asian so there's that going on
>>154211961I don't have it saved, but this would be a great time to use the Morgan Freeman "he's right you know" reaction image.
>>154211907he's not not taking the offer, he's saying it's too many blowjobs a day
>>154212585>he's saying it's too many blowjobs a day
>>154212601Maybe they'll compromise on 5.
>>154210062>https://poselibrary.com/line-of-action-drawingthat's an interesting concept
>>154211882>SixClaire, I know Marten is cock hungry but calm down. He cant take sucking your cock that often
>>1542119273x3 in a 69 is doable
I require tight Hannerbuns!
>>154211907That is unironically too many. Haven't you guys ever tried to see how many times you can nut in a day? Even with hours between each shot, anything past three is barely worth the effort. By six it'd probably hurt more than it'd feel good. Shjt gets sore down there.
>>154211882Well no shit Clare's a lousy girlfriend, you know, not being a girl and all.
>>154212941I think my record was something like 12 back in college. Long-distance girlfriend meant the weekends together were a very dense fuckfest.
>>154212989fuck dude she might be a 4/10 girl but it's the -20/10 "friend" part that causes my concern
>>154212941>That is unironically too many.It is not!>Haven't you guys ever tried to see how many times you can nut in a day?Noo!!>Even with hours between each shot, anything past three is barely worth the effort.Stop talking!!>By six it'd probably hurt more than it'd feel good.Your arrogance betrays you!>Shjt gets sore down there.YOUR FLESH IS WEAK!!
>>154212941My record is 4 in about 9 hours. I'll admit that I probably wouldn't have looked appealing by the end of it. And I'll admit that two blowjobs a day is plenty for any normal human being. But if you ever give up everything to simp for a "girl" (or girl) who can't reproduce, the rewards need to be amazing.
>>154211882Claire looks like she gives mediocre, but sloppy blowjobs
>>154213067100% Claire has vomited when trying to deepthroat.
>>154213098this is why i don't date men with dicks over 4"
>>154213122>this is why i don't date men with dicks over 4"
>>154213122
>>154212941Weakling. My current record is 14 times over 18 hours.
>>154212941When I was in my teens and crazy horny I managed 12 times in one day (over maybe 16 hours). These days 2 is about all I'm good for in a day anymore.
Not everything you read online is true.But not everything is false either.
>>154213163>>154213185what?why does everyone want a huge cock? small dicks are fun, there is more to sex than a penis
>>154213044Oh absolutely. Neither should breed and I'm happy they'll be incapable of that, but at least Marten should have a not completely shit partner out of the deal.
>>154213377>small dicks are funsays no one EVER
>>154213377Maybe, but how many men have you dated, and how do you determine their size early on?
>>154213377You need to understand that for a lot of dudes, sex is not an "activity" and certainly not a mutual activity. It is a pursuit, and the tools of that pursuit delight in excess. If you let a guy pick between a 12-inch dick he got to use once a month and a 6-inch dick that he had sex with every day, he'd have to think about it.
>>154213557>If you let a guy pick between a 12-inch dick he got to use once a month and a 6-inch dick that he had sex with every day, he'd have to think about it.lol
>>154213377People who have poor understanding of physiology and don't realize that something 98% of all men fall between 5-7in with the numbers being skewed towards 5in rather than 7in, or that not only is there a hard cap on vaginal depth but most of its nerve endings are located in the first few inches.
>>154213377I don't know if you were aware, but this post is very GAY.
>>154213512says me>>154213521about 20+, and i ask for dick pics. 12 of those were after my first proper boyfriend left the country. a beautiful 5' tall indonesian with a skinny 4" dick that was salty and always clean>>154213557that's too gay for me>>154213646average dick size in east asia is 4", and there are a lot of them>>154213685i am gay. and 8". so i think i have more than enough experience with big dicks, i use one every day.
>>154213274>>154213274>>154213274
>>154211882>6 Blowjobs a DayJesus Christ that triggered a flashback. I don't think I've thought of or looked for 6 Times a Day in over a decade, but it was a harem epic by a smut writer named Spacer-X that started back in 2002 and ran for 4 million words. I'll bet Jeph read it too.
>>154213098She wears mascara solely because she likes the look of it running down her cheeks after she gags herself to tears... You know, on the rare occasion that Marten stops being a fag long enough for her to act like the sub she dreams of being
>>154212941I'm 45 and I nut 6x a dayfuck your logic
https://files.catbox.moe/4xmzl6.png
>>154214190Cute!
Don't get excited about a catbox link, I am not dbaru. I just need to get this damn thing done with and out there before we leave the whole party behind. Started writing a smutfic back when the pink bot was thinking about butt-touching and need to finally be done with it.https://files.catbox.moe/u0dgds.pdf
>>154214215Fapfics aren't my scene so I won't partake or speak to its quality, but good on you for making and posting it. I've been dragging my feet on the one I've been writing but it's for a completely different set of pervs.
>>154212601this wtfif he's like this, he is more of a catcher than a man
>>154214190>still not sure if I should be aroused or disgusted>still just see red had giving head>anons will bitch and moan>save regardless
>>154214190Five more to go!
>>154214215bump for creative endeavors
>>154214215What is it about this shitty comic that inspires creative people so? The wasted potential?
>>154211882Wait. Why just blow jobs? The aftermath of the "This is me" comic wouldn't just be from Clare sucking Martens dick. Bussy was smashed, and as much as we joke about it, it was probably Clare's. So why is "she" being an awful "girlfriend" and not letting him pound dat ass again?
>>154214454Anal sex requires a lot of preparation and cleanup, blowjobs can be done instantly.
>>154214409
>>154214541Anal fetishists hate it when you point that out. I once nearly got banned from a booru for pointing out that a schoolgirl sucking a dick pulled from her pooper during an afterschool classroom fuck session was 100% eating her own shit (aside from being a cartoon, of course). They don't like the coprophagia tag at ALL, apparently.
>>154214541Clare just needs to eat some damn fibre. A shitty diet causes shitty anal.
>>154214596No matter how clean it is, that'll be true on at least a microscopic level.So don't stick it in her mouth afterwards. Done.
>>154214541I also do not like butt stuff, even with the prep time to cum into a woman with no anxiety about it YET that is the best way to get a disease. It is literally safer to get a blowjob from someone as it is to trade slobber with that. Unless you're uncircumsized, that requires prep time as well unless your partner is keen on your dick cheese after a day at work.
>>154214627You know that, I know that, but the ass to mouth fetishists apparently REEEEEE if you tag it accordingly.
>>154214701you are being that guy and nobody likes that guy
>>154211882>six blowjobs a dayClaire, please. Martins mouth can only take so much horse cock. His lips are dry and cracked. His throat is mushy and sore and he has trouble swallowing food. Hes going to die if you keep this up.
>>154214701Rule is to tag what you see unless it's stated or provable in a single demonstration of lore (e.g. incest must be provable by citing a line stating the familial relationship).Get over yourself, boorus have rules.
>>154213984four MILLION wordshow
>>154214734>beingIt was a decade ago dude, I think Obama was president. It's just an amusing old story now.>>154214742The rules are rarely enforced on a single 'mistag' with an official warning, dozens of downvotes in the history record people rarely look at, and a half dozen comments insisting "it COULDN'T be shit sucking, she could have douched right before they got into their school outfits and fucked on a desk in front of the setting sun, you don't know!" It wouldn't be a memorable event if the reaction wasn't so defensively over the top.
>>154214836I only intermittently engaged with it, and that at least 4 years after it began publishing, but it seemed to have a decent sized fanbase (for smut) that clamored for more and an author that could write 10,000 words about a BJ at the doctors office and kept it up for a decade. The guy had his own site to host it in addition to the usual spots I'm sure I saw it first. There's also other similar tier writers that definitely match that output. Mypenname3000 drops 10,000 words every couple of days, partly through a LOT of remixing, restating, and retreading fairly similar wording in slightly different scenarios.
>>154214409knowledge that our art isn't as terrible as we thought in comparison
>>154214342who else is missing
>>154215582I think they meant first bj down, 5 more to go! better get cracking!
>>154211882Turning down blowjobs has gotta be the most faggot thing Marten's ever done.. besides, you know, fucking a man
>>154211882Liz is still better idc what you do jeph.
>>154194744I'm bored where can I read dis
>>154215958Nowhere except here until Jeffy fixes the site, it got hacked a while back and is still being recovered or something. Maybe Wayback Machine if you're really dedicated
>>154214190Terrible
>>154214541>>154214596>>154214641How about using condoms? Just pull it out, dispose of the dirty condom than do a blowjob or wank it on the bossom? There is a reason condoms exist, because the porn does it unprotected, doesnt mean you have to too?
>>154214190Thx.
>>154212941my personal record is only 10 over 10 hours
>>154214215Nice work, boss. I'd read a sequel if you ever wrote one
>>154216548This is the best solution. Claire needs XXLs for her horse cock
>>154212941Lose weight
>>154217913Terrible condoms!
>>154216548Lubricated condoms by themselves don't provide nearly enough lubrication for anal.
>>154212941that's bullshit, my record is 9 in a day and that's from fucking. 6 bjs is so much easier on me.
>>154214215Nice. This is some mighty fine smut you wrote, anon.
>>154214190Thank you!
>>154217913I think there was a fanart about that.
>>154218108You just use lubrication than? There are probably some that are suited for anal. Never underestimate how creative capitalism can get.
Can two guys fuck each other at the same time? Like scissoring with women but butt fucking instead
>>154221157I think frotting is more common for that scenario than trying to have two dudes sit in each other's lap at the same time
>>154221157
>>154220990You need a lot, and physically speaking they just can't be pre-coated with a sufficient amount.
>>154221157Maybe if you managed to find two dudes with 8 inchers that bend downwards instead of up when they get hard
>>154220973>>154217913Found it.>>154221241Dont you need alot for bare anal sex too? And when you hace a condom ready, you should have enough lube too!
>>154221157What abou 69?
>>154221396Not the same as having a hard dick up your ass while being balls deep in one.
>>154222635Fair point.
Claire cannot get pregnant. She knows this. However, she still insists on being bred, because her blood demands it.Also, she looks like the type to cry after orgasm
