>doorbell rings>open the door>it's your government mandated goth waifuwhat do you do?
You tell me
>>154203985I hope she likes to game and becoming a degenerate fucktoy
>>154203985Eh, alright, come in, I was just getting ready to watch a new show. No clue what D.N.Angle is about, but I have a feeling it's bad and I want to see how bad.
>>154203985wake up
>>154203985shut the door
>>154203985I requested a feminine woman who wears sundresses, actually
>>154203985anal
>>154204125Sundresses have to be purchased seperately
>>154203985>government mandated goth waifuI shut the door because many black kids grew with the dream of getting a cute white goth girl (or a redhead), and I knew that wasn't gonna happen for me. So I learned to laugh at the idea, and now I only know how to laugh at the idea. Even if it presented itself as real, I only know how to dismiss it with laughter.In fact, I said that I would shut the door. No, that's incorrect. I already did. I did shut that door many, many years ago. So long ago that now I don't know how to open it...All I know is how to laugh at the idea. This is me, laughing! These tears? Well, probably from the laughter...Wouldn't you agree that my tears are from laughter?They must be, right?
>>154203985>gothYou are a fucking normie if you think that's a goth.
>>154204208Everyone knows that it's santa who brings the real goths. But right now we are in June, so you have to make do with what you got.
What if instead of Birch, it was Sandra who showed up when you opened the door?
>>154204181>I did shut that door many, many years ago. So long ago that now I don't know how to open it...
Where is the government getting all these gfs?
>>154203985>government mandated goth waifu
Well, naturally I'd wonder HOW this happened? Was it like, a social security listing? Selective services? DMV records? I mean, how'd she get here? Who drove her.Is this state or federally funded? What taxes did I pay for this?You know what does her employee contract look like? Is this something where I'm gonna have to go to meetings or walk around a bureaucracy with her? Shit, if I fucking cheat on my taxes or snort some blow is she mandated to call the feds? Hell, she could help them plant shit on me. There are so many questions
>>154205444have to answer those trips.>Well, naturally I'd wonder HOW this happened? Was it like, a social security listing? Selective services? DMV records?The amount of virgin NEETs got so high that the government had to step in and help couples get together. The aim is to increase the reproduction rate of the nation, so young fertile girls can choose motherhood as their profession. It's like Tinder except it aims to get couples together long term so they can form families. It comes with a generous payment plan for the girls.>I mean, how'd she get here? Who drove her.She took a taxi for most of the way then she walked the rest while looking for the right address. The light breeze feelt good on her wet crotch, especially since she is not wearing any underwear.>You know what does her employee contract look like? Is this something where I'm gonna have to go to meetings or walk around a bureaucracy with her? Her contract says that she has to be your girlfriend for a few weeks. If you don't enjoy each other, she'll wish you the best and leave and the government sends another. If it works out, she can extend her stay for a few months or until she gets pregnant. If you get her pregnant, she'll get a government stipend for every baby and you get to live happily ever after. Depending on how sexually active you are, the government may send additional wives.>Shit, if I fucking cheat on my taxes or snort some blow is she mandated to call the feds? Hell, she could help them plant shit on me. The government doesn't care as long as you make some babies. The program exists because the national reproduction rate is at an all-time, critical low.
>>154204125Sundresses are the most basic bitch choice ever
>>154203985A few years back when i was in my rightoid phase i genuinely was trying to cheer on the idea of rape being legal
>>154205757You say in a goth thread.
>>154205642>Depending on how sexually active you are, the government may send additional wives.So again the chads get all the bitches and us honest nice totally-not-misogynist guys are getting left in the lurch.Also, where is the government getting money to pay for taxi-levels of rebates if they can't even afford healthcare and human rights for normies?
>>154205642Okay but whose paying for the stipend.What list was I selected from for this program? Sounds like some NSA shit.They made her get her own taxi? Did they reimburse her? You know how often are they gonna come by and review us as a couple? What are the qualifications of the person who does the review?And how much is the stipend? Like if I'm a virgin NEET, then isn't that essentially a raise? Also is the stipend a fixed rate? Because that's pretty fucking useless if it doesn't adjust over time. I mean shit, the government ain't even gonna drug test me? Shit, I gotta pass a drug test just to get my ADHD meds. Like, damn, if one guy can get multiple wives then shouldn't they be willing to at least vet us a bit? Fuck at that point, if "make baby" is the only requirement, you might as well just offer this to registered sex offenders.Hell, if they're not even giving a drug test, then the vetting is so poor that a shit ton of infertile dudes can make it in there. I guess there's a lot of incest risk there by decreasing the number of potential fathers but something tells me this thing will come with a lot of incest risks by the second generation depending on how many wives a single dude is allowed.I just don't think the government thought the logistics through on this. It seems very expensive and very inefficient to securing a future workforce.Next time I'm voting for Kodos
>>154206266Actually now that I think about it, I got one, what are the woman's qualifications?I mean if the government is just paying her to irresponsibly shoot out baby after baby? Ain't she basically just a cross between an escort and a professional welfare queen? I mean, I already don't have to pass a drug test, does she have to pass a drug test? You know, it just sounds like a recipe for a bunch of FAS babies running around with neglectful parents who won't raise them to be proper workers
ALL the eggs.
>>154205444it's a mail order bride situation. you will be arrested in a few months.
>>154206266>Okay but whose paying for the stipend.Government.>What list was I selected from for this program?You are in the database and any girls who choose to get into the program will get to choose whichever guys they have the most in common with, or like the most.>Sounds like some NSA shit.Yes, and?>They made her get her own taxi? Did they reimburse her? She paid for it from her own money because she doesn't want to walk too much.>And how much is the stipend? Like if I'm a virgin NEET, then isn't that essentially a raise? Also is the stipend a fixed rate? Because that's pretty fucking useless if it doesn't adjust over time. The stipend is for raising the baby, not for NEET hobbies. You get to continue as your own except you now have a tax-free girlfriend. She gets a regular pay and a hubbie she'd never otherwise meet because either the men never go out to meet, or she never goes out to meet. Win-win situation.>I mean shit, the government ain't even gonna drug test me? Shit, I gotta pass a drug test just to get my ADHD meds.Why test you again then? You are already in the database aren't you?>Fuck at that point, if "make baby" is the only requirement, you might as well just offer this to registered sex offenders.It's to support kissless virgin NEETs to become productive members of society, not to encourage sexual deviants.>I guess there's a lot of incest risk there by decreasing the number of potential fathers but something tells me this thing will come with a lot of incest risks by the second generation depending on how many wives a single dude is allowed.Are you implying that the government is prioritizing short term solutions and ignoring the long term effects? Whatever gave you such an idea?>I just don't think the government thought the logistics through on this. It seems very expensive and very inefficient to securing a future workforce.You are overthinking free pussy.
>>154206482So is it locally handled?Of course the stipend pays for the baby but the cost of childcare goes up and->Are you implying that the government is prioritizing short term solutions and ignoring the long term effects? Whatever gave you such an idea?Nah you gotta point
>>154206340>Actually now that I think about it, I got one, what are the woman's qualifications?has to be healthy, young/fertile, looking for love, and willing to settle down.>I mean if the government is just paying her to irresponsibly shoot out baby after baby? Ain't she basically just a cross between an escort and a professional welfare queen? No, it's to pair up lonely people and help make couples. Any couples will have to live together so there's always an initial period where they have to test if they are compatible. If not, she can try again with someone else.and you know, motherhood used to be an actual full-day profession not too long a time ago.>I mean, I already don't have to pass a drug test, does she have to pass a drug test? Obviously, the goal is to make healthy offspring, so random crackers are obviously not admitted.
>>154206528>Of course the stipend pays for the baby but the cost of childcare goes up and-Her pay is like food stamps, it covers basic food items and whatever the kid would need (baby food, clothes, diapers, schooling equipment, etc). It can't be used to buy luxuries and hobbies.
>>154206482>You are overthinking free pussy.Wait a minute. Economics 101. There's no such thing as a free pussy.
>>154206622>There's no such thing as a free pussy.
I would politely shut the door. Now if this came knocking...
>>154206634Even if we assume I did not directly pay for the pussy, the pussy was financed via taxes.
>>154206653Just fuck her already you moron.
>>154204073Grab a brush and put a little make up.
thread needs more creampies
>>154205781Almost like you werent a serious person and that was only tangental to your political identity
>>154203985Am I expected to clothe and house her, does she have a license, are there any dietary or medical needs I should be worried about ...
>>154204181>>154204752Fillmore ruined an entire generation
>>154203985Tell her, "What the hell? I ordered a Raven!"
>>154209137And I ordered a Starfire, but we can't all get what we want.
>>154210217Didn't the guy with 13 say he can'g cum without passing out. At that size it's a medical issue due to blood flow. Or was he 13 flaccid?
>>154210273at 13" you cant even go balls deep in pussy and need to resort to buttsex.
>>154203985how the fuck you guys still obsessed with birch. its been like over a fucking decade.
>>154204482Ewhores aren't goths either, retard.
>>154203985>open the doorGet on the floor.
>>154205781so happy for your transition, sis!
>>154204181You gotta let yourself be in a position to get hurt, anon.
>>154203985I'm already married to a goth girl so I pass.
>>154210273Yes, he has trouble maintain erections due to bloodflow issues. Also the average vaginal length when engorged is somewhere around 7 inches.
>>154210273If you mean John Holmes, he couldn't stay erect because he started regularly overdosing on cocaine, then he got AIDS. He had no such problems in his earlier movies, and the "passing out from lack of blood flow to his brain" was just a porn industry in-joke.There's plenty of actual visual evidence that he could maintain an erection just fine on account of him being a porn star...
>>154210669BOOM BOOM AKALAKALAKA BOOM>>154210835pics, now.
>>154210669Googled it and even in his earlier movies in the 70s, there was gossip around how hard it could get. Described as "having sex with a loofah" by one of his co-starsOnce more. I am upset with the lack of realism within OP's pornography
>>154211619Yeah, even his wikipedia article is great. One actress said it was like fellating a telephone pole, someone else claimed his dick was the size of an arm from elbow down and the head was the size of an apple. He also had his dick insured for 14 million dollars (a million per inch).
>>154209110That, and things like PreTeena (which I didn't know back then but is a good example), and As Told by Ginger, and others. Always with the dorky black kid that grows to be cool and gets the goth/redhead's heart and tight pussy of utmost splendor.And I love my parents, but they're naive people who thought that "encouragement" means "lie to the kids so they develop big dreams". I noticed that, so I learned to mistrust all optimism and be cynical. So, being cynical and negative was all I knew to be during my teen years, and of course I got no pussy, so it became a self-fulfilled prophecy.TL,DR: no cute goth GF, but also, not even the dream of a cute goth GF, and I wouldn't;t even accept a real cute goth GF today because at this point such a thing would wreck my entire conception of reality.>>154210815>You gotta let yourself be in a position to get hurtTrue. But I don't know how to change.I do know, however, how to live with the pain, and I'm good at that. I'm very good at it.
>>154211879anon, the only reason you don't have a cute goth gf is because you are a cynical woe-is-me retard who is too afraid to ask out the cute goth girl when you meet one.
>>154211924Well, I don't wanna sound mean but... do you have one?Also, I'm a very ugly guy, chubby and not very tall. My sisters are gorgeous and my parents are too, so, I really do know what I look like. No girl should be humiliated with such cruelty as to be seen with me, specially a cute goth. I wouldn't ask one out if I knew she would say yes, simply because it would be abusive to humiliate her like that. They deserve better.If they don't know me, they have a chance of getting better.
>>154206699kek
>>154211962Nigga, at this point you clearly like being ugly because it's an easy excuse. Because it makes it easier for you to just give up. Notice that I said that you like it, not that you enjoy it.And the thing is, I understand because Indo the same thing. I focus on my flaws because as long as I'm flawed I have an excuse not to try, and if I don't try I don't risk rejection, but man, we need a better attitude.
>>154211962again, cut it out with the woe-is-me bullshit. As long as you are confident (or good at faking it), outgoing, good at talking, and show that you give a damn, you'll at least make friends with girls. At which point it'll only take a little while.>No girl should be humiliated with such cruelty as to be seen with me, specially a cute goth.Shit if you are really a short fat gnome, you'll have it even easier. Learn how to tango, get a suit, watch some Addams Family to learn his mannerisms, and tell goth girls you'll be the Gomez to their Morticia.If you can do as much as talk as poetic to them as you are doing here, you'd be already halfway in their pants if you just talked to them.
>>154203985>still no government mandated gfIf only this world wasn't so shit. A Birch gf would be nice.
>>154212151>tell goth girls you'll be the Gomez to their MorticiaHas there been a black Gomez?I don't think there have been any but it's only a matter of time.
>>154208926It's a grown woman, not a blind puppy, my nigga. If she survived long enough to get to your door, she probably already knows how to stay alive and clothed on her own. She can probably do the shopping for you as well as herself if you ask nicely, or if you grab her neck and tell her that shopping for groceries is a slave's job.>>154211924The sheer ratio of woe-is-me retards to single cute goth girls makes your "only reason" a lie. Assuming of course that all participants prefer monogamy and want to stay in a relationship for at least 3 years. The numbers just don't work unless you start importing goth girls from India en masse or something.
>>154211962Funny how you're actually gloomy and dark.>>154212151This. Sounds like good advise.Try this.
>>154212189>unless you start importing goth girls from India en masse or somethingOh, could we do this?But I'm not sure Indian imports would be of good quality. What about Belorus?Actually, are there even goths in India?
>>154212181Yeah, in the Netflix series.
AI solves the problem of women. Thank goodness, because if we had to suffer through any more gaslighting when 80% of men are single and most women are in situationships, but clearly men are the only problem and everything was exclusively their fault, this whole society (the thing we live in etc.) would genuinely start to break down.
>>154212189>If she survived long enough to get to your door, she probably already knows how to stay alive and clothed on her ownWouldn't it be more fun if they showed up naked though? Maybe they already heard of you from a girlfriend or something, so they get so excited, they start undressing as soon as they gave you their ID. You look at the ID, you look back on them and they already threw off half their clothes.>The numbers just don't work unless you start importing goth girls from India en masse or something.Well if they only used goth girls the program could be accused of something or another, so they'd need to have all sorts of choices. Government mandated goth gf, government mandated tomboy gf, government mandated christian tradwife gf, government mandated texas cowgirl gf, government mandated japanese twin gfs, etc.
>>154212425>Well if they only used goth girls the program could be accused of something or anotherMaybe they're just recieving Goths from the Goth Dimension.
>>154206634>cum remnantsHot
>>154212422>AI solves the problem of womenNot until it can suck a dick, which it cannot. Not yet.There are robots that use AI, but they're still very unneficient.
>>154203985I'm so glad that 4chan is single-handedly still making Birch and her show somewhat relevant still after so long.
>>154212518I can't wait until they also start putting wombs in them, supposedly the chinese are already experimenting with artificial wombs. I'll finally be able to fuck Armitage.
>>154204181What's wrong with black goths? Don't you know that the darker the berry, the sweeter the juice?
>>154212835They don't have neither the class nor pale enough skin to pull it off.
>>154212786My brother in frustration, you're not thinking clearly.The second they put a womb in one is the second they're sophisticated enough to have rights. They won't be slaves, so they won't be better than any real woman, except that they'll be able to process 970 trillion micronauts per second, meaning that they'll be able to predict every bit of happiness that's coming your way (even in form of thoughts you haven't even had yet) and intercept it with a simulated PMS of 100% efficiency.So you won't be able to purchase one because that'd be slavery, and even if you did it would be able to ruin your life in less than one nanosec.And if you find one pre-rights that has been custom made, you won't be able to afford it.
>>154210273I'm not quite that big but even at my size (ca. 12oz erect) getting hard means an uncomfortable flooding of blood into your member. It genuinely feels like repeated small kicks going through your shaft.
>>154212922You are the one not thinking clearly. Go and watch Armitage III. They won't get rights because the second you can have 100% life like robot girlfriends that have babies, all feminists will start screaming about it because it will be a direct existential threat to women (they'll be effectively obsolete). The gynoids will then be either smelted down, or at best will have to live in secret.
>>154210217>magiAny new pages for the Birch comic? It was so perfect.
>>154213010I did watch Armitage III, but it was long ago (in a movie theater, which was cool. Unauthorized exhibitions of anime were tits back then) and all I remember is my brother saying "it's Blade Runner but better!"But Armitage III is just a movie. In reality, corporations will use them to further sustain their own power, they've already replaced all governments, and they see humans like us as means to their ends. You think cellphones were created to help us? No, they're used to exploit us.Gynoids are just gonna be another tool for corporate interests.
>>154213079>all I remember is my brother saying "it's Blade Runner but better!"That's a pretty good description. I saw Blade Runner like four times and I barely remember anything from it (it doesn't help that it has like 3 different editions all with different endings), but Armitage III was very memorable. Especially since it's a 4 part OVA turned into a movie, so it's like it ends but keeps going 3 times.
>>154203985>total fridge body Hahaha no, if my goth waifu isn't THICC like these >>154204482 I ain't having it.
>>154212835>What's wrong with black goths?Haven't met many.>Don't you know that the darker the berry, the sweeter the juice?Not sure about that... honestly I mostly avoid black people. I have very little in common with most of them.>>154212905This, also.>>154212922>>154213010Well, I am designing a solution. Say hello to R00mBabe!Still in the prototype phase, of course. But when it's... oh, excuse me... when SHE'S ready she'll replace all female companionship and make women obsolete. You could say it's just a phone glued to a roomba with a wig on and panties made of cut paper and accessing ChatGPT 24/7, but all dreams start with a simple idea.Are you ready to fall in love?
>>154212835They can cover Romeo's Distress completely uncensored while I can't.
>>154213311Feed her properly and pump a baby inside, she'll fatten up.
>>154213311Bruh, it's a government program in which the women involved voluntarily enlist themselves. Realistically, you're going to get women that weigh as much as a car and/or have severe mental issues.
>>154213036what was the last legible page you've seem?
>>154213763I think this one but this looks more like just a sketch of a page?
>>154213779it looks like it was the last comic page. I have made other stand-alone drawings since that page involving the lunch lady and shulisha but not the comic itself. I have put the pages into a clipstudio project files and added additional pages for continuity maintenance purposes, but I kind of struggle with what I wanted to do with it. recalled that a while back I attempted to deviate from the show in terms of design because in this setting I felt that for it to work the characterization and story elements just doesn't quite have anything to do with the source material and I felt that if I move the character into legally distinct entities might give me more latitude narrative speaking, so i can just make stuff up without feeling the need to referring back to the show. in this instance Birch is in her mid 20s and something dramatic must have happened for her to act this way and I am considering how to work that into something like this, but not just because I want an interesting story but rather how to structure the plot to begin with.
So we're calling just anything "goth", huh?
>>154214321>but I kind of struggle with what I wanted to do with it.it only needs Birch crawling on the guy who is still reluctant to accept the situation, kinda like Ii Orc no Hi except more explicit, and the guy eventually gives in and deflowers her, after that the dam breaks open and she willingly gets used like an onahole.>a while back I attempted to deviate from the show in terms of design because in this setting I felt that for it to work the characterization and story elements just doesn't quite have anything to do with the source materialShe's an aspie recluse like Tomoko Kuroki, her interest in manga led to schlicking to hentai nonstop in her teens, and she got into the government girlfriend thing because it's just like in her hentai animes.Does that not work in the context of the show?
>>154203985Call that a goth
>>154203985Why? And why me? And more importantly, why can't she be waifu somewhere else?
>>154212986>12ozWhat wacky tobbacy land do you come from where they measure length in ounces
>>154203985They sent me a fucking Scene gf and thought I wouldn't notice!? I knew shit like this would start happening after the program got budget cuts.
>>154217316>>154212986Yeah this is the first time I've heard anyone talk about their cock in volume of space. But more importantly 12 oz is 355 cubic centimeters, and for a cylinder you compute that as diameter * pi * length, which would result in an example size of 1.2cm girth and 9.4cm length.If that's the size of your dick and getting an erection feels like repeated small kicks, then you got some serious health problems.
>>154219316You're off by a magnitude of 10, anon.
>>154224549Having orgasms
>>154214321Maybe you could take it in the direction of the guy agreeing to have sex and then they have to spend several attempts dealing with the fact that he is too large for her. Doing many tries until she can finally take his girth, and then working on the length.She could be shouting obscenities about wanting her pussy ruined.
I think Sandra is pretty good to draw with huge tits
>>154216049So fucking hot>harness under clothesAbsolutely decadent choiceThanks magi
>>154203985Make her hate every second of being my gf. Punch her pretty face, forced anal and ass to mouth.
>>154216049needs a nipple ring you can pull on
>>154216049this one is just whorish, not goth.let's go for maximum decadence then, what if she knocked on your door mostly naked?
I'm still waiting for more Serenity magi
>>154228203>government mandated christian tradwife gf
>>154205353Epstein
>>154213763Mmmm... Sandra feet...
>>154228255It's a faith based initiative
>>154226170>>154224722I was hoping to write a sequence of dialogue of him interrogating the details about this sort of program. like one in >>154213036 , this image I've drawn will be place before the page that was referenced because the male character is suspicious of her. >>154228203well, what are you hoping to see from this subject at this point? I don't have enough spite nowadays to be self motivated.
>>154228361>I don't have enough spite nowadays to be self motivatedNow I feel bad for posting vaguely sorry Magi
>>154228393well, you don't have to feel bad, I just meant that I don't have very strong antagonism toward this subject that would cause the typical "take that" impulse in me. My personal take is either her married Tim or intergrating into the current project I was working on as a expies.
>>154228361oh yeah that's the stuff. boobies in your face.what if the guy accidentally ripped his shirt more? that could be some page-to-page progression. I always read Black Dog doujins and go back to see how the girls lose their clothes page by page.I still like that thing someone mentioned a few threads back, that she's lying about her age and is really 17.>>154228599she would join the government program because it is the Christian thing to do, remember, God said unto them: "Be fruitful, and multiply".
>>154212234>Actually, are there even goths in India?Yes but very, very fewVenn diagram of rich girls living in cities that are americanized too much but don't care about what their peers thinkInvest your salary in lottery tickets, because you have better chances of winning those.
>>154228361next page: she holds onto the guys hands and takes a step forward, sliding the guys hands over to her butt. then she squeezes.
>"goth waifu" >doesn't have big titsTypical government failure. I slam the door.
>>154229241They'll only start growing their milkers once they have a baby on board. That's your job.
>>154203985Threads like these makee wanna do 50 push ups and 50 pull upsMatter of fact? I'm going start right now, fuck you faggots I AM better
>>154203985That's emo, tho
>>154230345that's my waifu tho
Birch probably has very deep, very intense, very strong orgasms.
>>154232039what about Sandra?
>>154210815NTA, but after nearly 10 years of putting in effort without any results whatsoever, I've decided enough is enough.Maybe I'll buy one of those humanoid robots when they get to the consumer market.