Sonic sealing you idiot
>>154214853I bet Sonic gives good head.
HYAH
>>154214921yuparoo GODnic raped this little sissy
you gooned to tranny porn fuark
How does a King Cobra lose to some small, shitty little mongoose? What kind of bad writing is this? Doesn’t nature know that the cobra is higher on VSBWiki, therefore it should win?
>>154214945nice cope, buddy.
>>154214947Mongoose: 10-C, 10-A with Kinetic Energ_King Cobra: 10-C? Anyways Mongoose resists Cucky Cobra's Venom Hax and Speedblitz it with higher AP enough to oneshot it.
How fucking old are you anyway
>>15421504141
>The absolute state of /dbg/
Could she beat Goku?
what does it mean to be 8 dimensional anyway? if we exist in 3 spatial dimensions and the 4th is considered time(?), then what are 5, 6, 7, 8...?is it just a way to say "infinitely above what came before" 4 additonal stacking times?
Dude what the hell did Tamers12345 upload?https://youtu.be/kM7zqIKnBMU?is=qqJNIQlcxFPvpjbw
Uggggghhh zzzz
>>154215154Goku takes the knot.
That sentry thing made me angry
Schizophrenia? I wish so.
>>154215263WOAH he is one third small asteroid tier!!!that makes him ALMOST mark sissyvincible level!!!!
>>154215338Post Vegeta destroying an asteroid or planet without resorting to toei filler or hiding behind beerus/freeza
I’d prefer bad company, but bad company has no rules.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ky6vvIESPiM
>>154215348>d-don't post canon filler... I'll be COOKED if you do!!!!!!!
>canon filler
New Digimon: Bearcatmon, a perfect/ultimate Digimon. She was just revealed recently.
>>154215380I'd fuck it.
>>154215154Goku is a weakling from a weak verse so absolutely
>>154215380How badly does she RAPE and GAPE the dragon ball verse?
>>154215154like beat him off or...?
Post Goku raping a US president
If you take all my flowery prose and esoteric lore seriously, I'm Hypoversal BOUNDLESS R>F+++ who makes UltraSHART and Simon the cuck look like a joke...!!!...but if you dont then i'm basically street level fodder.
>>154215713HAVE MERCY ON US, GANDALF!!
>>154215713Aslan...
>>154215713>HypoversalUh… I don’t think that means what you think does.
>>154215713>Hypoversal>R>F+++>street level fodder.QVEENHOUBEAST!
I am literally 0 dimensional, I don’t even exist… a piece of drawing can neg diff me…
>>154215890…
>>154215154No, I think even first arc dragon ball Bulma could beat her
Whose theme song is this?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hy9Knex35ag
>>154214947but the mongoose is literally stronger
>>154215380>name implies it's a bear/cat hybrid >it's actually just a black woman
>>154216070>cobras can kill an elephant by venom hax (not applicable to direct AP or strength)>mongoose are resistant to venom hax and are both faster and stronger than the cobra with piercing damageNot seeing the problem here?
>>154215890KINGTOS!
>>154216102damn and GODoose is above that?!
MONGOOSETOOOOSSSSS
>>154215263>>154215279And they complain about this guy losing to Hal Jordan?
>>154215159So it gets used in a lot of different and underconsistent ways.Mostly it is infinity stacking though.Not that stacking infinity gets anything different from infinity, but powerscalers pretend it does.
>>154216207Needs more DBZ templates like the honey badger punching off their arms
>>154216084Bearcats are actual animals.
>Mother NatureFather Time victim
>>154216346Baby New Year stomps both
>>1542151595 is two-dimensional timetravel over 3D space = minor timeline shifting.6 is three-dimensional time over 3D space = major reality shifting7 is alternate universe travel8 is alternate multiverse travelAnd so on. In short every movement in any given dimension encompasses every point in the lower dimensions
>>154216485In battle boarding Dimensions are higher planes of existence that reduce the one below into insignificance, same way we as 3D beings view 2D drawings to the point they don't even exist to us
>>154214853Anti feats are now considered for DB What happens with all the Marvel and DC MUs?
>>154216499>3D beings view 2D drawings to the point they don't even exist to usBut I can see drawings? They definitely exist to me, otherwise I wouldn't be able to read comics or manga
>>154215279>>154215263It's funny how depicting Alien X doing something and giving him feats genuinely makes him weaker Had he never done anything on screen people would wank hin way higher
>>154216502Flash drops to street tier
>>154216515Drawings are ultimately insignificant to us in the grand scheme of things, these worlds we create can't and don't affect us, besides emotionally, sometimes, and we can destroy them easily
Does your HERO have cookbook scaling?
>>154216537You say that but a drawing broke my mind...
>>154216559>t. Victoria Mikoto
REMINDER, Gangnam style is BIGGER than One Piece, Comics, and even Pokemon
>>154216569but is it bigger than Ultraman?
Useless
>phoneposterGents.
>saarIt’s 4 pm in India
>>154214853Yes, I can seal Sonic, what's the big deal?
It's 4pm in INDIA and the raymoo poster showed up...
>>154216685Sonic broke out of many seals, one being an entire reality with ease, she isn't doing shit
>>154216731L
>>154216731M
>>154216731Raymoo has a fragment of Onikirimaru, a sword that enhances her sealing powers to bypass resistances
>>154216731A
>>154216699Anon... What are YOU doing here!?
>>154216792On screen or text example?
>>154216792>Fragment>Scaling to something you have a fragment of that does something allegedly I don't think there's a SINGLE "big strong" verse more actually fucking fraudulent than toehoe. Every fucking disgusting pedophillic retarded word you spew makes it worse for yourself and you're genuinely too autistic to know.
>>154216731O
Touhoufag and Samenic fighting to see who sucks the most cock
>TOUHOU IS 5D INFINITE MULTIVERSAL!!!!!!>REIMU BYPASSES THAT WITH HER FRAGMENTS!!!!>TOUHIU IS BOUNDLESS BECAUSE INDIAN MEASUREMENTS!!!
>>154216850why did you post the average Sonic fan?
>>154216823Literally the finale of Wild and Horned hermit Kasen was immune to Reimu's normal sealing attacks, including her Fantasy seal that has enough potency to seal all know Youkai in gensokyo But with the fragment of said Blade she ended up sealing her and separating the arm evil from her body >>154216825>Allegedly Retardnic... Please don't run your mouth if you don't know what you're talking about.This is something that happens on page
>>154216880
https://youtube.com/shorts/pj9djSY3kUEYou guys can post your "FTL" Heroes doing this, right?
>>154216884Ibaraki douji resisting Reimu's sealing 1
>>154216891Ibaraki Douji after face tanking Reimu's fantasy Seals
>>154216894Ibaraki Douji after Reimu was done with her using the fragment of Onikirimaru.Done.
>>154216905Doesn't seem it will work on someone who can escape a whole reality with his own power
>>154216880>>154216884>>154216891>>154216894>You’re an unironic touhou fan. You took the disingenuous Samenic seriously. You lost
>>154216905>>154216894>>154216891>>154216884>>154216880I can't tell what this retardation is. I'm assuming it's fraudulent as shit.
>>154216913A reality like this >>154216772 ?
>>154216905sonigger btfo again
>>154216914>Posting pages to BTFO your opposition makes you lose because they are retarded or somethingSo what's the correct play? Post homosexual fantasies?
>>154216951Post interracial KINO to make them hard and unable to fight back
>>154216944Nothing impressive, if anything taking so long to do it makes you look bad.Anyone can btfo samenic
>JJKeks are unironically arguing that Mahito should have beat Shigaraki Maybe the most delusional fanbase in all of nushonen
>>154217078To be fair, the fight ended up being even more one sided than expected when they pulled the "Shigaraki can decay spiritual stuff"
>>154217078>all of nushonenThere's only so many nushounen that even show up in these threads anyways.
Miku has a persona now, how does this upscale her?
I just realised this match up is another Statements vs Feats.
Does Age of Sentry give Bob any buffs? People here were saying it's suppose to be a children's book in-world but apparently death battle is taking it as canon now alongside toy descriptions
>>154217256What the fuck?Flash!? Sentry!? What are you guys doing to Blue Beetle!?
>>154217294Everything is statements vs feats if you look hard enough
One question to all capefags. Where's the amazing and kino waiting period you guys were talking about after the reveal?This might be the second worst waiting period we've had so far (only surpassed by the unbearable Sonic spam during Ichigo vs Yusuke and Cell vs Metal Sonic)
>>154217432M S G fuiyou
>Hulkfag>Gay sonic poster(s)>Listtroon>Kys listtroonfag>Whowouldwin >Imslowcauseimphoneposting >Godzillafag>Ultra/Kamen fags>Superman (reviews of movie > ur movie)I am so so so so tired of ritual/avatarfags in these threads. We're on an anonymous board stop trying to force your identity and personality why the FUCK do we give any of these people platforms FUCK!!!!!!
>>154217589Persona is for homos and ugly women lil bro
>>154217589>Generic anime person
>>154217256Nice.
There's only so much abuse the Blue man can take before he streichs back.
>>154216825composite sonic is literally less than 0 compared to base reimu. these are the facts.
>>154217589Trvth nvke
>>154217256fuark
>>154217728Not even in the right order >>154217730Yes Yes Fuck Yes
WHO'S BEEN POSTIN' GAY PORN HERE?!
>>154217730Why do you have this image saved on your computer?
>>154217256This doesn't work because the yellow should be orange. Goku is associated more with orange than yellow
>>154217771Goku has yellow hair
>>154217764I love gay porn
>>154217792You know what, you win. I concede King
>>154217781He's mostly associated with orange though was my main point you retard
>>154217589hi
>>154217771Eh, super saiyan's hair color is still recognizable and the confusion the yellow causes is also pretty funny on its own right.
>>154217730The Blue man marches on.
>>154217186still jobs to Dark Phoenix Barbie
>>154217256Reimu on the left. Marisa on the right. Guess who's in the middle.
>>154217905Nitori
>>154217905Sakuya
>>154217589Absolutely, the worst cancer always comes from faggots trying too hard to become celebrities in these threads
>>154217905Wakasagihime
>>154217905Tenshi
>>154217730THIS is how you win against Samenic, take notes faggots!
>>154217835Why do you want Goku to be gay
>>154217905Hatsune Miku
Enough, post the strongest color combinations
KINGtos. That is all.
(You)
>>154217845Who wins this?
I hate mixing color
>>154217905Toyota Mitsubishi
>>154217589Disagree. I think personality fags bring life to threads. There's not a single thread I actively browse where they don't exist. It sounds like you don't really understand this site.Persona is fodder btw.
>>154218130>i have no social life and this is my only social interaction Kys now
>>154218174>Deranged headcanonLearn how /dbg/ works.
>>154218053
>>154218104You're going extinct.
>>154218200Not how genes work, brohanAnd even if it was....
>>154218192NTA but deranged headcanon is literally how /dbg/ works
>>154218212is that supposed to be feelgood inc lmao
>>154218216Even China and India have declining birthrates at this point At least the cope that Low birthrates are caused by feminism is dead
>>154218196Nice tampon bitch
>>154218216Yes it is how genes work, Jew>butMixed Race kids are the most unhealthy, dysgenic and susceptible to disorder of all the genepool
>>154217905Blue Jiren because the other two are too weak
My verse gets one-shotted by little moe girls...
>>154217905Megaman X
>>154218277If fucking shitholes like India or the middle east have declining birthrates I don't think you can blame feminism, a lot of those societies are still very oppressive towards women.
>>154218275>Mixed Race kids are the most unhealthy, dysgenic and susceptible to disorder of all the genepoolChat is this real? I was thinking about impregnating a Latina, black woman, or Asian woman.
>>154218334You’re balding
>>154218343>CHADldingYeahBald men are CHADS
Cucky Ultramen
>>154218363Post a chad bald man in real life. If not, stfu
>>154218401Looks better with hair. Next
>>154218385
>>154218343Opposite. My hair is wayyy too long.it's like down to my shoulders.
>>154218385BOOM!>b-bu--BRAKKA-BA-DOOM!!!!
>>154217905Why Doctor Stephen Strange of course!
Cucky Jason Statham
>>154218235Nigeria is also suffering declining birthratesNotice Jews and /pol/ will violently fight this when Nigerians and corporate analysts make it hotly known that Nigeria is nowhere near 200 million people, let alone 250 millionI wonder why Jews and wignats, who totally aren't obsessed with BBC, have such a viscerally violent reaction to the news Africa is not actually growing at an explosive rate
Anyway, here's the Brolhog
Here's a hypothesis, maybe it's because the population growth we were having before was a result of the industrial and green revolutions and not actually the natural state of history event. Maybe the world population has been mostly stable for most of history except when new inventions that allow for more people to be fed are created. Just a thought though. A little hypothesis.
>>154218542Sonic Speed Simulator getting crazy
>>154218298You mean these two?
>>154215154Yes.
>>154218216Whites are being butchered in south Africa, Europe and America. It's over my boy. You're lucky God King Trump didnt send all his whites to die in Iraq. https://www.axios.com/2026/06/13/americas-schools-white-students-minority-latinos
Okay but who would win in a Death Battle, /pol/ or /r/politics?
>>154218726Charles"Entertainment"Cheese
>>154218749You will be killed by your fellow whites and called racist. It's over.
>>154218726The first person to stop lurking both
>>154218762You have two roads.
>>154218098Spy vs Agent 47?
>>154218701>"We are Jews, not white"What now
>>154218522It IS strangeI brought it up there and mysteriously a meme flag came out of nowhere and began VIOLENTLY """debunking""" the claims Nigeria's birthrate is inflatedDespite literally overwhelming evidence, from Nigerians themselves no less, that there can't possibly be the number of people the UN claimsSo why would /pol/ become so rabidly, foaming-at-the-mouth unhinged over news that one of the Blackest countries on Earth is lying about its population and is closer to replacement rate than anyone anticipated? Especially considering that otherwise Nigeria was projected to be the country with the biggest population by 2100. You'd think that the white boys of /pol/ would be ELATED to hear that Africa's going to very badly cop it and never reach even 1/3 of the population that the United Nations had been ecstatically claiming it'd reach for decades.It's WEIRD. Why so mad? Why sometimes VPN with Israeli flags?SUSPICIOUS as FUCK.
>>154218880Are you kidding me? Timmies are fanatical about watching their women get JACKHAMMERED by BBC and watching their pathetic race go extinct and you're trying to deny them the pleasure
>KINGews KINGews KINGews KINGews KINGews KINGews KINGews KINGews
>>154218943
>>154218339A lot of middle eastern countries (Iran, Egypt, Lebanon, The Saudis) are experiencing lower fertility rates and will eventually fall under replacement levelsAnd as far as I'm aware India has a massive Muslim population.I don't think you can solely blame women not having sex when your whole society can quite literally force them to open their legs
>>15421884615 then he gets parole. 35 if he doesnt get granted parole in 15. (He will) 35 years still isnt really much.
>>154218726Redditors unironically. I GUARANTEE the average Redditot is more fit than the average 4chan user. The average Redditor takes every stat except maybe intelligence. This is because redditors are closet to being normalfags, which are more fit than terminally online people, than 4chan users.
>>154217589>>154218130I wasn't name fagging to have other's attention, I wasn't trying to be a celebrity, ai don't have any notable identity nor personality, and, in due time, I'll be forgotten. I used to carry the name because it had a meaningful purpose to me back then, one that justified it, and now I believe it does not. Besides that, you seem to be avatar fagging, I don't know what to tell you other than you should consider not being a hypocrite. That is all.
>>154218998He's going to be protected in prison. It's already been confirmed. Whites are going to be slaughtered then their killers are going to be heroes in prison.
I actually have no idea who karmello is and what he did. Why is this case sp fucking publicized?
>>154218998
vs debating?
What stance would Kratos take here?
I will save the white race by making one of my swimmers STOMP the eggs of a cute black woman.He will participate in a GU RITUAL against all other swimmers inside my balls, and only the strongest will be allowed to claim victory.
>>154219052
>>154219054I had to turn off auto on my phone brightness to see this bitch lmao
>>154219050Race wars are the ultimate Death Battle
>>154219054HOLY FUCKING SEXY! HOT ZAMN!! YABBA DABBA ZAMN!!
Can the world please hurry up and change its status quo? I'm tired of nothing ever happening.
>>154218757Is this page edited? Is the comic actually like this? Might actually read it if its this based.
>>154219068Your phone's brightness is weak. My phone even at the lowest brightness setting allows me to see the darkest of black women.
>>154219088Not yet, I need to play Danganronpa 2x2 before dying in WW3
>>154219090It's edited
>>154219092ThorGOD...
>>154219093I am now against you for liking Danganronpa.
>>154219088Suicidal empathy is killing your race.
>>154217905Obviously Cirno, the strongest
>>154219140Cirno could never do this.
>>154219127This doesn't apply to me specifically, but if we talked about race wide phenomena, then, maybe yes?Also, the word you're looking for is ethnicity, humans don't have races.
>politics
>P-P-PETERSAMA PLEASE LEAVE ME ALONE!!!! I'M SORRY FOR BEING SUCH A JOBBING KEK!!!
>>154219155PARROTOS!Transura...
>>154219155THE STRONGEST not only can, but WILL
>>154219172>Not "jeremysura..."
>>154219178The strongest protect others.NTA btw.
>>154219140That frog tanked this btw
>>154219186Don't act as if transura didn't sound better than that.
>they are trying to get the thread nuked
>>154219189Why, of course, THE STRONGEST will help tranny-san from joining a shady porcentage in the future
>>154219209Trannyggers don't count as normal people so what I said is still valid.
>>154219155Kek, I can see Cirno doing this.
>>154219220I am already racist, you made the wrong assumption.
>>154219209>Tranny-San kills themselves anywayKekarooo!!
>>154219194Cirno wasn't going all out>>154219221Oh, shit, he already cut his dick, didn't he? THE STRONGEST doesn't bother with the soon to be dead, expect those who challenge her.
>>154219246>Expect.?
>>154219088The world's collapse needs to wait until I finish my current RimWorld playthrough and the other playthrough I'm preparing with the odyssey DLCAlso the future playthrough I might end up doing with the next DLC
>>154219255That's what you get for talking with Fairies
>>154219255You WILL be killed by your fellow whites because your children were killed by browns.
>>154219273I'm glad I deleted most of my social media, sometimes it feels like the world itself is trying to Ragebait me with shit like this
>>154219263I don't care.>>154219271Fairies=indian?>>154219273Good thing I don't live in that country.
My favorite character would agree with me
>>154219295Fairies are retarded so... Maybe?
>>154214853Magic hands only works on small robots and nothing else
>>154219255THE STRONGEST doesnt bother with grammar mistakes
>>154219312>>154219337Fairies=indian
>>154219285The funny part is, half the /pol/ shit is literally fakeThis is not what happened and this is deliberately meant to ragebait (You) and ironically a lot of it is put together by Jews to make whites madBut most of /pol/ isn't even whiteSomehow nonwhites are getting mad on behalf of white people
what the fuck are you retards doing
>>154219424sexing
>>154219424That's what I'd like to know.
>>154219393>the thing you see and hear on video is not what happenedThe Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.
I wish that there was a forum place to actually talk Dragon Ball nowadays. Kanzenshuu seems kinda dead in the water at the moment.
>>154219424killing the thread
>>154219372Please, don't compare fairies to indians. Former are beings worthy of respect and love, even if they can be mischievous and annoying sometimes. The others are filthy retards who worship cow poopSo no, don't compare them to us fairies, it's quite gross
>>154219453As if it wasn't stillborn.
>>154219460Fairies≈indians?
>>154219472shut the FUCK up about your /pol/ slop already nobody with a functioning brain gives a shit
>>154219484/pol/ is the strongest board tho.
>>154219480
>>154219544I don't see a yes or no...
>>154219542I don't fucking care about your schizophrenic tempter tantrums
Of all the boards on 4chan, I alone am the brownest one.
>>154219557Your hero won't see nothing pretty soon.
>>154219565/sp/...
>>154219565Walking on the path of 4Chan, the board who will rule over everything.
>>154219571You had to say either yes or no. My hero would win btw.
>>154218090Donut Lord because he has a gun
>>154219593We will see about that
>>154219658>G-Man out of nowhere.
>>154218053Thanks doctor
>>154219637So does having the horn there realistically help or hurt binocular vision?
>>154219718Sento's perception is unchanged regardless of the form.
>after swallowing the trannys load one night tell her we can do more and I’m down for all of it>she jumps at the opportunity tells me to douche and shower, every thing I need is in her bathroom>spend 30 minutes doing my business making sure my hole is clean as a whistle>walk out naked ready to role>not my first rodeo>we start making out immediately>very quickly we’re both rock hard>face down ass up with in a few minutes>she’s eat my ass and playing with my cock>absolute heaven>she stops and starts rubbing lube on my ass and slowly putting a finger in and out getting my hole nice and wet>She mounts me and slowly pushes her cock in>hurts like a bitch I’m biting the pillow biggest thing that’s been in there>takes me like 5 minutes to fully relax>she can tell and starts picking up the pace>her hips slapping off my ass>he cock grazing my g spot>after a few minutes she flips me over my legs on her shoulders>shes thrusting harder>after a few more minutes she says she’s getting close>she starts stroking my semi hard cock>i cum after like 2 minutes>a few seconds later she pumps her load in to my ass>fall asleep playing with each other>wake up the next morning>proceed to suck the life from her cock>few days later she calls upon me again>do my routine and skip over>walk in to her naked holding a large plug>after a few minutes I’m on my knees worshiping her cock plug in my ass>she stops me we start making out on her couch for 30 minutes or so she’s playing with my cock>pre cum is pouring out>she flips me and pulls out the plug>she slides her cock in with ease>she fucking the dog shit out he prone bone>she makes puts the plug in my mouth and calls me a good boy>she basically owns me and knows it>for ten minutes she’s spanking fucking and praising me>this my heaven> I feel her cum fill my hole>she climbs off i lay there for like 5 minutes while she cleans up
We deserve destruction.
>>154219950I just want you guys to remember someone wrote this, probably while aroused.
>>154219757Well yeah, I understand that in the fiction, I just mean that in real life would it help or hurt?
>>154219950
>>154219998Nta but in real life it would be a hindrance
>not even 300 posts These threads are a prison...
>>154220054>>154215108
>>154215108>/m/ watching /dbg/ like they're some sickly animal in a low budget zoo
>>154219950Based Touhoubro
Rent free
What are the BIGGEST matchups that Death Battle has yet to do?
All unsolicited sexual fantasies on /dbg/ are either from Sonicbros, Touhoubros or occasionally Dragonbros what's up with that
>>154220109Hulk too
Somebody keep my balance, I think I'm falling offInto a state of regressionThe expiration date rapidly coming upIt's leaving me behind to rankAlways move forwardGoing straight will get you nowhereThere is no progress, evolution killed it allI found my place in nowhereI'm taking one step sideways, leading with my crutchGot a fucked up equilibriumCount down from nine to five, hooray, we're gonna dieBlessed into our distinctionAlways move forwardGoing straight will get you nowhereThere is no progress, evolution killed it allI found my place in nowhereAlways move forwardGoing straight will get you nowhereThere is no progress, evolution killed it allI found my place in nowhereIn nowhereIn nowhere
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/phoMxifCPuYCrossbow vs Katana
Where is everyone....
>>154220277You killed them, you bastard
>>154220100Peter vs Homer (no crossover scaling)
Vox vs homelander who wins?
>>154220100Goku vs Sonic682day I guess.
I have to sneeze but it won't come out.
>>154217256>>154217432raped samenic
ROARtos. That is all.
>>154220277You know about that thing people call "Having a job"?
>>154216850He said that?!
>>154220394bless you anon
>>154220389Doomsday vs 682 is cancellednow it's composite NewYork vs SCP
>>154220402we are in 4chan everyone here is jobless
>>154220428>Fight that New York wins in its sleep.
>>154220480No one brought up New York vs London vs Tokyo...
>Character beats a character that can see the future!I always found this feat to be an odd one. If they could do that, shouldn't they never be able to take damage again? They beat future sight, what can anyone possibly do to them now?
>>154214853Handicapped to hell and still beating you
>>154220525that implies their future sight is imperfect, if it can be wrong or changed.other writing systems go out of their way to stress the character can never be wrong about it or change it even if they see their own defeat, or if they want to change it (like Watchmen)
>>154220480but it's The City That Never Sleeps
>>154220511>Another fight that New York wins.>>154220712My point exactly.
>>154220562... In the jobbing competition
>"I'll handle Zangief!"
>>154220699Fuck off retard
>>154220374ToH and cutaway scaling to make it a fair fight
>>154214853Sonic is a bottom
Why the fuck does Japan like motorcycles and motorbikes so much
>>154221362Needs a black pill>Your goat loses but the reasoning is utter bullshit.
>>154221422It's much more practical to ride them in urban areas. Their streets are incredibly narrow and everyone just freely walks in the street as if it's an extension of the sidewalk.
>>154221362I ate both. My hero?
>>154221574Metal Sonic unironically
>pattern recognition>pattern recognition>pattern recognition>pattern recognition>pattern recognition
Who did this to him?
How bad will /dbg/ get for these episodes?
>>154221422Why not
>>154221875>most of these fights are boring obvious shitstomps
>>154221875The only good ones there are Luffy vs Naruto and maybe Sonic vs Mario 3. The rest are roflstomps
>>154221936aren't all of these stomps except for non-Mario scaling K. Rool vs Blackbeard?
>>154221875Who is Kylo Ren fighting?
>Godzilla cleaned house on 616>They're just barely recovering>THESE FUCKERS show up
>>154222053donkey kong still has the moon punch in his own series
>>154222077moon is small but it's still continental level
>>154222099that's enough to solo warmpiss
>>154222074https://x.com/i/status/2066589801491341501...fine sure whatever
>>154222053Im pretty sure his fight against DK in Bananza would put him solidly above anything in One Piece
>>154222074Next stop, the Emerald City
>>154222147What the fuck is Godzilla's problem?
>>154221875Is Shadow still vulnerable to mindhax? Because if not then mewdow 2 would be a fair fight.
>>154222173He's got beef with EVERYONE. But this cover's fucking HILARIOUS.
>>154222141>that Gonzo and Ghost Rider coverGonzo fighting demons?
>>154222180I think the emeralds protect him from memory manipulation now but besides that yeah.
>>154222236"Yeah, he is still vulnerable to mindhax" or "Yeah, it would be a fair fight"?
>>154222236The mind control resistance for the Emeralds was for passive mindhax, not activeAlso DB claimed Ash had mind control resistance, yet Mewtwo's mind control still worked on him
>>154222180Shadow's even more vulnerable to mindhax now. He had a whole game where he got ACKed by it every single scene and again needed outside help to stop it
>>154222074>>154222147watch Super Grover and Dorothy do better against Zilla than Hulk
THE SYMBOLS! WHAT DO THEY MEAN?!
>>154222335I'm new to 4Chan and as far as I know "-ACK!" is supposed to mean a chad or gigachad hanging a transexual by the neck with a rope, like he was caught and killed by surprise. What is it supposed to mean in this context? Was Shadow killed by mindhax out of nowhere?>>154222379Trigonometry?
>>154222403ACK was actually about transexuals hanging themselves and not others hanging them
Scp-682 vs Doomsday coming soon...
>>154222308Both. He is still vulnerable to other forms of mindhax but Shadow can still win given that DB seems to buy Sonic wank more than Pokemon wank.>>154222313I'm talking about this.
>>154222421CHADSday will RAPE and GAPE ACK-682 and the entire scpverse.
>>154222420Really? But that makes it more confusing, what is it supposed to mean in this context?>>154222335
>>154222439Post doomsday destroying a planet
>>154222403ACK is a funny sound they make when the neck snaps. You'll see it used casually to mean someone getting oneshotted by something. In this case was Shadow getting brought to the floor by mindhax in multiple scenes
>>154222467I see, thank you.
>>154222379Never post this shit again. You're in MY court, PUP!!!
>>154222501Sonic is Elagabalus.
Who's the Julian of /dbg/?Who's the Constantine of /dbg/?
>>154222599What is that supposed to mean?
Garou?RAPES and GAPES the entire SHITvincibleverse
I don't think Godzilla is in Japan anymore
>Before being executed by Kratos, Asura gave his last words:>“Featsman I always was; monster I never was”>He would later be canonized as a Saint.
>>154222623That's punching down imo.
>>154222662SHITvinciblefags always like to bark, so they need to be treated like the dogs they are.
>>154222674I don't support and I don't condone animal abuse.
>>154222661>Asura then revives 10 minutes after Kratos leaves
>>154222633Man I love this series.
The sad part is that Kratos was the better written and more interesting character, has the way more fun and quality games, and even though none of his feats had any kind of cosmic scale to them the kills and brutality of GOW1-3 felt way heavier and more powerful than anything in Asura's WrathImagine the timeline where nu GOW never happened and Kratos faded into relative obscurity. I don't think people would have cared nearly as much about him getting some fraud win on a fanfic show
>>154222744This is one of if not the of the most subjective opinion I've ever read.
>>154214853
>>154222789damn this art is bad
>>154222789
>>154222789>>154222819God this manga is weird but charming. Who's the new girl?
>>154222830NTA, but she literally says her name. It is Ai.
>>154222819Yup vorenic ate that sissy and will scat xer out
>>154222789>>154222819Sovl
KINGtos would solo this sissy verse easily.
>>154222789>Sonic meeting Reimu, the strongest of the Touhou verse>>154222819>Sonic after eating Reimu, and the entirety of the Touhou verse 10 minutes later
>>154222865Well I mean he's greek so it tracks
>>154222744Nah Krasura would've still caused a meltdown even if GOW had ended with the Greek era games.
>>154221875>Naruto vs LuffyBoth series are fun as hell and the waiting period would be Kino.Naruto would most likely win unless something Crazy happens in One Piece.I've always said that Luffy can win if he ends up mastering G5, Naruto is definitely stronger though >Kylo Ren vs Edelgard Nobody here would care, apparently Edelgard is controversial in FE lore or something but who knows.Also what's the deal with Kylo Ren Powerscaling wise? This seems like a one sided rape for Edelgard >Junko vs Springtrap KINO of the highest caliber, would potentially save the whole yearJunko Rapes btw>MvS3 Just pull the trigger bro...>Saber vs LukeNobody but one anon here would careAlso what's the fucking deal with these star wars characters? This is not fair at all isn't it!? >Madoka vs UsagiWe know a decent chunk of people here care about this and would argue back and forth and both have arguments for winning If Usagi dies I'm killing myself >Shadow vs Mewtwo 2Shadow already got a pity win, why would they ever do this?Regardless people here would be extremely opinionated about this fight because it's between two IPs /dbg/ hates >Spiderman vs Miraculous ladybug This would be funny as hell. Ladybug rapes and gapes but we already know Marvelfags would fight tooth and nail even when they know it's a lost cause >Blackbeard vs King K. Rool Cool fight for something like a one minute melee or a DBX, I don't think this works as a genuine DB because we still don't know the full extend to Blackbeard's power Most anons would make off screen jokes, OP MUs in general have the potential to bring fun waiting periods>Yuta vs Jotaro Utter cancer, Bakugou vs Reze levels of Cancer.Swan already said Jorato would lose against Gojo, but once again who knows.The threads would end up dominated by this fight, good luck trying to debate anything else >Grovyle vs Lucinda Dead waiting period, this is somehow worse than Kasen vs Sonic >Cuphead vs Bendy Dead Waiting period
>>154222789>>154222819I prefer how Japs write Sonic like a comedic autist than how Ian Flynn wrote him in any of the recent games
>Vore and scat fantasies ...
>>154222952Yup yup. That's what my verse is all about!!!
VoreScatPedophiliaBeastialityTransexualitySodomy
>>154222992>>154222987GODnic the KINGhog!
>>154222789CUTE! Who's this cutie patootie?
Reminder Sonic RAPES and GAPES Goku and his entire verse
>>154222789>>154222819Since Amy was ruined and is no longer allowed to be love crazy for Sonic this girl is taking over that role even if only in the manga
>>154222357Who can Super Grover fight in Death Battle?
>>154221422Because they're fucking awesome, that's why.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I8q_o2hrzPs
>>154222744>was the better written and more interesting characterCutting out nu-GOW, Kratos had like 5 games + some novels to develop him while Asura had only one + a very short manga. A lot of Kratos’ arc was coming to terms with the damage he caused in his rage/vengeance and becoming a decent person while Asura never had to deal with that. Asura’s arc was more static and since he was already a good person (extremely righteous and moral as well) who never harmed anybody innocent, it was more about him cleaning up the mess left by the Seven Deities/Chakravartin and learning to prioritize the world rather than just himself and his family, hence him sacrificing his life so Mithra and the world could be truly free.>the kills and brutality of GOW1-3 felt way heavier and more powerful than anything in Asura's WrathDifference their maturity ratings and how they want to portray their kills. It’s also subjective on how you feel powerful the kills are. I could say that Asura losing all his arms and breaking the last one off to explode planet-sized Wyzen is more powerful than anything shown from Kratos or Asura charging up his final punch to kill Chakravartin knowing he will die as well and leaving Mithra behind is more emotionally-charged than Kratos’ final kill against Zeus.>I don't think people would have cared nearly as much about him getting some fraud win on a fanfic showYou underestimate powerscalers. Even without all the Better Man memes with KINGtos, people still care about GOW a lot.
>>154223043TRVKE!!!
>>154222789>>154223049Cute brat
>>154223040>>154223113Hal Jordan...
How the fuck
>>154220100Barbie vs G.I. JoeHan Solo vs James KirkPJ Masks vs P.A.W. Patrol Cocomelon vs BlueyBugs vs Mickey
If you mention my hero in a negative light, I'm gonna have a melty...
Terrarian with All Terraria Mods vs Steve with All Minecraft Mods who wins?
>>154223151DevianArt lore
>>154220699Checked and true scholar pilled.You must stay, KING.
>>154223049>goes from Yuuta's fangirl to Sonic's fangirlThis is cuckoldryMMF is cuckoldry
ReminderALL TROONS MUST HANG BY THE NECK UNTIL DEAD.Thank you for your attention to this matter.
>>154223191>boundless vs boundless
>>154223049Rei and Asuka are being added as playable characters in Sonic Racing Crossworlds
>>154223235And don't talk.
>>154223235Why does Sonic's racing game have so many random guest characters?
>>154223252Sega really went on a crossover slop spree for some goddman reason
>>154223252>>154223266they said aloud they intended it purely for sales/marketing.An exec did an interview where he said "our game have have bombed in sales, but we're hoping all the DLC media we shilled out for will save it once it's out and convince people to buy it over the next year"That's why they cheaped out and none of the DLC characters even talk to the Sonic cast. They're corporate whores
>>154223235Asuka and Rei may have loved Shinji, but even their standards are too high to be a Shitnic fan
>>154223235
>>154223324
>>154222865I doubt the whole verse but definitely that fag in the pic.
>>154223324>>154223347She cute
>>154223183I am just doing what you've taught me to do kek.
>PLEASE SAVE MY IRRELEVANT WASHED UP DIMELESS FRANCHISE
>>154223235Rei >>> Asuka
>>154223231>YOU. MUST. BE. BETTER.
Cosmallogy.
>>154223347
>>154222180>Is Shadow still vulnerable to mindha—>ACK!! (x1)>ACK!! (x2)>ACK!! (x3)>ACK!! (x4)>AAAAIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>154223073I'm mostly referring to the original trilogy. I also think Kratos worked better, and was more interesting when he was evil and his story had elements of a Greek tragedy, not when he was learning to be nice or whatever. Sure that's one game to three plus supplementary material, but it's not like either GOW or Asura's Wrath has some huge writing focus, and GOW does more within the span of one game for Kratos.Asura is basically just generic hero man who is so overly good that even while he's out of control he doesn't hurt innocents. It feels borderline Mary Sue ish and cheesy even down to his absurd plot armor where he somehow kills Chakravartin after losing his big energy source.Kratos's inner conflict has more to it, his conflict with his gods has more to it, his relationship with his family and other characters has more to it. The only thing in AW that measures up is maybe Yasha, otherwise everyone else is just le overly evil retard or le overly goody good hero.>It’s also subjective on how you feel powerful the kills areIt's just sound design, weight, impact, etc. GOW just beats out Asura's Wrath by a country mile since it's like actually an action game. Like yeah you blow up stars and planets in Asura's game and there's big anime punches but it just has that generic punching sound for everything mixed in with slow mo and flashy effects. >Even without all the Better Man memes with KINGtos,Yeah, but it's the same shit as Doom or DMC.People "care" about those franchises too and they get wanked unreasonably hard but they don't go fucking insane over them, probably because 16/Eternal and DMCV are alright games.It's the better man shit, the Norse games being shit, the dumbass lefty talking points shit that blows it beyond proportion.
>>154223446It was just a question he didn't say he wasn't
>>154223324>>154223347
>>154223467I know but I think it's funny
>>154223402Evangelion...
>>154223183Yugi...Anyone in Dragon Ball...The Big 3...Denji...Yuji...
>>154223470UUUUUOOOOOOOOOHHHH
>>154223324>>154223470DenjiDAMN!
>>154223183Everybody knows this, Pokebro...
Is Kratos still the strongest?
>>154223235Asuka better
>>154223630No but he is the baldest
Is Kartos still the stongest?
FUARK...!
>>154223654Do you even have to ask?
IF I CAME ACROSS A 70 FOOT TALL TYRANNOSAURUS REX...I WOULD LEAP AND SNAP ITS NECK AND KILL IT...BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT A STONE COLD LION WOULD DO...
So I don't have schizophrenia?
>>154223654>Kartos From Yooka-Laylee? Always will be.
>>154223666TIGEEEEEEERRRRTOOOOOOOOSSSSST-rexura...
>>154223690Bharati vibes.
>>154223697sonic...
goddamn I can't take Kratos seriously anymore
>>154220100Steve vs the TerrarianNiko vs Jacket (or any GTA MU for that matter)Red Skull vs Cobra CommanderFinn and Jake vs Mordecai and Rigby
Rome wasn’t built in a day, but this 9mm was
>>154223666The tiger rapes the cucky rex when it roars...
>>154216375my wife
>>154223447>not when he was learning to be nice or whateverFair enough but a huge chunk of the Greek saga was more static like Asura’s writing was when it came to Kratos being evil.>GOW does more within the span of one game for Kratos.In terms of what exactly from a writing standpoint. You could argue Kratos descending further into his vengeance and anger and having conflicting feelings but I don’t think that part is that noticeable or more better written.>Asura is basically just generic hero man who is so overly good that even while he's out of control he doesn't hurt innocents.He is good but he makes it obvious where his priorities were in the beginning. He didn’t really care about saving the world and it took him failing to save a village and a girl he grew to care for before his priorities became less self-motivated. He is a brute, very blunt, gruff and only knows how to break things. The game constantly criticizes him for this, even himself. Hell, Asura calls the villagers pathetic for praying to him. He’s a good man but not exactly a goody goody hero who would try to inspire people. Yes, Yasha is the more layered character but that’s because his arc required him to swap sides and come to terms that he was wrong. Asura’s arc was not about swapping side, it’s about more him “ascending” each different part of the karmic cycle to achieve Nirvana.>It feels borderline Mary Sue ish and cheesy even down to his absurd plot armor where he somehow kills Chakravartin after losing his big energy sourceThis criticism feels unfair. Almost every boss fight has Asura coming from behind aside from Kalrow (not really a boss fight) and Yasha. He lost all of his arms fighting Augus and Wyzen and barely etched out a win against them. His plot armor is not really made apparent considering he canonically died 3 times in total. He scolded himself for not even having the power to save a little girl. I don’t think he’s anywhere near a Mary Sue.
Matchups for utopian?
>>154223697PICKLETOOOOOOOS!!!
>decide to check out pic related out of curiosity >spiderman has a fucking mech>and a flying carWat
>>154223846(Cont.)Asura never lost his energy source. His energy source was his Wrath, that’s what overcame Chakravartin in the end. You could argue his Wrath is plot armor but it’s a huge theme for his story and connects to many plot elements in the story in general. >since it’s like actually an action gameOk, this is definitely not a fair criticism, especially since a lot of GOW brutal kills heavily uses QTEs. Again, there’s the maturity rating. Asura’s Wrath is not gonna have a scene of Asura ripping someone’s head off like Kratos does because while Asura is a fighter, that’s not how he kills. The game doesn’t make every kill feel all that personal and gory like how GOW does, that was never the point.
I LOVE PENIS AND SO DOES MY HERO
>>154223964GEATS...
>>1542236973 year old baby Gohan...
>>154223946And because of this, Toei discovered people loved Giant Robots. So Super Sentai, in their third series, Battle Fever J (with hero designs by Marvel Comics themselves) introduced Battle Fever Robo. Because of Spider-Man, Sentai got mechs. Also the Leopardon suit was stolen at some point.
>>154223875Who is that guy?
We must be Eviler Bitches.
>>154223964https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_vLa4_JGfU
>>154223964Nerobro btw
>>154223999TRIPPY TRVVVVVKE!!!
She beats your favorite character.
>>154224020jobs to the cock.yup yup. bitches can't fight the cock.
>>154223697>STONE COLDAW. HELL. YEAH.
>>154223964GODrutoCHAD!
>>154224042Can your HERO tank a STONE COLD STUNNER from the RATTLESNAKE?!
>>154223151Wait Japanese Sonic eats Chili Dogs? Love how this character has 0 Japanese relevance to the point America has to come up with the personality and canon of the character. https://youtube.com/watch?v=Z9G1Mf6TZRs&pp=ygUNR290dGEgZ28gZmFzdNIHCQk-CwGHKiGM7w%3D%3D
>>154224008Toku capeshit is pretty sweet isn't it
>>154223964Dekubros...
>>154224089The only thing I question about the Marvel involvement in Toei toku stuff is why they gave Miss America a prominant camel toe.
>>154224087Was Sonic liking chilidogs an American thing or a Japanese thing because as far as I know it's been present since the beginning to pander towards the American audience who go to stadiums and buy hotdogs and shit like that
>>154224128I think it was exclusively a DIC thing, when they made like, three Sonic cartoons, Sonic just loved Chilli Dogs, and it became his staple, that even Japan adopted it.
>>154215108We must be better than this.
https://youtu.be/Kmy0BQYC03c?si=UvbM8-uXggDOqc81Smtbros...
>>154223964KINGTOS!!
>>154224154How can KINGtos expect Baldur to be better if he’s dead???
>Geats stands tall over Gohans defeated body... The audience going wild...>"PHEW! THAT WAS A GOOD FIGHT GOHAN-SAMA!! IT'S A GOOD THING I HAD MULTIVERSAL FEATS OTHERWISE I WOULD'VE BEEN DONE FOR!">The Death Battle Audience goes wild. /dbs/pics chimp out in the back.>"WAKU WAKU! CAN SOMEONE GET ME SOME WATER?">One of the Death Battle employees gets up onto the stage with a can of beer, holding it up to Geats.>"HUUUUHHH? BEEEERRR? NO THANKS! I'M SOBER AND CLEAN!!" Geats takes the beer can and throws it away...>The employee stands there... before taking off his hat...>OH MY GOD IT'S STONE COLD!! THE TEXAN RATTLESNAKE!!! HE DISGUISED HIMSELF AS AN EMPLOYEE TO GET CLOSE TO GEATS!!>Geats stands there, shocked as STEVE AUSTIN stares the Sentai Hero down...>Geats meekly shrinks back, raising a hand about to speak before...>THE RATTLESNAKE STRIKES! DELIVERING A BOOT TO THE GUT BEFORE GIVING GEATS A STONE COLD STUNNER!!! GEATS IS DOWN!! DEFEATED IN A SINGLE BLOW!!!>*Glass shattering as STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN'S THEME PLAYS*>The Audience pops off, someone throws a can of beer to STONE COLD.>He catches it, pops the top off before slamming it down.>ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN HERE ON DEATH BATTLE. NOBODY IS SAFE!!
>>154224171They were not sending their best...
>>154224194Geats isn't an Ultraman, thobeit. Not even the same company. That's like saying Batman is a Marvel creation.
>>154223964
>>154224029Eternal reminder https://youtu.be/HTKCtyD8kBY?si=9bRnT3kW7MU8hMmc
>>154221875Mewtwo: Yo, Shadow can I get some HAX? Shadow: Sure, only a spoonful! Mewtwo: >
>>154224206i meant to post a pic of stone cold but i misclicked.
ENTER: the Queens (and King) of Internet Fan art!
>>154224225Noooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!
>>154221875Goku vs Sonic should be part of that group too
>>154224261Goku has to be sacrificed to Superman again. Can you manage with Piccolo vs Sonic?
>>154224248>Admiral "So this is the Blue Archive verse?"..."I HATE WEAKLING!"
>>154224194>>Geats stands tall over Gohans defeated body... The audience going wild...>Geats??????????
>>154224185
>>154224342>Kratos is trans gender and trans raceNext level woke.
>>154224248Cucky Touhou...Bvlly Vocaloid..
>>154224185Kratos knows better
>>154224171>>154224205I'm not giving that cunt a view, how bad was it
>>154224463Kratos effortlessly refutes all these fake statistics
>>154224171Erdrick really should've stuck to a script, he sounds disjointed, tends to ramble and overall sounds way too overenthusiastic. The PowerPoints should've looked more professional and clean-looking. Don't pitch fight interactions with just a script excerpt on-screen. Why was Jobber even here if he didn't have anything to add to the conversation?
Death Battle is racist
>>154224504>Kratos ignoring truth and accepting lies Doesnt sound anything like my hero. He'd see right through the trans con once presented with the facts.
Another thread won effortlessly by GODnic the GODhog!
>>154224171I'm honestly not too sad, Spawn really doesn't need to come back and there's better SMT matchups to go for, better Demifiend matches even. Demifiend and Spawn don't even have anything similar besides just "reborn as devils" which isn't really an uncommon trope
>>154224615It was crazy they almost had Blade stab Buffy (white blonde girl) in the neck right after that train stabbing.
>>154224633
>>154224624>Newfag doesn't know that KINGtos is THE STRONGEST ALLY of the LGBTQ and racial minority community
>>154224707>Newfag doesn't know that KINGtos is THE STRONGEST ALLY of the LGBTQ and racial minority communityKratos would see through their lies immediately and destroy them.
GENTS...
>>154224749You will take that back. NOW!
There is literally nothing wrong with being gay or trans or anything else. This is Pride month and you should stop bringing your negativity in here and upsetting our non-binary xisters.
>>154224985>>154224860>>154224962>>154224836HYAH
>>154224985What characters or series should I post to be a better man and make our xisters feel more welcome here?
>>154225067
>"I am disappointed, Strange. Very disappointed.">"Unifying myself with abstract entities and nullifying hax were the first tricks I learned.">"It didn't kill Nelson... Did you think it would kill me?">"I've traveled at the velocity of God.">"I've fought beings so transcendental and so powerful they are more real than all of existence itself.">"But you... you're just a man...">"... And this world's supreme man is no more of a threat to me than its supreme ant."
>>154225005EEEEEEEEEEE!
JANNYTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSS!!!
Janny's Spatial Manipulation is...strong...
>Kratos such a fraudulent jobber that he got the threads banished to the /b/zoneLOL
>>154217589whowouldwin anon is finehe doesn't even do the main things you highlighted
>>154224452More like Bvlly Miku
Well? What did you learn?
What if /dbg/ was /trash/ed and /b/etrayed for a thousand threads?
>>154216685>>154216731This was literally the only Powerscaling argument on the entire thread...
>>154225557Spam thousands of threads you say?
>>154225553What even happened? I was doing something else for a couple hours.
>>154215108This is more true than I thought when I originally posted it, it even became worse now.
>>154225679No idea. Janny just decided to move the thread randomly. He didn’t even nuke it.
>>154225679Sane shit happened. Gay Goku porn was posted this morning. Aannnndddddd........... Yeah, I was distracted by the World Cup to care about the rest.
Sonic won this thread, here he is pictured no digging composite dragon ball, Mario, DC and Marvel
>no digging
Sonic stays winning
>>154225925As expected. As ALWAYS.
>>154225818