How do you defeat a telepath?
>>154216910Imagine horrible shit for a long time and concentrate on the telepath
>>154216910head empty, nothing to read, no way to control
>>154216910Imagine myself naked.
>>154216910easy, with one single thought any telepath is defeated>"The Game"
>>154216910Imagine your mind is a torrent full of malware; you just need someone to open it.
>>154216910Bullet to the head. All telepathy would do is give them a few seconds head start running.
>>154216910Gratuitous application of nerd shit.
https://youtu.be/5Z0SSOwIIbA
Fill her thoughts with images of violently rape breeding the Cuckoos
>>154217074She's probably seen way worseSpeaking of which if I knew telepaths exist I'd find a way to an hero ASAP
Second false brain.
>>154217141If telepaths existed they'd fuck each other and get stuck in a permanent pleasure feedback loop so your naughty little thoughts are safe.
>>154216910Psychic partition constantly dumpingSame as for other stuff like hypnosis or "cognitohazards"
>>154216910Telepaths in comics are such jobbers, second only to speedsters. The slightest exposure to an insane person makes them fold faster then a wet napkin.
>>154216910Imagine guro of them.
>>154217074Anon she was part of the hellfire club at their most degenerate. Emma has seen and done far worse.
>>154216915>>154216919>>154217074>>154217276>Aha, I would just think of something so bad that they-Rewrite your brain if not shut it down entirely. Telepaths have bullshit wonky power levels. If you're a normie they can railroad spike your brain for fun passing you on the sidewalk and nobody would know it.>>154217247I'm assuming here Charles found out he's a comic character among many, which is much grander scheme than thinking of poopoo peepee dicks to make them flinch. It's still jobbing for sure but it's nothing most people mentally have on hand.
>>154217399You don't understand. To me Crazy Train is just Train, Mad Max is just regular Max, and Looney Tunes is mere music. They are not prepared.
>>154217187>Formatted my limbic system againFUCK
>>154217157Tenser, said the TensorTenser, said the TensorTension, apprehension and dissension have begun....
Auxiliary brain.
>>154217399Telepath aren't allowed to do anything meaningful, because otherwise there wouldn't be any story to write. Just like reality warpers, speedsters and such, as >>154217247 pointed out.I mean, Martian Manhunter getting mind raped when he tries to get into Joker's brain is stupid - but then again, that's just what decades of Batwank and Jokerwank did to capeshit.
>>154216910Be Gambit.
>>154216910Play the brown note in my head. Can’t read my mind without shitting themselves in the process.
>>154216910lobotomy
>>154219129>Telepath aren't allowed to do anything meaningfulTo meaningful characters. If a psychic tries to rewrite Batman's brain, he'll have mental blocks up ready for that. If they try to scan an average joe, they can get the full file. Nobody in this thread has plot armor stopping them from being brain blended into thinking they're a banished Persian bastard sent to this country with nothing but the clothes they're wearing and a dream of mastering piano.
>>154216910People irl trained their minds to not feel pain.Seems in comics you can train your mind to push out invaders
>>154216910>telepath enters my mind>sees the word "vore">telepath exits my mind and gets the fuck away from medare they enter my magical realm?
>>154216910Grab her by the pussy
>>154216910 (OP) #>telepath enters my mind>sees a rotating pastel horse>telepath exits my mind and gets the fuck away from meFiltered.
>>154216910I just think harder
>>154216910punch them really hard
>>154216910you imagine a giant brick wall
>>154220792>He's gonna take you atop the fourth wall!
>>154216910Have aphantasia and no internal monolog.
>>154217003lel, what issue does this horse shit come from? What did they do afterwards? I am genuinely curious how such a clusterfuck ends.
>>154216910Stop thinking
I'd give myself a lobotomy while they're in the middle of probing around my mind. It'd be the equivalent of being in the middle of an office building when a plane crashes into it
>>154220849Its from immortal x-men 9, they were about to throw sinister in the pit forever for being a piece of shit so he tried like 20 times to kill the council because he had the ability to reset time. They resurrect everyone and kick his fucking ass but its what he wanted to happen because the whole run is sinister wank.
You kill them
Just wait for them to inevitably have a horrible headache from the strain of being the focus of a scene for five seconds, then whack them.
>>154216910Psyonic shock, think of something extremely fucked up of mindbreaking. Ironically Deadpool has actually been able to do the most damage with it when he killed everyone.
>>154216910Head empty.No thoughts, just vibes.
>>154217074preaching to the choiractually scratch thatyou are preaching to the goddamn pope, antipope, saint peter and schizo fililoque schism church of children sexual abuse all at once
>>154217157ZERO real thoughts
>>154216910With any one of these
>>154217399Finding out you’re not only a comic character but also one from a universe where your only role is to die to the insane murder hobo for cheap sales numbers probably would fry most brains
>>154223122if Pokémon actually existed in a cape universe would there even be a point to heroesor would existing heroes just adopt them as part of the team, Krypto style
