Yesterday we met a new mysterious stranger who knows Spider-Man's identity named Ezekiel, Peter made time for a ball game, and Rhino got his head splitBut today we're reading Daredevil that Spider-Man might happen to appear in>previous threadshttps://pastebin.com/a3KnZSgA
This is a pickle
That guy should have had superhero collateral damage insurance on his car
>>154208411>Congressman BarnesAnyone who watched Thunderbolts is gonna snicker at that.
>>154208679Moments like this keep Harvey Dent awake at night, too.
>>154208220/co/ hates Bendis Daredevil but I still think it was pretty good.>Bob GaleOh wait nevermind it was the Gale fill-in arc. That was good too. It's a shame the ending goes nowhere (the resolution leads up to something that never ended up happenng)>>154209089Probably the best use of Jester in the character's history.
Oh he got him good
>>154209167Served him twice!
Yep, no conflict of interest from this lawyer
Oops
Always tell your lawyers the truth, people
I don't even know who Paula Jones is
>>154209406I have seen a page from some other book where people are fleeing a superfight in a bar, and the owner mentions he DOES have insurance for this, and that in New York he'd be crazy not to.
>>154208881I know Peter knows Matt's identity but when/where did that happen in this continuity? Is the opposite true as well?
>>154209553They learned each other's identities in the Death of Jean DeWolff storyline back in the 80s.
>>154209553That happened way back with Sin EaterMatt knows because he can recognize two people having the same heartbeat and he told Peter his to keep it even stevens (lawyer term)
>>154209197>He clearly stated it was a performance, not a robbery.This is pretty fucking questionable.>He ASKED the customers to give him moneyYes>He made no explicit threatsBig fucking deal. Implicit threats are still threats. If I say "I might get angry if you don't hand over your money" that is still coercion and a threat.>Had no weapons of any kind, just toysIrrelevant. You get charged with armed robbery even with imitation weapons. You can probably get the knife ruled out because he openly showed that it was a fake beforehand but the bomb would ABSOLUTELY be grounds for claiming it was armed robbery.This is Jigsaw levels of "Well ACTUALLY he did nothing wrong" bullshit.
>>154209570For someone who denigrates his memory so often, that's quite a bit of detail for something you dumped a few years ago. Did you reread it recently, or was it one of the ones that particularly stuck with you?
>>154209715No, that one stuck with meIt was a big moment!I think actually went and bought Death of Jen DeWolff and Return of Sin Eater back issues
Oh we're getting somewhere!
>>154209566>>154209570Ah I see. I only read AMS and that seems to have been in Spec.
>>154209839The 90's must've been tough for you.
>ethereal
>>154208220Oh cool this is a fun storyline
>>154209839You should go read it. It's my favourite Spider-Man story
>>154210116>>154210134...It can't be who I think it is. Has he ever had a run-in with Daredevil meriting a scheme like this?
The judge is keeping it real
I was wondering how we'd play this
Oh you dog
>>154210625He looks so smug
>>154210703This is getting out of hand
>>154210703>He's Daredevil, HE'S Daredevil, YOU'RE Daredevil... I'M DAREDEVIL! Are there any other Daredevils I should know about?!
>>154210778What a good friend
>>154210778>>154210594>"When I'm in this costume, it's Daredevil.">>154210617>"Obviously, it was someone else in a Daredevil costume."Words are important. I mean, the judge would've torn his head off over that kind of weaseling, but still.
>>154208295>>154208302>>154208321I don't know why but these pages feel stretched.
>>154208329>who's gonna pay for my carYour insurance? Unless there's some thing about superheroes they won't pay for.
>>154208411>>154208418https://youtu.be/awZv4Ok4rlc?si=7Ju4hS9jD0m3esvsOh man I'll always remember this iMac commercial. I miss the 2000s so much.
>>154210976>>154210992>>154211024Well, son of a bitch. This is a pretty high-end scheme for him. My hunch earlier was that it was somehow Arcade ("Ar Quaid"), despite how little sense that made. Joke's on me for never seeing Total Recall.
And we'll finish this thread up with this little B story
>>154211079I don't know what it is but I can instantly tell when something was scripted by Lee in 90s onward stuff
>>154208569I always think about how things would be handled like with the police. Would insurance cover a police officer breaking down someone's door if they weren't a suspect? I'm also reminded of an issue of Ultimate Spider-Man where he stopped a robbery of jewels in the thousands but he caused ten or a hundred times that amount in damages.
Wow, Stan learned to shut his gob sometime in 40 years
And that's all for todayThat was a fun little story. Tomorrow we'll start with a Punisher before getting into a long stretch of ASM
>>154211189Thanks Magister. I've always liked that particular DD tale
>>154211189Thanks for storytiming, Magister!
>>154208924At least she's not screaming and running away from him because of the property damage lawsuit. Sounds like a very Marvel civilian thing to do.
>>154208952>>154208968Not only did she not consult the others, she did the same publicity garnering move in such a way that would make this meeting unusual. And here I thought she'd jump out the window, let Daredevil save her, then serve him papers like IRS did to Superman that one time.
>>154209167Well it's a more peaceful way to get served than in front of a rowdy crowd. Also I'm sure he still break some laws even if he was pretending to rob a bank.
>>154209197Yeah that's all bullshit. He should've been arrested but have Unger take the case and it'd be revealed later to be thrown out because of some unspecified technicality.
>>154209269>>154209287The allure of the almost always single superhero. Every person is a potential love interest.
>>154209458As professional and good she is, she really can't avoid the romantic conflict of interest thing.
>>154210013>there's no law against implanting false memoriesI'm sure there is.
>>154210278>what are you wearing?>just my underwear>so am i
>>154210490LOL
Interesting. In AMS Extra #1 there's a similar story. They mention this DD storyline in it but I didn't think it was going to be as similar a premise as it ended up being.
>>154210714>>154210732DAMMIT I had these exact two references I was going to make.
>>154210916>because i got you offSays the man that is at best wearing only underwear in bed to Daredevil.
>>154210928>can i still tag along for this guest appearance now that i'm in my own costume?>no
>>154211033There won't be any cross examining in bed.
>>154211047Weird law stuff aside this was a pretty good story. I don't read Daredevil and I've never heard anything about this run but it was solid and I will always have a soft spot for 2000s Marvel comics.
>>154211189Thanks magister
Fuck Bendis.
I thought this is Spiderman storytime? I do not complaining
>>154212066It's not a run, Gale only got the one story. Before this is a Bendis story that gets so much continuity wrong and has so little effect on anyone that it might as well be non-canon, and after it is when Bendis's run actually starts
>>154217259Bendis? The comic book writer? That Bendis?
>>154215971But he was here so it does count
>>154215971Spider-man has the record from showing in other books.
>>154219404That's pretty gay.
>>154219404I thought it was Wolverine.
>>154221429Maybe by now since Wolverine is everywhere, but it used to be a stock thing that if you had a new comic Spider-Man would show up in the second or third issue.
>>154221429Nah. Spidey.
